56 - Paruko's a Baby? Gao's First Commentary!
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[00:01] ---
My name is Chibi Panda!
[00:04] ---
I cast! Unparalleled Arts,
Omni Lord Infinity Burst!
[00:07] ---
Unparalleled Arts,
Omni Lord Infinity Burst?
[00:10] ---
The Omni Lords have appeared
as psychic projections!
[00:15] ---
Dogged Demon Lord Asmodai, activate!
[00:17] ---
Devil Lariat!
[00:23] ---
Soulguard!
[00:24] ---
Yamigedo has one soul card left!
[00:27] ---
Fist Emperor of Manliness,
Burn Nova, activate!
[00:32] ---
Burn, burn, bashing bashing!
[00:34] ---
Burn! Nova!
[00:37] ---
Once again, he revives with soulguard!
[00:38] ---
Yamigedo Mikazuchi is defending
the center with all he's got!
[00:41] ---
Curse you!
[00:43] ---
This will finish you!
[00:45] ---
Seventh Omni Earth Lord, Count Dawn!
[00:47] ---
Activate!
[00:50] ---
How dare you do that to Yamigedo!
[00:52] ---
Glasya Labolas, you're going down too!
[00:55] ---
Ninth Omni Brave Lord, Mukuro!
[00:57] ---
Activate!
[01:00] ---
Miserea, attack the fighter!
[01:03] ---
Nereus Stream!
[01:08] ---
The GGG Cup is heating up,
with Noboru and Ikazuchi facing off!
[01:11] ---
Noboru's impact Unparalleled Arts, Omni Lord Infinity
Burst broke through Yamigedo Mikazuchi's defense,
[01:15] ---
leading him to victory!
[01:20] ---
Azi Dahaka. Attack Osiris.
[01:27] ---
Next, attack Brute.
[01:32] ---
And finally, Geargod!
[01:45] ---
Geargod!
[01:47] ---
U-U-Unbelievable!
[01:48] ---
That iron wall of defense, Geargod
Complete, has been destroyed!
[01:52] ---
Kyoya Gaen uses a furious Triple Attack
to clear out his opponent's monsters!
[01:57] ---
Is there nothing that Wisdom can do?
[02:00] ---
Kyoya Gaen. I never expected
him to be this strong.
[02:04] ---
With these twin demonic swords
of Demise and Creation...
[02:13] ---
I will bring the curtain down
on this Buddyfight match.
[02:17] ---
The next match was Kyoya versus Wisdom!
[02:19] ---
Kyoya used Azi Dahaka and a dual-wield of
Aqulta Gwaneff for an amazing win!
[02:25] ---
And the next match features Gaito Kurouzu of
Darkness Dragon World, and his Buddy Abygale!
[02:30] ---
His opponent is Tasuku Ryuenji of
Star Dragon World, and Jack!
[02:34] ---
This is one match you can't afford to miss!
[04:07] ---
We're at the Gao Genuine Gameface
Tournament, better known as the GGG Cup.
[04:12] ---
While we're waiting for the fourth Buddyfight to begin, I,
Paruko Nanana, will report on what's going on at the site.
[04:18] ---
Assisting me is...
[04:20] ---
Th-Th-This person!
[04:21] ---
All right! It's me, Gao Mikado!
[04:25] ---
Sorry! Turn off the camera!
[04:28] ---
Takochu...
[04:29] ---
I'm sorry, Takosuke.
[04:32] ---
Your tummy rumbled again.
[04:34] ---
If you're hungry, just go
eat something already!
[04:37] ---
That's right, bal. Hurry up and eat, bal.
[04:40] ---
Nothing's better for relaxing in the
afternoon than a bitter cup of green tea.
[04:44] ---
If we just had some sweets to go
with the tea, it would be perfect!
[04:48] ---
What's that?
[04:49] ---
That almost hit us!
[04:53] ---
My head...
[04:54] ---
Where did my head go?
[04:57] ---
Are you talking about this?
[04:58] ---
Here!
[04:59] ---
My head...
[05:01] ---
Oh!
[05:02] ---
Who the heck are you?
[05:03] ---
I haven't seen you around before.
