E94 - A Heaping Helping! The Eating Contest!

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    Judgement day is near.
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    It's time for revenge…
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    with an iron hammer!
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    An iron hammer, eh?
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    Well then, there's a way to
    get rid of that guy forever.
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    Well, then…
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    We'll give that guy a taste of
    a humiliating public defeat.
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    What?
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    You mean, we're going to
    challenge him once more—?
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    That's right!
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    The candle!
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    I can't see a thing!
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    Just when the mood
    was so right!
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    Anyway, are you sure
    about this, Granny?
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    GRAND PRIZE
    ONE YEAR A.Y.C.E. ANKORODO'S
    SWEET AZUKI BEAN SOUP
    WITH DUMPLINGS!
    
    The prize for this year's Eating Contest
    is being donated by Ankorodo.
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    PARENT AND CHILD DAY
    ENTER AS A FAMILY THIS YEAR!
    EATING CONTEST
    
    The prize for this year's Eating Contest
    is being donated by Ankorodo.
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    I have an idea.
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    This year's special Parent and Child Day
    Eating Contest
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    is the perfect venue to defeat him.
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    Just you wait…
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    Choji Akimichi!
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    A Heaping Helping!
    The Eating Contest!
    
    
    
    
    
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    A Heaping Helping!
    The Eating Contest!
    
    
    Today's the day of our new holiday!
    
    
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    "Parent and Child Day."
    
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    Have a great time everyone,
    ya know!
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    Fighting back with
    a flavorful ninjutsu!
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    You are the culprit!
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    Huh?!
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    All right, today is
    Parent and Child Day,
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    and I'm here on location
    at Senju Park…
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    See!
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    – What made you want to marry
    – *Take a look!
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    – a man like Dad, Mom?
    – There are so many people here!
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    This place is packed!
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    Huh?
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    I wonder why?
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    Hey, honey!
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    These pastries were supposed
    to be tomorrow's snack!
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    I bought them
    so we could enjoy them together!
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    How could you eat them
    all by yourself?!
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    Huh?
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    W-Well…
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    I got tired of eating only
    consommé-flavored chips.
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    I wanted to alternate them
    with something sweet—
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    Then go lick some sugar!
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    Sorry, sorry.
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    This is all so exhausting.
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    I'm going out to buy some more.
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    Oh, going shopping?
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    Then while you're out,
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    can you get more
    consommé-flavored potato chips?
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    You can have all you want…
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    outside!
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    PARENT AND CHILD DAY SALE
    
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    They say it's Parent and Child Day, but…
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    Oh!
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    I'm done.
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    Why am I such a horrible person?
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    C'mon.
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    Will you stop whining, Dad?
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    What's up?
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    Oh, Boruto!
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    Well, you see…
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    That's terrible, Uncle.
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    I didn't think
    Mom would get so upset…
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    Dad, if you don't do something,
    Mom might dump you.
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    Huh? She wouldn't!
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    The fact that Mom married
    someone like you
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    means that even you had some
    charming redeeming qualities, right?
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    Huh? You think so?!
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    What sort of redeeming qualities
    do you think you have?
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    Hmm…
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    Maybe that I'm kind?
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    Nope.
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    She wouldn't have married you
    just for kindness.
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    That would never happen.
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    It's got to be some kind of quality
    that no one else has.
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    That's it!
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    What is it?
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    I found something about you
    that no one else can match.
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    This is a quality
    no one else can outdo you in!
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    We have to enter!
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    An Eating Contest?
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    That's right!
    It's about that time this year too.
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    PARENT AND CHILD DAY
    ENTER AS A FAMILY THIS YEAR!
    EATING CONTEST
    
