# 36 - Heaven's Game
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/G6DQDD3WR/fairy-tail)
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Hey, all you viewers out there!
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When you're watchin' Fairy Tail, make
sure to keep the room nice and bright,
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and sit back from the screen, 'kay?
**[00:13] ---**
I bet I'll scare the pants
off Happy with this!
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Even Erza might be surprised!
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Wait...
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I bet Lucy's reaction would
be the best of the bunch!
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This is the end for you. Get it, Boy?
**[00:47] [SONG] ---**
Yo Ho! Steer that rudder! Hard to port!
**[00:52] [SONG] ---**
Yo Ho! Our high-flyin' lives are every which way!
**[01:00] [SONG] ---**
When the sun goes down, there's a bon voyage bash.
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It ain't sad at all.
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As long as we're alive, we'll meet again somewhere!
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Blast straight through a headwind, set off!
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Stay strong until the tears dry up! A man gotta be tough.
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Friends, friends, laugh one day!
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As proof of our strong, strong bonds!
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Now, grab that map to the shining future!
**[02:02] ---**
Damn it! My transmissions to Wally
and Millianna are being intercepted!
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Now I don't have any idea where they are!
**[02:09] ---**
Transmissions?
**[02:10] ---**
Telepathic Communication Magic, yes?
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Are you okay, Sho?
**[02:19] ---**
Yeah.
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Since you're here for me...
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Heaven's Game!
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Hey, can we really trust him?
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I accept that he wasn't
trying to kill us, but...
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I have no intention of making excuses.
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You heard me then?
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Any wizard that'd die from something
like that would be no match for Jellal.
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And I was confident that Natsu wouldn't die.
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Uh, what about me, then?
**[03:01] ---**
You people haven't realized
Natsu's true power.
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When Natsu obtains the
true power of the dragon,
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he will destroy all evil before him!
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I can't wipe around my mouth!
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Eww!
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Maybe I really should take this off...
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Wait, it won't come off!
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Goodbye, Boy...
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What?
**[03:23] ---**
Don't!
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Millianna?
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It's the blockhead!
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What are you doing?
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No bullying kitty-cats!
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That's not a cat! Just look at him!
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Why, you...
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Out of the way, Millia!
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He's an enemy, get it?
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Take this!
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Cat Barrier!
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The kitty-cat!
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I told you, it's not a cat! It's an enemy!
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An enemy? Even though it's a kitty-cat?
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There's a person inside!
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Cat Fire!
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Not bad. I can see why Jellal
said to watch out for you, Boy.
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Millia, back me up!
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Pretending to be a kitty cat when you're
a person? That's totally un-spiffy!
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You're one to talk!
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Cat-ch you tubes!
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Excellent work, Millianna.
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Wally, get that impostor cat!
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Just watch, Millia!
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Cat Fire!
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Huh?
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What the...
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I can't use magic all of a sudden!
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Is it this thing's fault?
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I hate impostor cats!
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That's as far as you go, Salamander.
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Die!
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This ain't good!
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Oops. I almost forgot to
say my dandy catch phrase.
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From the moment you met me...
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...your fate was sealed...
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Happy!
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Natsu, I'm so glad you're safe!
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And wait, what's with the helmet?
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Whatever, just help me get free!
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Aye!
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Why that... How dare you
interrupt my catch phrase!
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Don't!
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Don't bully kitty-cats!
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Cats can't fly!
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I'll let the talking slide, but the flying?
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Happy, now's our chance!
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Aye, sir!
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Not on your life!
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I said don't!
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Let me go!
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Hurry up, Happy!
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This thing's not coming off so easy!
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Damn it... I'm gonna have to do that!
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Secret Move!
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Cat in Distress.
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Whoa, it worked!
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What are you doing, Millianna?
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But the kitty-cat was...
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No buts!
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All righty then!
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Go forth, Natsu!
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Wing Slash of the Fire Dragon!
