E107 - The Steam Ninja Scrolls: The Dog and Cat War!

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    What's wrong?
[00:19] ---
    Oh, it's nothing!
[00:21] ---
    Actually…
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    I totally misunderstood and thought
    this was a two-day mission,
[00:25] ---
    so I didn't bring enough clothes…
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    And I was thinking how I'd really
    like to take a bath now…
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    You'd better call on your mental strength
    to get over that.
[00:34] ---
    That's something you just
    have to deal with
[00:35] ---
    on any long mission—
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    The problem with you is that you think
    mental strength is everything.
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    Listen up, Mirai! Stamina is
    what counts in the end!
[00:44] ---
    Just take a dip in one of the rivers
    over there like I used to—
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    I can't do that!
[00:50] ---
    Times have changed, you know!
[00:55] ---
    I hate this hair that
    I got from my mom.
[00:57] ---
    Oh yeah, your hair is unruly
    just like Kurenai's!
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    Basically, I just take after
    my mom the most.
[01:06] ---
    Even my best jutsu are the genjutsu
    that I inherited from her.
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    Hmm…
[01:11] ---
    Well…
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    We can talk about that
    once we get into town.
[01:15] ---
    Oh!
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    We're finally here!
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    The hot springs district
    at the border.
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    I bet you'll get to take
    a bath there!
[01:27] ---
    Then let's hurry!
[01:28] ---
    Huh?
[01:30] ---
    My, my…so self-serving!
[01:32] ---
    Okay, let's go to
    the hot springs first!
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    The Steam Ninja Scrolls:
    The Dog and Cat War!
    
    
    
    
[03:12] ---
    The Steam Ninja Scrolls:
    The Dog and Cat War!
    
    
    
    Welcome all.
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    How about some Dog Hot Spring
    bean-jam buns?!
[03:15] ---
    Dogs are so passé!
[03:17] ---
    How about some
    Cat Hot Spring cookies?
[03:22] ---
    That's weird. I heard this was
    supposed to be a quiet town.
[03:28] ---
    I wonder if we'll be able
    to secure a room?
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    THE ONCE-A-YEAR TIME FOR FUN!
    FESTIVAL
    HAVE FUN JOSTLING EACH OTHER!
    
    
    
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    THE ONCE-A-YEAR TIME FOR FUN!
    FESTIVAL
    HAVE FUN JOSTLING EACH OTHER!
    
    Looks like
    there's a festival going on.
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    A festival?
[03:40] ---
    Everyone's wearing either
    a cat or dog mask.
[03:44] ---
    I wonder what kind of
    a festival this is?
[03:46] ---
    The name of the festival
    isn't on there.
[03:49] ---
    Wouldn't you usually
    put that on the poster?
[03:52] ---
    Oh, I get it!
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    This festival is
    the Dog and Cat Festival,
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    or the Cat and Dog Festival.
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    Why are there two names?
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    Look at the middle
    of the street.
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    Do you know what that is?
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    Is it something that has
    to do with the Festival?
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    It's a border.
[04:12] ---
    What? In the middle
    of the town?
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    The Land of Fire and
    the Land of Steam
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    have a friendly relationship.
[04:17] ---
    They have no problems with
    each other in their daily lives.
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    However, the day of the Festival
    is a different story.
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    DOG
    
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    This is the Dog Hot Springs.
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    Once upon a time,
    when this town was still a village…
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    A dog appeared out of nowhere
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    and told the young villagers
    to start digging.
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    Lo and behold,
    they hit a hot spring!
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    And the village prospered.
[04:57] ---
    Since then, the story of that dog being
    a messenger from the Dog God
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    has been passed down
    by the villagers,
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    and the hot springs was
    named the Dog Hot Springs.
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    And they lived happily ever after.
[05:11] ---
    Why did you make yourself
    sound like an old man?
[05:14] ---
    Just getting into it,
    I guess.
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    CAT
    
    And that's the "Cat Hot Springs."
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    CAT
    
