69 - Goku vs Arale! A Ridiculous Battle Will End The Earth?!

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[00:25] ---
    itsuka togireta
[00:25] ---
    Don't you wanna dream again?
[00:29] ---
    yume no tuzuki hajimeyou
[00:29] ---
    Now it's calling for me
    Go back to the start
[00:35] ---
    hoshi wo tsunagete
[00:35] ---
    Wishing on the starlight
[00:39] ---
    sora ni tobira kakeba ii
[00:39] ---
    In the sky,
    let's paint a door for tomorrow
[00:45] ---
    arata na stage wa
[00:45] ---
    Just step on the new stage
    Don't be shy
[00:50] ---
    kami ni idomu basho
[00:50] ---
    Gonna take the challenge of god
[00:55] ---
    Kyouretsu Mouretsu Dynamic!
[00:55] ---
    Kyo Let's☆Mo Let's☆Dynamic!
[00:57] ---
    Let's! Go! Go! Dai panic!
[00:57] ---
    Let's! Go! Go! Big panic!
[01:00] ---
    makeru to tsuyoku naru
[01:00] ---
    I don't care bout limits, no regret
[01:04] ---
    minohodo shirazu niwa
[01:04] ---
    Make me tougher even though I lose
[01:10] ---
    koukai toka genkai toka nai mon
[01:10] ---
    Nothing' gonna stop me no mo'
    Try me
[01:15] ---
    Souzetsu Chouzetsu Dynamic!
[01:15] ---
    So Zet's☆Cho Zet's☆Dynamic!
[01:17] ---
    Let's Go! Yes! Renda kick!
[01:17] ---
    Let's Go! Yes! Give a kick!
[01:20] ---
    abisete musya burui
[01:20] ---
    Keep on going
    Power pumpin' up
[01:24] ---
    sugee koto ga matterundaze
[01:24] ---
    Something greater waiting not so far away
[01:46] ---
    Arale chan's come to Dragon Ball Super!
[02:04] ---
    kitazo kitazo arale chan
[02:04] ---
    Here she comes
    Here she comes, Arale chan
[02:08] ---
    kiiin kin kin kin kin kiiin
    teke teke tet ten ten
[02:08] ---
    Kiiin kin kin kin kin kiiin
    teke teke tet ten ten
[02:11] ---
    pippipipi puppeppo gatchan mo
[02:11] ---
    pippipipi puppeppo
    Gatchan too
[02:15] ---
    yume no bakudan uchiagero
[02:15] ---
    Launch up the bomb of dreams
    high into the sky
[02:18] ---
    ohi sama nikka nika
    buta san hoohokekyo
[02:18] ---
    Sun is smiling "nikka nika"
    Piggy san says "hoohokekyo"
[02:23] ---
    minna atsumare penguin mura ni
[02:23] ---
    Everyone gather here
    to Penguin Village
[02:27] ---
    donna koto ga okorukana
[02:27] ---
    Nobody knows just what's
    going to happen
[02:31] ---
    sore yuke isshishishi otanoshimi
[02:31] ---
    Here we all go, "isshishishi"
    Bet you just can't wait
[02:49] ---
    N'cha!
[02:50] ---
    Ho-yo-yo?
[02:52] ---
    Doctor, are you going somewhere?
[02:54] ---
    Oh? Just to West City for a bit.
[02:57] ---
    Ooh-ho-hooy! I'll go too!
[03:01] ---
    No you can't!
    Be good and house-sit while I'm gone!
[03:06] ---
    Ho-yo...
[03:11] ---
    GOKU VS ARALE!
    A RIDICULOUS BATTLE WILL END THE EARTH?!
[03:22] ---
    LIVE FROM
    THE WORLD INVENTION AWARD
[03:23] ---
    Hello to everyone watching on TV!
[03:25] ---
    We're reporting live from the
    World Invention Award.
[03:30] ---
    This year's most outstanding invention
    will be decided at this event.
[03:34] ---
    The presenter will be our own
    super star, Mr. Satan!
[03:39] ---
    The scientists who've had their inventions
    nominated are awaiting the announcement.
[03:46] ---
    May I have a few words?
[03:51] ---
    Please stay tuned!
[03:54] ---
    Try to smile at least for today.
[03:56] ---
    That's right, Dad.
[03:58] ---
    Today's the special day that
    Mom's invention will win the grand prize.
[04:04] ---
    I don't care.
[04:13] ---
    Everyone, thank you for taking time
    off your busy schedules to come today.
[04:20] ---
    And now, the announcement
    you've been waiting for!
[04:25] ---
    Part-time jobs are really boring.
[04:28] ---
    Listen, Goku.
[04:30] ---
    Satan san went to the trouble
    of getting you a job working security.
[04:34] ---
    It'd be good to work properly
    once in a while.