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My revenge on the blockhead is complete!
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How long do you plan on wearing that?
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I can't get it off...
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Sho and Simon have turned against me.
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Wally and Millianna have
fallen to Salamander.
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This is how it should be. There is nothing
more boring than a one-sided game.
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Lord Jellal, let us hurry and
capture Erza to begin the ceremony.
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This is no longer the time
to be playing around.
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Then why don't you go, Vidaldus?
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Are you sure?
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It's our turn next, yes?
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The Assassin's Guild, Death's Head Caucus.
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Vidaldus Taka.
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Go to hell!
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Hell! I'll show you the lowest
pits of the ultimate hell!
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Fukuro.
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And their commander, Ikaruga.
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Love and life are fated
to be broken asunder, yes?
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This eve shall be a festival.
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We are from the Death's Head
Caucus of the Assassin's Guild.
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The Special Guerrilla Squad:
Trinity Raven, have arrived.
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It's your turn now.
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Go.
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H-Happy!
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What?
**[08:45] ---**
P-Pull harder!
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I'm pulling as hard as I can!
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You're gonna tear my head off!
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It came off!
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Now it's the blockhead who's trapped!
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I wonder what's with that mask's head-hole?
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Our showdown isn't over yet, Salamander!
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I've already paid you back.
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And since Erza and Happy are safe, I
don't have any reason to keep fighting.
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Yeah!
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We're going to heaven!
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The true freedom that Jellal talks about...
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The world where we can rule...
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Welcome, everyone, to the Tower of Heaven.
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Jellal!
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I am Jellal.
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The ruler of this tower.
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Both of our pieces are in place.
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What?
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It's Jellal. He can be
heard throughout the tower.
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Isn't it about time to get things started?
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Heaven's Game!
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A game?!
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Jellal!
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The rules are simple.
**[10:04] ---**
I wish to use Erza as the living sacrifice
to hold the ceremony to resurrect Zeref.
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Jellal...
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In other words, if the door to
heaven opens, victory is mine.
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If you can prevent me from doing that,
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then you win.
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However that alone would not be any fun.
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So I have assembled three warriors.
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Three warriors?
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Who?
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If you cannot overcome them,
then you will not reach me.
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In other words it is a 3 vs. 8 battle royal.
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Oh, and one final thing.
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It is possible that the Magic Council will
attack this place from the Satellite Square.
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With the ultimate magic that returns
everything to nothingness, Etherion!
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That wasn't in the deal, Jellal!
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You bastard! We get hit with that,
and we're all going to hell!
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Vidaldus, my dear...
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Might you be turning tail?
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No, the total opposite!
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Reverse!
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This is the ultimate high!
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I've been waiting for a
dangerous job like this!
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No one knows how long we have left.
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But when Etherion is fired,
everything will be wiped out.
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The game will be over, with no players left.
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What is he thinking?
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Etherion?
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The Council is doing what?
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I don't believe it.
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Erza!
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Sho, what are you doing?
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Now...
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Let's have fun.
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I won't let anyone harm Sister!
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Hey, Sho!
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I will defeat Jellal myself!
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Stop this! It's impossible alone!
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All right! I'm all fired up!
**[12:02] ---**
I suppose this Jellal guy
is at the top, right?
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What are you doing, Jellal?
**[12:09] ---**
Etherion? If that's fired,
then everyone will...
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All we ever wanted was true freedom...
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I don't know what kinda
freedom you're searchin' for,
**[12:23] ---**
but the freedom we have in
Fairy Tail is pretty awesome.
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Happy!
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There are ways to cheat at games, right?
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Aye!
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Let's head to the very top right away!
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Aye, sir!
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Salamander...
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That's a nice... scarf... you've got...
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Something's coming.
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What the heck was that?
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Salamander!
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Huh? Who are you?
**[13:24] ---**
Natsu, he's one of the blockhead's buddies!
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Which means you're one of Jellal's lackeys?
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No! I'm on your side!
