136 - True Evil Revisited!

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    My fake out worked!
[00:26] ---
    I ain't done yet!
[00:28] ---
    It wouldn't be interesting if you were!
[02:04] ---
    Is this really it?
[02:06] ---
    I think so.
[02:08] ---
    Here's what "Key of the Starry Heavens" says:
[02:11] ---
    "The key rests peacefully,
    surrounded by voices in prayer."
[02:15] ---
    Prayer? Then it must mean the chapel, right?
[02:19] ---
    But is there a place in here
    where it could be kept hidden?
[02:23] ---
    I'll get a bird's-eye view!
[02:29] ---
    And while Natsu was battling
    it out in the crypt,
[02:33] ---
    Erza and her team
[02:34] ---
    were face-to-face with something
    bizarre in the Magic Library.
[02:39] ---
    What is this?
[02:42] ---
    I don't know...
[02:47] ---
    Ow!!
[02:49] ---
    Run!
[02:59] ---
    Who's gonna clean this up?
[03:14] ---
    True Evil Revisited!
[03:18] ---
    The Jiggle Butt Gang!
[03:20] ---
    Goddess!
[03:24] ---
    I missed you!
[03:28] ---
    Was it you bastards?
[03:29] ---
    The ones that did something unspeakably
    terrible to Wendy that last time?!
[03:34] ---
    Terrible?!
[03:36] ---
    Did you not put Wendy
    in a horrendous outfit?!
[03:40] ---
    Outfit...?
[03:42] ---
    You mean this?!
[03:45] ---
    That's...
[03:46] ---
    She was happy to wear it!
[03:49] ---
    It looked good on her!
[03:54] ---
    It's ripped to shreds!
[03:56] ---
    To make Wendy wear that hideous costume...
[03:59] ---
    You people are fiends!
[04:00] ---
    That's right! Poor thing!
[04:03] ---
    Ever since that train robbery,
[04:05] ---
    Carla has been having nightmares about it!
[04:09] ---
    That's right... Every night, an army
    of Wendys in black full body tights
[04:12] ---
    chases me around!
[04:19] ---
    That nightmare has come back to haunt me...
[04:22] ---
    Carla! Stay with me!
[04:24] ---
    A nightmare, eh?
[04:27] ---
    Lackeys, assemble!
[04:29] ---
    Yes, sir!
[04:30] ---
    Did you hear that?! We're "terrible"!
[04:33] ---
    Terrified of nightmares! That's the highest
    compliment we could get, right, Boss?!
[04:37] ---
    And here on in, we're gonna keep scarin'
    people and givin' em nightmares, right, Boss?!
[04:42] ---
    Wait, Lackey B. That one's a cat...
[04:48] ---
    Terrible? We're terrible?!
[04:50] ---
    That's right! We're the truly evil...
[04:53] ---
    ...Jiggle Butt Gang!
[04:55] ---
    We already know your name.
[04:57] ---
    You're the ones who made that big mess,
    so you better put all those books back!
[05:03] ---
    You heard her. Clean 'em up, you two!
[05:07] ---
    You knocked them down, Boss!
[05:10] ---
    Don't talk back!
[05:11] ---
    As your punishment, give me 36 push-ups!
[05:13] ---
    Wha...?!
[05:14] ---
    A half-assed number again...
[05:16] ---
    Just do it!
[05:17] ---
    1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10...
[05:23] ---
    What is this?
[05:25] ---
    Are they really comedians?
[05:27] ---
    We're not comedians!
[05:29] ---
    We use farts to steal by force!
[05:32] ---
    That was a really manly thing to say!
[05:34] ---
    Truly evil deeds!
[05:36] ---
    What about your push-ups?
[05:38] ---
    We finished 'em!
[05:41] ---
    What were you doing here?
[05:44] ---
    Everyone in the criminal underworld knows...
[05:47] ---
    Right now, Fairy Tail is searching
    for an incredible treasure
[05:49] ---
    that will turn the world upside down!
[05:53] ---
    So if we can snatch it first,
[05:55] ---
    the Jiggle Butt Gang will become
    the rulers of the world!
[05:58] ---
    No!
[06:05] ---
    Carla...
[06:06] ---
    Why are you wearing that?
[06:07] ---
    I thought this might happen,
    so I came prepared.
[06:12] ---
    That's our goddess!
[06:14] ---
    It feels wonderful!
[06:15] ---
    I wanna follow you the rest of my life!
[06:19] ---
    Everyone, have you forgotten what I said?
[06:22] ---
    Give up being truly evil and study
    for the sake of your own future!
[06:26] ---
    You're actually good people.
[06:29] ---
    You're only forcing yourselves
    to act like you're evil!
[06:32] ---
    Please, find your true selves!
[06:35] ---
    Our true selves...?