[05:06] ---
Sleeping beneath Aibo Academy
for countless years!
[05:09] ---
I'm the monster who knows the world of
Buddyfight from back to front, Ozon B!
[05:13] ---
Meow meow!
[05:16] ---
...A cat?
[05:16] ---
None-Yet!
[05:19] ---
Paruko's a Baby? Gao's First Commentary!
[05:25] ---
I see.
[05:26] ---
So you came all this way because you wanted
to provide analysis for the Buddyfights?
[05:30] ---
That's right, B!
[05:32] ---
Now, what shall we do about that...
[05:35] ---
At a time like this, it would be wonderful to
have something sweet to go with our tea...
[05:42] ---
I'd forgotten, B!
[05:44] ---
This isn't much,
but please accept this, B.
[05:47] ---
Oh dear! Now it sounds like I was asking
you to give me something! Sorry, sorry.
[05:51] ---
It doesn't sound like you were asking
for it, you were literally asking for it.
[05:55] ---
All right, let's check these out...
[05:56] ---
Whoa.
[05:59] ---
My family makes these treats, B.
[06:01] ---
They're pretty famous where I'm from, and
they have TV commercials and everything, B!
[06:08] ---
Give it as a gift, or an
offering to your ancestors.
[06:11] ---
Famous Zom-Beautiful confectionary.
[06:12] ---
Just one bite, and your
ancestors will start to dance.
[06:15] ---
Please enjoy high quality
traditional Zom-Beautiful treats.
[06:19] ---
And each box contains one lucky treat!
[06:23] ---
What happens if you eat the lucky treat?
[06:25] ---
Eat it and you'll find out, B!
[06:27] ---
Hello, Guru! I've come to
talk about the next match...
[06:32] ---
Hey there! It's been a while, B.
[06:36] ---
Great timing, Paruko.
[06:38] ---
Would you like one too?
[06:40] ---
They look kinda weird, but...
[06:44] ---
They smell delicious!
[06:47] ---
I didn't have time to eat lunch,
so I'll accept your kind offer!
[06:52] ---
Thank you for the treat!
[06:55] ---
It's so good!
[06:58] ---
Tasty!
[06:59] ---
W-W-Wait! What's going on here?
[07:03] ---
What?
[07:05] ---
Takochu, takochu...
[07:09] ---
So this is....
[07:10] ---
Paruko?
[07:13] ---
She's a good sleeper.
[07:14] ---
She's so cute!
[07:16] ---
She definitely looks like Paruko.
[07:19] ---
But... how did this happen?
[07:21] ---
The famous Zom-Beautiful confectionary
I brought as a gift have a lucky treat,
[07:25] ---
which contains a youthening herb
harvested in Dungeon World, B.
[07:30] ---
And Paruko ate the lucky treat, huh.
[07:33] ---
I didn't mean to cause trouble, B.
[07:35] ---
I was just hoping that Mister
Bunbuku would enjoy the treats...
[07:40] ---
You don't need to be so upset. I can make
a potion that will return her to normal.
[07:48] ---
Bal is relieved to hear that, bal.
[07:50] ---
That's our Guru!
[07:51] ---
Guru! I hope you'll make that
potion as quickly as possible.
[07:55] ---
Guru, how long does it
take to make the potion?
[08:00] ---
It'll be ready before the next
Buddyfight match, right?
[08:02] ---
Forget that, the fourth match will
begin in another fifteen minutes.
[08:07] ---
That's not enough time, even for me.
[08:10] ---
But you've got to do it. Paruko's been looking
forward to commentating on Senior Tasuku's match!
[08:16] ---
Is that so.
[08:18] ---
Very well! I'll begin
preparations right away.
[08:22] ---
Here we go, Giant Tanuki!
[08:24] ---
Okay, poko!
[08:25] ---
We're counting on you!
[08:26] ---
Guru!
[08:30] ---
Oh no... she started crying!
[08:32] ---
What should we do?
[08:33] ---
I have no idea how to take care of a baby!
[08:36] ---
A baby can't do commentary, bal!
[08:38] ---
Can somebody act as a substitute?
[08:41] ---
Do something, Gao!
[08:42] ---
What am I supposed to do?
