E192 - Ino Screams! Chubby Paradise!

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    Rock away your existence,
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    Shouting that you are here…
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    A new journey begins now.
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    As we survived through
    the changing seasons,
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    we gained knowledge and strength,
    (just looks like a survival game)
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    But the forgotten memories,
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    of the feelings abandoned within
    the flows of time,
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    have also been lost.
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    When sinking down,
    we learned loneliness.
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    But now we’ve met each other,
    we are no longer alone.
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    Unveil your feelings,
    Those high emotions
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    Those tears will change your fate.
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    Pound your heartbeat
    against the darkness,
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    We’re sure to meet,
    Under the same flag of pain
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    I’ll give it to you straight…
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    Your next mission was commissioned
    by a certain Feudal Lord’s daughter.
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    You are to act as her double.
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    I don’t know where she heard about you,
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    but you apparently bear
    a striking resemblance to the princess.
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    Therefore she requested
    that you be the one who carries it out…
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    A double…?
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    Is someone targeting the princess?
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    Well, if anything,
    she’s the one who’s doing the targeting…
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    Huh?
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    Not to worry.
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    You’re already an admirable
    Hidden Leaf Shinobi.
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    Furthermore, I’ve arranged for you
    to have an assistant.
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    Assistant?
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    Grandma Tsunade!
    You have a mission for me?
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    And one from a Feudal Lord to boot!
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    Huh?! Lady Tsunade!
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    Sorry, but all the other guys
    are too busy.
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    Just me and this guy?
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    Yup.
    Do your best to carry out the mission.
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    The client is
    a Feudal Lord’s daughter, huh…
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    Wow… I guess that means that
    I’ve finally became good enough
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    to handle amazing missions
    like this, huh?!
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    Hey, don’t get too excited.
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    Terrible things happen
    when you're like that.
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    I know…
    Just leave things in my capable hands!
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    You’re really a piece of work…
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    Ino Screams! Chubby Paradise!
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    Thank you for coming from afar.
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    That’s the client?
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    She and Ino really do look alike, but…
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    I-It’s a bit of a stretch…
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    It’s all right.
    I have an idea of what you wish to say.
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    My physique doesn’t really resemble
    that of the double there…
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    That’s what you’re thinking, right?
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    – Oh…not at all… Umm…
    – To be honest,
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    – I don’t think you resemble her at all.
    – Hey!
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    Well, I don’t blame you for thinking that.
    But here, have a look at this!
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    T-That’s…lno!
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    That’s what I looked like
    a short time ago…
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    Truth be told, I only got like this
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    after it was decided that
    I was to have an arranged courtship.
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    An arranged courtship?!
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    The other party is Master Chikara
    from the neighboring Land of Udon.
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    Ever since I saw his picture,
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    my feelings for him
    have deepened day by day.
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    And as the day
    of the arranged courtship grows closer,
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    I have become increasingly nervous,
    my cheeks have been flushed,
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    and my heart has been pounding.
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    I can’t even sleep at night.
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    And because of that stress,
    I’ve started overeating…
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    It goes without saying that
    you’ll get fat if you pig out.
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    Of course,
    I’ve taken appropriate countermeasures!
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    I’ve been using something that cuts all
    the fats and carbohydrates that I ingest…
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    "Easy-Peasy Slim Special”
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    It didn’t work, did it?
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    I placed too strong hopes in it…
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    How can I possibly have
    an arranged courtship
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    with the man I’m infatuated with
    when I look like this?
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    So that’s my situation…
    Now, let’s get to the main issue.
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    I want you to attend
    the arranged courtship in my place
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    and make it a success at any cost.
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    Huh?! So this double thing
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    is just to act on you behalf
    at some arranged courtship?!
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    What do you mean by
    “some arranged courtship”?!
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    I mean, when you talk about doubles,
    you thinks of situations
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    where someone’s life is in danger
    and that sort of thing.
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    What are you talking about?!
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    The princess’s entire life is at stake!
    This is major!
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    Oh! So you understand a heart in love…
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    I sure do…
    A girl always wants to look cute
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    for the guy she loves.
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    Even if she’s a fake…?
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    It can’t be helped.
    I mean, guys prefer slender girls.
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    That’s exactly right!
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    I’m counting on you.
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    Sure thing! Leave it to me!
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    But even if
    the arranged courtship goes well…
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    The gap is just too big.
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    I’ll just have to lose weight
    by the day of the wedding.
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    I already have a plan in place for that.
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    This supplemental type diet food,
    “Supplement Slender”!
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    If I supplement all three meals with this…
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    Why don’t you draw on the lessons
    you’re supposed to have learned…?
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    In any case, I’ll use my charms to make
    this arranged courtship a success!
