# E144 - A New Squad! Two People and a Dog?!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6DQ48Z4R/a-new-squad-two-people-and-a-dog)
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**[00:12] ---**
Hey boys, listen up!
**[00:17] ---**
Humans aren’t such a big deal
**[00:22] ---**
Who needs tomorrow anyway,
**[00:26] ---**
so don’t hide your fists
**[00:31] ---**
You’re not old enough
**[00:34] ---**
to sell your dreams away to uncertainty
**[00:41] ---**
Hey boys, you’re the only ones
**[00:45] ---**
who can pull the trigger in your heart
**[00:50] ---**
All the kids said
**[00:52] ---**
We’re living in this senseless, ridiculous,
**[00:55] ---**
awesome world right at this moment,
**[01:00] ---**
All the kids said
**[01:02] ---**
Don’t forget every truth or lie
**[01:09] ---**
All the kids said
**[01:12] ---**
We’re way too young to die
**[01:14] ---**
In this empty town lined with empty faces
**[01:19] ---**
All the kids took off
**[01:21] ---**
into this windless night
**[01:24] ---**
Because they want to change something
**[01:44] ---**
– Sumptuous meal!
– Sumptuous meal!
**[01:48] ---**
I feel a little thrown off balance.
**[01:51] ---**
Let’s regroup, everybody!
**[01:54] ---**
Go!
**[02:04] ---**
I’m itchy, Elder Brother.
**[02:06] ---**
Yeah, itchy…
**[02:08] ---**
Huh?!
**[02:17] ---**
My punches aren’t having
any effect whatsoever.
**[02:27] ---**
Naruto…
**[02:29] ---**
This doesn’t look good.
**[02:31] ---**
Again!
**[02:39] ---**
Huh?
**[02:52] ---**
I-It itches, Elder Brother.
**[02:55] ---**
Yeah…feels like I’m getting a rash.
**[02:59] ---**
D-Damn!
**[03:10] ---**
I’m not done yet!
**[03:12] ---**
Stop it, Naruto!
**[03:14] ---**
It’s futile…
**[03:15] ---**
– You won't swagger like that for long!
– You won't swagger like that for long!
**[03:30] ---**
This feels so good!
**[03:35] ---**
What’s up with those guys anyway?
**[03:39] ---**
You’re an idiot brat as always.
**[03:41] ---**
You have it hard, don’t you?
**[03:44] ---**
Having to go on a mission
with that failure of a brat.
**[03:48] ---**
Don’t you, Iruka?
**[03:50] ---**
Why, Mizuki?!
**[03:54] ---**
I’m asking you, please stop
this kind of foolishness!
**[03:57] ---**
Are you intending to betray
your comrades from the village again?
**[04:01] ---**
Comrades?
**[04:02] ---**
That's right!
Your comrades from the Leaf Village
**[04:05] ---**
with whom you shared
both pleasures and pain!
**[04:07] ---**
You can understand that,
can’t you?
**[04:08] ---**
Comrades…huh?
**[04:22] ---**
As usual, you are naïve,
aren’t you…lruka?
**[04:26] ---**
What I believe in is power!
**[04:29] ---**
Don’t think you can shackle me with
such vague bonds like that of comrades!
**[04:34] ---**
Mizuki…
**[04:35] ---**
I will soon get my hands
on the ultimate power!
**[04:39] ---**
Lord Orochimaru’s power!
**[04:45] ---**
Orochimaru?!
**[04:47] ---**
Then I’ll teach you a lesson!
**[04:50] ---**
About how meaningless it is…
**[04:52] ---**
that thing you and the other Leaf guys
describe as camaraderie or whatever!
**[04:55] ---**
Mizuki…
**[04:56] ---**
You were an excellent Shinobi despite
having committed that crime, you…
**[05:00] ---**
Don’t talk so knowingly!
**[05:09] ---**
Damn! They’re dodging all my attacks!
**[05:14] ---**
Iruka, if you insist so much,
why don't you show me?
**[05:19] ---**
What degree of feeling
you really have for your comrades…
**[05:24] ---**
I wonder whether you’ll really
be able to stop me?
**[05:28] ---**
Come!
**[05:29] ---**
Wait!
**[05:31] ---**
Naruto! Forget about these guys!
Pursue Mizuki!
**[05:35] ---**
Damn…!
**[05:39] ---**
I’m gonna settle this later
without fail!
**[05:45] ---**
Elder Brother, that guy went off.
**[05:49] ---**
They all went off, didn’t they?
**[05:53] ---**
Elder Brother, could this be
a game of hide-and-go-seek?
**[05:56] ---**
Hide-and-go-seek! Hide-and-go-seek!
**[05:59] ---**
So does that mean we’re “It”?
