226 - Fairy Tail of the Dead Meeeen

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[00:06] ---
    I've finally completed it.
[00:08] ---
    The ultimate parfum!
[00:12] ---
    Men!
[00:39] ---
    It began in a certain corner of Magnolia.
[00:47] ---
    Let's hurry up. Levy is waiting.
[00:50] ---
    Sniff-sniff. Sniff-sniff.
[00:53] ---
    What's that guy doing?
[00:55] ---
    Beats me.
[00:56] ---
    Hey, what's wrong?
[00:57] ---
    Are you sick or something?
[01:03] ---
    Men...
[01:05] ---
    Ichiya of Blue Pegasus?
[01:07] ---
    What are you doing in Magnolia?
[01:09] ---
    Sniff-sniff-sniff.
[01:11] ---
    H-Hey...
[01:11] ---
    Sniff-sniff-sniff.
[01:13] ---
    What the hell?
[01:14] ---
    Do you remember Ichiya being this slim?
[01:17] ---
    H-Hey!
[01:18] ---
    Sniff-sniff-sniff-sniff!
[01:20] ---
    C-Cut it out!
[01:27] ---
    Men!
[03:01] ---
    Sniff-sniff-sniff-sniff-sniff...
[03:14] ---
    Jeez. What kind of part-time gig is this?
[03:19] ---
    It's work. Don't grumble.
[03:22] ---
    We're celebrating the opening
    of Eight Island in Magnolia.
[03:26] ---
    Two of them, as a matter of fact.
[03:29] ---
    And how long are you guys gonna screw around?
[03:32] ---
    Sorry!
[03:34] ---
    We were on break, and lost track of the time.
[03:36] ---
    That aside, Erza-san, take a look at this.
[03:39] ---
    Weekly Sorcerer? What about it?
[03:41] ---
    This!
[03:43] ---
    "Hot Male Wizard Ranking"?
[03:47] ---
    They have articles like this every week?
[03:48] ---
    Look, Gray-sama is in there. Wow!
[03:53] ---
    What?! There's no one like
    Ichiya listed in here?
[03:59] ---
    Men!
[03:59] ---
    After all, he always mentions
    how hot he and his "men" are...
[04:03] ---
    Well, if he doesn't, nobody else will...
[04:07] ---
    See, Gray-sama and the other wizards
    look totally different from Ichiya-san.
[04:14] ---
    I see. They're different...
[04:16] ---
    Erza-san never loses her sense of wonder...
[04:19] ---
    R-Right...
[04:21] ---
    Anyway, Jet and Droy are late.
[04:24] ---
    Even though they were so enthusiastic about
    seeing you in your waitress outfit...
[04:32] ---
    Speak of the devil... devils...
[04:35] ---
    Levy...
[04:36] ---
    Levy...
[04:37] ---
    Hey, you guys are late...
[04:50] ---
    Men!
[04:53] ---
    Fairy Tail of the Dead...
[04:55] ---
    ...Meeeen!
[04:59] ---
    Sniff-sniff-sniff-sniff!
[05:04] ---
    Ichiya?! What's the meaning of this?!
[05:06] ---
    I-I think I'm going to be traumatized...
[05:08] ---
    Levy, Levy...
[05:10] ---
    Wendy, be strong and hold on!
[05:12] ---
    H-Hey, what is this?!
[05:12] ---
    Levy, sniff-sniff-sniff!
[05:14] ---
    Wonderful parfum!
[05:14] ---
    Stop it! Don't smell me!
[05:17] ---
    Levy-chan!
[05:18] ---
    Don't!
[05:20] ---
    I have a feeling we'd better not get close!
[05:22] ---
    But Levy-chan...!
[05:25] ---
    You called me, Lu-chan?
[05:29] ---
    Men...
[05:33] ---
    Sniff-sniff-sniff-sniff!
[05:35] ---
    You get infected if they sniff you?!
[05:38] ---
    Let's get out of here!
[05:40] ---
    Damn you, Ichiya. I'm going to make you pay!
[05:44] ---
    Men... Men...
[05:48] ---
    Get away from here, everyone!
    Leave this to me!
