8 - Goku Arrives! A Last Chance from Beerus Sama?!

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    Don't you wanna dream again?
[00:25] ---
    itsuka togireta
[00:29] ---
    Now it's calling for me
    Go back to the start
[00:29] ---
    yume no tuzuki hajimeyou
[00:35] ---
    Wishing on the starlight
[00:35] ---
    hoshi wo tsunagete
[00:39] ---
    In the sky,
    let's paint a door for tomorrow
[00:39] ---
    sora ni tobira kakeba ii
[00:45] ---
    Just step on the new stage
    Don't be shy
[00:45] ---
    arata na stage wa
[00:50] ---
    Gonna take the challenge of god
[00:50] ---
    kami ni idomu basho
[00:55] ---
    Kyo Let's☆Mo Let's☆Dynamic!
[00:55] ---
    Kyouretsu Mouretsu Dynamic!
[00:57] ---
    Let's! Go! Go! Big panic!
[00:57] ---
    Let's! Go! Go! Dai panic!
[01:00] ---
    I don't care bout limits, no regret
[01:00] ---
    makeru to tsuyoku naru
[01:04] ---
    Make me tougher even though I lose
[01:04] ---
    minohodo shirazu niwa
[01:10] ---
    Nothing' gonna stop me no mo'
    Try me
[01:10] ---
    koukai toka genkai toka nai mon
[01:15] ---
    So Zet's☆Cho Zet's☆Dynamic!
[01:15] ---
    Souzetsu Chouzetsu Dynamic!
[01:17] ---
    Let's Go! Yes! Give a kick!
[01:17] ---
    Let's Go! Yes! Renda kick!
[01:20] ---
    Keep on going
    Power pumpin' up
[01:20] ---
    abisete musya burui
[01:24] ---
    Something greater waiting not so far away
[01:24] ---
    sugee koto ga matterundaze
[01:46] ---
    The God of Destruction Beerus
    went on a furious rampage.
[01:53] ---
    We've had enough!
[02:04] ---
    Bulma, whose birthday party
    had been ruined,
[02:09] ---
    slapped Beerus across the face!
[02:12] ---
    Leave. Right now!
[02:20] ---
    My...
[02:22] ---
    My Bulma...
[02:24] ---
    What do you think you are doing
    to my Bulma?!
[02:31] ---
    Will the enraged Vegeta...
[02:34] ---
    ...be able to stop Beerus?
[02:39] ---
    Damn you, Beerus.
[02:42] ---
    I won't let you get away with this!
[02:49] ---
    GOKU ARRIVES!
    A LAST CHANCE FROM BEERUS SAMA?!
[03:25] ---
    What?
[03:50] ---
    The God of Destruction?
    It's time for you to stop messing around!
[04:18] ---
    I'm going to smash you to pieces!
[04:28] ---
    You damn bastard!
[04:39] ---
    It's so bright!
[05:01] ---
    Was that it? Damn!
[05:14] ---
    What, now? Is this the Super Saiyan God?
[05:18] ---
    No, that isn't it.
[05:21] ---
    You're far too weak
    for me to consider you...
[05:25] ---
    ...a formidable enemy.
[05:30] ---
    Dad, what's wrong?!
[05:32] ---
    But you were winning!
[05:37] ---
    This is delicious!
[05:39] ---
    Could you add this to
    our takeout, as well?
[05:46] ---
    It's been quite a while...
[05:49] ---
    ...since I've used ten percent
    of my true strength.
[05:58] ---
    I have to say, I had a bit more fun with
    that Saiyan on the North Kai's planet.
[06:04] ---
    Vegeta!
[06:08] ---
    Dad!
[06:09] ---
    Vegeta, pull yourself together!
[06:12] ---
    It's all over...
    The Earth will be destroyed!
[06:24] ---
    Now I'm going to destroy the Earth.
[06:39] ---
    Well, that's what I was thinking.
[06:42] ---
    But maybe it would be a waste
    to do that.
[06:45] ---
    The food on this planet Earth
    was indeed superb...
[06:51] ---
    ...in comparison to other planets'.
[06:54] ---
    What?
[06:57] ---
    I know, right?
    It would be a waste to destroy us!
[07:00] ---
    There's so many other
    delicious foods to try, too!
[07:04] ---
    What?!
    There's a lot more to try?!
