2 - Fire Dragon, Monkey, and Bull

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    The Kingdom of Fiore...
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    A neutral country of 17 million people.
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    It is a world of magic.
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    Magic is bought and sold there every day.
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    It is an integral part of people's lives.
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    And there are those who use magic as their occupation.
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    Those people are referred to as wizards.
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    The wizards belong to various guilds
    and perform jobs on commission.
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    There are a large number of guilds within the country.
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    And in a certain city there lies a certain guild.
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    A guild from which various legends were once born... Or
    rather, will continue to be born long into the future...
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    And its name is:
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    Fairy Tail!
[00:55] [SONG] ---
    Fairy, where are you going?
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    I'll gather all the light, and shine down on your tomorrow!
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    Oh, yeah! Can you hear this voice?
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    Oh, yeah! It's hoarse from yelling.
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    Oh, yeah! Until your heart can hear it...
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    Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
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    The moon and sun high-five.
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    Are you sure you're not forgetting something?
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    When you're not here to make me laugh,
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    even what I'm looking for can't be found.
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    Snowing, be honest with yourself and smile,
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    because when two people lay close, time overlaps.
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    Fairy, where are you going?
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    I'll gather all the light, and shine down on your tomorrow!
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    Don't say goodbye!
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    Last time on Fairy Tail!
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    You were looking for a dragon?
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    I feel sick...
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    I've been tricked!
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    I won't forgive those who pretend to be from Fairy Tail!
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    That's going overboard!
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    Come join our guild!
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    Sure!
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    The Magic Council, Era.
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    Those idiots from Fairy Tail are at it again!
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    This time they've destroyed half a port!
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    Now they've done it!
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    I quite like those bunch of fools, personally.
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    Indeed they are quite the fools, yes.
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    But they've assembled many
    wizards of talent and ability.
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    I guess you take the good with the bad.
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    Just leave them be.
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    Without those fools, this world would be boring.
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    Welcome to Fairy Tail!
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    Fire Dragon, Monkey, and Bull!
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    We're back!
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    We're back!
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    Yo!
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    Welcome back!
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    What's up!
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    Hey!
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    There you go makin' trouble again!
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    You half destroyed Harge-
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    Why?
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    That info about the salamander was a lie, wasn't it?
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    How would I know?
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    I just told you some rumors that've been going around!
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    What'd you say?!
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    You wanna go?
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    Now, now, Natsu...
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    This isn't something to get-
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    Wow...
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    I've actually made it into Fairy Tail!
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    So Natsu's back?
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    This man is Gray Fullbuster.
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    He is capable at his work, but has a small...
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    ...or rather, extreme habit of taking off his clothes.
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    We're gonna finish what we started, Natsu!
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    Gray... Your clothes.
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    Oops!
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    This woman is Cana Alberona,
    the biggest drinker in all of Fairy Tail.
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    This is why all the men here have no class.
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    Let's do this!
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    Put some clothes on and have at me!
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    All this crying and whining before noon?
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    What a bunch of babies!
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    This man is Elfman.
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    He'll solve any kind of job with only his fists.
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    He's a hyper-muscled wizard.
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    If you're a man, then talk with your fists!
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    Oh, he's actually encouraging them...
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    Outta our way!
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    And he's already out for the count!
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    My, how noisy it is.
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    This man is Loke.
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    He's high up on the list of "Most Eligible Wizards."
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    I'm gonna mix it up, just for you all!
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    Good luck!
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    Okay, this guy just went off my list.
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    But man, what's with this place?
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    Is there not a single serious wizard in the joint?
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    Oh, it's a newcomer!
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    Mirajane!
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    In the flesh!
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    This woman is Mirajane.
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    A wizard that does photo spreads
    in the Weekly Sorcerer.
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    She currently is an employee at Fairy Tail.
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    Um, are you sure it's okay not to stop them?
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    They're always like this.
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    It's better to leave them alone.
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    And anyway...
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    Isn't it fun?
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    Mirajane-san!
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    My underwear!
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    Miss, would you be so kind as to lend me your under-
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    As if!
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    These indelicate oafs causing you trouble?
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    Men talk with their fists!
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    You're in the way!
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    Aye!
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    Everyone's being so loud! I can't relax and drink.
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    I've had enough out of all of you!
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    Now you've done it!
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    What troublemakers you are.
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    Bring it on!
SIGN    Shield
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    They're gonna fight with magic?
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    Aye!
