E192 - Ino Screams! Chubby Paradise! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] ---     Rock away your existence, [00:03] ---     Shouting that you are here… [00:06] ---     A new journey begins now. [00:23] ---     As we survived through     the changing seasons, [00:29] ---     we gained knowledge and strength,     (just looks like a survival game) [00:34] ---     But the forgotten memories, [00:37] ---     of the feelings abandoned within     the flows of time, [00:40] ---     have also been lost. [00:46] ---     When sinking down,     we learned loneliness. [00:52] ---     But now we’ve met each other,     we are no longer alone. [00:56] ---     Unveil your feelings,     Those high emotions [01:02] ---     Those tears will change your fate. [01:07] ---     Pound your heartbeat     against the darkness, [01:10] ---     We’re sure to meet,     Under the same flag of pain [01:43] ---     I’ll give it to you straight… [01:44] ---     Your next mission was commissioned     by a certain Feudal Lord’s daughter. [01:48] ---     You are to act as her double. [01:49] ---     I don’t know where she heard about you, [01:51] ---     but you apparently bear     a striking resemblance to the princess. [01:54] ---     Therefore she requested     that you be the one who carries it out… [01:57] ---     A double…? [01:59] ---     Is someone targeting the princess? [02:03] ---     Well, if anything,     she’s the one who’s doing the targeting… [02:06] ---     Huh? [02:09] ---     Not to worry. [02:10] ---     You’re already an admirable     Hidden Leaf Shinobi. [02:13] ---     Furthermore, I’ve arranged for you     to have an assistant. [02:16] ---     Assistant? [02:18] ---     Grandma Tsunade!     You have a mission for me? [02:21] ---     And one from a Feudal Lord to boot! [02:23] ---     Huh?! Lady Tsunade! [02:25] ---     Sorry, but all the other guys     are too busy. [02:29] ---     Just me and this guy? [02:31] ---     Yup.     Do your best to carry out the mission. [02:40] ---     The client is     a Feudal Lord’s daughter, huh… [02:43] ---     Wow… I guess that means that     I’ve finally became good enough [02:46] ---     to handle amazing missions     like this, huh?! [02:49] ---     Hey, don’t get too excited. [02:51] ---     Terrible things happen     when you're like that. [02:54] ---     I know…     Just leave things in my capable hands! [02:59] ---     You’re really a piece of work… [03:03] ---     Ino Screams! Chubby Paradise! [03:14] ---     Thank you for coming from afar. [03:18] ---     That’s the client? [03:19] ---     She and Ino really do look alike, but… [03:24] ---     I-It’s a bit of a stretch… [03:29] ---     It’s all right.     I have an idea of what you wish to say. [03:34] ---     My physique doesn’t really resemble     that of the double there… [03:38] ---     That’s what you’re thinking, right? [03:40] ---     – Oh…not at all… Umm…     – To be honest, [03:44] ---     – I don’t think you resemble her at all.     – Hey! [03:46] ---     Well, I don’t blame you for thinking that.     But here, have a look at this! [03:54] ---     T-That’s…lno! [03:56] ---     That’s what I looked like     a short time ago… [03:59] ---     Truth be told, I only got like this [04:02] ---     after it was decided that     I was to have an arranged courtship. [04:04] ---     An arranged courtship?! [04:06] ---     The other party is Master Chikara     from the neighboring Land of Udon. [04:09] ---     Ever since I saw his picture, [04:12] ---     my feelings for him     have deepened day by day. [04:18] ---     And as the day     of the arranged courtship grows closer, [04:20] ---     I have become increasingly nervous,     my cheeks have been flushed, [04:22] ---     and my heart has been pounding. [04:25] ---     I can’t even sleep at night. [04:31] ---     And because of that stress,     I’ve started overeating… [04:35] ---     It goes without saying that     you’ll get fat if you pig out. [04:38] ---     Of course,     I’ve taken appropriate countermeasures! [04:41] ---     I’ve been using something that cuts all     the fats and carbohydrates that I ingest… [04:44] ---     "Easy-Peasy Slim Special” [04:50] ---     It didn’t work, did