    
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    Once upon a time…
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    Wait, let me tell the story!
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    Long, long ago…
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    A cat appeared
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    out of nowhere, and…
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    Stop right there!
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    This is the exact same story, right?
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    Yeah, how did you know?
[05:40] ---
    I just had a feeling.
[05:42] ---
    Yes, but there's more
    to that story.
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    According to one account,
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    a third god that's neither a dog
    nor cat appeared at the end.
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    A third god?
[05:54] ---
    Yes, the God of Destruction
    cloaked in flames.
[05:59] ---
    The God of Destruction?
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    Its name was…
[06:03] ---
    Its name was…?
[06:06] ---
    Lord Nenu!
[06:08] ---
    Huh?
[06:09] ---
    You know, "Ne" from Neko (Cat)
    and "Nu" from Inu (Dog)…
[06:13] ---
    Never mind.
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    It's a silly name,
    it's probably not true.
[06:18] ---
    Anyway, the residents either believe
    in the Dog God or the Cat God
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    and that conflict is
    the basis of this festival.
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    That's why the festival
    has two names
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    that couldn't be listed
    on the poster.
[06:30] ---
    I see how it is…
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    But lately, I hear dog and
    cat lovers from other lands
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    are coming down for
    the festival too.
[06:37] ---
    See?
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    I guess there are dog and
    cat lovers everywhere, huh?
[06:47] ---
    This festival is
    a fighting festival.
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    FESTIVAL
    
    Burly men draped in loincloths…
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    Raising a war cry as they crash
    shrines of dogs and cats
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    into each other.
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    If you're from
    the Land of Fire,
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    you probably would
    have heard of it.
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    Fate must have brought us here,
    on the day of the festival.
[07:06] ---
    What do you think?
[07:07] ---
    Let's stay and watch the shrine fight
    from some box seats!
[07:11] ---
    You've loved this sort of thing
    ever since you were little, huh?
[07:14] ---
    P-Please wait!
[07:17] ---
    I cannot allow this
    as your bodyguard!
[07:21] ---
    Hey! What if something
    happens here?!
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    Dogs reign supreme!
[07:25] ---
    Keep a dog for three days and
    they'll never forget your kindness.
[07:28] ---
    Even after three years,
    a cat will forget your kindness.
[07:30] ---
    But that's what's great about 'em!
[07:32] ---
    A cat doesn't suck up to people.
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    It's the ultimate creature that
    stands at the top of the world.
[07:42] ---
    Oh, come on!
    I almost lost you two!
[07:45] ---
    Can you please not wander away
    from your bodyguard?
[07:48] ---
    Who cares about
    you cat lovers?!
[07:49] ---
    Yeah, that's right!
    You're way outta line!
[07:52] ---
    Heaven did not create anything
    better than dogs!
[07:55] ---
    Yeah, you tell 'em!
[07:57] ---
    Wow, someone's really
    looking for a fight!
[07:59] ---
    Peace wouldn't exist
    in Ninja World without dogs!
[08:02] ---
    Mr. Kiba?!
[08:04] ---
    Huh? Hey, if it isn't Mirai!
[08:09] ---
    Kiba Inuzuka's
    an outstanding investigator
[08:11] ---
    in the Leaf Police Force
    and a remarkable Ninja Hound user.
[08:14] ---
    He was also one of Mom's students...
[08:18] ---
    So, what are you doing here?
[08:20] ---
    Oh, well…uh…
[08:22] ---
    I got here and hit it off real nice
    with the dog lovers.
[08:26] ---
    They're flattering him
    and it's gone to his head.
[08:29] ---
    It's so stupid.
[08:31] ---
    Miss Tamaki!
[08:33] ---
    She comes from
    a clan of Cat Users
[08:35] ---
    and is Kiba's girlfriend…
[08:36] ---
    Or, so I thought…
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    Speak for yourself.
[08:39] ---
    You've become the leader
    of the cat lovers!
[08:43] ---
    Wait, so what's going on here?
[08:46] ---
    Listen to me, Kakashi Sensei!
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    See the Dog Hot Springs and
    the Cat Hot Springs over there?
[08:51] ---
    We decided to talk it over
    to see which one to go in first, but…
[08:54] ---
    Hey! The majority already ruled
    in favor of the Cat Hot Springs.
[08:56] ---
    But you just have to
    keep rehashing it!
[08:58] ---
    You just can't let it go, can you?
[09:00] ---
    Hey! Of course, you're gonna
    get the majority
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    if you include all of your cats!
[09:04] ---
    You got a problem?
[09:07] ---
    I said, I'd be fine going to
    the Cat Hot Springs, didn't I?
[09:11] ---
    But I hate that you agreed even
    though you don't want to!
[09:14] ---
    Huh? But that's not what I‘m doing!
[09:17] ---
    – Yes, you are!
    – I am not!
[09:18] ---
    Don't tell me,
    you're here on a date and
[09:20] ---
    you're fighting over
    such a trivial thing?
[09:22] ---
    Whatever! If that's how
    you're gonna act,
[09:24] ---
    then I'm going all in as
    the leader of the cat lovers!
[09:28] ---
    Okay, bring it on.
    You better be ready!
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    CAT DOG
    
