# 87 - It's Life!!!!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/G6DQDD3WR/fairy-tail)
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
**[00:00] ---**
Previously on Fairy Tail:
**[00:03] ---**
Aye! I'm reporting live from E-Land!
**[00:06] ---**
Can everyone see this?
**[00:07] ---**
I can't believe there's an amusement
park in the middle of Edolas's castle!
**[00:10] ---**
How whacked-out is this King anyway?
**[00:13] ---**
It's not all fun, either. You'll
encounter many things...
**[00:16] ---**
Everyone check out all the
different kinds of attractions!
**[01:51] ---**
Edolas.
**[01:52] ---**
It is a world which is losing its magic.
**[01:57] ---**
The people live their lives with
magic as a limited commodity.
**[02:03] ---**
All Wizard Guilds have been disbanded,
**[02:07] ---**
but there are still those
who resist and continue on.
**[02:10] ---**
And their name is the Dark Guild, Fairy Tail!
**[02:17] ---**
And now the curtain has risen
**[02:20] ---**
on the battle between the Fairy Tail
wizards that came from Earthland,
**[02:24] ---**
and the Magic Regiments of the Royal Army!
**[02:40] ---**
Do you return to your cells, or die here?
**[02:43] ---**
Sugar Boy, we don't have
to give them the choice.
**[02:47] ---**
Oh, yeah?
**[02:50] ---**
We've finished extracting
the dragon's magic power.
**[02:54] ---**
If Code ETD is a success, we'll have
no need for the Dragon Slayers.
**[03:01] ---**
You Earthlanders with no concept of
the value of magic will die here!
**[03:10] ---**
The ship?!
**[03:32] ---**
It's Life!!!!
**[03:44] ---**
An ice shield?
**[03:48] ---**
So, this is Earthland magic?
**[03:52] ---**
You really don't use tools, do you?
**[03:56] ---**
I've never seen it before.
**[03:59] ---**
There's flames around his legs!
**[04:01] ---**
Here I come!
**[04:08] ---**
Return our friends!
**[04:11] ---**
Friends?
**[04:12] ---**
Your "friends" will mix with Extalia's magic,
**[04:16] ---**
and become an eternal supply of magic power!
**[04:19] ---**
Why're you still blabbing about
that? I said we ain't gonna let you!
**[04:26] ---**
Natsu, behind you!
**[04:29] ---**
What's this?
**[04:30] ---**
We're sinking into the floor?
**[04:39] ---**
No way that'll hit me!
**[04:41] ---**
Oh, we'll see about that.
**[04:42] ---**
Hell's Tornado!
**[04:44] ---**
What?
**[04:48] ---**
What the heck?!
**[04:50] ---**
It's shooting out the rail it's going along!
**[04:52] ---**
He sounds like he's enjoying it...
**[04:54] ---**
Anyway, my weapon, the Command Tact, can cause
all the attractions here to freely move at will!
**[05:02] ---**
Who cares if you can move 'em all you want?
**[05:05] ---**
All I gotta do is bust 'em up!
**[05:07] ---**
That's not good, you imbecile.
**[05:10] ---**
What'd you call me?!
**[05:11] ---**
There's more than one Hell's Coaster!
**[05:14] ---**
And it plays a beautiful
symphony, which I conduct!
**[05:22] ---**
Hey, let me go!
**[05:24] ---**
This attraction considers the safety
of its guests its number one priority.
**[05:29] ---**
Tee-hee!
**[05:33] ---**
Using enough magic power, the Hell's Coaster
can accelerate to 10 times normal speed.
**[05:38] ---**
I don't care who you are, 5
minutes riding that and...
**[05:44] ---**
It hasn't been more than 10 seconds!
**[05:46] ---**
Whoa, what's with this guy? He's so weak!
**[05:50] ---**
What is this?
**[05:51] ---**
Things aren't going well over there.
**[05:53] ---**
We're not doing so well here, either!
**[05:55] ---**
Lucy, pull Natsu out of there!
**[05:58] ---**
How?
**[06:09] ---**
You're not going to...
