# 2 - Fire Dragon, Monkey, and Bull
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/G6DQDD3WR/fairy-tail)
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The Kingdom of Fiore...
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A neutral country of 17 million people.
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It is a world of magic.
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Magic is bought and sold there every day.
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It is an integral part of people's lives.
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And there are those who use magic as their occupation.
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Those people are referred to as wizards.
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The wizards belong to various guilds
and perform jobs on commission.
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There are a large number of guilds within the country.
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And in a certain city there lies a certain guild.
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A guild from which various legends were once born... Or
rather, will continue to be born long into the future...
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And its name is:
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Fairy Tail!
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Fairy, where are you going?
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I'll gather all the light, and shine down on your tomorrow!
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Oh, yeah! Can you hear this voice?
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Oh, yeah! It's hoarse from yelling.
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Oh, yeah! Until your heart can hear it...
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Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
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The moon and sun high-five.
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Are you sure you're not forgetting something?
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When you're not here to make me laugh,
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even what I'm looking for can't be found.
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Snowing, be honest with yourself and smile,
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because when two people lay close, time overlaps.
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Fairy, where are you going?
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I'll gather all the light, and shine down on your tomorrow!
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Don't say goodbye!
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Last time on Fairy Tail!
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You were looking for a dragon?
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I feel sick...
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I've been tricked!
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I won't forgive those who pretend to be from Fairy Tail!
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That's going overboard!
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Come join our guild!
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Sure!
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The Magic Council, Era.
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Those idiots from Fairy Tail are at it again!
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This time they've destroyed half a port!
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Now they've done it!
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I quite like those bunch of fools, personally.
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Indeed they are quite the fools, yes.
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But they've assembled many
wizards of talent and ability.
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I guess you take the good with the bad.
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Just leave them be.
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Without those fools, this world would be boring.
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Welcome to Fairy Tail!
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Fire Dragon, Monkey, and Bull!
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We're back!
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We're back!
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Yo!
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Welcome back!
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What's up!
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Hey!
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There you go makin' trouble again!
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You half destroyed Harge-
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Why?
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That info about the salamander was a lie, wasn't it?
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How would I know?
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I just told you some rumors that've been going around!
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What'd you say?!
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You wanna go?
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Now, now, Natsu...
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This isn't something to get-
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Wow...
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I've actually made it into Fairy Tail!
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So Natsu's back?
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This man is Gray Fullbuster.
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He is capable at his work, but has a small...
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...or rather, extreme habit of taking off his clothes.
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We're gonna finish what we started, Natsu!
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Gray... Your clothes.
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Oops!
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This woman is Cana Alberona,
the biggest drinker in all of Fairy Tail.
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This is why all the men here have no class.
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Let's do this!
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Put some clothes on and have at me!
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All this crying and whining before noon?
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What a bunch of babies!
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This man is Elfman.
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He'll solve any kind of job with only his fists.
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He's a hyper-muscled wizard.
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If you're a man, then talk with your fists!
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Oh, he's actually encouraging them...
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Outta our way!
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And he's already out for the count!
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My, how noisy it is.
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This man is Loke.
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He's high up on the list of "Most Eligible Wizards."
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I'm gonna mix it up, just for you all!
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Good luck!
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Okay, this guy just went off my list.
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But man, what's with this place?
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Is there not a single serious wizard in the joint?
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Oh, it's a newcomer!
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Mirajane!
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In the flesh!
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This woman is Mirajane.
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A wizard that does photo spreads
in the Weekly Sorcerer.
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She currently is an employee at Fairy Tail.
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Um, are you sure it's okay not to stop them?
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They're always like this.
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It's better to leave them alone.
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And anyway...
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Isn't it fun?
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Mirajane-san!
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My underwear!
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Miss, would you be so kind as to lend me your under-
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As if!
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These indelicate oafs causing you trouble?
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Men talk with their fists!
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You're in the way!
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Aye!
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Everyone's being so loud! I can't relax and drink.
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I've had enough out of all of you!
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Now you've done it!
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What troublemakers you are.
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Bring it on!
***SIGN*** Shield
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They're gonna fight with magic?
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Aye!
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Aye, nothing!
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Stop this, you fools!
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A giant!
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Oh, you were here, Master?
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Yes.
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Master?!
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Everyone's scared stiff!
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Victory is mi-
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A new recruit, are we?
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Y-Yes!
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Glad to have you on board!
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Now he's tiny!
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And wait, if you're the master...
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That's right, this is Fairy Tail's
Guild Master, Makarov-san.
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You've gone and done it again, rascals!
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Look at all this paperwork the council sent me!
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They're all complaints!
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The council.
***SIGN*** The Place from Before
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The organization that manages
all the different Wizard's Guilds.
