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34 - Gaito versus Artificial Intelligence! Explosion of the Mini Geargods!

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[00:01] ---
    You said you had an important announcement.
    What is the subject matter?
[00:04] ---
    Please, tell us! Chief Executive Wisdom!
[00:07] ---
    My Chaos Control Company has
    purchased Grimoire Park.
[00:13] ---
    From this day forward, I am the
    Chief Executive Officer of this park.
[00:18] ---
    I have made Grimoire take responsibility
    for the issues with the Buddy Checker app.
[00:24] ---
    He is suspended without pay.
[00:26] ---
    The monsters who were affected by the app
    will be treated by the Chaos Control Company.
[00:30] ---
    Specifically, an antivirus app will be
    developed, and distributed for free.
[00:34] ---
    What do you all think?
[00:36] ---
    Something about him seems a little
    different from the Wisdom that we know.
[00:40] ---
    You're right.
[00:41] ---
    I feel the same way.
[00:42] ---
    But he certainly looks like Wisdom.
[00:45] ---
    Maybe it's another one
    of Sakate's disguises.
[00:49] ---
    That's not possible.
[00:51] ---
    Why do you say that?
[00:52] ---
    I'm not even getting the faintest
    trace of Sakate's scent from him.
[00:55] ---
    Big Boss! You were using scent to
    see through Sakate's disguises?
[00:59] ---
    I never knew that!
[01:00] ---
    Batzz is really good at smelling, huh.
[01:02] ---
    He's like a dog.
[01:04] ---
    If Batzz says it, there's no mistake.
[01:07] ---
    But I wonder why he's
    giving off a different vibe.
[01:10] ---
    As far as the world knows, Wisdom is the
    CEO of a corporation spanning the globe.
[01:15] ---
    We've seen his true self. That must be
    the face that he presents to the public.
[01:22] ---
    The press conference is now finished.
[01:24] ---
    Please, wait!
[01:25] ---
    We have more questions!
[01:26] ---
    Answer us!
[01:28] ---
    Don't ignore us!
[01:28] ---
    Hey! Let us through!
[01:31] ---
    What are we gonna do, Gao?
[01:32] ---
    There's nothing we can
    do here. Let's regroup.
[01:34] ---
    What did you say?
[01:35] ---
    We can't do anything until the
    anti-virus app is distributed.
[01:39] ---
    Kanata, are you okay with this?
[01:41] ---
    I'm not thrilled... but I think I'll have
    other opportunities to face Keisetsu.
[01:45] ---
    At the very least, we know
    that Wisdom is here.
[01:48] ---
    I agree with Gao.
[01:50] ---
    Let's get out of here, quickly.
[01:52] ---
    It seems today was not our day of destiny.
[03:26] ---
    Next, we have a special
    report on Grimoire Park.
[03:29] ---
    We begin with the press conference that
    Chief Executive Officer Wisdom held today.
[03:34] ---
    My Chaos Control Company
    has purchased Grimoire Park.
[03:39] ---
    From this day forward, I am the
    Chief Executive Officer of this park.
[03:44] ---
    I have made Grimoire take responsibility...
[03:46] ---
    So you're going to prepare for
    a one-in-a-thousand chance...
[03:48] ---
    And include that card in your deck again.
[03:52] ---
    Abygale.
[03:53] ---
    No matter what cruel destiny may befall us,
    I will never give up on victory.
[03:59] ---
    That's so like you, Gaito.
[04:02] ---
    Then, you're not changing your policy regarding
    the use of monsters and their life energy?
[04:08] ---
    That is correct.
[04:09] ---
    Currently, in order to make
    use of this life energy...
[04:13] ---
    We must absorb the energy directly from
    the monsters. That is the only way.
[04:18] ---
    However, in the future we hope to adapt clone
    technology to develop living batteries.
[04:25] ---
    Living batteries?
[04:29] ---
    They're going to turn living
    beings... into batteries?!
[04:34] ---
    Clone technology, huh...
[04:37] ---
    What's wrong?
[04:38] ---
    Curse that Wisdom.
[04:40] ---
    Is this what he was planning all along?
[04:43] ---
    I won't accept this.
[04:45] ---
    I'll never accept this!
[04:48] ---
    Gaito...