[07:06] ---
    Exactly!
    You've only tasted a tiny part of it.
[07:10] ---
    So, could you give up on
    destroying the Earth?
[07:15] ---
    I see...
[07:18] ---
    All right.
    I'll give you another chance.
[07:21] ---
    What do you mean by another chance?
[07:24] ---
    One, two. One, two. One, two.
[07:28] ---
    One, two. One, two.
[07:31] ---
    Can't you guys row any faster?
[07:35] ---
    We can't row any faster than this.
[07:37] ---
    He's right, Pilaf sama!
[07:39] ---
    Do you think you can switch
    positions with us any time soon?
[07:42] ---
    Stop complaining!
[07:44] ---
    "Stop complaining"?
    That's easy for you to say... Right?
[07:52] ---
    It was such a shame to
    waste that delicious food.
[07:55] ---
    Hey, what are you talking...
[08:01] ---
    Don't tell me, you guys...?!
[08:03] ---
    Did you forget all of
    the leftovers we packed?!
[08:08] ---
    That's because you were rushing us,
    Pilaf sama.
[08:11] ---
    We had to break-out in a hurry...
[08:13] ---
    ...and barely managed to find this boat
    in the trash disposal area.
[08:17] ---
    That has nothing to do with it!
[08:19] ---
    How could you forget
    such delicious food?
[08:23] ---
    You're both just a couple of
    useless subordinates!
[08:28] ---
    Let's go back to that ship, Pilaf sama.
[08:31] ---
    The Dragon Balls are on it
    just like you said, Pilaf sama.
[08:35] ---
    Wait, wait wait!
    You don't even believe that, do you?!
[08:38] ---
    Even if they aren't, I bet
    they have lots of treasure.
[08:42] ---
    That has nothing to do with it!
[08:44] ---
    Enough of your babbling about nonsense!
[08:49] ---
    Do you wanna get dragged into a fight
    between monsters and end up being killed?!
[09:11] ---
    You, the pink pig hiding over there.
[09:15] ---
    Take a step forward, please.
[09:20] ---
    What?!
[09:21] ---
    M-Me?!
[09:23] ---
    You're the only pink pig here,
    aren't you?
[09:26] ---
    Why me?!
[09:30] ---
    H-hey, g-g-g-guys!
[09:32] ---
    Are you of the same species
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    of that pig who wouldn't
    share his pudding with me?
[09:41] ---
    N-No way! You're mistaken!
[09:43] ---
    It's just a coincidence that
    we're both pink and fat...
[09:47] ---
    I shall give you a chance.
[09:50] ---
    A chance?
[09:51] ---
    Yes, a chance.
[09:53] ---
    You should at least be able to
    play rock-paper-scissors.
[09:56] ---
    Rock-paper-scissors?
    Just normal rock-paper-scissors?
[09:59] ---
    Yes, that's the one.
[10:02] ---
    Don't tell me...
[10:05] ---
    If this pink pig wins against me,
    I'll just leave and go home.
[10:11] ---
    If I beat you, you'll go home?
[10:14] ---
    However...
[10:14] ---
    H-However?
[10:17] ---
    If I win, I will destroy the Earth.
[10:24] ---
    Now, I'm saying that my benevolent self
    is bestowing upon you a chance.
[10:28] ---
    Let's begin, before I change my mind.
[10:31] ---
    Please wake me up if this is a dream.
[10:34] ---
    It's fine if you don't want to.
[10:36] ---
    I'll just destroy Earth right now.
[10:39] ---
    You can do it, Oolong!
[10:41] ---
    Oolong san, this is all-or-nothing!
    We have no choice!
[10:45] ---
    Yeah, yeah!
[10:46] ---
    Seriously?
[10:47] ---
    In the history of Earth, this is the most
    important game of rock-paper-scissors!
[10:51] ---
    Don't put any more pressure on me.
[10:53] ---
    Holding the fate of Earth in my hands
    is too great a burden!
[10:57] ---
    Hurry it up!
    I don't like to be kept waiting!
[11:01] ---
    F-f-fine! But don't blame me if I lose,
    and the Earth ends up getting destroyed.
[11:06] ---
    Well, shall we begin?
[11:46] ---
    All right. Let's do this.
[11:50] ---
    Okay. Bring it!
[12:09] ---
    Next, may I try this "conger eel" stuff?
