70 - Champa's Challenge! This Time We Fight With Baseball!

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[00:25] ---
    itsuka togireta
[00:25] ---
    Don't you wanna dream again?
[00:29] ---
    yume no tuzuki hajimeyou
[00:29] ---
    Now it's calling for me
    Go back to the start
[00:35] ---
    hoshi wo tsunagete
[00:35] ---
    Wishing on the starlight
[00:39] ---
    sora ni tobira kakeba ii
[00:39] ---
    In the sky,
    let's paint a door for tomorrow
[00:45] ---
    arata na stage wa
[00:45] ---
    Just step on the new stage
    Don't be shy
[00:50] ---
    kami ni idomu basho
[00:50] ---
    Gonna take the challenge of god
[00:55] ---
    Kyouretsu Mouretsu Dynamic!
[00:55] ---
    Kyo Let's☆Mo Let's☆Dynamic!
[00:57] ---
    Let's! Go! Go! Dai panic!
[00:57] ---
    Let's! Go! Go! Big panic!
[01:00] ---
    makeru to tsuyoku naru
[01:00] ---
    I don't care bout limits, no regret
[01:04] ---
    minohodo shirazu niwa
[01:04] ---
    Make me tougher even though I lose
[01:10] ---
    koukai toka genkai toka nai mon
[01:10] ---
    Nothing' gonna stop me no mo'
    Try me
[01:15] ---
    Souzetsu Chouzetsu Dynamic!
[01:15] ---
    So Zet's☆Cho Zet's☆Dynamic!
[01:17] ---
    Let's Go! Yes! Renda kick!
[01:17] ---
    Let's Go! Yes! Give a kick!
[01:20] ---
    abisete musya burui
[01:20] ---
    Keep on going
    Power pumpin' up
[01:24] ---
    sugee koto ga matterundaze
[01:24] ---
    Something greater waiting not so far away
[01:42] ---
    Baseball, you say?
[01:46] ---
    Yeah. I thought sports might be a way
    to cultivate the friendship...
[01:51] ---
    ...between Universe 6 and Universe 7.
[01:55] ---
    Let's work up a good sweat!
[01:59] ---
    To cultivate the friendship, huh?
[02:03] ---
    Beerus sama, I think cultivating
    friendship through sports...
[02:07] ---
    ...is a wonderful idea.
[02:09] ---
    Really?
[02:11] ---
    So, where are we supposed to do that
    baseball sport thing?
[02:15] ---
    Seeing as I brought it up...
[02:20] ---
    It's only fair that we go to your Earth.
[02:24] ---
    I won't lose.
[02:26] ---
    I'm looking forward to it.
[02:32] ---
    Beerus is such a chump!
[02:35] ---
    Please don't laugh so vulgarly.
[02:37] ---
    Beerus fell for it
    hook, line, and sinker!
[02:41] ---
    My aim is to go to Universe 7
    and steal delicious food!
[02:46] ---
    I don't care about running around
    playing sports!
[02:50] ---
    I'll let someone else play!
[02:53] ---
    You don't care?
[02:56] ---
    You really don't care?
[03:00] ---
    After sports, we praise
    each other's good work and feast.
[03:05] ---
    It's a perfect plan, no?
[03:06] ---
    Yes, but the right amount of
    exercise through sports...
[03:11] ---
    ...can make a meal even tastier.
[03:14] ---
    So much that it becomes heavenly.
[03:19] ---
    That said, are you really, really
    sure you don't care?
[03:24] ---
    Gulp...
[03:25] ---
    Vados, what kind of sport
    is that baseball thing again?
[03:30] ---
    As it is known, baseball is...
[03:35] ---
    CHAMPA'S CHALLENGE!
    THIS TIME WE FIGHT WITH BASEBALL!
[03:50] ---
    The weather is certainly nice.
[03:53] ---
    Yes it is.
[03:55] ---
    Given the number of players,
    I'm the coach.
[03:58] ---
    I'll let them have an advantage,
[04:01] ---
    but friendship match or baseball
    makes no difference. Win!
[04:05] ---
    Got it?!
[04:06] ---
    Yeah.
[04:07] ---
    Huh?
[04:08] ---
    With me as the captain, we're sure to win!
