28 - The God of Destruction from Universe 6 - His Name Is Champa

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    Don't you wanna dream again?
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    itsuka togireta
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    Now it's calling for me
    Go back to the start
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    yume no tuzuki hajimeyou
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    Wishing on the starlight
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    hoshi wo tsunagete
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    In the sky,
    let's paint a door for tomorrow
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    sora ni tobira kakeba ii
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    Just step on the new stage
    Don't be shy
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    arata na stage wa
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    Gonna take the challenge of god
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    kami ni idomu basho
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    Kyo Let'sMo Let'sDynamic!
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    Kyouretsu Mouretsu Dynamic!
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    Let's! Go! Go! Big panic!
[00:57] ---
    Let's! Go! Go! Dai panic!
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    I don't care bout limits, no regret
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    makeru to tsuyoku naru
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    Make me tougher even though I lose
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    minohodo shirazu niwa
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    Nothing' gonna stop me no mo'
    Try me
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    koukai toka genkai toka nai mon
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    So Zet'sCho Zet'sDynamic!
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    Souzetsu Chouzetsu Dynamic!
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    Let's Go! Yes! Give a kick!
[01:17] ---
    Let's Go! Yes! Renda kick!
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    Keep on going
    Power pumpin' up
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    abisete musya burui
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    Something greater waiting not so far away
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    sugee koto ga matterundaze
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    The long and painful battle against
    Golden Frieza has finally come to an end.
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    CURSES!
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    Thus, peace was restored to Earth.
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    The meal after a battle is sure great!
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     Goku and the others don't know it yet...
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    ...
    but a new adventure
    was just around the corner.
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    THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION FROM UNIVERSE 6
    HIS NAME IS CHAMPA
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    This tea that I received from Bulma san...
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    ... it tastes wonderful!
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    49,995...
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    49,996...
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    49,997...
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    49,998...
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    What's the matter, Vegeta!
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    Dammit...!
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    49,999!
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    50,000!
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    I-It's only a darn suit...
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    How can it be more powerful than the...
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    ...artificial gravity of
    Bulma's new training room.
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    Curse this thing!
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    That'll do.
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    It seems you two can move quite well
    inside those suits now.
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    What's happening?
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    My, don't they always
    come unannounced.
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    Huh? You're sayin' people did that?
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    How many times have I told you
    not to make noise while I'm napping!
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    Does he think we did that?
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    S-Seems like it...
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    W-Wait!
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    There'll be more!
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    My, my...
    It's gotten quite noisy.
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    We gotta hide,
    or else we're really gonna die!
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    We could have landed somewhere
    closer, and more elegantly.
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    Well, the main character needs
    to make a grand entrance.
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    He's in a panic.
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    Beerus! I hope you're trembling
    as you wait for me!
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    You're overweight.
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    Shut up!
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    Come on... If you don't walk faster,
    we won't ever get there.
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    You really should cut back
    on sweet drinks.
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    I've walked a ton!
    That cancels out the calories!
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    No.
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    You'll have to skip dinner and
    breakfast tomorrow to do that.
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    Grr!
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    Spare me the details!
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    Why don't we give him a flashy knock?
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    Take...
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    ...this?!
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    W-What... What the...!!
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    Hey!
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    Goku! Vegeta!
    Where are you hiding?!
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    Hey!
    Beerus!!
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    There you are!!
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    What the...
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    ...heck are you doing?!
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    Hey!
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    That's...
    ENOUGH!!!
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    What was that?!
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    Is that Beerus sama's new attack?!
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    Thanks for the warm welcome, Beerus.
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    You...
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    Who are you?
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    Champa sama.
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    It's me! Champa!
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    Oh, it's you, Champa.
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    So, what is it?
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    "What is it"?!
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    You almost hurt me!
    Blastin' outta nowhere!
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    I almost died back there!
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    I wish you had.
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    What! Why you little...!
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    How rude to a guest!
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    You are not a guest.
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    What?!
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    I didn't even notice that it was you!
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    Don't act so tough!
    You know you were scared!
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    Who is this guy?
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    Who are those two?
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    Are they your students?
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    Well, something of the sort.
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    Though they're still novices who
    can barely do 50,000 push-ups.
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    Hmm.
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    He looks like Beerus sama.
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    Yeah, fatter, but identical!
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    Hey, who are you?
    Ya look like a fat Beerus sama.
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    Now, don't be rude.
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    This is Beerus sama's
    twin brother, Champa sama.
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    Twins? Really?!
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    Be careful of what you say.
