# 136 - True Evil Revisited!
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My fake out worked!
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I ain't done yet!
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It wouldn't be interesting if you were!
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Is this really it?
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I think so.
**[02:08] ---**
Here's what "Key of the Starry Heavens" says:
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"The key rests peacefully,
surrounded by voices in prayer."
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Prayer? Then it must mean the chapel, right?
**[02:19] ---**
But is there a place in here
where it could be kept hidden?
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I'll get a bird's-eye view!
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And while Natsu was battling
it out in the crypt,
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Erza and her team
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were face-to-face with something
bizarre in the Magic Library.
**[02:39] ---**
What is this?
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I don't know...
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Ow!!
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Run!
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Who's gonna clean this up?
**[03:14] ---**
True Evil Revisited!
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The Jiggle Butt Gang!
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Goddess!
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I missed you!
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Was it you bastards?
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The ones that did something unspeakably
terrible to Wendy that last time?!
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Terrible?!
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Did you not put Wendy
in a horrendous outfit?!
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Outfit...?
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You mean this?!
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That's...
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She was happy to wear it!
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It looked good on her!
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It's ripped to shreds!
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To make Wendy wear that hideous costume...
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You people are fiends!
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That's right! Poor thing!
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Ever since that train robbery,
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Carla has been having nightmares about it!
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That's right... Every night, an army
of Wendys in black full body tights
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chases me around!
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That nightmare has come back to haunt me...
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Carla! Stay with me!
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A nightmare, eh?
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Lackeys, assemble!
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Yes, sir!
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Did you hear that?! We're "terrible"!
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Terrified of nightmares! That's the highest
compliment we could get, right, Boss?!
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And here on in, we're gonna keep scarin'
people and givin' em nightmares, right, Boss?!
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Wait, Lackey B. That one's a cat...
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Terrible? We're terrible?!
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That's right! We're the truly evil...
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...Jiggle Butt Gang!
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We already know your name.
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You're the ones who made that big mess,
so you better put all those books back!
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You heard her. Clean 'em up, you two!
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You knocked them down, Boss!
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Don't talk back!
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As your punishment, give me 36 push-ups!
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Wha...?!
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A half-assed number again...
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Just do it!
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1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10...
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What is this?
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Are they really comedians?
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We're not comedians!
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We use farts to steal by force!
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That was a really manly thing to say!
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Truly evil deeds!
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What about your push-ups?
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We finished 'em!
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What were you doing here?
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Everyone in the criminal underworld knows...
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Right now, Fairy Tail is searching
for an incredible treasure
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that will turn the world upside down!
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So if we can snatch it first,
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the Jiggle Butt Gang will become
the rulers of the world!
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No!
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Carla...
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Why are you wearing that?
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I thought this might happen,
so I came prepared.
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That's our goddess!
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It feels wonderful!
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I wanna follow you the rest of my life!
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Everyone, have you forgotten what I said?
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Give up being truly evil and study
for the sake of your own future!
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You're actually good people.
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You're only forcing yourselves
to act like you're evil!
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Please, find your true selves!
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Our true selves...?
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Please remember what it was
like when you were children.
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You'd race through the fields and get all
muddy, playing 'til the sun went down...
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And you'd laugh with your
friends, sharing your dreams...
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I'm sure you'll be able
to see your true selves.
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I wonder how serious she is...
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I have a feeling she's totally serious...
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Boss!
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What should we do?!
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That's pathetic, lackeys!
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What kind of truly evil criminals
would cry over this?!
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I think being truly evil is our true selves!
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But if you disagree, then tell us!
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What are the true selves
of the Jiggle Butt Gang?!
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What are you doing?
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I'm saying I'll play along with your idea.
**[07:29] ---**
But then you have to go
along with one of our rules!
**[07:33] ---**
Erza, don't!
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Fine.
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Are you... alright?
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What's that flower?
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I picked it while we were on our picnic.
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It smells good.
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One point to glam it up! Impressive!
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This isn't so uncomfortable.
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Yeah, right?!
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But let me ask you something.
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How proud are you of these black suits?
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Proud?
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That's right.
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If you call yourselves "truly evil",
I'm sure you have one or two things.
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Your own philosophy of evil. I'd like
you to tell me about the art of evil.
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U-Um, have you forgotten
why we're really here?
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No. I refuse to dance to the tune of morons
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calling themselves "truly evil".
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I'm going to beat the
warped nature out of you!
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Jiggle, jiggle!
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Now's our chance.