[04:51] ---
    Gaito versus artificial intelligence!
    Explosion of the Mini Geargods!
[04:56] ---
    Due to the free distribution
    of the anti-virus app,
[04:58] ---
    the monsters who were exhibiting
    abnormal behavior are returning to normal.
[05:02] ---
    Talk about fishy.
[05:04] ---
    You think so too, Batzz?
[05:06] ---
    First, Grimoire uses that Buddy Checker
    to make all the monsters sick...
[05:11] ---
    And then Wisdom develops an
    anti-virus app and offers it as a cure.
[05:16] ---
    Which makes Wisdom look like a great hero
    and savior who saved everyone.
[05:19] ---
    All according to their plan.
[05:21] ---
    But that's cheating!
[05:23] ---
    That's right. It's cheating.
[05:25] ---
    Then we've got to...!
[05:26] ---
    Right now, no matter what
    we say, nobody will listen.
[05:31] ---
    Who's calling?
[05:33] ---
    It's Gaito.
[05:36] ---
    You're going to infiltrate Grimoire Park?
[05:39] ---
    I won't let Wisdom do whatever he wants.
[05:41] ---
    I'm serious.
[05:43] ---
    If you don't want to come,
    I'll go together with Abygale.
[05:46] ---
    No, we'll go with you.
[05:48] ---
    Now that you mention it, the change in management
    means that Grimoire Park is currently closed.
[05:55] ---
    Their grand re-opening is in
    three days, so we still have time.
[05:58] ---
    We can't afford to waste time.
[06:01] ---
    Even as we talk, they might be exploiting
    the life energy of captured monsters.
[06:08] ---
    What's wrong? It seems like you're
    not really enthusiastic about this.
[06:12] ---
    No, it's not that...
[06:14] ---
    If there aren't any park visitors,
    we don't need to sneak around to get in.
[06:18] ---
    Let's charge in with a frontal assault!
[06:24] ---
    Hey! Wait! Batzz!
[06:25] ---
    We're going too!
[06:27] ---
    Right!
[06:43] ---
    All right!
[06:44] ---
    We're going to charge into
    Grimoire Park all together!
[06:46] ---
    Wait, Batzz!
[06:48] ---
    Something's coming towards us!
[06:49] ---
    Huh?
[06:51] ---
    What are those?
[06:53] ---
    Geargods?
[06:54] ---
    No, look closer. They're the wrong size.
[06:57] ---
    They're way smaller than Wisdom's Buddy!
[07:00] ---
    Target, Thunder Emperor Dragon Barlbatzz.
[07:03] ---
    Commence attack!
[07:07] ---
    Those wimpy attacks...
    Don't affect me!
[07:11] ---
    Take this!
[07:13] ---
    And this, and this!
[07:20] ---
    These guys are so weak!
[07:24] ---
    Hey! Get away from me!
[07:25] ---
    Let go!
[07:26] ---
    You fleas!
[07:27] ---
    Batzz! Get out of there!
[07:29] ---
    It can't be...
[07:30] ---
    Gear Crash, booting up.
[07:35] ---
    Batzz!
[07:40] ---
    Batzz!
[07:41] ---
    Hold on!
[07:43] ---
    That was awful.
[07:45] ---
    Are you okay, Big Boss?
[07:47] ---
    Yeah, I'm not seriously injured.
[07:49] ---
    I didn't expect them to self-destruct.
[08:00] ---
    What's with the cheerful music?
[08:02] ---
    Something's coming this way!
[08:05] ---
    Wh-What's that?
[08:07] ---
    A paper-mache Batzz?
[08:09] ---
    Is a parade about to start?
[08:10] ---
    Even though there aren't
    any park visitors?
[08:14] ---
    There are parade floats of us too?
[08:15] ---
    What's this all about?
[08:17] ---
    I sense a dark destiny ahead.
[08:19] ---
    Everyone! Don't let down your guard.
[08:30] ---
    They were holograms?
[08:33] ---
    This is bad. We're surrounded!
[08:36] ---
    I'll just destroy them again.
[08:38] ---
    No! If you do that, they'll
    just self-destruct again.
[08:42] ---
    Then everybody here will be
    caught in the explosion!
[08:44] ---
    Dammit! These are some
    seriously annoying monsters.
[08:47] ---
    They are not monsters.
