15 - Terror from the Toilet! Aibo Academy is Full of Ghosts!

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[00:01] ---
    My name is Chibi Panda!
[00:05] ---
    I've obtained the Mirage Card, as planned.
[00:08] ---
    Next, I will upgrade Geargod VII.
    I will seek greater heights.
[00:14] ---
    Barlbatzz Dragoroyale the First can wait.
[00:36] ---
    You dumb kid.
[00:38] ---
    There they are. Over there!
[00:41] ---
    What are you doing in a place like this?
[00:43] ---
    We need to get him to the
    Buddy Police Hospital, quickly!
[00:46] ---
    Silence!
[00:47] ---
    Don't order me around!
[00:50] ---
    Big Boss. I think this time,
    we have to get a doctor to look at Gao...
[00:55] ---
    Yo, Chibi Panda. Battz.
[00:58] ---
    What?
[01:03] ---
    Kid! What's happened to you?
[01:06] ---
    Hey, what's going on?
[01:08] ---
    Can't you fools see this?
[01:12] ---
    Hey, everybody!
[01:13] ---
    Why am I sleeping there?
[01:16] ---
    Gao's Thunder Lance X Tempest Buster was
    defeated by Wisdom's A Selfish Purification!
[01:23] ---
    And on top of that, Big Boss Batzz's incredible
    energy overwhelmed Gao, and he collapsed!
[01:26] ---
    And he's turned into a ghost!
[01:29] ---
    I wonder if ghosts can Buddyfight?
[01:34] ---
    What's going to happen to us now?
[03:10] ---
    H-Huh?
[03:12] ---
    What's happening to me?
[03:20] ---
    Get out of my way!
[03:25] ---
    Wh-What's going on?
[03:27] ---
    I got a one-yen coin!
[03:29] ---
    Wh-Wh-Who are you?
[03:32] ---
    Whoa!
[03:34] ---
    This is a real bad situation!
[03:36] ---
    Looks like he's been sealed away by
    the Demon Lord Dragon's power.
[03:39] ---
    What did you just say?
[03:40] ---
    His Miracle Life is down to 0!
[03:44] ---
    If it doesn't go back to 10 within three days,
    he might not be able to return to his body.
[03:49] ---
    Three days?
[03:52] ---
    If the dragon that sealed him away can grow closer
    to humans, he'd go back to normal in a flash. But...
[03:58] ---
    Demon Lord Dragon.
    Can you be of use to humans?
[04:02] ---
    Me? Making myself useful to humans?
[04:05] ---
    Is what you said just now true?
[04:08] ---
    Just who the heck are you, mister?
[04:10] ---
    Oh!
[04:15] ---
    I got a ten-yen coin!
[04:18] ---
    Hey!
[04:21] ---
    What was his problem?
[04:24] ---
    Miracle Life...
[04:27] ---
    Terror from the toilet!
    Aibo Academy is full of ghosts!
[04:36] ---
    What am I gonna tell Mom and Dad?
[04:39] ---
    There's no need to say anything!
[04:41] ---
    Let's go!
[04:42] ---
    Huh?
[04:45] ---
    We're home!
[04:47] ---
    Excuse us!
[04:50] ---
    Gao! What happened?
[04:52] ---
    The kid is tired from
    fighting at the tournament!
[04:54] ---
    He's taking a nice nap!
[04:57] ---
    Is that so?
[04:59] ---
    Y-Yes, we'll carry him to his room.
[05:02] ---
    And I'll take him his dinner!
[05:04] ---
    Okay.
[05:09] ---
    So...
[05:10] ---
    Is Gao's ghost really here?
[05:14] ---
    I can't see him at all.
[05:17] ---
    I have an idea!
[05:18] ---
    If we take a picture...
    Then maybe...
[05:21] ---
    Just as I thought!
[05:24] ---
    Is this for real?
[05:25] ---
    Looks like he's definitely here.
[05:27] ---
    You're right! I'm really here!
[05:30] ---
    Then it sounds like we need to get that Miracle Life thing
    to 10 within three days, and Gao will go back to normal.
[05:36] ---
    Are you really going to trust
    what that weird guy said?
[05:39] ---
    But right now, that's the only way we
    know of getting Gao back to normal.
[05:42] ---
    That old man... I feel like I've
    seen him before somewhere.
[05:47] ---
    It's all my fault!
[05:49] ---
    Dammit!
[05:53] ---
    Someone just got hit by Batzz's lightning!
[06:02] ---
    Whoa! The Miracle Life points
    just showed up above Gao's head!
[06:06] ---
    Huh?
[06:07] ---
    It's true!