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I was always just pretending
to be fooled by Jellal.
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In order to stop him.
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I don't believe you!
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Wait.
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That's true?
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Yes.
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Who is this Jellal guy?
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Why'd he set up this idiotic game?
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He's the younger twin brother of a
member of the Magic Council, Siegrain.
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He must have realized ahead of time
that the council would use Etherion.
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What, it's some fight between brothers?
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I wonder about that...
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Even I don't have any idea
what happened between them.
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That's...
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I will not permit you to break the rules!
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I will pass judgment upon
you in the name of justice!
**[14:24] ---**
The Warrior of Justice, Fukuro, is here!
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It's a bird!
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That bird's blabbing about justice?
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Oh, no... Dark Moment!
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I can't see!
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I knew it, he's the enemy!
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Now's your chance!
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Go! Don't even try to take that guy on!
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Fine.
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The Owl of Justice can see
through the darkness!
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Justice Hoo-Hoo-Hoot!
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How do you like it?
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Hey, are you okay?
**[14:59] ---**
Then... This must be the Assassin's
Guild, Death's Head Caucus!
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Assassin's Guild?
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One of the dark guilds.
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They don't do proper jobs.
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They're the worst kind of guild that
specializes in assassination requests!
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And the three person team
called, "Trinity Raven,"
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assassinated every officer in the
Western Army in the Cabria War!
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They're a legendary unit!
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And that guy's one of the members
of the squad? Er... flock?
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I only eliminated evil!
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He's a professional assassin!
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You can't fight him!
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Salamander! Your evil deeds
have reached our guild's ears!
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Today this warrior of justice
will bury your evil!
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Guilds are places where our trust
and dreams are gathered together.
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They ain't places for doin' dirty work!
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Stand back, Salamander!
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You can't fight members of the Assassin's Guild!
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I don't like those assassination jobs.
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I don't like the people
who request 'em, either.
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I don't like that you call it a guild.
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And because I don't like
'em, I'm gonna bust 'em up!
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Bring it on, birdbrain!
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So naive, Salamander!
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There is evil in this world
that cannot be left alive!
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Thrusters!
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You are one of those who
should best disappear!
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Jet! Hoo-Hoo-Hoot!
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Natsu!
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I ain't gonna lose to fire, buddy!
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Thrusters, once again!
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Throw!
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Natsu!
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Oww!
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You're pretty sturdily built there.
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This will be a rare job worth doing!
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Trinity Raven... They're
beyond even the rumors...
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And there are three of them?
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How pitiful, Simon. And
the game has just begun.
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So next we have Fukuro vs. Natsu Dragneel.
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I had hoped Natsu would get to the top,
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but perhaps he's at a disadvantage.
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Natsu!
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Natsu-san!
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Natsu!
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He's got really sharp ears, so he should
be able to hear us from anywhere.
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Same as Gajeel-kun, then.
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In that case his nose should also be good.
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You call him "-kun?"
***SIGN*** Note: -kun is an honorific used for young boys and people lower than your status.
**[17:49] ---**
I wonder why Juvia is searching for
Natsu-san together with you, Lucy-san?
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Ignoring me, I see?
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Um, what else can we do?
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I'm worried about Erza,
so I'm going after Sho!
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I'll leave you two to find Natsu.
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I shall do it for Gray-sama's sake,
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but to be stuck with one's rival in love...
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I can only imagine the
carnage that will ensue!
**[18:14] ---**
Look, I'm trying *really* hard
not to be involved in this.
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Let's get along, 'kay?
**[18:20] ---**
What's that horrible noise?
**[18:23] ---**
A guitar?
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Man, that's loud!
**[18:25] ---**
Juvia thinks he's pretty good.
**[18:28] ---**
Something is wrong with you, seriously.
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It's a live performance from hell! Destroy!
**[18:58] ---**
Get a haircut!
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The Assassin's Guild, Death's Head Caucus!