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I think this is Erza-san's strategy.
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She wants us to look for the part
while she distracts them, right?
**[08:50] ---**
I don't know about that.
Erza looks too serious.
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Erza's true intent aside,
what Wendy said makes sense.
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Take this.
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If we find the part, I'll
contact you through this.
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Okay!
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You're staying here?
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Well, I am their goddess, so...
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Do you actually *like* that outfit...?
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Never mind, let's go!
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Anyway, I keep thinking about Legion.
**[09:19] ---**
Oh yeah?
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They involved people who have nothing
to do with this by spreading the word...
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Is chaos what they're after?
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Maybe both chaos and confusion...
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But there's no point dwelling
on it. Right now, we have to...
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This is probably the place that Lucy guessed.
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"Time sleeps on a pillow
of ancient magic wisdom."
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That line is a clue.
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A pillow of wisdom?
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All of these books are on ancient magic.
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This ancient wisdom is from an age before
printing technology and had to be transcribed by hand.
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The knowledge and techniques
from that ancient age
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have only been preserved
at the Magic Library.
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And the clock part is somewhere in here?
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It must be hidden...
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Roar of the Fire Dragon!
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Crap! It's blinding!
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Iron Fist of the Fire Dragon!
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What are you laughin' for?!
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Your magic isn't so hot.
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I actually thought this since
the last time we clashed,
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but your attacking power isn't
as impressive as it looks.
**[10:53] ---**
What?!
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Samuel was telling us.
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He said time stopped for
you people for seven years.
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Which means your magic is at the
level it was seven years ago!
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So what?!
**[11:06] ---**
While you were frozen in time,
I was building myself up.
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And now, here I am!
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There's no way I'll lose to
a man from seven years ago!
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I don't know what the hell
it is you're proud of!
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But it's neither here nor there!
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I'm *always* at full power!
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Brilliant Blaze of the Fire Dragon!
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It's useless!
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Him...
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Natsu-nii!
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Natsu!
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Natsu!
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Lun-lun! I found you!
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Him again!
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And his nickname for her has changed again...
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Now, come to me!
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Shut up!
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You butt out!
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You didn't learn your lesson!
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You did it again!
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So, Lu-tan...
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Stay away from me!
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Take this!
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Don't you have the capacity to learn either?!
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Natsu!
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Na...tsu...
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You didn't do that on purpose, did you?
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You accuse me too, Michelle?
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We didn't know this black
costume had a secret like that!
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Will you cry for me, lackeys?
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Boss!
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Erza-san, what should we do?
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I don't know how to react to that story...
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I can't cry.
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So you spilled ink on a
T-shirt when you were a kid
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and were afraid your parents would be mad,
so you dyed the whole thing black with ink.
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How is that worthy of tears?!
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It's a heroic story!
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You're soft!
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That isn't evil!
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What?!
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In the first place, your subordinates fawn
on you *because* you do that kind of thing!
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If you're going to call yourself a leader,
you have to set an example for your followers!
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You're kind of getting off track again...
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And so, you! Give me 100 push-ups!
**[13:42] ---**
What?!
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If you're going to force your subordinates
to do push-ups, first show them how it's done!
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If your evil behavior is half-assed, your
push-ups are going to be half-assed, too!
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Give me 100 honest push-ups!
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What?!
**[13:58] ---**
Boss!
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Make her eat crow by
knockin' out 100 push-ups!
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Nobody says "eat crow" these days...
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Boss! Please!
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Those gazes full of hope make
my heart ache... I'll do it!
**[14:15] ---**
Fine. I'll do it.
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Watch me, lackeys! This is truly evil!
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He's so fast!
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The Boss never disappoints!
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Um... Maybe you should pace yourself...
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And so, things are messed up beyond
all recognition at the Magic Library.
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Meanwhile, the chaos is deepening here, too.
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Go ahead, fire. You'll just
end up destroying this place.
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Romeo, he's right! We mustn't use magic here!
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Dammit!
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Lu-pyon!
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Come, with God as our witness, let's
continue with our wedding ceremony!
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Enough already!
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Wait for me!
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Do it by yourself!
**[15:10] ---**
Michelle! Do something!
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Anyway, we need to get him out of here!
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He doesn't know yet that
the part might be in here.
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But how can we get him out?
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I've got a good idea!
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I thought of something, too.
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What? What is it?
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Tell me, too!
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Be a decoy!
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D-Decoy?
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Right now, the only thing that
can attract Dan's attention...
