E52 - Ebisu Returns: Naruto's Toughest Training Yet!

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    Press down hard on the gas
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    That’s right, there’s no compromise
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    We'll slip through the night
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    At the final moment push hard
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    That's right, all the way to zero,
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    Until we wipe away the days
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    Gently open your heart
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    If you pull it close to you
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    It will reach you, without a doubt
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    It will come, closer
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    Now
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    We’re speeding through life,
    squeezing it for all of its worth
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    Our feet are tied
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    But we still keep going farther
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    Even if I take it back, and grasp it
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    If you’re not the one
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    There will be no meaning
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    And so we’ll go far off into the distance.
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    Umm, where’s the room
    that Sasuke’s in?
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    Mr. Sasuke is not allowed
    any visitors.
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    What?! Hey, hey!
    What's up with that?!
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    I’m sorry,
    those are the rules.
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    Why, Sis, tell me why?
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    Naruto, this is a hospital.
    Keep it down.
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    Say! Say!
    I've got a favor to ask!
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    You don’t need to say it all.
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    Well, I thought it would
    come to this so…
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    I searched for someone
    to watch your training.
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    Why?!
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    I want you to, Kakashi Sensei!
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    I have some matters
    to take care of.
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    I don’t have time to
    trouble myself with you.
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    Oh! Aha...!
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    You’re going to
    train Sasuke, aren’t you?!
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    Well... don't say that.
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    I found a sensei who’s
    more reliable than I am!
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    Well…who is it?
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    It’s me!
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    Huh?!
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    Oh!
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    You!
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    The Closet Perv!
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    Such insolence!
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    Ebisu Returns:
    Naruto's Toughest Training Yet!
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    Ebisu Sensei is
    a Closet Perv?
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    Why’s this guy
    my training teacher?!
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    In the first place,
    he’s weaker than me!
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    What did you say?
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    But you see! But you see!
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    A long time ago,
    with my Harem Jutsu, this guy…
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    Transform!
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    Master Ebisu! Master Ebisu!
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    B-By any chance…
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    Harem Jutsu?
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    U-Uh…it’s nothing!
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    I’ll treat you to and buy you
    whatever you want later!
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    Just be quiet about that!
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    You better.
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    Wow, I didn’t know you
    were acquainted.
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    Well, they’re unsavory ties, but.
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    How could I ever forget
    that humiliation?
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    But why this guy?
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    I definitely don’t want him to.
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    Same here.
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    If it weren’t Kakashi’s favor,
    who’d teach you for the fun of it?
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    Then don’t.
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    Now now, both of you…
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    Don’t say that.
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    Naruto, Ebisu Sensei is a private tutor
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    who teaches the elite,
    a special Jonin!
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    He’s truly better
    at teaching than I am.
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    Well, Naruto, of the three kids
    in Squad Seven that I taught,
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    you’re the worst at the basic skills.
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    Get taught with care
    this time around.
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    How the heck am I inferior
    compared to Sakura and Sasuke?!
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    Naruto, it’s fact that you
    don’t have the fundamentals down.
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    No matter what you do,
    the basic skills are important.
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    If you really want to become strong,
    just be quiet and listen to what I say.
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    Now then, Ebisu Sensei,
    I’m leaving him with you.
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    Yes, yes.
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    Dang it.
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    It may appear to be harsh,
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    but you can become stronger
    a lot more.
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    Do your best.
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    Okay, then, let’s go.
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    Still, I’m not convinced…
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    Huh?
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    You see!
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    Fundamentals might be important,
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    but I won’t get strong being taught
    by someone weaker than me!
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    So in other words,
    you want to say that I’m weak?
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    Who else is here?!
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    I was certainly surprised having
    that indecent Jutsu used on me that time.
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    But it’s premature for you to
    judge my ability on just that.
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    Even though you were
    totally knocked out.
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    Fine.
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    Then, why don’t we put
    it to the test?
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    Hmm?
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    Naruto, run.
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    Huh?
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    If you can get to outrun me,
    I’ll back down quietly.
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    Back down…?
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    Yes.
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    And of course, I’ll speak to
    Kakashi Sensei
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    about you receiving direct training.
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    What?! Really?!
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    This elite instructor does not
    go back on his word.
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    However, this is only if
    you can outrun me.
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    Then that makes it easy!
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    See ya!
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    This’ll be a snap, a snap!
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    I’ll lose that…
    Closet Perv in no time!
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    He already can’t catch up!
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    I knew I was quite
    an exceptional Ninja…
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    Who is exceptional, you say?
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    Surely you’re not thinking you can
    outrun me with just that much.
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    W-What’re you saying?!
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    The chase has still…
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    only just begun!
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    Though he’s a Closet Perv,
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    he’s the elite tutor after all,
    he’s good.
