# 126 - The Truly Evil Jiggle Butt Gang!
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I can't take any more... I'm at my limit...
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Let me off...
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You just need to suck it up for another
two hours! Hang in there, Natsu!
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What a pathetic man!
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You people...
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Wendy, lay another Troia on the poor guy!
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At this rate, Natsu will melt into
nothingness before we reach our destination!
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All right, then...
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Troia!
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Huh? It's not working!
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The Truly Evil Jiggle Butt Gang!
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I'm gonna die! Do something!
**[02:35] ---**
Huh? That's strange!
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I'll try it once more!
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It's not really making a difference...
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Troia! Troia! Troia!
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It's not having any effect!
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Why not?!
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Usually, he feels better right away...
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A power shortage?
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It can only be one thing...
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With the spell cast on him every time
he got on some form of transportation...
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...Natsu has built up a Troia resistance!
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A-A Troia resistance?!
**[03:14] ---**
I don't believe it! Is that even possible?!
**[03:17] ---**
It certainly is possible.
**[03:19] ---**
He's slow on the uptake, though, which
is why it worked as long as it did.
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There's nothing we can do about it, Natsu.
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You'll just have to rely on will power alone
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to get you through the next two hours.
**[03:29] ---**
My goodness...
**[03:30] ---**
You people...
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Easy for you to say...
**[03:36] ---**
This time, Natsu and the others have
accepted a job from a wealthy person,
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their mission to safely escort
a great deal of gold by freight
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to their client's connection.
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The trip takes six hours from Magnolia,
heading due west across the continent.
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Thus far, four hours have
passed without incident,
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but Natsu and the rest had no way of knowing
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that a terrible evil was silently
creeping towards them...
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Alright! You two better get fired up!
**[04:24] ---**
Yes, sir!
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For we're the notorious robbers...
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The Jiggle Butt Gang!
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Sound off, Lackey A!
**[04:34] ---**
Yes, sir!
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Lackey B!
**[04:36] ---**
Yes, sir!
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Right now, we're about to embark on
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Operation: Steal the Gold Cargo from
the Freight Train and Good Riddance!
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Alright!
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Sneak!
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Sneak!
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Sneak!
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Sneak-sneak-sneak-sneak-sneak...
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Sneak!
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Okay. That's the freight car!
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Just one more step to the treasure.
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Our plan is flawless...
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W-W-W-Who the hell is he?!
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What's he doing in there?!
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What do we do?!
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Revise the plan?!
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Don't panic. True evil
doesn't revise its plans!
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At a time like this, true evil gets crafty!
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Listen, you two! While I distract that
guy, you scout out the freight car!
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Roger!
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Are you okay?! Pull yourself together!
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Skulk-butt...
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Slink-butt...
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What's wrong, laddy, you
got motion sickness?!
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Sneak-butt...
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Yeah, well... I don't know who you
are, but I feel a little better now.
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Worrying about a complete
stranger, old man...
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That makes you a good guy in my book...
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A good guy?!
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Compared to the jerks in
there, who accepted this job
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even though they knew I'd
get motion sickness...
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Job? What kind of job is that?
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We're escorting this freight.
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Oh... So your comrades are bodyguards, eh?
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We can sneak a peek through here.
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Quietly, quietly...
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Open-butt...
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Don't worry about it, Wendy!
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It's no use. When something
like this happens,
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it takes a long time for
her to snap out of it.
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And Natsu knew he'd get sick on this job,
**[06:25] ---**
so maybe he shouldn't have
signed on from the start.
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You're right, but he seemed to
have nothing else going on...
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Still, for magic not to work at
a time when it's really needed,
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that makes me a failure as a wizard.
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That's taking it too far!
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Wizard?!
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I know how you feel, laddy.
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It's tough when things don't work
out smoothly with your colleagues...
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Even more so when you're the leader!
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You understand my viewpoint, old man?!
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Hey, you gonna be okay?!
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Boss!
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W-What?! You scared the crap out of me!
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There are people inside!
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I know. They're guarding the cargo.
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It turns out they're wizards!
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They've all got this mark!
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Then they're in a guild, eh?
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That's a bit of a nuisance.
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I'm all out of stuff to throw up!
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Huh? There are more of you?
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These are my buddies!
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They're nice guys too, so
they came to look after you!
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When someone's in need, it's not in
their nature to look the other way.