[05:51] ---
    Erza, be careful!
[05:53] ---
    If they sniff you,
    you'll turn into Ichiya-san, too!
[05:56] ---
    Don't worry! It seems these
    Ichiyas can only stagger!
[06:02] ---
    Men!
[06:06] ---
    You should escape too, Yajima-san...
[06:10] ---
    Men...
[06:11] ---
    Sniff-sniff!
[06:13] ---
    No!
[06:28] ---
    No! S-Stop!
[06:32] ---
    Men!
[06:38] ---
    What should we do? The whole town
    is filled with Ichiyas.
[06:41] ---
    What's going on?!
[06:43] ---
    Huh? Where did Lucy go?
[06:46] ---
    Did we get separated from her?
[06:48] ---
    Her outfit didn't look like
    it'd be easy to run in.
[06:53] ---
    Hey, are y'all okay?!
[06:55] ---
    Gray-san!
[06:57] ---
    A true hunk has come to save Juvia!
[07:04] ---
    How the hell did this happen?
    The town's crawling with Ichiyas...
[07:09] ---
    How's the guild?
[07:12] ---
    You don't wanna know.
[07:15] ---
    Sniff-sniff... Sniff-sniff...
[07:18] ---
    Men... Men...
[07:23] ---
    Then we can't go back to the guild.
[07:27] ---
    Especially with Laxus there, still super
    powerful even after becoming Ichiya...
[07:31] ---
    So the person retains their strength then...
[07:33] ---
    Men...
[07:35] ---
    Sniff-sniff sniff-sniff!
[07:36] ---
    Is anybody else still themselves?
[07:38] ---
    Erza and Lucy... I think.
[07:40] ---
    Although I don't know where
    they are at the moment...
[07:43] ---
    Gray-sama... I'm scared.
[07:46] ---
    Juvia...
[07:49] ---
    Don't worry.
[07:53] ---
    I'll sniff you.
[07:55] ---
    Sniff-sniff sniff-sniff!
    That's some nice parfum.
[07:58] ---
    Men!
[08:11] ---
    Is everyone okay?
[08:18] ---
    We haven't gotten out like this in a while.
[08:18] ---
    Wait! Wait for me! Wait up!
[08:20] ---
    Yeah. Why don't we drop our bags off at
    the house before going back to the guild?
[08:22] ---
    Alzack! Bisca! And Asuka-chan is safe, too!
[08:25] ---
    Good idea.
[08:26] ---
    Wait, wait, wait!
[08:26] ---
    Thank goodness!
[08:29] ---
    Bisca, I love you.
[08:32] ---
    I love you too, Al.
[08:34] ---
    Oh!
[08:37] ---
    Men!
[08:39] ---
    Sniff-sniff sniff-sniff!
[08:41] ---
    Men!
[08:46] ---
    I'm in hell...
[08:48] ---
    What should I do? What should I do?!
[08:52] ---
    We're all turning into Ichiya-san!
[09:21] ---
    Sniff-sniff... Sniff-sniff...
[09:24] ---
    He's coming this way!
[09:27] ---
    Sniff-sniff-sniff...
[09:30] ---
    It's all over.
[09:33] ---
    At this rate, the whole population
    of Magnolia will become Ichiya-san.
[09:39] ---
    If the infection keeps
    spreading at this rate,
[09:41] ---
    it'll affect everyone in Fiore.
[09:45] ---
    There'll be nowhere to escape!
[09:49] ---
    Everyone in the other guilds, too...
[09:52] ---
    Men...
[09:54] ---
    The Council, too...
[09:55] ---
    Men...
[09:57] ---
    Even the royal capital!
[09:58] ---
    Men...
[10:01] ---
    For this land... For Magnolia...
[10:04] ---
    ...this is the beginning of the end!
[10:07] ---
    Sniff-sniff sniff-sniff...
[10:12] ---
    I was right! It was Lucy's scent!
[10:14] ---
    It looks like she's still herself!
[10:20] ---
    Natsu! Happy!
[10:23] ---
    Men...
[10:27] ---
    Men...
[10:32] ---
    I see. Even Levy and them too...
