E186 - Laughing Shino

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    Rock away your existence,
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    Shouting that you are here…
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    A new journey begins now.
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    As we survived through
    the changing seasons,
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    we gained knowledge and strength,
    (just looks like a survival game)
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    But the forgotten memories,
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    of the feelings abandoned within
    the flows of time,
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    have also been lost.
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    When sinking down,
    we learned loneliness.
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    But now we’ve met each other,
    we are no longer alone.
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    Unveil your feelings,
    Those high emotions
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    Those tears will change your fate.
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    Pound your heartbeat
    against the darkness,
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    We’re sure to meet,
    Under the same flag of pain
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    Laughing Shino
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    Shino! Let’s rest a little!
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    I’m tired from doing nothing but
    walk since this morning, believe it!
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    You’re okay while
    you can say you are tired.
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    It’s because you still have
    energy left to talk.
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    Nothing but quibbling as usual…
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    Man, I’m unlucky.
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    To be stuck on a mission alone
    with Shino.
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    Hey, old lady.
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    Is Motoyoshi Village still far ahead?
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    Are you going to Motoyoshi Village?
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    Yeah!
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    Then you’ll be right there
    once you cross this path.
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    Really? Thank goodness.
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    But exercise great caution…
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    Huh?
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    Dead people also laugh
    in Motoyoshi Village…
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    It will be all over if
    you’re lured into laughing.
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    Naruto.
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    It’s Motoyoshi Village.
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    We never imagined it at this time…
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    To think that in this village…
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    an incident too terrifying to
    even talk about would occur…
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    In Mourning
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    I’m Futa Kagetsu, the chief mourner.
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    I’m Shino Aburame.
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    I’m Naruto Uzumaki!
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    Will
     Getting right down to business…
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    This is the will of my father,
    Tobei Kagetsu.
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    What’s this?!
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    My eldest son, Futa Kagetsu,
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    shall inherit the entire
    Kagetsu family estate…
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    HOWEVER…
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    A funeral is to be held tomorrow
    in Motoyoshi Village
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    for the head of the Kagetsu family
    that owns that stretch of mountains.
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    I’d like you two to go.
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    Funeral security, huh?
    Naruto can’t do it.
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    What do you mean?!
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    It’s because you have
    the most inappropriate face
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    in the Leaf Village.
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    Say what?!
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    I think so as well.
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    But there’s nobody else.
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    So I reluctantly decided
    to add Naruto.
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    You’ll be the main guy
    on this mission, Shino.
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    You're probably the best suited
    for this mission.
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    Huh?
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    As it happens,
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    there’s one more important mission
    in addition to security.
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    You’ll understand when
    you see the will.
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    However, in the event that Futa raises
    his voice in laughter at the funeral,
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    he shall lose inheriting rights
    and upon consultation,
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    the estate shall be divided up between
    the bereaved family members excluding Futa.
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    This will doesn’t make any sense at all…
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    An abundance of medicinal herbs
    can be picked in the mountains
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    owned by the Kagetsu family.
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    I would have no trouble getting
    by for the rest of my life
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    if I were to inherit the estate.
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    But all that will all go down the drain
    just by laughing at the funeral!
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    There’s no doubt that the relatives
    will be in a frenzy
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    trying to get me to laugh tomorrow.
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    To be honest,
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    I don’t have the confidence
    to withstand it.
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    But there is one salvation!
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    According to the will,
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    it’s acceptable if I, the chief mourner,
    were to appoint a substitute!
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    And so I commissioned the Leaf!
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    I asked for someone who
    absolutely will not laugh!
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    This is no doubt the perfect mission
    for Shino.
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    I’ve never seen
    this guy laugh before.
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    Indeed, I leave it to you.
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    I understand.
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    Big Brother, dinner’s ready.
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    This is my little sister Mai,
    the youngest.
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    She lived together with
    my father in this large home.
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    She was also the one at his deathbed
    during his final moments.
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    Mai, this is Shino and Naruto.
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    Nice to meet you…
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    Let’s eat!
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    Wait!
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    First, I’ll taste for poison.
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    Taste for poison…?!
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    I don’t think there would be anyone
    among the relatives
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    who would go that far…
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    But you can never be too careful.
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    You’ve got a point.
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    Will you be all right, Shino?
