1 - Uh-oh! An Impact Monster is Born!

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[00:02] ---
    Bal, what's that in your chest?
[00:03] ---
    I can pull a sword from here, bal!
[00:05] ---
    Watch this, bal!
[00:06] ---
    YANK! YANK! YANK!
[00:13] ---
    Hey, isn't your sword a little too long?
[00:17] ---
    Future Card Buddyfight is a card game where you become
    partners with a monster and fight alongside them!
[00:24] ---
    And now those Buddy Monsters who become
    our partners have gained a new power!
[00:33] ---
    And that power is called...
    - Impact Monster!
[00:43] ---
    -Go for it! You can do it!
    -Guns Knuckle, attack the fighter!
[00:46] ---
    All right! I'll knock him out!
[00:48] ---
    Gun Shoot!
[00:59] ---
    Here you go!
[00:59] ---
    Thank you, Mr. Manager!
[01:01] ---
    Here.
[01:02] ---
    Thank you!
[01:06] ---
    What a huge crowd!
[01:07] ---
    It certainly is.
[01:10] ---
    Calm down a little, Gao.
[01:13] ---
    That's right.
    The cards aren't going to run away.
[01:15] ---
    I know, but I'm just so impatient!
    Just you watch! I'm going to open a Buddy Rare for sure!
[01:21] ---
    You idiot. They don't turn up that often.
    That's why they're called Buddy Rares!
[01:25] ---
    It's true that Buddy Rares are the rarest
    cards in Buddyfight...
[01:31] ---
    Here you go. These are for you, Gao.
[01:34] ---
    Thank you!
[01:35] ---
    Hopefully today's the day you open that Buddy Rare!
[01:41] ---
    This time for sure...
    This time, I'll open my Buddy for sure!
[03:18] ---
    Most people have never seen one. It's normal not
    to have one. Why would you expect one to show up so easily?
[03:23] ---
    Even if you're an expert at dumb luck.
[03:26] ---
    Why don't you lay off of him.
[03:28] ---
    Baku's right. Gao just spent all of his allowance.
[03:33] ---
    This is the last pack.
[03:35] ---
    Please, I'm begging you!
    Come on! Come on! Come on!
[03:40] ---
    Come to me, Buddy Rare!
[03:41] ---
    It's here!
[03:44] ---
    A B-Buddy Rare?
[03:46] ---
    You did it, Gao!
[03:48] ---
    You really opened one! That's amazing!
[03:51] ---
    It was totally worth begging Mom for an
    advance on my allowance!
[03:54] ---
    Gao, you really bought too many booster packs.
[03:57] ---
    Finally, my Buddy Rare is...
[03:59] ---
    It's gone!
[04:00] ---
    Hey...
    What's that between your legs?
[04:04] ---
    What?!
[04:09] ---
    My Buddy Rare turned into an egg...
[04:13] ---
    That's ridiculous!
[04:14] ---
    That's going to make one huge omelet!
[04:17] ---
    Baku, I don't think you should eat that.
[04:21] ---
    Hey!
[04:22] ---
    Whoa! It's lively!
[04:24] ---
    Huh?
[04:26] ---
    There there...
[04:29] ---
    What's the deal with this egg?
[04:31] ---
    We're going to need a bigger frying pan...
[04:33] ---
    Baku, you're still planning on eating it, aren't you...
[04:37] ---
    My Buddy is...
[04:39] ---
    An egg?
[04:43] ---
    Uh-oh! An Impact Monster is born!
[04:47] ---
    Mom! Mom!
[04:49] ---
    My Buddy Rare turned into an egg!
[04:52] ---
    That's not possible.
[04:54] ---
    I'm not lying!
    Just look at this egg!
[04:57] ---
    Buddy Rare cards are linked to different
    parallel worlds, aren't they?
[05:01] ---
    Then maybe that egg is actually a monster.
[05:06] ---
    I thought so at first, too. But this thing shows
    no signs of changing. What a disaster.
[05:13] ---
    Then Gao, you just need to warm up this
    egg until it hatches!
[05:17] ---
    What? I think that might be a little tricky.
[05:20] ---
    Well, there are known cases of
    humans incubating eggs.