    
    
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    Oh dear.
[09:35] ---
    Not even a dog wants to be
    a part of a couple's fight.
[09:38] ---
    Yeah, neither does a cat.
[09:42] ---
    Hey, shouldn't we do something?
[09:44] ---
    This is turning into more
    than just a couple's spat!
[09:48] ---
    Well, it is a private matter
    between those two…
[09:50] ---
    You don't always have to see
    eye to eye when you're in love.
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    That, too, is a part of youth.
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    CLOSED TODAY
    
[10:00] ---
    Struck out again.
[10:08] ---
    Don't you think
    the friction between
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    the cat lovers and the dog lovers
    is getting worse?
[10:12] ---
    I think it's because
    those two became the leaders.
[10:16] ---
    Hmm, if this continues,
[10:18] ---
    we won't even be able
    to find an inn.
[10:21] ---
    And I won't be able
    to take a bath!
[10:23] ---
    No, I mean, we have to get
    those two to make up
[10:27] ---
    or it will affect
    my bodyguard duties.
[10:29] ---
    Right?
[10:30] ---
    Well, that's true to some extent.
[10:33] ---
    In that case, resolving
    the conflict between
[10:35] ---
    the cat and dog lovers is also
    a part of the mission, right?
[10:39] ---
    I guess so.
[10:40] ---
    That's absolutely right!
[10:42] ---
    It's a mission that
[10:43] ---
    young shinobi must take on
    with all their might!
[10:46] ---
    A mission!
[10:48] ---
    I understand.
[10:50] ---
    For the sake of a bath,
    let me take on that mission!
[10:54] ---
    Hey…
[10:56] ---
    There she goes.
[11:04] ---
    Make up with him?
[11:06] ---
    Yes! I'm sure
    you don't want to spend
[11:09] ---
    your long-awaited date like this.
[11:13] ---
    He never gets a day off
    from the Police Force,
[11:17] ---
    so I made him come out
    with me today.
[11:19] ---
    But he keeps carrying on
    like that!
[11:22] ---
    Well, he does do things
    in his own special way.
[11:26] ---
    Maybe I was wrong.
[11:28] ---
    I thought he understood me
    a little better.
[11:40] ---
    A date, huh?
[11:42] ---
    Oh well. I was really excited
    about it, too.
[11:46] ---
    But with the way things
    turned out…
[11:47] ---
    Oh!
[11:48] ---
    I'm sure Kiba doesn't want
    to fight with you either.
[12:09] ---
    DOG
    
    Who would've thought that
    the legendary Ninja Hound user,
[12:13] ---
    DOG
    
