E144 - A New Squad! Two People and a Dog?!

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[00:12] ---
    Hey boys, listen up!
[00:17] ---
    Humans aren’t such a big deal
[00:22] ---
    Who needs tomorrow anyway,
[00:26] ---
    so don’t hide your fists
[00:31] ---
    You’re not old enough
[00:34] ---
    to sell your dreams away to uncertainty
[00:41] ---
    Hey boys, you’re the only ones
[00:45] ---
    who can pull the trigger in your heart
[00:50] ---
    All the kids said
[00:52] ---
    We’re living in this senseless, ridiculous,
[00:55] ---
    awesome world right at this moment,
[01:00] ---
    All the kids said
[01:02] ---
    Don’t forget every truth or lie
[01:09] ---
    All the kids said
[01:12] ---
    We’re way too young to die
[01:14] ---
    In this empty town lined with empty faces
[01:19] ---
    All the kids took off
[01:21] ---
    into this windless night
[01:24] ---
    Because they want to change something
[01:44] ---
    – Sumptuous meal!
    – Sumptuous meal!
[01:48] ---
    I feel a little thrown off balance.
[01:51] ---
    Let’s regroup, everybody!
[01:54] ---
    Go!
[02:04] ---
    I’m itchy, Elder Brother.
[02:06] ---
    Yeah, itchy…
[02:08] ---
    Huh?!
[02:17] ---
    My punches aren’t having
    any effect whatsoever.
[02:27] ---
    Naruto…
[02:29] ---
    This doesn’t look good.
[02:31] ---
    Again!
[02:39] ---
    Huh?
[02:52] ---
    I-It itches, Elder Brother.
[02:55] ---
    Yeah…feels like I’m getting a rash.
[02:59] ---
    D-Damn!
[03:10] ---
    I’m not done yet!
[03:12] ---
    Stop it, Naruto!
[03:14] ---
    It’s futile…
[03:15] ---
    – You won't swagger like that for long!
    – You won't swagger like that for long!
[03:30] ---
    This feels so good!
[03:35] ---
    What’s up with those guys anyway?
[03:39] ---
    You’re an idiot brat as always.
[03:41] ---
    You have it hard, don’t you?
[03:44] ---
    Having to go on a mission
    with that failure of a brat.
[03:48] ---
    Don’t you, Iruka?
[03:50] ---
    Why, Mizuki?!
[03:54] ---
    I’m asking you, please stop
    this kind of foolishness!
[03:57] ---
    Are you intending to betray
    your comrades from the village again?
[04:01] ---
    Comrades?
[04:02] ---
    That's right!
    Your comrades from the Leaf Village
[04:05] ---
    with whom you shared
    both pleasures and pain!
[04:07] ---
    You can understand that,
    can’t you?
[04:08] ---
    Comrades…huh?
[04:22] ---
    As usual, you are naïve,
    aren’t you…lruka?
[04:26] ---
    What I believe in is power!
[04:29] ---
    Don’t think you can shackle me with
    such vague bonds like that of comrades!
[04:34] ---
    Mizuki…
[04:35] ---
    I will soon get my hands
    on the ultimate power!
[04:39] ---
    Lord Orochimaru’s power!
[04:45] ---
    Orochimaru?!
[04:47] ---
    Then I’ll teach you a lesson!
[04:50] ---
    About how meaningless it is…
[04:52] ---
    that thing you and the other Leaf guys
    describe as camaraderie or whatever!
[04:55] ---
    Mizuki…
[04:56] ---
    You were an excellent Shinobi despite
    having committed that crime, you…
[05:00] ---
    Don’t talk so knowingly!
[05:09] ---
    Damn! They’re dodging all my attacks!
[05:14] ---
    Iruka, if you insist so much,
    why don't you show me?
[05:19] ---
    What degree of feeling
    you really have for your comrades…
[05:24] ---
    I wonder whether you’ll really
    be able to stop me?
[05:28] ---
    Come!
[05:29] ---
    Wait!
[05:31] ---
    Naruto! Forget about these guys!
    Pursue Mizuki!
[05:35] ---
    Damn…!
[05:39] ---
    I’m gonna settle this later
    without fail!
[05:45] ---
    Elder Brother, that guy went off.
[05:49] ---
    They all went off, didn’t they?
[05:53] ---
    Elder Brother, could this be
    a game of hide-and-go-seek?
[05:56] ---
    Hide-and-go-seek! Hide-and-go-seek!
[05:59] ---
    So does that mean we’re “It”?
[06:05] ---
    Those jerks!
[06:07] ---
    Making us “It” without even deciding
    by scissors-paper-rock!