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You're all good guys!
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Don't throw in the towel, laddy! Us
good guys are behind you all the way!
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Natsu? Come on in.
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I wonder if he feels better...
**[07:50] ---**
He's dense, so maybe it just took
time for the magic to take effect.
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Natsu-san, what's wrong?!
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Hello, there!
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Pardon us!
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Um... M-May I ask who you are?
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Please excuse us...
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Hey! Only authorized people
are allowed in here...
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The thing is, we found this young
man lying unconscious out there...
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Unconscious?!
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Oh, dear! This is more
serious than I thought!
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Oh, for crying out loud...
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Natsu-san...
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Natsu! Wake up!
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What the...?!
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Don't move! Unless you don't
care what happens to this girl?!
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Oh, Boss, you're so cool!
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Now that's true evil!
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True evil?! Don't tell me you
guys are after this freight...
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Bingo! And we ain't afraid of any wizards!
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We're the truly evil...
**[08:51] ---**
...notorious robbers, the Jiggle Butt Gang!
***SIGN*** Jiggle...
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What the heck is that...?
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Lame...
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And Natsu's totally out of it...
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Everyone, shut up!
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Build up power, you bastards!
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Alright!
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Hey, you three... what are you doing?!
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This is even lamer...
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I think I'm gonna throw up...
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Listen up! The Jiggle Butt Gang
has commandeered this cargo!
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And I think we'll have all
of you jump out of the train!
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Don't talk stupid! Like any of us would
obey an order from villains like you!
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Are you in any position to talk like that?!
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Lucy-san...
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It'll be okay, Wendy!
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I swear we'll save you!
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Your appearance isn't the
only thing that's dirty!
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Time to make your choice! You
gonna jump off the train or not?!
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Well?!
**[09:46] ---**
Well?!
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Well, well, well!
**[09:48] ---**
Well!
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We're all charged up! Let's
go, Secret Jiggle Butt Art!
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Gas-Butt...
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Triple...
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Ecstasy!
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Stinks!
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Everyone!
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My nose is wrinkling! The stink
is permeating my clothes!
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My skin is getting chapped!
Oh, and I'm *falling*!
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This is how we die?!
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You'd let yourself die like this?!
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Thanks, you two!
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No good! I can't focus my strength
with that odor lingering in my nose!
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Same here...
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Give me a break... We're falling!!
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Huh? Where is everyone?
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Plue! Then you're safe!
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Natsu-san! Please wake up!
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Hello... Hello...?
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Huh? What is this thing?
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Plue is a Celestial Spirit.
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Plue...
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He's strangely cute...
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It sends a shock to the raging
heart of this evil robber...
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Um...
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Lackey A, Lackey B, get up!
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It stinks...
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Look! Look! This is a Celestial Spirit!
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Have you ever seen such a thing?!
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Celestial Spirit?!
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Cute...
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So soothing...
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Charming...
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E-Excuse me...
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Whoa! Our truly evil plans
are getting off track!
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You need to get fired up again! 23 push-ups!
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We have to do it?!
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That's kind of a half-assed number!
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Enough, just do it!
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1-2-3-4...
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I'm sure everyone's okay.
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Now it's up to me to protect the gold!
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What do you intend to do next?
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That goes without saying.
We're just here for the gold.
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Unless you can protect it all
on your own, little lady?
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Plue is here, too!
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You're still useful to us as hostages!
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And if you try meddling with our plans,
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what do you think's gonna happen to him?
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Boss...
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We're done with the push-ups...
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This ain't no time to relax!
Lackey B, get to work!
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Yes, sir!
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An explosive?!
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Alright!
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Success!
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Oh, no! The cargo!
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Now the gold belongs to the Jiggle Butt Gang!
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So long!
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Prepare propulsive force!
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Wave two of Gas-Butt Triple Ecstasy!
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Fire!
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Hey, up there...
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We're going after them, you two!
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Well, the inside of my
nose is clean now, so...
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Did you see that, guild?!
Did you see that, wizards?!
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Nothing is impossible for
the Jiggle Butt Gang!
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But the train will soon stop, won't it?
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Are you going to fire off a
round of gas every time it does?
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On top of that, it doesn't look like
you brought along any equipment,
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so how are you going to
carry the freight away?
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There's no way you neglected
to think about that, right?