it? [04:52] ---     I placed too strong hopes in it… [04:54] ---     How can I possibly have     an arranged courtship [04:56] ---     with the man I’m infatuated with     when I look like this? [04:59] ---     So that’s my situation…     Now, let’s get to the main issue. [05:02] ---     I want you to attend     the arranged courtship in my place [05:05] ---     and make it a success at any cost. [05:08] ---     Huh?! So this double thing [05:12] ---     is just to act on you behalf     at some arranged courtship?! [05:14] ---     What do you mean by     “some arranged courtship”?! [05:16] ---     I mean, when you talk about doubles,     you thinks of situations [05:19] ---     where someone’s life is in danger     and that sort of thing. [05:22] ---     What are you talking about?! [05:23] ---     The princess’s entire life is at stake!     This is major! [05:27] ---     Oh! So you understand a heart in love… [05:31] ---     I sure do…     A girl always wants to look cute [05:33] ---     for the guy she loves. [05:36] ---     Even if she’s a fake…? [05:38] ---     It can’t be helped.     I mean, guys prefer slender girls. [05:43] ---     That’s exactly right! [05:45] ---     I’m counting on you. [05:47] ---     Sure thing! Leave it to me! [05:49] ---     But even if     the arranged courtship goes well… [05:52] ---     The gap is just too big. [05:54] ---     I’ll just have to lose weight     by the day of the wedding. [05:58] ---     I already have a plan in place for that. [06:01] ---     This supplemental type diet food,     “Supplement Slender”! [06:05] ---     If I supplement all three meals with this… [06:07] ---     Why don’t you draw on the lessons     you’re supposed to have learned…? [06:10] ---     In any case, I’ll use my charms to make     this arranged courtship a success! [06:22] ---     This annex is where     I often played in my childhood. [06:27] ---     I plan to use this to listen in on     the arranged courtship from here. [06:32] ---     Huh… That’s pretty convenient. [06:36] ---     I would love to meet him in person     if I could, but… [06:39] ---     Hey, is he that cool looking? [06:44] ---     Of course he is! [06:45] ---     He’s someone with     something really special about him! [06:48] ---     Well then,     just make sure he falls for you. [06:53] ---     Leave it to me! [06:56] ---     I thought you weren’t motivated… [06:58] ---     Well, this is a mission after all. [07:01] ---     So I think I’ll pull myself together     and hustle! [07:04] ---     Don’t do anything unnecessary, okay! [07:11] ---     W-What’s up? [07:13] ---     The sound is getting closer! [07:17] ---     – What? – It’s so bright! [07:22] ---     There are many a handsome man     in this world, [07:24] ---     but this man is     renowned even among them! [07:27] ---     This man makes     Land of Udon what it is… [07:29] ---     that sexy man     with glistening sidelong glances! [07:34] ---     The oh-so-great young prince Chikara… [07:36] ---     Kneel down and bow before him! [07:44] ---     Sorry. [07:45] ---     It appears that     I have kept you waiting, princess [07:47] ---     You're…Master Chikara? [07:50] ---     He’s even more intense than     lntense-Brow Sensei. [08:05] ---     I’m sorry, pretty girl. [08:08] ---     I have constitutional low blood pressure. [08:11] ---     Dunno. He looks more like     he has high blood pressure to me… [08:16] ---     What? [08:17] ---     D-Do you always scatter     flower petals? [08:20] ---     Flowers are wonderful. [08:22] ---     They truly allay the fatigue     of your mind and your body. [08:24] ---     Don’t you find them relaxing? [08:26] ---     I-I guess… [08:28] ---     Okay then, next… [08:34] ---     Hey, don’t you think     he’s different from her description…? [08:38] ---     I mean, he’s fa… [08:40] ---     Fa…?! [08:41] ---     Stop! [08:42] ---     These sweets are really fabulous,     aren't they? [08:46] ---     Do excuse us a little. [08:54] ---     What the heck are you doing,     out of the blue like that?! [08:56] ---     It’s women’s intuition. [08:57] ---     I got the same vibe from him as Choji. [08:59] ---     That word is probably taboo. [09:02] ---     Oh, I see! [09:03] ---     