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    Now then.
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    I knew you were Closet Perv.
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    What are you doing…?
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    Naruto?
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    I see. The idea isn’t bad.
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    Then, how about this?!
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    Shadow Clone Jutsu!
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    Heh!
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    Catch me…if you can!
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    Not bad…
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    However, you are not the only one
    who uses the Shadow Clone Jutsu.
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    I won’t let you get away!
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    Dang it!
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    Son…of…a...!
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    Now then, next.
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    Hold it!
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    I found you!
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    Wait!
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    I won’t let you get away!
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    Get off!
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    There! No, actually, here!
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    Here!
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    There!
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    There!
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    Hold it!
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    Have you reached your limit?
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    You’re freaking pesky!
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    Give it up already!
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    What are you snapping
    back at me for?
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    This is a chase, so chasing
    is natural, right?
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    T-True enough…
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    Naruto, you have understood
    my greatness by now, right?
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    It’s about time you surrendered
    and moved on to training--
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    The heck with that!
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    I’m going to bump you off,
    and receive Kakashi Sensei’s training!
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    Even if I have to knock you out!
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    It appears you still have
    some spirit left.
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    To think he would come at me
    head on, even though this is a chase.
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    Just what I would expect of you, Naruto.
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    As Kakashi said, he’s the
    number one unpredictability Ninja.
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    Don’t take this badly!
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    Eat this!
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    Clone Jutsu…?
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    The game is over, Naruto!
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    Dang it!
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    Miso-flavor barbecued pork noodles and
    salt-flavor ramen noodles!
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    Here you go!
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    Naruto, having been shown
    your movements and
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    having further analyzed
    what Kakashi has told me…
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    it is clear that you cannot control
    Chakra well.
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    Control…?
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    That’s right.
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    Now then, comparing you
    with Sasuke and Sakura …
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    I shall explain your
    bad points in order.
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    As you know, in the case of using
    Ninjutsu, Genjutsu and the like,
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    Ninjas build up Chakra and
    activate the Jutsu.
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    I-I know that already!
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    Is that so?
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    Then, in the case of comparing
    the three of you,
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    I shall explain specifically
    how you are inferior.
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    That’s kind of an irritating
    way of saying it.
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    I’m treating you the ramen
    as promised,
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    so be quiet and listen!
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    First, let us say that Sakura
    uses Clone Jutsu.
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    Clone Jutsu!
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    In her case, her build-up control as well as
    her control of Chakra is perfect,
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    so she can make clones without
    using wasteful energy.
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    Cha!
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    Next, in Sasuke’s case,
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    he is somewhat poor at
    building up Chakra.
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    Clone Jutsu.
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    But, his control of Chakra is perfect,
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    so both he and Sakura can
    make five clones.
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    But, he uses a bit more wasteful
    Chakra than Sakura.
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    Oh!
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    So Sasuke’s nothing special.
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    In your case, there’s no time
    to be laughing at others.
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    Huh?
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    You are very poor at building up Chakra
    and controlling it,
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    so you cannot make clones
    with the same amount of Chakra.
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    In the case where you strain to
    make clones despite that,
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    after consuming a much larger amount
    of Chakra than Sakura and Sasuke…
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    Clone Jutsu!
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    ...you can barely make
    one clone at best.
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    By the way,
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    Sakura and Sasuke can become ten
    with the same amount of Chakra.
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    Like this, the three of you are
    this different even using the same Jutsu.
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    Well, this is a somewhat exaggerated
    comparison of you three,
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    but you build up too much Chakra,
    use too much physical strength,
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    and your Jutsu activation is also unstable.
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    But, there’ve been times when
    I was greater than Sakura and Sasuke…
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    That’s only because you
    happen to have
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    the most outstanding stamina
    of the three!
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    Well, I am pretty sure that
    your Chakra control
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    is getting difficult due to the influence
    of the Nine-Tails…
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    which is the origin of your stamina.
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    Anyway, there is no mistaking
    that you can become strong
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    if you carry out the training
    we will be doing from now.
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    Huh?! Really?!
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    I guarantee it.
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    Now then, let’s go.
[15:07] ---
    Sir, your bill.
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    Oh, that’s right.
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    Wha--?!
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    Thank you very much!
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    We’ve come quite a long way…
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    But, this is a hot spring town, right?
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    It doesn’t look like we’ve come
    here to leisurely soak in a hot spring…
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    Hey! Naruto!
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    That’s the women’s bath!
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    I simply will not allow
    indecent behavior!
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    Huh?
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    I’m not you…
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    It’s not that I was trying to peep.
    Believe it!
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    Thinking of something like that
    in the first place makes you a Closet Perv!
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    What’s with that look?