[08:50] ---
    The Mini Geargods were created by copying the parts of
    my Buddy, Geargod, and installing artificial intelligence.
[08:54] ---
    They're clone machines.
[08:58] ---
    Wisdom!
[08:59] ---
    I bet this is a hologram too.
[09:01] ---
    You!
[09:02] ---
    What are you planning on doing with the monsters
    that you kidnapped from the different worlds?
[09:06] ---
    I'll leave that to your imagination.
[09:09] ---
    You scum!
[09:11] ---
    Where are you right now?
[09:13] ---
    We came to see you!
[09:15] ---
    Very well. I will grant your request,
    if you accept my conditions.
[09:21] ---
    Conditions?
[09:24] ---
    Face my Mini Geargods in
    a Buddyfight, and win.
[09:28] ---
    Are you kidding me?
[09:29] ---
    Fight your own fights!
[09:31] ---
    Batzz.
[09:32] ---
    Right now, we have to do as he says.
[09:34] ---
    What?
[09:36] ---
    I'll do it.
[09:38] ---
    Gaito?
[09:39] ---
    I won't forgive those who
    toy with living creatures!
[09:43] ---
    Wisdom!
[09:44] ---
    You've made me very angry!
[09:49] ---
    Wherever there are Buddyfights,
    you'll find me, Paruko Nanana!
[09:52] ---
    This time, we've got an unusual showdown!
[09:54] ---
    Gaito Kurouzu's opponent is...
[09:56] ---
    Believe it or not, Mini Geargod!
[09:58] ---
    It's a Buddyfight between
    humans and artificial intelligence!
[10:01] ---
    There's no way to predict what
    this Buddyfight will be like!
[10:04] ---
    Code Proto Geargod booting up.
[10:08] ---
    Luminize, Unlimited Gear.
[10:11] ---
    I will decide your destiny.
[10:19] ---
    Luminize! Decimating Black Dragon!
[10:22] ---
    Looks like Mini Geargod is
    going to act as the fighter.
[10:25] ---
    This sure is a weird sight.
[10:27] ---
    His opponent is an artificial
    intelligence, after all.
[10:30] ---
    Buddy...fight!
[10:32] ---
    Raise the flag.
[10:34] ---
    The Chaos.
[10:37] ---
    Darkness Dragon World.
[10:40] ---
    First move goes to Mini Geargod!
[10:42] ---
    Charge and draw.
[10:45] ---
    I call to the center, Mini Geargod Yellow.
[10:50] ---
    Yellow.
[10:51] ---
    It looks the same,
    but in a different color.
[10:54] ---
    Talk about creepy.
[10:55] ---
    Yellow's ability, activate.
[10:57] ---
    I pay 1 life and add one spell card
    from my deck to my hand cards.
[11:03] ---
    I cast and set the spell
    Mini Geargods Factory.
[11:06] ---
    Yellow. Attack the fighter.
[11:08] ---
    Yellow!
[11:12] ---
    Code: Gear Crash, booting up!
[11:18] ---
    What is he planning on doing?
[11:20] ---
    Gauge Crash.
[11:22] ---
    Whoa! Gaito Kurouzu's gauge
    was destroyed in the explosion!
[11:28] ---
    What an awful way to Buddyfight!
[11:30] ---
    It makes me sick to my stomach.
[11:31] ---
    My turn is over.
[11:33] ---
    Probability of victory: 62.5 %
[11:37] ---
    Ridiculous!
[11:39] ---
    Don't think everything will go
    according to your plans!
[11:42] ---
    Gaito. Calm down.
[11:44] ---
    Draw!
[11:46] ---
    Charge...
[11:47] ---
    And draw!
[11:49] ---
    The black crest will guide me to victory.
[11:52] ---
    I equip!
[11:53] ---
    Black Crest, Gale Emblem.
[11:57] ---
    I call to the center.
[11:58] ---
    Black Crest Dragon, Earlbow.
[12:00] ---
    I steal all that shines.
[12:03] ---
    I call to the right!
[12:04] ---
    Black Crest Dragon, Ladyzie!
[12:06] ---
    I put my life in the
    hands of my lord Gaito.
[12:09] ---
    Earlbow! Attack the fighter.
[12:11] ---
    Rainbow Wings.
