E174 - Impossible! Celebrity Ninja Art: Money Style Jutsu!

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[00:16] ---
    I want to try and gather
    the unrestrained winds
[00:21] ---
    I’ll run toward the horizon,
    alongside the wave crests
[00:26] ---
    I’ve made my decision,
[00:29] ---
    even if there’s a long way to go
    on that road.
[00:31] ---
    I’ll continue towards the future I’ve planned
[00:36] ---
    Time rushes us
    The heartbeat speeds up
[00:46] ---
    When I woke in the middle of a dream
    I kept searching for that same light
[00:56] ---
    Under the shining star-lit sky with
    countless constellations and shadows
[01:06] ---
    There was something beyond that…
    What were you gazing at?
[01:16] ---
    What were you gazing at?
[01:51] ---
    Look, Papa!
[01:53] ---
    What is it, Kunihisa?
[01:55] ---
    Look, it’s sparkly and pretty.
[01:58] ---
    That’s right, Kunihisa.
[02:02] ---
    Even though it’s so pretty,
    how can it have no value…
[02:08] ---
    That’s horrible, isn’t it, Papa?
[02:10] ---
    Impossible!
    Celebirty Ninja Art: Money Style Jutsu!
[02:17] ---
    A-Are you serious, Grandma Tsunade!
[02:20] ---
    Calm down!
[02:22] ---
    Sorry, I’ll calm down.
[02:29] ---
    Since he is an important person,
[02:31] ---
    I believe there is no one appropriate
    for the job other than you.
[02:33] ---
    Finally… Finally a mission
    appropriate for my abilities.
[02:39] ---
    Guarding an important person…
    lt has such a nice ring to it!
[02:45] ---
    Listen seriously!
[02:49] ---
    Gotcha.
[02:52] ---
    Okay, about this mission…
[02:55] ---
    Shizune.
[02:56] ---
    Yes!
[03:00] ---
    The details are written in
    those documents.
[03:03] ---
    His name’s Kunihisa,
    he lives in the capital.
[03:06] ---
    He’s the heir of
    an old acquaintance of mine.
[03:08] ---
    Your acquaintance, Grandma Tsunade?
[03:11] ---
    Yes, his father’s name is Kunijiro.
[03:15] ---
    He made his fortune in one generation.
    He’s a successful jeweler.
[03:19] ---
    The heir of a jeweler…
[03:26] ---
    Hey, Papa?
[03:29] ---
    Is this real, too?
[03:31] ---
    Of course it’s real, little Kuni.
[03:34] ---
    So, is that and that and this
    and the one over there too?!
[03:38] ---
    Of course, little Kuni!
[03:40] ---
    Ninja! Ninja! Ninja!
[03:46] ---
    Suddenly my motivation is boosted!
[03:50] ---
    I’ll do it! I’ll do that mission!
[03:52] ---
    So where is this Kunihisa at,
    Grandma Tsunade?!
[03:57] ---
    Come in!
[03:59] ---
    – Ninja! Ninja! Ninja!
    – Wow! What’s this brat?
[04:02] ---
    Ninja! Ninja! Ninja! Ninja!
[04:04] ---
    Ninja?
[04:06] ---
    Don’t add that question mark at
    the end of your sentence, don’t!
[04:09] ---
    So it must be you!
[04:11] ---
    You are the kid who’s going with Kunihisa
    to play be a-Ninja-for-a-day…
[04:16] ---
    I’ll leave him to you, then.
[04:18] ---
    What? Be a Ninja for a day…?
[04:23] ---
    My little Kuni really admires Ninja,
[04:26] ---
    and he aggravates me by saying
    nothing but Ninja everyday.
[04:32] ---
    Grandma Tsunade!
[04:34] ---
    Wasn’t this
    the guarding-important-person mission?!
[04:37] ---
    What are you talking about?
[04:39] ---
    I did say he’s an important person,
[04:40] ---
    but didn’t say a word about
    guarding him.
[04:42] ---
    I was fooled! Grandma!
[04:44] ---
    Naruto Uzumaki!
[04:46] ---
    I order you to play be
    a-Ninja-for-a-day with Kunihisa!