**[06:15] ---**
Get going!
**[06:28] ---**
Please stop this thing!
**[06:32] ---**
This girl is pretty brave...
**[06:36] ---**
Natsu!
**[06:38] ---**
Lucy, I'm counting on you!
**[06:40] ---**
Ice Make Flying Claw!
**[06:48] ---**
If you had that kind of magic, wouldn't
it have been better if you rescued him?
**[06:52] ---**
Then no one would be around to kick your ass!
**[06:57] ---**
You have quite the confidence.
**[07:00] ---**
Ice Make Death Scythe!
**[07:13] ---**
So cold...
**[07:16] ---**
I see.
**[07:17] ---**
Ice magic, yes...
**[07:20] ---**
What the hell is going on?
**[07:24] ---**
I think I may be at an advantage here.
**[07:27] ---**
This weapon, Rossa Espada,
softens anything and everything.
**[07:33] ---**
It is really, truly, unfortunate...
**[07:38] ---**
Natsu, pull yourself together!
**[07:42] ---**
What's with these things?
They won't come off!
**[07:45] ---**
I said pull it together, sheesh!
**[07:48] ---**
Not a chance!
**[08:15] ---**
I-I'm saved...
**[08:19] ---**
Take a look at that!
**[08:25] ---**
Oh, *thanks* for that.
**[08:28] ---**
Water?
**[08:30] ---**
That's Edolas's magic! Like, whoa, right?
**[08:34] ---**
And this wonderful magic
will be gone pretty soon...
**[08:39] ---**
I don't even wanna think about it!
**[08:43] ---**
That's why you'll kill them?
**[08:49] ---**
You'll kill my friends and the
Exceeds for your convenience?
**[08:58] ---**
That's right.
**[09:00] ---**
They'll be sacrificed for the
sake of our eternal magic supply.
**[09:04] ---**
Screw that.
**[09:06] ---**
My friends are still alive.
**[09:12] ---**
And the Exceeds are still alive.
**[09:17] ---**
Something's more important than
whether or not there's magic power...
**[09:21] ---**
It's called living.
**[09:27] ---**
It's life!!!!
**[09:30] ---**
Natsu...
**[09:39] ---**
Natsu, get down!
**[09:43] ---**
Gate of the Water Bearer, I open thee!
**[09:45] ---**
Aquarius!
**[09:49] ---**
Please!
**[09:50] ---**
I know already.
**[09:58] ---**
The water...
**[09:59] ---**
What's wrong, Aquarius?
**[10:01] ---**
I cannot control this water!
**[10:06] ---**
I told you once already... Everything
in this amusement park is my weapon!
**[10:16] ---**
Lucy, take cover!
**[10:22] ---**
Your Highness, all the preparations
have been completed.
**[10:28] ---**
We have reached the final stage of Code ETD.
**[10:40] ---**
Farewell, God!
**[10:56] ---**
The magic power we extracted
from the Dragon Slayers
**[11:00] ---**
can be thought of as giant chains enabling
you to move the floating islands at will.
**[11:05] ---**
Then, once the floating islands
are under your control,
**[11:09] ---**
all you need to do is simply ram that
lacrima into those damn cats' kingdom...
**[11:17] ---**
Do that, and the magic
power will fuse together,
**[11:21] ---**
and an eternity of magic power
will rain down on our kingdom.
**[11:31] ---**
The Edolas magic spell, Dragon Chain Cannon.
**[11:34] ---**
A device which utilizes the
magic power of dragons.
**[11:39] ---**
Presently, it cannot be used as a weapon.
**[11:43] ---**
Now, Your Highness...
**[11:45] ---**
The key to activate the
Dragon Chain Cannon...
**[11:48] ---**
Your Highness!
**[11:50] ---**
Your Highness, wait!
**[11:53] ---**
Hey, Coco!
**[11:54] ---**
How many times have I told you
not to run around near the king!
**[11:59] ---**
Please stop this!
**[12:00] ---**
Lily is there on that lacrima island!
**[12:11] ---**
You ain't bad!