[08:45] ---
It's time for Ozon B to take the stage, B!
[08:47] ---
The lone graveyard flower blooming
in the world of Buddyfight!
[08:51] ---
The next match's commentary
will be by me, Ozon BB-ko!
[08:56] ---
Excuse me.
[08:58] ---
Stop being disgusting!
[09:02] ---
Please stop... that hurts...
[09:05] ---
Hey, you!
[09:06] ---
I hope you didn't hand out those weird treats on purpose,
to try and steal Paruko's position as commentator!
[09:11] ---
I'd never do such a thing, B...
[09:14] ---
I swear it on my life!
[09:17] ---
Although I'm a zombie of course,
so I technically don't have a life.
[09:22] ---
Meow!
[09:29] ---
I'm going to try being a
commentator instead of Paruko!
[09:32] ---
What?
[09:33] ---
Takochu?
[09:35] ---
Paruko. Until you're back to normal,
I'll do my best to cover for you.
[09:39] ---
So you'd better come back to us.
[09:44] ---
The, uh, lone glittering sun that
shines over the world of Buddyfight!
[09:47] ---
This time, I, Gao Mikado,
will be commentating...
[09:50] ---
I bit my tongue!
[09:53] ---
Hey, Gao, can you really handle this?
[09:56] ---
If Ozon B says anything weird during
his analysis, he's going to pay!
[09:59] ---
I wonder why...
[10:01] ---
I can feel someone's gaze
stabbing into me, like laser beams...
[10:04] ---
Now, the people battling in
this match are these two!
[10:07] ---
Tasuku Ryuenji and Gaito Kurouzu
will be Buddyfighting!
[10:18] ---
Um, then, both of you, please luminize!
[10:23] ---
Gao, you sound so stiff.
[10:24] ---
You've got to raise your
spirits and raise the roof!
[10:28] ---
Shine forth!
[10:29] ---
Starry dragons rising to the heavens!
[10:31] ---
Luminize!
[10:32] ---
Shining Dragoner!
[10:34] ---
I will decide your destiny.
[10:41] ---
Luminize!
[10:43] ---
Decimating Black Dragon!
[10:48] ---
Buddy...
[10:50] ---
Fight!
[10:52] ---
Raise the flag!
[10:54] ---
Star Dragon World.
[10:56] ---
Darkness Dragon World.
[10:59] ---
The first move goes to...
[11:00] ---
Uh... who was it, again?
[11:03] ---
Tasuku Ryuenji has the first move, B!
[11:06] ---
Ah, the water's come to a boil.
[11:09] ---
And all the ingredients
have been gathered, poko.
[11:11] ---
They may be gathered, but...
[11:14] ---
It kind of looks like you're
about to start cooking.
[11:18] ---
Takochu, takochu.
[11:21] ---
She's started crying again!
[11:23] ---
We just changed her diaper.
[11:25] ---
Then what's the problem now?
[11:27] ---
We're the ones who
should be crying, bal...
[11:29] ---
I can't bear to watch you guys.
[11:32] ---
Ah. This little one's hungry.
[11:35] ---
You can tell just by looking
at how she's crying.
[11:37] ---
I Buddy call Shining Dragoner
Jackknife to the right!
[11:41] ---
All right!
[11:43] ---
Full Face Blade!
[11:45] ---
I call Jackarms J. Arsenal
to the center...
[11:48] ---
And Crossnize!
[11:51] ---
We're going to win this Buddyfight,
no matter what!
[11:55] ---
Jackknife Arsenal!
[11:57] ---
Jack! Attack the fighter!
[11:58] ---
All right!
[12:00] ---
Take this.
[12:01] ---
Arsenal Photon Pods!
[12:04] ---
Fire!
[12:10] ---
That's it for my turn.
[12:13] ---
I wish I could be Buddyfighting too!
[12:15] ---
Hey, Gao! What are you doing?
[12:17] ---
Meow meow!
[12:18] ---
O-Oh no!
[12:19] ---
I was focusing so much on watching the
Buddyfight that I forgot to do any commentary!
[12:23] ---
That's no good...
[12:24] ---
Gao...