[12:14] ---
    Start with a fist!
    Rock, paper,
[12:17] ---
    scissors!
[12:51] ---
    It's a draw!
[12:56] ---
    Th-That was close!
[13:04] ---
    The God of Destruction...
[13:06] ---
    ...and a pig are in a draw?
[13:09] ---
    You made that move late, didn't you?
[13:11] ---
    I-I-I did no such thing!
[13:14] ---
    How suspicious.
[13:16] ---
    First of all, if I moved late,
    how would it make sense to throw a draw?!
[13:21] ---
    That's true indeed.
[13:27] ---
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
    Here is your takeout order.
[13:29] ---
    SUSHI
[13:32] ---
    Thank you.
[13:33] ---
    I am beyond satisfied by your service.
[13:36] ---
    I hope you'll come again!
[13:40] ---
    "Again"?
[13:42] ---
    We'll see about that.
[13:45] ---
    I'd say there's a 50/50 chance
    of that happening.
[13:50] ---
    All right. Let's go another round!
[13:56] ---
    Start with a fist!
[13:57] ---
    Rock, paper, scissors!
[14:07] ---
    I can't watch this anymore!
[14:10] ---
    Peek.
[14:11] ---
    You're stubborn, aren't you?
[14:14] ---
    Right back at you! Jeez...
[14:17] ---
    This is getting annoying.
[14:19] ---
    This is bad.
[14:21] ---
    Regardless of what's thrown,
    the Earth may end up being destroyed.
[14:30] ---
    Oooolong!
[14:32] ---
    If you win, I'll give you
    anything you like!
[14:51] ---
    I should use that.
[14:52] ---
    W-what do you mean by "that"?!
[15:13] ---
    Okay. I've decided.
[15:14] ---
    Then I'm doing it too!
[15:25] ---
    Yes, I can see everything!
[15:29] ---
    These two are really old-school...
[15:32] ---
    Surprisingly, yeah.
[15:35] ---
    Start with a fist!
    Rock, paper, scissors!
[15:57] ---
    H-He lost!
[16:00] ---
    You idiot! Why did you throw
    the same move three times?!
[16:04] ---
    They say the third time's the charm!
[16:06] ---
    They also say the dummy
    who knows little soon repeats it!
[16:10] ---
    Who's the dummy?!
    Are you saying you would have beat him?!
[16:13] ---
    Why don't you use your head a bit,
    you dummy?!
[16:16] ---
    Calm down!
[16:33] ---
    Beerus sama.
[16:35] ---
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[16:38] ---
    Whis, don't you think
    you're being a bit too greedy?
[16:44] ---
    By the way, these have a short shelf life,
    so let's go home quickly.
[16:48] ---
    Sure.
[16:59] ---
    Hey, Piccolo.
[17:01] ---
    Even if I help and we all attack together,
[17:02] ---
    we'd still be no match for him, would we?
[17:06] ---
    No. It'd be pointless to even try.
[17:47] ---
    Ladies and gentlemen of the Earth.
[17:49] ---
    Farewell, eternally.
[17:54] ---
    Wait!!
[18:19] ---
    Son kun!
[18:20] ---
    Kakarot!
[18:29] ---
    Goku!
[18:30] ---
    Goku!
[18:31] ---
    Father!
[18:32] ---
    Dad!
[18:34] ---
    So, you finally showed up.
[18:36] ---
    You always show up
    at the last possible second.
[18:39] ---
    Bulma, happy birthday!
[18:42] ---
    This is not the time to be saying that!
[18:45] ---
    Sorry, I forgot to bring a present.
[18:49] ---
    By the way, how old are you?
[18:52] ---
    There's bigger things to worry about
    right now than my age!
[18:56] ---
    Don't get so mad at me.
[18:58] ---
    You again?
[19:00] ---
    What is it? Have you identified
    who the Super Saiyan God is?
[19:06] ---
    I have no idea about that...
[19:09] ---
    But please, don't destroy this planet.
[19:12] ---
    No way.
    I won that game of rock-paper-scissors.
[19:16] ---
    Beerus sama,
[19:17] ---
    are you going to decide the fate of
    the Earth over something like that?
[19:21] ---
    Well, are you offering yourself up
    for a rematch?
[19:26] ---
    Man, what a pickle.