[12:14] ---
    Follow him, Ladyzie!
[12:18] ---
    Blades of glory!
[12:20] ---
    Final Phase!
[12:23] ---
    I cast!
[12:27] ---
    Impact.
[12:30] ---
    Death Count Requiem!
[12:33] ---
    These are the flames of your destiny.
[12:36] ---
    My turn is over.
[12:38] ---
    Mini Geargods Factory's ability, activate.
[12:43] ---
    Unbelievable! This set spell
    activates at the beginning of the turn!
[12:47] ---
    What ability does it have?
[12:50] ---
    I send three cards from
    my deck to the drop zone.
[12:53] ---
    If any of them contain the words "Mini Geargod",
    I add them to my hand cards.
[12:58] ---
    Then he'll never run out of hand cards!
[13:00] ---
    But Gaito has Death Count
    Requiem on his side.
[13:03] ---
    But can he survive that long?
[13:05] ---
    Draw. Charge and draw.
[13:09] ---
    I call Mini Geargod Red to the center.
[13:13] ---
    Red!
[13:13] ---
    Red's ability, activate.
[13:15] ---
    Code: Gear Crash, boot up!
[13:17] ---
    Pay 1 gauge! Item Crash!
[13:21] ---
    Gaito. Are you all right?
[13:24] ---
    Yeah. I didn't take any damage.
[13:26] ---
    But Gale Emblem was destroyed.
[13:29] ---
    What?
[13:30] ---
    Red Crash.
[13:33] ---
    It self-destructed!
[13:35] ---
    So these guys are disposable, huh?
[13:38] ---
    I Buddy call Mini Geargod
    Purple to the center.
[13:41] ---
    Purple's ability, activate.
[13:43] ---
    Code: Gear Crash, boot up.
[13:45] ---
    Pay 1 gauge. Set Crash.
[13:50] ---
    Not Death Count Requiem!
[13:56] ---
    Impossible!
[13:59] ---
    This can't be happening.
[14:00] ---
    They can destroy impacts as well as items?
[14:02] ---
    More importantly, how will he fight
    without Death Count Requiem?
[14:06] ---
    U-U-Unbelievable!
[14:07] ---
    Mini Geargod has four
    monsters on its field!
[14:10] ---
    Red and Purple in the center, Blue
    on the right, and Green on the left!
[14:14] ---
    All four colors at once!
[14:16] ---
    Two monsters in the center?
[14:19] ---
    CHAOS Territory...
[14:21] ---
    So it can use that ability too.
[14:23] ---
    The same ability as the original Geargod!
[14:27] ---
    Green, attack Earlbow.
[14:29] ---
    Green! Attack!
[14:32] ---
    Earlbow!
[14:34] ---
    Code: Gear Crash, booting up!
[14:36] ---
    2 effect damage when
    a monster is destroyed!
[14:39] ---
    What?
[14:46] ---
    Are you all right, Gaito?
[14:48] ---
    It's no big deal.
[14:50] ---
    Due to Earlbow's effect,
    I gain 1 life and 1 gauge.
[14:53] ---
    Blue! Attack the fighter!
[14:55] ---
    Blue Attack!
[14:57] ---
    I cast!
[14:57] ---
    Black Cloth Blade!
[15:00] ---
    Thanks to Gaito Kurouzu's counter spell,
    Blue's attack is nullified!
[15:03] ---
    And he destroys one card
    from his opponent's deck!
[15:06] ---
    Red. Attack the fighter.
[15:09] ---
    Red Attack!
[15:12] ---
    Purple. Attack the fighter.
[15:18] ---
    Gaito...
[15:19] ---
    I told you not to worry!
[15:22] ---
    My turn is over.
[15:23] ---
    Probability of victory: 91.2%
[15:26] ---
    Gaito only has 1 life left!
[15:29] ---
    He's in major trouble!
[15:31] ---
    Shut up!
[15:31] ---
    Try to keep your cool.
[15:33] ---
    It's true that Gaito is
    acting strangely today.
[15:36] ---
    I guess going up against an artificial
    intelligence is throwing him off his game.
[15:41] ---
    I'm sure that's part of it, but...
[15:42] ---
    I'm sure that Gaito must have his reasons.
[15:47] ---
    My turn.
