# E2 - My Name is Konohamaru!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYP8130KY/my-name-is-konohamaru)
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C'mon!
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Running like a fugitive,
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Being chased by something
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Inside my heart is pounding
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My throat dry like it's withering
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For no single one,
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To none does belong,
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This time is ours, right now...
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Unraveling the pain,
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Unraveling our hearts,
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Unraveling shadows
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Stifling our breath,
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Reaching for beyond,
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Tearing through the dark
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In fighting and in love
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To the distant light above,
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Yes, we are on the way
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I wanna rock...
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Rockin' my heart
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Hey, you!
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Are you sure you want
to look like that?
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Yes, of course!
C'mon! So hurry hurry!
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Don't regret it later.
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Say cheese!
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My Name Is Konohamaru!
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I couldn't decide on how to look.
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It took me 3 hours to decide.
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But as you can see,
it's more like a work of art.
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Doesn't it look great?
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Take it over.
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What?!
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Take it over.
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Stop saying that!
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Transform!
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Oh please, Lord Hokage…
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The Sexy Jutsu…
That's quite a devious technique.
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By the way Naruto,
where's your headband?
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I won't wear it until the orientation.
lt might get scratched
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Well, that's just fine.
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But the Ninja Registration Form
is a very important document
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held in high regard by our village.
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Why do you want to look like this?
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Because!
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Anyway, how should I know
about all that stuff?
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Old man!
Get ready to fight!
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I am going to be the Fifth Hokage!
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Ouch!
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If it's not one thing, it's another….
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Drat! Is this a trap?
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Are you okay,
Honorable Grandson?
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May I just inform you that
there aren't any traps here…
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Huh? What's with this runt?
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What?!
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I know this kid…
He's that Nine-Tailed boy!
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He's a good-for-nothing scoundrel!
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You must have done this to me!
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You tripped all by yourself, stupid!
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Hey! Let go of him!
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He is the Honorable Grandson
of the Third Hokage!
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He stopped as soon as
he learned who I am….
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He's like my four-eyed teacher.
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He's just like everyone else!
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What's the matter?
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Weren't you gonna hit me, huh?
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Can't do it 'cuz
I'm the Hokage's grandson, eh?
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As if I care! lmbecile!
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This guy…
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What?!
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Good grief…
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Listen to me.
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You are the Honorable Grandson
of the Third Hokage.
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Even though that scoundrel hit you,
you must not associate with his kind.
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Nothing good will come of
your tangling with him.
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This is your distinguished
teacher Ebisu,
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and I am never wrong
about these things!
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Don't you want to become
the Fifth Hokage?
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Then allow me
to teach you Ninjutsu,
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so that your dream will
become a reality.
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That's right.
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Stick with me and you will gain a shortcut
towards becoming the Fifth Hokage.
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Is that clear, Honorable Grandson?
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He's gone!
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It seems he's gone after Naruto.
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Oh no!
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This is terrible!
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Honorable Grandson!
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How did he become like this?
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That was the 20th sneak attack today.
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And now he's in the company of Naruto.
I'm a bit worried.
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I just hope he doesn't pick up
more foolishness.
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Huh?
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Stop following me!
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What is it now?!
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Your camouflage is pathetic.
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You've seen through my disguise...
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Your reputation is well-earned.
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I will allow you to make me
your apprentice.
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But you must first teach me that
"Sexy Jutsu" technique
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you used to beat Grandpa Hokage.
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You gotta be kidding.
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I beg you to say yes, boss!
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Huh?
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Boss?
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Boss! Boss! Boss!
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I guess I have no choice.
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Listen.
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In order to become a skilled Ninja,
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you must first learn to
control your Chatora.
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Chatora?
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Yes, Chatora.
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Boss, I think you mean Chakra.
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Silence!
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That's what real Ninjas call it!
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Oh! I didn't know that!
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Whew… I'm glad he's a fool.
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Listen. Chakra essentially means…
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Basically, it is the energy needed
in order to use Jutsu.
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Huh?
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In other words, fundamentally Ninja Arts
combine the Chakra,
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the physical energy accumulated
from each cell in the body
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with spiritual energy intensified
through training and experience.
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This combined energy is summoned
with certain hand signs.
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You made me think
you knew all that,
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when you were just reading
from a scroll!
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Much has been said about
perfecting the Ninja techniques,
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but it really boils down
to just one thing.
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And what is that?
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Hard work and guts.
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Hard work and guts?
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That's right.
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So be ready for the challenging tasks
I will give you.
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Yes, boss!
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Good. Let's start right now.
Transform for me.
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Huh?
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Let me see first
how much you already know.
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But what do I transform into?
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OK... First, transform into that lady.
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An easy task, boss.
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Transform!
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Well, do I look like her?
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Uhm… Well, the clothes do and…
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And what's so similar
about that?!
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Honorable Grandson.
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If you will transform into me,
at least try to look a little cuter, OK?
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She's scary!
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Why am I the one who gets hit?
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OK!
Next, we'll do some research on sexiness!
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Yes, boss!
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I told you I don't allow
reading here, Naruto!
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This is the last test.
Put all of your effort into it!
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Yes, boss!
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Transform!
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Naruto! It's you again!
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Why is it always me…?
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Sorry.
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Huh?
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It's because
I'm the Hokage's grandson.
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Don't worry about it.
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Huh?
