109 - Lucy Fire

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[01:43] ---
    Previously on Fairy Tail:
[01:47] ---
    It's time for the ever-popular segment...
[01:49] ---
    Welcome to Kain Hikaru's "Gowa! and Uwe~"!
[01:53] ---
    Let's start with the first postcard.
[01:55] ---
    "What is Grimoire Heart after?"
[02:00] ---
    We've been ordered to capture Lord
    Zeref and to wipe out Fairy Tail.
[02:06] ---
    Next postcard.
[02:08] ---
    "What's Gray-san's type?"
[02:10] ---
    "P.S. I'd rather have more
    Gray-san and less Hikaru."
[02:14] ---
    B-But, this is my segment!
[02:17] ---
    What? That's it?
[02:19] ---
    Enough of that!
[02:20] ---
    In the last episode, Lucy figured out
    the location of Master Mavis's grave,
[02:24] ---
    but Cana put her to sleep for some reason.
[02:26] ---
    It's all "oh crap!" and stuff.
[02:30] ---
    Lucy Fire!
[02:43] ---
    W-What?
[02:45] ---
    Who are you?
[02:48] ---
    Don't tell me... One of
    the 7 Kin of Purgatory?
[02:52] ---
    Huh? Where's Cana?
[02:55] ---
    Hey, where's Cana?!
[02:56] ---
    I dunno.
[02:58] ---
    What did you do with her?
[03:00] ---
    I really don't know, but what does it matter?
[03:04] ---
    What's that supposed to mean?
[03:06] ---
    Because you are going to die here.
[03:09] ---
    Did I get separated from Cana somehow?
[03:12] ---
    And... I was asleep?
[03:15] ---
    What'll I do? I don't know what's going on!
[03:19] ---
    I don't know... But I have to
    do something about this guy.
[03:29] ---
    You can give me all the evil eye you want!
[03:31] ---
    I ain't scared or nothin'.
[03:33] ---
    Not a bit.
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    Because I'm Kain Hikaru, one of the
    7 Kin of Purgatory of Grimoire Heart.
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    I'm powerful, see.
[03:41] ---
    It doesn't matter how powerful you are!
[03:43] ---
    What's important is that you've
    stood against our guild!
[03:47] ---
    I'll take you on, so come at me!
[03:50] ---
    W-Wait just a second.
[03:53] ---
    It's all like, bristly here...
[03:56] ---
    Isn't that your own hair?
[03:59] ---
    Whoa, this guy's a piece of work.
[04:02] ---
    Let's do this.
[04:04] ---
    I'll show you my magic, Visit at the Ox Hour!
[04:08] ---
    Even the name gives me the creeps...
SIGN    Curse
[04:14] ---
    Now then, hand over one of your hairs.
[04:18] ---
    Visit at the Ox Hour needs one of your hairs!
[04:23] ---
    N-No!
[04:24] ---
    If I stick your hair into Mr. Cursey
    here, I can move you exactly how I wish!
[04:30] ---
    It's an extremely powerful curse magic!
[04:34] ---
    That makes me even less
    likely to give it to you!
[04:37] ---
    Don't tell me you just realized this!
[04:40] ---
    But wait, I've never
    heard of magic like that.
[04:42] ---
    That's gotta be a bluff.
[04:44] ---
    B-Bluff?
[04:46] ---
    No, the doll's name is Mr. Cursey.
    Weren't you listening?
[04:51] ---
    No, bluff means that you're exaggerating
    and you can't really do it.
[04:58] ---
    I-I never lie!
[05:02] ---
    Did I just hit a nerve I shouldn't have?
[05:07] ---
    What now?!
[05:08] ---
    If you think so, why don't you try it?
[05:11] ---
    How?
[05:13] ---
    This is my own bristle.
[05:16] ---
    Stick it into Mr. Cursey, and...
[05:18] ---
    A bristle is a coarse, dry hair.
[05:24] ---
    Finished!
[05:25] ---
    Man, this guy's a pain.
[05:28] ---
    Go ahead, try it!
[05:34] ---
    So?
[05:35] ---
    Can't you feel the extreme magic power?
[05:37] ---
    Feel free to hug it or kiss it!
[05:40] ---
    Actually, I'm a little hungry...
[05:46] ---
    H-Hey, you...
[05:50] ---
    Give it back!
[05:51] ---
    Breakdance!
[05:53] ---
    The llama position.
[05:55] ---
    The pigeon position.
[05:57] ---
    The scallop position.
[06:00] ---
    That's enough already!
[06:03] ---
    Three embarrassing pin-up poses in a row!