[15:48] ---
    Gaito.
[15:49] ---
    Draw!
[15:51] ---
    Gaito!
[15:51] ---
    Charge and draw!
[15:53] ---
    Gaito!
[15:55] ---
    Calm yourself.
[15:56] ---
    This isn't like you!
[15:59] ---
    I'm not about to let them
    create living batteries!
[16:02] ---
    This is because I'm a monster created
    through clone technology, isn't it.
[16:10] ---
    What does that mean?
[16:11] ---
    It means that Abygale is an
    artificial monster, created by humans.
[16:16] ---
    But... is that even possible?
[16:19] ---
    Well, what's the story? Gao?
[16:24] ---
    So it's true.
[16:26] ---
    It's true that when I first learned
    the truth, I was filled with sadness.
[16:31] ---
    But I've long since gotten over it.
[16:35] ---
    Gaito.
[16:37] ---
    It was all thanks to you.
[16:39] ---
    Abygale...
[16:41] ---
    Now, I even feel gratitude towards
    the person who created me.
[16:45] ---
    Because I was born into this world,
    I was able to become your Buddy.
[16:50] ---
    So cast aside your needless rage.
[16:53] ---
    Regain your true self!
[16:57] ---
    Yes, no matter what destiny befalls you,
    you never give up on victory.
[17:02] ---
    That is who you are, Gaito Kurouzu...
[17:05] ---
    My Buddy.
[17:09] ---
    That's right...
[17:10] ---
    Even if I don't have
    Death Count Requiem...
[17:12] ---
    It's my destiny to win!
[17:14] ---
    I cast!
[17:16] ---
    Jet Black Wind!
[17:18] ---
    A-A-Amazing! Gaito Kurouzu has destroyed
    all three Mini Geargods with one spell!
[17:24] ---
    That's our Gaito!
[17:25] ---
    I knew he could do it if he tried.
[17:27] ---
    I cast! Devil Stigma!
[17:30] ---
    It is the highest honor for a black
    dragon to perish on the battlefield!
[17:34] ---
    Devil Stigma's effect! My gauge
    increases by 2 and I regain 1 life!
[17:38] ---
    And due to Ladyzie's effect,
    I draw one card!
[17:41] ---
    I call Black Wind Blade,
    Devos to the right!
[17:45] ---
    Where is the foe?
[17:46] ---
    I won't even grant you time to repent.
[17:49] ---
    You deserve to become
    a loser burdened by regrets.
[17:52] ---
    Buddy call to the center!
[17:55] ---
    Overturn Black Death Dragon, Abygale!
[18:01] ---
    Behold!
[18:02] ---
    This is the form I take
    as I guide my Buddy to victory!
[18:07] ---
    Now is the time...
[18:08] ---
    The power of destiny!
[18:10] ---
    A-A-Amazing!
[18:11] ---
    Is he about to use that power, which he can
    only use once during a Buddyfight match?
[18:16] ---
    Overturn Black Death Dragon!
[18:22] ---
    Abygale!
[18:25] ---
    Overturn!
[18:28] ---
    Abygale's Overturn allows me to pay 1 gauge
    and force my opponent's next turn to end.
[18:33] ---
    Gaito has used his power of Overturn
    without Death Count Requiem!
[18:38] ---
    Does not compute.
[18:40] ---
    Devos! Attack the fighter!
[18:44] ---
    I'll slice you in half.
[18:46] ---
    Wind Blade!
[18:48] ---
    Follow him, Abygale.
[18:54] ---
    Take this!
[18:54] ---
    Black wings that fly through the heavens!
[18:57] ---
    Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!
[19:00] ---
    Loss of control! Loss of control!
[19:04] ---
    Gaito Kurouzu's turn is over!
[19:06] ---
    Mini Geargod increases its
    hand cards using the set spell...
[19:09] ---
    But due to Abygale's Overturn,
    its turn is over!
[19:13] ---
    Probability of victory: 99.9%
[19:16] ---
    Mini Geargod's chances of victory went up?
[19:19] ---
    Why is that?
[19:21] ---
    When Gaito uses the power of Overturn to end his
    opponent's turn, he can't attack during his next turn!
[19:28] ---
    On top of that, Gaito has
    zero cards in his hand!
[19:30] ---
    I hate to say it, but he has
    no chance of winning!
