E26 - Special Report: Live from the Forest of Death!

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    Here we are, here we are,
    here we are!
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    “The Golden Time”!
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    Starting tonight, “NARUTO” will be airing
    every Wednesday, from 7:27 at night!
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    – Leader… Leader…
    – For those who always watch "Naruto,"
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    and also for those who are watching
    for the first time, please enjoy!
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    Now, the new opening theme song,
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    ”HARUKA KANATA (Far Beyond)”
    is about to start!
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    Listen here! Leader!
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    W-What is it Konohamaru?
    I was just getting into it…
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    It’s only 7 o’clock.
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    What?
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    You’re 27 minutes early.
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    This is actually the time slot for
    “The Prince of Tennis.”
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    W-What?!
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    W-W-What are we going to do?
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    – I already did the greeting!
    – It’s not my problem…
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    I don’t care any more!
     I’m going to start “NARUTO”!
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    Hey, Sakura, Sasuke.
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    Naruto went ahead and
    started the program.
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    Are you ready?
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    No, no! I’m still in the middle
    of my facial!
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    What about the VTR for the main show?
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    It hasn’t arrived here.
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    I guess it can’t be helped.
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    I’ll have to do some dancing…
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    Nah! I mean I’m going to
    get the VTR.
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    In the meantime,
    you guys will have to fill up the time.
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    What?!
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    I’m depending on you.
    This is your mission.
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    Huh, a mission… all right!
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    All right, we’ll do it!
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    Hey, Naruto!
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    This is all your fault for being so careless!
    You have to learn your lesson!
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    Ouchh….
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    Go Go!
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    Press down hard on the gas
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    That’s right, there’s no compromise
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    We'll slip through the night
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    At the final moment push hard
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    That's right, all the way to zero,
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    Until we wipe away the days
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    Gently open your heart
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    If you pull it close to you
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    It will reach you, without a doubt
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    It will come, closer
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    Now
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    We’re speeding through life,
    squeezing it for all of its worth
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    Our feet are tied
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    But we still keep going farther
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    Even if I take it back, and grasp it
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    If you’re not the one
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    There will be no meaning
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    And so we’ll go far off into the distance.
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    W-What?
    Where is this place?!
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    Restricted Area
    Do Not Enter
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    This is the site of the second exam,
    the 44th Training Field...
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    Also known as... the Forest of Death.
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    Forest of... Death?
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    Huh?
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    Is that supposed to be... a rock?
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    Moreover, on top of the grass?
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    Hey, Konohamaru!
    What is it that you want?!
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    Just what I expect from the man I respect!
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    Good job on figuring it out!
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    Hey! Too much gunpowder used!
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    With an adult sexiness!
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    I’m Moegi of the senior class
    at Kunoichi preschool!
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    I love factoring! Udon!
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    The most brilliant Ninja in the village!
    Konohamaru!
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    The three of us together are
    the Konohamaru Gang!
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    Here we are!
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    What’s going on you guys?
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    Hey, I’m about to take the
    second exam for the Chunin Exam.
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    I have no time to be playing
    around with you guys!
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    We didn’t come to play around!
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    That’s right!
    We came here for an interview!
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    That’s right…
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    Interview?
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    Yeah, we were put in charge to write
    the feature article for the “Chunin Exam,”
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    for the academy’s class newspaper.
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    So that’s why we came to
    interview you, leader…
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    Please cooperate with us.
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    Please.
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    But...
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    Hey, over there!
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    What are you doing?!
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    Konohamaru here is asking about
    an interview for the class newspaper…
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    Oh, I forgot that Lord Hokage was
    mentioning something like that.
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    Hey, hey…
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    All right, take a 10-minute break
    starting now!
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    For those who will be interviewed,
    resign yourselves and be courteous.
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    Hey, hey… What’s this all about?
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    Big brother Naruto!
    I’m depending on you.
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    All right!
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    In that case, I'll just show you
    how attractive I am!
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    Special Report:
    Live from the Forest of Death!
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    Chapter of Character Introduction
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    Please introduce yourself.
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    Okay!
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    My name is Naruto Uzumaki!
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    A Ninja from Village Hidden
    in the Leaves!
