# 226 - Fairy Tail of the Dead Meeeen
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I've finally completed it.
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The ultimate parfum!
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Men!
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It began in a certain corner of Magnolia.
**[00:47] ---**
Let's hurry up. Levy is waiting.
**[00:50] ---**
Sniff-sniff. Sniff-sniff.
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What's that guy doing?
**[00:55] ---**
Beats me.
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Hey, what's wrong?
**[00:57] ---**
Are you sick or something?
**[01:03] ---**
Men...
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Ichiya of Blue Pegasus?
**[01:07] ---**
What are you doing in Magnolia?
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Sniff-sniff-sniff.
**[01:11] ---**
H-Hey...
**[01:11] ---**
Sniff-sniff-sniff.
**[01:13] ---**
What the hell?
**[01:14] ---**
Do you remember Ichiya being this slim?
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H-Hey!
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Sniff-sniff-sniff-sniff!
**[01:20] ---**
C-Cut it out!
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Men!
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Sniff-sniff-sniff-sniff-sniff...
**[03:14] ---**
Jeez. What kind of part-time gig is this?
**[03:19] ---**
It's work. Don't grumble.
**[03:22] ---**
We're celebrating the opening
of Eight Island in Magnolia.
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Two of them, as a matter of fact.
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And how long are you guys gonna screw around?
**[03:32] ---**
Sorry!
**[03:34] ---**
We were on break, and lost track of the time.
**[03:36] ---**
That aside, Erza-san, take a look at this.
**[03:39] ---**
*Weekly Sorcerer*? What about it?
**[03:41] ---**
This!
**[03:43] ---**
"Hot Male Wizard Ranking"?
**[03:47] ---**
They have articles like this every week?
**[03:48] ---**
Look, Gray-sama is in there. Wow!
**[03:53] ---**
What?! There's no one like
Ichiya listed in here?
**[03:59] ---**
Men!
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After all, he always mentions
how hot he and his "men" are...
**[04:03] ---**
Well, if he doesn't, nobody else will...
**[04:07] ---**
See, Gray-sama and the other wizards
look totally different from Ichiya-san.
**[04:14] ---**
I see. They're different...
**[04:16] ---**
Erza-san never loses her sense of wonder...
**[04:19] ---**
R-Right...
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Anyway, Jet and Droy are late.
**[04:24] ---**
Even though they were so enthusiastic about
seeing you in your waitress outfit...
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Speak of the devil... devils...
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Levy...
**[04:36] ---**
Levy...
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Hey, you guys are late...
**[04:50] ---**
Men!
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Fairy Tail of the Dead...
**[04:55] ---**
...Meeeen!
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Sniff-sniff-sniff-sniff!
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Ichiya?! What's the meaning of this?!
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I-I think I'm going to be traumatized...
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Levy, Levy...
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Wendy, be strong and hold on!
**[05:12] ---**
H-Hey, what is this?!
**[05:12] ---**
Levy, sniff-sniff-sniff!
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Wonderful parfum!
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Stop it! Don't smell me!
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Levy-chan!
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Don't!
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I have a feeling we'd better not get close!
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But Levy-chan...!
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You called me, Lu-chan?
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Men...
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Sniff-sniff-sniff-sniff!
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You get infected if they sniff you?!
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Let's get out of here!
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Damn you, Ichiya. I'm going to make you pay!
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Men... Men...
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Get away from here, everyone!
Leave this to me!
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Erza, be careful!
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If they sniff you,
you'll turn into Ichiya-san, too!
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Don't worry! It seems these
Ichiyas can only stagger!
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Men!
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You should escape too, Yajima-san...
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Men...
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Sniff-sniff!
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No!
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No! S-Stop!
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Men!
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What should we do? The whole town
is filled with Ichiyas.
**[06:41] ---**
What's going on?!
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Huh? Where did Lucy go?
**[06:46] ---**
Did we get separated from her?
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Her outfit didn't look like
it'd be easy to run in.
**[06:53] ---**
Hey, are y'all okay?!
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Gray-san!
**[06:57] ---**
A true hunk has come to save Juvia!
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How the hell did this happen?
The town's crawling with Ichiyas...
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How's the guild?
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You don't wanna know.
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Sniff-sniff... Sniff-sniff...
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Men... Men...
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Then we can't go back to the guild.
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Especially with Laxus there, still super
powerful even after becoming Ichiya...
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So the person retains their strength then...
**[07:33] ---**
Men...
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Sniff-sniff sniff-sniff!
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Is anybody else still themselves?
**[07:38] ---**
Erza and Lucy... I think.
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Although I don't know where
they are at the moment...
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Gray-sama... I'm scared.
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Juvia...
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Don't worry.
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I'll sniff you.
**[07:55] ---**
Sniff-sniff sniff-sniff!
That's some nice parfum.
**[07:58] ---**
Men!
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Is everyone okay?
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We haven't gotten out like this in a while.
