3 - Infiltrate the Everlue Mansion

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    The Kingdom of Fiore...
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    A neutral country of 17 million people.
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    It is a world of magic.
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    Magic is bought and sold there every day.
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    It is an integral part of people's lives.
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    And there are those who use magic as their occupation.
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    Those people are referred to as wizards.
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    The wizards belong to various guilds
    and perform jobs on commission.
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    There are a large number of guilds within the country.
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    And in a certain city there lies a certain guild.
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    A guild from which various legends were once born... Or
    rather, will continue to be born long into the future...
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    And its name is:
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    Fairy Tail!
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    Fairy, where are you going?
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    I'll gather all the light, and shine down on your tomorrow!
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    Oh, yeah! Can you hear this voice?
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    Oh, yeah! It's hoarse from yelling.
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    Oh, yeah! Until your heart can hear it...
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    Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
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    The moon and sun high-five.
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    Are you sure you're not forgetting something?
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    When you're not here to make me laugh,
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    even what I'm looking for can't be found.
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    Snowing, be honest with yourself and smile,
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    because when two people lay close, time overlaps.
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    Fairy, where are you going?
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    I'll gather all the light, and shine down on your tomorrow!
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    Don't say goodbye!
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    Last time on Fairy Tail!
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    This is the request board where you can choose any job you want!
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    Ooh, it's the key for White Doggy!
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    Hey, if I don't do a job soon, I won't have anything to eat!
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    I'm Lucy, a wizard!
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    And this is the city of Magnolia, flourishing with magic and commerce since long ago!
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    Kardia Cathedral rises above the city center, and a bit separated from it is the city's only guild, Fairy Tail!
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    And this is the house where I live now.
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    The rent's 70,000 jewel!
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    I sure found a good place.
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    It's really spacious for 70,000 jewel, and it's got plenty of closets!
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    Not to mention it has a slightly retro fireplace and a kitchen stove!
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    But, the best part of all is...
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    Yo!
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    ...my room!
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    Why the heck are you two here?!
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    'Cause we heard from Mira that you'd picked out a place...
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    Aye...
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    You heard, so you just barge in?
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    No matter how close friends we are, don't you understand the concept of common courtesy?
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    You just committed breaking and entering!
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    That's a crime, you know!
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    Hey, that hurts, man.
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    I'm the one who's suffering here...
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    Nice room!
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    Don't sharpen your claws, you cat creature!
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    What's this?
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    Don't look!!
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    Now I'm curious.
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    What is that?
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    Haven't you done enough? Go home already!
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    No way! I came to hang out!
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    I can't believe this guy...
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    Infiltrate the Everlue Mansion!
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    I just moved in, so I don't have anything to entertain you.
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    Go home after you finish your tea, okay?
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    She sure is cold-hearted...
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    Aye...
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    Cold-hearted, you say?
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    Oh, yeah!
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    Show me all those key guys you have, Lucy.
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    They're not "key guys" they're Celestial Spirits.
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    How many Celestial Spirits do you have contracts with, Lucy?
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    Six!
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    3 silver and 3 gold!
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    These silver keys are the ones that are sold in stores.
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    "The Clock," Horologium.
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    "The Southern Cross," Crux.
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    "The Harp," Lyra.
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    Then the gold ones are super-rare keys that open the twelve Gates of the Zodiac.
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    "The Golden Bull," Taurus.
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    "The Water Bearer," Aquarius.
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    And "The Giant Crab," Cancer!
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    A crab?!
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    Crab!
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    There they go again zoning in on the weirdest parts...
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    Now that I think about it, I still haven't made the contract with the key I bought at Halgeon.
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    Since you're here and all, I'll show the process a Celestial wizard goes through to make a contract with a Celestial Spirit.
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    I wonder if she has to sign a blood pact?
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    Sounds painful... for your butt.
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    Why are talking about my butt?
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    And you know I can hear you.
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    Whatever, just watch.
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    I am linked to the path to the world of Celestial Spirits!
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    Now! O Spirit, answer my call and pass through the Gate!
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    Gate of Canis Minor, I open thee!
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    Nicolas!
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    There's always next time.
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    I didn't screw up!
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    How cute!
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    I-It is?
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    It doesn't take much magic power to open Nicolas's gate, so they're popular to keep as Spirit pets!