[05:24] ---
    If it hatches, that would be a little miracle!
[05:27] ---
    Warm it up and hatch it, huh?
[05:29] ---
    I know you can hatch that egg, big brother!
    Hanako will help too!
[05:33] ---
    No, I'll hatch it all by myself!
[05:47] ---
    H-Hey...
[05:48] ---
    Gao?
[05:50] ---
    A little bird told me something interesting.
    And...
[05:52] ---
    Looks like the rumors were true!
[05:55] ---
    I'm so sorry. I had you all wrong.
[05:57] ---
    I thought you were a man among men.
    I considered you my lifelong rival, but...
[06:06] ---
    What's with the baby bump?
    I get it now, you were a girl all along!
[06:11] ---
    Of course not!
[06:13] ---
    Shut up, Noboru. I'm going to hatch this egg
    and make it my Buddy monster!
[06:20] ---
    Hey! You should take better care of that egg.
[06:26] ---
    Whoa!
[06:27] ---
    Legs!
[06:28] ---
    It sprouted legs!
[06:36] ---
    Hurry, catch it!
[06:37] ---
    Hey, wait for me! My egg!
[06:43] ---
    Hey! Where are you going?
[06:46] ---
    Come on. I'm not going to hurt you.
    Get over here.
[06:53] ---
    That's right. This way!
[06:56] ---
    I'm sure that you're going to be my...
[06:59] ---
    Lunch.
[07:05] ---
    Hey! Get down from there!
[07:09] ---
    Watch out!
[07:12] ---
    Oh no!
[07:14] ---
    Thank goodness! You aren't hurt, are you?
[07:17] ---
    Huh?
[07:19] ---
    I-It's hatching!
[07:21] ---
    Bal?
[07:22] ---
    It talks!
[07:23] ---
    What's your name?
[07:26] ---
    Maybe he doesn't have one yet.
[07:27] ---
    Don't have one yet, bal.
[07:29] ---
    Well, he is a newborn.
[07:30] ---
    Newborn, bal.
[07:32] ---
    In that case...
    From now on, your name is Bal!
[07:35] ---
    Come on, just because he ends his
    sentences with 'Bal'?
[07:39] ---
    That's just sad.
    I'll come up with a really cool name...
[07:41] ---
    Bal likes it, bal!
    Bal, bal!
[07:43] ---
    That's right! You're Bal!
[07:46] ---
    I'm Gao! Gao Mikado!
[07:49] ---
    Gao, bal!
    Bal, bal, bal!
[07:51] ---
    Gao, are you seriously going to
    make this guy your Buddy?
[07:56] ---
    Why are there cards inside his shell?
[08:01] ---
    Sun Dragon?
[08:03] ---
    Hey, Baku. Check out this card.
[08:06] ---
    All of the other cards are
    Sun Dragon attribute as well.
[08:10] ---
    As far as I know, there aren't any
    Sun Dragon attribute cards in Buddyfight.
[08:15] ---
    Hey, shrimp.
[08:16] ---
    Who's this, bal?
[08:17] ---
    This is Noboru. Noboru Kodo.
[08:19] ---
    Stare.
[08:20] ---
    What is it?
[08:22] ---
    Kitten shirt, bal!
[08:22] ---
    It's obviously a tiger!
[08:25] ---
    Kitten shirt, kitten shirt!
[08:28] ---
    This! It's yours, isn't it?
[08:30] ---
    Bal!
[08:31] ---
    H-Hey, stop that!
[08:32] ---
    Gao! Can't you do something about him?
[08:34] ---
    -Bal! Bal!
    -Baku! Hide the cards!
[08:36] ---
    O-Okay!
[08:37] ---
    Nice to meet you! I'm Kuguru Uki.
    Let's be friends!
[08:42] ---
    This is neat, bal!
[08:43] ---
    I'm so sorry.
[08:45] ---
    It's fine. I'll be okay.
[08:47] ---
    Want to play more, bal!
[08:49] ---
    Bal!
[08:51] ---
    You seem to be doing well. Gao Mikado.
[08:54] ---
    It's you!
[08:56] ---
    Kyoya Gaen!
[09:02] ---
    Azi Dahaka...
