194 - Zirconis's Magic

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[00:02] ---
    It's my fault...
[00:04] ---
    It's my fault this world is going to end.
[00:07] ---
    It's not your fault, Princess. This was
    the plot of that man from the future!
[00:12] ---
    All right, Princess, it's dangerous
    to be here. Please evacuate.
[00:17] ---
    No. I have a responsibility
    to stay here to the end.
[00:24] ---
    We're all counting on the dragon-hunting
    wizards and the Dragon Slayers.
[02:13] ---
    It's useless.
[02:15] ---
    Humans cannot defeat dragons.
[02:18] ---
    If it means protecting everyone,
     then I don't have to be human.
[02:24] ---
    Motherglare...
[02:33] ---
    Elf-nii-chan...
[02:34] ---
    What the hell is that?
[02:39] ---
    Eggs?
[02:42] ---
    Big-ass eggs!
[02:47] ---
    Say, Elf-nii-chan... These eggs...
[02:52] ---
    They were just laid by that thing?
[03:04] ---
    Hey, are you serious?!
[03:06] ---
    Now we've got a lot more
    than seven to deal with.
[03:13] ---
    Zirconis's Magic!
[03:22] ---
    What are they?!
[03:24] ---
    More monsters!
[03:26] ---
    Even though it's hard enough
    just dealing with one...
[03:33] ---
    Laxus!
[03:34] ---
    Move. I'll take the big one.
[03:39] ---
    You guys do something about the offspring.
[03:41] ---
    You can't do it on your own!
[03:43] ---
    He won't.
[03:44] ---
    He's not alone.
[03:46] ---
    We'll back you up, Laxus.
[03:48] ---
    Leave it to the Raijinshuu!
[03:50] ---
    You heard Natsu, right?
[03:52] ---
    It takes a Dragon Slayer to beat a dragon.
[03:56] ---
    Laxus, I'll let you and the
    Raijinshuu handle this.
[03:59] ---
    Right!
[04:00] ---
    Gajeel, take on the other one!
[04:02] ---
    Gotcha!
[04:03] ---
    The rest of you, obliterate the little ones.
[04:05] ---
    Leave it to us!
[04:07] ---
    Understood. Everyone, steel yourselves.
[04:11] ---
    Gajeel, I'll give you support.
[04:14] ---
    I don't need it. Besides...
[04:17] ---
    ...after you and the others
    finish off the mini-dragons,
[04:19] ---
    I want you to find the residents who
    couldn't escape and take 'em outside the city.
[04:25] ---
    Okay.
[04:26] ---
    You'd better not die.
[04:28] ---
    I know, dumbass.
[04:33] ---
    Rogue! I got this one.
     Find another dragon...
[04:38] ---
    ...and help the guilds that
    don't have a Dragon Slayer!
[04:41] ---
    Right!
[04:42] ---
    Natsu-san's voice has given me courage.
[04:51] ---
    Not the courage to fight...
[04:54] ---
    The courage to protect my comrades!
[04:57] ---
    That's right! Comrades! The era of
    an emotionless Sabertooth is over!
[05:03] ---
    We're moving forward!
[05:09] ---
    The human perched on Motherglare
    is bellowing about something!
[05:14] ---
    Our guild doesn't have a Dragon Slayer.
[05:18] ---
    That's not good. We don't have
    any means of fighting back.
[05:22] ---
    Why don't we have one of 'em?! Dammit!
[05:25] ---
    I guess it's my turn to step up.
[05:29] ---
    Hi, horny old dragon-san!
[05:33] ---
    Feast your eyes on me and be soothed.
[05:35] ---
    Buzz off, humans!
[05:38] ---
    Men...
[05:40] ---
    Then have a whiff of my prized parfum!
[05:46] ---
    What is this?
[05:48] ---
    W-What is it?!
[05:50] ---
    My nose...
[05:51] ---
    ...is gonna fall off!
[05:53] ---
    W-What is this parfum?!
[05:56] ---
    The parfum of my armpits!
[05:59] ---
    Gong!
[06:01] ---
    What do you think, everyone?
[06:02] ---
    Th-That's our Ichiya-san...
[06:05] ---
    I can't move!
[06:07] ---
    Your machismo staggers the imagination...
[06:10] ---
    Your beauty is a crime...
[06:13] ---
    What a fragrant parfum!
[06:17] ---
    Dragons have a keen sense of smell...
    but I don't have a nose!
[06:22] ---
    I don't believe it!
[06:24] ---
    No matter the centuries passed, the foolishness
     of the human species always surprises me!
[06:30] ---
    All of you, get back!
[06:38] ---
    I can hear it...
[06:40] ---
    That voice!
[06:41] ---
    Him...