[06:11] ---
    – Let's go, Raijin! – Okay!
[06:12] ---
    A New Squad!
     Two People and a Dog?!
[06:19] ---
    Over here…lruka.
[06:25] ---
    Hurry, Naruto!
[06:27] ---
    Don't be fooled this time!
[06:29] ---
    Shut up! It’s 100 years too soon
    to be arguing with me!
[06:33] ---
    I’m telling you,
[06:34] ---
    if you dilly-dally the situation’s gonna
    get really troublesome again!
[06:37] ---
    What?!
[06:40] ---
    Found you!
[06:47] ---
    Good job, huh, Elder Brother!
[06:49] ---
    Yeah!
[06:52] ---
    I don’t have time to be
    dealing with these guys!
[06:55] ---
    Elder Brother, hide-and-go-seek is fun,
    but aren’t you getting hungry?
[06:59] ---
    You’re really something,
    aren’t you, Raijin?
[07:06] ---
    Leave some for your Elder Brother!
[07:08] ---
    Of course, I will!
[07:10] ---
    Hey, you idiot brothers!
[07:12] ---
    – Huh? – Huh?
[07:13] ---
    This is no time to be eating!
[07:17] ---
    I’m telling you, it’s foolhardy
    to be fighting these guys!
[07:20] ---
    I already know that!
[07:27] ---
    Mizuki! Where are you?!
[07:31] ---
    What’s the matter…lruka?
[07:35] ---
    Weren’t you gonna stop me?
[07:42] ---
    Stop this foolishness, Mizuki!
[07:46] ---
    Come on out, Mizuki!
[08:02] ---
    Always be aware of
    an attack from behind…
[08:04] ---
    For a Shinobi,
    isn’t that a basic rule?
[08:21] ---
    Nicely done, Iruka.
[08:27] ---
    Pretty good!
[08:30] ---
    Always read behind the surface
    of your enemy’s bluffs…
[08:33] ---
    For a Shinobi isn’t that a basic rule?
[08:37] ---
    That’s my line!
[08:44] ---
    What’s that?
[08:45] ---
    A Smoke Bomb?
[08:47] ---
    Shadow Clone Jutsu!
[08:50] ---
    – Come on over! Catch us if you can!
    – Come on over! Catch us if you can!
[08:54] ---
    Elder Brother, they’re increasing!
    They’re increasing!
[08:56] ---
    Raijin, this must be
    super hide-and-go-seek, don’t you think?
[09:00] ---
    Yeah. That’s right!
[09:02] ---
    A decoy strategy, huh?
    You thought it through.
[09:06] ---
    We can buy some time this way.
[09:09] ---
    All right, now's our chance…
[09:10] ---
    – Super, super hide-and-go-seek!
    – Super, super hide-and-go-seek!
[09:36] ---
    There are,
    there are two Old Lady Tsunades!
[09:40] ---
    You’re talking about
    the idiotic strength, huh?
[09:45] ---
    Haven’t you come to
    your senses yet?!
[09:47] ---
    Shut up!
[09:51] ---
    Why are you so obsessed with power!
[09:54] ---
    Because that, if anything,
    is everything!
[09:56] ---
    Reconsider, Mizuki!
    lt isn’t too late yet!
[10:01] ---
    You are naive!
[10:03] ---
    Don’t you understand the situation?!
[10:10] ---
    What’s the matter?
    Come on and attack, Iruka!
[10:12] ---
    You’re not my enemy!
[10:14] ---
    You’re my comrade from
    the same village!
[10:16] ---
    I told you, I’m tired of that kind of
    song and dance!
[10:18] ---
    And moreover…
    you’re my colleagu!
[10:22] ---
    You’re a member of the same family
    that inherited the same Will of Fire!
[10:28] ---
    Will of Fire, huh?
[10:29] ---
    Yes, that’s right.
[10:31] ---
    Therefore, please stop
    the foolishness, Mizuki!
[10:34] ---
    It irks me most when
    you say things like that!
[10:36] ---
    Mizuki!
[10:38] ---
    Since we’re old acquaintances
    I was gonna kill you quickly.
[10:42] ---
    But now I’ve decided against that.
[10:45] ---
    You’re gonna have some fun…
[10:47] ---
    I’ll give you a taste of how it feels
[10:48] ---
    to be killed slowly by
    your so-called comrade!
[11:02] ---
    Hey, Naruto… How long are you
    planning to be like that?
[11:06] ---
    It’s just a matter of time till
    those guys find you!
[11:14] ---
    I found you!
[11:15] ---
    What?! They found us!