[19:27] ---
    Honestly, I can't see any possible way
    I could defeat Beerus sama.
[19:33] ---
    Beerus sama, will you let me
    take a risk and try something?
[19:37] ---
    What are you going to try?
[19:39] ---
    That Super Saiyan God...
[19:41] ---
    I ain't sure,
    but I just might be able to find him.
[19:46] ---
    So give me just a little while.
    Just a little.
[19:49] ---
    That should be fine, right?
[19:58] ---
    Just a bit!
[20:04] ---
    Fine, but only for a bit.
[20:09] ---
    Thank you, Beerus sama!
[20:12] ---
    Kakarot! What are you planning to do?
[20:16] ---
    I'm going to borrow Shenron's power!
[20:18] ---
    Beerus sama.
[20:19] ---
    Haven't you given up on
    finding the Super Saiyan God?
[20:24] ---
    I woke up after only 39 years...
[20:26] ---
    ...just so I could meet
    the Super Saiyan God.
[20:29] ---
    Yes, this is true.
[20:31] ---
    However, this really is their last chance.
[20:35] ---
    If they fail then the Earth, no,
[20:39] ---
    this entire solar system
    will be destroyed.
[20:41] ---
    Let me use the Dragon Balls, Bulma.
[20:44] ---
    What?!
[20:45] ---
    Goten, Trunks.
[20:47] ---
    The Dragon Balls are here
    for the bingo grand prize, right?
[20:51] ---
    They are!
[20:52] ---
    Yup, all seven Dragon Balls are
    hidden on this ship!
[20:52] ---
    GRAND PRIZE: SECRET
[20:57] ---
    Trunks! You didn't happen to...
[21:01] ---
    Me and Goten peeked!
[21:04] ---
    I'm sorry, Bulma san.
[21:05] ---
    For goodness sake, you two!
[21:08] ---
    Hey, you!
    How long have you been watching us?
[21:13] ---
    Don't laugh this off!
[21:15] ---
    Let's worry about
    the small stuff later, Vegeta.
[21:18] ---
    Hey, Bulma.
    I'm gonna use the Dragon Balls.
[21:22] ---
    If it's to beat
    that big idiot who hit me...
[21:26] ---
    ...you can use them as much as you want!
[21:27] ---
    You can't call him a big idiot!
[21:30] ---
    He's Beerus sama,
[21:32] ---
    the God of Destruction,
    and the strongest being in the universe.
[21:35] ---
    The strongest being in the universe...
    the God of Destruction?
[21:58] ---
    karahuru na randoseru
    shou kodomotachi kakete yuku
[21:58] ---
    Kids carrying backpacks in various color
    pass me by
[22:07] ---
    osanaki hi no boku nara
[22:07] ---
    Which color would I have chosen
    in my childhood,
[22:11] ---
    naniiro erabi doko e mukau?
[22:11] ---
    And where would I have run to?
[22:17] ---
    hello hello hello
[22:17] ---
    Hello Hello Hello
[22:21] ---
    ima no boku wa dou miete masuka?
[22:21] ---
    What do I look like now?
[22:26] ---
    hello hello hello
[22:26] ---
    Hello Hello Hello
[22:30] ---
    hokoreru senaka wo shite imasuka?
[22:30] ---
    Do I look proud?
[22:35] ---
    icchomae ni sippai kurikaeshi
[22:35] ---
    I keep messing up, but
[22:38] ---
    sore wo bane ni tobu toki wo matteiruyo
[22:38] ---
    I’m waiting for a moment to shine
[22:43] ---
    anohi no bokuate no uta
[22:43] ---
    This is an anthem for my youth
[22:53] ---
    Hey it's me, Goku!
[22:55] ---
    I'm beggin' you, Shenron!
[22:56] ---
    Hurry up and summon up one of
    these Super Saiyan Gods, and...
[22:59] ---
    Eh?! You can't?!
[23:01] ---
    Beerus sama is glaring at us,
    and Shenron is shaking with fear...
[23:04] ---
    Shoot! This is our last shot,
    but what're we gonna do?!
[23:10] ---
    Next on Dragon Ball Super
[23:12] ---
    "SORRY FOR THE WAIT, BEERUS SAMA.
    THE SUPER SAIYAN GOD IS FINALLY BORN!"
[23:16] ---
    Don't miss it!
[23:17] ---
    
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