[19:33] ---
    If Mini Geargod's numbers are correct...
[19:35] ---
    Gaito has a one in a
    thousand chance of winning.
[19:38] ---
    What?
[19:39] ---
    So in one thousand fights,
    he can only win one?
[19:43] ---
    This is just too awful!
[19:45] ---
    But even so, Gaito...
[19:47] ---
    Won't give up on victory!
[19:50] ---
    Destiny!
[19:51] ---
    Grant me victory!
[19:54] ---
    Draw! Charge...
[19:56] ---
    And!
[19:58] ---
    Draw!
[20:00] ---
    Gaito Kurouzu gives it
    his all as he draws...
[20:02] ---
    But no matter what monster he draws,
    he can't attack during this turn!
[20:07] ---
    Even if I can't attack directly,
    effect damage will still be effective!
[20:11] ---
    The card I drew is the spell Void Slasher.
[20:15] ---
    If my opponent has more than 5 cards
    in the drop zone, it does 1 damage.
[20:19] ---
    If it's more than 10 cards,
    it does 3 damage.
[20:22] ---
    Now, count them!
[20:23] ---
    The cards that fell into your drop zone!
[20:27] ---
    Response to query.
[20:29] ---
    Number of cards in drop zone...
[20:32] ---
    Twelve cards.
[20:34] ---
    Probability of victory: 0%
[20:38] ---
    I cast! Void Slasher!
[20:43] ---
    Your destiny is defeat!
[20:49] ---
    U-U-Unbelievable!
[20:50] ---
    He eliminated the remaining life
    points through effect damage!
[20:55] ---
    Game End!
[20:56] ---
    Winner, Gaito Kurouzu!
[20:58] ---
    With an artificial intelligence as his
    opponent, he still grasped victory!
[21:02] ---
    He did it!
[21:04] ---
    Gaito.
[21:05] ---
    Let me express my gratitude
    once more for your kindness.
[21:09] ---
    Abygale...
[21:11] ---
    Thanks for showing us a good fight!
[21:14] ---
    Wisdom!
[21:15] ---
    Say Master Wisdom, you dummies!
[21:20] ---
    You're so slow-witted.
[21:23] ---
    All of you.
[21:25] ---
    Sakate!
[21:26] ---
    Talking at the press conference, and
    making you fight the Mini Geargods...
[21:31] ---
    It was all me in disguise,
    and you didn't notice at all!
[21:35] ---
    Why didn't I get the
    slightest whiff of your scent?
[21:40] ---
    I was disguising myself as Master Wisdom,
    so I was more careful than usual... you idiot!
[21:47] ---
    You scum!
[21:49] ---
    We battled the Mini Geargods and won.
[21:52] ---
    Sakate Onigashira. Answer us!
[21:54] ---
    Where is Wisdom?
[21:57] ---
    Oh well. If you want to know that badly...
[22:01] ---
    You can look for him on your own!
[22:04] ---
    Why you!
[22:06] ---
    Damn it!
[22:07] ---
    You villain!
[22:09] ---
    Sakate must be hiding nearby!
    We won't let him get away!
[22:14] ---
    Yeah! Everybody!
    We're going after Sakate!
[22:17] ---
    Yeah!
[22:29] ---
    Keisetsu of the Sword Arts.
    You have some business with me?
[22:33] ---
    Master Wisdom.
[22:36] ---
    I wanted to have a chat with you.
[22:41] ---
    This is today's most powerful card!
[22:43] ---
    Mini Geargod Purple!
[22:45] ---
    By placing itself in the drop zone,
    it can destroy the opponent's set cards.
[22:50] ---
    The other Mini Geargods can destroy items and gauge
    cards, so you can mess with your opponent's strategy!
[22:58] ---
    Now, which one is today's
    most powerful card?
[23:07] ---
    The correct answer is,
    the card in the middle!
[24:41] ---
    We've finally found you, Wisdom!
[24:42] ---
    Batzz and I are ready to face
    you in a Buddyfight, anytime!
[24:45] ---
    What? We have to do a
    Demonstration Fight first?
[24:48] ---
    Next episode: Will it reach Keisetsu?
    Kanata's new Impact Shot!
[24:52] ---
    Join us for a Buddyfight!