[04:12] ---
    You didn't invite Tien or Chiaotzu?
[04:15] ---
    I left them behind.
[04:18] ---
    I don't think they could keep up
    with this fight.
[04:24] ---
    Let's work up a good sweat!
[04:26] ---
    Yeah!
[04:29] ---
    Okay! Everyone gather around.
[04:42] ---
    Huh?
[04:43] ---
    Isn't Hit joinin' us?
[04:46] ---
    Getting in touch with him is
    a pain in the butt.
[04:49] ---
    Oh. That's a shame.
[04:52] ---
    So, Vegeta and Goten,
    why're you on that team?
[04:57] ---
    To even the number of players.
[04:59] ---
    Kakarot, don't think you can beat me
    even at sports!
[05:06] ---
    Trunks kun, it's on!
[05:09] ---
    I won't lose, Goten!
[05:11] ---
    And now, let the friendship match between
    Universe 6 and Universe 7 begin.
[05:17] ---
    Note that as a friendship match,
    all forms of destruction are forbidden.
[05:22] ---
    Please show good sportsmanship
    and play together peacefully.
[05:27] ---
    Both teams, bow!
[05:29] ---
    Good luck!
[05:31] ---
    Okay, everyone! Follow me!
[05:36] ---
    Come on! Hurry up!
[05:38] ---
    Yamcha seems really pumped.
[05:41] ---
    Snack time!
[05:44] ---
    Is he really okay as the captain?
[05:47] ---
    Don't worry about it!
[05:48] ---
    That's right.
    Baseball's the one thing he's good at.
[05:52] ---
    Okay, Piccolo!
    Throw it towards my chest!
[05:57] ---
    Nice ball!
[06:00] ---
    Rather, I'm not sure
    anyone else understands baseball...
[06:05] ---
    I can't throw a ball like this...
[06:10] ---
    Gohan kun, good luck!
[06:12] ---
    Goku, do your best!
[06:15] ---
    Krillin, show your best moves!
[06:17] ---
    Everyone, a delicious feast is
    waiting for you after the game!
[06:23] ---
    Proper exercise before
    a feast is essential.
[06:29] ---
    Dad!
[06:31] ---
    No matter what, it's always really
    excitin' right before a fight.
[06:35] ---
    I know.
[06:37] ---
    By the way, how do you play baseball?
[06:39] ---
    I'm not too sure.
[06:41] ---
    Oh.
[06:42] ---
    For now, if you just throw that ball
    towards me here,
[06:47] ---
    the rest should work out.
[06:49] ---
    Right. Leave it to me, Gohan!
[06:51] ---
    Okay!
[06:53] ---
    Play ball!
[07:02] ---
    Hold on a sec.
[07:12] ---
    Hey, Goku! Don't let Champa hit one!
[07:16] ---
    Give it all you've got!
[07:17] ---
    All I've got?
[07:19] ---
    All you've got!
[07:21] ---
    Okay, in that case...
[07:28] ---
    Come on!
[07:29] ---
    Do it!
[07:30] ---
    Beerus sama, this is a friendship match.
    You don't need to get worked up.
[07:35] ---
    A fight's a fight! I'm in it to win it!
[07:44] ---
    D-Dad!
[08:07] ---
    Strike!
[08:09] ---
    A-A strike?!
[08:11] ---
    Yes. Right down the middle.
[08:13] ---
    This is a true vanishing ball...
[08:21] ---
    Dammit! Goku's going too far!
[08:25] ---
    Ow, ow, ow... I almost got vaporized.
[08:30] ---
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[08:32] ---
    You're pretty tough, aren't you?
[08:41] ---
    How's that?
[08:43] ---
    Goku san, I said this is a friendship
    match and destruction is not allowed.
[08:48] ---
    Destroy the field again
    and I'll have you thrown out.
[08:52] ---
    Thrown out?!
[08:54] ---
    That's no good! We're changing pitchers!
[08:57] ---
    Goku, back off!
[08:58] ---
    You cannot change pitchers.
[09:00] ---
    What?!
[09:01] ---
    The starting pitcher cannot be changed
    until they pitch at least one batter.