    Oh, and look at this!
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    Which means I can enter it
    this year too!
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    But Mom already hates me
    for being so lazy.
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    If I enter this,
    it will make things even worse!
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    Dad, if you're so wishy-washy,
    Mom will hate you even more!
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    Huh?!
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    It's Parent and Child Day,
    so let's do our best, together!
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    When Mom sees what an awesome
    role model you are for your daughter,
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    she's bound to fall in love
    with you again!
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    I think your redeeming quality
    has got to be your appetite.
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    You're right!
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    I'll win back Mom's heart
    once more!
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    Well, of course,
    you'd be participating…
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    'Course!
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    You'll find us wherever
    there's gourmet food, right?
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    PARENT AND CHILD FESTIVAL
    
    This is gonna be impossible, isn't it?
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    PARENT AND CHILD FESTIVAL
    
    Well, we won't know unless we try.
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    I'm so nervous,
    I'm beginning to feel nauseous.
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    Calm down, Metal.
    Just calm down.
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    Actually, it's better
    if you let it out!
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    Throw up and
    empty your stomach!
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    Hey, Shikadai!
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    Huh? Why aren't you
    with Lord Seventh?
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    Dad took Himawari out shopping.
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    Hima's been looking forward
    to this day, so…
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    Got it.
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    Are you gonna participate
    in the Eating Contest?
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    I guess…
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    But it's such a drag.
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    The Eating Contest will begin shortly.
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    Participants, please gather around.
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    Well, I've gotta go.
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    Yeah! Do your best.
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    All right!
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    Dad, put your all into this.
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    Right!
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    It's finally time for
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    The Hidden Leaf Village's
    Eating Contest.
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    This year, to commemorate
    Parent and Child Day,
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    we have 30 pairs of parents
    and their children participating!
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    The event area is trembling
    with excitement!
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    The battle will begin in
    just a few moments!
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    ICHIRAKU
    
    Without further ado,
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    here is today's first dish!
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    Choji Akimichi…
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    Today, this location will
    become your grave.
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    From Ichiraku Ramen,
    a super-sized bowl of their ramen
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    with an extra helping of
    their extra thick pork slices!
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    – B-Beautiful!
    – B-Beautiful!
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    Remember, this contest
    is being televised live and
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    – the entire village is watching.
    – T-The entire…
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    – So please,
    – …v-village…
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    – don't do anything unsightly.
    – …is w-watching?
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    Hey, Metal!
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    I-I can't!
[08:05] ---
    W-What's wrong?!
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    Contestant Metal has suddenly…!
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    PLEASE STANDBY
    
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    Hey, he hasn't eaten anything yet.
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    Don't look, Shikadai…
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    Look away for his sake.
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    Everyone, you're competing to
    finish eating first! Ready, set…
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    Begin!
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    Okay, the top five teams move on
    to the next round.
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    – Thank you for the food!
    – Thank you for the food!
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    Wow! No sooner than done!
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    The first to move on…
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    Two teams tie!
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    This isn't even
    a pre-breakfast snack for me!
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    Father, I'm hungrier now.
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    There's a team that can
    actually compete with us?
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    I'm getting pumped up!
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    The top five teams for round one
    will now advance.
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    Hey, Dad, can we drop out now?
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    Is there a meaning to all of this?
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    I wonder about that.
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    What's with all these wimps?
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    You're that guy from earlier!
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    My son and I are
    wandering gourmands!
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    We were drawn here by
    the smell of delicious food.
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    People call me Glut, the Pot Licker!
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    And I'm his son!
    Ton, the Lunchbox Picker!
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    And together, we are…
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    "The Gluttons."
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    Hey, you just have to
    let 'em say their thing.
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    Shut up!
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    You're all weaklings!
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    And you're the reigning champ?
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    Well, yes.
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    The two of us are in
    a different class from
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    all the nitwits
    you've faced up until now.
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    Huh?!
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    At the end, you'll be groveling
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    before the mighty bellies
    of The Glutton family!
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    Just who the hell are they?
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    We won't lose,
    no matter who it is!
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    Round Two consists of ten orders
    of dry-aged sirloin!
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    from Barbe-Q!
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    The first three teams to finish
    eating it all
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    will advance to the semi-finals!
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    Round two! Ready, set…
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    Begin!
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    Is this…heaven?!
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    I see why you've been
    the one to beat, I'll give you that.
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    But you're no match for us!
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    No way!
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    Dad, you must be
    really hungry, right?
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    There's no need for children
    to hold back!
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    So good!
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    – Thank you for the food!
    – Thank you for the food!
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    Finishing first is…
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    Team Akimichi!
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    Damn it… They beat us!
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    FIRST PLACE
    ADVANCES TO THE SEMI-FINALS
    