[09:06] ---
    I'll take custody of that dragon.
[09:08] ---
    Custody?
[09:09] ---
    What's custody, bal?
[09:11] ---
    That scary guy is going to take Bal away.
[09:14] ---
    Bal doesn't wanna go, bal!
[09:17] ---
    Why are you taking him?
    What did this little dragon ever do to you?
[09:23] ---
    That dragon ignored the rules of the human
    world and came to Earth without permission.
[09:29] ---
    At Gaen Financial Group,
    we take custody of such dragons.
[09:35] ---
    After all, who knows how dangerous they might be.
[09:37] ---
    There's no way that Bal's dangerous!
[09:39] ---
    How can you be so certain?
[09:42] ---
    You don't know anything about that dragon, do you?
[09:46] ---
    Now, give me that dragon...
[09:47] ---
    I refuse!
[09:49] ---
    Forget that "custody" nonsense!
    Bal is my Buddy!
[09:52] ---
    I won't let you do whatever you want!
[09:55] ---
    In that case, why don't you prove it to me?
    Through a Buddyfight, of course.
[10:00] ---
    What?
[10:01] ---
    What's a Buddyfight, bal?
[10:03] ---
    It's a card game where you battle
    alongside your monster partners.
[10:08] ---
    If you can defeat me using that dragon,
    I'll acknowledge him as your Buddy.
[10:14] ---
    If you should lose,
    you'll hand over that dragon to me.
[10:19] ---
    You mustn't, Gao! They say he's the world's
    greatest Buddyfighter! He's a modern megastar!
[10:26] ---
    Besides, Bal is probably a
    Sun Dragon attribute monster.
[10:29] ---
    If you put in the wrong attribute card,
    it'll throw off the entire balance of the deck!
[10:35] ---
    Well? Do you want to fight me,
    at the Aibo Academy fighting stage?
[10:42] ---
    Bal wants to Buddyfight, bal!
[10:44] ---
    What?
[10:45] ---
    It's settled, then. I'll be waiting for you
    after school, at the fighting stage.
[10:53] ---
    Here we are at Aibo Academy's fighting
    stage, where a Buddyfight is about to begin!
[10:59] ---
    But wh-wh-what's this?
[11:00] ---
    The most powerful dragon in the world, said to
    have enough power to destroy the world...
[11:03] ---
    Azi Dahaka, is the Buddy of one of the richest people
    in Japan, the former young leader of Gaen Financial Group!
[11:10] ---
    Today, Master Kyoya Gaen himself honors us
    with his presence!
[11:15] ---
    This may sound forward, but I, Paruko Nanana,
    Elementary School Sixth Grade student...
[11:19] ---
    and member of the Broadcasting Club,
    will be delivering the commentary!
[11:22] ---
    My partner is, of course, my Buddy!
    Martian UFO Takosuke, from Hero World!
[11:29] ---
    Takochu!
[11:30] ---
    However, Master Kyoya's opponent has not
    appeared yet! Who could it be?
[11:35] ---
    What's Gao doing?
[11:38] ---
    We made it in time!
[11:39] ---
    Baku! Are you sure this is going to work?
    Making a deck out of the cards in Bal's shell...
[11:45] ---
    We've done everything we can.
[11:48] ---
    I'm the great deck builder, Baku Omori.
    I made sure the deck was put together properly!
[11:53] ---
    Whoa! Looks like the fighter is taking the stage.
[11:56] ---
    Sorry to keep you waiting, Paruko!
[11:59] ---
    Kept you waiting, bal!
[12:00] ---
    Wh-Wh-What's this?
    Master Kyoya's opponent is...
[12:03] ---
    Aibo Academy Elementary School
    Sixth Grade student, Gao Mikado!
[12:06] ---
    Oh? Could that dragon at Gao's feet be...?
[12:10] ---
    Bal is Gao's Buddy, bal!
[12:15] ---
    What's that?
[12:16] ---
    I've been sleeping beneath Aibo Academy
    for countless years...
[12:20] ---
    I know everything about Buddyfights!
    I, Ozon B, will be providing analysis!
[12:26] ---
    Uh, nobody asked you.
[12:29] ---
    What? I can't hear you.