[06:44] ---
    We know it.
[06:47] ---
    We know that voice!
[06:50] ---
    I can hear the cries of chaos and despair!
[06:55] ---
    It's a fine sound.
[06:57] ---
    Get out of the way, stinkpot.
[06:59] ---
    Stinkpot?! How dare you
    speak to me like that?!
[07:02] ---
    That's Cobra from Oracion Seis!
[07:06] ---
    What's that Poison Dragon Slayer doing here?
[07:10] ---
    I can't stand the thought of being saved
    by him after all the suffering he's caused.
[07:15] ---
    How did this come to pass?
[07:18] ---
    Maybe he fell prey to my sex appeal strategy?
[07:23] ---
    Take a good look, handsome Cobra...
[07:26] ---
    Quit flappin' your gums!
[07:28] ---
    Maybe I'll eliminate you twits
    while I'm at it!
[07:32] ---
    His ears really are sharp...
[07:33] ---
    He's scary!
[07:35] ---
    Men. Still, it is curious.
    I thought he was in prison.
[07:42] ---
    Ye gods. I can't believe
    we did what Jellal asked.
[07:47] ---
    I hope we're only fired for it...
[07:49] ---
    Worry about that later. First, we
    have to make sure there is a future.
[07:54] ---
    True.
[07:55] ---
    Let us join the fray, as well.
[07:57] ---
    Right.
[08:00] ---
    Don't act rashly and die now, Doranbolt.
[08:04] ---
    You're the one who better be careful, Lahar.
[08:09] ---
    What a hoarse voice. I can't bear to hear it.
[08:15] ---
    That voice... Eric? Don't tell me...
[08:20] ---
    Please move to higher ground!
[08:23] ---
    After a short break, we're
    going to cross the mountains!
[08:30] ---
    Eric is here...
[08:32] ---
    He's fighting, too!
[08:36] ---
    Everyone's fighting...
[08:39] ---
    If everyone works together,
    there ain't nothin' we can't do!
[08:43] ---
    You people still don't know how
    terrifying a dragon's power can be.
[08:51] ---
    All right, who should I eat first?
    Let me see...
[08:58] ---
    You look tasty, young ladies.
[09:02] ---
    Although cats would be good for a change.
[09:06] ---
    What's this? There's also you rugged lot.
[09:11] ---
    Zirconis, don't you remember
    talking to us before?
[09:17] ---
    You're a cute young thing.
    Maybe I'll start with you.
[09:22] ---
    It's pointless, Wendy.
[09:25] ---
    The Zirconis we spoke to was
    a spirit that died long ago.
[09:31] ---
    But...
[09:32] ---
    You heard Natsu, right?
[09:35] ---
    The only way to take down a
    dragon is with a Dragon Slayer!
[09:38] ---
    And you're the only Dragon Slayer we have
    right here, so get your head on straight!
[09:47] ---
    I've decided! I'm gonna
    eat all of you at once!
[09:52] ---
    Wait!
[09:53] ---
    Oh no! Everyone, please evacuate!
[09:56] ---
    Colonel! Get the princess to a safe place!
[10:00] ---
    Come with me, Princess!
[10:02] ---
    But I...
[10:20] ---
    This is terrible...
[10:21] ---
    He says one thing and does another!
[10:30] ---
    Hey!
[10:31] ---
    This is just wrong!
[10:38] ---
    Terrible!
[10:40] ---
    Oh no, I think I'm gonna throw up!
[10:42] ---
    You humans are delicious,
    but your clothes taste foul.
[10:46] ---
    That's why I made them disappear.
[10:49] ---
    Our armor!
[10:49] ---
    How embarrassing!
[10:50] ---
    Mama!
[10:51] ---
    D-Don't look at me!
[10:52] ---
    You don't look at me!
[10:54] ---
    I've never seen such an awful sight.
[10:57] ---
    Princess, are you all right?
[10:59] ---
    Y-Yes...
[11:00] ---
    Th-This is an insult!
[11:04] ---
    Minister!
[11:05] ---
    Retreat!
[11:06] ---
    We can't fight in the buff!
[11:08] ---
    And it's embarrassing!
[11:10] ---
    Come to think of it, men taste disgusting.
[11:15] ---
    Women. I'll eat the women.
[11:19] ---
    You can't eat the princess. She's a man!
[11:22] ---
    What, but she's a princess...
[11:25] ---
    Was that magic just now?
[11:27] ---
    That's right. All dragons can use magic.
[11:31] ---
    What kind of magic makes clothes vanish?!
[11:34] ---
    Stare...
[11:36] ---
    Hey!
[11:42] ---
    Naked as a jaybird!
[11:48] ---
    I use magic, as well. That's right.
