E95 - Tactics for Getting Along With Your Daughter

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    Thank you for the food!
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    Thank you.
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    Today's the day of our new holiday!
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    "Parent and Child Day."
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    Have a great time everyone,
    ya know!
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    I'm so sorry, Sarada.
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    I have to go work today.
    But I think I can be home by dinner.
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    Oh, don't worry about
    that sorta thing.
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    Besides, Dad's not here either.
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    Also,
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    I promised Boruto that I'd help him
    with shuriken training today.
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    I wonder where he is,
    and what he's doing now?
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    Over here, Daddy!
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    Mr. Sasuke!
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    Boruto.
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    I'm seeing a lot of families
    gathering and doing things together.
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    Is something going on?
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    Huh? Isn't that why
    you came home?
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    Today's Parent and Child Day.
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    What is that?
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    They said it's a new holiday
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    to deepen the bonds between
    parents and their kids.
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    And you're not with Naruto?
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    Oh, right about now, Dad should be
    taking Himawari around and having fun.
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    Oh yeah! Sarada should be
    at the training grounds.
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    I see.
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    There are lots of festival stalls,
    and events like an eating contest!
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    Why don't you take Sarada out
    and have some fun?
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    Yeah.
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    See ya later!
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    Tactics for Getting Along
    with Your Daughter
    
    
    
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    Awesome!
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    I figured as much… It won't be
    like it was with Itachi, huh.
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    Father…
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    I mastered a jutsu…
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    I want you to see it.
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    Parent and child, huh…
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    Dad?
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    You're back? Since when?
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    Just a little while ago.
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    But, what are you doing here?
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    Boruto told me you'd be here.
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    Boruto did?
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    Are you about to train from now?
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    Uh… Well, um…
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    Do you want to go check out
    the festival?
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    Huh? We can?!
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    I really wasn't expecting you
    to come home today, Dad!
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    Today?
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    Yeah.
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    After all, today is—
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    I just happened to have some work
    near the village…
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    so I stopped by.
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    Oh, I see.
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    Daddy! Please!
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    APPLE CANDY
    
    Can you get me one? Please!
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    I don't have a choice, do I?
    I'll take one of these.
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    Sure.
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    Yay! Thanks, Daddy!
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    How nice…
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    Do you want one?
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    Huh?
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    You want to eat one too?
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    It's okay, not right now.
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    No need to be shy.
    The candy's red.
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    Huh? So, what if it's red?
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    It's the same color as
    your glasses and outfit.
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    You like red, don't you?
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    Well, I don't hate it, but…
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    Then how about some tomatoes?
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    There was a stall that was
    selling chilled tomatoes—
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    No thank you. I said I'm fine!
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    I see.
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    I can't believe how hard it is
    to find a Kuraa-ma.
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    Hey, Daddy…
    How about this store?
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    Hmm?
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    I coulda sworn this place is…
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    I get it!
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    Huh? What?
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    Get on.
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    Please just stop.
    You're so embarrassing!
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    Something bothering you?
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    What do you want?
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    Oh, nothing.
    I just happened to see…
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    …a sad father trying to give
    his daughter a piggy-back ride
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    and get rebuffed.
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    Hey, hold on a minute.
    You know what I think?
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    It's probably from traveling alone
    all the time,
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    but your social skills seem to need
    some polishing up…
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    But, your Visual Prowess still
    has a ways to go.
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    What are you trying to say?
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    You possess the Mangekyo Sharingan,
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    but it seems you can't even peer into
    your own daughter's feelings.
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    What's that?
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    Make-Out Tactics!
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    MAKE-OUT TACTICS
    
    For me these days, this is like
    a guidebook to life.
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    MAKE-OUT TACTICS
    
    
    