[11:19] ---
    All right! This is it!
[11:21] ---
    Hide-and-go-seek!
[11:22] ---
    Hide-and-go-seek!
[11:24] ---
    Shadow Clone Jutsu!
[11:27] ---
    Elder Brother,
    super hide-and-go-seek again?
[11:31] ---
    I’m getting bored with this.
[11:36] ---
    Shadow Clone again?!
[11:38] ---
    As always,
    you have no new tricks, huh!
[11:41] ---
    Just leave it to me!
[11:43] ---
    All right! Go!
[11:44] ---
    – Okay! – Go!
[11:47] ---
    Wh-What?!
[11:49] ---
    What kind of game is this?
[11:56] ---
    Wow, they're going so fast.
[11:58] ---
    I see… Not bad.
[12:01] ---
    I-I feel sick… Elder Brother.
[12:05] ---
    I’m woozy…
[12:07] ---
    Now! Catch them!
[12:11] ---
    Huh?!
[12:14] ---
    You jerks…
[12:16] ---
    What do you think you’re doing?
[12:19] ---
    The preparation’s done!
[12:21] ---
    Here it goes!
    You fatso Herculean brothers!
[12:33] ---
    Concentrate… I must concentrate…
[12:45] ---
    Stop putting on airs!
[12:47] ---
    A guy like you,
    who’s weaker than me!
[12:49] ---
    Yeah! That’s right, isn’t it?!
[12:53] ---
    You always excelled over
    anything I did, didn’t you…?
[12:57] ---
    I was always being helped by you,
    wasn’t I?
[13:03] ---
    One year has passed already, hasn’t it?
[13:06] ---
    It’s not so easy to laugh,
    hiding your sadness.
[13:11] ---
    Your teacher told me that
    you are the center of the laughter.
[13:17] ---
    I’m not sad at all!
[13:20] ---
    It’s an honor for Shinobi
    to die during their missions!
[13:23] ---
    My dad and mom…
[13:25] ---
    are heroes who protected this village
    from the Demon Fox!
[13:30] ---
    And I am the child of those heroes.
[13:32] ---
    That’s why I’m not sad
    even though I’m alone…
[13:36] ---
    These tears are from the happiness...
[13:39] ---
    Enough already.
[13:44] ---
    I’m always aware that
    you are feeling lonely.
[13:50] ---
    But you are not alone.
[13:55] ---
    All of Leaf’s Shinobi
    have the “Will of Fire.”
[14:00] ---
    “Will of Fire”?
[14:02] ---
    It means the will to protect the Leaf.
[14:06] ---
    As long as you have
    the Will of Fire,
[14:09] ---
    you and people in this village
    are all family.
[14:14] ---
    Iruka, I wonder if you have that.
[14:22] ---
    Yeah.
[14:30] ---
    Huh…?
[14:34] ---
    Who’s that over there?
[14:45] ---
    Mizuki…
[14:46] ---
    What are you doing there?
[14:49] ---
    Well, I heard that Iruka
    was depressed these days…
[14:54] ---
    I was worried and came to look for him.
[14:58] ---
    Everybody’s…worried about you, Iruka.
[15:02] ---
    Everybody’s waiting over there.
    Come on and play with us!
[15:09] ---
    It’s all right… Go on.
[15:23] ---
    The Mizuki that I idolized was kind…
[15:28] ---
    And he was a guy who was more
    thoughtful of his friends than anyone else.
[15:31] ---
    Yet…
[15:34] ---
    Please remember! Mizuki!
[15:37] ---
    You really are…
[15:40] ---
    an idiot, aren’t you?!
[15:46] ---
    L-Let go…
[15:49] ---
    Here it goes…
[15:50] ---
    S-Stop please!
[15:54] ---
    I-I feel sick…
[16:03] ---
    – Huh? – Eh?
[16:04] ---
    What?
[16:09] ---
    Elder Brother, don’t tell me that you…
[16:12] ---
    Sorry, Raijin… I squashed…
[16:16] ---
    our lunch!
[16:19] ---
    What?!
[16:27] ---
    Stay still, guys!
[16:29] ---
    Now take this…!
[16:33] ---
    – Give us back our lunch!
    – Give us back our lunch!
[16:36] ---
    What?!
[16:43] ---
    H-He’s done it, huh…
[16:56] ---
    It doesn’t look like you understand me,
    so let me explain.
[17:00] ---
    The real reason I was kind to you…
[17:04] ---
    Because it made me happy
    more than anything
[17:07] ---
    to see you in your misery!
[17:14] ---
    Hey, Iruka!