[10:34] ---
    Sniff-sniff sniff-sniff sniff-sniff...
[10:39] ---
    I hope Carla and Wendy are still themselves.
[10:44] ---
    Men...
[10:45] ---
    H-Huh?!
[10:46] ---
    What?! Even Yajima-san?!
[10:49] ---
    What happened to Erza?
[10:50] ---
    When she was attacked by the
    Levy-chan Ichiya and the others,
[10:53] ---
    Yajima-san was there too, so maybe...
[10:57] ---
    Men...
[11:00] ---
    Imagining it alone has
    horrifying destructive force!
[11:11] ---
    We should be safe here.
[11:13] ---
    I'm starvin'.
[11:14] ---
    We should've at least hidden out
    in a grocery warehouse...
[11:17] ---
    Anyway, how could this have happened?
[11:20] ---
    I don't know,
[11:22] ---
    but it looks like people get infected
    when the Ichiyas smell them.
[11:26] ---
    It's like an Ichiya virus.
[11:28] ---
    I searched for everyone by
    smell, but it was too late.
[11:33] ---
    The Ichiyas must be trackin'
    people down by smell, too.
[11:36] ---
    It was hard to tell it was
    you 'cause of the bunny suit.
[11:40] ---
    I have to be grateful for this stupid thing.
[11:43] ---
    By the way, how is it
    you two aren't infected?
[11:45] ---
    I dunno.
[11:46] ---
    It's a mystery.
[11:48] ---
    Hey! What are you doing?!
[11:50] ---
    Look at this! I found a
    towel with a fish pattern!
[11:58] ---
    Sniff-sniff! Men!
[12:05] ---
    No!
[12:06] ---
    Crap! We gotta move already!
[12:08] ---
    I'm sorry!
[12:20] ---
    Anyway, this town has fallen.
[12:22] ---
    All we can do is leave via
    the underground sewer system.
[12:25] ---
    Yeah. Maybe we'd better look
    for an uninhabited island.
[12:30] ---
    Wait. I smell something.
[12:32] ---
    We are in a sewer.
[12:33] ---
    Don't remind me!
[12:36] ---
    Natsu!
[12:37] ---
    Get back!
[12:38] ---
    Sniff-sniff-sniff-sniff!
[12:40] ---
    I found you, Salamander! Men!
[12:43] ---
    You shouldn't underestimate
    the nose of a Dragon Slayer.
[12:46] ---
    Ichiya... Gajeel!
[12:48] ---
    Or is that Gajeel Ichiya?!
[12:50] ---
    Either way...
[12:52] ---
    Men!
[12:54] ---
    Even Lily!
[12:55] ---
    Run! If they smell you
    close-up, it's all over!
[12:58] ---
    Right!
[13:02] ---
    Wait. Sniff-sniff...
[13:04] ---
    There's no point in trying
    to escape. Sniff-sniff...
[13:06] ---
    It looks like they can't
    go faster than a shamble...
[13:09] ---
    All right! This way!
[13:11] ---
    It's hard to run...
[13:13] ---
    Men... Salamander!
[13:15] ---
    Happy! Men...
[13:18] ---
    Those two... don't realize you're here, Lucy?
[13:22] ---
    That outfit's amazing!
[13:25] ---
    Okay! I just got a great idea!
[13:29] ---
    Sniff-sniff sniff-sniff sniff-sniff...
[13:35] ---
    Sniff-sniff sniff-sniff sniff-sniff...
[13:39] ---
    Salamander... Men...
[13:42] ---
    Happy! Men...
[13:45] ---
    Are they gone?
[13:46] ---
    I can't breathe, Natsu!
[13:48] ---
    Don't talk! You're breathing on my back!
[13:48] ---
    It smells sweaty in here!
[14:02] ---
    Dammit!
[14:04] ---
    Romero... I mean, Romeo-kun!
[14:06] ---
    Wendy-nee!
[14:07] ---
    You're okay?
[14:09] ---
    Yeah. But my dad got infected.
    Uncle Wakaba, too.
[14:14] ---
    Men...
[14:16] ---
    What's going on here?
[14:18] ---
    You'd better not whine.
