# E192 - Ino Screams! Chubby Paradise!
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Rock away your existence,
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Shouting that you are here…
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A new journey begins now.
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As we survived through
the changing seasons,
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we gained knowledge and strength,
(just looks like a survival game)
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But the forgotten memories,
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of the feelings abandoned within
the flows of time,
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have also been lost.
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When sinking down,
we learned loneliness.
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But now we’ve met each other,
we are no longer alone.
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Unveil your feelings,
Those high emotions
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Those tears will change your fate.
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Pound your heartbeat
against the darkness,
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We’re sure to meet,
Under the same flag of pain
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I’ll give it to you straight…
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Your next mission was commissioned
by a certain Feudal Lord’s daughter.
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You are to act as her double.
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I don’t know where she heard about you,
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but you apparently bear
a striking resemblance to the princess.
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Therefore she requested
that you be the one who carries it out…
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A double…?
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Is someone targeting the princess?
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Well, if anything,
she’s the one who’s doing the targeting…
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Huh?
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Not to worry.
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You’re already an admirable
Hidden Leaf Shinobi.
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Furthermore, I’ve arranged for you
to have an assistant.
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Assistant?
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Grandma Tsunade!
You have a mission for me?
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And one from a Feudal Lord to boot!
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Huh?! Lady Tsunade!
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Sorry, but all the other guys
are too busy.
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Just me and this guy?
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Yup.
Do your best to carry out the mission.
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The client is
a Feudal Lord’s daughter, huh…
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Wow… I guess that means that
I’ve finally became good enough
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to handle amazing missions
like this, huh?!
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Hey, don’t get too excited.
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Terrible things happen
when you're like that.
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I know…
Just leave things in my capable hands!
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You’re really a piece of work…
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Ino Screams! Chubby Paradise!
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Thank you for coming from afar.
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That’s the client?
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She and Ino really do look alike, but…
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I-It’s a bit of a stretch…
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It’s all right.
I have an idea of what you wish to say.
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My physique doesn’t really resemble
that of the double there…
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That’s what you’re thinking, right?
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– Oh…not at all… Umm…
– To be honest,
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– I don’t think you resemble her at all.
– Hey!
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Well, I don’t blame you for thinking that.
But here, have a look at this!
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T-That’s…lno!
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That’s what I looked like
a short time ago…
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Truth be told, I only got like this
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after it was decided that
I was to have an arranged courtship.
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An arranged courtship?!
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The other party is Master Chikara
from the neighboring Land of Udon.
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Ever since I saw his picture,
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my feelings for him
have deepened day by day.
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And as the day
of the arranged courtship grows closer,
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I have become increasingly nervous,
my cheeks have been flushed,
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and my heart has been pounding.
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I can’t even sleep at night.
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And because of that stress,
I’ve started overeating…
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It goes without saying that
you’ll get fat if you pig out.
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Of course,
I’ve taken appropriate countermeasures!
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I’ve been using something that cuts all
the fats and carbohydrates that I ingest…
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"Easy-Peasy Slim Special”
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It didn’t work, did it?
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I placed too strong hopes in it…
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How can I possibly have
an arranged courtship
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with the man I’m infatuated with
when I look like this?
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So that’s my situation…
Now, let’s get to the main issue.
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I want you to attend
the arranged courtship in my place
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and make it a success at any cost.
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Huh?! So this double thing
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is just to act on you behalf
at some arranged courtship?!
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What do you mean by
“some arranged courtship”?!
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I mean, when you talk about doubles,
you thinks of situations
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where someone’s life is in danger
and that sort of thing.
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What are you talking about?!
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The princess’s entire life is at stake!
This is major!
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Oh! So you understand a heart in love…
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I sure do…
A girl always wants to look cute
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for the guy she loves.
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Even if she’s a fake…?
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It can’t be helped.
I mean, guys prefer slender girls.
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That’s exactly right!
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I’m counting on you.
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Sure thing! Leave it to me!
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But even if
the arranged courtship goes well…
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The gap is just too big.
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I’ll just have to lose weight
by the day of the wedding.
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I already have a plan in place for that.
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This supplemental type diet food,
“Supplement Slender”!
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If I supplement all three meals with this…
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Why don’t you draw on the lessons
you’re supposed to have learned…?
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In any case, I’ll use my charms to make
this arranged courtship a success!