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    My hobby is to play pranks,
    and I love ramen noodles,
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    I’ve just become a Genin but…
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    My dream is big, to become a Hokage!
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    And I’m going to surpass all
    the Hokage from the past,
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    and make everybody in the town
    acknowledge my existence.
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    I’ve been called a failure and such,
    but I graduated splendidly and,
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    as a member of Group Seven
    led by Kakashi Sensei,
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    I am dealing with
    difficult missions every day!
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    Distance from the target?
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    5 meters.
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    I’m ready anytime.
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    In Group Seven, there is also
    Sasuke and Sakura.
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    Since I’m really the only one that shows
    great success,
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    you don’t worry about the other two.
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    I got you!
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    Don’t say such things.
    lntroduce them properly!
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    Is the target correct?
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    I know, I know.
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    The target confirmed.
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    For example, this guy’s name is
    Sasuke Uchiha
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    and he’s a pretentious guy.
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    I heard that he’s one of the last
    remaining of the famous Uchiha clan,
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    but he really is a pitiful guy, like this…
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    Oh, this was when I transform but...
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    as long as you understand the greatness
    of my Ninja skills that’s all that matters.
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    Oh, and this is Sakura Haruno
    who is in love with me.
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    You know, the more she denies it,
    the more I’m convinced it’s true.
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    She hardly tells me how
    she really feels about me but,
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    her shyness makes her even cuter!
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    Is that true?
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    It really is true, true.
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    Who’s in love with Naruto?!
    Cha!
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    It was a lie after all!
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    I’m sorry…
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    Well, putting that aside,
    three of us formed a team
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    and got through a bunch
    of dangerous missions together.
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    Hey you…
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    What?
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    Oh, Missus!
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    I’ve gotten rid of all the weeds!
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    What? What's wrong?
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    Those…those aren’t weeds…
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    Huh?
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    Those are herbs I grew in my garden!
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    Ouch, ouch, ouch!
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    Somebody! Help…!
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    No!
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    Free Fall!
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    You idiot.
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    Trap Field
    Do Not Enter
     Don't go over there!
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    Hey! Please stop!
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    That fool…
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    Geez... All because he
    stubbornly chose that big dog.
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    This is a dangerous mission?
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    It only looks like you're being clumsy, Naruto.
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    Yikes !
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    Well, there were times like that too.
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    Do it over.
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    Transform!
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    Oh, this was when I defeated
    the Old Man Hokage.
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    This isn’t going to make a good article.
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    Fine, then you show me how to do it.
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    Fine! My name is Konohamaru…
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    The grandson of the
    town’s chief Hokage.
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    Grandfather is the most important figure
    in the Leaf Village
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    and is the third Hokage.
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    Those who succeed the Hokage name
    is the top Ninja of the village.
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    Especially the 4th Hokage is a great hero
    who protected the village
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    from the demon fox!
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    Hey, hey, hey wait!
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    You’re only talking about other people!
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    I was just about to start on myself!
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    Besides, Bro, you talk too much
    about yourself!
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    Of course, I am the star of the article,
    other people don’t matter!
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    You’re right, Naruto…
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    Of course, you’re going to forget
    about me
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    when you graduate from the academy.
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    But you can introduce me for a bit…
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    Oh, yes, yes…
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    He is the first person in the town
    who acknowledged me, Iruka Sensei…
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    He’s a really nice person,
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    he always treats me to
    ramen noodles at Ichiraku.
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    Am I just a nice person because
    I treat you to ramen noodles?
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    Oh no…well…that’s…
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    Don’t laugh it off!
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    Big brother, next up,
    I’m depending on you!
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    Oh, you’re right!
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    Then, I guess I could talk
    about Sasuke’s stories of failures…
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    I’ve already heard that one.
    Get more serious!
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    That Naruto…!
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    I bet he's just making up
    stuff as he pleases…
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    Humph!
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    Who cares…
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    This is good-looking Kakashi.
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    How is the situation over there?
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    This is cute Sakura.
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    Naruto is somehow managing
    to fill up the time.
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    More importantly, how is it over there?
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    Are we going to make it in time?