[14:20] ---
    I may have found their weakness.
[14:25] ---
    Really?
[14:26] ---
    There's something I need
    to confirm. Follow me!
[14:29] ---
    Okay!
[14:34] ---
    There's no escape.
[14:35] ---
    Men...
[14:37] ---
    Sniff-sniff sniff-sniff...
[14:38] ---
    Shoot!
[14:40] ---
    This way, too!
[14:41] ---
    Oh, no!
[14:48] ---
    Crap!
[14:49] ---
    It's only a matter of time
    before they sniff us...
[14:52] ---
    And we can't fight them...
[14:55] ---
    Wendy-nee, have Carla fly you away!
[14:57] ---
    But then you'll be stuck here...
[14:59] ---
    Don't worry about me!
[15:01] ---
    If you can escape by air,
    search for Natsu-nii!
[15:04] ---
    Natsu-san? Why?
[15:06] ---
    Let's go, Wendy!
[15:08] ---
    I'm sorry, Romeo!
[15:11] ---
    Romeo-kun!
[15:12] ---
    I'm counting on you, Wendy-nee!
[15:14] ---
    I'm sure Natsu-nii will be...
[15:17] ---
    Romeo-kun!
[15:19] ---
    Don't look, Wendy!
[15:24] ---
    Men...
[15:27] ---
    This is no time to cry, Wendy.
[15:30] ---
    Let's find Natsu so Romeo's sacrifice
    won't have been in vain!
[15:34] ---
    Right!
[15:37] ---
    Sheesh!
[15:38] ---
    Some good idea! One that ruined
    my protective clothing!
[15:42] ---
    It seemed like a good idea at the time...
[15:45] ---
    Aye...
[15:46] ---
    But we should be reaching the
    outskirts of Magnolia soon...
[15:51] ---
    What's that sound?
[15:53] ---
    Dammit. My nose doesn't work down here.
[15:56] ---
    Natsu!
[15:57] ---
    Crap!
[15:57] ---
    Is that you, Salamander? Sniff-sniff...
[16:01] ---
    And Lucy, too. What a nice
    parfum. Sniff-sniff...
[16:05] ---
    Natsu! From over there, too!
[16:07] ---
    When did they...?!
[16:09] ---
    And from behind us, too!
[16:10] ---
    We're surrounded!
[16:12] ---
    There's nowhere to run!
[16:14] ---
    Then we'll just have to plow through 'em!
[16:16] ---
    There are too many!
[16:17] ---
    Happy!
[16:18] ---
    Aye, sir!
[16:19] ---
    Lucy! Get on my back!
[16:21] ---
    All right!
[16:22] ---
    You wanna smell me that badly,
    I'll give you a big whiff!
[16:26] ---
    Roar of the Fire Dragon!
[17:01] ---
    U-Unbelievable...
[17:04] ---
    Magnolia's a sea of Ichiyas...
[17:06] ---
    Horrible...
[17:08] ---
    Natsu, I can't keep carrying both of you!
[17:11] ---
    Hang in there, Happy!
[17:13] ---
    H-Heavy...
[17:15] ---
    Natsu-san!
[17:17] ---
    Happy! Lucy, too!
[17:20] ---
    So you two are uninfected, too!
[17:22] ---
    Carla! I'm so relieved you're safe!
[17:24] ---
    Hey!
[17:26] ---
    Natsu-san, Romeo-kun may have
    found the Ichiya-sans' weakness!
[17:31] ---
    Really?!
[17:31] ---
    Although Romeo got turned himself...
[17:34] ---
    I see...
[17:35] ---
    But he said to find you, Natsu-san!
[17:39] ---
    Me?
[17:39] ---
    Natsu... I'm gonna fall...
[17:42] ---
    Romeo...?
[17:43] ---
    We're gonna fall... Natsu!
[17:47] ---
    My arms are gonna rip off...
[17:52] ---
    Natsu?
[17:53] ---
    Did you figure something out?
[17:54] ---
    Lucy! Let go of me!
[17:57] ---
    Just do it!
[17:59] ---
    I can trust you, right?
[18:00] ---
    Yeah!