**[06:05] ---**
Those jerks!
**[06:07] ---**
Making us “It” without even deciding
by scissors-paper-rock!
**[06:11] ---**
– Let's go, Raijin! – Okay!
**[06:12] ---**
A New Squad!
Two People and a Dog?!
**[06:19] ---**
Over here…lruka.
**[06:25] ---**
Hurry, Naruto!
**[06:27] ---**
Don't be fooled this time!
**[06:29] ---**
Shut up! It’s 100 years too soon
to be arguing with me!
**[06:33] ---**
I’m telling you,
**[06:34] ---**
if you dilly-dally the situation’s gonna
get really troublesome again!
**[06:37] ---**
What?!
**[06:40] ---**
Found you!
**[06:47] ---**
Good job, huh, Elder Brother!
**[06:49] ---**
Yeah!
**[06:52] ---**
I don’t have time to be
dealing with these guys!
**[06:55] ---**
Elder Brother, hide-and-go-seek is fun,
but aren’t you getting hungry?
**[06:59] ---**
You’re really something,
aren’t you, Raijin?
**[07:06] ---**
Leave some for your Elder Brother!
**[07:08] ---**
Of course, I will!
**[07:10] ---**
Hey, you idiot brothers!
**[07:12] ---**
– Huh? – Huh?
**[07:13] ---**
This is no time to be eating!
**[07:17] ---**
I’m telling you, it’s foolhardy
to be fighting these guys!
**[07:20] ---**
I already know that!
**[07:27] ---**
Mizuki! Where are you?!
**[07:31] ---**
What’s the matter…lruka?
**[07:35] ---**
Weren’t you gonna stop me?
**[07:42] ---**
Stop this foolishness, Mizuki!
**[07:46] ---**
Come on out, Mizuki!
**[08:02] ---**
Always be aware of
an attack from behind…
**[08:04] ---**
For a Shinobi,
isn’t that a basic rule?
**[08:21] ---**
Nicely done, Iruka.
**[08:27] ---**
Pretty good!
**[08:30] ---**
Always read behind the surface
of your enemy’s bluffs…
**[08:33] ---**
For a Shinobi isn’t that a basic rule?
**[08:37] ---**
That’s my line!
**[08:44] ---**
What’s that?
**[08:45] ---**
A Smoke Bomb?
**[08:47] ---**
Shadow Clone Jutsu!
**[08:50] ---**
– Come on over! Catch us if you can!
– Come on over! Catch us if you can!
**[08:54] ---**
Elder Brother, they’re increasing!
They’re increasing!
**[08:56] ---**
Raijin, this must be
super hide-and-go-seek, don’t you think?
**[09:00] ---**
Yeah. That’s right!
**[09:02] ---**
A decoy strategy, huh?
You thought it through.
**[09:06] ---**
We can buy some time this way.
**[09:09] ---**
All right, now's our chance…
**[09:10] ---**
– Super, super hide-and-go-seek!
– Super, super hide-and-go-seek!
**[09:36] ---**
There are,
there are two Old Lady Tsunades!
**[09:40] ---**
You’re talking about
the idiotic strength, huh?
**[09:45] ---**
Haven’t you come to
your senses yet?!
**[09:47] ---**
Shut up!
**[09:51] ---**
Why are you so obsessed with power!
**[09:54] ---**
Because that, if anything,
is everything!
**[09:56] ---**
Reconsider, Mizuki!
lt isn’t too late yet!
**[10:01] ---**
You are naive!
**[10:03] ---**
Don’t you understand the situation?!
**[10:10] ---**
What’s the matter?
Come on and attack, Iruka!
**[10:12] ---**
You’re not my enemy!
**[10:14] ---**
You’re my comrade from
the same village!
**[10:16] ---**
I told you, I’m tired of that kind of
song and dance!
**[10:18] ---**
And moreover…
you’re my colleagu!
**[10:22] ---**
You’re a member of the same family
that inherited the same Will of Fire!
**[10:28] ---**
Will of Fire, huh?
**[10:29] ---**
Yes, that’s right.
**[10:31] ---**
Therefore, please stop
the foolishness, Mizuki!
**[10:34] ---**
It irks me most when
you say things like that!
**[10:36] ---**
Mizuki!
**[10:38] ---**
Since we’re old acquaintances
I was gonna kill you quickly.
**[10:42] ---**
But now I’ve decided against that.
**[10:45] ---**
You’re gonna have some fun…
**[10:47] ---**
I’ll give you a taste of how it feels
**[10:48] ---**
to be killed slowly by
your so-called comrade!
**[11:02] ---**
Hey, Naruto… How long are you
planning to be like that?
**[11:06] ---**
It’s just a matter of time till
those guys find you!