    Mom! Did you see how I wolfed
    that down like a real man?!
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    What does he think he's doing?
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    SECOND PLACE
    ADVANCES TO SEMI-FINALS
    
    
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    THIRD PLACE
    ADVANCES TO SEMI-FINALS
    
    
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    SECOND ROUND
    DISQUALIFICATION
    
    
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    The way things are going,
    I think I can win back Mom's heart!
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    Keep focusing on that, Dad!
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    To be able to keep up with
    Choji and Cho-Cho like that…
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    Just who are they?
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    Damn, are they monsters?!
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    I've never seen anyone
    eat like them, Father.
[12:09] ---
    What's going on with you two?
[12:11] ---
    If Choji ends up winning this,
    our shop will go bankrupt!
[12:16] ---
    That's what I'd like to ask you!
[12:18] ---
    It's not only Choji Akimichi!
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    No one told us that his daughter
    is just as ferocious!
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    Damn it.
    Are your looks just for show?
[12:27] ---
    I have no choice
    but to move on to Plan B.
[12:31] ---
    We'll now start the semi-final round!
[12:38] ---
    Uh… What is this?
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    SUPER-HOT N' SPICY BURGER
    
    
    
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    SUPER-HOT N' SPICY BURGER
    
    The semi-final round features
    a special Super-Hot n' Spicy Burger
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    SUPER-HOT N' SPICY BURGER
    
    
    made by Thunder Burger!
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    The two teams to eat the most burgers
    within the time limit
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    will advance to the final round!
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    Is it really okay for humans
    to eat this?
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    No matter what's placed before me,
    I cannot lose!
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    That looks so good!
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    I wish I entered the contest too!
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    Eating something like
    that will ruin your health!
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    It's so stupid.
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    TEAM NARA - TEAM AKIMICHI - TEAM DOTONBORI
    
    All right, get ready…
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    Let's do this, Cho-Cho!
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    Begin!
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    My wife's watching.
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    I have to have a cool expression
    on my face!
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    Gasping over something like this?
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    Choji Akimichi wasn't a threat to us,
    after all.
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    This doesn't quite satisfy me.
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    Seriously?
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    The father-son team, The Gluttons,
    are on a rampage!
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    Which team will come out of top?!
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    Cho-Cho, this is the time to show them
    what the Akimichi are made of!
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    END OF THE SEMI-FINAL ROUND
    
    
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    END OF THE SEMI-FINAL ROUND
    