    He is a God of Destruction.
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    God of Destruction?!
    There were two of them?!
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    Not of this universe.
    The God of Destruction of Universe 6.
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    Universe 6...?
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    Hey, you stronger than Beerus sama?
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    You shouldn't ask such questions.
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    It should be obvious
    from his physique.
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    Hey! Vados!!
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    So, Champa, what do ya want?
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    If it's something stupid, I'll smash you.
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    You wanna know?
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    I came to give you a taste of
    absolute despair.
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    What? The vibe here totally changed.
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    Hey, Vados. Bring them.
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    Yes, right away.
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    But they're just eggs!
[11:16] ---
    They're not just any eggs.
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    They're the boiled eggs of the
    newly discovered Don Don Birds.
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    Their delicious taste
    will leave you speechless.
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    They're also nutritious!
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    I'll give you some too.
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    Here, try them.
[11:35] ---
    - Whoa!
    - Whoa!
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    Just as it looks, it
    tastes like an ordinary egg...
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    Delish!
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    How's that!
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    I knew Universe 6 was more of
    a tasty heaven than yours!
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    Hey, Whis!
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    Bring it.
[12:08] ---
    Yes, right away.
[12:15] ---
    What's this?
[12:17] ---
    Maybe we should season it
    with sand from this hourglass?
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    Looks awful!
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    Now, eat up!
[12:29] ---
    Alright!
[12:45] ---
    My... this is...
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    How is it?
[13:07] ---
    Okay, I guess...
[13:09] ---
    Then why did you finish the soup?
[13:14] ---
    How can just adding hot water
    make it taste so good?
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    What is this food?!
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    Cup ramen.
[13:23] ---
    Cup ramen?
    Where did you get this?
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    A planet called Earth.
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    Earth...?
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    That's not all.
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    Earth has more delicious foods
    than you could count!
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    Vados!
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    We must have an Earth in
    Universe 6 too! Find it!
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    Yes, right away.
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    What are they talking about?
    What is this Universe 6...?
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    Oh, you don't know?
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    Space is made up of 12 universes.
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    The one we are in is Universe 7.
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    Universe 7?
    Never heard that before.
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    This is Universe 7, and Champa sama
    has come from Universe 6.
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    The two universes are nearly identical,
    almost like twins.
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    Things usually have opposites --
    a front and a back.
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    For example,
    Universe 1 and Universe 12...
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    Universe 2 and Universe 11...
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    The universes whose numbers
    add up to 13 are pairs.
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    I-I never knew...
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    I don't get it.
    Could ya explain it again?
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    I'll tell you later!
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    No... further down, Older Sister.
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    Ah, right there.
    It should be in that galaxy...
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    It's near the outskirts.
    Yes, there it is.
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    The third planet in that solar system.
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    Did ya hear that, Vegeta?
    "Older Sister"!
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    She's fully guarded herself.
    She must be as skilled as Whis.
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    Wow, there must be tons of folks
    out there stronger than we are!
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    Why're you so happy about that?
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    This one!
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    Nah, this ain't Earth!
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    That's odd.
    Can we look at its history?
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    I see.
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    It looks like Universe 6's Earth...
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    ...had a stupid war that
    drove humankind to its extinction.
[15:38] ---
    What?!
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    That's too bad, Champa.
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    Guess you don't have any
    more Earthlings over there...
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    ...to make super-yummy food!
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    Well, our Earth has had
    some close calls, too.
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    Even Vegeta tried to do it once!
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    Don't bring up the past!
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    What was that for, Vegeta?
    Be careful!
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    Beerus!
    Let's have a match!
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    A match?
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    What kind of match?
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    A martial arts match, and if I win
    we exchange our Earths!
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    What? You against me?
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    I wasn't finished! Listen!
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    Look at you, you flabby thing!
[16:41] ---
    Shut your trap, toothpick!
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    We're twins...
    and both Gods of Destruction...
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    Yet why can't we ever get along...?
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    H-Hey...
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    This doesn't look good...
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    Hey! Wait, Vegeta!
[17:47] ---
    W-Wow...!
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    Hey! Kakarot!
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    - Hold it right there!
    - Hold it right there!
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    Why did you stop us?
[18:17] ---
    Yeah! That was rude.
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    Two Gods of Destruction
    must never fight each other.
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    You should know that would mean the
    annihilation of Universe 6 and 7.
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    So horrid, and so blunt!
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    You're the one who
    suggested a martial arts match.
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    Apologize!
[18:38] ---
    You're the one who
    wouldn't let me finish talking!
