E5 - You Failed! Kakashi's Final Decision

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    C'mon!
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    Running like a fugitive,
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    Being chased by something
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    Inside my heart is pounding
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    My throat dry like it's withering
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    For no single one,
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    To none does belong,
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    This time is ours, right now...
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    Unraveling the pain,
[00:50] ---
    Unraveling our hearts,
[00:51] ---
    Unraveling shadows
[00:55] ---
    Stifling our breath,
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    Reaching for beyond,
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    Tearing through the dark
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    In fighting and in love
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    To the distant light above,
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    Yes, we are on the way
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    I wanna rock...
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    Rockin' my heart
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    You have to think when using Jutsu.
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    They can be used against you.
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    Also, don't get caught
    in an obvious trap, you fool.
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    A Ninja must see
    through deception…got it?
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    I know that!
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    You know, you say that because
    you don't get it. Listen up.
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    Your movements are wasteful.
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    Now!
[02:16] ---
    He finally dropped his guard!
[02:19] ---
    You're so...
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    No way!
[02:25] ---
    You jerk Sasuke! You overdid it.
[02:39] ---
    Damn! Another substitution…?
[02:41] ---
    He must have found out my location
    with those Shuriken!
[02:45] ---
    He purposely lowered his guard!
    Serves me right…
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    I fell for the trap.
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    So he's over there, eh…
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    Sasuke…Where are you…?!
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    Don't tell me,
    Kakashi Sensei already…
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    No!
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    That couldn't happen to Sasuke, right?!
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    Safe! He didn't notice me.
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    Sakura, behind you.
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    Huh?!
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    What's up with that "A Ninja must see
    through deception" stuff?!
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    Darn it! I'll never fall for his trap again!
[03:31] ---
    I fell for it again!
[03:34] ---
    You Failed! Kakashi's Final Decision
[04:01] ---
    What was that?! Huh?!
[04:03] ---
    Hold on! Where's Sensei?!
[04:05] ---
    Huh?! What's going on?!
[04:07] ---
    Huh?! What's what?!
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    Sakura…
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    Sasuke?!
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    Sa…Saku…ra…
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    P-Please…help…me…
[04:29] ---
    Maybe I went a bit overboard…
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    But it's really something
    she should notice…
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    Was that voice…Sakura's…?
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    Shinobi Battle Skill ♪2, Genjutsu.
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    Sakura was easily lured.
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    Genjutsu, huh...?
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    An illusory mind-controlling technique.
    I'm not surprised she got lured.
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    However…
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    I'm different from them.
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    Why don't you say that after
    you get a bell…Sasuke?
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    It's no use just using
    straightforward attacks.
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    A trap?!
[05:42] ---
    What?!
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    This guy's...?!
[06:04] ---
    What a guy.
[06:06] ---
    There's no time
    to read "Make-Out Paradise."
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    What…? I…?!
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    That's right! I saw Sasuke on
    the verge of dying and I…
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    Sasuke!
    Don't die and leave me here!!
[06:26] ---
    Where are you?!
[06:35] ---
    So that's what it looks like
    behind the logs.
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    Oh! There are box lunches on the stone!
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    A Ninja must see through deception... eh?
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    Well! I'll acknowledge that
    you're different from those two.
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    Horse!
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    Tiger!
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    Fire Style! Fireball Jutsu!
[07:06] ---
    What?! That's not a Jutsu
    that a Genin can do…
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    He shouldn't have
    enough Chakra yet!
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    He's gone!
    ls he behind me?! No, above me?!
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    Where is he?!
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    I'm under you!!
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    Wha--?!
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    Earth Style: Headhunter Jutsu.
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    Shinobi Battle Skill ♪3, Ninjutsu.
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    How's that? You can't move, heh?
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    Although, you're…already starting
    to make your mark.
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    But, oh well.
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    They do say that the nail that sticks up
    gets hammered down, so…
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    Damn it!
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    I don't have to naively take those bells.
    I'll just eat in secret right now!
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    Let's eat!!
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    Hey.
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    I was just joking…
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    Too late!