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    Natsu, this is clearly a case of human's pride.
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    Luigi is definitely a scary one...
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    It's Lucy!
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    And I can hear you...
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    Okay, let's move on to the contract.
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    How's Monday?
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    Tuesday?
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    Wednesday?
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    Kind of basic, huh?
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    Aye.
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    Okay, contract complete!
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    Looks pretty simple.
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    Yeah!
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    It seems that way, sure, but it's crucial.
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    Celestial wizards work by contract.
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    In other words, promises are everything to us.
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    Therefore, there's no way I'll break a promise!
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    See?
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    Oh yeah!
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    I have to decide on a name.
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    Wasn't it named Nicolas?
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    That's the name for the variety.
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    That's it!
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    Come here, Plue!
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    Plue?
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    Doesn't the name sound cute?
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    Right, Plue?
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    You sure he likes it?
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    Of course he does!
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    Plue's a "Lesser Dog" but he doesn't bark, does he?
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    That's strange.
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    It's not like you meow, either.
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    I wonder what it's trying to say?
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    Plue, right on, man!
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    They communicated!
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    W-What?
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    Okay, I've decided!
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    Join us and let's form a team!
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    I see!
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    A team?
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    Aye!
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    Everyone in the guild are allies, but the people who really get along well join together to form teams.
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    A request that might be difficult for one person can be handled easily by a team, see!
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    That's great!
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    Sounds like fun!
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    Okay, we're all set then!
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    Signed and sealed!
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    Aye, sir!
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    Let's hurry up and do a job!
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    Look, I already picked one out!
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    My, how hasty you are...
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    Let me take a look.
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    Shirotsume town, huh?
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    No way!
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    200,000 jewel just for taking a single book from the mansion of this Duke Everlue person?
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    See? Isn't it a steal?
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    Caution:
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    He's a dirty old pervert and currently recruiting blond-haired maids.
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    And Lucy's blond, isn't she?
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    Let's get her to infiltrate the mansion dressed as a maid.
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    You planned this from the beginning!
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    So I hear those Celestial wizards never break their promises...
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    How impressive!
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    You tricked me, huh?!
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    Okay, it's practice time.
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    Try calling Happy "Master."
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    No way! Not to a cat!
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    Did someone take that 200,000 jewel job for some book?
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    Yes, Natsu said he was gonna invite Lucy along with him.
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    Aww. That's what I get for hesitating.
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    It might be better that you didn't go, Levy.
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    Master.
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    Since I just got a message from the client.
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    It's been canceled?
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    No. It seems the reward has been upped to 2,000,000 jewel!
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    10 times more?!
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    2,000,000 jewel for a single book?!
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    That's the kind of reward you get for subduing monsters!
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    Why was it increased so suddenly...
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    Seems like it got pretty interesting.
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    Gray, look down.
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    Are you having a comfortable ride, Master?
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    It's a match maid in hell...
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    Hey, I'm the one that's playing the Master part!
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    Shut up, cat!
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    By the way, Natsu...
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    Why did you want to form a team with me?
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    'Cause you're pretty sweet, you know?
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    I think he's trying to say he recognizes my skills...
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    But you're also pretty weird...
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    This guy just called me weird?
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    Anyway, this is my first job, okay?
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    I'm gonna finish it up lickity split!
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    Wait, didn't you dislike it?
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    I'm up against a dirty old man!
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    I might not look it, but I'm just a little bit confident in my sex appeal.
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    As a cat, I really can't tell.
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    Let's get this straight! Since you aren't gonna be involved, the reward split is 8 to 1 to 1!
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    Are you sure about just getting the 1 part, Lucy?
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    I'm the 8!
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    And then...
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    Shirotsume Town.
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    I'm never riding a carriage again.
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    You say that every time.
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    Anyway, let's get something to eat.
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    How about you eat your own fire?
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    You really are cold-hearted, you know.
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    Would you eat Plue or that cow of yours?
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    Of course not!
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    Well, it's the same as that.
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    So you're saying you can't eat your own fire then, right?
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    What a pain.
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    Let's go in here!
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    You two go on ahead.
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    What's with her?
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    It'd be more fun to all eat together.
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    Aye.
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    Let's bring the fatty parts to Lucy!