[06:09] ---
    You're enjoying this, aren't you?
[06:11] ---
    No, I'm not!
[06:12] ---
    Give it back!
[06:15] ---
    I'm mad now!
[06:17] ---
    Even if you ask me to go out
    with you, it's too late!
[06:20] ---
    Our little tête-à-tête ends now!
[06:23] ---
    When did we change to a soap opera?
[06:25] ---
    From now on, I'm cold-hearted!
[06:32] ---
    I don't have time to play around, either!
[06:35] ---
    I'm not playing!
[06:37] ---
    I'm always totally serious!
[06:40] ---
    Why do I also get these types?
[06:44] ---
    Gate of the Golden Bull, I open thee!
[06:47] ---
    Taurus!
[06:51] ---
    A Celestial Spirit Wizard?
[06:52] ---
    And one of the 12 Zodiac Gates?
[06:54] ---
    You bastard!
[06:56] ---
    How dare you attack Lucy-san with
    that lascivious look on your face!
[07:02] ---
    You look delicious...
[07:04] ---
    Can I have a bite?
[07:05] ---
    You cannot!
[07:06] ---
    And I'm not delicious!
[07:07] ---
    Taurus, show him what one of the strongest
    Spirits in the Spirit World can do!
[07:12] ---
    This time I'm gonna finish it good!
[07:17] ---
    He got finished good!
[07:20] ---
    I lost... in a battle of power?
[07:24] ---
    That cow-looking thing's
    made me even hungrier!
[07:28] ---
    No way...
[07:30] ---
    Hold it!
[07:33] ---
    He's even stronger without magic!
[07:35] ---
    What's with this guy?
[07:36] ---
    And he's fast, too!
[07:38] ---
    Running...
[07:39] ---
    Gotta slow him down...
[07:40] ---
    That's it!
[07:41] ---
    Gate of the Centaur, I open thee!
[07:44] ---
    Sagittarius!
[07:45] ---
    Yes-moshimoshi!
[07:47] ---
    Now it's a horse!
[07:49] ---
    Aim for his legs... Shoot!
[07:51] ---
    Understood, as it were!
[07:54] ---
    Furthermore, I am not a food
    source, as it were-moshimoshi!
[07:58] ---
    Dadasturn!
[08:00] ---
    He kicked them back?!
[08:02] ---
    No way!
[08:05] ---
    I-I've failed!
[08:07] ---
    I do apologize, Lucy-dono...
[08:10] ---
    Sagittarius...
[08:13] ---
    Gate of the Scorpion, I open thee!
[08:15] ---
    Scorpio!
[08:17] ---
    We are!
[08:18] ---
    Leave this to me! Yeah!
[08:20] ---
    Anyway, I'm on vacation
    with Aquarius right now.
[08:25] ---
    I'll finish this up quick and
    get right back to her, yeah!
[08:28] ---
    Oh, really?
[08:29] ---
    T-Tell her I said hi, 'kay?
[08:31] ---
    I'm a little scared about afterwards, though.
[08:32] ---
    On vacation with your girlfriend?!
[08:35] ---
    I'm not jealous in the slightest, got it?
[08:37] ---
    Sand Buster!
[08:41] ---
    Show me some tastier Spirits
    than this sandy scorpion, okay?
[08:48] ---
    Impossible? My sand was just...
[08:50] ---
    Nothing is working!
[08:56] ---
    If sand won't work, I don't
    have any reason to be here.
[09:00] ---
    There you have it!
[09:02] ---
    What's with this guy?
[09:05] ---
    Mr. Cursey still has my hair in him.
[09:08] ---
    So if I change the material that
    Mr. Cursey is made out of...
[09:12] ---
    It changes yourself, too?!
[09:14] ---
    Mr. Cursey, change!
[09:16] ---
    From iron, to...
[09:18] ---
    ...brightly glowing!
[09:20] ---
    Shining Sumo Push!
[09:28] ---
    I might not look like it, but I'm one of
    the 7 Kin of Purgatory... I'm powerful.
[09:34] ---
    Now out with something tastier!
[09:38] ---
    In that case, a Spirit like
    this might actually work.
[09:42] ---
    Gate of the Lesser Dog, I open thee!
[09:44] ---
    Nicolas!
[09:51] ---
    So cute!
[09:53] ---
    People say I'm cute, but
    this guy's at another level!
[10:00] ---
    Hand him over!
[10:03] ---
    That made things worse!
[10:05] ---
    Cancer, handle this!
[10:07] ---
    Been a good while-ebi.
[10:09] ---
    It's a crab!