**[19:01] ---**
It means skull, get it?
Pretty awesome name, huh?
**[19:05] ---**
The three warriors that Jellal
was talking about, then?
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I'm one of Trinity Raven.
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Vidaldus Taka, that's me!
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Rock you!
**[19:25] ---**
Hey, you got an interesting body there.
**[19:30] ---**
Juvia's body is made of water.
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Drip, drip, drop.
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Go get 'im, Juvia!
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I'll just get out of your way, and...
**[19:38] ---**
There is no attack that
will work against Juvia.
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Water Lock!
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Rock?
**[19:46] ---**
You're a rocker too?
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Nothing but talk.
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You weren't one of the Element 4 for nothing!
**[19:56] ---**
You'd be pretty scary as an enemy...
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Juvia's Water Lock has disappeared!
**[20:26] ---**
And... Eww!
**[20:27] ---**
It's best to wash out your hair
with water in the morning.
**[20:31] ---**
Shampooing every day will damage your hair.
**[20:33] ---**
You bastard... How did
you break the Water Lock?
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My hair can absorb liquid.
**[20:39] ---**
But no oil or alcohol, please...
That would damage it.
**[20:44] ---**
Water is ineffective?
**[20:46] ---**
Oh, no!
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But you girls ain't so bad looking!
**[20:52] ---**
There it is! As usual!
**[20:54] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[20:55] ---**
"Being cute is the source
of all my troubles."
**[20:58] ---**
Eeny-meeny-miny-moe...
**[21:03] ---**
Which-one-will-be-come-my-hell's-min-ion?
**[21:09] ---**
All set!
**[21:10] ---**
You'll be my succubus today!
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Succubus?
**[21:17] ---**
Rock of Succubus!
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What is this sound?
**[21:30] ---**
No, stop it!
**[21:32] ---**
Juvia, what's wrong?
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Don't! Don't come inside Juvia!
**[21:43] ---**
So that's as far as the water woman goes, eh?
**[21:45] ---**
And, at the same time...
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Juvia!
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Become my slave!
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Hell, hell, hell!
**[22:06] ---**
I'll show you the lowest
pits of the ultimate hell!
**[22:14] ---**
What's happened?
**[22:19] ---**
...the Spirit user is also out of the game.
**[22:25] [SONG] ---**
That time we laughed, saying "we're both like each other,"
**[22:35] [SONG] ---**
we even kindly overlooked the little lies.
**[22:44] [SONG] ---**
If we lose a place to go back to together, I don't care.
**[22:50] [SONG] ---**
Because I'll protect that smile.
**[22:59] [SONG] ---**
The meetings and partings numerous as the stars in the sky...
**[23:03] [SONG] ---**
All the things I don't want to lose...
**[23:05] [SONG] ---**
Right now I feel like I don't need any of them.
**[23:10] [SONG] ---**
I just want to see you by my side,
**[23:15] [SONG] ---**
all my happiness and sadness.
**[23:21] [SONG] ---**
Let's start from here.
**[23:23] [SONG] ---**
Let's start our tomorrow.
**[23:26] [SONG] ---**
Let's do it like we've just been reborn.
**[23:30] [SONG] ---**
Like flowers blown in a summer wind,
**[23:36] [SONG] ---**
let us bloom brightly in this instant.
**[23:56] ---**
I heard that Erza was lonely and
couldn't get close to anyone as a kid.
**[24:01] ---**
I can't even imagine it now.
**[24:03] ---**
I bet that she puts on a tough shell to
protect her heart from the pain of her past.
**[24:08] ---**
Well she *is* always wearing armor...
**[24:10] ---**
That's not what I meant. I
mean she closes off her heart.
**[24:13] ---**
Next time: Heart's Armor.
**[24:16] ---**
Uh, you're talkin' too complicated.
I don't get you, Happy.
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That's 'cause you're full-open, Natsu.
**[24:22] ---**
Oven? We baking somethin'?
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