**[11:14] ---**
I found you!
**[11:15] ---**
What?! They found us!
**[11:19] ---**
All right! This is it!
**[11:21] ---**
Hide-and-go-seek!
**[11:22] ---**
Hide-and-go-seek!
**[11:24] ---**
Shadow Clone Jutsu!
**[11:27] ---**
Elder Brother,
super hide-and-go-seek again?
**[11:31] ---**
I’m getting bored with this.
**[11:36] ---**
Shadow Clone again?!
**[11:38] ---**
As always,
you have no new tricks, huh!
**[11:41] ---**
Just leave it to me!
**[11:43] ---**
All right! Go!
**[11:44] ---**
– Okay! – Go!
**[11:47] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[11:49] ---**
What kind of game is this?
**[11:56] ---**
Wow, they're going so fast.
**[11:58] ---**
I see… Not bad.
**[12:01] ---**
I-I feel sick… Elder Brother.
**[12:05] ---**
I’m woozy…
**[12:07] ---**
Now! Catch them!
**[12:11] ---**
Huh?!
**[12:14] ---**
You jerks…
**[12:16] ---**
What do you think you’re doing?
**[12:19] ---**
The preparation’s done!
**[12:21] ---**
Here it goes!
You fatso Herculean brothers!
**[12:33] ---**
Concentrate… I must concentrate…
**[12:45] ---**
Stop putting on airs!
**[12:47] ---**
A guy like you,
who’s weaker than me!
**[12:49] ---**
Yeah! That’s right, isn’t it?!
**[12:53] ---**
You always excelled over
anything I did, didn’t you…?
**[12:57] ---**
I was always being helped by you,
wasn’t I?
**[13:03] ---**
One year has passed already, hasn’t it?
**[13:06] ---**
It’s not so easy to laugh,
hiding your sadness.
**[13:11] ---**
Your teacher told me that
you are the center of the laughter.
**[13:17] ---**
I’m not sad at all!
**[13:20] ---**
It’s an honor for Shinobi
to die during their missions!
**[13:23] ---**
My dad and mom…
**[13:25] ---**
are heroes who protected this village
from the Demon Fox!
**[13:30] ---**
And I am the child of those heroes.
**[13:32] ---**
That’s why I’m not sad
even though I’m alone…
**[13:36] ---**
These tears are from the happiness...
**[13:39] ---**
Enough already.
**[13:44] ---**
I’m always aware that
you are feeling lonely.
**[13:50] ---**
But you are not alone.
**[13:55] ---**
All of Leaf’s Shinobi
have the “Will of Fire.”
**[14:00] ---**
“Will of Fire”?
**[14:02] ---**
It means the will to protect the Leaf.
**[14:06] ---**
As long as you have
the Will of Fire,
**[14:09] ---**
you and people in this village
are all family.
**[14:14] ---**
Iruka, I wonder if you have that.
**[14:22] ---**
Yeah.
**[14:30] ---**
Huh…?
**[14:34] ---**
Who’s that over there?
**[14:45] ---**
Mizuki…
**[14:46] ---**
What are you doing there?
**[14:49] ---**
Well, I heard that Iruka
was depressed these days…
**[14:54] ---**
I was worried and came to look for him.
**[14:58] ---**
Everybody’s…worried about you, Iruka.
**[15:02] ---**
Everybody’s waiting over there.
Come on and play with us!
**[15:09] ---**
It’s all right… Go on.
**[15:23] ---**
The Mizuki that I idolized was kind…
**[15:28] ---**
And he was a guy who was more
thoughtful of his friends than anyone else.
**[15:31] ---**
Yet…
**[15:34] ---**
Please remember! Mizuki!
**[15:37] ---**
You really are…
**[15:40] ---**
an idiot, aren’t you?!
**[15:46] ---**
L-Let go…
**[15:49] ---**
Here it goes…
**[15:50] ---**
S-Stop please!
**[15:54] ---**
I-I feel sick…
**[16:03] ---**
– Huh? – Eh?
**[16:04] ---**
What?
**[16:09] ---**
Elder Brother, don’t tell me that you…
**[16:12] ---**
Sorry, Raijin… I squashed…
**[16:16] ---**
our lunch!
**[16:19] ---**
What?!
**[16:27] ---**
Stay still, guys!
**[16:29] ---**
Now take this…!
**[16:33] ---**
– Give us back our lunch!
– Give us back our lunch!
**[16:36] ---**
What?!
**[16:43] ---**
H-He’s done it, huh…
**[16:56] ---**
It doesn’t look like you understand me,
so let me explain.
**[17:00] ---**
The real reason I was kind to you…
**[17:04] ---**
Because it made me happy
more than anything
**[17:07] ---**
to see you in your misery!