[10:10] ---
    You don't call me much, so I'd thought
    you'd forgotten about me-ebi.
[10:14] ---
    So, how would you like your hair-ebi?
[10:17] ---
    You really don't get the situation, do you?
[10:20] ---
    He's your opponent.
[10:21] ---
    Why is he readying a pot
    of boiling water-ebi?
[10:24] ---
    Whatever, just give him such an embarrassing
    cut he can't show his head in public!
[10:28] ---
    Okay-ebi!
[10:29] ---
    Ebi!
[10:31] ---
    Ebi!
[10:32] ---
    Embarrassing-ebi!
[10:36] ---
    What-ebi?
[10:38] ---
    No way! My special scissors-ebi!
[10:42] ---
    My bristles aren't so weak.
[10:45] ---
    Now that's some crazy hair-ebi!
[10:48] ---
    Ebi!
[10:50] ---
    Alright, then... Please, Aries!
[10:53] ---
    Okay! I'll try my best!
[10:56] ---
    You're mine!
[10:59] ---
    I-I'm sorry...
[11:01] ---
    W-Why are you apologizing?
[11:04] ---
    Because... I'm going to cause you trouble...
[11:10] ---
    I'm sorry!!
[11:12] ---
    Wait!
[11:13] ---
    You silly... I never thought
    that you... were a burden.
[11:18] ---
    Really?
[11:19] ---
    Really!
[11:20] ---
    Can I leap into your arms?
[11:23] ---
    Into my arms? Seriously?!
[11:25] ---
    I'm sorry!
[11:28] ---
    Now, come to me...
[11:30] ---
    You've always been such a baby...
[11:34] ---
    We might've just met, but... I'm sorry?
[11:37] ---
    Do it now.
[11:38] ---
    Wool Bomb!
[11:41] ---
    Did I do it right?
[11:44] ---
    It's fine... Where did you
    get such acting chops?
[11:48] ---
    Oh, that was Leo.
[11:49] ---
    Listen up, Aries.
[11:51] ---
    All men are simpletons, so you
    can be of help to Lucy this way.
[11:56] ---
    N-No comment.
[12:00] ---
    Is my devotion such a burden?!
[12:05] ---
    He's angry!
[12:07] ---
    My Spirit combo's been wiped out!
[12:09] ---
    I'm sorry!
[12:12] ---
    Okay, enough playing around.
[12:14] ---
    I'm going to get serious now.
[12:17] ---
    Change Mr. Cursey's material to cotton!
[12:23] ---
    I'll finish you with this!
[12:25] ---
    Change myself to iron!
[12:32] ---
    Natsu, hang in there!
[12:34] ---
    Don't get all upset.
[12:36] ---
    That didn't work on me at all.
[12:38] ---
    I've got to pay you back for Galuna Island.
[12:40] ---
    Beating you too quickly would be boring.
[12:43] ---
    Play with me a little longer, would you?
[12:45] ---
    She's way stronger than she was before!
[12:49] ---
    I didn't use even half of my power back then.
[12:55] ---
    Time to get crushed!
[12:59] ---
    Move it!
[13:01] ---
    What?
[13:02] ---
    Natsu?
[13:05] ---
    Lucy? Why are you here?
[13:08] ---
    Same to you, Natsu!
[13:10] ---
    But thanks to it, I'm saved.
[13:12] ---
    Lucy came flyin' in from over
    there... real ugly-like.
[13:15] ---
    Is there any other way to get sent flying?
[13:18] ---
    Kain, what are you doing here?
[13:22] ---
    Ultear-san...
[13:23] ---
    I was chasing that woman.
[13:26] ---
    Natsu, you're fighting, too?
[13:28] ---
    She's mine. You can't have her!
[13:30] ---
    I don't want her!
[13:31] ---
    She's crazy strong!
[13:33] ---
    Even Natsu's having a hard time.
[13:35] ---
    No, I'm not!
[13:37] ---
    I'm gonna beat her!
[13:38] ---
    But, there are two enemies now.
[13:42] ---
    But there are two of us now, too.
[13:45] ---
    For now, let's forget we're
    rivals in the exam...
[13:50] ---
    We'll reform the team!
[13:54] ---
    Yeah!
[13:56] ---
    This combination brings back the memories...
[14:00] ---
    Yeah! Makes you remember the time we met.
[14:04] ---
    I'm all fired up!
[14:07] ---
    Let's do this, Lucy!
[14:08] ---
    Let's go, Natsu!
[14:10] ---
    I'm here, too!
[14:13] ---
    They're like some happy
    couple! How dare they!