[12:31] ---
    By the way, I'm currently on
    the lookout for a Buddy!
[12:35] ---
    Your head's on the wrong way around...
[12:37] ---
    Bal! I'm going to protect you!
[12:42] ---
    Eclipsing the darkness with flames,
    and brightening the hearts of the mistreated!
[12:47] ---
    The Mighty Sun Fighter is here!
[12:50] ---
    Mighty Sun Fighter?
[12:52] ---
    Now! Let's get things started!
[12:55] ---
    Get things started, bal!
[12:56] ---
    Now, let's luminize!
[12:58] ---
    Sure!
[13:00] ---
    In order to undo the curse of Babel,
[13:03] ---
    I will become the final destroyer!
[13:06] ---
    Dark Luminize!
    Wings of Demise!
[13:11] ---
    Six of his cards turned into light, bal!
[13:14] ---
    Rise, sun! Burn, sun!
    Luminize! Scorching Sun Dragon!
[13:22] ---
    Both players charge 2 gauge as the match begins!
[13:26] ---
    Buddy...
[13:27] ---
    Fight!
[13:29] ---
    Raise the flag!
[13:32] ---
    Dragon World!
[13:33] ---
    Dragon World, bal!
[13:36] ---
    Dragon Ein!
[13:39] ---
    This flag restricts your starting hand to 4 cards,
    but allows you to start with 12 life points.
[13:44] ---
    First move goes to Kyoya Gaen! The Dragon Ein flag
    lets you use any card that has "dragon" in its attribute.
[13:51] ---
    Well, when you're as experienced as me,
    you're not surprised no matter what card shows up!
[13:57] ---
    Did something just pop out?
[13:59] ---
    Did it?
[14:00] ---
    Charge and draw.
[14:02] ---
    I call Purgatory Knights Leader,
    Demios Sword Dragon to the center!
[14:09] ---
    We are the immortal and undefeatable Purgatory Knights!
[14:12] ---
    A monster came out of the card, bal!
[14:15] ---
    Learn this for yourself, with your demise!
[14:17] ---
    Bal! Get behind me!
[14:19] ---
    Demios Retribution!
[14:23] ---
    I end my turn.
[14:25] ---
    Why did you attack us so suddenly, bal?
[14:27] ---
    If you're going to bully Gao,
    Bal will beat you up, bal!
[14:31] ---
    Hold on.
[14:32] ---
    Next, it's my turn!
[14:34] ---
    Bal?
[14:35] ---
    Draw!
[14:37] ---
    Charge and draw!
[14:39] ---
    Here I go! I call Bright Hammer Dragon to the right!
    I call Mera Blade Dragon to the left!
[14:47] ---
    I'm not getting any bright ideas. None at all!
[14:51] ---
    I'm getting all fired up, mera!
[14:53] ---
    What are those?
    I've never seen those monsters before, B!
[14:58] ---
    He's acting way too surprised.
[14:59] ---
    Both of them are dragons he's using
    for the first time.
[15:02] ---
    They were both Sun Dragons that
    I found in Bal's shell.
[15:05] ---
    I pay 1 gauge and...
    Let my fist reach the sun!
[15:09] ---
    I equip! Sun Fist, Bal Knuckle!
[15:12] ---
    Sun Fist Bal Knuckle?
    He keeps bringing out cards I don't know, B!
[15:18] ---
    Meow!
[15:19] ---
    I just saw a cat!
[15:21] ---
    You're imagining things.
[15:22] ---
    Completed! Gao Formation!
[15:26] ---
    Is Gao going to fight too, bal?
[15:28] ---
    Yeah! I'm equipping an item so
    I can fight along with my monsters! That's...
[15:35] ---
    How I Buddyfight!
[15:38] ---
    Gao, you're so cool, bal!
[15:41] ---
    Mera, mera!
[15:44] ---
    I have a bright idea!
[15:46] ---
    The new dragons' attacks hit, one after the other!
[15:49] ---
    My turn is over!
[15:51] ---
    I see. So that's the power of the Sun Dragons.
[15:55] ---
    Draw. Charge and draw.
[15:58] ---
    I call Thunder Knights, Halberd Dragon to the right.
[16:02] ---
    And I set the spell Dragon Throne. And...