[06:38] ---
    Please remember what it was
    like when you were children.
[06:42] ---
    You'd race through the fields and get all
    muddy, playing 'til the sun went down...
[06:47] ---
    And you'd laugh with your
    friends, sharing your dreams...
[06:51] ---
    I'm sure you'll be able
    to see your true selves.
[06:55] ---
    I wonder how serious she is...
[06:58] ---
    I have a feeling she's totally serious...
[07:01] ---
    Boss!
[07:02] ---
    What should we do?!
[07:04] ---
    That's pathetic, lackeys!
[07:07] ---
    What kind of truly evil criminals
    would cry over this?!
[07:11] ---
    I think being truly evil is our true selves!
[07:16] ---
    But if you disagree, then tell us!
[07:20] ---
    What are the true selves
    of the Jiggle Butt Gang?!
[07:23] ---
    What are you doing?
[07:25] ---
    I'm saying I'll play along with your idea.
[07:29] ---
    But then you have to go
    along with one of our rules!
[07:33] ---
    Erza, don't!
[07:36] ---
    Fine.
[07:42] ---
    Are you... alright?
[07:46] ---
    What's that flower?
[07:48] ---
    I picked it while we were on our picnic.
[07:51] ---
    It smells good.
[07:53] ---
    One point to glam it up! Impressive!
[07:57] ---
    This isn't so uncomfortable.
[07:59] ---
    Yeah, right?!
[08:00] ---
    But let me ask you something.
[08:03] ---
    How proud are you of these black suits?
[08:07] ---
    Proud?
[08:09] ---
    That's right.
[08:10] ---
    If you call yourselves "truly evil",
    I'm sure you have one or two things.
[08:14] ---
    Your own philosophy of evil. I'd like
    you to tell me about the art of evil.
[08:19] ---
    U-Um, have you forgotten
    why we're really here?
[08:24] ---
    No. I refuse to dance to the tune of morons
[08:28] ---
    calling themselves "truly evil".
[08:32] ---
    I'm going to beat the
    warped nature out of you!
[08:36] ---
    Jiggle, jiggle!
[08:39] ---
    Now's our chance.
[08:41] ---
    I think this is Erza-san's strategy.
[08:44] ---
    She wants us to look for the part
    while she distracts them, right?
[08:50] ---
    I don't know about that.
    Erza looks too serious.
[08:54] ---
    Erza's true intent aside,
    what Wendy said makes sense.
[08:59] ---
    Take this.
[09:01] ---
    If we find the part, I'll
    contact you through this.
[09:04] ---
    Okay!
[09:05] ---
    You're staying here?
[09:06] ---
    Well, I am their goddess, so...
[09:09] ---
    Do you actually like that outfit...?
[09:12] ---
    Never mind, let's go!
[09:16] ---
    Anyway, I keep thinking about Legion.
[09:19] ---
    Oh yeah?
[09:21] ---
    They involved people who have nothing
    to do with this by spreading the word...
[09:25] ---
    Is chaos what they're after?
[09:27] ---
    Maybe both chaos and confusion...
[09:30] ---
    But there's no point dwelling
    on it. Right now, we have to...
[09:38] ---
    This is probably the place that Lucy guessed.
[09:42] ---
    "Time sleeps on a pillow
    of ancient magic wisdom."
[09:46] ---
    That line is a clue.
[09:48] ---
    A pillow of wisdom?
[09:51] ---
    All of these books are on ancient magic.
[09:55] ---
    This ancient wisdom is from an age before
    printing technology and had to be transcribed by hand.
[10:01] ---
    The knowledge and techniques
    from that ancient age
[10:04] ---
    have only been preserved
    at the Magic Library.
[10:07] ---
    And the clock part is somewhere in here?
[10:09] ---
    It must be hidden...
[10:20] ---
    Roar of the Fire Dragon!
[10:30] ---
    Crap! It's blinding!
[10:32] ---
    Iron Fist of the Fire Dragon!
[10:43] ---
    What are you laughin' for?!
[10:44] ---
    Your magic isn't so hot.
[10:48] ---
    I actually thought this since
    the last time we clashed,
[10:50] ---
    but your attacking power isn't
    as impressive as it looks.
[10:53] ---
    What?!
[10:55] ---
    Samuel was telling us.
[10:57] ---
    He said time stopped for
    you people for seven years.
[11:01] ---
    Which means your magic is at the
    level it was seven years ago!
[11:05] ---
    So what?!
[11:06] ---
    While you were frozen in time,
    I was building myself up.
[11:12] ---
    And now, here I am!
[11:15] ---
    There's no way I'll lose to
    a man from seven years ago!
[11:18] ---
    I don't know what the hell
    it is you're proud of!
[11:21] ---
    But it's neither here nor there!
[11:24] ---
    I'm always at full power!