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    This annex is where
    I often played in my childhood.
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    I plan to use this to listen in on
    the arranged courtship from here.
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    Huh… That’s pretty convenient.
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    I would love to meet him in person
    if I could, but…
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    Hey, is he that cool looking?
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    Of course he is!
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    He’s someone with
    something really special about him!
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    Well then,
    just make sure he falls for you.
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    Leave it to me!
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    I thought you weren’t motivated…
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    Well, this is a mission after all.
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    So I think I’ll pull myself together
    and hustle!
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    Don’t do anything unnecessary, okay!
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    W-What’s up?
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    The sound is getting closer!
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    – What? – It’s so bright!
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    There are many a handsome man
    in this world,
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    but this man is
    renowned even among them!
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    This man makes
    Land of Udon what it is…
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    that sexy man
    with glistening sidelong glances!
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    The oh-so-great young prince Chikara…
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    Kneel down and bow before him!
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    Sorry.
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    It appears that
    I have kept you waiting, princess
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    You're…Master Chikara?
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    He’s even more intense than
    lntense-Brow Sensei.
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    I’m sorry, pretty girl.
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    I have constitutional low blood pressure.
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    Dunno. He looks more like
    he has high blood pressure to me…
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    What?
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    D-Do you always scatter
    flower petals?
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    Flowers are wonderful.
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    They truly allay the fatigue
    of your mind and your body.
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    Don’t you find them relaxing?
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    I-I guess…
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    Okay then, next…
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    Hey, don’t you think
    he’s different from her description…?
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    I mean, he’s fa…
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    Fa…?!
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    Stop!
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    These sweets are really fabulous,
    aren't they?
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    Do excuse us a little.
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    What the heck are you doing,
    out of the blue like that?!
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    It’s women’s intuition.
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    I got the same vibe from him as Choji.
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    That word is probably taboo.
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    Oh, I see!
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    Gimme a break!
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    What’s up with that uselessly
    intense chubby guy showing up
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    when she told us
    he’d be a handsome prince?!
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    But wouldn’t his physique
    be a perfect match for her?
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    I’m sure there must be some mistake.
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    There’s no way a girl
    would fall in love with a guy like that.
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    But maybe that’s
    the princess’ taste in men…
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    That’s impossible. I mean…
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    He’s flashy…!
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    Intense…!
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    And a fatso!
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    He’s a freak! A freak!
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    There’s gotta be a mistake!
    I’m sure of it!
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    Y-You think so?
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    What are you saying?
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    There’s no mistake that that’s
    Master Chikara, the man of my heart.
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    I thought so…
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    What an elegant man…
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    I deeply regret that I cannot see him
    up close with my very own eyes.
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    I guess one could say that everybody
    has their own set of woes.
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    Listen, make sure that
    he takes a liking to me no matter what!
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    Stop complaining and get the ball rolling
    with dogged persistence!
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    I will convey that to her.
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    Has you tension not eased?
    Music is good for relaxation.
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    Please, you need not go to the trouble…
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    – What did she say?
    – She said there’s no mistake.
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    She wants you to bulldoze on ahead!
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    I can’t believe it!
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    It’s our mission, you know!
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    I know that…
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    Princess Fuku…do you like roses?
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    Yes…very much so…
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    Great! I love roses too!
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    In the language of flowers,
    they signify love!
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    But don't their meanings
    differ depending on their color?
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    For example, yellow roses are
    supposed to mean “Let’s break up”…
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    It’s nonsense to discriminate
    because of color…
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    I mean the flowers
    are not at fault, after all.
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    For you.
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    Hey…wait!
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    Huh?
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    I can’t do it! I can’t do it!
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    There’s no way!
    He’s too intense.
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    There’s no way I can act as
    a substitute for the princess!
[11:45] ---
    Calm down.
    Stop saying that and do your best.
[11:48] ---
    Nope.
    I just can’t stand him physically.
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    Oh, I got it.
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    If you just think of him
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    – as a somewhat intense Choji…
    – Choji has fat on him
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    for the sake of his Ninjutsu…
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    I don’t have the slightest idea
    what purpose that prince’s fat serves.
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    That’s a pretty severe opinion,
    you know…
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    I’m going off somewhere for a moment.
[12:04] ---
    Huh? Hey, where are you going?!
[12:08] ---
    Gimme a break, that girl’s a handful…
[12:12] ---
    Well, this is for the sake of
    a mission after all.
[12:14] ---
    I guess it’s about time for Naruto
    to lend a helping hand!
[12:23] ---
    What is it?!
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    I’m not judging you, but I think you
    should pass on that young prince.
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    There’s something wrong with his head.
    I’m positive!
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    What are you saying?