[16:05] ---
    I Buddy call!
[16:09] ---
    Demonic Demise Dragon, Azi Dahaka!
[16:13] ---
    Here he is! The rule-breaking size 4 monster!
    Master Kyoya regains 1 life due to buddy gift!
[16:19] ---
    He has lots of faces, bal!
[16:21] ---
    None can stand before me, and none will come after me!
    Fear me! Dread me! Kneel before me!
[16:31] ---
    Erasure of History!
[16:38] ---
    Azi Dahaka attacks all monsters!
[16:40] ---
    This is amazing! B!
[16:45] ---
    All of Gao's monsters have been destroyed!
    His item has been destroyed, and he takes 3 damage!
[16:50] ---
    My turn is over.
    Now it's your turn.
[16:54] ---
    Gao! Bal will beat up Lots-of-Faces monster!
[16:58] ---
    Can Gao defeat Azi Dahaka,
    who has 10 thousand defense?
[17:04] ---
    I call Mera Blade Dragon to the right!
[17:05] ---
    I'm still fired up, mera!
[17:07] ---
    I call Flarefang Dragon to the center!
[17:12] ---
    Whenever there's a Sun Dragon on the field,
[17:14] ---
    Flarefang Dragon lets me add a card from my deck
    to the gauge, and lets me draw one card!
[17:17] ---
    I call Mera Blade Dragon to the left!
[17:19] ---
    I'm still all fired up, mera!
[17:22] ---
    I cast! Shine-energy!
[17:25] ---
    He's using a spell to increase power!
[17:28] ---
    And now it's time for a link attack with
    a total of 12000 power!
[17:32] ---
    I cast Dragon Barrier.
[17:36] ---
    Gao called three Sun Dragons but
    was unable to destroy Azi Dahaka!
[17:41] ---
    That's gotta hurt!
[17:42] ---
    My turn is over.
[17:44] ---
    Ah, looks like there's no way Gao can win.
[17:49] ---
    When you're as experienced as I am,
    you can just tell who'll win and who'll lose, B!
[17:54] ---
    Erasure of History!
[17:57] ---
    Once again, Azi Dahaka's mass attack
    destroys all of Gao's monsters!
[18:02] ---
    On top of that, he takes 3 damage
    and is left with just 2 life!
[18:06] ---
    You see? It's just as I said, B!
[18:10] ---
    You're talking too much!
[18:12] ---
    No, don't spray him with oxygen!
[18:15] ---
    Oh no! My decomposition is increasing!
[18:18] ---
    Gao! Bal wants to fight too, bal!
[18:21] ---
    Bal will beat up Lots-of-Faces, bal!
[18:24] ---
    Bal will try his best, bal!
[18:28] ---
    Sure thing! You're my Buddy, after all!
[18:31] ---
    It's my turn!
[18:33] ---
    Here we go, Bal!
[18:37] ---
    Draw!
[18:40] ---
    Charge and draw!
[18:45] ---
    I pay 1 gauge and Buddy call to the right!
[18:49] ---
    Bal, bal!
[18:51] ---
    Dragon of the Sun, Bal Dragon!
[18:53] ---
    Bal is gonna defeat Lots-of-Faces, bal!
[18:57] ---
    Sun Dragon attribute! Size 2! 5000 power,
    3000 defense, and a critical of 2!
[19:03] ---
    Dragon of the Sun!
[19:04] ---
    Bal Dragon!
[19:05] ---
    That's the true form of that little dragon?
[19:08] ---
    -Oh my goodness!
    -Meow!
[19:10] ---
    A-A-Amazing! Gao's Buddy monster
    is a dragon with a burning sword in his chest!
[19:17] ---
    I equip! Bal Knuckle!
[19:20] ---
    However, Bal Knuckle has 4000 power!
    Even with a link attack, that's only 9000 power!
[19:24] ---
    It's not quite enough to overcome
    Azi Dahaka's 10 thousand defense!
[19:28] ---
    Bal! Attack Azi Dahaka!
[19:31] ---
    Leave it to Bal, bal!
[19:35] ---
    When Bal attacks, his power is doubled during that turn!
[19:40] ---
    That means right now, he has 10 thousand power!