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    We’ll be able to deliver by the
    end of the commercial break, I think.
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    Oh and don’t forget to tell
    the viewers about the present.
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    Roger that.
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    Kakashi Sensei…
    Kakashi Sensei, please respond.
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    I wonder what happened?
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    He said that he’d be back by
    the time the commercial ended.
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    It can’t be helped.
    Sakura, you have to continue.
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    What, me?!
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    Sakura do your best!
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    Why are you there?!
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    Well, it can’t be helped,
    I guess I’ll have to do it.
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    Chapter of Ninja Art
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    Well, now we’ll have Sakura Haruno,
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    who is my senior as a Kunoichi,
    teach us about Ninja Art.
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    Yes, I am the beautiful Kunoichi,
    Sakura Haruno.
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    Beautiful?
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    What, you have any complaints?
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    Oh, no…
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    Transform!
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    Well first, Naruto’s Ninjutsu...
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    Sexy Jutsu,
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    Shadow Clone Jutsu!
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    Shadow Clone Jutsu.
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    Transform!
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    - Transform!
    - Transform!
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    - Transform!
    - Transform!
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    Harem Jutsu…
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    I call it, “Harem Jutsu”!
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    And something like this.
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    Hey!
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    It’s his fault that he’s late!
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    Dropping the blackboard eraser…
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    Next is the number one rookie, Sasuke,
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    who graduated as
    the top student at the academy.
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    You won’t get me by attacking
    straight on.
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    The most popular one in class, he can
    also fight Kakashi Sensei as an equal.
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    Sasuke is awesome!
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    Your Sasuke introduction
    is taking too long.
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    Naruto, you're so noisy.
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    Stay quiet.
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    Horse!
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    Tiger!
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    Fire Style: Fire Ball Jutsu!
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    What?!
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    That’s not a Jutsu Genin can use…
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    He couldn’t have enough Chakra!
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    Demon Wind Shuriken
    Windmill of Shadows.
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    Shuriken won’t work on me.
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    I’ll do it.
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    C-Could that be…?
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    Sharingan!
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    Is that, the Sharingan…?
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    If this is the same Kekkei Genkai
    as Kakashi Sensei’s…
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    he can read Bushy-Brow’s Jutsu!
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    Genjutsu or Ninjutsu…
    it’s some kind of magic either way.
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    I’ll reveal that!
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    Although you have seen Sasuke
    using powerful Jutsu like
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    Fire Style: Fire Ball Jutsu,
    Demon Wind Shuriken,
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    Windmill Shadow, and Sharingan,
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    the greatest of all is...
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    the sharp look of his eyes!
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    Any girl who has been stared
    at with those eyes,
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    will fall in love with him!
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    Sasuke! Look this way!
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    You’re... annoying.
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    Well, that cold behavior is also
    another attractive quality of Sasuke…
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    Next is our teacher,
    Kakashi Hatake Sensei,
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    also known as
    the Copy Ninja Kakashi.
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    He uses the Sharingan in his eye
    to assess the enemy’s technique
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    and copy over
    a thousand Jutsu techniques.
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    But he’s always late to meet people,
    and whenever he has any time
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    he always reads this questionable book
    called Make-Out Paradise,
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    and he always looks like he
    doesn’t really care about things…
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    Leaf Village Secret Finger Jutsu:
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    A Thousand Years of Death!
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    And the biggest mystery of all
    is his face hidden under that mask!
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    I wonder what he really looks like…
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    Ninja Art, Summoning,
    Earth Style: Fanged Pursuit Jutsu!
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    If you can’t use your eyes or ears,
    simply use your nose.
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    That’s what happens when
    you’re closing your eyes in the midst of fog.
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    This is the Summoning Jutsu
    specialized for pursuit.
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    On top of all that, why does he
    have the Sharingan in his left eye
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    that is only passed on in the Uchiha clan?
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    One mystery after another when
    it comes to this person,
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    so many things that I don’t understand…
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    I should ask him next time
    I have the chance.
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    Lightning Blade!
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    What the…?!
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    His hand is…
    visibly overflowing with Chakra!
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    You are too dangerous.
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    Water Prison Jutsu.
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    Oh no!