[04:50] ---
    Damn… That’s a dirty trick, Grandma!
[04:53] ---
    Oh, there’s one more thing.
[04:56] ---
    I added your regular missions
    as a service.
[04:58] ---
    Oh, that’s cruel, Grandma Tsunade!
[05:08] ---
    Clean the pond, repair the bridge,
    get rid of the savage pig,
[05:13] ---
    and…
[05:16] ---
    It turns out that babysitting is just added
    to the regular D-rank missions!
[05:21] ---
    Ninja, Ninja.
[05:29] ---
    Watch this, Kunihisa!
[05:30] ---
    I’ll teach you the awesomeness
    of a Ninja.
[05:38] ---
    Hey, awesome Naruto! Awesome!
[05:43] ---
    It’s “be-a-Ninja-for-a-day,” isn’t it?
[05:45] ---
    So Kunihisa, you gather garbage
    from over there, too.
[05:48] ---
    Okay!
[05:50] ---
    Oh, that’s right.
    Don’t go into the marsh.
[05:52] ---
    This marsh is bottomless,
[05:54] ---
    so once you’re caught,
    you can’t get out.
[05:58] ---
    Huh, what?
[06:00] ---
    – Oh, no, Young Master is in trouble!
    – Naruto!
[06:03] ---
    What are you doing?!
[06:05] ---
    You fool! I’ll save you,
    so you stay right there!
[06:08] ---
    Fool! I’ll be fine.
[06:10] ---
    You’ll be fine?
[06:11] ---
    I can handle this kind of simple task
    with my Ninjutsu.
[06:14] ---
    Ninjutsu?
[06:16] ---
    – Oh no! Young Master!
    – Oh, no!
[06:21] ---
    Alligator snapping turtle, Piranha, Toad!
[06:24] ---
    Money Style:
[06:27] ---
    Help Me Jutsu!
[06:29] ---
    What?!
[06:31] ---
    – Yay! – Mine!
[06:33] ---
    Wha--?! Wh-Wh-Wha--?!
[06:43] ---
    I’m fine!
[06:48] ---
    What are you guys doing?!
[06:50] ---
    If you want money hurry up
    and rescue me.
[06:58] ---
    What good would increasing
    the victims do?
[07:06] ---
    Hey, Kunihisa.
[07:08] ---
    Huh?
[07:11] ---
    Who are they?
[07:13] ---
    Oh, them…
[07:15] ---
    Papa employs them and
    they protect me if I get into trouble.
[07:21] ---
    Really.
[07:23] ---
    That’s right, for example…
[07:27] ---
    There!
[07:36] ---
    See!
[07:37] ---
    What do you mean “see”?!
[07:40] ---
    Is it okay?
[07:42] ---
    I said it’s okay!
[07:44] ---
    Really, really okay?
[07:47] ---
    What are you so freaked out about?
    lt’s okay!
[07:52] ---
    But still, it’s scary!
[07:54] ---
    Cut the bull and come here now!
[07:57] ---
    R-Right!
[07:59] ---
    But just before that…
[08:02] ---
    Ninja Art: Scapegoat Jutsu!
[08:08] ---
    See? It’s fine.
    C’mere, quick!
[08:13] ---
    If I get on it next,
    I think it might break…
[08:16] ---
    Let’s check out a bunch more.
[08:23] ---
    I’m not finished yet! More of you!
[08:26] ---
    Go!
[08:33] ---
    What the--?!
[08:40] ---
    Just as I thought.
[08:45] ---
    I thought I was gonna die.
[08:46] ---
    What were you doing, Kunihisa?!
[08:50] ---
    What would have happened if
    I’d got on the bridge like that?
[08:54] ---
    C’mon you!
[08:56] ---
    Okay everyone, your compensation!
[08:58] ---
    Here!
[09:00] ---
    I’m telling you, stop that!
[09:04] ---
    That kid…
    He’s got money, huh, Big Brother.
[09:08] ---
    Yeah… And his main guard
    is a single Genin.
[09:12] ---
    Big Brother, it’s decided.
[09:16] ---
    Yeah.
[09:25] ---
    What’s next?
[09:26] ---
    Get rid of the savage pig
    who appears in the field ahead.