[09:09] ---
    Goku, throw lightly next time. Lightly.
[09:12] ---
    O-Okay. Got it.
[09:17] ---
    Lightly this time...
[09:22] ---
    What?!
[09:25] ---
    It's too slow this time...
[09:39] ---
    A fly!
[09:40] ---
    Wait up!
[09:50] ---
    Choo-po.
[09:52] ---
    Bzzzzz... Stop!
[10:05] ---
    It's too damn slow!
[10:12] ---
    Oh man... He hit it.
[10:16] ---
    Dad, that was a foul.
[10:18] ---
    What's a foul?
[10:20] ---
    Strike two!
[10:21] ---
    Huh?
[10:22] ---
    Goku, throw harder!
    Then it'll be a strikeout!
[10:27] ---
    What?
[10:28] ---
    Man, what am I supposed to do?
[10:33] ---
    This time I'll throw it just right.
[10:38] ---
    Here goes!
[10:40] ---
    I got this!
[10:44] ---
    Aw man...
[10:47] ---
    What a huge home run!
    I really am the best!
[10:52] ---
    Hah!
[10:54] ---
    I got it! I got it!
[10:57] ---
    I did it!
[11:01] ---
    Out!
[11:02] ---
    What?!
[11:04] ---
    Nice job, Trunks!
[11:06] ---
    Just what I'd expect!
[11:10] ---
    Dammit!
[11:15] ---
    That has to be cheating!
[11:17] ---
    Unfortunately, the rulebook doesn't say
    you can't use energy to knock down a ball.
[11:24] ---
    That's nuts!
[11:26] ---
    How'd you like that?!
[11:28] ---
    W-Why you...!
[11:33] ---
    I don't get it, but thank gosh!
[11:36] ---
    Goku.
[11:38] ---
    Normally that should have been a home run.
[11:40] ---
    Let me pitch next.
[11:44] ---
    I'll show you what real pitching is.
[11:52] ---
    I'll knock it to pieces!
[11:58] ---
    Baseball is...
[12:00] ---
    ...played like this!
[12:05] ---
    Wolf Fang Pitching Fist!
[12:22] ---
    What?!
[12:23] ---
    Strike!
[12:28] ---
    This is a combination of the
    Wolf Fang Fist and Spirit Ball Attack.
[12:32] ---
    It's my new killer technique!
[12:37] ---
    That's our Yamcha sama!
[12:39] ---
    He's no longer a martial artist.
[12:42] ---
    I'm far from done!
[12:44] ---
    Strike two!
[12:49] ---
    Strike! Batter out!
[12:52] ---
    That was fast!
[12:53] ---
    One more to go.
[12:55] ---
    Aww...
[12:56] ---
    Pitch me a good one.
[13:00] ---
    Master, please watch me.
    This is my moment!
[13:11] ---
    Batter out! Three outs! Change!
[13:15] ---
    How's that?
    You can't do anything, can you?
[13:17] ---
    You're so cool, Yamcha sama!
[13:20] ---
    Not bad at all.
[13:22] ---
    So cool!
[13:23] ---
    I never knew you had this talent!
[13:26] ---
    You've changed my opinion of you, Yamcha.
[13:31] ---
    It's nothing! Thank you, thank you!
[13:34] ---
    Then again, I guess
    it's not exactly nothing.
[13:53] ---
    Bottom of the first, begin!
[13:56] ---
    I've more or less figured baseball out.
[14:06] ---
    Get lost before I smash this.
[14:10] ---
    Both of you, good luck!
[14:17] ---
    I won't lose to you at baseball!
[14:19] ---
    Don't get cocky!
[14:28] ---
    Hit-by-pitch!
[14:30] ---
    Yamcha sama!
[14:32] ---
    What are you doing, Vegeta?!
[14:34] ---
    What are you screwing around for?
[14:37] ---
    You win if you beat everyone, right?
[14:39] ---
    Oh, so that's it! Real smart, Vegeta!
[14:43] ---
    Vegeta san,
[14:44] ---
    if you hit someone again, you'll be
    thrown out for reckless pitching.
[14:48] ---
    You're not supposed to hit them?!
[14:52] ---
    Honestly, what an annoying sport.
[14:55] ---
    Don't underestimate baseball.