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    I didn't mean we should fight.
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    The match should be between humans
    selected from each of our universes.
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    Let's see...
    How about a 5-on-5 team match?
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    First, we'll each put in
    one member to fight...
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    ...and whoever wins gets to fight
    the next opponent.
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    Then the side that defeats
    the other team's captain wins!
[19:04] ---
    What a dumb idea!
    I'd gain nothing from it.
[19:10] ---
    First of all, how can
    we even switch Earths?
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    It's not even possible.
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    Yes it is!
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    See, I've got these Wish Orbs
    I've been collecting.
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    Champa sama!
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    Shut up!
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    They're mysterious orbs that'll
    grant any wish.
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    So of course, that includes
    switching Earths.
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    Now I have six orbs.
    One more and I'll have them all.
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    If your Universe 7 wins,
    I'll give you all six orbs.
[19:42] ---
    Vegeta! Sound like
    Dragon Balls, right?
[19:46] ---
    Yeah...
[19:47] ---
    Too bad, but it looks like we
    already have those in our universe!
[19:52] ---
    Dragon Balls?
[19:54] ---
    Could those be the ones
    made by the Namekians?
[19:58] ---
    Is that true?
[19:59] ---
    Yeah...
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    I knew it.
[20:02] ---
    They're just like Universe 6's...
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    ...but they were carved out of fragments
    of a big Wish Orb by Namekians long ago.
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    Their power to grant wishes is limited.
[20:14] ---
    The real Wish Orbs are huge --
    as big as planets!
[20:18] ---
    And they'll grant any wish!
[20:21] ---
    To use your universe's words,
    you could call them "Super Dragon Balls"!
[20:27] ---
    How's that? Mine are better!
[20:29] ---
    You super-jealous?!
    You super-want them, huh?!
[20:33] ---
    But you need seven to make
    them worthwhile, and you have six.
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    There's no telling how long
    It'll take to find the last one.
[20:42] ---
    Why would I want...
[20:45] ---
    Bulma will find it right away!
[20:47] ---
    What?
[20:48] ---
    That's true! She could whip up
    a radar to find Super Dragon Balls...
[20:54] ---
    But...
[20:56] ---
    I just hope nothing bad happens...
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    Beerus sama, let's do it! Please!
[21:02] ---
    You want to enter the match...?
[21:04] ---
    Of course!!
[21:06] ---
    A match with the strong guys of
    a different universe! Gee, I can't wait!
[21:11] ---
    And you, Vegeta?
[21:14] ---
    A martial arts match...
[21:16] ---
    Training is important...
[21:17] ---
    ...but sharpening skills in real battles
    is the way to master them.
[21:25] ---
    Yes, let me!
[21:30] ---
    Fine! Bring it on then!
[21:37] ---
    Alright! It's settled!
[21:39] ---
    My!
[21:47] ---
    Alrighty!!
[22:00] ---
    Say goodbye
[22:00] ---
    sayounara anata
[22:03] ---
    Our paths diverge
[22:03] ---
    usubeni no sora no shita
[22:06] ---
    Beneath the twilight sky
[22:06] ---
    watashi wa migi anata wa hidarini
[22:11] ---
    "I love you. I'll never forget you"
[22:11] ---
    "daisuki yo anata wo wasurenai"
[22:15] ---
    Words die in my heart
    before coming out of the mouth
[22:15] ---
    kotoba wa deru maeni
    kokoro de shinjau kedo
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    The petals rain down on between the two
[22:21] ---
    futari wo fusagu hanabira no ame
[22:26] ---
    The melody echoes in the air
[22:26] ---
    hirari narihibiku melody
[22:31] ---
    I wish you would be dyed
[22:31] ---
    semete anata ga kakureru kurai
[22:37] ---
    And concealed within the twilight
[22:37] ---
    usubeni somare somare
[22:42] ---
    I say goodbye as you fade away
[22:42] ---
    sayounara somare somare
[22:52] ---
    Hey it's me, Goku!
[22:53] ---
    I've fought a lot of strong guys
    up 'til now, but...
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    ...I sure like fighting in a match the most!
[23:00] ---
     The members are... huh?!
    There's a guy stronger than me?!
[23:05] ---
    Beerus sama!
    Who is this guy...?
[23:09] ---
    Next on Dragon Ball Super
[23:11] ---
    "THE MARTIAL ARTS MATCH HAS BEEN DECIDED!
    THE TEAM CAPTAIN IS STRONGER THAN GOKU"
[23:17] ---
    Don't miss it!
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