E4 - Pass or Fail: Survival Test

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    C'mon!
[00:17] ---
    Running like a fugitive,
[00:21] ---
    Being chased by something
[00:24] ---
    Inside my heart is pounding
[00:28] ---
    My throat dry like it's withering
[00:32] ---
    For no single one,
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    To none does belong,
[00:41] ---
    This time is ours, right now...
[00:48] ---
    Unraveling the pain,
[00:50] ---
    Unraveling our hearts,
[00:51] ---
    Unraveling shadows
[00:55] ---
    Stifling our breath,
[00:57] ---
    Reaching for beyond,
[00:59] ---
    Tearing through the dark
[01:04] ---
    In fighting and in love
[01:11] ---
    To the distant light above,
[01:14] ---
    Yes, we are on the way
[01:22] ---
    I wanna rock...
[01:26] ---
    Rockin' my heart
[01:43] ---
    He's late.
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    Naruto!
[01:55] ---
    Stay still.
[01:57] ---
    Why's it that only
    our squad's teacher is late?
[02:02] ---
    The other squads have gone off
    somewhere with their new teachers,
[02:06] ---
    and Iruka Sensei's also left.
[02:08] ---
    Don't look at me.
[02:11] ---
    Hey, what're you doing, Naruto?!
[02:18] ---
    Hey!
[02:19] ---
    It'll be his fault because he's late.
[02:27] ---
    Man! You're asking for it!
[02:30] ---
    I like stuff like this!
[02:34] ---
    A Jonin wouldn't get caught
    in such a weak booby trap.
[02:38] ---
    That's right. You're such an idiot...!
[02:49] ---
    I got him, I got him...
[02:53] ---
    I-I'm sorry, sir.
[02:55] ---
    I tried to stop him,
    but Naruto did it on his own...
[02:59] ---
    It's all good.
[03:01] ---
    Get real.
    ls he really a Jonin?
[03:10] ---
    How can I put this?
[03:12] ---
    As for my first impression
    of you guys...?
[03:15] ---
    Well, I hate you.
[03:22] ---
    Pass or Fail: Survival Test
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    Let's see.
[03:29] ---
    First off, let me have
    you guys introduce yourselves.
[03:32] ---
    Introduce ourselves...
[03:34] ---
    What should we say?
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    Your likes, dislikes, your future dream,
    hobbies, things like that!
[03:44] ---
    Hey! Before that, please tell us
    about yourself.
[03:51] ---
    Me? My name's Kakashi Hatake.
[03:57] ---
    I don't feel like telling you
    guys about my likes and dislikes.
[04:02] ---
    I've never really thought
    about my future dream...
[04:07] ---
    As for my hobbies, I have many.
[04:10] ---
    In the end,
    isn't all we know his name?
[04:13] ---
    Yeah.
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    Next is you guys.
[04:17] ---
    Let's start with you.
[04:19] ---
    My name's Naruto Uzumaki!
[04:22] ---
    I like instant ramen,
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    but what I like even more
    is the ramen from Ichiraku
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    that Iruka Sensei treats me to.
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    What I dislike is the three minutes
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    after pouring hot water
    in the instant ramen.
[04:32] ---
    My hobby is eating and
    comparing ramen!
[04:35] ---
    And my future dream...
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    is to surpass the Hokage!
[04:39] ---
    And so I'm going to get
    the entire village
[04:41] ---
    to acknowledge my existence!
[04:46] ---
    I see...
[04:48] ---
    this kid's grown up in
    an interesting way.
[04:51] ---
    Okay, next.
[04:54] ---
    I'm Sakura Haruno.
[04:56] ---
    What I like... I mean, who I like is...
[05:02] ---
    And, my hobby is, I mean...
[05:06] ---
    My future dream is...
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    And?
    What about your dislikes?
[05:14] ---
    Naruto!
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    Girls at her age are probably
    more interested in love
[05:20] ---
    than the Ninja Arts.
[05:22] ---
    And lastly.
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    My name's... Sasuke Uchiha.
[05:26] ---
    I have lots of dislikes,
    but no likes in particular.
[05:32] ---
    Oh...
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    And...
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    I don't feel like summing up
    my ambition as just a dream
[05:37] ---
    but I do have an ambition!
[05:39] ---
    The ambition to restore my clan
    and without fail...
[05:44] ---
    to kill a certain man!
[05:54] ---
    He doesn't...
[05:55] ---
    mean me, does he?
[05:57] ---
    Sure enough, Sasuke's cool.
[06:01] ---
    I knew it...
[06:03] ---
    Good!