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    Don't you want to learn
    some tactics
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    to help you get along
    with your daughter?
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    It's the final round at last!
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    The last battle features Ankorodo's
    Sweet Azuki Bean Soup
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    – with Dumplings!
    – It's so much fun.
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    – There, there…
    – So much fun.
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    Huh?!
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    Sasuke Uchiha.
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    Shino Aburame.
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    By the way…
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    I owe you my thanks for taking care
    of my daughter at the Academy.
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    O-Oh…
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    How'd she do?
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    She's exceptionally talented.
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    But the road she plans to take
    won't be easy.
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    I'm sure she'll face many hardships,
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    but I hope you'll be there
    as her father to support her.
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    As her father, huh?
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    Did she encounter…
    any undesirable...?
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    Huh?
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    What did you say?
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    Any bad "parasites"
    I should know about?
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    Did you say bad "parasites"?!
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    There is…
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    no such thing as a bad insect!
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    Mommy, there's a weird man…
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    Hey!
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    Dad!
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    About earlier…
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    I'm sorry. I overreacted.
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    In order to close the distance
    between you…
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    the way you address her
    is really important.
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    Use a soft, loving tone.
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    When you talk to Naruto,
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    you call him "loser," right?
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    That has a warmth and
    familiarity to it. It's nice.
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    *Try calling your daughter…
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    Peanut…
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    Huh?
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    You're my cute little peanut.
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    I'm not a nut, you know.
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    You know, Dad, you haven't called me
    by name today, not once.
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    Could it be that you've forgotten
    your own daughter's name?
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    What are you saying? It's Sarada.
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    Oh, so you actually remember.
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    Furthermore, there's a tactic
    explained in this book
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    that's sure to make a girl swoon.
    I'm going to teach it to you.
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    No matter how moody the girl,
    it'll melt her like butter,
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    and turn her into a kitten.
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    And that tactic is…
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    Uh, so…what's going on?
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    I don't really feel cold, you know.
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    You're really annoying today, Dad.
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    How come you're not with Mr. Sasuke?
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    Hey, Boruto…
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    I don't think my dad knows me at all.
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    Huh?
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    And everything he tries just doesn't
    end up connecting.
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    Well, let me ask you…
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    Do you understand
    Mr. Sasuke at all?
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    Huh?
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    It's Parent and Child Day, after all.
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    Just be upfront and tell him if there's
    something you wanna do with him.
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    I'm sure Mr. Sasuke just wants
    to spend some quality time with you.
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    You think so?
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    "Annoying," huh?
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    Any way you look at it, you two are
    definitely father and child.
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    Do you still have that book?
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    Oh? Don't tell me…
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    You've realized the benefits of
    Make-out Tactics?
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    Give it to me so I can toss it
    into the river.
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    Actually, I should toss you
    into the river, Kakashi.
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    Uh. You're right.
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    Oh well, an uncle can't possibly
    understand your daughter's feelings,
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    no matter how hard he tries.
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    But wait,
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    someone much more qualified
    is heading this way.
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    S-S-Sa…
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    Sasuke.
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    Sakura!
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    Sarada sent me a message
    that you were home.
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    It's been a while since
    we've all been together,
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    so I thought we could have
    a takoyaki party.
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    For her…
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    I think her yearning and adoration
    for her father
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    are much stronger than other kids.
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    Since you're away so much,
    it can't be helped.
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    To her, you're cooler and stronger
    than any other dad around.
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    And well, you are. That's a fact.
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    So, if she sees something in you
    that's less than perfect,
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    she gets disillusioned.
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    Sarada hasn't really experienced
    your everyday self.
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    So, stop acting tough all the time,
    and just treat her normally.
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    And just how do I do that?
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    I'm not really sure.
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    Let's see…
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    I guess it's the same
    as what you wanted
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    from your father and big brother
    when you were a little boy.
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    Oh, that's right!
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    You know, Sarada's dream is to
    become the Hokage one day.
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    The Hokage?
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    Wow, Big Brother!
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    You hit the target right in the middle,
    even the one in the blind spot
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    behind the rock!
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    All right! Now it's my turn!
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    Sasuke, it's time to go.
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    But you said that you'd teach me
    a new shuriken jutsu!
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    I have an important mission tomorrow,
    and I need to prepare for it.
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    You're a liar, Big Brother.
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    Oww!
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    Sorry, Sasuke.
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    Maybe some other time.
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    Aww, c'mon!
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    Focus, focus!
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    Okay, I can do this!
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    Dad?
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    Please don't bother me.
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    Hey, c'mon!
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    Oh!
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    Yes!
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    I heard you want to become
    the Hokage.
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    What?
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    Are you gonna laugh at me and
    tell me it's a ridiculous dream?
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    Not at all.
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    At one time, I tried to become
    the Hokage.
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    Huh? I never knew that!
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    I only told a few people.
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    But my vision of the kind of
    Hokage I wanted to be…
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    …was warped.
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    But I had a friend
    who straightened me out.
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    He pointed me towards optimism
    and the right path.
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    What's been going on?
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    Are you just bragging about a friend?
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    He's not a friend you can brag about.
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    He's just a loser, who just forges
    ahead in whatever direction
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    he thinks is right.
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    I don't get it.
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    But if he's…
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    If Naruto is who you're following…
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    You won't make
    the same mistakes I did.
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    You'll make a great Hokage.
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    Huh?
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    I'm all for it.
    Don't ever give up, okay?
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    Are you giving up?
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    No way!
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    Don't say stupid things.
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    You're so awesome, Dad!
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    It's your shuriken that hit it
    dead center.
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    As expected…That's my boy.
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    Well done.
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    As expected, that's my…
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    Well, I'll save that for later.
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    What?
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    It's nothing.
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    This is what I've wanted
    to do with you, Dad.
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    Can we do this a little longer?
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    But Sakura's waiting.
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    Yeah, you're right.
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    Some other time…
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    Aww, c'mon!
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    Boruto!
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    Hey!
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    Guess I wasted my energy
    worrying about you.
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    Looks like you're doing all right.
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    Yeah. I owe you, this one time.
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    Yeah, be grateful!
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    But you know, the day's not over.
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    Huh?
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    If there's anything you want to do with
    Lord Seventh on Parent and Child Day,
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    just be upfront and tell him.
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    Huh?
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    Didn't you tell me the same thing,
    to be upfront and say it?
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    Yeah, I did, didn't I?
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    What am I stressing over?
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    After I lectured you like that.
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    Thanks, Sarada!
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    UZUMAKI
    