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Wait! Wait for me! Wait up!
**[08:20] ---**
Yeah. Why don't we drop our bags off at
the house before going back to the guild?
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Alzack! Bisca! And Asuka-chan is safe, too!
**[08:25] ---**
Good idea.
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Wait, wait, wait!
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Thank goodness!
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Bisca, I love you.
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I love you too, Al.
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Oh!
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Men!
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Sniff-sniff sniff-sniff!
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Men!
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I'm in hell...
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What should I do? What should I do?!
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We're all turning into Ichiya-san!
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Sniff-sniff... Sniff-sniff...
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He's coming this way!
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Sniff-sniff-sniff...
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It's all over.
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At this rate, the whole population
of Magnolia will become Ichiya-san.
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If the infection keeps
spreading at this rate,
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it'll affect everyone in Fiore.
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There'll be nowhere to escape!
**[09:49] ---**
Everyone in the other guilds, too...
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Men...
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The Council, too...
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Men...
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Even the royal capital!
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Men...
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For this land... For Magnolia...
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...this is the beginning of the end!
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Sniff-sniff sniff-sniff...
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I was right! It was Lucy's scent!
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It looks like she's still herself!
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Natsu! Happy!
**[10:23] ---**
Men...
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Men...
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I see. Even Levy and them too...
**[10:34] ---**
Sniff-sniff sniff-sniff sniff-sniff...
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I hope Carla and Wendy are still themselves.
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Men...
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H-Huh?!
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What?! Even Yajima-san?!
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What happened to Erza?
**[10:50] ---**
When she was attacked by the
Levy-chan Ichiya and the others,
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Yajima-san was there too, so maybe...
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Men...
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Imagining it alone has
horrifying destructive force!
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We should be safe here.
**[11:13] ---**
I'm starvin'.
**[11:14] ---**
We should've at least hidden out
in a grocery warehouse...
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Anyway, how could this have happened?
**[11:20] ---**
I don't know,
**[11:22] ---**
but it looks like people get infected
when the Ichiyas smell them.
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It's like an Ichiya virus.
**[11:28] ---**
I searched for everyone by
smell, but it was too late.
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The Ichiyas must be trackin'
people down by smell, too.
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It was hard to tell it was
you 'cause of the bunny suit.
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I have to be grateful for this stupid thing.
**[11:43] ---**
By the way, how is it
you two aren't infected?
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I dunno.
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It's a mystery.
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Hey! What are you doing?!
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Look at this! I found a
towel with a fish pattern!
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Sniff-sniff! Men!
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No!
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Crap! We gotta move already!
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I'm sorry!
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Anyway, this town has fallen.
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All we can do is leave via
the underground sewer system.
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Yeah. Maybe we'd better look
for an uninhabited island.
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Wait. I smell something.
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We are in a sewer.
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Don't remind me!
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Natsu!
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Get back!
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Sniff-sniff-sniff-sniff!
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I found you, Salamander! Men!
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You shouldn't underestimate
the nose of a Dragon Slayer.
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Ichiya... Gajeel!
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Or is that Gajeel Ichiya?!
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Either way...
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Men!
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Even Lily!
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Run! If they smell you
close-up, it's all over!
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Right!
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Wait. Sniff-sniff...
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There's no point in trying
to escape. Sniff-sniff...
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It looks like they can't
go faster than a shamble...
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All right! This way!
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It's hard to run...
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Men... Salamander!
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Happy! Men...
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Those two... don't realize you're here, Lucy?
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That outfit's amazing!
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Okay! I just got a great idea!
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Sniff-sniff sniff-sniff sniff-sniff...
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Sniff-sniff sniff-sniff sniff-sniff...
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Salamander... Men...
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Happy! Men...
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Are they gone?
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I can't breathe, Natsu!
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Don't talk! You're breathing on my back!
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It smells sweaty in here!
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Dammit!
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Romero... I mean, Romeo-kun!
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Wendy-nee!
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You're okay?
**[14:09] ---**
Yeah. But my dad got infected.
Uncle Wakaba, too.
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Men...
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What's going on here?
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You'd better not whine.
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I may have found their weakness.
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Really?
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There's something I need
to confirm. Follow me!
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Okay!
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There's no escape.
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Men...
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Sniff-sniff sniff-sniff...
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Shoot!
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This way, too!
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Oh, no!
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Crap!
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It's only a matter of time
before they sniff us...
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And we can't fight them...
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Wendy-nee, have Carla fly you away!
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But then you'll be stuck here...
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Don't worry about me!
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If you can escape by air,
search for Natsu-nii!
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Natsu-san? Why?
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Let's go, Wendy!
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I'm sorry, Romeo!
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Romeo-kun!
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I'm counting on you, Wendy-nee!
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I'm sure Natsu-nii will be...
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Romeo-kun!
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Don't look, Wendy!
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Men...
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This is no time to cry, Wendy.
