E2 - My Name is Konohamaru!

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    C'mon!
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    Running like a fugitive,
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    Being chased by something
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    Inside my heart is pounding
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    My throat dry like it's withering
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    For no single one,
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    To none does belong,
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    This time is ours, right now...
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    Unraveling the pain,
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    Unraveling our hearts,
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    Unraveling shadows
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    Stifling our breath,
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    Reaching for beyond,
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    Tearing through the dark
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    In fighting and in love
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    To the distant light above,
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    Yes, we are on the way
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    I wanna rock...
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    Rockin' my heart
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    Hey, you!
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    Are you sure you want
    to look like that?
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    Yes, of course!
    C'mon! So hurry hurry!
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    Don't regret it later.
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    Say cheese!
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    My Name Is Konohamaru!
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    I couldn't decide on how to look.
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    It took me 3 hours to decide.
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    But as you can see,
    it's more like a work of art.
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    Doesn't it look great?
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    Take it over.
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    What?!
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    Take it over.
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    Stop saying that!
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    Transform!
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    Oh please, Lord Hokage…
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    The Sexy Jutsu…
    That's quite a devious technique.
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    By the way Naruto,
    where's your headband?
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    I won't wear it until the orientation.
    lt might get scratched
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    Well, that's just fine.
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    But the Ninja Registration Form
    is a very important document
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    held in high regard by our village.
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    Why do you want to look like this?
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    Because!
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    Anyway, how should I know
    about all that stuff?
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    Old man!
    Get ready to fight!
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    I am going to be the Fifth Hokage!
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    Ouch!
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    If it's not one thing, it's another….
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    Drat! Is this a trap?
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    Are you okay,
    Honorable Grandson?
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    May I just inform you that
    there aren't any traps here…
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    Huh? What's with this runt?
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    What?!
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    I know this kid…
    He's that Nine-Tailed boy!
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    He's a good-for-nothing scoundrel!
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    You must have done this to me!
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    You tripped all by yourself, stupid!
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    Hey! Let go of him!
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    He is the Honorable Grandson
    of the Third Hokage!
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    He stopped as soon as
    he learned who I am….
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    He's like my four-eyed teacher.
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    He's just like everyone else!
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    What's the matter?
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    Weren't you gonna hit me, huh?
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    Can't do it 'cuz
    I'm the Hokage's grandson, eh?
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    As if I care! lmbecile!
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    This guy…
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    What?!
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    Good grief…
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    Listen to me.
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    You are the Honorable Grandson
    of the Third Hokage.
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    Even though that scoundrel hit you,
    you must not associate with his kind.
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    Nothing good will come of
    your tangling with him.
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    This is your distinguished
    teacher Ebisu,
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    and I am never wrong
    about these things!
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    Don't you want to become
    the Fifth Hokage?
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    Then allow me
    to teach you Ninjutsu,
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    so that your dream will
    become a reality.
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    That's right.
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    Stick with me and you will gain a shortcut
    towards becoming the Fifth Hokage.
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    Is that clear, Honorable Grandson?
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    He's gone!
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    It seems he's gone after Naruto.
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    Oh no!
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    This is terrible!
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    Honorable Grandson!
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    How did he become like this?
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    That was the 20th sneak attack today.
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    And now he's in the company of Naruto.
    I'm a bit worried.
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    I just hope he doesn't pick up
    more foolishness.
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    Huh?
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    Stop following me!
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    What is it now?!
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    Your camouflage is pathetic.
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    You've seen through my disguise...
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    Your reputation is well-earned.
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    I will allow you to make me
    your apprentice.
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    But you must first teach me that
     "Sexy Jutsu" technique
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    you used to beat Grandpa Hokage.
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    You gotta be kidding.
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    I beg you to say yes, boss!
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    Huh?
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    Boss?
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    Boss! Boss! Boss!
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    I guess I have no choice.
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    Listen.
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    In order to become a skilled Ninja,
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    you must first learn to
    control your Chatora.
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    Chatora?