    He’s a passionate and wonderful man!
[12:37] ---
    But…
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    I hired the Leaf to
    provide me with substitute for
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    the arranged courtship
    and bring it to success.
[12:44] ---
    You’re a professional Shinobi, right?
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    So I suggest you get on it
    and get the job done!
[12:50] ---
    The atmosphere in there
    hasn’t been very congenial at all!
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    You need to be aggressive
    in making yourself appealing to him!
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    I’m sorry to have
    kept you waiting, Chikara!
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    That’s right!
    Just like that…huh?
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    That jerk…!
[13:03] ---
    H-Hey!
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    P-P-Princess?
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    Master Chikara… Could you loosen
    my sash for me, please?
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    But…but…
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    Please.
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    Oh my gosh!
[13:25] ---
    There’s a creepy-crawler up here
    under the roof that looks like a sow bug!
[13:30] ---
    Mind Destruction Jutsu!
[13:34] ---
    A creepy-crawler
    that looks like a sow bug?
[13:36] ---
    An insect?
[13:38] ---
    Oh…she vanished…
[13:40] ---
    What the heck are you thinking?!
[13:42] ---
    Where is the princess?
[13:44] ---
    I don’t know.
[13:45] ---
    She vanished…
[13:47] ---
    What is going on anyway?
[13:49] ---
    This is starting to irritate me…
    I can’t get what’s happening from here.
[13:54] ---
    Why are you meddling!
    I was just one step away!
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    What do you think you’re doing,
    dressed up like Princess Fuku?!
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    I’m telling you!
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    In one of Pervy Sage’s books
    happened to glance at,
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    this is the kind of thing that worked.
[14:07] ---
    I don’t believe that anyone would
    use such a garish advance!
[14:12] ---
    That’s dirty!
[14:13] ---
    There’s absolutely no way
    a type of guy like you
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    would ever be mistaken for
    the protagonist of a boy’s comic!
[14:17] ---
    Huh! I was doing a way better job
    than you were!
[14:25] ---
    Gimme a break…
[14:26] ---
    Now that things have come to this,
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    I need to take care of business
    before another meddler gets in the way!
[14:32] ---
    Huh… You gotta be kidding…
[14:35] ---
    It looks like my help is needed
    if this mission is going to be a success.
[14:42] ---
    Princess…
    where in the world have you been?
[14:46] ---
    Please forgive me. I was so nervous
    I just flew into a panic earlier on…
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    You really seemed like
    a totally different person.
[14:54] ---
    I’m so sorry.
[14:56] ---
    You were such a wonderful person,
    that it became almost unbearable…
[15:02] ---
    Non. That is bad.
[15:04] ---
    We must change
    the air in here then.
[15:07] ---
    Oh, in that case, I will…
[15:11] ---
    Hi… Chikara!
[15:14] ---
    Huh?
[15:21] ---
    That just now,
    outside the sliding paper door…
[15:23] ---
    What’s the matter?
[15:25] ---
    There was one more…princess!
[15:30] ---
    That can’t be… Impossible.
[15:33] ---
    INNER INO Naruto…!
[15:36] ---
    But I’m very moved that
    you have such deep feelings for me
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    that you actually saw a vision…
[15:41] ---
    Vision? No, I definitely saw…
[15:44] ---
    You mustn’t look!
[15:51] ---
    P-Princess?
[15:53] ---
    Damn…I did that without thinking…
[15:56] ---
    Oh goodness me…
[15:57] ---
    In my ardent desire for
    you to look just at me, I…
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    What intense passion…
[16:05] ---
    All right…
    As you wish, princess.
[16:09] ---
    – Huh? – Allow me to catch
[16:11] ---
    those hot feelings in fine style!
[16:13] ---
    Could this be…?
[16:15] ---
    Come, don’t hold back.
[16:18] ---
    Huh?!
[16:27] ---
    You may not kiss him!
    No kisses!
[16:29] ---
    Oh!
[16:32] ---
    Goodness, you cannot
    be too careful these days!
[16:35] ---
    Who told you that you could
    go as far as kissing him?!
[16:37] ---
    Oh, it’s not that I wanted to…
[16:40] ---
    I’d have to say that
    you actually came to my rescue.
[16:42] ---
    Don’t bandy words with me!
[16:44] ---
    Listen carefully, holding hands is
    as much as I can concede to you…!
[16:48] ---
    You’re too loud!
[16:49] ---
    The princess vanished again.
[16:51] ---
    – Princess! – Princess!
[16:54] ---
    This isn’t good!
    I better hurry back.
[16:56] ---
    Don’t try anything funny in there!
[16:58] ---
    I know that! In any case, we can’t let him
    see the two of us together!