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    She looks like she likes the fatty parts.
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    Since when did you decide I liked fatty foods?
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    Lu...cy?
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    It's true. I look good in anything, don't I?
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    Have you finished with your meal, Master?
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    What are we going to do?
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    We were just joking, but she's really gone and done it!
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    Can't tell her it was just a joke now, can we?
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    M-Maybe we could just go for it like this?
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    I can hear you!
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    I am the client, Kaby Melon.
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    Melon?!
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    You have one yummy name!
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    Hey, that's rude of you!
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    I get that all the time.
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    I've heard that name somewhere before...
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    Well then, let me tell you about this job.
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    Right!
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    My request is to destroy a book in the possession of Duke Everlue, Daybreak.
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    Or burning it is fine, too.
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    Burning it?
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    Then why don't I just burn down the whole mansion?
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    Piece of cake!
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    You can't! You'll get thrown in jail for sure!
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    I'd like to know the reason...
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    Who cares? It's 200,000!
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    No, it's 2,000,000 jewel.
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    2-2,000,000?!
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    Oh, you weren't aware?
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    2,000,000 divided by three is...
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    Whoa, I can't even do the math!
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    It's simple!
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    I get 1,000,000, Natsu gets 1,000,000, and Lucy gets the rest!
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    Good thinking, Happy!
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    Aye!
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    There's none left for me!
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    But, why?
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    I want to destroy that book no matter what.
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    I cannot allow that book to exist.
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    Okay, I'm all pumped up!
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    Let's go, Lucy!
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    Aye!
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    Hey!
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    Daybreak...
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    It is a book that must be erased from this world.
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    Duke Everlue's Residence.
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    I've come because I heard you were recruiting maids!
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    Is anybody home?
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    Get the attention of some perverted old man, burn some book, get 2,000,000.
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    It'll be a cinch.
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    Break a leg!
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    You can do it!
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    A maid recruit?
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    Yes!
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    It seems you came because of the advertisement our Master placed for maids.
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    Did you call for me?
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    There he is!
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    Let's see here.
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    Thanks for having me!
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    I'm breaking out in goosebumps!
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    Gotta bear it!
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    No thanks. Go home, ugly.
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    That's that.
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    Go on home, ugly.
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    Understand?
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    For a person as magnificent as myself...
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    ...only beautiful girls will do!
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    Oh, Master...
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    You're so wonderful...
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    Master, you're super cool!
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    Ugly, go home now, 'kay?
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    So much for sex appeal.
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    That's not the problem!
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    That Everlue guy just has a really whacked out sense of beauty!
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    Excuses.
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    It's so frustrating!
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    Okay! In that case we'll go with Plan T!
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    Yeah! I'll never forgive that old fart!
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    Wait, what's Plan T?
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    The T is for "Take them head-on!"
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    How exactly is that a plan?
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    More foolish wizards have shown up.
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    Haven't they learned their lesson?
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    They're from Fairy Tail this time?
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    Safe and sound.
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    Thanks, Happy!
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    Aye!
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    Sheesh...
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    What part of "take them head-on" don't you get?
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    We should have just busted through the front gate!
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    No way! If we're careless the army will show up!
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    What's with you?
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    Didn't you say you'd never forgive that guy?
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    Indeed, he'll get what's coming to him.
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    Not only am I gonna burn that book, I'm gonna hide his shoes or something!
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    Whoa, how petty.
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    Aye...
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    Hmm, this seems to be a storeroom.
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    Look, look!
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    Lookin' good, Happy.
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    Wait, you plan on searching through each room?
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    Of course.
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    Wouldn't it be faster to grab someone and ask them where the book it?
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    Aye!
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    We're infiltrating without anyone finding out.
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    It's all ninja and stuff, isn't it cool?
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    Ninja?
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    I think he's got some weird mental image again...
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    The intruders have been located!
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    Eliminating them!
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    They're here!
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    It's a ghost!
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    You're annoying!
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    Flying Virgo Attack!
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    Hey, take that off already.
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    Ninja!
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    We can't have them discovering us-de gozaru!
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    Nin-nin!
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    Nin-nin!
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    It's cause we were just as noisy as usual.
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    It's a mountain of books-de gozaru!
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    Aye! -de gozaru.