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All you fools do is make the council angry at me!
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However...
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Screw the council!
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Listen up!
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Magic is an unreasonable power,
but it is born from reason!
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It is not some miraculous ability.
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It is the combination of the spirit that flows withing us
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with the spirit that flows within nature
itself, incarnated into physical form!
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It takes a strong mind and focus!
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In fact, magic is the pouring out of ones entire soul!
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One cannot progress in the way of magic by being
mindful of the watchful eye from above!
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Be not afraid of those fools on the council!
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And follow the path you believe in!
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That's what it means to be a Fairy Tail wizard!
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And then...
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And with this, you're now a member of Fairy Tail.
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Natsu, take a look!
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I got Fairy Tail's mark!
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You did? That's nice, Luigi.
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It's Lucy!
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This is the request board.
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The wizards can choose whatever jobs they
like from the requests posted here.
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Let's do one with a big reward!
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Ooh, 160,000 jewel for subduing some thieves!
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Then, it's decided!
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Hasn't my dad come back yet?
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You're getting annoying, Romeo.
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If you're the son of a wizard, then believe
in him and wait patiently at home!
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But he said he'd be back in three days,
and he hasn't come home for a week!
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That was a job at Mt. Hakobe, if I recall.
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It's not that far away! Go out and look for him!
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Your old man is a wizard!
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And there ain't a wizard in this guild
who can't take care of himself!
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Go home and drink some milk or something!
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Jerk!
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Damn it!
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Must be hard on him.
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His words were harsh,
but the master is actually worried.
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Hey, Natsu, don't break the board!
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Master, you sure about this?
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He's going to save Macao, you know.
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This is why he's still such a kid.
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All this is gonna do is hurt Macao's pride.
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No one can decide what someone
else should do with their life.
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Leave him be!
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What's he doing?
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Natsu is just like Romeo-kun, see.
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The same thing happened with Natsu.
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All the wizards at Fairy Tail carry something with them.
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A scar, or pain... or suffering...
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Why are you here?
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Why not?
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Anyway, you really can't handle transportation, can you?
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There's so much to pity you for...
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What's that supposed to mean?
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Oh, nothing.
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Natsu's father left and never came back.
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Well, it's not his real father,
but the parent who raised him.
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Not to mention a dragon.
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A dragon?
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Natsu was raised by a dragon?
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He was found by that dragon
in the forest when he was little...
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And it taught him how to read and
educated him, and taught him magic.
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But...
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But, one day, it vanished, and Natsu couldn't find it.
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I see, so that's Igneel.
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Natsu is looking forward to
meeting Igneel again someday.
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It's kind of cute of him, don't you think?
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We've arrived?
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We stopped!
***SIGN*** Revival!
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Sorry, but we can't go any further.
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Wait...
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What the heck?
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It's freezing!
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Okay, I know it's a mountain and all, but it's summer!
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There's something not right about this blizzard!
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That's what you get for wearing such thin clothes!
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I don't see you wearing a parka, either!
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Lend me your muffler!
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Man, she's annoying.
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Aye!
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That's it!
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Gate of the Clock, I open thee!
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Horologium!
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Ooh, a clock!
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Cool!
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I can't hear you.
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She says "I'll be in here."
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Why did you come with me?
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She says "What job did
Macao-san come here to do?"
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You didn't know and tagged along?
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He was subduing a vicious monster, a Vulcan!
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She says "I want to go home."
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And I say "Go right ahead."
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Aye.
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Macao, you here?
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Macao!
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It's a Vulcan!
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Hey, you!
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A human woman!
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So it can talk?
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"Who cares? Now, rescue me!" she says...
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Near the peak of Mt. Hakobe.
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"Why'd this have to happen to me?"
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"And what's with this monkey... He's way too hyper!"
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...she says...
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A woman!
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Hey, Horologium! Don't disappear on me!
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It is time. Fare thee well!
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I want an extension! An extension!
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Monkey!
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Where is Macao?!
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Lame...
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Is he incapable of making a normal entrance?
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Hey, monkey! Where's Macao?
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You can understand me, right?
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I'm asking about Macao, a human man.
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Man?
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That's right! Where are you hiding him?!
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He's already decided the monkey's hiding him?
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Oh, I think it's getting through to him.
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Where?
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Monkey!
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Natsu!
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I don't need men! I like women!
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Oh, no...
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He's not dead, is he?
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Natsu...
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Woman, woman, woman, woman!
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Okay you pervy monkey, get a load of this!
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Gate of the Golden Bull, I open thee!
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Taurus!
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A cow?
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Taurus is the most powerful of all the
Celestial spirits I have contracts with!
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Lucy-san, your body always does *you* good...
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Could you be any moo-re lovely?