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We've stopped!
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What are we gonna do, Boss?!
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Did you really think I
hadn't planned for this?!
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With our muscles, there isn't
anything we can't... do...
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So then...
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We're gonna rely on my leg muscles!
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Boss!
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Ow!!
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Are you all right?!
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Do I look all right?!
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In that case...
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Miss...
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Healing Magic is my specialty.
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I just hope it relieves at
least a little of your pain...
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Boss, how do you feel?
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Oh... All of a sudden, the pain disappearing!
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This girl is no ordinary girl, huh?
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Thanks, little lady. That's much better.
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Thank goodness...
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But y'know, if you've got that kinda
power, you oughta use it on him, too.
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I would if I could.
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I do have a spell for motion sickness,
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but I used it so much on him that
it's stopped working altogether...
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I've got to become a higher-level wizard...
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You've got it rough, huh, Miss?
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No, I don't, really.
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Everyone in Fairy Tail is really nice.
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I'm happy that I joined the guild.
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She's bravely holding back her tears!
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You know, I don't really see
you as being all that bad.
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Hold it right there! You helped me and all,
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but there's no worse insult than
saying those words to the truly evil!
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Listen, when you're truly evil...
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Isn't it more important for you to
figure out how to carry the cargo away?
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The girl has a good point.
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How are we gonna carry the gold?
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Lackeys, assemble!
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Yes, sir!
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Recently, my butt's starting to sag...
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I have to be sharp here...
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What would Natsu-san and Lucy-san
do at a time like this?
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That's it!
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Excuse me, everyone!
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What?!
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You scared me!
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If you really want gold that badly,
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I'll negotiate on your behalf with our client
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to try to get him to share
a little bit with you.
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You would do that?!
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In exchange, I want you to make a promise.
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That you'll never do something
bad like this again...
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That's kind of a tall order...
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Fine, then give up on the gold.
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Don't be like that!
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If you make me that promise, I'll
get this freight car moving.
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You're able to do that?!
**[16:37] ---**
Yes! Seeing your gas propulsion
method gave me an idea.
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You're gonna do Gas-Butt Ecstasy?!
**[16:47] ---**
No!
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Alright, we'll go along
with your idea, young lady.
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Lackeys, assemble!
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Listen, we'll just pretend
to cooperate with her.
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The truly evil can't be satisfied
with just a smidgen of gold!
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We'll put her at ease and then,
as soon as we have our chance,
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we'll take it all!
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You're a genius, Boss!
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The truly evil don't think
like the common herd, huh?
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Okay, young lady, would
you get this train going?
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How's she gonna do it without using Gas-Butt?
**[17:21] ---**
You got me... But little as she is,
she's a wizard with a guild mark.
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She can probably let loose
with powerful magic...
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Show us what you've got.
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Okay, here I go!
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Roar of the Sky Dragon!
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Incredible!
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What is this?!
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That magic...
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It's Wendy's!
**[17:49] ---**
Happy, hurry!
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Aye, sir!
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How's this? I think we'll be able to
make up for lost time in one shot.
**[17:57] ---**
Miss, do you happen to be...
one of them Dragon Slayers?
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Yes, actually...
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Please let us call you "Lady Boss"!
**[18:06] ---**
It's the first time we've ever
met someone with this much power!
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Please join the Jiggle Butt Gang...
No, let us call you our goddess!
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And then...
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...I'd like you to wear the
Jiggle Butt Gang uniform!
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After that, we'll follow you anywhere!
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I'm the one who should say, "Ehhhhh!"
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Lackeys, assemble!
**[18:27] ---**
Are you serious about
making her our goddess?!
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I'm as serious as serious can get... As if!
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Look, with the powerful magic she can wield,
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the best thing for us to
do is get her on our side!
**[18:38] ---**
We'll use this golden opportunity
to gain a strong ally!
**[18:41] ---**
You're a genius, Boss!
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What should I do?
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I guess I have no choice but pretend
to be on their side for now...
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I have to do my best here!
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I'm the only one who can protect the gold!
**[18:55] ---**
In other words, our plan is gonna be to...
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Excuse me...
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C-Cute...
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Wonderful! This is my finest moment
of being with the Jiggle Butt Gang!
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Then you've agreed to become our goddess?!
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Yes...
**[19:10] ---**
In that case, we start with this pose!