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This annex is where
I often played in my childhood.
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I plan to use this to listen in on
the arranged courtship from here.
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Huh… That’s pretty convenient.
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I would love to meet him in person
if I could, but…
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Hey, is he that cool looking?
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Of course he is!
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He’s someone with
something really special about him!
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Well then,
just make sure he falls for you.
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Leave it to me!
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I thought you weren’t motivated…
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Well, this is a mission after all.
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So I think I’ll pull myself together
and hustle!
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Don’t do anything unnecessary, okay!
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W-What’s up?
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The sound is getting closer!
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– What? – It’s so bright!
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There are many a handsome man
in this world,
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but this man is
renowned even among them!
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This man makes
Land of Udon what it is…
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that sexy man
with glistening sidelong glances!
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The oh-so-great young prince Chikara…
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Kneel down and bow before him!
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Sorry.
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It appears that
I have kept you waiting, princess
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You're…Master Chikara?
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He’s even more intense than
lntense-Brow Sensei.
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I’m sorry, pretty girl.
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I have constitutional low blood pressure.
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Dunno. He looks more like
he has high blood pressure to me…
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What?
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D-Do you always scatter
flower petals?
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Flowers are wonderful.
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They truly allay the fatigue
of your mind and your body.
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Don’t you find them relaxing?
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I-I guess…
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Okay then, next…
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Hey, don’t you think
he’s different from her description…?
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I mean, he’s fa…
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Fa…?!
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Stop!
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These sweets are really fabulous,
aren't they?
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Do excuse us a little.
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What the heck are you doing,
out of the blue like that?!
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It’s women’s intuition.
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I got the same vibe from him as Choji.
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That word is probably taboo.
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Oh, I see!
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Gimme a break!
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What’s up with that uselessly
intense chubby guy showing up
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when she told us
he’d be a handsome prince?!
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But wouldn’t his physique
be a perfect match for her?
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I’m sure there must be some mistake.
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There’s no way a girl
would fall in love with a guy like that.
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But maybe that’s
the princess’ taste in men…
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That’s impossible. I mean…
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He’s flashy…!
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Intense…!
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And a fatso!
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He’s a freak! A freak!
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There’s gotta be a mistake!
I’m sure of it!
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Y-You think so?
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What are you saying?
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There’s no mistake that that’s
Master Chikara, the man of my heart.
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I thought so…
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What an elegant man…
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I deeply regret that I cannot see him
up close with my very own eyes.
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I guess one could say that everybody
has their own set of woes.
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Listen, make sure that
he takes a liking to me no matter what!
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Stop complaining and get the ball rolling
with dogged persistence!
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I will convey that to her.
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Has you tension not eased?
Music is good for relaxation.
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Please, you need not go to the trouble…
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– What did she say?
– She said there’s no mistake.
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She wants you to bulldoze on ahead!
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I can’t believe it!
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It’s our mission, you know!
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I know that…
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Princess Fuku…do you like roses?
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Yes…very much so…
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Great! I love roses too!
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In the language of flowers,
they signify love!
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But don't their meanings
differ depending on their color?
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For example, yellow roses are
supposed to mean “Let’s break up”…
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It’s nonsense to discriminate
because of color…
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I mean the flowers
are not at fault, after all.
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For you.
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Hey…wait!
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Huh?
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I can’t do it! I can’t do it!
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There’s no way!
He’s too intense.
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There’s no way I can act as
a substitute for the princess!
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Calm down.
Stop saying that and do your best.
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Nope.
I just can’t stand him physically.
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Oh, I got it.
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If you just think of him
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– as a somewhat intense Choji…
– Choji has fat on him
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for the sake of his Ninjutsu…
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I don’t have the slightest idea
what purpose that prince’s fat serves.
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That’s a pretty severe opinion,
you know…
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I’m going off somewhere for a moment.
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Huh? Hey, where are you going?!
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Gimme a break, that girl’s a handful…
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Well, this is for the sake of
a mission after all.
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I guess it’s about time for Naruto
to lend a helping hand!
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What is it?!
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I’m not judging you, but I think you
should pass on that young prince.
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There’s something wrong with his head.
I’m positive!
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What are you saying?
He’s a passionate and wonderful man!
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But…
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I hired the Leaf to
provide me with substitute for
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the arranged courtship
and bring it to success.
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You’re a professional Shinobi, right?