[11:26] ---
    Brilliant Blaze of the Fire Dragon!
[11:32] ---
    It's useless!
[11:45] ---
    Him...
[12:01] ---
    Natsu-nii!
[12:02] ---
    Natsu!
[12:03] ---
    Natsu!
[12:05] ---
    Lun-lun! I found you!
[12:08] ---
    Him again!
[12:10] ---
    And his nickname for her has changed again...
[12:12] ---
    Now, come to me!
[12:13] ---
    Shut up!
[12:15] ---
    You butt out!
[12:20] ---
    You didn't learn your lesson!
[12:22] ---
    You did it again!
[12:24] ---
    So, Lu-tan...
[12:25] ---
    Stay away from me!
[12:28] ---
    Take this!
[12:30] ---
    Don't you have the capacity to learn either?!
[12:35] ---
    Natsu!
[12:39] ---
    Na...tsu...
[12:43] ---
    You didn't do that on purpose, did you?
[12:46] ---
    You accuse me too, Michelle?
[12:51] ---
    We didn't know this black
    costume had a secret like that!
[12:56] ---
    Will you cry for me, lackeys?
[12:58] ---
    Boss!
[13:01] ---
    Erza-san, what should we do?
[13:04] ---
    I don't know how to react to that story...
[13:07] ---
    I can't cry.
[13:09] ---
    So you spilled ink on a
    T-shirt when you were a kid
[13:13] ---
    and were afraid your parents would be mad,
    so you dyed the whole thing black with ink.
[13:17] ---
    How is that worthy of tears?!
[13:19] ---
    It's a heroic story!
[13:21] ---
    You're soft!
[13:22] ---
    That isn't evil!
[13:25] ---
    What?!
[13:26] ---
    In the first place, your subordinates fawn
    on you because you do that kind of thing!
[13:31] ---
    If you're going to call yourself a leader,
    you have to set an example for your followers!
[13:36] ---
    You're kind of getting off track again...
[13:39] ---
    And so, you! Give me 100 push-ups!
[13:42] ---
    What?!
[13:43] ---
    If you're going to force your subordinates
    to do push-ups, first show them how it's done!
[13:48] ---
    If your evil behavior is half-assed, your
    push-ups are going to be half-assed, too!
[13:53] ---
    Give me 100 honest push-ups!
[13:56] ---
    What?!
[13:58] ---
    Boss!
[13:59] ---
    Make her eat crow by
    knockin' out 100 push-ups!
[14:03] ---
    Nobody says "eat crow" these days...
[14:05] ---
    Boss! Please!
[14:08] ---
    Those gazes full of hope make
    my heart ache... I'll do it!
[14:15] ---
    Fine. I'll do it.
[14:19] ---
    Watch me, lackeys! This is truly evil!
[14:25] ---
    He's so fast!
[14:27] ---
    The Boss never disappoints!
[14:28] ---
    Um... Maybe you should pace yourself...
[14:32] ---
    And so, things are messed up beyond
    all recognition at the Magic Library.
[14:36] ---
    Meanwhile, the chaos is deepening here, too.
[14:42] ---
    Go ahead, fire. You'll just
    end up destroying this place.
[14:47] ---
    Romeo, he's right! We mustn't use magic here!
[14:51] ---
    Dammit!
[14:52] ---
    Lu-pyon!
[14:54] ---
    Come, with God as our witness, let's
    continue with our wedding ceremony!
[15:01] ---
    Enough already!
[15:02] ---
    Wait for me!
[15:04] ---
    Do it by yourself!
[15:10] ---
    Michelle! Do something!
[15:13] ---
    Anyway, we need to get him out of here!
[15:16] ---
    He doesn't know yet that
    the part might be in here.
[15:21] ---
    But how can we get him out?
[15:23] ---
    I've got a good idea!
[15:26] ---
    I thought of something, too.
[15:27] ---
    What? What is it?
[15:29] ---
    Tell me, too!
[15:31] ---
    Be a decoy!
[15:33] ---
    D-Decoy?
[15:34] ---
    Right now, the only thing that
    can attract Dan's attention...
[15:37] ---
    ...is you, cousin!
[15:39] ---
    That's great! Do it!
[15:40] ---
    How am I supposed to be a decoy?
[15:43] ---
    Wedding ceremony!
[15:45] ---
    Why?!
[15:46] ---
    The important thing is using his feelings!
[15:55] ---
    Fine!
[15:58] ---
    Dan!
[16:00] ---
    What is it, Lu-nyan?
[16:03] ---
    I want you... to come over here...
[16:08] ---
    Huh?
[16:09] ---
    She's not being stimulating enough?
[16:12] ---
    That alone is not gonna do it...
[16:21] ---
    It's love!
[16:23] ---
    Catch me if you can!
[16:25] ---
    I'll catch you, alright! Wait up!