Gimme a break! [09:05] ---     What’s up with that uselessly     intense chubby guy showing up [09:08] ---     when she told us     he’d be a handsome prince?! [09:11] ---     But wouldn’t his physique     be a perfect match for her? [09:13] ---     I’m sure there must be some mistake. [09:16] ---     There’s no way a girl     would fall in love with a guy like that. [09:18] ---     But maybe that’s     the princess’ taste in men… [09:21] ---     That’s impossible. I mean… [09:23] ---     He’s flashy…! [09:24] ---     Intense…! [09:25] ---     And a fatso! [09:26] ---     He’s a freak! A freak! [09:28] ---     There’s gotta be a mistake!     I’m sure of it! [09:31] ---     Y-You think so? [09:35] ---     What are you saying? [09:37] ---     There’s no mistake that that’s     Master Chikara, the man of my heart. [09:43] ---     I thought so… [09:45] ---     What an elegant man… [09:47] ---     I deeply regret that I cannot see him     up close with my very own eyes. [09:51] ---     I guess one could say that everybody     has their own set of woes. [09:53] ---     Listen, make sure that     he takes a liking to me no matter what! [09:56] ---     Stop complaining and get the ball rolling     with dogged persistence! [10:00] ---     I will convey that to her. [10:08] ---     Has you tension not eased?     Music is good for relaxation. [10:15] ---     Please, you need not go to the trouble… [10:17] ---     – What did she say?     – She said there’s no mistake. [10:20] ---     She wants you to bulldoze on ahead! [10:24] ---     I can’t believe it! [10:25] ---     It’s our mission, you know! [10:27] ---     I know that… [10:30] ---     Princess Fuku…do you like roses? [10:34] ---     Yes…very much so… [10:36] ---     Great! I love roses too! [10:40] ---     In the language of flowers,     they signify love! [10:43] ---     But don't their meanings     differ depending on their color? [10:48] ---     For example, yellow roses are     supposed to mean “Let’s break up”… [10:50] ---     It’s nonsense to discriminate     because of color… [10:55] ---     I mean the flowers     are not at fault, after all. [11:19] ---     For you. [11:29] ---     Hey…wait! [11:33] ---     Huh? [11:36] ---     I can’t do it! I can’t do it! [11:38] ---     There’s no way!     He’s too intense. [11:40] ---     There’s no way I can act as     a substitute for the princess! [11:45] ---     Calm down.     Stop saying that and do your best. [11:48] ---     Nope.     I just can’t stand him physically. [11:50] ---     Oh, I got it. [11:51] ---     If you just think of him [11:52] ---     – as a somewhat intense Choji…     – Choji has fat on him [11:54] ---     for the sake of his Ninjutsu… [11:56] ---     I don’t have the slightest idea     what purpose that prince’s fat serves. [12:00] ---     That’s a pretty severe opinion,     you know… [12:03] ---     I’m going off somewhere for a moment. [12:04] ---     Huh? Hey, where are you going?! [12:08] ---     Gimme a break, that girl’s a handful… [12:12] ---     Well, this is for the sake of     a mission after all. [12:14] ---     I guess it’s about time for Naruto     to lend a helping hand! [12:23] ---     What is it?! [12:25] ---     I’m not judging you, but I think you     should pass on that young prince. [12:29] ---     There’s something wrong with his head.     I’m positive! [12:33] ---     What are you saying?     He’s a passionate and wonderful man! [12:37] ---     But… [12:39] ---     I hired the Leaf to     provide me with substitute for [12:41] ---     the arranged courtship     and bring it to success. [12:44] ---     You’re a professional Shinobi, right? [12:46] ---     So I suggest you get on it     and get the job done! [12:50] ---     The atmosphere in there     hasn’t been very congenial at all! [12:54] ---     You need to be aggressive     in making yourself appealing to him! [12:58] ---     I’m sorry to have     kept you waiting, Chikara! [13:00] ---     That’s right!     