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    No problem.
    Even if it did contain poison,
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    the Parasitic Insects in
    my body will dissolve it for me.
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    Parasitic…lnsects?
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    How is it?
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    It's all right…
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    Shino…laughed?!
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    He seems to be in very high spirits.
    Which means the food is fine…
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    Don’t eat!
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    Shino laughing like
    this is definitely strange, believe it!
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    There’s a laughing drug in this food!
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    Who cooked the food?
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    I did.
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    But the back door isn’t locked…
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    So anyone could get in if they wanted to.
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    To think there would be
    someone in the family
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    who would go so far as to poison!
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    Oh, no…The drug has gotten to the insects!
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    No good…
    They can’t dissolve the drug.
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    Then what will we do about
    the funeral tomorrow?!
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    This is a sight that doesn’t seem
    of this world, believe it!
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    Naruto!
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    Even if we were to
    contact the village now,
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    we wouldn’t be in time…
    for the funeral…
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    So Naruto!
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    You…
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    will have to participate in the funeral
    as the chief mourner’s substitute!
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    No way…
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    Naruto.
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    I’m very uneasy, but I’ll be counting on you.
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    I’m also very uneasy, believe it…
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    Will you knock it off?! I can’t sleep!
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    You’re early, Tsukiko.
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    You’re already here, huh?
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    It’s dad’s funeral, after all.
    I came here in great haste.
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    Who’s that kid?
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    This is Naruto whom I’ve asked to
    be my substitute as chief mourner
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    since I’m not feeling so well.
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    Nice to meet you!
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    That’s how it’s going to be,
    so I will be leaving just with the greetings.
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    I see. But it sure is a troublesome will.
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    To think you can’t inherit the estate
    if you laugh at the funeral…
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    Be careful.
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    She’s my immediate younger sister
    in question, Tsukiko.
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    Five years ago,
    she married into the next village over…
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    But she’s probably the one
    after this estate the most.
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    That kid will be a cinch.
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    Each and every one of them…
    looks greedy…
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    What’s that…?
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    The monk has arrived.
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    Why choose a monk like this,
    of all people?
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    I have no knowledge of this!
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    It’s a different person from
    the monk at the meeting.
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    Don’t laugh…
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    Don’t laugh…
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    Laugh… Laugh… Laugh…
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    Now then, allow me to begin.
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    What was that sound?
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    Wasn’t it the wind blowing?
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    Naruto, did you not raise your voice
    and laugh just now?
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    No, I didn’t!
    I didn’t laugh at all, believe it!
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    Mai, you heard it, right?
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    I don’t know…
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    I only heard the sound of
    barrels falling over.
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    Well, fine.
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    The funeral has only just begun.
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    There are still plenty of chances…
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    After all, the opponent is this kid
    with a stupid look.
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    I’m saved…
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    Shino, huh? Thanks!
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    That was a close shave…
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    In order, please.
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    Then I’ll go first.
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    Laugh… Laugh… Laugh…
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    No good… He won’t laugh at that...
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    I’ll give it one more push.
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    Don’t laugh…!
[11:47] ---
    I must not laugh!
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    This kid is nothing.
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    I’ll kill him with laughter with
    that technique of mine…
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    This guy also intends on
    doing something, huh?
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    No matter what he does,
    no way will I laugh!
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    Kiyoyasu!
[12:06] ---
    –Kiyoyasu! –Kiyoyasu is…
[12:09] ---
    Here it comes…
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    Whatever he hits me with. I…!
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    I must not laugh!
[12:19] ---
    Laugh… Laugh… Laugh…
[12:25] ---
    A flower came out…
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    Don’t laugh…!
[12:28] ---
    Laugh… Laugh… Laugh…
[12:38] ---
    Don’t laugh, don’t laugh, don’t laugh…
[12:42] ---
    Laugh… Laugh… Laugh…
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    I won’t laugh…no matter what!
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    He’s pretty tough…
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    But how long can he hold on for?
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    We’ll make him laugh by the time
    the funeral ends without fail!
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    That…old woman…
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    Dead people also laugh
    in Motoyoshi Village…
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    It will be all over if you’re lured
    into laughing.
[13:19] ---
    What’s she doing in a place like this?
[13:23] ---
    Who’s there?!