[14:25] ---
    They're like some happy-go-lucky couple!
[14:28] ---
    2 of the 7 Kin of Purgatory...
[14:32] ---
    I'm all fired up!
[14:36] ---
    Ultear-san, these people aren't
    worth your time to fight!
[14:39] ---
    I can beat them both myself!
[14:41] ---
    Just me, and I can handle them!
[14:43] ---
    That's not right!
[14:44] ---
    Then it won't be 2 on 2!
[14:46] ---
    Personally, I'd rather it be 2 on 1...
[14:49] ---
    Everyone's completely forgetting about me...
[14:52] ---
    Then I'll leave them to you.
[14:54] ---
    I have to take Zeref to
    Master Hades, after all.
[14:58] ---
    Oh? You've already discovered him?
[15:01] ---
    But...
[15:02] ---
    Natsu, this is bad!
[15:03] ---
    We can't let them have Zeref!
[15:05] ---
    There's this World of Great
    Magic thing or whatever...
[15:07] ---
    Anyway, it'll be bad!
[15:09] ---
    And I still have to pay
    him back for my scarf.
[15:12] ---
    I can't let them have 'im
    'til I punch his face in!
[15:19] ---
    Natsu!
[15:20] ---
    Got it? Don't hold back.
[15:23] ---
    If you feel like showing them just how
    powerful the 7 Kin of Purgatory are,
[15:27] ---
    no one can stand up to you.
[15:30] ---
    I won't betray your trust, Ultear-san!
[15:33] ---
    I can do it when it counts!
[15:36] ---
    Damn it... Guess I'll beat this guy first!
[15:39] ---
    Then I'll go after her...
[15:46] ---
    What are you doing, Lucy?
[15:48] ---
    I can't move my body!
[15:51] ---
    I plucked a hair when you were running away.
[15:55] ---
    O-Oh, no!
[15:56] ---
    With that hair, you and
    Mr. Cursey are now one!
[16:02] ---
    You're now completely under my control!
[16:06] ---
    This is for before!
[16:08] ---
    No!
[16:10] ---
    What the heck is going on?
[16:12] ---
    Looks like those two get along.
[16:15] ---
    More than friends, but less than lovers.
[16:17] ---
    None of the above!
[16:19] ---
    Three embarrassing pin-up poses in a row!
[16:27] ---
    You're enjoying this, aren't you?
[16:29] ---
    I am so not!
[16:31] ---
    I've got it!
[16:32] ---
    Lucy is made to move exactly like that doll!
[16:35] ---
    R-Right...
[16:37] ---
    Curse Magic...
[16:39] ---
    Just like it says, it's a Lost Magic where
    you curse your opponent and attack them.
[16:43] ---
    The Lullaby Flute that Natsu and the
    others once fought is another example.
[16:48] ---
    Depending on how it's used, Kain Hikaru's
    Mr. Cursey could well spell doom for the world!
[16:55] ---
    It is truly a fearsome magic, probably!
[16:58] ---
    You heard the man!
[16:59] ---
    What'll we do, Natsu?
[17:02] ---
    Do the bunny!
[17:03] ---
    Stop him!
[17:05] ---
    That looks like fun!
[17:06] ---
    It's not fun for me!
[17:08] ---
    How about you beat up your pal?
[17:12] ---
    Natsu, dodge!
[17:16] ---
    Roar of the...
[17:16] ---
    Don't touch my ass!
[17:20] ---
    Natsu's getting beaten up by Lucy...
[17:24] ---
    And we're not even in Edolas...
[17:25] ---
    What the hell was that for, Lucy?
[17:27] ---
    It's not me doing it!
[17:31] ---
    Why, you...
[17:32] ---
    I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
[17:32] ---
    This is more annoying than I thought.
[17:34] ---
    Don't move!
[17:37] ---
    What power!
[17:39] ---
    Do you get more powerful when
    you're under that thing's control?
[17:42] ---
    What the hell are you doing with her?
[17:45] ---
    No lovey-dovey on my watch!
[17:47] ---
    We aren't lovey-dovey!
[17:49] ---
    They llllike each other...
[17:51] ---
    Let go!
[17:53] ---
    If you wanna do funny business
    with me watching, do it like this!
[17:56] ---
    Hug him until his bones break!
[18:00] ---
    Hold him to the bone so
    he can never get away!
[18:03] ---
    Pump him so full of your
    feelings he flies into the sky!
[18:07] ---
    The power of Visit at the Ox
    Hour is far more than this.
[18:10] ---
    Next, tragedy will befall the two...
[18:13] ---
    H-Huh?