[17:17] ---
    We’re gonna go play soccer right now.
[17:20] ---
    Come join us, Iruka!
[17:24] ---
    Sure! Okay!
[17:27] ---
    I wonder if Iruka’s okay
[17:28] ---
    after all those things
    that happened to him…
[17:31] ---
    That’s why we need to
    try to cheer him up!
[17:35] ---
    Why…only him…
[17:41] ---
    Everybody makes a fuss about him
[17:43] ---
    just because of his parents
    getting killed by Nine-Tail…
[17:47] ---
    Serves you right…
[17:53] ---
    Even Lord Hokage?!
[17:59] ---
    Why…why is it?!
[18:05] ---
    Who is it over there?
[18:11] ---
    All right…
[18:12] ---
    I’m gonna try to gain the favor
    of Lord Hokage too…
[18:15] ---
    What are you doing over there?
[18:18] ---
    Well, I heard that Iruka has been
    depressed recently so…
[18:24] ---
    You’re lying!
[18:25] ---
    Treating a guy who’s weaker
    than oneself with disdain
[18:27] ---
    is the most pleasurable
    feeling of all, Iruka.
[18:31] ---
    You weren’t that way in the past!
[18:34] ---
    That’s why I’ve been telling you…
    you’re naïve!
[18:38] ---
    That kind of naiveté leads to fatal mistakes
    on the battleground.
[18:42] ---
    On the battleground, it’s all about
    how many enemies you can kill!
[18:49] ---
    If you throw a Kunai blindly
    in a bamboo grove,
[18:51] ---
    all that will happen is that it’ll bounce off
    and its path will be errant.
[18:54] ---
    If you’re gonna take aim…
    make it straight!
[19:05] ---
    Don’t think I’m gonna get fooled twice
    with the same bait!
[19:08] ---
    Damn… I’m at a disadvantage if
    we fight in a place like this!
[19:18] ---
    Mizuki…
[19:23] ---
    You…
[19:26] ---
    Mizuki!
[19:29] ---
    I told you, it’s useless…
[19:38] ---
    If the path is going to be errant,
[19:40] ---
    then one just needs to calculate
    the path of the Kunai when throwing it!
[19:45] ---
    So you’ve finally gotten serious, huh?
[19:48] ---
    Follow me!
[19:57] ---
    Where is this?
[20:01] ---
    Looks like you’re finally conscious.
[20:06] ---
    You jerk…
[20:07] ---
    You ruined our meal…
[20:11] ---
    Don’t even think
    we’re gonna let you leave here alive!
[20:20] ---
    I’m going for his stomach!
[20:21] ---
    I’m going for his head!
[20:25] ---
    – One, two… – One, two…
[20:26] ---
    – Three! – Three!
[20:28] ---
    Huh?
[20:29] ---
    Huh?!
[20:44] ---
    Wh-What is going on?
[20:47] ---
    Gimme a break,
    what are you doing?!
[20:51] ---
    Wh-Who’s that?
[20:57] ---
    It’s too much of a drag
    to tell you my name, however…!
[21:01] ---
    The most powerful support squad
    assigned to this mission!
[21:05] ---
    The most powerful trio from
    the Village Hidden in the Leaves!
[21:09] ---
    We’re Ino-Shika-Cho!
[21:28] ---
    Crappy news pass us by
[21:32] ---
    And you become speechless
[21:37] ---
    My voice is way too soft
[21:42] ---
    So you don’t answer
[21:46] ---
    You’re crying Crying alone
[21:51] ---
    What can I do? I’m crying too
[21:55] ---
    “Let my lonely scream ring out
    through the night”
[21:58] ---
    I’ll thrash this confused era
    with my speed Yeah
[22:07] ---
    And I’ll thrash this confused night
    with my speed Yeah
[22:17] ---
    I’ll thrash them with my piercing guitar
    and my speed Yeah
[22:26] ---
    This sinking world and its evil bastards,
    I’ll kick their butt Yeah
[22:50] ---
    What's with these guys?!
    They have super ridiculous strength!
[22:54] ---
    To think they can resist
[22:55] ---
    Shadow Possession Jutsu
    to this extent on sheer power!
[22:58] ---
    If Shikamaru's Jutsu gets broken now,
    we'll be in a hairy spot!
[23:00] ---
    Our only choice is to
    settle this right away.
[23:03] ---
    Are you guys ready?
[23:05] ---
    – Yeah! – Yeah!
[23:06] ---
    Then let's go!
    This is our trump card!
[23:10] ---
    Next episode,
     "A New Formation: Ino-Shika-Cho!"