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So I suggest you get on it
and get the job done!
**[12:50] ---**
The atmosphere in there
hasn’t been very congenial at all!
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You need to be aggressive
in making yourself appealing to him!
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I’m sorry to have
kept you waiting, Chikara!
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That’s right!
Just like that…huh?
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That jerk…!
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H-Hey!
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P-P-Princess?
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Master Chikara… Could you loosen
my sash for me, please?
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But…but…
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Please.
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Oh my gosh!
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There’s a creepy-crawler up here
under the roof that looks like a sow bug!
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Mind Destruction Jutsu!
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A creepy-crawler
that looks like a sow bug?
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An insect?
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Oh…she vanished…
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What the heck are you thinking?!
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Where is the princess?
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I don’t know.
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She vanished…
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What is going on anyway?
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This is starting to irritate me…
I can’t get what’s happening from here.
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Why are you meddling!
I was just one step away!
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What do you think you’re doing,
dressed up like Princess Fuku?!
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I’m telling you!
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In one of Pervy Sage’s books
happened to glance at,
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this is the kind of thing that worked.
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I don’t believe that anyone would
use such a garish advance!
**[14:12] ---**
That’s dirty!
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There’s absolutely no way
a type of guy like you
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would ever be mistaken for
the protagonist of a boy’s comic!
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Huh! I was doing a way better job
than you were!
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Gimme a break…
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Now that things have come to this,
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I need to take care of business
before another meddler gets in the way!
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Huh… You gotta be kidding…
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It looks like my help is needed
if this mission is going to be a success.
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Princess…
where in the world have you been?
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Please forgive me. I was so nervous
I just flew into a panic earlier on…
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You really seemed like
a totally different person.
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I’m so sorry.
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You were such a wonderful person,
that it became almost unbearable…
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Non. That is bad.
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We must change
the air in here then.
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Oh, in that case, I will…
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Hi… Chikara!
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Huh?
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That just now,
outside the sliding paper door…
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What’s the matter?
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There was one more…princess!
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That can’t be… Impossible.
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INNER INO Naruto…!
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But I’m very moved that
you have such deep feelings for me
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that you actually saw a vision…
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Vision? No, I definitely saw…
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You mustn’t look!
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P-Princess?
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Damn…I did that without thinking…
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Oh goodness me…
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In my ardent desire for
you to look just at me, I…
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What intense passion…
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All right…
As you wish, princess.
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– Huh? – Allow me to catch
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those hot feelings in fine style!
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Could this be…?
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Come, don’t hold back.
**[16:18] ---**
Huh?!
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You may not kiss him!
No kisses!
**[16:29] ---**
Oh!
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Goodness, you cannot
be too careful these days!
**[16:35] ---**
Who told you that you could
go as far as kissing him?!
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Oh, it’s not that I wanted to…
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I’d have to say that
you actually came to my rescue.
**[16:42] ---**
Don’t bandy words with me!
**[16:44] ---**
Listen carefully, holding hands is
as much as I can concede to you…!
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You’re too loud!
**[16:49] ---**
The princess vanished again.
**[16:51] ---**
– Princess! – Princess!
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This isn’t good!
I better hurry back.
**[16:56] ---**
Don’t try anything funny in there!
**[16:58] ---**
I know that! In any case, we can’t let him
see the two of us together!
**[17:05] ---**
Hurry back to your room, Princess!
**[17:06] ---**
All right.
**[17:13] ---**
Gimme a break that Ino…
**[17:15] ---**
Dumping me in the lake like that.
Thanks to her I’m freezing!
**[17:23] ---**
This is bad! I gotta pee…
Gotta go!
**[17:26] ---**
I don’t know where
the toilet is around here.
**[17:29] ---**
There’s nobody around…
Well, it is an emergency situation after all.
**[17:35] ---**
Huh?!
**[17:37] ---**
W-W-What the heck do you think
you’re doing over there looking like me?!
**[17:41] ---**
No…this is…um…
**[17:43] ---**
How shameless!
Stop that immediately!
**[17:46] ---**
I can’t stop it…
**[17:47] ---**
Do you not understand that
I’m telling you to stop!
**[17:49] ---**
It’s impossible to stop so sudden!
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Hey!
**[18:00] ---**
Wait up!
**[18:07] ---**
I wasn’t quite
emotionally prepared earlier on…
**[18:11] ---**
However, the feelings I have
for you in my heart are true.