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    That old man's actually quite a reader, I guess.
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    Let's search!
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    Aye, sir!
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    We have to find 1 book in all of these?
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    I found a porno!
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    An encyclopedia of fish!
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    I found the golden book!
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    And hey, search seriously!
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    Daybreak?
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    Like, dawn?
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    We found it!
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    Seriously?
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    What an easy 2,000,000.
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    Let's burn it!
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    Pretty simple, wasn't it?
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    Wait a sec!
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    But, this was written by Kemu Zaleon!
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    Kemu?
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    He's a wizard who was also a novelist!
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    I'm a huge fan!
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    I thought I'd read every book he wrote, but maybe this is an unpublished work?
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    Whatever, let's hurry and burn it.
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    What are you talking about? This is important cultural heritage!
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    Burning it is out of the question!
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    You're abandoning the mission.
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    Didn't I say I was a huge fan?
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    Let's just burn 'em both.
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    How about we tell him that we burned it, and I keep it...
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    I don't like lying.
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    Aye.
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    I see, I see.
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    So you intruders are after Daybreak, are you?
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    See, this is what you get for hesitating.
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    Sorry.
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    What have you done to your mansion's floor?
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    I thought that you wizards were all coming to search for something,
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    and it turns out it was that stupid book!
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    Stupid?
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    A book that the client wanted destroyed for 2,000,000 jewel.
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    And even the person keeping it, Everlue, calls it stupid?
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    So wait... It's okay if I take it?
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    No! What's mine is mine!
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    Miser.
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    Shut up, ugly.
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    Then how about we burn it?
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    No! I won't let you!
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    Lucy, this is our job!
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    At least let me read it!
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    Right here?!
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    Enough nonsense! Do you realize who I am? Get your filthy hands off my book!
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    Vanish Brothers!
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    Good afternoon.
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    Even mother would be surprised to see these two brats are Fairy Tail wizards.
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    That mark! They're from the mercenary guild, the "South Wolves!"
[18:10] ---
    So you hired these guys?
[18:13] ---
    This...
[18:15] ---
    Wolves are always hungry, yes?
[18:18] ---
    Prepare yourselves.
[18:19] ---
    Natsu, buy me some time.
[18:22] ---
    I think there's some secret to this book.
[18:27] ---
    Secret?
[18:29] ---
    I didn't notice myself.
[18:30] ---
    Maybe there's some treasure map hidden in it?
[18:34] ---
    I'll go after the girl! Eliminate the brat!
[18:38] ---
    Yes, sir.
[18:39] ---
    Happy, take care of Lucy.
[18:41] ---
    I'll back you up!
[18:43] ---
    No...
[18:45] ---
    I'll be fine on my own.
[18:47] ---
    Hey! I'm tellin' mother on you!
[18:49] ---
    Calm yourself. Cool down.
[18:52] ---
    Come on, fire wizard.
[18:54] ---
    Huh? How'd you know?
[18:56] ---
    Fire was wrapping your legs when you defeated Virgo.
[18:59] ---
    There's no mistaking it; you are an ability-type fire wizard.
[19:03] ---
    Speaking of which, "Ability-type" means someone like Natsu who uses magic on their own body.
[19:08] ---
    Someone like Lucy who uses items for magic is called a "Holder-type."
[19:13] ---
    So, I guess you're all prepared for this, huh?
[19:18] ---
    I'll burn you to a smoldering crisp!
[19:20] ---
    Sorry to say this, but we are especially skilled against fire wizards.
[19:35] ---
    You might be from Fairy Tail, but in the end you're just a wizard.
[19:38] ---
    You're no match for professional fighters like us mercenaries.
[19:42] ---
    So that's all you got?
[19:44] ---
    Brother, he's talking trash to us!
[19:47] ---
    Do you know what a wizard's weakness is?
[19:50] ---
    You mean transportation?
[19:52] ---
    I think that might just be a personal issue you have...
[19:55] ---
    He's totally talking trash to us!
[19:57] ---
    Their weakness is their bodies!
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    To train oneself in magic takes discipline of mental focus!
[20:04] ---
    And as a result you end up lacking the training of your body.
[20:09] ---
    In other words, against people like us who train our bodies daily...
[20:13] ---
    you can't match our power and speed.