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    Aye, nothing!
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    Stop this, you fools!
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    A giant!
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    Oh, you were here, Master?
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    Yes.
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    Master?!
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    Everyone's scared stiff!
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    Victory is mi-
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    A new recruit, are we?
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    Y-Yes!
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    Glad to have you on board!
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    Now he's tiny!
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    And wait, if you're the master...
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    That's right, this is Fairy Tail's
    Guild Master, Makarov-san.
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    You've gone and done it again, rascals!
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    Look at all this paperwork the council sent me!
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    They're all complaints!
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    The council.
SIGN    The Place from Before
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    The organization that manages
    all the different Wizard's Guilds.
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    All you fools do is make the council angry at me!
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    However...
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    Screw the council!
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    Listen up!
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    Magic is an unreasonable power,
    but it is born from reason!
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    It is not some miraculous ability.
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    It is the combination of the spirit that flows withing us
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    with the spirit that flows within nature
    itself, incarnated into physical form!
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    It takes a strong mind and focus!
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    In fact, magic is the pouring out of ones entire soul!
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    One cannot progress in the way of magic by being
    mindful of the watchful eye from above!
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    Be not afraid of those fools on the council!
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    And follow the path you believe in!
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    That's what it means to be a Fairy Tail wizard!
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    And then...
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    And with this, you're now a member of Fairy Tail.
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    Natsu, take a look!
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    I got Fairy Tail's mark!
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    You did? That's nice, Luigi.
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    It's Lucy!
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    This is the request board.
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    The wizards can choose whatever jobs they
    like from the requests posted here.
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    Let's do one with a big reward!
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    Ooh, 160,000 jewel for subduing some thieves!
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    Then, it's decided!
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    Hasn't my dad come back yet?
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    You're getting annoying, Romeo.
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    If you're the son of a wizard, then believe
    in him and wait patiently at home!
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    But he said he'd be back in three days,
    and he hasn't come home for a week!
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    That was a job at Mt. Hakobe, if I recall.
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    It's not that far away! Go out and look for him!
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    Your old man is a wizard!
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    And there ain't a wizard in this guild
    who can't take care of himself!
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    Go home and drink some milk or something!
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    Jerk!
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    Damn it!
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    Must be hard on him.
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    His words were harsh,
    but the master is actually worried.
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    Hey, Natsu, don't break the board!
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    Master, you sure about this?
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    He's going to save Macao, you know.
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    This is why he's still such a kid.
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    All this is gonna do is hurt Macao's pride.
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    No one can decide what someone
    else should do with their life.
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    Leave him be!
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    What's he doing?
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    Natsu is just like Romeo-kun, see.
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    The same thing happened with Natsu.
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    All the wizards at Fairy Tail carry something with them.
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    A scar, or pain... or suffering...
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    Why are you here?
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    Why not?
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    Anyway, you really can't handle transportation, can you?
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    There's so much to pity you for...
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    What's that supposed to mean?
[11:29] ---
    Oh, nothing.
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    Natsu's father left and never came back.
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    Well, it's not his real father,
    but the parent who raised him.
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    Not to mention a dragon.
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    A dragon?
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    Natsu was raised by a dragon?
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    He was found by that dragon
    in the forest when he was little...
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    And it taught him how to read and
    educated him, and taught him magic.
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    But...
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    But, one day, it vanished, and Natsu couldn't find it.
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    I see, so that's Igneel.
[12:11] ---
    Natsu is looking forward to
    meeting Igneel again someday.
[12:16] ---
    It's kind of cute of him, don't you think?
[12:20] ---
    We've arrived?
[12:23] ---
    We stopped!
SIGN    Revival!
[12:25] ---
    Sorry, but we can't go any further.
[12:33] ---
    Wait...
[12:35] ---
    What the heck?
[12:44] ---
    It's freezing!
[12:46] ---
    Okay, I know it's a mountain and all, but it's summer!
[12:48] ---
    There's something not right about this blizzard!
[12:50] ---
    That's what you get for wearing such thin clothes!
[12:52] ---
    I don't see you wearing a parka, either!
[12:54] ---
    Lend me your muffler!
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    Man, she's annoying.
[12:57] ---
    Aye!
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    That's it!
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    Gate of the Clock, I open thee!
[13:06] ---
    Horologium!
[13:24] ---
    Ooh, a clock!
[13:26] ---
    Cool!
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    I can't hear you.
[13:31] ---
    She says "I'll be in here."