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...is you, cousin!
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That's great! Do it!
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How am I supposed to be a decoy?
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Wedding ceremony!
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Why?!
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The important thing is using his feelings!
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Fine!
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Dan!
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What is it, Lu-nyan?
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I want you... to come over here...
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Huh?
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She's not being stimulating enough?
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That alone is not gonna do it...
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It's love!
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Catch me if you can!
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I'll catch you, alright! Wait up!
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He fell for it!
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It's working perfectly!
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Natsu-nii! Now!
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Okay! Go, Happy!
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Aye, sir!
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Maybe it's power from seven years ago,
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but when we use it together as a team,
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we make out okay!
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Romeo!
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Gotcha!
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Iron Fist of the Fire Dragon!
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You did it, Natsu-nii!
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How was that?!
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He's finally quiet!
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What's this?!
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The wall is glowing...
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I-It's huge!
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This is...
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...the clock part!
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It was here the whole time?!
**[17:45] ---**
The impact just now must have
activated the hiding device thing!
**[17:48] ---**
That's awesome, Natsu-nii!
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Well, I knew it would do that...
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Yeah, right! But anyway, we finally got one!
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What's wrong, Happy?
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After all, this is the first time
using Lucy's sexual charms worked!
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You don't have to say it's the first time!
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I found them at last!
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Thirty... eigh...
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Boss, hang in there!
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Show us your spirit!
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M-My arms...
**[18:29] ---**
So you're just all talk, huh?
**[18:31] ---**
Are you okay?
**[18:33] ---**
I'm not givin' in...
**[18:35] ---**
The Jiggle Butt Gang's
pride and joy... is this!
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Lackeys!
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Gas-Butt... Triple... Ecstasy!
**[18:44] ---**
Erza-san, get out of the way!
**[18:59] ---**
W-What... is this?!
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I kind of remember this smell!
**[19:05] ---**
Cana! Are you okay?!
**[19:10] ---**
Cana... Huh?
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A secret passage...
**[19:18] ---**
Maybe it opened thanks to that smell...
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Though it's still lingering in my nostrils...
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This has to be it!
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The part of the clock...
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I guess we should be grateful for that stink.
**[19:39] ---**
Did you see our power?!
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What a... vulgar skill...
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Cana-san found the part!
**[19:51] ---**
The treasure?! In that case...
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Point Blank... Ecstasy!
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Erza-san!
**[20:17] ---**
How are we going to carry this out?
**[20:24] ---**
Eat this!
**[20:38] ---**
That's what you get! And the
butts get the last laugh!
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How are you going to make this up to me?
**[20:52] ---**
You dared befoul my memento?!
**[20:59] ---**
Divine punishment!
**[21:04] ---**
We'll be back!
**[21:11] ---**
They're gone...
**[21:13] ---**
I hope they don't come back again...
**[21:15] ---**
Erza, are you alright?
**[21:17] ---**
My head is still reeling.
**[21:19] ---**
By the way, how are we going to carry this?
**[21:24] ---**
What? We can just bring
it along with my things.
**[21:33] ---**
Hey, not yet?
**[21:35] ---**
Don't complain, just dig!
**[21:39] ---**
Jeez! Slave driver...
**[21:42] ---**
Well, we have no choice...
**[21:48] ---**
What's wrong?
**[21:51] ---**
Somebody's watching us.
**[21:53] ---**
What?!
**[21:54] ---**
Somebody... Who?!
**[22:10] ---**
You noticed?
**[22:12] ---**
A Legionnaire!
**[22:14] ---**
What do you want?!
**[22:15] ---**
It's obvious, isn't it?
**[22:17] ---**
We want the same thing.
**[23:55] ---**
Okay, Natsu, imagine you
and I are both hungry.
**[23:58] ---**
There are two fish in front
of us. What would you do?
**[24:01] ---**
Eat both of them.
**[24:03] ---**
Okay, what if there were four fish?
**[24:04] ---**
I'd eat all four.
**[24:05] ---**
I-I see...
**[24:06] ---**
Natsu, aren't you forgetting
that I'm hungry, too?
**[24:10] ---**
I'd save some for you too, Happy.
**[24:12] ---**
How would you split it?
**[24:13] ---**
Next time: Something Beyond Reckoning!
**[24:16] ---**
I would eat all the meat and
you would eat the bones.
**[24:19] ---**
See, that's splitting fifty-fifty!
**[24:21] ---**
You might be an idiot, but at least you care.