[18:14] ---
    Mr. Cursey, where did you go?
[18:16] ---
    Natsu, Lucy, I stole his doll!
[18:20] ---
    You thieving cat!
[18:22] ---
    Nice going, Happy!
[18:23] ---
    All right!
[18:28] ---
    Don't play around!
[18:30] ---
    Give it back!
[18:37] ---
    Gotcha!
[18:39] ---
    Talons of the Fire Dragon!
[18:45] ---
    Damn it!
[18:46] ---
    What the hell is this guy?
[18:48] ---
    He's the opposite of how he looks!
[18:50] ---
    He's fast and limber!
[18:53] ---
    You think an official guild
    can actually beat Grimoire Heart?!
[19:05] ---
    Natsu!
[19:09] ---
    Crap!
[19:11] ---
    I-I can't get free!
[19:13] ---
    Stay put! I'll get Virgo to free you!
[19:20] ---
    No...
[19:21] ---
    I've run out of magic power now?
[19:25] ---
    Lucy, behind you!
[19:26] ---
    Watch out!
[19:29] ---
    Lucy!
[19:31] ---
    Damn it!
[19:32] ---
    I can't get out!
[19:34] ---
    Now watch as I finish her off.
[19:38] ---
    You bastard!
[19:39] ---
    Not if I can help it!
[19:41] ---
    Take this, and that, and this, and that!
[19:43] ---
    Enough playing around.
[19:47] ---
    I'm sorry Natsu, Lucy...
[19:50] ---
    Happy...
[19:52] ---
    Run, Lucy!
[19:54] ---
    He's a lot stronger than he looks!
[19:56] ---
    I'll handle him somehow, so run!
[20:00] ---
    No.
[20:11] ---
    Running away by myself? No way.
[20:15] ---
    It's always more fun when
    we're together!
[20:22] ---
    I'm cold-hearted.
[20:26] ---
    I'll crush that cute little
    face of yours flat.
[20:29] ---
    Lucy!
[20:31] ---
    I'm awkward, you see.
[20:34] ---
    I'll do this right at once.
[20:45] ---
    M-My body's moving on its own!
[20:53] ---
    Why, you...
[20:54] ---
    Dodge him, Lucy!
[20:55] ---
    You're bending my body too much!
[20:58] ---
    Able to move her body
    freely, without restraint!
[21:00] ---
    Ultimate Lucy is on the scene!
[21:02] ---
    Natsu, please keep my joints in mind, 'kay?
[21:05] ---
    What's this?
[21:08] ---
    This... might actually work!
[21:10] ---
    I just had an even better idea!
[21:15] ---
    Iron Fist... of the Fire Dragon!
[21:17] ---
    No way!
[21:19] ---
    Don't worry! It's not hot
    for the person using it!
[21:21] ---
    I think!
[21:22] ---
    "I think," he says!
[21:24] ---
    Happy!
[21:24] ---
    Aye, sir!
[21:27] ---
    What are you planning?
[21:28] ---
    Max speed!
[21:30] ---
    Aye!
[21:31] ---
    I'm gonna die here!
[21:32] ---
    Max speed!
[21:37] ---
    What is that?
[21:39] ---
    Um, is there a reason my
    entire body is on fire now?!
[21:45] ---
    Special Move:
[21:47] ---
    Lucy Fire!
[21:55] ---
    Let me explain:
[21:57] ---
    By combining Natsu's fire
    powers with Happy's speed,
[22:00] ---
    through Mr. Cursey, Lucy became
    a flaming ball of magic power,
[22:04] ---
    which landed a direct hit on Kain Hikaru.
[22:12] ---
    We did it!
[22:13] ---
    Aye, sir!
[22:15] ---
    We won!
[22:17] ---
    At times like this...
[22:18] ---
    Do a victory pose!
[22:20] ---
    Yay!
[22:21] ---
    Please, no more...
[23:55] ---
    Natsu, I'm through... I can't move any more.
[23:59] ---
    Suck it up, Happy!
[24:01] ---
    You're gonna retire before doing anything
    the slightest bit productive? That's so lame.
[24:05] ---
    You just have a knack for drilling a hole
    right into the heart, you know that?
[24:08] ---
    I was just letting everyone else
    have their time in the sun, you see?
[24:11] ---
    Yeah, thanks a bunch for that.
[24:13] ---
    Next time: Dead-End of Despair.
[24:16] ---
    Just so you know, I haven't
    even gotten serious yet!
[24:20] ---
    I'm really, totally awesome!
[24:21] ---
    Sure, fine, hurry up and be awesome then.