    Kiba Inuzuka, would grace us
    with his presence?
[12:15] ---
    He took part in
    the Great Ninja World War
[12:17] ---
    and is now
    a sharp investigator.
[12:19] ---
    He's known as the man closest
    to being a Hokage
[12:22] ---
    among Ninja Hound users.
[12:26] ---
    Oh, c'mon...that's all true.
[12:28] ---
    I heard that you know
[12:30] ---
    every single walking trail
    in the country.
[12:32] ---
    Your love of dogs led you
[12:34] ---
    to create and sell
    your own dog food.
[12:36] ---
    I hear you even
    taste-test it yourself!
[12:39] ---
    Amazing!
[12:41] ---
    That's right!
[12:43] ---
    I'm Kiba!
[12:48] ---
    We'll win!
[12:49] ---
    As long as Kiba's with us,
    we'll beat the cat lovers!
[12:56] ---
    W-What are you doing?!
[13:00] ---
    Well…
[13:01] ---
    I don't know
    but they just really love me.
[13:03] ---
    Shouldn't you make up
    with Miss Tamaki?
[13:07] ---
    I-It's her fault!
[13:09] ---
    Yeah, but still,
[13:10] ---
    it's a lot cooler if you're the one
    to apologize first.
[13:13] ---
    Dogs never go back
    on their decisions!
[13:17] ---
    Mirai, as Kurenai Sensei's daughter,
    how helping us?
[13:22] ---
    The honor of
    the Ninja Hound is at stake.
[13:25] ---
    I don't know what to say…
[13:28] ---
    What should I do?
    If this continues…
[13:31] ---
    Oh, I know!
    This might work.
[13:36] ---
    Is this from Kiba?
[13:38] ---
    Yes. He wants to make up
    with you and wrote you a letter.
[13:44] ---
    Hmm…
[13:45] ---
    He did this?
[13:47] ---
    Actually, I wrote it!
[13:51] ---
    I hate to trick her,
    but if they make up,
[13:53] ---
    then the end
    justifies the means.
[13:57] ---
    And their relationship
    will be mended!
[14:00] ---
    Hey…
[14:01] ---
    What the hell is this?
[14:03] ---
    Huh?
[14:04] ---
    Look at this part…
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    "As a peace-offering,
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    come with your cats
    to the hot springs inn."
[14:08] ---
    "And let's sit around
    the heated table
[14:10] ---
    and eat tangerines together."
[14:11] ---
    Huh? What's wrong with that?
[14:14] ---
    Cats hate tangerines
    and citrusy scents!
[14:18] ---
    He knows that!
[14:20] ---
    This letter may seem
    like a peace-offering,
[14:22] ---
    but it's really just to harass me!
[14:23] ---
    What? Really?!
[14:26] ---
    Oh no! Cats and tangerines
[14:28] ---
    just go together with
    heated tables, so…!
[14:31] ---
    Two can play at that game.
    I'm going all out now.
[14:35] ---
    I'll show him
    how vindictive cats are!
[14:39] ---
    Everyone!
[14:45] ---
    Get ready for
    an all-out confrontation!
[14:46] ---
    Let's show those dogs that
    they're useless without their pack,
[14:49] ---
    and also what happens
    when cats get serious!
[14:54] ---
    Big Sister! I pledge
    my loyalty to you, forever!
[14:57] ---
    Oh no…!
[15:08] ---
    Outta the way, move aside,
    Lord Kiba's coming through!
[15:12] ---
    Down with the cat lovers!
    Dogs are the best!
[15:16] ---
    Aww yeah! We'll show you
    how great dogs are.
[15:20] ---
    Let's go.
[15:21] ---
    Let's go! We'll show you
    the power of cats!
[15:24] ---
    You're outta your league,
    dog lovers!
[15:29] ---
    Tamaki?!
[15:31] ---
    I see dogs are more important
    than me, Kiba.
[15:34] ---
    N-No, that's not true.
[15:36] ---
    Yes, dogs are important,
    but so are you…
[15:39] ---
    I guess you and I
    just don't get along, after all…
[15:42] ---
    No, that's not…!
[15:43] ---
    I…
[15:45] ---
    That woman rejected
    Mr. Kiba's affections!
[15:48] ---
    We'll inflict
    divine punishment on you!
[15:51] ---
    Attack!
[15:53] ---
    W-Wait, you guys!
[15:55] ---
    I see.
    So that's how it's gonna be!
[15:58] ---
    Everyone, engage the enemy!
[16:01] ---
    – Cats!
    – Dogs!
[16:08] ---
    What do we do?
[16:09] ---
    We have to talk them out of this!
[16:12] ---
    Hmm, with tempers flaring
    like that,
[16:15] ---
    I doubt they'll want to talk.
[16:18] ---
    B-But!
[16:20] ---
    Maybe they'll just have to fight
    until everything is destroyed.
[16:24] ---
    Destroyed?
[16:26] ---
    The God of Destruction
    cloaked in flames.
[16:30] ---
    Flames!
[16:32] ---
    Do you have a lighter on you,
    Mr. Guy?
[16:35] ---
    A lighter?
[16:36] ---
    Yeah, but what for?
[16:39] ---
    I'll return it!
[16:40] ---
    H-Hey!
[16:48] ---
    Fire Style: Flint Yagura!
[16:52] ---
    Fire?!
[17:05] ---
    What the hell is this monster?
[17:07] ---
    W-What is going on?
[17:09] ---
    Humans engaging in futile battles…
[17:13] ---
    My name is Nenu,
    the flaming God of Destruction!
[17:20] ---
    Nenu's a superstition,
[17:21] ---
    but maybe these people
    are devout enough
[17:23] ---
    that they'll believe…
[17:25] ---
    Actually it's more like
    please believe it!
[17:29] ---
    You're…!
[17:30] ---
    The third god that
    lies dormant in this land.
[17:32] ---
    – Lord Nenu!
    – Lord Nenu!
[17:34] ---
    Seriously? That quick?!
[17:36] ---
    Precisely!
[17:37] ---
    I am indeed Nenu.
[17:39] ---
    The god that shall put
    an end to the conflict
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    between dogs and cats.
[17:45] ---
    Just as a child is born
    from two parents,
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    this town was born
    under the divine protection
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    of the Dog God and Cat God.
[17:51] ---
    However, if you choose not
    to end the fighting…
[17:54] ---
    Then my flames will bring
    about catastrophic destruction.
[17:59] ---
    Fighting will only bring
    about destruction and regret…
[18:02] ---
    Is that what you all want?
[18:09] ---
    Good, it looks like it's working!
[18:11] ---
    What?!
[18:12] ---
    You monster! You think
    you can ruin the festival?
[18:16] ---
    I won't let you do that.
[18:18] ---
    No way!
[18:20] ---
    Please stop, Mr. Guy!
[18:21] ---
    Get hit and disintegrate!
[18:23] ---
    Dynamic entry!
[18:53] ---
    Hey, look!
[18:54] ---
    The wall's come down!
[18:56] ---
    The wall that separated us
    came down!
[18:59] ---
    That indeed is
    the messenger of destruction
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    sent by Lord Nenu.
[19:04] ---
    Lord Nenu created harmony
    by destruction!
[19:07] ---
    It's a sign from god telling us
    to become one and get along!
[19:20] ---
    I don't know why
    but I'm feeling great.
[19:29] ---
    I-I'm sorry.
[19:31] ---
    I think I put Mirai through a lot…
[19:38] ---
    I'm sorry I forced you
    to take a day off
[19:41] ---
    and dragged you around.
[19:43] ---
    Why don't we take a soak?
[19:45] ---
    Sure, but separately, okay?
[19:47] ---
    What?
[19:50] ---
    Silly!
[19:51] ---
    I'm talking about the men's bath
    and the women's bath!
[20:02] ---
    BATHS
    