[13:24] ---
    Uh, oh!
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    Oh, it’s you Mai…
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    With this, it’s over!
    We’ll put this in everyone’s tea!
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    But…
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    Everything will go well with this!
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    I don’t know about that.
[14:03] ---
    Who’re you?!
[14:04] ---
    Shino…
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    I heard everything…
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    How frustrating…
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    If this guy would just laugh,
    I’d get some of the estate…
[14:29] ---
    Thank you indeed for today.
    Allow me to thank you all…
[14:32] ---
    in place of the chief mourner.
[14:35] ---
    With this, the mission is complete…
[14:38] ---
    It looks like it will somehow
    end all right.
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    Once the monk goes home,
    the funeral will be over.
[14:44] ---
    Please wait!
[14:46] ---
    Please let my husband say
    thank you as well. Okay, dear.
[15:00] ---
    Hi! Thanks for coming today.
[15:03] ---
    Huh?
[15:04] ---
    Huh?
[15:05] ---
    Wh-What’s he going to do?!
[15:07] ---
    It was a very nice funeral.
    I was so moved!
[15:14] ---
    It’s tear-jerking.
[15:21] ---
    That Tsukiko…
    To think she would go this far.
[15:25] ---
    Naruto, if you can get through this,
    it will be over.
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    Please withstand it…!
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    It doesn’t hurt at all!
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    I must remember something sad
    at a time like this!
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    Why do I think of the Pervy Sage
    at a time like this?!
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    All right, now is the time
    to finish him off.
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    This is awful!
    The tears are causing my face to collapse.
[15:49] ---
    What’re you talking about?
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    Your face…is right here!
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    N-No!
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    Oh, no…
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    Yes!
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    What?
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    D–Dad…
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    You’re alive? Dad?!
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    Stop it, Big Brother, Big Sister!
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    Dad hates fighting!
[16:23] ---
    I’ve thought up a good joke.
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    I’ve thought up a good joke, too.
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    Who’re those kids…?
    Where’d they come from?
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    I’d get dad to laugh, first!
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    I will be the first! You stay out of it!
[16:36] ---
    Stop it! Fighting’s wrong!
[16:39] ---
    It’s as Mai says.
    Fighting’s wrong! Wrong.
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    Futa! Tsukiko!
[16:47] ---
    –Futa?! –Tsukiko?!
[16:49] ---
    N-Now that you mention it…
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    Yeah…They are indeed us
    from our childhood!
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    Oh, fighting’s wrong! A kettle’s a kettle!
[17:00] ---
    My mom dislikes ponkan mandarins!
[17:04] ---
    Groping is wrong!
    Hot sake is where it’s at.
[17:07] ---
    My wife’s secret stash is kept in a safe.
[17:11] ---
    Between my legs…
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    Ding, dong, ding.
[17:14] ---
    Yeah, ding-dong-ding.
    Yeah, ding-dong-ding.
[17:17] ---
    Yeah, ding-dong-ding.
    Yeah, ding-dong-ding.
[17:21] ---
    Yeah, ding-dong-ding.
[17:23] ---
    Ding-dong.
[17:24] ---
    –That’s right…
    –Ding-dong. Ding-dong.
[17:26] ---
    –When we were kids…
    –Ding. Yeah, ding-dong-ding.
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    –Dad made us laugh a lot
    –Ding-dong-ding.
[17:30] ---
    –with his silly jokes…
    –Ding-dong.
[17:31] ---
    –lt’s been a long time
    –Ding. Ding.
[17:32] ---
    –since I laughed at dad’s jokes…
    –Dong-dong-dong. Dong
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    –Dong-dong
    –This is it! This is what I wanted to see!
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    Dad!
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    Then who’s this?
[17:55] ---
    The laughter stopped.
[17:57] ---
    Shino!
[17:58] ---
    I’m sorry, everyone!
[18:01] ---
    But I didn’t think you’d all come
    if it weren’t my funeral…
[18:06] ---
    Mai helped me out a bunch
    and this was the plan.
[18:10] ---
    Is that really you, Dad? You’re alive.
[18:13] ---
    Why’d you do this?!
[18:16] ---
    In the old days,
    before we knew that
[18:19] ---
    the medicinal herbs we could pick
    in the mountains would be profitable…
[18:22] ---
    We were poor…
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    But we were bursting with laughter.