[06:04] ---
    The three of you are very distinctive
    and interesting!
[06:08] ---
    We'll have a mission tomorrow!
[06:10] ---
    Yes, sir! What kind of mission?
[06:13] ---
    First, we'll do what we can do
    with just four people.
[06:17] ---
    What-what-what?!
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    A survival exercise.
[06:23] ---
    Survival exercise?
[06:25] ---
    Why are we doing an exercise
[06:26] ---
    even though this is supposed
    to be a mission?
[06:29] ---
    We've had more than our share
    of exercises in the Academy!
[06:32] ---
    This is no simple exercise.
[06:34] ---
    Then... then what kind of exercise is it?
[06:46] ---
    Hey! What's so funny, Sensei?
[06:50] ---
    Uh, well, if I tell you,
    I know you'll grow disenchanted.
[06:55] ---
    What?
[06:57] ---
    Of the twenty-seven graduates,
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    only nine will be recognized
    as junior ninjas.
[07:03] ---
    The remaining eighteen will
    be sent back to the Academy.
[07:08] ---
    In other words, this exercise
    is an extremely difficult test
[07:11] ---
    with a failure rate of 66% or higher!
[07:16] ---
    See, see?
[07:17] ---
    You got disenchanted!
[07:19] ---
    That's crazy!
[07:21] ---
    To have suffered that much!
[07:22] ---
    T-Then, what was
    the graduation test for?
[07:27] ---
    Oh, that.
[07:28] ---
    It was just to select those who have
    the potential of becoming Genin.
[07:31] ---
    Whaaaat?!
[07:34] ---
    Well, that's the way it is.
[07:35] ---
    I'll be determining whether
    you pass or fail.
[07:39] ---
    Bring your complete set
    of Ninja tools!
[07:41] ---
    We meet at five in the morning.
[07:46] ---
    N-No way am I going to be
    dropped now!
[07:50] ---
    I've got to have my strength
    recognized for real.
[07:54] ---
    I'll be separated from Sasuke
    if I fail this test.
[07:58] ---
    This is an exercise of love!
[08:05] ---
    Okay! You're dismissed.
[08:08] ---
    Oh... And you'd best skip breakfast.
[08:11] ---
    You'll throw up.
[08:24] ---
    Morning.
[08:54] ---
    Hi, folks. Good morning!
[08:57] ---
    You're late!
[08:59] ---
    Well, a black cat crossed
    my path, you see.
[09:06] ---
    Ahem! Oh well...
[09:10] ---
    Okay, it's set for 12:00!
[09:17] ---
    Today's assignment is to take
    these bells away from me by noon.
[09:25] ---
    Those who can't do it won't get lunch.
[09:28] ---
    They'll be tied to that...
[09:30] ---
    and I'll eat my lunch
    before your very eyes.
[09:34] ---
    So that was the point...
[09:36] ---
    for us not to eat breakfast...
[09:38] ---
    But, hold on.
[09:40] ---
    Why are there only two bells?
[09:43] ---
    There are only two,
    so at the very least,
[09:45] ---
    one will have to
    go to the logs.
[09:46] ---
    That person will be disqualified
    for failing the mission...
[09:50] ---
    and will return to the Academy.
[09:52] ---
    It might be one person
    at the very least,
[09:54] ---
    or it could be all three of you.
[09:56] ---
    You can use your Shuriken.
[09:59] ---
    You won't be able to take the bells
    unless you come with the intent to kill me.
[10:03] ---
    But, that's dangerous, sir!
[10:06] ---
    Y-Yeah, that's right!
[10:07] ---
    You couldn't even evade
    a chalkboard eraser!
[10:09] ---
    In this world,
[10:11] ---
    those who aren't skilled enough
    tend to complain more.
[10:14] ---
    Well, just ignore the loser...
[10:18] ---
    Begin when I give
    the "ready-go" signal.
[10:19] ---
    Loser, loser, loser.
[10:37] ---
    Don't be so hasty.
    I didn't say start, yet.
[10:49] ---
    No way...!
[10:50] ---
    I didn't see him at all.
[10:52] ---
    So this is a Jonin.
[10:54] ---
    But, that's fine.
[10:55] ---
    At least you came with
     the intent to kill me.
[11:01] ---
    How can I put this...?
[11:02] ---
    I feel like I'm finally starting...
[11:03] ---
    to like you guys.
[11:06] ---
    We're going to start.
[11:08] ---
    Ready... start!
[11:16] ---
    What do you want to know?
[11:19] ---
    I didn't think you just
    came here to drink tea.
[11:23] ---
    The Jonin in Naruto and company's
    Group Seven...