Just like that…huh? [13:02] ---     That jerk…! [13:03] ---     H-Hey! [13:05] ---     P-P-Princess? [13:13] ---     Master Chikara… Could you loosen     my sash for me, please? [13:18] ---     But…but… [13:21] ---     Please. [13:23] ---     Oh my gosh! [13:25] ---     There’s a creepy-crawler up here     under the roof that looks like a sow bug! [13:30] ---     Mind Destruction Jutsu! [13:34] ---     A creepy-crawler     that looks like a sow bug? [13:36] ---     An insect? [13:38] ---     Oh…she vanished… [13:40] ---     What the heck are you thinking?! [13:42] ---     Where is the princess? [13:44] ---     I don’t know. [13:45] ---     She vanished… [13:47] ---     What is going on anyway? [13:49] ---     This is starting to irritate me…     I can’t get what’s happening from here. [13:54] ---     Why are you meddling!     I was just one step away! [13:58] ---     What do you think you’re doing,     dressed up like Princess Fuku?! [14:02] ---     I’m telling you! [14:03] ---     In one of Pervy Sage’s books     happened to glance at, [14:05] ---     this is the kind of thing that worked. [14:07] ---     I don’t believe that anyone would     use such a garish advance! [14:12] ---     That’s dirty! [14:13] ---     There’s absolutely no way     a type of guy like you [14:15] ---     would ever be mistaken for     the protagonist of a boy’s comic! [14:17] ---     Huh! I was doing a way better job     than you were! [14:25] ---     Gimme a break… [14:26] ---     Now that things have come to this, [14:27] ---     I need to take care of business     before another meddler gets in the way! [14:32] ---     Huh… You gotta be kidding… [14:35] ---     It looks like my help is needed     if this mission is going to be a success. [14:42] ---     Princess…     where in the world have you been? [14:46] ---     Please forgive me. I was so nervous     I just flew into a panic earlier on… [14:51] ---     You really seemed like     a totally different person. [14:54] ---     I’m so sorry. [14:56] ---     You were such a wonderful person,     that it became almost unbearable… [15:02] ---     Non. That is bad. [15:04] ---     We must change     the air in here then. [15:07] ---     Oh, in that case, I will… [15:11] ---     Hi… Chikara! [15:14] ---     Huh? [15:21] ---     That just now,     outside the sliding paper door… [15:23] ---     What’s the matter? [15:25] ---     There was one more…princess! [15:30] ---     That can’t be… Impossible. [15:33] ---     INNER INO Naruto…! [15:36] ---     But I’m very moved that     you have such deep feelings for me [15:40] ---     that you actually saw a vision… [15:41] ---     Vision? No, I definitely saw… [15:44] ---     You mustn’t look! [15:51] ---     P-Princess? [15:53] ---     Damn…I did that without thinking… [15:56] ---     Oh goodness me… [15:57] ---     In my ardent desire for     you to look just at me, I… [16:02] ---     What intense passion… [16:05] ---     All right…     As you wish, princess. [16:09] ---     – Huh? – Allow me to catch [16:11] ---     those hot feelings in fine style! [16:13] ---     Could this be…? [16:15] ---     Come, don’t hold back. [16:18] ---     Huh?! [16:27] ---     You may not kiss him!     No kisses! [16:29] ---     Oh! [16:32] ---     Goodness, you cannot     be too careful these days! [16:35] ---     Who told you that you could     go as far as kissing him?! [16:37] ---     Oh, it’s not that I wanted to… [16:40] ---     I’d have to say that     you actually came to my rescue. [16:42] ---     Don’t bandy words with me! [16:44] ---     Listen carefully, holding hands is     as much as I can concede to you…! [16:48] ---     You’re too loud! [16:49] ---     The princess vanished again. [16:51] ---     – Princess! – Princess! [16:54] ---     This isn’t good!     I better hurry back. [16:56] ---     Don’t try anything funny in there! [16:58] ---     I know that! In any case, we can’t let him     see the two of us together! [17:05] ---     Hurry back to your room, Princess! [17:06] ---     All right. [17:13] ---     Gimme a break that Ino… [17:15] ---     Dumping me in the lake like that.     Thanks to her I’m freezing! [17:23] ---     This is bad! I gotta pee…     Gotta go! [17:26] ---     I don’t know where     the toilet is around here. [17:29] ---     There’s nobody around…     Well, it is an emergency situation after all. [17:35] ---     Huh?! [17:37] ---     W-W-What the heck do you think     you’re doing over there looking like me?! [17:41] ---     No…this is…um… [17:43] ---     How shameless!     