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You're now ready to perform
the Sexy Jutsu!
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You just need more practice.
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Yes, boss!
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OK, keep in mind…
the point is for "boom boom boom"!
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Now do it!
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Yes, boss! Transform!
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What do you think?
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That won't do!
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More slender.
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Yes, boss!
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Is this okay?
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Not yet. More attractive.
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Yes, boss!
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How about now?
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That Naruto… What is he teaching
the Honorable Grandson…?
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Where the hell could they be…?
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I am a distinguished teacher
training potential Hokage.
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All those who interfere
will be eliminated.
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You know I've been wondering…
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You seem obsessed with beating
your Grandpa Hokage.
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My name is Konohamaru.
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It was Grandpa who gave me
that name.
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He named me after our village.
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It should be easy for everyone
here to remember.
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But nobody ever calls me
by that name.
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When they see me, all they see
is the grandson of Lord Hokage.
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No one sees me for who I really am.
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I can't stand it anymore.
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That's why…
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That's why I want the title
of Lord Hokage now.
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Idiot…Who do you think
will accept you, huh?
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Huh?
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You won't win the title
that easily, you know.
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What?!
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It's not that simple.
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If you're really serious about gaining
the title of Lord Hokage…
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What?
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You'll have to beat me first!
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Lord Hokage!
I've been looking for you.
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Iruka.
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Did Naruto re-submit
his Ninja Registration Form?
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Yes.
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When I lectured to him the other night
at the ramen stand,
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he said he will make everyone accept him
now that he's a Ninja.
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He's been happy since then.
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It might not be easy for Naruto
to realize that dream.
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Huh?
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As you well know,
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only the villagers who fought
the Nine-Tailed Fox Spirit 12 years ago
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know that the monster is sealed
inside Naruto.
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I ruled that no one shall speak
about that incident.
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I have severely punished those
who have broken this rule.
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Now our children know nothing about it.
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That is the only positive
development for Naruto.
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Before the Fourth Hokage trapped
the monster and died,
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his last wish was for the villagers
to regard Naruto as a hero.
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A hero?
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The Fourth Hokage sealed the monster
into the navel of a newborn baby
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whose umbilical cord
had just been cut.
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As the receptacle
for the Nine-Tailed Fox Spirit,
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Naruto saved the village.
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Unfortunately, the other villagers
don't see him like that.
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Some even say that Naruto is
the Nine-Tailed Fox Spirit himself.
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Little by little, that attitude has been
passed down to their own children.
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Iruka. Do you know?
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What, sir?
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When someone is hated and people refuse
to accept his existence,
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he sees it in the eyes
of the people around him.
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I have found you!
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Huh?
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That Demon Fox!!
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That cold look!
lt's always like that!
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Honorable Grandson,
we have to go now.
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No way!
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I want to beat Grandpa right now
so I can win the title of Lord Hokage!
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Don't get in my way!
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A Hokage must first know about virtue,
honor, etiquette, wisdom, loyalty, faith,
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judgment, obedience
and all that.
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He must be skilled at more than
thousand techniques…
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And then...
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Transform!
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Take this! Sexy Jutsu!
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What? lt didn't work!
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What kind of a
disgraceful spell is that?!
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I am a gentleman!
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Such vulgar attacks
will never work on me!
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Honorable Grandson!
That rascal will only make you an imbecile!
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Stick with me and...
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you will gain a shortcut
towards becoming the Fifth Hokage.
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C'mon, let's go!
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No way!
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Shadow Clone Jutsu
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Wow! Fantastic!
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Ha! That's nothing.
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I am a distinguished teacher.
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I am not as weak as Mizuki.
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Boss…
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Transform!
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Transform!
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Oh, Master Ebisu…
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I call it "the Harem Jutsu"!
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He combined the Multiple Clones with
his own Sexy Jutsu.
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That's another devious attack.
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I probably won't even survive that one.
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I can't even beat that
four-eyed teacher of mine!
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I want the title of Lord Hokage so badly!
I want to be recognized by everybody!
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But I keep failing.
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You think it's that easy?
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Huh?
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It's given only to the greatest Ninja
in the village.
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Everybody must learn to believe in you.
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I've been through a lot already.
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It's been one struggle after another.
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But after all that,
I found someone who accepts me.
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I had to go through a lot...
Just for one person.
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You had better push yourself.
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For what?
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The path of getting the title,
Lord Hokage, is a brutal one.
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There's no such thing as a shortcut.
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If you're really serious about
attaining the title of Lord Hokage
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You'll have to beat me first.
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Who do you think you are,
lecturing me like that?
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I won't be your apprentice anymore.
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From now on, you're my rival.
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Unfortunately for you,
tomorrow I graduate from the Ninja Academy.
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Still, I'll consider you an equal someday
when we fight for the title of Lord Hokage.
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Let's look forward to that, Konohamaru.
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You still have a long way to go
to become a real Ninja.
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Aaah! Why do I have to be in
the same group with Sasuke?
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The guy I hate the most?
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Sakura keeps saying
"Sasuke Sasuke Sasuke!"
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and doesn't even
pay attention to me!
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It makes me so mad!
I got it! I'm going to pull one on him!
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I'm not gonna let him be so cool
in front of Sakura!
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Next Episode:
"Sasuke and Sakura: Friends or Foes?"
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Watch my outstanding performance!