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We're the notorious robbers...
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The Jiggle Butt Gang!
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The train's stopped!
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Goddess! If you would...
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Certainly!
**[19:23] ---**
Roar of the...
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Hold it!
**[19:26] ---**
What?!
**[19:29] ---**
Natsu-san is in there!
**[19:31] ---**
Okay...
**[19:33] ---**
What kind of cosplay is that?
**[19:35] ---**
Wendy... What's the story with that outfit?
**[19:37] ---**
Oh, this is, uh...
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Natsu! Wake up!
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Are you up? Are you alright now?
**[19:47] ---**
Has the train stopped?
**[19:49] ---**
I think Wendy's in trouble!
**[19:51] ---**
What?!
**[19:53] ---**
You fiends! What have you done to Wendy?!
**[19:56] ---**
And if it's bad, I'll bite
through your windpipes!
**[20:00] ---**
Please help us, goddess!
**[20:02] ---**
There's no resisting this.
**[20:06] ---**
Lackeys, assemble!
**[20:09] ---**
She's consorting with them...
**[20:10] ---**
Why are they listening to Wendy?
**[20:13] ---**
And what do they mean by "goddess"?
**[20:15] ---**
Give up on being truly evil
and turn over a new leaf.
**[20:19] ---**
Why don't you study to become wizards?
**[20:22] ---**
Fairy Tail offers a correspondence course.
**[20:25] ---**
How about sending away for the materials?
**[20:28] ---**
Goddess... You're thinking
about our welfare that much?
**[20:31] ---**
Now that you mention it,
we never thought about...
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...our future before!
**[20:36] ---**
Lady Boss! You really are the best!
**[20:39] ---**
What happened...?
**[20:41] ---**
She ends up soothing even the
worst of evil criminals...
**[20:44] ---**
It's Wendy's style to go that far.
**[20:47] ---**
Her style?
**[20:50] ---**
Hey, you three!
**[20:51] ---**
Natsu!
**[20:52] ---**
I told him everything!
**[20:54] ---**
Wendy, the bad guys are
threatening you, right?
**[20:57] ---**
That's not what's going on, Happy!
**[20:59] ---**
You acted all nice to me...
because you're thieves, yeah?
**[21:04] ---**
You dared deceive me!
**[21:07] ---**
Fire!
**[21:09] ---**
Iron Fist...
**[21:11] ---**
Natsu-san, wait! I'm in the
middle of convincing them!
**[21:14] ---**
...of the Fire Dragon!
**[21:19] ---**
Look at them fly...
**[21:21] ---**
I don't think they're really that bad...
**[21:31] ---**
Why did you make me wait so long?!
**[21:33] ---**
Our apologies! We had a little
trouble along the way...
**[21:37] ---**
I can't do this anymore...
**[21:38] ---**
After that, you got sick all over again, huh?
**[21:41] ---**
Anyway, you'll be paid
*half* the agreed-upon fee!
**[21:44] ---**
That's pretty harsh...
**[21:45] ---**
Wendy! Now's the time to work your magic!
**[21:48] ---**
Go and sooth this guy's heart!
**[21:51] ---**
I'll never forgive that Gas-Butt Brigade!
**[21:57] ---**
The Jiggle Butt Gang never gives up!
**[22:00] ---**
We're gonna keep going full speed
ahead 'til we master true evil!
**[22:03] ---**
Oh! That was so inspiring!
**[22:06] ---**
I'll follow you anywhere!
**[22:08] ---**
Let's go! Gas-Butt Triple Ecstasy!
**[22:14] ---**
Alright! Second star to the right,
and straight on to true evil!
**[22:18] ---**
Straight on!
**[22:20] ---**
We'll be back!!
**[23:57] ---**
It's Evil Lord Happy!
**[23:58] ---**
Take this! Roar of the Fire Dragon!
**[24:01] ---**
What's wrong, Salamander?! I'm over here!
**[24:04] ---**
Damn! It's against the
rules to turn invisible!
**[24:07] ---**
Face me fair and square!
**[24:09] ---**
You're looking the wrong way!
**[24:14] ---**
Next time: The Terror of Invisible Lucy!
**[24:17] ---**
I don't think that would work for you, Happy.
**[24:19] ---**
Once in a while, I wanna
be in the spotlight, too!
**[24:21] ---**
That's a really sad reason...