[12:26] ---
Oh dear, oh dear. I can already tell
that this is going to be a problem.
[12:30] ---
Whose fault do you think
this is in the first place?
[12:33] ---
Don't! Stop! Don't! Stop!
[12:35] ---
Anyhow, I have to do my
best until Paruko returns!
[12:44] ---
You need to tilt the baby bottle more.
[12:47] ---
That way, you don't have to worry about the
baby gulping down air along with her milk.
[12:51] ---
What?
[12:53] ---
Like this?
[12:54] ---
And once she's done drinking,
you gently pat her back to help her burp.
[13:00] ---
Pat, pat.
[13:03] ---
Drum is so good at taking
care of babies, bal!
[13:06] ---
He's a father of ten, after all!
[13:10] ---
Thanks, I guess.
[13:12] ---
It'll be done soon.
[13:14] ---
Gaito Kurouzu! Draws
and charges and draws!
[13:17] ---
You don't need to commentate that bit!
[13:21] ---
Tasuku Ryuenji.
[13:22] ---
You are the one who will be defeated.
[13:24] ---
Buddy call to the center!
[13:26] ---
Overturn Black Death Dragon, Abygale!
[13:33] ---
Gaito.
[13:34] ---
It's time to show them our true power!
[13:38] ---
I cast. Soul Steal.
[13:40] ---
My gauge increases by 2.
[13:42] ---
Abygale. Attack the fighter!
[13:45] ---
Leave it to me!
[13:49] ---
Take this.
[13:49] ---
Black Wings that Fly Through the Heavens!
[13:51] ---
Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!
[13:56] ---
Senior Tasuku!
[13:57] ---
You mustn't let your
personal feelings show!
[13:59] ---
This is where things get real, Gao!
[14:01] ---
Final Phase.
[14:04] ---
I cast!
[14:08] ---
Impact.
[14:10] ---
Death Count...
[14:12] ---
Requiem!
[14:15] ---
These are the flames of your destiny.
[14:18] ---
When all of these flames
have gone out, you will lose.
[14:22] ---
I won't let that happen.
[14:24] ---
Gaito Kurouzu chooses this moment to set up
his winning strategy, the Discount Requiem!
[14:28] ---
What method will Senior Tasuku use to
overcome the terrifying Discount Requiem?
[14:35] ---
For your information!
[14:36] ---
It's not Discount Requiem,
it's Death Count Requiem, B.
[14:39] ---
D-D-Death?
[14:41] ---
Oh no!
[14:42] ---
If it was a Discount Requiem, it would be
a sad song at a dirt cheap price, B!
[14:47] ---
Don't put a spotlight on Gao's mistake!
[14:50] ---
Meow!
[14:51] ---
Now is the time to show your power!
[14:54] ---
Shining Dragoner!
[15:00] ---
Jackknife!
[15:03] ---
Overturn!
[15:05] ---
I send one of Jack's soul cards to my drop zone,
and the card that my opponent last used...
[15:10] ---
that is, Death Count Requiem...
[15:12] ---
Is nullified!
[15:15] ---
So this is Jack's power of Overturn.
[15:17] ---
Begone!
[15:19] ---
Death Count Requiem!
[15:24] ---
Even without Death Count Requiem...
[15:26] ---
I will win!
[15:28] ---
Death Count Requiem was nullified!
[15:31] ---
How is Gaito going to win?
[15:33] ---
I wonder if he has some plan...
[15:35] ---
I knew that you would use
Jack's power of Overturn.
[15:39] ---
In other words, your battle
strategies are within my predictions.
[15:43] ---
What?
[15:45] ---
Impact call to the center!
[15:48] ---
I pay 3 gauge...
[15:50] ---
And transform Abygale
into an Impact Monster!
[15:55] ---
Behold! I have gained a
new evolution, and a new form!
[15:59] ---
Abygale is now a size 3 monster with 10,000 power.
10,000 defense. And a critical of 3.
[16:06] ---
Ability, activate!
[16:07] ---
By moving Death Count Requiem from
my drop zone to the bottom of my deck,
[16:11] ---
I destroy up to nine of my
opponent's deck cards and 3 gauge!
[16:15] ---
In addition!