[17:05] ---
    Hurry back to your room, Princess!
[17:06] ---
    All right.
[17:13] ---
    Gimme a break that Ino…
[17:15] ---
    Dumping me in the lake like that.
    Thanks to her I’m freezing!
[17:23] ---
    This is bad! I gotta pee…
    Gotta go!
[17:26] ---
    I don’t know where
    the toilet is around here.
[17:29] ---
    There’s nobody around…
    Well, it is an emergency situation after all.
[17:35] ---
    Huh?!
[17:37] ---
    W-W-What the heck do you think
    you’re doing over there looking like me?!
[17:41] ---
    No…this is…um…
[17:43] ---
    How shameless!
    Stop that immediately!
[17:46] ---
    I can’t stop it…
[17:47] ---
    Do you not understand that
    I’m telling you to stop!
[17:49] ---
    It’s impossible to stop so sudden!
[17:55] ---
    Hey!
[18:00] ---
    Wait up!
[18:07] ---
    I wasn’t quite
    emotionally prepared earlier on…
[18:11] ---
    However, the feelings I have
    for you in my heart are true.
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    Princess…
[18:16] ---
    Master Chikara…
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    I have harbored a secret love for you
    for a long time.
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    Please, take me…
[18:25] ---
    Huh?
[18:29] ---
    – I wonder what that sound is?
    – I have no idea…
[18:34] ---
    Rain?
[18:40] ---
    What a beautiful rainbow…
[18:42] ---
    Stop, I say!
[18:44] ---
    I told you, it’s impossible!
[18:53] ---
    Ouch!
[18:54] ---
    Princess?!
[18:58] ---
    Naruto!
[19:00] ---
    You idiot!
[19:02] ---
    Forgive me for this one, please!
[19:04] ---
    I won’t forgive you!
[19:06] ---
    Look what you’ve done!
[19:09] ---
    Ouch… Stop!
[19:10] ---
    What in the world is going on?!
[19:12] ---
    Oh no!… Umm…this is, well…
[19:15] ---
    All right, that’s enough…
    We can't fake it any longer.
[19:20] ---
    I apologize for having hoodwinked you.
    I am…the bona fide Fuku.
[19:27] ---
    You mean to say that
    the princess up to now was an imposter?
[19:30] ---
    That is correct.
[19:32] ---
    What is the meaning of all this?
[19:36] ---
    I wouldn’t have imagined that
    things would come to such a finale!
[19:40] ---
    No, that’s not correct, Master Chikara!
[19:42] ---
    Out of my way!
[19:45] ---
    The super body I fantasized about
    in my dreams! My ideal personified!
[19:50] ---
    Bravo!
[19:52] ---
    – Huh? – Huh?
[20:01] ---
    My cute princess. Please marry me!
[20:06] ---
    I’m delighted, Master Chikara!
[20:08] ---
    Hail the future wife!
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    What is this anyway…?
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    Somehow it seems like our mission
    turned out to be success in the end…
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    I think?
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    Could it be? I put all my efforts
    in making advances on a guy
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    who’s not my type in the least
    and got rejected.
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    Moreover,
    it was a totally wasted effort…
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    Is that what happened?
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    But, everything turned out well.
    So isn’t it okay?
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    And both of them look so happy together…
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    That’s not the problem!
    A damsel’s heart has been wounded…
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    I can’t believe that, of all things,
    I was brushed off by a guy like that…
[20:52] ---
    He didn’t even glance in your direction
    at the end there.
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    Stop it! Don’t remind me.
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    You can never knows
    what a person likes, can you?
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    Nope…
    there’s no way I’ll acknowledge that!
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    A man’s got to like a slender girl better!
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    In order to become
    even more of a woman,
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    I’m going on a diet! On a diet!
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    Wait…wait up!
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    On a checkerboard night
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    when the stardust’s are rapidly dancing
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    I just can’t come out and say,
    “Ah, I don’t want to go home yet.”
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    Suggestively
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    Spat at that beloved face!!
    Mister Cricket
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    The Trombone gradually going off-key
[22:05] ---
    While on the sweaty center stage
    does bug me.
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    But more importantly, the fuzziness I feel
    in my undeveloped chest,
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    I wonder if it’s from
    that coke I just drank?
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    Naruto, let’s make some
    bittersweet memories of youth together!
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    – Huh? – No need to be shy.
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    I am ready both in mind and body!
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    What are you blabbing about
    all of a sudden?!
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    It was long…
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    To think how much
    I’ve waited for this moment!
[23:05] ---
    I have no idea what you’re talking about!
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    Here I come Naruto!
    Please become my first.
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    Just a minute.
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    Next Time: “Viva Dojo Challenge!
    Youth is all about Passion!”