[11:51] ---
    The type that robs humans of their dignity.
[11:58] ---
    The magic that I use is
    going to bring you down!
[12:12] ---
    The magic that I use is
    going to bring you down!
[12:16] ---
    Magic that's going to bring me down, you say?
[12:19] ---
    More importantly, clothes!
    I need some clothes!
[12:27] ---
    N-No! At least give me clothes!
[12:33] ---
    Lucy-san!
[12:34] ---
    You look dee-licious. Sniff-sniff!
[12:38] ---
    Don't smell me!
[12:41] ---
    You seem to have a nice texture, too.
[12:43] ---
    Stop it!
[12:48] ---
    What's this? Are you angry, young lady?
[12:51] ---
    Let go of me!
[12:53] ---
    Can you defeat me before I devour this lass?
[12:58] ---
    Ow!
[13:00] ---
    Arms! Vernier! Enchant!
[13:08] ---
    I will defeat you!
[13:11] ---
    That optimistic attitude... is insolent!
[13:23] ---
    Ouch... It feels like this always happens.
[13:28] ---
    Lucy-san!
[13:33] ---
    Humans can't fly, so can
    you even get up here?
[13:36] ---
    C-Cold!
[13:38] ---
    That's because we're at a high altitude!
[13:40] ---
    You'll taste even better if the cold
     makes you nice and crispy.
[13:46] ---
    No!
[13:51] ---
    Forget about it.
[13:53] ---
    Wendy! Now!
[13:55] ---
    Right! Roar of the Sky Dragon!
[14:06] ---
    Look, Wendy!
[14:08] ---
    It's working!
[14:09] ---
    Yeah!
[14:10] ---
    You...!
[14:13] ---
    Lucy-sama!
[14:16] ---
    I'll save Lucy!
[14:18] ---
    Please!
[14:19] ---
    We're counting on you, Happy!
[14:22] ---
    We'll deal with Zirconis!
[14:24] ---
    Right!
[14:26] ---
    Don't get cocky, talking snacks.
[14:30] ---
    I'm going to eat you in a moment.
[14:32] ---
    I'll be your backup, Wendy!
[14:34] ---
    Thank you in advance!
[14:40] ---
    I slash and slash, but they keep on coming!
    We're not even making a dent!
[14:44] ---
    Hey, Erza! Take a break like Cana told you!
[14:49] ---
    That's right! We'll handle them somehow!
[14:53] ---
    Nothing to worry about! I'm fine. No problem!
[15:06] ---
    It's pointless. No matter how many times
    you come at me, it doesn't change anything.
[15:10] ---
    You can't fill the seven-year gap between us.
[15:12] ---
    I'm stronger than I was during
    the Grand Magic Games.
[15:17] ---
    Bastard...
[15:19] ---
    I made a promise to future Lucy.
     I can't afford to lose.
[15:25] ---
    So you stand yet again?
[15:27] ---
    You won't witness the despair of
    the future, for you shall die here.
[15:32] ---
    Natsu!!
[15:35] ---
    Lucy!
[15:36] ---
    Help!
[15:43] ---
    Wait!
[15:53] ---
    Why are you stark naked?!
[15:56] ---
    No!!
[15:57] ---
    Idiot! Quit squirming!
    I'll get motion sickness!
[16:00] ---
    Well, after all...!
[16:01] ---
    Don't give me "after all"!
[16:08] ---
    No!!
[16:17] ---
    This is awful on so many levels...
[16:21] ---
    My head is still swimming...
[16:22] ---
    I thought I was going to die.
[16:24] ---
    Look, you...
[16:25] ---
    Hey!
[16:26] ---
    Who flies through the air naked?!
[16:28] ---
    Don't look at me!
[16:31] ---
    Fine. I'll cover you up.
[16:37] ---
    The normal thing to do is cover your eyes!
[16:40] ---
    Oh, my. Kids these days
    are mature for their age.
[16:44] ---
    Hey, Happy! Look, Lucy's
    turned into a pervert!
[16:50] ---
    I have not! A dragon did
    this to me! A dragon!
[16:54] ---
    Here are your keys.
[16:56] ---
    Thanks, Happy!
[17:00] ---
    Natsu?
[17:01] ---
    Maybe he wanted to see more?
[17:02] ---
    Hey!
[17:04] ---
    That ain't it.
[17:05] ---
    So hey, you can't beat that Rogue, either?
[17:10] ---
    Who said that? That guy...
[17:15] ---
    Okay, to be honest, he's damn strong.
[17:20] ---
    On top of that, the dragon he's
    riding is a pain in the ass.
[17:26] ---
    Natsu...
[17:28] ---
    Are all dragons that violent?