    
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    UZUMAKI
    
    I'm home!
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    Welcome back!
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    Hey…
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    I'm really sorry about today.
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    I spent the entire day with Himawari
    and didn't make any time for you.
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    It's fine.
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    You probably prefer a game or
    something like that, but…
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    I didn't know what you like.
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    What is this?
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    Open it.
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    This is…?
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    A present from me.
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    Hey, Dad?
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    Hmm?
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    It's still technically
    Parent and Child Day…right?
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    Yeah, it is.
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    The sun's gone down, but…
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    Could you train with me for a while?
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    Of course, ya know!
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    Parent and Child Day…
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    I'm really glad I got to enjoy it
    until the very last minute, ya know!
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    So much fun!
    So much fun!
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    Kuraa-ma's having fun!
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    There, there Kuraa-ma!
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    – You are sooo cute!
    – Pet me again!
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    – There, there!
    – It's so much fun!
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    So much fun!
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    The sound's so—!
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    Namida's jutsu's so powerful,
    I think I'm losing my hearing!
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    I've made my decision.
    For your sake, I'm gonna stop crying!
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    So, I'm gonna start training with
    a new jutsu!
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    Oh! It's rare to see you
    so determined, Namida!
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    All right, time to train extra hard!
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    Next time on
    Boruto Naruto Next Generations:
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    "Blood, Sweat, and Tears"
    
    
    
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    Hanabi Sensei, I didn't know
    you were so strict!
    
    
    
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    BLOOD, SWEAT AND TEARS