[06:09] ---
    Big Boss! If we keep going at
    this rate, we'll hit 10 in no time!
[06:13] ---
    You're right! Soon I'll have
    the kid back to normal.
[06:30] ---
    Well? Is the kid back to normal?
[06:32] ---
    Batzz!
[06:35] ---
    What did you do?
[06:36] ---
    What's with that weird sideways stick?
[06:38] ---
    I'm down to -9!
[06:44] ---
    Shinji Tajima?
[06:45] ---
    Here.
[06:46] ---
    Kakumo Maihama?
[06:47] ---
    Here.
[06:48] ---
    Gao Mikado?
[06:50] ---
    Here.
[06:51] ---
    What?
[06:53] ---
    I'm Gao Mikado.
[06:56] ---
    Also known as the Mighty Sun Fighter.
[07:03] ---
    You guys...
    What are you doing?
[07:06] ---
    I'm Gao.
[07:07] ---
    Gao!
[07:12] ---
    So Gao is right there?
[07:15] ---
    Yes. You can confirm it
    using a cell phone.
[07:17] ---
    Isn't there some way of helping
    humans that suits me better?
[07:20] ---
    Like a monster that they
    need me to defeat.
[07:22] ---
    If that's what you're after,
    then I've got the perfect job for you.
[07:25] ---
    How about defeating some ghosts?
[07:27] ---
    A-Are you talking about the rumor that's
    going around Aibo Academy lately?
[07:32] ---
    What are you talking about?
[07:33] ---
    Haven't you heard? People have seen the anatomy
    dummy in the science room moving by itself...
[07:37] ---
    And white shadows
    floating above the school...
[07:39] ---
    And I heard one of the other teachers
    saw something in the bathroom!
[07:42] ---
    Are you talking about...?
[07:43] ---
    You kow something?
[07:44] ---
    It must be Hanako in the Toilet!
[07:46] ---
    Hanako? What's that?
[07:49] ---
    She lures students into the bathroom.
    And if a student foolishly enters, that's it.
[07:53] ---
    Hanako uses her monstrous strength
    to pull the student into the toilet.
[07:59] ---
    That's so scary!
[08:01] ---
    Everyone's too scared to go into
    the science room and the bathrooms.
[08:04] ---
    It's a huge problem!
[08:05] ---
    That's it! I'll defeat her!
[08:07] ---
    Are you guys serious?
    There's no way that ghosts really exist.
[08:11] ---
    Gao says that there's no way ghosts exist!
[08:13] ---
    You're a ghost, you idiot.
[08:15] ---
    But if we're going to get Gao back
    to normal as soon as possible...
[08:19] ---
    Tonight, Batzz is going to
    have to defeat Hanako.
[08:23] ---
    But in order to do that,
    we'll need your help, sir.
[08:28] ---
    Really?
[08:30] ---
    Is that so...
[08:32] ---
    I understand. Please take
    good care of my Gao.
[08:37] ---
    Everybody! Are you ready?
[08:42] ---
    L-L-Let's go!
[08:46] ---
    Sir, you're acting a little too scared.
[09:00] ---
    What is it, Kuguru?
[09:04] ---
    I thought I saw something just now.
[09:08] ---
    There's nothing there.
[09:09] ---
    Oh, don't scare me like that!
[09:22] ---
    A ghost! I saw a ghost!
[09:26] ---
    Gao! You're confusing everyone.
    Stop showing up in reflections like that!
[09:31] ---
    I guess we'll let him rest for a while.
[09:37] ---
    The third floor girls' bathroom.
[09:45] ---
    So this is the place.
[09:46] ---
    The place with the monster.
[09:48] ---
    Where's Hanako?
[09:49] ---
    Come out!
[10:01] ---
    What's going on? There's nobody here.
[10:05] ---
    It doesn't feel like anyone's hiding...
[10:07] ---
    Then let's check out the
    moving anatomy dummy.
[10:09] ---
    All right!
    That's in the science room.
[10:11] ---
    Let's get a move on!
[10:57] ---
    Kitten Shirt!
[11:01] ---
    Let go of me!
[11:05] ---
    Dammit!
[11:06] ---
    Noboru!
[11:07] ---
    Please! You gotta hurry
    and defeat this monster!
[11:10] ---
    Why, you...
[11:11] ---
    I'll be your opponent!
[11:12] ---
    I'll defeat you right away!
[11:14] ---
    I won't let you!
[11:15] ---
    Minions!
[11:16] ---
    Did you call, Mistress Hanako?
[11:19] ---
    G-Ghosts...
[11:21] ---
    Lots of ghosts!
[11:24] ---
    No. These aren't ghosts.