[16:28] ---
    He fell for it!
[16:29] ---
    It's working perfectly!
[16:30] ---
    Natsu-nii! Now!
[16:31] ---
    Okay! Go, Happy!
[16:33] ---
    Aye, sir!
[16:44] ---
    Maybe it's power from seven years ago,
[16:48] ---
    but when we use it together as a team,
[16:51] ---
    we make out okay!
[16:53] ---
    Romeo!
[16:54] ---
    Gotcha!
[16:58] ---
    Iron Fist of the Fire Dragon!
[17:07] ---
    You did it, Natsu-nii!
[17:09] ---
    How was that?!
[17:14] ---
    He's finally quiet!
[17:23] ---
    What's this?!
[17:24] ---
    The wall is glowing...
[17:38] ---
    I-It's huge!
[17:40] ---
    This is...
[17:42] ---
    ...the clock part!
[17:43] ---
    It was here the whole time?!
[17:45] ---
    The impact just now must have
    activated the hiding device thing!
[17:48] ---
    That's awesome, Natsu-nii!
[17:50] ---
    Well, I knew it would do that...
[17:53] ---
    Yeah, right! But anyway, we finally got one!
[18:02] ---
    What's wrong, Happy?
[18:04] ---
    After all, this is the first time
    using Lucy's sexual charms worked!
[18:08] ---
    You don't have to say it's the first time!
[18:15] ---
    I found them at last!
[18:18] ---
    Thirty... eigh...
[18:22] ---
    Boss, hang in there!
[18:23] ---
    Show us your spirit!
[18:26] ---
    M-My arms...
[18:29] ---
    So you're just all talk, huh?
[18:31] ---
    Are you okay?
[18:33] ---
    I'm not givin' in...
[18:35] ---
    The Jiggle Butt Gang's
    pride and joy... is this!
[18:40] ---
    Lackeys!
[18:42] ---
    Gas-Butt... Triple... Ecstasy!
[18:44] ---
    Erza-san, get out of the way!
[18:59] ---
    W-What... is this?!
[19:01] ---
    I kind of remember this smell!
[19:05] ---
    Cana! Are you okay?!
[19:10] ---
    Cana... Huh?
[19:15] ---
    A secret passage...
[19:18] ---
    Maybe it opened thanks to that smell...
[19:20] ---
    Though it's still lingering in my nostrils...
[19:28] ---
    This has to be it!
[19:30] ---
    The part of the clock...
[19:32] ---
    I guess we should be grateful for that stink.
[19:39] ---
    Did you see our power?!
[19:41] ---
    What a... vulgar skill...
[19:48] ---
    Cana-san found the part!
[19:51] ---
    The treasure?! In that case...
[19:59] ---
    Point Blank... Ecstasy!
[20:06] ---
    Erza-san!
[20:17] ---
    How are we going to carry this out?
[20:24] ---
    Eat this!
[20:38] ---
    That's what you get! And the
    butts get the last laugh!
[20:49] ---
    How are you going to make this up to me?
[20:52] ---
    You dared befoul my memento?!
[20:59] ---
    Divine punishment!
[21:04] ---
    We'll be back!
[21:11] ---
    They're gone...
[21:13] ---
    I hope they don't come back again...
[21:15] ---
    Erza, are you alright?
[21:17] ---
    My head is still reeling.
[21:19] ---
    By the way, how are we going to carry this?
[21:24] ---
    What? We can just bring
    it along with my things.
[21:33] ---
    Hey, not yet?
[21:35] ---
    Don't complain, just dig!
[21:39] ---
    Jeez! Slave driver...
[21:42] ---
    Well, we have no choice...
[21:48] ---
    What's wrong?
[21:51] ---
    Somebody's watching us.
[21:53] ---
    What?!
[21:54] ---
    Somebody... Who?!
[22:10] ---
    You noticed?
[22:12] ---
    A Legionnaire!
[22:14] ---
    What do you want?!
[22:15] ---
    It's obvious, isn't it?
[22:17] ---
    We want the same thing.
[23:55] ---
    Okay, Natsu, imagine you
    and I are both hungry.
[23:58] ---
    There are two fish in front
    of us. What would you do?
[24:01] ---
    Eat both of them.
[24:03] ---
    Okay, what if there were four fish?
[24:04] ---
    I'd eat all four.
[24:05] ---
    I-I see...
[24:06] ---
    Natsu, aren't you forgetting
    that I'm hungry, too?
[24:10] ---
    I'd save some for you too, Happy.
[24:12] ---
    How would you split it?
[24:13] ---
    Next time: Something Beyond Reckoning!
[24:16] ---
    I would eat all the meat and
    you would eat the bones.
[24:19] ---
    See, that's splitting fifty-fifty!
[24:21] ---
    You might be an idiot, but at least you care.