[14:57] ---
    I won't let you play
    the main character today!
[15:01] ---
    Okay, let's do this!
[15:04] ---
    No outs, runner on first.
[15:07] ---
    It's on, Kakarot!
[15:09] ---
    C'mon, Vegeta!
[15:14] ---
    I'm goin' at full power too!
[15:17] ---
    Hit this if you can!
[15:21] ---
    Hit it, Goku!
[15:23] ---
    Stop him, Vegeta!
[15:44] ---
    What?! He's pushing back the ball
    I put everything into?!
[15:49] ---
    Dammit!
[15:55] ---
    Th-That's no fair!
[15:57] ---
    Give it up, Kakarot!
[16:03] ---
    Final...!
[16:08] ---
    His guard's down! I'm stealing this!
[16:11] ---
    What?!
[16:12] ---
    Now's my chance!
[16:13] ---
    I win, Vegeta!
[16:15] ---
    Oh no!
[16:18] ---
    Out!
[16:19] ---
    Crap!
[16:21] ---
    Oh no you don't!
[16:24] ---
    Nice!
[16:26] ---
    No, go back!
[16:27] ---
    Cabba, over here!
[16:29] ---
    Master!
[16:46] ---
    Y-Yamcha sama!
[16:50] ---
    Yes!
[16:51] ---
    Champa sama, that was obstruction,
    which means Yamcha san is safe.
[16:57] ---
    What?!
[16:58] ---
    That's foul play!
    Umpire, shouldn't they be thrown out?
[17:03] ---
    What did you say?!
[17:06] ---
    There, there, Champa sama.
    Just hold on until the feast.
[17:11] ---
    Yamcha sama! Yamcha sama!
[17:13] ---
    Transform!
[17:20] ---
    Puar...
[17:21] ---
    Was I dreaming...?
[17:23] ---
    Yamcha sama!
[17:27] ---
    It looks like hardly anybody
    understands baseball at all.
[17:32] ---
    Hold on...
[17:33] ---
    Gohan.
[17:34] ---
    Yes.
[17:35] ---
    What is it, Piccolo san?
[17:37] ---
    You weren't at the martial arts match
    against Universe 6, so you don't know...
[17:42] ---
    ...but that robot guy playing left field,
    Magetta, can't fly.
[17:47] ---
    If you hit above there,
    it'll probably be a home run.
[17:51] ---
    Yes, Piccolo san.
[17:53] ---
    Pitch a good one.
[17:55] ---
    Here goes!
[17:58] ---
    The sky's so pretty.
[18:00] ---
    Will I make it home alive?
[18:03] ---
    No, I'm making it home alive! I swear it!
[18:08] ---
    Nice, Gohan!
[18:10] ---
    Choo-po.
[18:11] ---
    Magetta!
[18:13] ---
    Choo-po.
[18:15] ---
    What?! They can do such combinations?!
[18:19] ---
    Now's my chance!
[18:20] ---
    Pick off the runner!
[18:21] ---
    Gimme that!
[18:28] ---
    Y-Yamcha sama!
[18:30] ---
    Check that out! That's a fine play!
[18:34] ---
    Safe!
[18:35] ---
    What?!
[18:36] ---
    Champa sama, you need to be holding
    the ball for it to be an out.
[18:41] ---
    But Cabbe said to pick him off!
[18:44] ---
    That doesn't mean
    to hit him with the ball.
[18:48] ---
    I'm... making it home alive...
[18:51] ---
    Hmm? What's wrong?
    Gonna leave the field due to injury?
[18:55] ---
    Honestly, when the coach is a wuss,
    the players end up the same.
[18:59] ---
    Did you call me a wuss?
[19:01] ---
    Get some sturdier players.
[19:04] ---
    If you're gonna give up, I win.
[19:07] ---
    Your barbaric team'll be disqualified!
[19:09] ---
    You're the barbaric one!
[19:11] ---
    I'm a pillar of intellect!
[19:13] ---
    Says who, you violent God of Destruction!
[19:15] ---
    That's you!
[19:17] ---
    It's you!
[19:18] ---
    No, it's you!
[19:20] ---
    No, it's you!
[19:22] ---
    No, it's you!