    What's with that ability? It's amazing, B!
[19:48] ---
    Bal, bal bal bal bal!
[19:51] ---
    Bal! Bal!
[19:53] ---
    Bal!
[19:57] ---
    He destroyed Azi Dahaka using
    only one Buddy monster?
[20:01] ---
    Bal! Do a Penetrate attack on the fighter!
[20:03] ---
    Bal, bal bal!
[20:04] ---
    Bal!
[20:06] ---
    He takes 3 damage from Penetrate!
[20:08] ---
    Bal Dragon should only have a critical of 2!
[20:11] ---
    My Bal Knuckle has the ability to
    increase Bal's critical by 1!
[20:17] ---
    Bal defeated Lots-of-Faces, bal!
[20:20] ---
    Next, it's my turn!
    Bal Knuckle!
[20:24] ---
    I equip!
[20:26] ---
    Demonic Demise Sword, Aqulta Gwaneff!
[20:28] ---
    Here it is! Master Kyoya has this item, which he can
    only equip when Azi Dahaka has been destroyed!
[20:35] ---
    You haven't forgotten, have you?
[20:38] ---
    Aqulta Gwaneff can nullify all single-card attacks.
[20:44] ---
    Oh, I'd never forget that!
[20:46] ---
    Final Phase!
[20:48] ---
    Well, no matter what happens, I won't be surprised!
[20:52] ---
    Impact Call!
[20:54] ---
    Impact Call?
[20:56] ---
    Meow?
[20:57] ---
    I pay 3 gauge and transform Bal Dragon...
    Into an Impact Monster!
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    An Impact Monster?
[21:06] ---
    Bal will try his super best, bal!
[21:09] ---
    The monster and the Impact card have combined!
[21:11] ---
    It's a card that never existed before!
[21:14] ---
    That's an Impact Monster!
[21:17] ---
    Bal has become a monster that's size 2, with
    11 thousand power, 6000 defense, and a critical of 4!
[21:23] ---
    And this card's attacks can't be nullified!
[21:38] ---
    Bal Burst Smasher!
[21:47] ---
    Game End!
    Winner, Gao Mikado!
[21:51] ---
    All right!
    Thank you very much!
[21:54] ---
    Bal and his friends won, bal!
[21:58] ---
    A-A-Amazing! He won! Gao Mikado won!
[22:01] ---
    He pulled off a completely unbelievable win,
    defeating Master Kyoya!
[22:06] ---
    But Gao, Bal's last attack there...
[22:09] ---
    He had a critical of 4, so how did you
    defeat Master Kyoya, who had 5 life left?
[22:14] ---
    Oh, it was thanks to this card.
[22:16] ---
    Because I had this equipped, the Bal Burst Smasher
    was bumped up to a critical of 5.
[22:22] ---
    I get it now!
[22:23] ---
    That was a wonderful fight.
    I acknowledge that this dragon is your Buddy.
[22:29] ---
    Then Bal won't be taken into custody?
[22:31] ---
    That's right! You're my Buddy, after all!
[22:35] ---
    Bal wants to do it again!
[22:36] ---
    Huh?
[22:37] ---
    Bal wants to Buddyfight one more time, bal! Bal wants
    to do it now, bal! Right now, bal! Bal can't wait, bal!
[22:42] ---
    -Ouch!
    -Hey! Let go, shrimp!
[22:44] ---
    Don't wanna, bal!
[22:45] ---
    So that was a Sun Dragon.
[22:47] ---
    And it's an Impact Monster as well.
[22:51] ---
    How very interesting.
[22:55] ---
    Today's winning card!
    Bal Dragon "Bal Burst Smasher!!"
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    This Impact Monster can be called during
    Final Phase, and can attack immediately!
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    And that attack can't be nullified, and
    it has a critical of 4!
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    As expected of Bal's card, bal!
[24:41] ---
    Bal won a Buddyfight, but someone complains
    that Bal got the rules wrong, bal!
[24:45] ---
    Jack, teach Bal how to win without getting complaints, bal!
[24:48] ---
    Next episode,
    "Amazing! A Sure-fire Way to Win Buddyfight!"
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    Buddyfight, bal!