[11:26] ---
    What?
[11:27] ---
    We're all Legend World monsters.
[11:30] ---
    Legend World?
[11:32] ---
    Monsters?
[11:34] ---
    This isn't funny!
[11:35] ---
    Everyone's terrified of you.
    Why are you causing all this trouble?
[11:38] ---
    Because it's fun, obviously.
[11:41] ---
    Then all of these rumors...
[11:43] ---
    Were started by these
    monsters playing pranks?
[11:46] ---
    Stay out of my way.
[11:47] ---
    I'll defeat them, one by one.
[11:50] ---
    Then we'll face each
    other in a Buddyfight!
[11:53] ---
    What?
[11:54] ---
    Did she say...
    a Buddyfight?
[12:00] ---
    Hey! You there!
[12:02] ---
    If we win, you're going to leave
    Aibo Academy. Got that?
[12:07] ---
    Very well.
[12:08] ---
    But if I win, you lot
    shall be my retainers.
[12:13] ---
    My minions!
[12:14] ---
    Gather my minions!
    It's time for delicious fun and merry pranks!
[12:18] ---
    Luminize! Scary Tales from School!
[12:20] ---
    Now, rise before me!
[12:22] ---
    Almighty dragon of them all!
[12:24] ---
    Luminize!
[12:25] ---
    Demon Lord Dragon of Tempest!
[12:28] ---
    Looks like Gao has luminized as well.
[12:30] ---
    Good luck, Gao!
[12:32] ---
    Since we can't see him, it's hard to
    get a grasp on what's going on.
[12:38] ---
    Raise the flag!
[12:40] ---
    Legend World!
[12:43] ---
    Dragon World!
[12:45] ---
    I have the first move.
[12:46] ---
    Charge and draw!
[12:49] ---
    I call Paper Ittan-momen to the right!
[12:52] ---
    Hello! Nice to meet you.
[12:54] ---
    Due to Paper's effect, I move one
    Toilet card from my deck to my hand cards.
[12:58] ---
    Toilet?
[13:00] ---
    I equip! School Campus Level 3,
    The 3rd Toilet Before You!
[13:11] ---
    Here we go...
[13:13] ---
    Are you making a
    mockery of this, you witch?
[13:15] ---
    I'm not mocking anything.
[13:17] ---
    When this toilet reaches 0 soul cards,
    I'll show you what's what.
[13:21] ---
    Three soul cards went into that toilet...
[13:23] ---
    I cast! Hardworking Fairies!
    My gauge increases by 2.
[13:28] ---
    I use the toilet to attack the lad.
[13:38] ---
    My turn is over.
[13:40] ---
    Get a hold of yourself!
[13:41] ---
    Whether we're talking about ghosts
    or toilets, I'll get rid of 'em for you!
[13:45] ---
    Right. My turn!
[13:47] ---
    Draw! Charge and draw!
[13:51] ---
    I equip Demon Lord Sword, Dragoroyale!
[13:53] ---
    And I call Replenisher,
    Pentar to the right!
[13:57] ---
    I'm not afraid of ghosts, pen!
[13:59] ---
    Due to Pentar's effect,
    I draw one card.
[14:01] ---
    I call Chibi Panda to the left!
[14:03] ---
    I'm not going to be
    defeated by a toilet!
[14:05] ---
    Gao Formation!
[14:07] ---
    Pentar, attack the fighter!
[14:09] ---
    I understand, pen!
[14:10] ---
    Pen, pen, pen!
[14:12] ---
    Now you've done it.
[14:14] ---
    Every time you attack me, one of the toilet's
    soul cards gets sent to the drop zone.
[14:18] ---
    Chibi Panda! Attack the fighter!
[14:21] ---
    Yes, sir!
[14:22] ---
    I'm going to punish you for putting
    Kitten Shirt through that scary experience!
[14:26] ---
    It's not a kitten! It's a tiger!
[14:28] ---
    All I did was lure in a
    foolish-looking boy.
[14:33] ---
    Kitten Shirt isn't any old fool!
[14:36] ---
    Chibi Panda...
[14:38] ---
    He's an incredible fool!
[14:39] ---
    You're going to regret that,
    you little punk!
[14:41] ---
    Take this!
[14:44] ---
    I cast! Gremlin's Sneer.
[14:47] ---
    That attack has been nullified.
[14:49] ---
    Now all of the toilet's soul cards
    have been sent to the drop zone.
[14:55] ---
    I told you, didn't I?
[14:56] ---
    When this toilet has
    no soul cards left...
[14:59] ---
    I'd show you what's what.
[15:03] ---
    I call Anatomy Dummy,
    Migi Nice Guy to the left!