Stop that immediately! [17:46] ---     I can’t stop it… [17:47] ---     Do you not understand that     I’m telling you to stop! [17:49] ---     It’s impossible to stop so sudden! [17:55] ---     Hey! [18:00] ---     Wait up! [18:07] ---     I wasn’t quite     emotionally prepared earlier on… [18:11] ---     However, the feelings I have     for you in my heart are true. [18:15] ---     Princess… [18:16] ---     Master Chikara… [18:17] ---     I have harbored a secret love for you     for a long time. [18:22] ---     Please, take me… [18:25] ---     Huh? [18:29] ---     – I wonder what that sound is?     – I have no idea… [18:34] ---     Rain? [18:40] ---     What a beautiful rainbow… [18:42] ---     Stop, I say! [18:44] ---     I told you, it’s impossible! [18:53] ---     Ouch! [18:54] ---     Princess?! [18:58] ---     Naruto! [19:00] ---     You idiot! [19:02] ---     Forgive me for this one, please! [19:04] ---     I won’t forgive you! [19:06] ---     Look what you’ve done! [19:09] ---     Ouch… Stop! [19:10] ---     What in the world is going on?! [19:12] ---     Oh no!… Umm…this is, well… [19:15] ---     All right, that’s enough…     We can't fake it any longer. [19:20] ---     I apologize for having hoodwinked you.     I am…the bona fide Fuku. [19:27] ---     You mean to say that     the princess up to now was an imposter? [19:30] ---     That is correct. [19:32] ---     What is the meaning of all this? [19:36] ---     I wouldn’t have imagined that     things would come to such a finale! [19:40] ---     No, that’s not correct, Master Chikara! [19:42] ---     Out of my way! [19:45] ---     The super body I fantasized about     in my dreams! My ideal personified! [19:50] ---     Bravo! [19:52] ---     – Huh? – Huh? [20:01] ---     My cute princess. Please marry me! [20:06] ---     I’m delighted, Master Chikara! [20:08] ---     Hail the future wife! [20:14] ---     What is this anyway…? [20:16] ---     Somehow it seems like our mission     turned out to be success in the end… [20:20] ---     I think? [20:22] ---     Could it be? I put all my efforts     in making advances on a guy [20:26] ---     who’s not my type in the least     and got rejected. [20:29] ---     Moreover,     it was a totally wasted effort… [20:33] ---     Is that what happened? [20:38] ---     But, everything turned out well.     So isn’t it okay? [20:42] ---     And both of them look so happy together… [20:44] ---     That’s not the problem!     A damsel’s heart has been wounded… [20:49] ---     I can’t believe that, of all things,     I was brushed off by a guy like that… [20:52] ---     He didn’t even glance in your direction     at the end there. [20:56] ---     Stop it! Don’t remind me. [20:59] ---     You can never knows     what a person likes, can you? [21:02] ---     Nope…     there’s no way I’ll acknowledge that! [21:04] ---     A man’s got to like a slender girl better! [21:09] ---     In order to become     even more of a woman, [21:11] ---     I’m going on a diet! On a diet! [21:13] ---     Wait…wait up! [21:41] ---     On a checkerboard night [21:43] ---     when the stardust’s are rapidly dancing [21:46] ---     I just can’t come out and say,     “Ah, I don’t want to go home yet.” [21:52] ---     Suggestively [21:54] ---     Spat at that beloved face!!     Mister Cricket [22:00] ---     The Trombone gradually going off-key [22:05] ---     While on the sweaty center stage     does bug me. [22:12] ---     But more importantly, the fuzziness I feel     in my undeveloped chest, [22:17] ---     I wonder if it’s from     that coke I just drank? [22:50] ---     Naruto, let’s make some     bittersweet memories of youth together! [22:55] ---     – Huh? – No need to be shy. [22:57] ---     I am ready both in mind and body! [23:00] ---     What are you blabbing about     all of a sudden?! [23:01] ---     It was long… [23:02] ---     To think how much     I’ve waited for this moment! [23:05] ---     I have no idea what you’re talking about! [23:07] ---     Here I come Naruto!     Please become my first. [23:11] ---     Just a minute. [23:13] ---     Next Time: “Viva Dojo Challenge!     Youth is all about Passion!”