[11:27] ---
    What kind of teacher is he?
    ls he strict?
[11:31] ---
    You mean Kakashi?
    Does he concern you?
[11:36] ---
    I heard a rumor that concerns me.
[11:47] ---
    What's this?
[11:49] ---
    It's a pass-fail list of
    the junior ninjas
[11:51] ---
    Kakashi has been
    in charge of up until now.
[11:55] ---
    Let me have a look.
[12:03] ---
    T-This is...!
[12:08] ---
    Fundamentally, ninja must mask
    their presence and hide.
[12:20] ---
    Okay, everyone is hidden pretty well...
[12:26] ---
    Alright! Let's face off
    fair and square!
[12:30] ---
    Oh?
[12:31] ---
    That goof.
[12:34] ---
    Say, aren't you a bit
    off kilter?
[12:37] ---
    What's off kilter
    is your hairstyle!
[12:52] ---
    I'll teach you the first
    Shinobi Battle Jutsu...
[12:56] ---
    Taijutsu.
[13:00] ---
    Taijutsu...?
[13:01] ---
    That's ninja hand-to-hand combat...
[13:04] ---
    That being said...
    he's going to use weapons?
[13:08] ---
    Make-Out Paradise
[13:16] ---
    What's the matter?
[13:17] ---
    Why don't you come at me?
[13:18] ---
    But hey... what's with the book?
[13:22] ---
    Why do you ask...?
[13:24] ---
    It's because I was curious
    about what happens next.
[13:27] ---
    Don't worry.
[13:29] ---
    With you guys as opponents,
[13:30] ---
    it makes no difference
    if I'm reading or not.
[13:34] ---
    I'm going to rip you apart!
[13:40] ---
    Darn! This time a spin kick!
[13:43] ---
    Man!
[13:47] ---
    Wha--?!
[13:49] ---
    Ninja shouldn't let the enemy take them
    from behind multiple times, fool.
[13:53] ---
    The way his hands are positioned...
[13:55] ---
    Is that the Sign of the Tiger?!
[13:57] ---
    No way!
[13:57] ---
    With Naruto as his opponent,
[13:59] ---
    that's too strong a Ninjutsu
    no matter how you look at it.
[14:01] ---
    That Sign...
    lt's a fire-style skill.
[14:05] ---
    That idiot teacher's doing more
    than just running around?
[14:08] ---
    Naruto, get out of there quick!
[14:10] ---
    You'll die!
[14:13] ---
    Too late.
[14:15] ---
    Leaf Village Secret!
    Ultimate Taijutsu!
[14:21] ---
    One Thousand Years of Death!
[14:25] ---
    Oh, it's not a Ninjutsu.
[14:29] ---
    Those two are idiots.
[14:36] ---
    Alright...
[14:45] ---
    Even so, isn't that against the rules?
[14:48] ---
    What're we supposed to do
    about his strength?
[14:56] ---
    Darn it!
[14:57] ---
    It wasn't supposed to be
    like this.
[15:11] ---
    It... can't be!
[15:13] ---
    This is more than just a rumor.
[15:16] ---
    Kakashi's test might
    be a bit difficult...
[15:20] ---
    Even so, this means absolutely
    no one has passed...!
[15:25] ---
    That's right...
[15:26] ---
    Kakashi has never had someone pass.
[15:30] ---
    They have all...
[15:31] ---
    been annihilated...
[15:38] ---
    What's the matter?
[15:40] ---
    You won't get lunch if you can't
    take the bell by noon.
[15:44] ---
    I know that, I say.
[15:46] ---
    You're not very energetic,
[15:48] ---
    considering you said that
    you'd surpass the Hokage.
[15:52] ---
    Darn it! Darn it!
    I can fight even if I'm hungry.
[15:59] ---
    I didn't even have dinner last night.
[16:03] ---
    I shouldn't have gone on a diet.
[16:07] ---
    I just got a bit careless earlier!
[16:10] ---
    Darn! I'm hungry, so my strength...
[16:14] ---
    But... I've got to take the bell,
    no matter what.
[16:18] ---
    No matter what...
[16:20] ---
    I'm... not...
[16:23] ---
    turning back now!
[16:29] ---
    I'm going to become a Ninja!
[16:41] ---
    Security is your greatest enemy!
[16:42] ---
    Now for my favorite
    Multi-Shadow Clone Jutsu!
[16:47] ---
    Seven... Narutos?
[16:53] ---
    What? They're not just images?
[16:56] ---
    Are they all real?
    The real thing?
[17:05] ---
    Not the clone,
    but the shadow clone, eh.