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    Darn it…! Is there this much of
    a difference in strength…?
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    Sakura...
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    This time it's a freshly severed head?!
[08:53] ---
    What's up with her?
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    Sasuke?
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    You're okay!
[09:06] ---
    Hey, cut it out!
    Don't cling to me!
[09:13] ---
    There's not much time left until noon.
    I'm going.
[09:17] ---
    Sasuke, you're still going
    after the bells?!
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    I was able to touch them last time.
    Next time I'll be able to take them.
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    What?! I-I see.
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    Sure enough,
    you're awesome, Sasuke.
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    There's no way I can take
    the bells from Sensei.
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    At this rate, I'll face
    separation from Sasuke…
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    Uh…say. There's really no time left…
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    So let's just take it easy and
    try again next time.
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    I'm the only one
    who can kill that man.
[10:18] ---
    Huh…? What?
    You mean Sensei?
[10:24] ---
    At that time…I was crying.
[10:28] ---
    Crying…?
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    My…
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    What…? What is it…?
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    I'm an avenger. I must become stronger
    than that man…
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    I don't have time for setbacks here...
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    ...to kill a certain man!
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    Damn it…I wasted my time talking.
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    Sasuke...
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    Oh-oh, your stomachs are growling…
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    By the way, about this exercise…
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    Well! There's no need for you guys
    to go back to the Academy.
[11:24] ---
    What? I… All I did was lay unconscious.
[11:28] ---
    Is that okay?
[11:30] ---
    Love is victorious!! Cha!!
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    Yahooooo!
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    Then, then!
    That means the three of us…
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    Yes. The three of you…
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    must quit being Ninja!!
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    N-No way!
[11:58] ---
    Kakashi hasn't passed
    a single person this whole time…
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    Iruka…
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    Even I don't know if it's good for
    those kids to become Shinobi right away…
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    However…
    Kakashi's judgments were correct…
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    Quit being Ninja?! What do you mean?!
[12:19] ---
    Uh, well it's true, we weren't able to
    take the bells.
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    But why do we have to be told to "quit"?!
[12:26] ---
    That's because you're all squirts who
    don't have the qualifications to become Ninja.
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    Oh!
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    Sasuke!
[12:38] ---
    I'm saying you're squirts.
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    Don't step on Sasuke!!
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    Are you kids thinking that
    being a Ninja is easy? Huh?
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    Why do you think you're doing
    this exercise in teams?
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    Huh?! What do you mean?
[13:03] ---
    Put simply…
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    it's as if you guys have no
    understanding of the answer to this test.
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    Answer…?
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    Yes. The answer that determines
    passing or failing of this test.
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    That's…what I've wanted to ask
    about for a while now.
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    Man, are you guys brainless or what?
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    Don't you get the meaning of
    the three-man squad?!
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    Jeez!! What of three people to a squad?!
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    That's…teamwork!
[13:36] ---
    You mean, working together?
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    Exactly. But it's too late even
    if you realize that now.
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    You might've been able to…
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    take the bells if the three of you
    had come at me…
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    Well, it's too bad.
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    Now wait a minute.
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    Why use teamwork if
    there were only two bells?
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    If the three of us were to desperately go
    take the bells with one having to hold back,
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    that wouldn't be teamwork.
    That'd create internal discord.
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    Of course!
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    This is a test set up to purposely
    place you against each other.
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    It's under just such conditions
    where one's own interests aren't the issue.
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    The intention was to select those
    who could prioritize teamwork…
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    Despite this, you fools…
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    Sakura!
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    You were only concerned with Sasuke and
    you didn't even know where he was.
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    And you didn't care for Naruto who was
    right in front of your eyes…
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    Naruto!
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    All you do is run solo…
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    You labeled the other two as hindrances
    and acted on your own…
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    Missions are carried out in squads!
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    There's no mistaking that Ninjas need
    unsurpassed individual skills…
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    But "teamwork" is considered
    more important than that.
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    Individual actions that disrupt teamwork
    throw the team into crisis and lead to death…
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    For example...