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    Secret Jutsu.
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    Crystal Ice Mirrors!
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    Next up are the Ninjutsu of
    the other Ninjas besides us.
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    There’s such a diverse collection of
    Ninjutsu that I have no time to explain all…
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    Chapter of Rivals
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    Please, Sasuke,
    whom I feel is like my future self,
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    take care of the next part.
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    Sure. After all, I have be the one
    to do something about it.
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    I knew that from the beginning.
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    Don’t try so hard to look cool.
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    Sasuke, the snob.
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    Don’t interfere.
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    Stay out of it, loser.
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    Annoying.
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    Shut up!
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    I hate the fact that only you stand out.
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    Nobody strong around you
    shows any interest in you.
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    What the…?!
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    Just watch this.
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    Hey!
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    You there…
    What’s your name?
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    I’m Gaara of the desert.
    I have an interest in you as well…
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    What’s your name?
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    Sasuke Uchiha.
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    Hey, you there.
    ldentify yourself.
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    Dang it!
    Again? It's always about Sasuke!
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    When asking someone his name,
    give your own name first.
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    You, with the unpleasant look.
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    Wait a minute!
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    Why don’t you fight with me here now?
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    I AM going to take out the Bushy-Brow.
    Believe it!
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    The one I want to fight isn’t you…
    lt’s Uchiha.
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    Everybody says Sasuke, Sasuke!
    lt's annoying!
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    It’s true!
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    Nobody thinks that you’re
    the main character leader!
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    That’s not true, they’re all just blind!
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    Huh… As usual you’re just about
    the talk and not the walk.
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    That’s not true!
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    Leaf Whirlwind!
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    See, you are just about the talk.
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    Uhh… even Sakura is picking on me.
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    The students who gathered for
    this Chunin Exam are all skilled,
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    and are the cream of the crop…
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    Shikamaru Nara, Choji Akimichi,
    lno Yamanaka,
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    Hinata Hyuga, Kiba Inuzuka & Akamaru,
    and Shino Aburame…
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    You won’t never be able to win
    with the way you have been fighting.
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    You must understand that, right?
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    Y-Yeah! Of course!
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    You, too. Be careful not to let
    your guard down
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    so you won’t be defeated
    by some lame guy!
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    Huh! Of course!
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    That’s right…
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    We passed the first stage
    of the Chunin Exam and
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    are heading to the location
    of the second stage…
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    No matter what kind of adversity
    may lie ahead,
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    we will not be afraid!
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    And we will pass the exam
    to become a Chunin!
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    Because we... we...
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    have the greatest teamwork
    that was formed by a strong bond!
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    Okay! Let's go!
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    Thank you so much for cooperating
    with the interview!
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    – Thank you… – Leader!
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    Do your best!
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    Yeah leave it to me!
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    – Bye! – See you!
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    – Do your best!
    – Good luck!
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    Oh guys… I’m sorry I’m late.
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    A cute girl started talking to
    me on the way, and I danced for a bit.
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    And that’s a lie!
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    Well, don’t say that…
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    I did bring the VTR like I said.
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    You have to praise me.
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    Yes, Kakashi Sensei you’re great!
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    Now we can see the rest of the show!
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    Everybody look forward to it!
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    Oh, before that the commercial break…
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    Hey, can you hear it?
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    The clear, blue sky goes on and on
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    The ocean spans limitlessly
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    Please keep that smile on your face forever
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    Or else I’ll cry
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    You won't have to search around you
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    It’s all ok now.
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    Everyone is inside
    this hand
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    when you want to cry, and you want to run away
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    When you forget what happiness is
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    Just sing.
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    Light is born, and darkness was born
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    The two are one
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    Harmonia, feel the telepathy
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    Hey, can you hear it?
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    The 44th Training Field,
    also known as the Forest of Death.
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    From here on it’s a serious battle
    between the Ninjas,
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    anything could happen!
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    It’s going down in earnest now!
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    This is getting interesting!
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    A life-risking survival game in the forest!
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    I will survive without fail!
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    Next time: “The Chunin Exam Stage 2:
    The Forest of Death!”
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    As for me, I’m going to kick butt again!
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