[13:34] ---
    Why did you come with me?
[13:35] ---
    She says "What job did
    Macao-san come here to do?"
[13:41] ---
    You didn't know and tagged along?
[13:43] ---
    He was subduing a vicious monster, a Vulcan!
[13:46] ---
    She says "I want to go home."
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    And I say "Go right ahead."
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    Aye.
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    Macao, you here?
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    Macao!
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    It's a Vulcan!
[14:11] ---
    Hey, you!
[14:14] ---
    A human woman!
[14:18] ---
    So it can talk?
[14:19] ---
    "Who cares? Now, rescue me!" she says...
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    Near the peak of Mt. Hakobe.
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    "Why'd this have to happen to me?"
[14:34] ---
    "And what's with this monkey... He's way too hyper!"
[14:37] ---
    ...she says...
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    A woman!
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    Hey, Horologium! Don't disappear on me!
[14:48] ---
    It is time. Fare thee well!
[14:50] ---
    I want an extension! An extension!
[14:55] ---
    Monkey!
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    Where is Macao?!
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    Lame...
[15:08] ---
    Is he incapable of making a normal entrance?
[15:11] ---
    Hey, monkey! Where's Macao?
[15:15] ---
    You can understand me, right?
[15:17] ---
    I'm asking about Macao, a human man.
[15:20] ---
    Man?
[15:21] ---
    That's right! Where are you hiding him?!
[15:24] ---
    He's already decided the monkey's hiding him?
[15:27] ---
    Oh, I think it's getting through to him.
[15:28] ---
    Where?
[15:30] ---
    Monkey!
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    Natsu!
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    I don't need men! I like women!
[15:38] ---
    Oh, no...
[15:39] ---
    He's not dead, is he?
[15:41] ---
    Natsu...
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    Woman, woman, woman, woman!
[15:48] ---
    Okay you pervy monkey, get a load of this!
[15:54] ---
    Gate of the Golden Bull, I open thee!
[15:58] ---
    Taurus!
[16:06] ---
    A cow?
[16:07] ---
    Taurus is the most powerful of all the
    Celestial spirits I have contracts with!
[16:12] ---
    Lucy-san, your body always does you good...
[16:16] ---
    Could you be any moo-re lovely?
[16:18] ---
    Oh yeah, he's a perv, too...
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    How dare you take my woman!
[16:23] ---
    Your woman?
[16:24] ---
    I will have no moo-re of that!
[16:27] ---
    Taurus!
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    Rampage!
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    He's fast!
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    Natsu!
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    I was pretty useless, wasn't I?
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    Weak!
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    Hey, aren't there more monsters now?
[16:53] ---
    He's an ally, you dolt!
[16:54] ---
    A Celestial spirit!
[16:55] ---
    The monkey?
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    No, the bull!
[16:57] ---
    And wait... How were you saved?
[17:01] ---
    It's all thanks to Happy.
[17:04] ---
    Aye!
[17:05] ---
    You can't handle transportation, but
    I guess Happy is no problem, huh?
[17:09] ---
    What are you talking about?
[17:11] ---
    Happy isn't transportation.
[17:13] ---
    Happy is my partner. You're mean!
[17:15] ---
    R-Right... I'm sorry.
[17:19] ---
    That's my woman!
[17:24] ---
    Listen up!
[17:25] ---
    Everyone in Fairy Tail are my friends and allies!
[17:33] ---
    The old man and Mira, and even those
    annoying jerks Gray and Elfman...
[17:40] ---
    Happy and Lucy and everyone are all my friends...
[17:47] ---
    And that's why I'm gonna bring Macao back home!
[18:03] ---
    That won't work against fire!
[18:09] ---
    Uh, oh.
[18:10] ---
    That's Taurus' ax!
[18:11] ---
    Lucy-wucy...
[18:21] ---
    Natsu!
[18:25] ---
    Taurus, go back!
[18:28] ---
    If you do then the ax will disappear too!
[18:39] ---
    He's melting the ax... with his body heat?
SIGN    And he's eating it, too...
[18:43] ---
    Aye!
[18:44] ---
    Now that I've eaten, I'm all revved up.
[18:52] ---
    Let's go!
[18:54] ---
    Iron Fist of the Fire Dragon!
[19:02] ---
    We did it!
[19:05] ---
    Weren't you going to ask that
    monkey where Macao-san is?
[19:08] ---
    Oh yeah, I forgot.