    The semi-final round is over!
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    Advancing to the finals are…
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    Team Glutton and Team Akimichi!
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    This is considered eating?
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    Watching them made me hungry.
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    Give me more!
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    Here! A piping hot meat bun!
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    Ahhh!
    Chomp-chomp!
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    Slow down…
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    You'll burn your mouth
    if you eat so fast—!
[14:18] ---
    Sensei?
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    Yummy! Yummy!
[14:22] ---
    Oh hey, Boruto!
[14:23] ---
    Fancy meeting you
    twice in one day!
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    What are you doing,
    Shino Sensei?
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    I heard that my former students
    are in the contest.
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    So, I'm here to support them
    as their former teacher.
[14:35] ---
    No, I don't mean that!
[14:37] ---
    I mean, what's that?
[14:39] ---
    You're hungry?
[14:41] ---
    I'm sorry, but I can't share
    this meat bun with you.
[14:44] ---
    This is for Kuraa-ma…
    I mean—
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    This is for me to eat.
[14:49] ---
    But if you insist,
    maybe I could give you one…
[14:53] ---
    The reason is…
    I actually bought one more!
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    Man… That was horrible.
[15:03] ---
    What are you two doing anyway?
[15:05] ---
    Mom!
[15:06] ---
    Did the cool,
    nonchalant way I handled
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    those Super-Hot n' Spicy burgers
    make you swoon, Mom?
[15:13] ---
    Cool, huh?
[15:14] ---
    The next round is for the win.
    Watch me triumph, okay!
[15:20] ---
    Triumph, you say?
[15:22] ---
    An eating contest is like
    a gathering of the reckless, right?
[15:26] ---
    To triumph over a group
    like this seems dubious.
[15:30] ---
    D-Dubious?
[15:31] ---
    Anyway, don't make too much
    of a fool of yourself.
[15:36] ---
    Dad, are you okay?
[15:39] ---
    W-What's my redeeming quality?
[15:44] ---
    Hey wait!
[15:45] ---
    Where are the food stands?
[15:49] ---
    What do we do with the leftovers?
[15:51] ---
    Who would wanna eat
    something this spicy?
[15:54] ---
    Oh well, it's such a waste, but…
[16:01] ---
    You wanna eat this?
[16:03] ---
    Yeah!
[16:05] ---
    Don't get sick, okay?
[16:08] ---
    The special Super Spicy-Hot Burger!
[16:10] ---
    And I get to eat it?! I'm so lucky!
[16:15] ---
    Thank you for the food!
[16:19] ---
    Huh? It's not spicy at all!
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    FOR GLUT AND TON
    
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    SPECIAL BOWLS FOR
    THE SWEET AZUKI BEAN SOUP
    
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    It's the final round at last!
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    The last battle features
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    Ankorodo's Sweet Azuki Bean Soup
    with Dumplings!
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    The parent and child team
    that finishes the most bowls
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    within the time limit wins!
[16:44] ---
    Dad, cheer up!
[16:46] ---
    My redeeming quality…
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    Ready, set…begin!
[16:56] ---
    Hey, come on, Dad!
[17:02] ---
    Something like this could
    never fill me up,
[17:04] ---
    no matter how many I eat.
[17:06] ---
    What's going on?
[17:08] ---
    They're not slowing down at all.
[17:11] ---
    And you're supposed to be
    the reigning champion of eating contests?
[17:14] ---
    What a joke!
[17:16] ---
    TEAM AKIMICHI - TEAM DOTONBORI
[17:20] ---
    Humph…
[17:20] ---
    There's no way we can allow
    Choji and his daughter to win…
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    I'll stoop to anything to prevent it.
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    GLUT / TON
    
    CHOJI / CHO-CHO
    
    
    
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    GLUT / TON
    
    CHOJI / CHO-CHO
    
    I switched their bowls to
    ones that aren't as deep.
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    This should spell the end of Choji.
[17:35] ---
    TEAM AKIMICHI - TEAM DOTONBORI
[17:38] ---
    Hey, where are my seconds?
[17:42] ---
    Here you go.
[17:43] ---
    Now eat up, ya know!
[17:45] ---
    Huh?!
[17:47] ---
    Th-This is—?!
[18:00] ---
    Dad…
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    Even if it's the most delicious meal,
    I can't finish it all alone!
[18:06] ---
    Cho-Cho…
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    Delicious meals are meant
    to be eaten together!
[18:10] ---
    Isn't that what you said?
[18:12] ---
    I bought them so
    we could enjoy them together!
[18:15] ---
    How could you eat them
    all by yourself?!
[18:20] ---
    Honey!
[18:21] ---
    Don't you dare make
    Cho-Cho eat by herself!
[18:24] ---
    Show 'em what you're made of!
[18:29] ---
    I'm sorry, you two.
[18:31] ---
    Dad?
[18:35] ---
    Now that's my dad!
[18:41] ---
    Damn it!
[18:42] ---
    Whoa! The two teams are
    neck and neck!
[18:47] ---
    Those two are so useless…
[18:49] ---
    Since it's come to this then…
[18:52] ---
    Ankorodo Secret Ninjutsu:
    Mochi Style:
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    Infinite Dumplings!
[18:59] ---
    What's going on?
[19:08] ---
    By the way,
    how do I stop this jutsu?
[19:13] ---
    It's been 30 years,
    and I've forgotten how.
[19:18] ---
    What's going on?
[19:20] ---
    SICK BAY
    