**[18:15] ---**
Princess…
**[18:16] ---**
Master Chikara…
**[18:17] ---**
I have harbored a secret love for you
for a long time.
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Please, take me…
**[18:25] ---**
Huh?
**[18:29] ---**
– I wonder what that sound is?
– I have no idea…
**[18:34] ---**
Rain?
**[18:40] ---**
What a beautiful rainbow…
**[18:42] ---**
Stop, I say!
**[18:44] ---**
I told you, it’s impossible!
**[18:53] ---**
Ouch!
**[18:54] ---**
Princess?!
**[18:58] ---**
Naruto!
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You idiot!
**[19:02] ---**
Forgive me for this one, please!
**[19:04] ---**
I won’t forgive you!
**[19:06] ---**
Look what you’ve done!
**[19:09] ---**
Ouch… Stop!
**[19:10] ---**
What in the world is going on?!
**[19:12] ---**
Oh no!… Umm…this is, well…
**[19:15] ---**
All right, that’s enough…
We can't fake it any longer.
**[19:20] ---**
I apologize for having hoodwinked you.
I am…the bona fide Fuku.
**[19:27] ---**
You mean to say that
the princess up to now was an imposter?
**[19:30] ---**
That is correct.
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What is the meaning of all this?
**[19:36] ---**
I wouldn’t have imagined that
things would come to such a finale!
**[19:40] ---**
No, that’s not correct, Master Chikara!
**[19:42] ---**
Out of my way!
**[19:45] ---**
The super body I fantasized about
in my dreams! My ideal personified!
**[19:50] ---**
Bravo!
**[19:52] ---**
– Huh? – Huh?
**[20:01] ---**
My cute princess. Please marry me!
**[20:06] ---**
I’m delighted, Master Chikara!
**[20:08] ---**
Hail the future wife!
**[20:14] ---**
What is this anyway…?
**[20:16] ---**
Somehow it seems like our mission
turned out to be success in the end…
**[20:20] ---**
I think?
**[20:22] ---**
Could it be? I put all my efforts
in making advances on a guy
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who’s not my type in the least
and got rejected.
**[20:29] ---**
Moreover,
it was a totally wasted effort…
**[20:33] ---**
Is that what happened?
**[20:38] ---**
But, everything turned out well.
So isn’t it okay?
**[20:42] ---**
And both of them look so happy together…
**[20:44] ---**
That’s not the problem!
A damsel’s heart has been wounded…
**[20:49] ---**
I can’t believe that, of all things,
I was brushed off by a guy like that…
**[20:52] ---**
He didn’t even glance in your direction
at the end there.
**[20:56] ---**
Stop it! Don’t remind me.
**[20:59] ---**
You can never knows
what a person likes, can you?
**[21:02] ---**
Nope…
there’s no way I’ll acknowledge that!
**[21:04] ---**
A man’s got to like a slender girl better!
**[21:09] ---**
In order to become
even more of a woman,
**[21:11] ---**
I’m going on a diet! On a diet!
**[21:13] ---**
Wait…wait up!
**[21:41] ---**
On a checkerboard night
**[21:43] ---**
when the stardust’s are rapidly dancing
**[21:46] ---**
I just can’t come out and say,
“Ah, I don’t want to go home yet.”
**[21:52] ---**
Suggestively
**[21:54] ---**
Spat at that beloved face!!
Mister Cricket
**[22:00] ---**
The Trombone gradually going off-key
**[22:05] ---**
While on the sweaty center stage
does bug me.
**[22:12] ---**
But more importantly, the fuzziness I feel
in my undeveloped chest,
**[22:17] ---**
I wonder if it’s from
that coke I just drank?
**[22:50] ---**
Naruto, let’s make some
bittersweet memories of youth together!
**[22:55] ---**
– Huh? – No need to be shy.
**[22:57] ---**
I am ready both in mind and body!
**[23:00] ---**
What are you blabbing about
all of a sudden?!
**[23:01] ---**
It was long…
**[23:02] ---**
To think how much
I’ve waited for this moment!
**[23:05] ---**
I have no idea what you’re talking about!
**[23:07] ---**
Here I come Naruto!
Please become my first.
**[23:11] ---**
Just a minute.
**[23:13] ---**
Next Time: “Viva Dojo Challenge!
Youth is all about Passion!”