**[12:12] ---**
So this is Earthland magic...
**[12:15] ---**
It is quite intriguing.
**[12:18] ---**
This is getting exciting!
**[12:19] ---**
Finally, a guy that's actually near my level!
**[12:22] ---**
This isn't the time to be enjoying yourself!
**[12:25] ---**
And besides, you're heavy, Gajeel!
**[12:26] ---**
Well, not as heavy as Lucy...
**[12:28] ---**
You sure you should be sayin' that?
**[12:30] ---**
Lucy's gonna pulverize you.
**[12:32] ---**
I take back what I said!
**[12:33] ---**
You can put me down.
**[12:35] ---**
Aye!
**[12:37] ---**
You're Salamander's cat, yeah...
**[12:39] ---**
I'll look forward to fightin' in
the air when I find my own cat.
**[12:45] ---**
Gajeel...
**[12:47] ---**
Magic Charging Complete.
**[12:50] ---**
Master Ma'am, reactivate!
**[12:54] ---**
But damn, that's one big sword.
**[12:57] ---**
Aye!
**[12:58] ---**
If we measure it this way,
it's 4 Panther Lily's big!
**[13:03] ---**
Who gives a crap about it?
**[13:10] ---**
Chatting during a battle?
You are overly confident.
**[13:17] ---**
He chopped off some of the island!
**[13:20] ---**
It ain't just big... The guy who's
wielding it is skilled as well.
**[13:25] ---**
I'll make you nothing more than rust
on my Great Sword, Master Ma'am!
**[13:29] ---**
Earthland wizard!
**[13:31] ---**
I see. But you know, rust is pretty.
**[13:36] ---**
Aye! Gajeel's iron, after all!
**[13:42] ---**
Here I go!
**[13:43] ---**
Bring it!
**[13:50] ---**
If you activate the plan now,
Lily will be caught up in it!
**[13:58] ---**
And what about it?
**[14:02] ---**
He's our ally!
**[14:04] ---**
Coco, he will be a martyr to
our great Kingdom's future!
**[14:09] ---**
But...
**[14:11] ---**
I don't want Lily to die!
**[14:14] ---**
Who cares what happens to that damn Exceed?
**[14:18] ---**
No, no!
**[14:21] ---**
I said no!
**[14:23] ---**
What are you...
**[14:26] ---**
Coco!
**[14:32] ---**
You have always loved to run.
**[14:41] ---**
And I loved to watch you run around...
**[14:54] ---**
Hand the key over to me.
**[15:03] ---**
Coco!
**[15:05] ---**
Bydo, after her! Right now!
**[15:08] ---**
Y-Yes, sire!
**[15:10] ---**
It hurts! It hurts!
**[15:13] ---**
I've never had my feet feel such pain!
**[15:17] ---**
Even I want everlasting magic power!
**[15:20] ---**
But I don't want Lily to die!
**[15:23] ---**
What'll I do? What'll I do?
**[15:45] ---**
Where am I?
**[15:46] ---**
And hey, where's Lucy?
**[15:48] ---**
You okay?
**[15:49] ---**
Hey!
**[15:51] ---**
Natsu, here! I'm in here!
**[15:54] ---**
Get me outta here!
**[15:56] ---**
Why're you in a a place like that?
**[15:58] ---**
How should I know?
**[16:00] ---**
Before I realized it, I was in this dark,
cramped place and couldn't get out!
**[16:05] ---**
What's with the face?
**[16:10] ---**
What're you doing in that outfit?!
**[16:13] ---**
Huh?!
**[16:14] ---**
Costume actor box...
**[16:17] ---**
Now, dress up in a wonderful outfit and set
forth on your journey to Fairy Tale land!
**[16:22] ---**
Fairy Tale?
**[16:25] ---**
There's a dial here!
**[16:26] ---**
Put me back to normal.
**[16:29] ---**
Righto!
**[16:46] ---**
Stop playin' around!
**[16:47] ---**
W-Wait...
**[16:55] ---**
Now, *you* stop playin' around!