[17:10] ---
    If you ever lay a hand on Iruka Sensei,
    I'll kill you!
[17:14] ---
    Show me what you can do, Demon Fox!
[17:24] ---
    Those aren't just images
    but actual clones!
[17:28] ---
    That's an advanced Ninjutsu!
[17:31] ---
    It's the forbidden Jutsu
    that did in Mizuki.
[17:37] ---
    Judging from your ability,
[17:39] ---
    that Jutsu should have
    a one-minute limit.
[17:42] ---
    Even if you talk trash,
[17:44] ---
    Naruto is Naruto
    after all is said and done...
[17:47] ---
    You still can't beat me with that skill.
[17:53] ---
    W-What?! Behind me?!
[18:00] ---
    Ninja shouldn't let
    the enemy take them from behind.
[18:04] ---
    Right, Kakashi Sensei?
[18:06] ---
    Using the Shadow Clone,
[18:08] ---
    I had one of them come up
[18:09] ---
    from the bottom of the river
    and sneak behind you!
[18:13] ---
    Here's one for that attack
    on my butt earlier!
[18:16] ---
    Naruto, not bad!
[18:18] ---
    So... a diversionary tactic, eh?
[18:23] ---
    Now... allow me to punch you!
[18:34] ---
    What?!
[18:42] ---
    The one who got punched was...
[18:46] ---
    Naruto?
[18:48] ---
    Ouch!
[18:50] ---
    You...!
[18:51] ---
    You're Kakashi Sensei, right?!
[18:54] ---
    You used the Transformation Jutsu
    to change yourself, didn't you?!
[18:56] ---
    It's you!
[18:57] ---
    You're Kakashi Sensei, I say.
[18:59] ---
    You smell like Kakashi Sensei!
[19:01] ---
    The smell of an old guy!
[19:04] ---
    Why you--!
[19:05] ---
    Hey! For the time being,
    let's try undoing the Jutsu.
[19:09] ---
    If we do that,
    only the two will remain... so...
[19:12] ---
    You should've realized that sooner,
    you idiot!
[19:14] ---
    You're me, you idiot!
    Just undo the Jutsu!
[19:25] ---
    Naruto...
[19:27] ---
    You're embarrassing to watch...
[19:28] ---
    That was the Substitution Jutsu,
    you fool.
[19:32] ---
    Essentially, it's a skill used
    to quickly switch one's own body
[19:35] ---
    with an object or animal.
[19:37] ---
    This makes your enemy think
    you're being attacked,
[19:41] ---
    but then you strike during
    their unguarded moment.
[19:43] ---
    After letting himself get caught
    by the real Naruto,
[19:48] ---
    the Jonin fool switched bodies
    with one of the clone Narutos.
[19:52] ---
    Not only did he make Naruto
    think he'd been nailed...
[19:54] ---
    he used Naruto's own attack on him.
[20:04] ---
    A bell?!
[20:06] ---
    You really must have been in a hurry.
[20:08] ---
    You've dropped a bell!
[20:15] ---
    What the heck is this?!
[20:19] ---
    Of course it's a trap...
[20:22] ---
    H-H-Hey!
[20:25] ---
    That jonin doesn't lower his guard
    even when he's fighting Naruto.
[20:31] ---
    The bell!
[20:37] ---
    You have to think when using Jutsu.
[20:40] ---
    They can be used against you.
[20:44] ---
    Also...
[20:46] ---
    ...don't get caught in
    an obvious trap, you fool.
[20:52] ---
    A Ninja must see
    through deception!
[20:55] ---
    I know that, I say!
[20:58] ---
    You know, I'm telling you
    because you don't get it.
[21:01] ---
    Listen up!
[21:03] ---
    Your movements are wasteful.
[21:07] ---
    Now!
[21:11] ---
    He finally dropped his guard!
[21:14] ---
    You're so...
[21:19] ---
    No way!
[21:20] ---
    You jerk Sasuke!
[21:22] ---
    You're overdoing it!
[23:07] ---
    Darn it!
[23:08] ---
    At this rate, there's no way
    I can beat Kakashi Sensei.
[23:11] ---
    But if I don't take the bell...
[23:12] ---
    I won't get lunch...
[23:13] ---
    No... I'll fail the test!
[23:15] ---
    He says a Ninja must see
    through deception,
[23:18] ---
    but I have no idea what that means.
[23:20] ---
    How in the world can I take
    the bell back
[23:22] ---
    from Kakashi Sensei?!
[23:25] ---
    Next episode:
     "You Failed! Kakashi's Final Decision"
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    Don't miss my outstanding performance!