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Let's find Natsu so Romeo's sacrifice
won't have been in vain!
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Right!
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Sheesh!
**[15:38] ---**
Some good idea! One that ruined
my protective clothing!
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It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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Aye...
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But we should be reaching the
outskirts of Magnolia soon...
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What's that sound?
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Dammit. My nose doesn't work down here.
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Natsu!
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Crap!
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Is that you, Salamander? Sniff-sniff...
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And Lucy, too. What a nice
parfum. Sniff-sniff...
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Natsu! From over there, too!
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When did they...?!
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And from behind us, too!
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We're surrounded!
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There's nowhere to run!
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Then we'll just have to plow through 'em!
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There are too many!
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Happy!
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Aye, sir!
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Lucy! Get on my back!
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All right!
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You wanna smell me that badly,
I'll give you a big whiff!
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Roar of the Fire Dragon!
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U-Unbelievable...
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Magnolia's a sea of Ichiyas...
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Horrible...
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Natsu, I can't keep carrying both of you!
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Hang in there, Happy!
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H-Heavy...
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Natsu-san!
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Happy! Lucy, too!
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So you two are uninfected, too!
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Carla! I'm so relieved you're safe!
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Hey!
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Natsu-san, Romeo-kun may have
found the Ichiya-sans' weakness!
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Really?!
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Although Romeo got turned himself...
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I see...
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But he said to find you, Natsu-san!
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Me?
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Natsu... I'm gonna fall...
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Romeo...?
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We're gonna fall... Natsu!
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My arms are gonna rip off...
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Natsu?
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Did you figure something out?
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Lucy! Let go of me!
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Just do it!
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I can trust you, right?
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Yeah!
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Natsu, please!
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Leave it to me!
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We're just lucky that
the Ichiyas move slowly.
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And Natsu-san moves fast!
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Heavy... My arms are gonna rip off...
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You're still saying that?
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But I wonder where he's heading...
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Huh? But that direction is...
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Hey, you two!
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What?
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You reek! When was the last time you bathed?
**[18:43] ---**
It's a pain in the ass!
**[18:46] ---**
Aye!
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A couple times a week is fine, Erza-nee.
**[18:51] ---**
It's the celebration of Yajima-san's
new restaurant opening.
**[18:55] ---**
Don't tell me you mean
to head over like this?
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I'll loan you some of this.
**[19:14] ---**
What is it?
**[19:16] ---**
Odor-eating lacrima.
Just be sure to take a bath later.
**[19:20] ---**
Odor-eating lacrima?
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Awesome! Using this gets the stink off you!
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Let me use it too, Natsu-nii!
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Me, too!
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Yeesh...
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Sharp as his nose is, his own B.O.
doesn't bother him...
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Okay!
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Yes!
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Laxus!
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Men... That's nice parfum.
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I don't have time to scrap with you!
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Natsu!
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Men!
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Take this!
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Huh? What am I...?
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Hey, Natsu. What is this?
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All right! Everybody, get back to normal!
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Man, that wasn't even funny. For a
while there, I thought we were goners.
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The Ichiya virus is a scary thing.
**[21:05] ---**
In the end, what was it, though?
**[21:08] ---**
Apparently a "hot man potion"
that Ichiya developed.
**[21:11] ---**
Men!
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He could've at least kept
it out of Magnolia...
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I guess "hot men" know no borders...
**[21:20] ---**
Well, we can relax now that it's been
classified as a forbidden magic potion.
**[21:25] ---**
M-Men... Men...
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Well, it had to be done.
**[21:29] ---**
For a while there, I was worried the supply
of odor-eating lacrima would run out.
**[21:33] ---**
Apparently, it's been hard for a lot
of people to get over the shock
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after finding out
they'd turned into Ichiya.
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Now that you mention it, so did you.
**[21:43] ---**
Don't remind me...
**[21:44] ---**
I'm traumatized...
**[21:45] ---**
I can never get married now...
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You guys exaggerate.
**[21:49] ---**
Anyway, you're the hero, Natsu.
**[21:52] ---**
Yeah, well...
**[21:53] ---**
You don't have to be a hot guy,
as long as your heart is cool.
**[21:58] ---**
That sounded like a backhanded compliment.
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Well, guess I'll take a bath.
**[23:39] ---**
I'll use yours, Lucy.
**[23:41] ---**
At my house?! Why?!
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Come on, Happy!
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Aye...
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Hey! Natsu!
**[23:52] ---**
Men...
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Winning the Grand Magic Games
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restored Fairy Tail's good name.
**[24:01] ---**
The guild has been overwhelmed
with job requests,
**[24:03] ---**
and the days have been filled
with activities for our wizards.
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But then one day, a job request comes in,
asking specifically for Natsu and Gray.
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What is this request that shakes up
the guild, and who is it from?
**[24:18] ---**
Next time: The Morning of a New Adventure!
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The curtain rises on a new chapter!