[20:15] ---
    Whoa, so scary!
[20:17] ---
    So, when are you going to get serious?
[20:21] ---
    Brother, do the combination attack!
[20:23] ---
    Okay!
[20:25] ---
    Finishing Move: Destruction of Heaven and Earth!
[20:27] ---
    Bring it!
[20:30] ---
    These are wind-reader glasses.
[20:33] ---
    A magic item that allows you to read books extremely quickly.
[20:37] ---
    I can't believe this book contains such a secret.
[20:42] ---
    What did you find?
[20:44] ---
    Tell me the secret to my book!
[20:47] ---
    You're the lowest of the low!
[20:50] ---
    You're an enemy of literature!
[20:55] ---
    Face toward heaven and...
[20:57] ---
    ...earth is where we be!
[21:03] ---
    Face the earth and...
[21:05] ---
    ...heaven is where we be!
[21:07] ---
    This is the Vanish Brother's combination attack.
[21:10] ---
    Finishing Move: Destruction of Heaven and Earth.
[21:12] ---
    There is no one that can survive this atta-
[21:15] ---
    What were you saying about surviving that attack?
[21:18] ---
    No way!
[21:21] ---
    I'll blow you away with this!
[21:23] ---
    Roar of the Fire Dragon!
[21:28] ---
    Here comes the fire magic!
[21:30] ---
    It's over!
[21:32] ---
    Flame Cooking!
[21:35] ---
    Suck up all the flames, transform it, and spew it back!
[21:47] ---
    It's a Fairy barbecue!
[21:49] ---
    Goodbye.
[21:56] ---
    I can't believe this!
[21:57] ---
    Now that I've eaten, I'm all revved up!
[22:01] ---
    Didn't you hear me?
[22:08] ---
    Wing Slash of the Fire Dragon!
[22:19] ---
    Crap, I think I overdid it.
[22:26] [SONG] ---
    Take me away to someplace!
[22:28] [SONG] ---
    Let's ride on a tin horse, just the two of us.
[22:33] [SONG] ---
    (Go!Go! Let's go! Romance)
[22:36] [SONG] ---
    It's sad that my beloved doll can't talk to me...
[22:44] [SONG] ---
    (Go!Go! Let's go! Romance)
[22:46] [SONG] ---
    Every time I think of you tears start to flow...
[22:51] [SONG] ---
    I'm a crybaby, aren't I?
[22:57] [SONG] ---
    In the moon (the moon) at night (at night)
[22:59] [SONG] ---
    I'm always (I'm always)
[23:01] [SONG] ---
    searching for the rabbit!
[23:04] [SONG] ---
    I'm at a loss for words (Hey! Hey! Hey!)
[23:07] [SONG] ---
    so much it's like I'm under a spell.
[23:09] [SONG] ---
    This love is a monologue
[23:13] [SONG] ---
    from which I'll never awaken.
[23:15] [SONG] ---
    I'm at a loss for words (Hey! Hey! Hey!)
[23:17] [SONG] ---
    since I've completely fallen in love.
[23:20] [SONG] ---
    I wonder what spell I could chant,
[23:23] [SONG] ---
    to get through to you?
[23:25] [SONG] ---
    The perfect thing to say.
[23:31] [SONG] ---
    Spouting this and that,
[23:33] [SONG] ---
    I just love you like crazy!
[23:36] [SONG] ---
    One day I want to be able to tell you
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    "I've arrived."
[23:41] [SONG] ---
    My words of thanks.
[23:52] [SONG] ---
    There's nothing more to say!
[23:55] ---
    Boyoyoyoyoyo! It's Mira!
[23:58] ---
    Mira-san, what's gotten into you?
[24:00] ---
    Isn't it novel?
[24:02] ---
    I thought it'd be a new fad in Fairy Tail.
[24:04] ---
    No, there's no way, no how.
[24:06] ---
    You sure? I thought it sounded cute.
[24:09] ---
    Look, see Lucy?
[24:11] ---
    Boyoyoyoyoyo!
[24:13] ---
    Never move like that again!
[24:15] ---
    Next time: Dear Kaby.
[24:18] ---
    Stayed tuned for more "Boyoyoyoyo" next time on Fairy Tail!
[24:22] ---
    I feel a sudden chill...
[24:24] ---