[17:31] ---
    There's a fire one, a rock one...
     even Zirconis...
[17:36] ---
    I almost got eaten back there.
[17:41] ---
    Eaten, huh?
[17:47] ---
    W-What?
[17:50] ---
    That's it!
[17:52] ---
    I got a great idea!
[17:55] ---
    I found a way to beat 'im!
[17:58] ---
    Hey!
[18:03] ---
    Dammit!
[18:04] ---
    There's no end to 'em!
[18:05] ---
    They just keep comin'!
[18:10] ---
    I can't believe I didn't make the cut in the
    Sky Labyrinth preliminary round of the Games.
[18:14] ---
    But I'm finally getting the
    chance to take the spotlight!
[18:23] ---
    Dechi-dechi!
[18:29] ---
    That was awesome, girl!
[18:31] ---
    Remember me-dechi! I'm with Twilight Ogre.
[18:35] ---
    I'm the idol of fire and ice,
    Mattan Ginger-chan-dechi!
[18:40] ---
    Twilight Ogre... They're fighting, too?!
[18:46] ---
    Don't stand there in a daze, Romeo!
     You're a Man, aren't ya?!
[18:49] ---
    Y-Yeah!
[18:55] ---
    Iron Dragon Club!
[18:58] ---
    Dammit! This one's got a tough hide!
[19:11] ---
    Crap! I'm separated from everyone...
[19:17] ---
    Can't... move my leg...
[19:21] ---
    Guess I did push myself too far... Dammit...
[19:26] ---
    Hey, Erza! Take a break like Cana told you!
[19:30] ---
    Nothing to worry about! I'm fine. No problem!
[19:35] ---
    I never let myself show any weakness...
[19:39] ---
    Even though I know that's not strength...
[19:46] ---
    Is this the end of the line?
[20:03] ---
    The way you look, you'll be lucky
    if you can stand up.
[20:07] ---
    I may be poking my nose in where it's
    not wanted, but can I give you a hand?
[20:15] ---
    Sorry.
[20:28] ---
    Millianna!
[20:34] ---
    Are you doing a cheesecake
    photo shoot, Princess?
[20:38] ---
    No, this is an emergency!
    Can you whip up some clothes?
[20:43] ---
    You're charming this way.
[20:45] ---
    You don't need clothes.
[20:47] ---
    Agreed!
[20:48] ---
    Look, we're in the middle of a battle...
[20:51] ---
    Then how about this? It's trending
    in the Celestial Spirit World.
[20:56] ---
    This will have him crying with delight.
[20:59] ---
    At this point, anything is fine.
[21:02] ---
    Lucy! I can't wait around anymore.
    I'm goin' on ahead!
[21:06] ---
    It won't take long to change!
    Wait for me!
[21:09] ---
    Don't do it, Natsu!
[21:11] ---
    Girls always take forever
    to shop and get dressed!
[21:15] ---
    I know, I know!
[21:17] ---
    Okay, see ya later!
[21:19] ---
    Hey!
[21:21] ---
    See you again.
[21:22] ---
    What is this outfit? It's a pain to put on...
[21:26] ---
    You said you're in the middle of a battle,
    so I chose something appropriate for that.
[21:30] ---
    You do things your own way too much!
[21:32] ---
    I'm terribly sorry.
[21:34] ---
    Is this really gonna work?!
[21:36] ---
    Leave it to me! I'll manage somehow!
[21:38] ---
    Somehow?!
[21:40] ---
    He really came up with an
    insane strategy this time.
[21:44] ---
    Shall I punish him?
[21:46] ---
    But I still always expect
    Natsu to do something.
[21:52] ---
    He is someone
    you frolicked with in the nude.
[21:54] ---
    I did not!
[21:56] ---
    Huh?
[21:59] ---
    What's my notebook doing here?
[22:04] ---
    Since it was tossed away, it must be full
    of your embarrassing secrets, Princess.
[22:10] ---
    It is not! But that's strange...
    Why would it be here?
[22:16] ---
    Oh... This is...
[22:19] ---
    ...the notebook of the future me?!
[23:55] ---
    Natsu! What's your plan
    to beat the future Rogue?
[23:59] ---
    Wait and see!
[24:00] ---
    That's what you say, but I bet you
    really don't have a plan, as usual!
[24:05] ---
    "As usual"!
    Is that how you think of me?!
[24:08] ---
    Well, have you ever given
    anything serious thought?
[24:11] ---
    E-Even I've given serious thought
    once... Huh? I must've... Huh?
[24:15] ---
    Next time: Person and Person,
    Dragon and Dragon, Person and Dragon!
[24:19] ---
    I'm tellin' you, this time
    I've got a real plan!
[24:21] ---
    Really...?