**[17:14] ---**
Hey, Iruka!
**[17:17] ---**
We’re gonna go play soccer right now.
**[17:20] ---**
Come join us, Iruka!
**[17:24] ---**
Sure! Okay!
**[17:27] ---**
I wonder if Iruka’s okay
**[17:28] ---**
after all those things
that happened to him…
**[17:31] ---**
That’s why we need to
try to cheer him up!
**[17:35] ---**
Why…only him…
**[17:41] ---**
Everybody makes a fuss about him
**[17:43] ---**
just because of his parents
getting killed by Nine-Tail…
**[17:47] ---**
Serves you right…
**[17:53] ---**
Even Lord Hokage?!
**[17:59] ---**
Why…why is it?!
**[18:05] ---**
Who is it over there?
**[18:11] ---**
All right…
**[18:12] ---**
I’m gonna try to gain the favor
of Lord Hokage too…
**[18:15] ---**
What are you doing over there?
**[18:18] ---**
Well, I heard that Iruka has been
depressed recently so…
**[18:24] ---**
You’re lying!
**[18:25] ---**
Treating a guy who’s weaker
than oneself with disdain
**[18:27] ---**
is the most pleasurable
feeling of all, Iruka.
**[18:31] ---**
You weren’t that way in the past!
**[18:34] ---**
That’s why I’ve been telling you…
you’re naïve!
**[18:38] ---**
That kind of naiveté leads to fatal mistakes
on the battleground.
**[18:42] ---**
On the battleground, it’s all about
how many enemies you can kill!
**[18:49] ---**
If you throw a Kunai blindly
in a bamboo grove,
**[18:51] ---**
all that will happen is that it’ll bounce off
and its path will be errant.
**[18:54] ---**
If you’re gonna take aim…
make it straight!
**[19:05] ---**
Don’t think I’m gonna get fooled twice
with the same bait!
**[19:08] ---**
Damn… I’m at a disadvantage if
we fight in a place like this!
**[19:18] ---**
Mizuki…
**[19:23] ---**
You…
**[19:26] ---**
Mizuki!
**[19:29] ---**
I told you, it’s useless…
**[19:38] ---**
If the path is going to be errant,
**[19:40] ---**
then one just needs to calculate
the path of the Kunai when throwing it!
**[19:45] ---**
So you’ve finally gotten serious, huh?
**[19:48] ---**
Follow me!
**[19:57] ---**
Where is this?
**[20:01] ---**
Looks like you’re finally conscious.
**[20:06] ---**
You jerk…
**[20:07] ---**
You ruined our meal…
**[20:11] ---**
Don’t even think
we’re gonna let you leave here alive!
**[20:20] ---**
I’m going for his stomach!
**[20:21] ---**
I’m going for his head!
**[20:25] ---**
– One, two… – One, two…
**[20:26] ---**
– Three! – Three!
**[20:28] ---**
Huh?
**[20:29] ---**
Huh?!
**[20:44] ---**
Wh-What is going on?
**[20:47] ---**
Gimme a break,
what are you doing?!
**[20:51] ---**
Wh-Who’s that?
**[20:57] ---**
It’s too much of a drag
to tell you my name, however…!
**[21:01] ---**
The most powerful support squad
assigned to this mission!
**[21:05] ---**
The most powerful trio from
the Village Hidden in the Leaves!
**[21:09] ---**
We’re Ino-Shika-Cho!
**[21:28] ---**
Crappy news pass us by
**[21:32] ---**
And you become speechless
**[21:37] ---**
My voice is way too soft
**[21:42] ---**
So you don’t answer
**[21:46] ---**
You’re crying Crying alone
**[21:51] ---**
What can I do? I’m crying too
**[21:55] ---**
“Let my lonely scream ring out
through the night”
**[21:58] ---**
I’ll thrash this confused era
with my speed Yeah
**[22:07] ---**
And I’ll thrash this confused night
with my speed Yeah
**[22:17] ---**
I’ll thrash them with my piercing guitar
and my speed Yeah
**[22:26] ---**
This sinking world and its evil bastards,
I’ll kick their butt Yeah
**[22:50] ---**
What's with these guys?!
They have super ridiculous strength!
**[22:54] ---**
To think they can resist
**[22:55] ---**
Shadow Possession Jutsu
to this extent on sheer power!
**[22:58] ---**
If Shikamaru's Jutsu gets broken now,
we'll be in a hairy spot!
**[23:00] ---**
Our only choice is to
settle this right away.
**[23:03] ---**
Are you guys ready?
**[23:05] ---**
– Yeah! – Yeah!
**[23:06] ---**
Then let's go!
This is our trump card!
**[23:10] ---**
Next episode,
"A New Formation: Ino-Shika-Cho!"