[09:29] ---
    Okay! I’ll do my best!
[09:33] ---
    What the--?!
[09:35] ---
    A savage pig…?
[09:38] ---
    More like a monster!
[09:40] ---
    Crap!
[09:41] ---
    Shadow Clone Jutsu!
[09:43] ---
    That’s cool!
[09:50] ---
    Naruto!
[09:52] ---
    Okay! It’s my turn this time!
[09:55] ---
    F-Fool! What are you doing?
    Hurry up and escape!
[10:01] ---
    Here I go!
[10:02] ---
    Ninja Art: Money Clone Jutsu!
[10:06] ---
    Money Clone?!
[10:11] ---
    Huh?!
[10:12] ---
    Hey, you ugly savage pig!
[10:14] ---
    Starting now,
    I, Kunihisa, will punish you!
[10:20] ---
    Go!
[10:24] ---
    Go! Get him! There!
[10:30] ---
    What, nobody wants to eat your meat!
    You dummy!
[10:46] ---
    He ordered all of this!
[10:47] ---
    What?!
[10:48] ---
    I didn’t want to,
    but he forced me to…
[10:51] ---
    Huh? W-Wait…
[10:53] ---
    That’s a lie. It’s a misunderstanding!
[10:56] ---
    Those are false charges!
[11:05] ---
    Forgive me! Naruto…
[11:08] ---
    I… How should I put this…?
[11:10] ---
    really hate guys like you!
[11:13] ---
    Why are you getting so testy?
[11:16] ---
    Geez, poor people just can’t help
    that they have short tempers…
[11:24] ---
    This’ll put you back in a good mood.
[11:26] ---
    Take as much as you want!
[11:27] ---
    Enough already!
[11:30] ---
    I’m telling you to stop
    doing stuff like that!
[11:32] ---
    Why?
[11:33] ---
    It’s a big mistake to think that
    anything can be resolved with money!
[11:36] ---
    There are times when you have
    to use your own power!
[11:40] ---
    There hasn’t been anything that
    I couldn’t do with money so far!
[11:44] ---
    You… Are you always like this?
[11:47] ---
    With that personality,
    you can’t make friends!
[11:49] ---
    It’s okay ‘cause
    I can buy friends with money!
[11:52] ---
    What…?
[11:54] ---
    You… Buy friends? You mean…
[11:57] ---
    If I give ‘em money,
    everybody will be my friend!
[12:02] ---
    Kunihisa…
[12:04] ---
    That’s why I hate country Ninjas.
[12:07] ---
    They’re cheap and stink of poverty…
[12:11] ---
    Stupid!
[12:13] ---
    Oh, please wait, Master Kunihisa!
[12:24] ---
    Running made me hungry.
[12:27] ---
    Take this and buy a boxed lunch!
[12:29] ---
    There’s nothing like a store
    to buy lunch around here.
[12:32] ---
    Well, snacks will be fine!
[12:34] ---
    There’s no convenient store
    or candy shop…
[12:36] ---
    You’re useless!
    This is why I hate the country!
[12:44] ---
    Stupid Naruto.
[12:49] ---
    What’s that?
[12:51] ---
    Oh, Young Master!
[12:54] ---
    Oh!
[12:56] ---
    Little fish, little fish!
[13:00] ---
    Let’s eat!
[13:03] ---
    The kid must be stupid to get
    caught in this cheap trick.
[13:07] ---
    Don’t you agree, Bro?
[13:08] ---
    Yeah!
[13:18] ---
    Huh? Naruto?!
[13:21] ---
    Aw man,
    you’re really high maintenance.
[13:24] ---
    Those two guys just now…
[13:25] ---
    They were going to catch you!
[13:28] ---
    They were plotting a kidnapping, whatever…
[13:32] ---
    Whatever…?
[13:34] ---
    I’m often a target,
    because I have money.
[13:37] ---
    Often a target…? You…
[13:40] ---
    More importantly,
    I want to eat more fish!
[13:43] ---
    Go find a shop and buy some.
[13:46] ---
    You… Still think you can do
    anything with money?
[13:51] ---
    All right, watch this!
[13:59] ---
    Yay! Awesome! Awesome Naruto!