[19:24] ---
    No, it's you!
[19:26] ---
    Everyone, hide in here!
[19:29] ---
    We'll be safe in here, right?
[19:32] ---
    Didn't they say
    when Gods of Destruction fight,
[19:35] ---
    the universe will be destroyed?
[19:37] ---
    Then being here won't help!
[19:40] ---
    No, it's you!
[19:44] ---
    Now you've done it!
[19:51] ---
    Now I'm...
[19:53] ---
    ...really mad!
[20:10] ---
    Everyone, hold on to me!
    I'll use Instant Transmission to--
[20:14] ---
    Can't breath...
[20:22] ---
    This is my...
[20:23] ---
    ...victory!
[20:28] ---
    Hold it right there!
[20:31] ---
    Have you forgotten?
[20:32] ---
    It's taboo for Gods of Destruction
    to fight each other.
[20:36] ---
    Are you trying to destroy the universe?
[20:40] ---
    We've said that acts of destruction
    are forbidden.
[20:43] ---
    By our umpire authority,
    we're calling this game off now.
[20:48] ---
    So, it's a tie?
[20:51] ---
    No.
[20:52] ---
    It's Universe 7's walk-off victory.
[20:54] ---
    What?!
[20:56] ---
    Champa sama, look down.
[21:07] ---
    Yamcha, well done!
[21:11] ---
    Yamcha san scored a point!
[21:14] ---
    I remember seeing this pose somewhere.
[21:16] ---
    It's a bitter memory.
[21:18] ---
    For me too.
[21:19] ---
    E-Everyone...
[21:22] ---
    I may have my own different walk-off...
[21:26] ---
    Yamcha!
[21:38] ---
    You all, next time we're gonna win!
[21:42] ---
    Yes!
[21:42] ---
    It looks like he's forgotten
    his original aim.
[21:55] ---
    nihao u ryu chi pa
    nihao u ryu chi pa
[21:55] ---
    Hello! 5, 6, 7, 8!
    Hello! 5, 6, 7, 8!
[21:59] ---
    super sheshe chaohan haochi
[21:59] ---
    Super! Thank you! Fried Rice! Tasty!
[22:02] ---
    namae mo shiranai otama ni matagari
[22:02] ---
    Riding on a ladle
    I don't even know its name
[22:06] ---
    yonsen nen no monster (monster)
[22:06] ---
    A four-thousand-year-old monster
    (Monster!)
[22:10] ---
    kakimazete tachimachi shiagari
[22:10] ---
    Mixing it all up
    And then it's finished in no time
[22:14] ---
    fushigi na story
[22:14] ---
    Mysterious story
[22:17] ---
    sotto parapara spice ittou
    sekai de tadatada itto
[22:17] ---
    Softly sprinkling in the spices
    It's the world's biggest obsession
[22:21] ---
    meshiagare
[22:21] ---
    Here, bon appétit!
[22:24] ---
    abaredase libido migite niwa renge
[22:24] ---
    My passion's on a rampage
    A Chinese spoon in my right hand
[22:27] ---
    todome sashite yare
[22:27] ---
    It's time to finish them off!
[22:32] ---
    nihao u ryu chi pa
    nihao u ryu chi pa
[22:32] ---
    Hello! 5, 6, 7, 8!
    Hello! 5, 6, 7, 8!
[22:35] ---
    Super! Thank you! Fried Rice! Tasty!
    Super! Thank you! Fried Rice! Music!
[22:35] ---
    super sheshe chaohan haochi
    super sheshe chaohan music
[22:52] ---
    Hey it's me, Goku!
[22:54] ---
    Sorry, everyone.
    It looks like I might die this time.
[22:58] ---
    Some inconceivable guy who's out to
    kill me is really closing in.
[23:03] ---
    I don't sense his energy.
    But I know he's there!
[23:07] ---
    Where?! Where are you?!
[23:09] ---
    I'll fight you any time!
[23:12] ---
    Next on Dragon Ball Super
[23:14] ---
    "THE DEATH OF GOKU!
    THE GUARANTEED ASSASSINATION MISSION"
[23:18] ---
    Don't miss it!
[23:19] ---
    
[23:21] ---