[15:07] ---
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[15:09] ---
    The world exists for you alone.
[15:12] ---
    Oh wow! What a handsome monster!
[15:15] ---
    Here's to your eyeballs! Cheers!
[15:21] ---
    Chibi Panda, move to the center!
[15:23] ---
    Come at me!
[15:25] ---
    Migi Nice Guy!
    Attack that puny little fly.
[15:28] ---
    I'm not a fly!
[15:30] ---
    I'm sorry. It's because
    my beauty is so blinding.
[15:33] ---
    Please, for the sake of
    my beauty, be defeated!
[15:36] ---
    This is so annoying!
[15:38] ---
    Paper Ittan-momen.
    Attack that impudent little lad.
[15:43] ---
    Um. Er. Excuse me.
[15:47] ---
    Huh?
[15:50] ---
    And finally, I attack with the toilet!
[15:54] ---
    I cast! Blue Dragon Shield!
[15:58] ---
    Miss Hanako. Are you there?
[16:02] ---
    You mustn't! If you knock three times on the door
    of the stall where Hanako in the Toilet is...
[16:07] ---
    They say something terrible will happen!
[16:09] ---
    Kuguru. You should've said that earlier.
[16:15] ---
    The greatest ghoul of Aibo Academy...
    in other words, myself!
[16:18] ---
    I Buddy Call Hanako in the Toilet!
[16:21] ---
    Since that puts us over the size limit,
    I'll be going now.
[16:25] ---
    Your ridiculous attacks
    have no effect on us!
[16:27] ---
    You insolent whelps.
[16:29] ---
    Take this!
[16:31] ---
    I'm suddenly getting chills, pen...
[16:33] ---
    And the same goes for that
    item you've equipped!
[16:37] ---
    What?
[16:38] ---
    She not only destroyed Pentar,
    but Dragoroyale as well!
[16:41] ---
    That means when Hanako is called,
    she destroys all cards on the field!
[16:45] ---
    And I regain a life for
    every monster I destroy.
[16:49] ---
    What was that?
[16:52] ---
    Besides, you're a ghost and yet you never
    formally introduced yourself to me. How rude.
[16:57] ---
    I'm not a ghost!
[16:58] ---
    Close enough.
[17:00] ---
    Don't lump him in with you lot!
[17:02] ---
    I'm going to put him back
    to normal for sure!
[17:05] ---
    Batzz...
[17:08] ---
    Take this!
[17:10] ---
    Huh?
[17:12] ---
    That's that thing they use when
    the toilet's clogged, right?
[17:14] ---
    He's probably getting his
    head suctioned by that thing.
[17:17] ---
    I'm not done yet. Double Attack!
[17:19] ---
    I cast! Green Dragon Shield!
[17:22] ---
    Triple Attack.
[17:23] ---
    No... please...
[17:24] ---
    He's definitely getting his
    head suctioned again.
[17:27] ---
    Kid! Put me on the field during
    your next turn, no matter what.
[17:30] ---
    I'll smash her to pieces!
[17:32] ---
    You're not getting a next turn.
[17:34] ---
    What?
[17:35] ---
    Final Phase.
[17:37] ---
    Did she say Final Phase?
[17:39] ---
    She has an Impact?
[17:41] ---
    This is bad.
[17:43] ---
    I cast!
[17:44] ---
    Impact!
[17:46] ---
    Dragged By The Toilet!
[17:47] ---
    You'll be my servant forever!
[17:49] ---
    No thank you!
[17:51] ---
    I cast!
[17:52] ---
    White Dragon Shield
    reduces my damage by 2!
[17:56] ---
    Well done! Kid!
[17:59] ---
    Here I go!
[18:00] ---
    My turn!
[18:02] ---
    Draw!
[18:03] ---
    Charge and...
[18:05] ---
    Draw!
[18:07] ---
    I equip! Arc Dragon Sword!
[18:11] ---
    Sorry to keep you waiting, Batzz!
[18:13] ---
    Go ahead and give it all you've got!
[18:15] ---
    I Buddy Call to the right!
    Demon Lord Dragon, Batzz!
[18:18] ---
    I'll exterminate these ghouls!
[18:26] ---
    I hope you've made your peace.
[18:30] ---
    I won't be defeated so easily.
[18:34] ---
    We'll see about that.
[18:35] ---
    I cast! The Door That Just Wouldn't Open!
[18:37] ---
    Your attack is nullified.
[18:40] ---
    Don't think you've blocked me
    with such a paltry defense.
[18:42] ---
    He must have Double Attack!
[18:44] ---
    Take this!
[18:45] ---
    Curse you!