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Oh yeah, he's a perv, too...
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How dare you take my woman!
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*Your* woman?
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I will have no moo-re of that!
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Taurus!
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Rampage!
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He's fast!
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Natsu!
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I was pretty useless, wasn't I?
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Weak!
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Hey, aren't there more monsters now?
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He's an ally, you dolt!
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A Celestial spirit!
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The monkey?
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No, the bull!
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And wait... How were you saved?
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It's all thanks to Happy.
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Aye!
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You can't handle transportation, but
I guess Happy is no problem, huh?
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What are you talking about?
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Happy isn't transportation.
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Happy is my partner. You're mean!
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R-Right... I'm sorry.
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That's my woman!
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Listen up!
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Everyone in Fairy Tail are my friends and allies!
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The old man and Mira, and even those
annoying jerks Gray and Elfman...
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Happy and Lucy and everyone are all my friends...
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And that's why I'm gonna bring Macao back home!
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That won't work against fire!
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Uh, oh.
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That's Taurus' ax!
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Lucy-wucy...
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Natsu!
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Taurus, go back!
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If you do then the ax will disappear too!
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He's melting the ax... with his body heat?
***SIGN*** And he's eating it, too...
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Aye!
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Now that I've eaten, I'm all revved up.
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Let's go!
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Iron Fist of the Fire Dragon!
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We did it!
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Weren't you going to ask that
monkey where Macao-san is?
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Oh yeah, I forgot.
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He's completely knocked out.
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What?
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Macao!
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Wait, that's him? Wasn't he a pervy
monkey just a second ago?
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The Vulcan must have done a Take Over.
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Take Over?
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It's magic to occupy someone's body.
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Vulcans are monsters that live by stealing
human bodies and taking them over.
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It looks like he put up a serious fight
before he was taken over.
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Macao!
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Don't you die on me!
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Romeo's waitin' for you!
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Open your eyes!
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Natsu...
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Macao!
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I'm pitiful...
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I defeated 19 of them...
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But I got taken over by the 20th one.
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I can't believe myself, man...
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Damn it... I can't show my face to Romeo like this...
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That's not true!
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You did great defeating that many!
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No way... There's more than one of those monkeys?
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And he was doing a job like that by himself?
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Let's get you home. Romeo's waiting for you.
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Just amazing...
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I really can't match up to them.
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What are you grinning about, Lucy?
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You're scaring me.
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I'll pull out your whiskers, cat!
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Fairy Tail wizard's ain't nothin'!
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They're just a bunch of cowards
who spend all their time drinking!
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We all want to become knights when we grow up!
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Wizards are all a bunch of drunks!
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Dad, go do a job!
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I can't stand this anymore!
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Okay!
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Romeo!
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Dad!
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Dad, I'm sorry!
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I'm sorry I made you worry.
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It's okay... I'm the son of a wizard, after all.
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The next time those bullies try and
pick on you, tell them this:
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"Can your old man defeat 19 monsters, huh?!"
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Natsu!
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Happy!
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Thank you!
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Sure thing!
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Aye!
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And thank you too, Lucy!
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July 4th. Sunny, then a blizzard, then sunny once again.
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Fairy Tail might be one crazy messed up guild...
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But it's fun, and warm hearted, and kind...
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I might just be starting out as a wizard,
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but I love this guild!
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Take me away to someplace!
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Let's ride on a tin horse, just the two of us.
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(Go!Go! Let's go! Romance)
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It's sad that my beloved doll can't talk to me...
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
(Go!Go! Let's go! Romance)
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Every time I think of you tears start to flow...
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I'm a crybaby, aren't I?
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In the moon (the moon) at night (at night)
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I'm always (I'm always)
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searching for the rabbit!
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I'm at a loss for words (Hey! Hey! Hey!)
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so much it's like I'm under a spell.
**[23:09] [SONG] ---**
This love is a monologue
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from which I'll never awaken.
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I'm at a loss for words (Hey! Hey! Hey!)
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since I've completely fallen in love.
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I wonder what spell I could chant,
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to get through to you?
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The perfect thing to say.
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Spouting this and that,
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I just love you like crazy!
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One day I want to be able to tell you
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"I've arrived."
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My words of thanks.
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There's nothing more to say!
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Finally, my first gig!
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I'm so nervous!
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Can I handle it right?
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You'll do fine, Lucy.
**[24:03] ---**
Mira-san!
**[24:04] ---**
I heard all about your adventures the other day.
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They say you defeated some guerrilla mercenaries.
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That was Natsu,
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you've got it all wrong...
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Next time: Infiltrate the Everlue Mansion!
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So, what kind of job did you take, Lucy?
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A maid...
**[24:22] ---**
Huh?
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