[20:10] ---
    BATHS
    
[20:15] ---
    I finally got to take a bath!
[20:18] ---
    You did good.
    Great job on your mission.
[20:22] ---
    Oh, no! It's because
    you gave me a hint.
[20:25] ---
    I didn't do anything.
[20:27] ---
    And what I did on a whim
    just happened to work out.
[20:31] ---
    Oh, c'mon!
[20:32] ---
    It worked out because you have
    a good head on your shoulders.
[20:35] ---
    Just like your dad.
[20:37] ---
    Like Dad?
[20:38] ---
    Yeah. The lighter was
    Asuma's trademark.
[20:43] ---
    Oh…
[20:45] ---
    Even if you don't remember,
[20:48] ---
    Asuma lives on inside of us.
[20:52] ---
    Dad does?
[20:55] ---
    Your dad's Fire Style
    and your mom's genjutsu…
[21:00] ---
    In the spur of the moment,
[21:01] ---
    you merged those two
    and used it.
[21:04] ---
    It shows that
    it's not just Kurenai,
[21:07] ---
    but both Asuma and she,
    are deeply rooted in you.
[21:12] ---
    I was so caught up in it,
    but I took a chance…
[21:17] ---
    Some things you'll never know
    unless you take a chance.
[21:20] ---
    Guy's hot-blooded logic
    comes in handy sometimes.
[21:27] ---
    All right, I'm going to go
    take another soak.
[21:30] ---
    I haven't tried
    the salt boiler hot springs yet.
[21:34] ---
    Thank you so much!
[21:42] ---
    My dad, huh?
[21:45] ---
    I want to know more
    about him!
[23:25] ---
    Miss Tenten, thank you so much
    for bringing my luggage!
[23:28] ---
    Seems like things are going well
    with the sensei.
[23:30] ---
    I'm relieved!
[23:31] ---
    I don't know if I'm on the same
    wavelength as them, though.
[23:34] ---
    Other than that,
    I'm managing!
[23:35] ---
    I-It's terrible!
[23:39] ---
    Mr. Guy! What happened?!
[23:42] ---
    Next time on Boruto:
    Naruto Next Generations:
[23:45] ---
    "The Steam Ninja Scrolls:
    The Haunted Inn!"
    
    
[23:48] ---
    There was a ghost!
    
    
[23:50] ---
    THE STEAM NINJA SCROLLS:
    THE HAUNTED INN!