**[16:57] ---**
Where'd you go, Earthland wizards?
**[17:01] ---**
It's him!
**[17:03] ---**
Being all hard-boiled in that
getup doesn't work at all!
**[17:07] ---**
Hurry up and change me back already!
**[17:11] ---**
What?
**[17:13] ---**
I just had a *great* idea...
**[17:19] ---**
Whoa, were they blown far away...
**[17:23] ---**
Those Earthland wizards talk big
and act big, but they ain't...
**[17:27] ---**
Hi!
**[17:29] ---**
Onii-san!
**[17:43] ---**
My sexy seduction plan was a giant flop!
**[17:46] ---**
He didn't go for it!
**[17:48] ---**
And what the hell are these monsters?
**[17:55] ---**
This is the Monster Academy.
**[17:57] ---**
It's an attraction that gives you a
peek at the school days of monsters!
**[18:03] ---**
Whatever, just let me change
back into my clothes!
**[18:07] ---**
Lucy...
**[18:09] ---**
Natsu, hurry up and save me!
**[18:11] ---**
Crap! How can you be so incredibly unsexy?!
**[18:15] ---**
That's what his problem is?
**[18:16] ---**
And I thought it was such a great idea...
**[18:24] ---**
I guess I just gotta go straight at him.
**[18:26] ---**
You really plan on fighting me
here in this Monster Academy?
**[18:30] ---**
This is my favorite place,
I'll have you know.
**[18:33] ---**
Oh, is it? Well, I like this place, too.
**[18:38] ---**
Mummy Bandage!
**[18:43] ---**
Every monster in Monster
Academy is my soldier!
**[18:48] ---**
Like, whoa, right?
**[18:50] ---**
This ain't nothin'!
**[18:55] ---**
What?!
**[18:57] ---**
Flames from his entire body?
**[18:59] ---**
Wing Slash of the Fire Dragon!
**[19:05] ---**
Franken Knuckle!
**[19:28] ---**
What incredible power...
**[19:35] ---**
Monster Troops, assemble!
**[19:38] ---**
Bring him down!
**[19:41] ---**
No!!
**[19:55] ---**
Can you really win against these monsters?
**[20:09] ---**
Ouch...
**[20:32] ---**
What are you doing, monsters? Go!
**[21:03] ---**
He's a real...
**[21:10] ---**
...monster!
**[21:14] ---**
What's with these monsters?! Stay away!
**[21:26] ---**
Huh? Where're the monsters?
**[21:28] ---**
And who are you?
**[21:32] ---**
What happened to your feet?
**[21:35] ---**
They're seriously injured!
**[21:38] ---**
I can't run any more...
**[21:40] ---**
Coco, wait, would you?!
**[21:44] ---**
Help me...
**[21:46] ---**
This.
**[21:49] ---**
That's right... This person
is the girl from Earthland...
**[21:53] ---**
It's no use, I can't give her the key...
**[21:56] ---**
What'll I do?
**[22:01] ---**
Hurry up and give me the key!
**[22:03] ---**
Key?
**[22:04] ---**
W-Why is he after my keys?
**[22:09] ---**
I won't give any of them to you!
**[22:11] ---**
She's confused about something...
**[22:15] ---**
Don't worry!
**[22:21] ---**
'Cause I'll beat him for you!
**[23:56] ---**
Oh? Where'd Lucy go?
**[23:58] ---**
She ran off yelling somewhere.
**[24:00] ---**
What's she playing around for?
**[24:02] ---**
Whatever.
**[24:03] ---**
Gray and the guy with the
chin ain't around, either.
**[24:05] ---**
The chin person tripped on his chin
and went flying and he gave chase.
**[24:09] ---**
Huh? What? What's that mean?
**[24:11] ---**
The chin on the chin did what?
**[24:13] ---**
Next time: The Great River
of Stars is for Pride...
**[24:16] ---**
It's simple, the chin person
went flying, like swoosh!
**[24:20] ---**
A chin can fly?!
**[24:21] ---**
You make it sound like
only the chin is flying!
**[24:25] ---**