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    Yes, Chatora.
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    Boss, I think you mean Chakra.
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    Silence!
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    That's what real Ninjas call it!
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    Oh! I didn't know that!
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    Whew… I'm glad he's a fool.
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    Listen. Chakra essentially means…
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    Basically, it is the energy needed
    in order to use Jutsu.
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    Huh?
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    In other words, fundamentally Ninja Arts
    combine the Chakra,
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    the physical energy accumulated
    from each cell in the body
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    with spiritual energy intensified
    through training and experience.
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    This combined energy is summoned
    with certain hand signs.
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    You made me think
    you knew all that,
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    when you were just reading
    from a scroll!
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    Much has been said about
    perfecting the Ninja techniques,
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    but it really boils down
    to just one thing.
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    And what is that?
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    Hard work and guts.
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    Hard work and guts?
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    That's right.
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    So be ready for the challenging tasks
    I will give you.
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    Yes, boss!
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    Good. Let's start right now.
    Transform for me.
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    Huh?
[09:18] ---
    Let me see first
    how much you already know.
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    But what do I transform into?
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    OK... First, transform into that lady.
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    An easy task, boss.
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    Transform!
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    Well, do I look like her?
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    Uhm… Well, the clothes do and…
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    And what's so similar
    about that?!
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    Honorable Grandson.
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    If you will transform into me,
    at least try to look a little cuter, OK?
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    She's scary!
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    Why am I the one who gets hit?
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    OK!
    Next, we'll do some research on sexiness!
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    Yes, boss!
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    I told you I don't allow
    reading here, Naruto!
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    This is the last test.
    Put all of your effort into it!
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    Yes, boss!
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    Transform!
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    Naruto! It's you again!
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    Why is it always me…?
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    Sorry.
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    Huh?
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    It's because
    I'm the Hokage's grandson.
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    Don't worry about it.
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    Huh?
[11:24] ---
    You're now ready to perform
    the Sexy Jutsu!
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    You just need more practice.
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    Yes, boss!
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    OK, keep in mind…
    the point is for "boom boom boom"!
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    Now do it!
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    Yes, boss! Transform!
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    What do you think?
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    That won't do!
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    More slender.
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    Yes, boss!
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    Is this okay?
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    Not yet. More attractive.
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    Yes, boss!
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    How about now?
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    That Naruto… What is he teaching
    the Honorable Grandson…?
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    Where the hell could they be…?
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    I am a distinguished teacher
    training potential Hokage.
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    All those who interfere
    will be eliminated.
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    You know I've been wondering…
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    You seem obsessed with beating
    your Grandpa Hokage.
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    My name is Konohamaru.
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    It was Grandpa who gave me
    that name.
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    He named me after our village.
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    It should be easy for everyone
    here to remember.
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    But nobody ever calls me
    by that name.
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    When they see me, all they see
    is the grandson of Lord Hokage.
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    No one sees me for who I really am.
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    I can't stand it anymore.
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    That's why…
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    That's why I want the title
    of Lord Hokage now.
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    Idiot…Who do you think
    will accept you, huh?
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    Huh?
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    You won't win the title
    that easily, you know.
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    What?!
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    It's not that simple.
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    If you're really serious about gaining
    the title of Lord Hokage…
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    What?
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    You'll have to beat me first!
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    Lord Hokage!
    I've been looking for you.
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    Iruka.
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    Did Naruto re-submit
    his Ninja Registration Form?
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    Yes.
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    When I lectured to him the other night
    at the ramen stand,
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    he said he will make everyone accept him
    now that he's a Ninja.
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    He's been happy since then.
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    It might not be easy for Naruto
    to realize that dream.
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    Huh?
[14:50] ---
    As you well know,
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    only the villagers who fought
    the Nine-Tailed Fox Spirit 12 years ago
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    know that the monster is sealed
    inside Naruto.
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    I ruled that no one shall speak
    about that incident.
[15:07] ---
    I have severely punished those
    who have broken this rule.