[14:02] ---
    How’s that?!
[14:03] ---
    You can just get things using
    your own power without using money.
[14:09] ---
    Even… without using money?
[14:14] ---
    Damn!
[14:16] ---
    He attacked us by surprise,
    that cowardly bastard.
[14:18] ---
    I’ll give it back to him doubled!
[14:20] ---
    Well, wait…
[14:22] ---
    If we do it thoughtlessly,
    we’ll just get creamed again.
[14:25] ---
    So what do we do?
[14:27] ---
    We’ll use that thing.
[14:29] ---
    That thing…?
[14:36] ---
    Look close at the movement
    of the fish…
[14:38] ---
    Aim for the instant when
    they fall after jumping up.
[14:41] ---
    Don’t get hasty.
[14:44] ---
    Now!
[14:46] ---
    Oh!
[14:47] ---
    That was close!
[14:49] ---
    O-One more time, Naruto!
[14:51] ---
    I’ll get the Kunai knife,
    so one more time!
[14:54] ---
    Master Kunihisa!
[14:56] ---
    – It’s deep over there!
    – Please be careful!
[14:58] ---
    I know, I know…
[15:01] ---
    Where did it go?
[15:04] ---
    I think it’s in this area, but…
[15:09] ---
    I won’t let you get away this time!
[15:12] ---
    You guys…
[15:13] ---
    We hired these guys with
    the money you threw away.
[15:18] ---
    It means that now,
    they’re on our side…
[15:21] ---
    Hey, you guys! I’ll pay you double
    what those guys did!
[15:24] ---
    So be on my side…
[15:27] ---
    Wh-What the…?
[15:32] ---
    Looks like you’ve run out of money.
[15:34] ---
    How about you guys over there?
    Wanna join us?
[15:39] ---
    We’ll pay up stacks of money.
[15:42] ---
    Humph! These guys have been
    with me for a long time.
[15:45] ---
    That paltry sum won’t…
[15:47] ---
    We’re not going along with
    your selfish acts any longer!
[15:51] ---
    Y-You guys?!
[15:55] ---
    No! I don’t like it!
[15:58] ---
    Annoying brat. I’ll have to tie you up
    so you won’t move.
[16:08] ---
    What are you doing, Kunihisa?!
[16:10] ---
    Naruto, I… I…
[16:12] ---
    It’s fine already!
[16:15] ---
    Hey you… I’ll pay you double what
    you get for your mission.
[16:20] ---
    Won’t you hand that brat over to us?
[16:23] ---
    We’re just going to demand
    ransom money from his parents is all.
[16:27] ---
    We won’t kill him.
    Relax and hand him over.
[16:33] ---
    I-It’s not enough?
    Here, how about this?
[16:37] ---
    Naruto…
[16:38] ---
    Kunihisa! Ride on my back!
[16:40] ---
    O-Okay.
[16:43] ---
    S-Still not enough, huh? Here!
    That’s all of it! Take it!
[16:48] ---
    Like I said…
[16:51] ---
    It’s a big mistake to think
    you can obtain anything with money!
[16:55] ---
    Crap!
[16:56] ---
    After them!
[17:00] ---
    Listen! Hold on tightly Kunihisa.
[17:02] ---
    Okay!
[17:05] ---
    Damn! I can’t move
    with him on my back!
[17:15] ---
    I can’t see the bottom, Naruto…
[17:20] ---
    Go!
[17:24] ---
    Okay! You go on ahead.
[17:26] ---
    What?! Go on ahead?!
[17:32] ---
    There he is! Let’s get him!
[17:34] ---
    – Yeah! – Yeah!
[17:35] ---
    Wh-What are you doing?!
[17:36] ---
    It’s okay! Hurry up and jump!
[17:39] ---
    I-I can’t… I’m scared, Naruto!
[17:43] ---
    It’s not scary, c’mon!
[17:45] ---
    I can’t… I’m scared…!
[17:48] ---
    Damn it!
[17:50] ---
    Do it!
[17:53] ---
    Naruto!
[17:56] ---
    Well, you’re coming with me!
[17:58] ---
    Hurry! Kunihisa!