[19:10] ---
    He's completely knocked out.
[19:18] ---
    What?
[19:21] ---
    Macao!
[19:23] ---
    Wait, that's him? Wasn't he a pervy
    monkey just a second ago?
[19:27] ---
    The Vulcan must have done a Take Over.
[19:30] ---
    Take Over?
[19:31] ---
    It's magic to occupy someone's body.
[19:34] ---
    Vulcans are monsters that live by stealing
    human bodies and taking them over.
[19:43] ---
    It looks like he put up a serious fight
    before he was taken over.
[19:47] ---
    Macao!
[19:48] ---
    Don't you die on me!
[19:50] ---
    Romeo's waitin' for you!
[19:51] ---
    Open your eyes!
[19:55] ---
    Natsu...
[19:56] ---
    Macao!
[19:58] ---
    I'm pitiful...
[20:00] ---
    I defeated 19 of them...
[20:02] ---
    But I got taken over by the 20th one.
[20:06] ---
    I can't believe myself, man...
[20:08] ---
    Damn it... I can't show my face to Romeo like this...
[20:11] ---
    That's not true!
[20:13] ---
    You did great defeating that many!
[20:15] ---
    No way... There's more than one of those monkeys?
[20:19] ---
    And he was doing a job like that by himself?
[20:22] ---
    Let's get you home. Romeo's waiting for you.
[20:28] ---
    Just amazing...
[20:29] ---
    I really can't match up to them.
[20:32] ---
    What are you grinning about, Lucy?
[20:34] ---
    You're scaring me.
[20:36] ---
    I'll pull out your whiskers, cat!
[20:43] ---
    Fairy Tail wizard's ain't nothin'!
[20:46] ---
    They're just a bunch of cowards
    who spend all their time drinking!
[20:49] ---
    We all want to become knights when we grow up!
[20:52] ---
    Wizards are all a bunch of drunks!
[20:55] ---
    Dad, go do a job!
[20:58] ---
    I can't stand this anymore!
[21:02] ---
    Okay!
[21:05] ---
    Romeo!
[21:14] ---
    Dad!
[21:18] ---
    Dad, I'm sorry!
[21:20] ---
    I'm sorry I made you worry.
[21:23] ---
    It's okay... I'm the son of a wizard, after all.
[21:26] ---
    The next time those bullies try and
    pick on you, tell them this:
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    "Can your old man defeat 19 monsters, huh?!"
[21:38] ---
    Natsu!
[21:40] ---
    Happy!
[21:42] ---
    Thank you!
[21:44] ---
    Sure thing!
[21:45] ---
    Aye!
[21:46] ---
    And thank you too, Lucy!
[21:55] ---
    July 4th. Sunny, then a blizzard, then sunny once again.
[22:00] ---
    Fairy Tail might be one crazy messed up guild...
[22:04] ---
    But it's fun, and warm hearted, and kind...
[22:09] ---
    I might just be starting out as a wizard,
[22:12] ---
    but I love this guild!
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    Take me away to someplace!
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Let's ride on a tin horse, just the two of us.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    (Go!Go! Let's go! Romance)
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    It's sad that my beloved doll can't talk to me...
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    (Go!Go! Let's go! Romance)
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    Every time I think of you tears start to flow...
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    I'm a crybaby, aren't I?
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    In the moon (the moon) at night (at night)
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    I'm always (I'm always)
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    searching for the rabbit!
[23:04] [SONG] ---
    I'm at a loss for words (Hey! Hey! Hey!)
[23:07] [SONG] ---
    so much it's like I'm under a spell.
[23:09] [SONG] ---
    This love is a monologue
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    from which I'll never awaken.
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    I'm at a loss for words (Hey! Hey! Hey!)
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    since I've completely fallen in love.
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    I wonder what spell I could chant,
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    to get through to you?
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    The perfect thing to say.
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    Spouting this and that,
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    I just love you like crazy!
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    One day I want to be able to tell you
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    "I've arrived."
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    My words of thanks.
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    There's nothing more to say!
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    Finally, my first gig!
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    I'm so nervous!
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    Can I handle it right?
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    You'll do fine, Lucy.
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    Mira-san!
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    I heard all about your adventures the other day.
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    They say you defeated some guerrilla mercenaries.
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    That was Natsu,
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    you've got it all wrong...
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    Next time: Infiltrate the Everlue Mansion!
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    So, what kind of job did you take, Lucy?
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    A maid...
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    Huh?
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