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    Now our children know nothing about it.
[15:15] ---
    That is the only positive
    development for Naruto.
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    Before the Fourth Hokage trapped
    the monster and died,
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    his last wish was for the villagers
    to regard Naruto as a hero.
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    A hero?
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    The Fourth Hokage sealed the monster
    into the navel of a newborn baby
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    whose umbilical cord
    had just been cut.
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    As the receptacle
    for the Nine-Tailed Fox Spirit,
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    Naruto saved the village.
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    Unfortunately, the other villagers
    don't see him like that.
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    Some even say that Naruto is
    the Nine-Tailed Fox Spirit himself.
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    Little by little, that attitude has been
    passed down to their own children.
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    Iruka. Do you know?
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    What, sir?
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    When someone is hated and people refuse
    to accept his existence,
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    he sees it in the eyes
    of the people around him.
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    I have found you!
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    Huh?
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    That Demon Fox!!
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    That cold look!
    lt's always like that!
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    Honorable Grandson,
    we have to go now.
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    No way!
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    I want to beat Grandpa right now
    so I can win the title of Lord Hokage!
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    Don't get in my way!
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    A Hokage must first know about virtue,
    honor, etiquette, wisdom, loyalty, faith,
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    judgment, obedience
    and all that.
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    He must be skilled at more than
    thousand techniques…
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    And then...
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    Transform!
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    Take this! Sexy Jutsu!
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    What? lt didn't work!
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    What kind of a
    disgraceful spell is that?!
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    I am a gentleman!
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    Such vulgar attacks
    will never work on me!
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    Honorable Grandson!
    That rascal will only make you an imbecile!
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    Stick with me and...
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    you will gain a shortcut
    towards becoming the Fifth Hokage.
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    C'mon, let's go!
[17:36] ---
    No way!
[17:38] ---
    Shadow Clone Jutsu
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    Wow! Fantastic!
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    Ha! That's nothing.
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    I am a distinguished teacher.
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    I am not as weak as Mizuki.
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    Boss…
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    Transform!
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    Transform!
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    Oh, Master Ebisu…
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    I call it "the Harem Jutsu"!
[18:49] ---
    He combined the Multiple Clones with
    his own Sexy Jutsu.
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    That's another devious attack.
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    I probably won't even survive that one.
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    I can't even beat that
    four-eyed teacher of mine!
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    I want the title of Lord Hokage so badly!
    I want to be recognized by everybody!
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    But I keep failing.
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    You think it's that easy?
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    Huh?
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    It's given only to the greatest Ninja
    in the village.
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    Everybody must learn to believe in you.
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    I've been through a lot already.
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    It's been one struggle after another.
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    But after all that,
    I found someone who accepts me.
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    I had to go through a lot...
    Just for one person.
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    You had better push yourself.
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    For what?
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    The path of getting the title,
    Lord Hokage, is a brutal one.
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    There's no such thing as a shortcut.
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    If you're really serious about
    attaining the title of Lord Hokage
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    You'll have to beat me first.
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    Who do you think you are,
    lecturing me like that?
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    I won't be your apprentice anymore.
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    From now on, you're my rival.
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    Unfortunately for you,
    tomorrow I graduate from the Ninja Academy.
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    Still, I'll consider you an equal someday
    when we fight for the title of Lord Hokage.
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    Let's look forward to that, Konohamaru.
[21:21] ---
    You still have a long way to go
    to become a real Ninja.
[23:06] ---
    Aaah! Why do I have to be in
    the same group with Sasuke?
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    The guy I hate the most?
[23:11] ---
    Sakura keeps saying
     "Sasuke Sasuke Sasuke!"
[23:13] ---
    and doesn't even
    pay attention to me!
[23:15] ---
    It makes me so mad!
    I got it! I'm going to pull one on him!
[23:20] ---
    I'm not gonna let him be so cool
    in front of Sakura!
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    Next Episode:
     "Sasuke and Sakura: Friends or Foes?"
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    Watch my outstanding performance!