[18:00] ---
    B-But……
[18:01] ---
    It’s okay… You can definitely do this!
    Believe it!
[18:05] ---
    Prepare yourself!
[18:10] ---
    No way!
[18:12] ---
    Go Kunihisa!
[18:14] ---
    Oh, Big Brother!
[18:23] ---
    Huh?! Kunihisa?!
[18:28] ---
    It hurts!
[18:32] ---
    I’m going to clean those guys out
    and then I’ll be right over!
[18:34] ---
    So wait a second!
[18:37] ---
    D-Daruto…
[18:44] ---
    D-Darudo!
[18:46] ---
    The wall’s collapsing… Escape!
[18:50] ---
    How long are you guys gonna be
    on top of me!
[18:53] ---
    Shadow Clone Jutsu!
[18:56] ---
    Wh-Wh-What’s going on?!
[19:00] ---
    I have to go to him!
[19:02] ---
    There are times when you have
    to use your own power!
[19:07] ---
    Use my own…power!
[19:13] ---
    You can just get things using
    your own power with out using money.
[19:18] ---
    Even without money…
[19:20] ---
    with my own power!
[19:24] ---
    I can…do this!
[19:29] ---
    Just one step short!
[19:31] ---
    Naruto!
[19:34] ---
    Kunihisa!
[19:41] ---
    No! A little bit more!
[19:47] ---
    – We did it! – We did it!
[19:48] ---
    All right!
[19:53] ---
    I-It hurts but…
    I’m scared but…
[19:57] ---
    I…!
[20:00] ---
    You… What a face?!
[20:04] ---
    Kunihisa…
[20:08] ---
    You did a good job!
[20:14] ---
    Darudo!
[20:17] ---
    Wha--?!
    Hold on, don’t drip snot!
[20:20] ---
    But Naruto!
[20:22] ---
    Stop it!
[20:29] ---
    Well… See ya!
[20:31] ---
    Yeah! Next time you come play
    at my house, Naruto!
[20:34] ---
    Okay!
[20:36] ---
    Really… You took great care of him.
    Thank you!
[20:40] ---
    Yeah, well…
[20:43] ---
    Well then…
[20:44] ---
    Yes…
[20:53] ---
    Papa, Papa!
[20:55] ---
    What is it, little Kuni?
[20:57] ---
    Look, it’s sparkly and pretty…
[20:59] ---
    But it has no value,
    it’s just a marble, little Kuni.
[21:05] ---
    That’s true, Papa…
[21:07] ---
    But…
[21:10] ---
    As long as it's pretty, it doesn't matter
    whether it's valueless, right?
[21:31] ---
    The wind blows, Ah…
[21:34] ---
    The pain,
    The memories won’t disappear
[21:38] ---
    What should be brought along?
[21:41] ---
    Assemble them into a piece.
[21:44] ---
    There is no second chance, never
[21:47] ---
    How foolish it is to throw away
[21:50] ---
    Acting so innocently, Ah…
[21:54] ---
    The images.
[21:58] ---
    It probably will not end
[22:04] ---
    It probably will not end
[22:10] ---
    Burn that love-filled heart,
[22:13] ---
    Sail across a thousand dreams
[22:16] ---
    Running freely
[22:19] ---
    To take hold of the world in hand
[22:23] ---
    The clouds scatter
[22:26] ---
    The sun sets yet again
[22:29] ---
    The solo parade begins to move.
[22:36] ---
    Adventure, Lucky Day, Heart Beat, Rising,
[22:39] ---
    Decisive, Encounter, Life, Mutual Love
[22:50] ---
    All right, I’m fired up!
    Our mission this time is a treasure hunt!
[22:54] ---
    But your recent low mission
    success rate concerns me.
[22:58] ---
    No need to worry.
    We’ve got a map, so it’ll be a cinch!
[23:01] ---
    I’ve thought about it, you see…
[23:02] ---
    No need to think, believe it!
[23:03] ---
    If you fail this mission…
[23:05] ---
    It’ll be okay, I tell you!
[23:07] ---
    You’ll all start over again
    from the Academy!
[23:09] ---
    What?!
[23:11] ---
    Next time: "The Treasure Hunt is On!"