[18:02] ---
    Natsu, please!
[18:04] ---
    Leave it to me!
[18:22] ---
    We're just lucky that
    the Ichiyas move slowly.
[18:25] ---
    And Natsu-san moves fast!
[18:26] ---
    Heavy... My arms are gonna rip off...
[18:28] ---
    You're still saying that?
[18:30] ---
    But I wonder where he's heading...
[18:34] ---
    Huh? But that direction is...
[18:37] ---
    Hey, you two!
[18:39] ---
    What?
[18:40] ---
    You reek! When was the last time you bathed?
[18:43] ---
    It's a pain in the ass!
[18:46] ---
    Aye!
[18:47] ---
    A couple times a week is fine, Erza-nee.
[18:51] ---
    It's the celebration of Yajima-san's
    new restaurant opening.
[18:55] ---
    Don't tell me you mean
    to head over like this?
[19:12] ---
    I'll loan you some of this.
[19:14] ---
    What is it?
[19:16] ---
    Odor-eating lacrima.
    Just be sure to take a bath later.
[19:20] ---
    Odor-eating lacrima?
[19:29] ---
    Awesome! Using this gets the stink off you!
[19:32] ---
    Let me use it too, Natsu-nii!
[19:34] ---
    Me, too!
[19:35] ---
    Yeesh...
[19:37] ---
    Sharp as his nose is, his own B.O.
    doesn't bother him...
[19:49] ---
    Okay!
[20:01] ---
    Yes!
[20:04] ---
    Laxus!
[20:07] ---
    Men... That's nice parfum.
[20:10] ---
    I don't have time to scrap with you!
[20:14] ---
    Natsu!
[20:19] ---
    Men!
[20:20] ---
    Take this!
[20:30] ---
    Huh? What am I...?
[20:40] ---
    Hey, Natsu. What is this?
[20:43] ---
    All right! Everybody, get back to normal!
[20:58] ---
    Man, that wasn't even funny. For a
    while there, I thought we were goners.
[21:03] ---
    The Ichiya virus is a scary thing.
[21:05] ---
    In the end, what was it, though?
[21:08] ---
    Apparently a "hot man potion"
    that Ichiya developed.
[21:11] ---
    Men!
[21:15] ---
    He could've at least kept
    it out of Magnolia...
[21:18] ---
    I guess "hot men" know no borders...
[21:20] ---
    Well, we can relax now that it's been
    classified as a forbidden magic potion.
[21:25] ---
    M-Men... Men...
[21:27] ---
    Well, it had to be done.
[21:29] ---
    For a while there, I was worried the supply
    of odor-eating lacrima would run out.
[21:33] ---
    Apparently, it's been hard for a lot
    of people to get over the shock
[21:36] ---
    after finding out
     they'd turned into Ichiya.
[21:40] ---
    Now that you mention it, so did you.
[21:43] ---
    Don't remind me...
[21:44] ---
    I'm traumatized...
[21:45] ---
    I can never get married now...
[21:47] ---
    You guys exaggerate.
[21:49] ---
    Anyway, you're the hero, Natsu.
[21:52] ---
    Yeah, well...
[21:53] ---
    You don't have to be a hot guy,
    as long as your heart is cool.
[21:58] ---
    That sounded like a backhanded compliment.
[23:37] ---
    Well, guess I'll take a bath.
[23:39] ---
    I'll use yours, Lucy.
[23:41] ---
    At my house?! Why?!
[23:44] ---
    Come on, Happy!
[23:46] ---
    Aye...
[23:47] ---
    Hey! Natsu!
[23:52] ---
    Men...
[23:55] ---
    Winning the Grand Magic Games
[23:57] ---
    restored Fairy Tail's good name.
[24:01] ---
    The guild has been overwhelmed
    with job requests,
[24:03] ---
    and the days have been filled
    with activities for our wizards.
[24:07] ---
    But then one day, a job request comes in,
    asking specifically for Natsu and Gray.
[24:13] ---
    What is this request that shakes up
    the guild, and who is it from?
[24:18] ---
    Next time: The Morning of a New Adventure!
[24:21] ---
    The curtain rises on a new chapter!