    
[19:22] ---
    SICK BAY
    
    Damn it, I've gotta do something!
[19:24] ---
    Leaf Hurricane!
[19:26] ---
    Great Leaf Hurricane!
[19:31] ---
    It keeps springing back…
    and there's no end to it!
[19:37] ---
    A piece of food trying to eat me?!
[19:39] ---
    Go back to being a grain of rice…
    and start over again!
[19:44] ---
    Seriously? Is this for real?!
[19:45] ---
    I'm stuck!
[19:47] ---
    What are you doing?!
[19:50] ---
    Mom!
[19:55] ---
    Damn it.
[19:56] ---
    I'll use my jutsu to blast it off,
    so make a run for it.
[20:00] ---
    I can't leave you here
    by yourself, Mom!
[20:04] ---
    What are you doing to my family?!
[20:08] ---
    Dad!
[20:16] ---
    Honey!
[20:17] ---
    If you do something like that,
    your stomach will burst!
[20:23] ---
    Mom!
[20:27] ---
    I ate the snacks all by myself…
[20:30] ---
    Honey!
[20:31] ---
    …and I'm sorry!
[20:40] ---
    Sorry…
[20:41] ---
    Dad?
[20:43] ---
    Damn it!
[20:44] ---
    How much can you eat?
[20:48] ---
    How could it turn out like this?
[20:52] ---
    You have some
    explaining to do, Granny.
[20:58] ---
    WINNERS
    TEAM AKIMICHI
    
[21:00] ---
    CONGRATULATIONS
    TO THE WINNERS!
    
[21:06] ---
    As expected!
[21:07] ---
    I can't believe they ate everything!
[21:12] ---
    Anyway, all's well that ends well.
[21:16] ---
    I'm sorry…
[21:18] ---
    I'm a horrible person, aren't I?
[21:21] ---
    Can someone like me have
    any redeeming qualities?
[21:26] ---
    Even if you don't see it,
    it doesn't matter as long as I can see it.
[21:30] ---
    Huh?!
[21:32] ---
    What is it?
    What's Dad's redeeming quality?
[21:35] ---
    Be quiet!
[21:39] ---
    All right!
[21:40] ---
    I'm hungry
    now that I'm relieved!
[21:42] ---
    Shall we go and eat our prize?
    Sweet azuki bean soup with dumplings?
[21:45] ---
    You're going to eat more?!
[21:48] ---
    Yup, they make a fine couple.
[23:27] ---
    Something bothering you, Sasuke?
[23:29] ---
    What do you want?
[23:30] ---
    Has being away for long stretches
[23:32] ---
    made it hard to understand
    your daughter?
[23:34] ---
    Why don't you leave
    this one to me?
[23:36] ---
    This has nothing to do with you.
[23:38] ---
    This book is called Make-Out Tactics!
    It's my favorite book.
[23:42] ---
    Next time on Boruto
    Naruto Next Generations:
[23:45] ---
    "Tactics for Getting Along
    with your Daughter"
    
    
[23:48] ---
    Don't you want to learn some tactics
    to help you get along with your daughter?
    
    
[23:52] ---**
    TACTICS FOR GETTING ALONG
    WITH YOUR DAUGHTER