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    "Sakura! Kill Naruto, or else Sasuke dies…"
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    What?! What?! Whaaat?!
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    Is what will…happen.
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    Oh, I was so surpised.
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    On top of having a hostage taken,
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    you're faced with two impossible choices
    and end up being killed.
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    Every mission is
    a life-risking assignment.
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    Look at this…
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    The many names engraved
    on this stone…
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    These are all Ninjas who are called
    heroes in the village.
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    That-that-that-that! I like thaaat!
[15:42] ---
    I've decided now to get
    my name engraved there, too!
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    A hero! A hero!
    I'm not going to die like a dog!
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    But…they're not just ordinary heroes.
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    No kidding. Then, what kind
    of heroes are they?
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    Hey! Hey!
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    They are heroes
    who were killed in action.
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    Killed in action?
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    It means they died
    performing a mission.
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    This is a memorial.
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    The names of my friends
    are also engraved here...
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    I'll give you guys one more chance!
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    However, after noon it'll be
    a harsher battle to take the bell.
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    Those who want to take on
    the challenge can eat lunch.
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    However, don't let Naruto have any.
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    It's punishment for breaking the rules and
    attempting to eat lunch on your own.
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    If someone lets him eat…
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    that person will be disqualified
    on the spot.
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    I make the rules, here. Got it?!
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    I must be going.
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    Listen to me, Iruka.
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    What?
[17:17] ---
    No matter what the result,
    don't hold it against Kakashi…
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    Alright.
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    I'm okay with not eating lunch!
    No sweat at all!
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    No sweat…
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    Here.
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    H-Hey, Sasuke.
    Sensei just said…!
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    It's okay.
    There's no sign of him now.
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    The three of us are going to go
    take the bells together.
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    It'll be trouble for me
    if he becomes a hindrance, so...
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    Sasuke…
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    Sakura…
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    Thanks…
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    Don't thank me.
    Just hurry up and eat.
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    But…
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    I'm on…a diet…
    I mean I just eat less than Sasuke.
[18:44] ---
    So you don't need to worry.
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    But…
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    See…
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    Wha--?!
[18:51] ---
    Hurry it up.
    We don't know when he'll be back…
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    It's just this one time.
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    Okay? You got it?!
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    I got it.
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    You three!
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    Yiiikes!
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    You defied the rules so that
    means you know what's coming…
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    Do you have…something to say?
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    But you see…
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    What?!
[19:38] ---
    But! But! But!
    You said, Sensei!
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    These guys…
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    We're a three-man squad, right?
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    That's right!
    The three of us are one, so…!
[19:53] ---
    That's right! That's right!
    That's right!
[19:55] ---
    That's right!
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    The three of you are one, eh…
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    You pass!
[20:09] ---
    What?!
[20:10] ---
    Whaaat?!
[20:13] ---
    You pass!
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    We passed?! Why?!
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    You guys are the first.
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    Up until now, it was always just dunces
    who would meekly listen to what I said.
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    A Ninja must see through deception…
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    In the world of Ninja,
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    those who break rules and codes
    are branded as garbage…
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    But…
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    Those who don't cherish their friends are
    garbage worse than that.
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    He's… He's…kinda…cool…
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    That's it for the exercise…
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    Everyone passes!
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    Group Seven starts their mission
    tomorrow!
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    Yes, Sir!
[21:06] ---
    I did it!! I'm a Ninja!
    Ninja! Ninja!
[21:11] ---
    Let's go home.
[21:17] ---
    Cha!
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    I...
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    knew this is how it'd turn out!
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    Untie the rope!
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    Oh, please! It'd been nothing but
    blah missions until now.
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    And just when I thought I'd finally
    gotten an awesome mission,
[23:11] ---
    to think it'd be bodyguarding
    this old man.
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    He mocks the heck out of me,
    calling me a brat.
[23:16] ---
    I'll tell him a thing or two.
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    Someday I'll be…
    Hey, are you listening?!
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    Next episode: "A Dangerous Mission!
    Journey to the Land of Waves!"
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    Don't miss me kick butt!