[16:16] ---
You take 3 damage, and I regain 3 life!
[16:21] ---
Armed Howl Bringer!
[16:31] ---
Abygale. Now attack the fighter.
[16:34] ---
All right!
[16:39] ---
A-Amazing...
[16:42] ---
There he goes again, forgetting to commentate
because he's so focused on the match...
[16:46] ---
With the appearance of Abygale's
new form, the tables have turned!
[16:49] ---
Gaito Kurouzu maintains his aggressive stance
while chipping away at Tasuku Ryuenji's life, B!
[16:55] ---
When he's got his gameface on, he's
surprisingly competent as a commentator.
[16:58] ---
I guess Ozon B still has some life in him.
[17:01] ---
If only he didn't end
his sentences with B.
[17:06] ---
Thanks for waiting!
[17:08] ---
The potion is ready!
[17:11] ---
Bal? That looks gross, bal...
[17:14] ---
Is that safe for a baby to drink?
[17:17] ---
Drink? Who said anything
about drinking this?
[17:19] ---
This is an ointment that
you apply to the skin, poko.
[17:22] ---
And we're going to use just a tiny amount.
[17:25] ---
You see?
[17:28] ---
There we go.
[17:30] ---
And now it begins!
[17:34] ---
Takochu?
[17:38] ---
I'd expect no less from you, Gaito.
[17:40] ---
But...
[17:41] ---
I can't afford to lose this match either.
[17:44] ---
Draw!
[17:45] ---
Charge and...
[17:47] ---
Draw!
[17:50] ---
Good!
[17:51] ---
I equip!
[17:52] ---
I hold the power of the stars
and dragons in my hands!
[17:55] ---
Twin Star, Jack & Fang!
[17:59] ---
Rainbow Vision, Shadowscare!
Call to the left!
[18:03] ---
Okay, master!
[18:05] ---
We're gonna be victorious!
[18:06] ---
Things are happening so quickly,
my commentary can't keep up!
[18:09] ---
Come back, Paruko!
[18:11] ---
Sorry to keep you all waiting!
[18:13] ---
That voice...
[18:15] ---
Meow-meow-meow!
[18:19] ---
Wherever there are Buddyfights,
you'll find me, Paruko Nanana!
[18:23] ---
Paruko!
[18:24] ---
The lone flower blooming
in the world of Buddyfight.
[18:27] ---
You all know me! Paruko Nanana!
[18:29] ---
I'm a little late, but I'm finally here!
[18:31] ---
Thank goodness!
[18:32] ---
The guru's potion made
her go back to normal!
[18:35] ---
I'm so relieved.
[18:36] ---
Gao! Thanks for being my substitute!
[18:39] ---
Your substitute? No way!
[18:41] ---
I kept messing up over and over again...
[18:44] ---
How can I be a great
commentator like you, Paruko?
[18:48] ---
That's easy!
[18:49] ---
All you have to do is imagine yourself
as the Buddyfighter, and talk!
[18:53] ---
Imagine myself as the Buddyfighter?
[18:56] ---
Now, the Buddyfight match
is headed for its climax!
[19:00] ---
Down to 1 life, it's more obvious than looking
at fire that Master Tasuku's in major peril!
[19:05] ---
Does he have any hope of surviving?
[19:08] ---
Jack! Do a link attack with me!
[19:10] ---
Let's go!
[19:11] ---
Shoot!
[19:12] ---
Skyblade...
[19:14] ---
Terminate!
[19:16] ---
Why you!
[19:18] ---
Abygale!
[19:23] ---
And in addition!
[19:23] ---
Arsenal's effect!
[19:25] ---
Have some Penetrate damage!
[19:30] ---
Ability, activate!
[19:32] ---
Jack & Fang, Blade Mode!
[19:35] ---
This is an ability that only activates
when Jack deals effect damage!
[19:45] ---
He's chipping away at those life points!
[19:48] ---
Double Attack!
[19:49] ---
Shoot!
[19:51] ---
There's no stopping
Master Tasuku's attacks!
[19:54] ---
Shadowscare! Go for it!
[19:56] ---
Okay, Master!
[19:58] ---
I cast! Midnight Shadow!