[18:47] ---
    All right! The center is open!
[18:49] ---
    Batzz! Attack the fighter.
[18:51] ---
    What?
[18:52] ---
    He has Triple Attack?
[18:55] ---
    Hiding from me is pointless!
[19:02] ---
    I'll get you for this...
    during my next turn!
[19:06] ---
    Final...
[19:08] ---
    Phase!
[19:39] ---
    I cast!
[19:50] ---
    Impact!
[19:54] ---
    Thunder Lance!
[19:56] ---
    X Tempest!
[19:58] ---
    Buster!
[20:03] ---
    I can't believe I lost to
    a wee lad like him...
[20:06] ---
    All right! Thank you very much!
[20:09] ---
    We did it! We won!
[20:16] ---
    How jolly! How jolly!
[20:17] ---
    Huh?
[20:22] ---
    That certainly was fun!
[20:23] ---
    You're right.
[20:25] ---
    You were finally able to Buddyfight,
    Mistress Hanako.
[20:28] ---
    What do you mean?
[20:29] ---
    We've been living on Earth for some time,
[20:32] ---
    but we haven't been blessed with an
    opportunity to Buddyfight for a long while.
[20:37] ---
    We were so bored,
    we started playing pranks.
[20:40] ---
    So that's why...
[20:42] ---
    We'll stop playing pranks now,
    and leave this academy.
[20:45] ---
    Thank you for playing with us!
[20:48] ---
    She's like a totally different person from
    that scary old lady she was a moment ago...
[20:52] ---
    Mistress Hanako is normally quite sweet, but...
[20:55] ---
    When she's playing pranks, or Buddyfighting,
    her true personality comes out.
[20:59] ---
    Oh, so that one's the true personality.
[21:01] ---
    Let's Buddyfight again some time!
[21:02] ---
    Yeah! That's when...
[21:04] ---
    I'll show you no mercy.
[21:08] ---
    She's scary after all!
[21:12] ---
    Monsters were playing pranks?
[21:14] ---
    Indeed! They say they'll
    never cause trouble again.
[21:17] ---
    That's so great! The students don't
    have to be afraid anymore.
[21:21] ---
    And the teachers, too.
[21:26] ---
    The Miracle Life is up to 5!
[21:28] ---
    R-Really?
[21:29] ---
    All right!
[21:30] ---
    Thanks, Batzz!
[21:31] ---
    Sure.
[21:32] ---
    Leave it to me.
[21:39] ---
    This is going to be bad.
[21:41] ---
    There's no way we can keep
    fooling Mom and Dad.
[21:43] ---
    We're home!
[21:45] ---
    You're not even trying to sound like me.
[21:49] ---
    I'm sure you'll be back to
    normal by tomorrow.
[21:54] ---
    Mom?
[21:55] ---
    What's this?
[21:57] ---
    Explain yourself.
[22:00] ---
    See? Gao is fine!
[22:02] ---
    No need to worry. I'll have him
    back to normal soon enough.
[22:05] ---
    And you can definitely put
    my Gao back to normal?
[22:08] ---
    Right. I'll restore him, no matter what.
[22:10] ---
    Mom. Please believe in Batzz!
[22:12] ---
    Even Gao is saying,
    "Please believe in Big Boss Batzz"!
[22:16] ---
    All right. I'm counting on you, Batzz.
[22:19] ---
    Yeah. I promise you.
[22:25] ---
    But you know...
[22:26] ---
    Something like this...
[22:29] ---
    You should have told me sooner!
[22:35] ---
    Mom! I'm so sorry!
[22:40] ---
    This is today's most powerful card!
[22:43] ---
    Hanako in the Toilet!
[22:45] ---
    A Monster that you can only call
    using a Toilet card's effect.
[22:48] ---
    When she appears, she destroys all cards on the opponent's
    field, and regains 1 life for every destroyed card!
[22:54] ---
    And she has Triple Attack!
[22:58] ---
    Now, today we're going to do
    Buddy Rock Paper Scissors again!
[23:00] ---
    Batzz, I'm counting on you!
[23:03] ---
    Buddy Rock Paper Scissors!
    Rock Paper Scissors...
[23:05] ---
    Go!
[23:07] ---
    Th-This is his first time using Paper!
[24:40] ---
    What? President Shido
    is plotting something?
[24:42] ---
    Batzz, this looks like a job for
    the Mighty Sun Fighter...
[24:45] ---
    Wait, Senior Tasuku is
    the Mighty Sun Fighter?
[24:47] ---
    Next episode: Gao in Tasuku!
    A Two-in-One X Tempest Buster!
[24:51] ---
    Join us for a Buddyfight!