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    N-Nothing.
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    More importantly, why’ve we come
    to a place like this?!
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    Will soaking in a hot spring
    do anything for training?
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    No!
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    The training will be here
    in this hot spring area!
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    Okay, this is the place.
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    It’s a bath, sure enough!
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    What are you saying?
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    I said this is training, didn’t I?
    Training!
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    We’re going to train here?
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    What the heck are we going to do?
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    Walk on this hot water!
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    What?!
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    What is it?
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    Walk on hot water?
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    Can you really do that?
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    Of course!
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    I heard from Kakashi Sensei.
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    You already did tree-climbing training
    without using your hands, right?
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    It’s an application of that.
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    Hmm… What do you mean?
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    Besides, I don’t really remember
    stuff from long ago!
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    In tree climbing, all you do
    is accumulate
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    only the necessary amount of Chakra
    in one necessary location
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    and maintain that amount of
    Chakra all the while.
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    Trees are fixed objects,
    so you only need to be attached to it.
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    In other words,
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    it’s training for building up
    a fixed amount of Chakra.
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    To float on the surface of water,
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    you have to discharge on
    a constant basis
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    an appropriate amount of Chakra
    from your feet to the water
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    and balance that to the extent that
    you can float your own body.
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    Huh?
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    This Chakra control is
    more difficult than maintaining…
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    and is a control training for
    discharge and usage of fixed amount
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    of Chakra for Jutsu and alike.
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    Hmm, I really don’t get it!
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    Well, it would be better to
    show you in your case.
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    First, you build up Chakra
    in your feet.
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    Then, while constantly discharging
    a fixed amount…
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    you balance it with your body weight.
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    And…
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    well, this is how it goes.
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    Oh! Okay! I’m going to try!
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    First, you build up Chakra
    in your feet.
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    Then!
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    Discharge a fixed amount. Right?
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    Oh!
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    I knew it.
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    Hot-hot-hot-hot!
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    I forgot to mention it,
    but this hot water is 60° C.
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    If you do nothing but fail…
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    you will become a boiled octopus!
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    Dang it!
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    I’ll do it no matter what!
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    You’re unusually spirited today,
    honored grandson!
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    My principle of guidance
    has finally gotten through!
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    This would ordinarily be the
    time to go carry out
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    a surprise attack on Lord Hokage.
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    I’ve stopped doing that now!
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    That’s right!
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    So you have finally understood.
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    That the shortcut to becoming
    the Hokage is to do as I say…
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    There are no shortcuts!
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    Huh?
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    Brother Naruto said it…
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    If you’re to become Hokage,
    be prepared for that!
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    Oh!
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    I’m starting to get it!
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    To think he would get the
    hang of the Chakra control this quickly…
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    I never thought,
    you would grow this much.
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    Indeed, there are no shortcuts,
    in anything…
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    It appears I had the
    wrong idea about you…
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    You are a much smarter teacher
    than I am.
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    And, you were not just a Demon Fox…
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    You were a splendid
    Hidden Leaf Village Ninja!
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    Oh! Hot!
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    Hm?! That is…!
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    Humph! I don’t know who you are
    or where you’re from, but…
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    I will not allow indecency!
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    Man…
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    T-That is!
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    What?!
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    Don’t make a ruckus.
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    Jeez, it won’t do to be found out!
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    The Closet Perv lost?
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    W-What’s with that
    Shameless Perv?!
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    One! First, Tyson jumps and slamdunks
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    Two! He kisses and hugs everyone
    randomly and says “I LOVE YOU”
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    Three! Masala masters Yoga
    but hates curry
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    Four! Sanchez is a lousy bullfighter. Ole!
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    All over the world, the sky’s smiling,
    so look up and smile too
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    Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
    Fight! Fight! Fight!
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    One! Bodimahattaya-san devotes
    his time for digging black ships
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    Two! Peking Duck, Action Scene,
    Chen Lee speeds around on his bike
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    Three! Popo loves to polish his Coteka
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    Four! Japanese people,
    now lend me your hand!
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    All over the world, the sky’s smiling,
    so look up and smile too
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    Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
    Fight! Fight! Fight!
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    All over the world, the sky’s smiling,
    so look up and smile too
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    Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
    Fight! Fight! Fight!
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    Hey, hey, hey, hey, you!
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    What’re you doing,
    Shameless Perv?!
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    Here I was having my training watched,
    and you did this to the Closet Perv!
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    And you’re so infernally
    quick at running away.
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    Could he be a super Ninja?
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    Next episode.
    “Long Time No See: Jiraiya Returns!”
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    I’ll chase him down and make him
    train me without fail!
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    All over the world, the sky’s smiling,
    so look up and smile too
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    Oh yeah! Oh yeah!