[20:00] ---
The attack is nullified.
[20:01] ---
But let's not forget!
[20:03] ---
Using a brutal wave of attacks, Master Tasuku
has wiped out 4 of his opponent's life points!
[20:07] ---
He's so wonderful!
[20:09] ---
I'm sorry to interrupt when
you're so excited, but...
[20:12] ---
Tasuku Ryuenji is down
to 0 gauge, after all.
[20:14] ---
He has no choice but to end his turn here.
[20:17] ---
Final Phase!
[20:19] ---
Final Phase?
[20:21] ---
Meow-meow-meow meow-meow?
[20:22] ---
Will it be an impact?
[20:23] ---
Or an Impact monster?
[20:25] ---
Impact call!
[20:27] ---
It's an Impact monster, B!
[20:29] ---
Meow!
[20:30] ---
If Jack has already used his Overturn,
I don't have to pay 4 gauge...
[20:34] ---
To transform him into an Impact monster!
[20:38] ---
Jack is now a size 2 monster with 11,000 power,
6,000 defense, and a critical of 3.
[20:44] ---
He now Crossnizes with the
Jackarms J. Igniter in my dropzone!
[20:48] ---
Also, due to his effect, he Crossnizes
with the Jackarms J. Galaxion in my deck.
[20:53] ---
And because he's Crossnized with J. Igniter
and J. Galaxion, he now has a critical of 5!
[20:59] ---
That's just too strong, B!
[21:00] ---
Meow!
[21:02] ---
Right now, due to Crossnizing with J. Galaxion,
my attacks cannot be nullified!
[21:09] ---
You're going to get a taste of
my bright, shining blades!
[21:12] ---
Jack! Attack the fighter!
[21:16] ---
Genesic...
[21:17] ---
Batterizer!
[21:22] ---
Game End!
[21:24] ---
Winner, Tasuku Ryuenji!
[21:25] ---
A stunning victory and amazing comeback from a
doom that was more obvious than looking at fire!
[21:32] ---
I'm so tired, B...
[21:35] ---
I'm exhausted from the child-rearing...
it's been a while.
[21:39] ---
I'm kind of weary myself.
[21:42] ---
Once I go back under Aibo Academy,
maybe I'll visit a hot springs spa...
[21:48] ---
Gao, thanks for filling in for Miss Paruko
and doing the commentary.
[21:51] ---
That was quite a good commentary.
[21:54] ---
But Discount Requiem
was going a little too far.
[21:58] ---
I almost burst out laughing.
[22:01] ---
Well, sorry!
[22:02] ---
Gao's such a doofus.
[22:04] ---
Kanata, you're one to talk.
[22:06] ---
I regret my defeat, but the strange destiny that led to
Gao commentating on my Buddyfight... makes me happy.
[22:13] ---
It really was a lot of fun.
[22:16] ---
But next time, we won't lose.
[22:18] ---
Thanks for your hard work, everyone!
[22:20] ---
Paruko!
[22:21] ---
Thank you for everything, Gao!
[22:23] ---
Paruko, there's one thing I learned today.
[22:26] ---
And what's that?
[22:28] ---
When it comes to commentators,
it's Paruko or nothing!
[22:33] ---
Right?
[22:35] ---
The world of Buddyfight is
where Paruko Nanana belongs!
[22:40] ---
This is today's most powerful card!
[22:43] ---
Jackknife, Genesic Batterizer!
[22:46] ---
Normally, you need to pay 4 gauge to use this card.
[22:49] ---
But if you've used his Overturn,
you can call him with no gauge cost!
[22:53] ---
When he appears, you can Crossnize
him with cards from your deck!
[22:58] ---
Now, which one is today's
most powerful card?
[23:06] ---
The correct answer is,
the card on your left!
[24:40] ---
Finally, it's the semi-finals!
[24:42] ---
My opponent is Noboru, who defeated
Ikazuchi in the previous round!
[24:46] ---
Batzz! Bal! Drum! Let's give this our all!
[24:48] ---
Next episode: Burn Brightly, Noboru!
A Tear-Soaked Serious Buddyfight!
[24:51] ---
Join us for a Buddyfight!
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