[18:29] ---
    However, we got rich from selling
    the medicinal herbs at a high price.
[18:34] ---
    And when we’d open our mouths,
[18:36] ---
    we’d start saying,
    “Money! Money! Money!”
[18:39] ---
    And the smiles vanished from
    everyone’s faces.
[18:43] ---
    I wanted everyone to remember
    what’s important.
[18:48] ---
    I wanted to get back
    the family’s smiling faces!
[18:51] ---
    If I wrote that ridiculous will,
[18:53] ---
    everyone would do stupid things
    trying to get Futa to laugh.
[18:57] ---
    And then not only Futa,
    but everyone would laugh and have fun…
[19:02] ---
    Happiness isn’t money!
[19:04] ---
    It’s living while getting along
    with everyone and laughing!
[19:11] ---
    I remember…
[19:14] ---
    Sure enough, laughter is important.
[19:17] ---
    That’s right…
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    To be honest, I’m sick of living
    at the mercy of money.
[19:23] ---
    You liar! You’re the one saying
    money this and money that the most.
[19:26] ---
    There are different kinds of “money,”
    and what I was talking about was…
[19:31] ---
    This bell.
[19:49] ---
    Could that be…?
[19:51] ---
    It’s the laughing drug.
[19:53] ---
    It’s still at experimental stage, though.
[19:55] ---
    If I made it okay to appoint
    a substitute chief mourner,
[19:58] ---
    Futa would summon someone
    who definitely wouldn’t laugh.
[20:03] ---
    So I tested it out on that person first.
[20:07] ---
    I was going to make everyone laugh
    by putting this in everyone’s tea
[20:11] ---
    if nobody had laughed by
    the end of the funeral.
[20:14] ---
    But…
[20:17] ---
    There’s no point to laughter
    using a drug…
[20:21] ---
    It’s because the people
    wouldn’t be laughing
[20:23] ---
    from the bottom of their hearts.
[20:28] ---
    Instead, they’d be crying in their hearts…
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    Like me right now!
[20:39] ---
    So at the end of the day,
    what happened with the mission?
[20:43] ---
    It's probably a success.
[20:44] ---
    It’s because the Lady Hokage probably
    knew about the real mission.
[20:49] ---
    Say-say.
[20:50] ---
    You transformed into that old man, right?
[20:53] ---
    Then the “Between my legs,
    ding-dong-ding” thing was something you…
[20:59] ---
    Forget about that.
[21:02] ---
    Absolutely forget about that.
[21:05] ---
    O-Okay, got it.
[21:07] ---
    Then, fine.
[21:11] ---
    Sure enough, I…
[21:13] ---
    I can’t get used to this guy…
[21:24] ---
    Yesterday’s Call Sign,
    was all from my cell phone.
[21:30] ---
    In a strange park,
    I play the Fuzz Guitar without enthusiasm.
[21:49] ---
    Yellow Moon.
[21:51] ---
    Even now, counting to three,
    I open my eyes
[21:58] ---
    Shadow Moon I am still dreaming.
[22:03] ---
    Look at my eyes, look at my eyes,
    as we face one another’s back
[22:10] ---
    Look at my eyes, when can we meet?
[22:17] ---
    EveryDay EveryNight
    With every word I can think of
[22:24] ---
    Right away, my messy feelings as is,
[22:32] ---
    A magical chord change, in a restless city
[22:39] ---
    A daily JAZZ Guitar played
    in a soft minor key
[22:50] ---
    The mission this time around is
    a commission from the Land of Greens
[22:52] ---
    and is protection for
    some traveling merchants.
[22:53] ---
    This is just a D-rank mission.
[22:55] ---
    Don’t complain. The castle lord there
    is a benefactor of mine.
[22:59] ---
    Make sure you do nothing wrong.
[23:01] ---
    I could manage a mission like
    that asleep, believe it.
[23:03] ---
    Very well.
[23:04] ---
    However, I’ve got an important reminder
    for you.
[23:06] ---
    Reminder?
[23:07] ---
    Make sure you don’t forget to take this
    with you to the site.
[23:09] ---
    That is all.
[23:10] ---
    Next time:
    “Open for Business!
     The Leaf Moving Service.”