[04:37] ---
    Do your hair and go!
[04:40] ---
    That's what she said, but...
[04:44] ---
    Oh, man...
[04:48] ---
    This is no good.
[04:51] ---
    Uh, excuse me...
[04:54] ---
    This year's most outstanding invention
    chosen by the World Science Academy is...
[05:06] ---
    ...the invention by Dr. Senbei Norimaki
    of Penguin Village,
[05:11] ---
    the "Reality Machine Number 2"!
[05:15] ---
    Me?
[05:16] ---
    Hooray!
[05:18] ---
    What?
[05:19] ---
    Thank you! Thank you, thank you.
[05:22] ---
    Doctor, please come to the stage!
[05:28] ---
    Thank you for the introduction.
    I'm Senbei Norimaki.
[05:32] ---
    I'm called Dr. Slump by
    those who bad-mouth me.
[05:37] ---
    However!
[05:38] ---
    If you see this, you will understand
    that I am a genius!
[05:44] ---
    Its name is, "Reality Machine Number 2"!
[05:48] ---
    Yay! Applause! Applause!
[05:52] ---
    So Dr. Senbei, what sort of
    invention is this?
[05:58] ---
    Well, let me show you.
[06:02] ---
    As you can see, there's nothing inside.
[06:17] ---
    Tadaaaaah!
[06:18] ---
    SEXY MAG
[06:20] ---
    What do you think?!
[06:22] ---
    They're quite impressive.
[06:24] ---
    Not the pictures!
[06:26] ---
    This photograph collection of young gals
    was created out of nothing!
[06:32] ---
    Basically, the machine detected
    my strong desire,
[06:36] ---
    and made it from the air!
[06:42] ---
    I'm terrified.
    I'm terrified of my own talent.
[06:45] ---
    B-But why did you choose
    a photograph collection of young gals?
[06:52] ---
    This machine only detects desires
    that you're dying for.
[06:57] ---
    J-Just how much do you like young gals?!
[07:01] ---
    Would you like to try as well, Mr. Satan?
[07:04] ---
    Wow! Can I?
[07:06] ---
    Of course! Now think as hard as you can.
[07:09] ---
    Reject... Reject... Reject...
[07:13] ---
    Reject... Reject... Reject... Reject...
[07:21] ---
    This is amazing!
[07:23] ---
    No one here objects to Dr. Senbei
    Norimaki winning the award, right?
[07:30] ---
    Not bad!
[07:31] ---
    Wow! I want one too!
[07:35] ---
    Reject...
[07:36] ---
    Thank you, thank you!
    I never dreamed this day would come...
[07:41] ---
    And now, to present the medal.
[07:44] ---
    Dr. Senbei Norimaki, congratulations.
[07:46] ---
    Yes.
[07:48] ---
    I object!
[07:51] ---
    What?
[07:54] ---
    Dr. Mashirito?!
[07:56] ---
    I'm the greatest scientific mind in the
    world and Senbei Norimaki's eternal rival,
[08:01] ---
    yet you didn't even send an invite to
    me, Dr. Mashirito.
[08:06] ---
    Hold on a second!
[08:09] ---
    I knew it!
[08:10] ---
    You definitely died in
    the original "Dr. Slump" comic!
[08:20] ---
    I couldn't stand not being invited
    and escaped from Hell!
[08:27] ---
    Y-You're a scientist yet you're
    talking unscientific nonsense!
[08:33] ---
    Get in here!
[08:34] ---
    Reject... Reject... Reject...
[08:37] ---
    N'cha!
[08:39] ---
    Arale?! And Gatchans?!
[08:45] ---
    I slipped this into their food
    while they were house-sitting.
[08:49] ---
    PLAYTINE-X
[08:50] ---
    Playtine-X!
[08:52] ---
    It increases a child's desire to play
    by a hundred times!
[08:56] ---
    Yay, yay! Yay, yay!
[08:59] ---
    Now, Arale Norimaki and Gatchans,
    go play with the people here!
[09:03] ---
    I won't accept an award that ignores me!
[09:06] ---
    I reject it. Reject!
[09:08] ---
    Okay!
[09:10] ---
    This spells disaster!
[09:14] ---
    This is ruining my moment
    in the spotlight.
[09:17] ---
    Hold on.
    If I'm kind to the children now...
[09:24] ---
    Hey there, you kids.
    I, Mr. Satan, will play with you.
[09:28] ---
    Really?!
[09:29] ---
    Yes, really.
[09:32] ---
    But we're in the middle of an important
    ceremony, so if you'd wait...
[09:36] ---
    Ooh-ho-hooy!
[09:38] ---
    Push!
[09:48] ---
    Table Chop! Smash!
[09:52] ---
    H-Hey! Arale, stop it!
[09:59] ---
    Everyone, leave this to me and evacuate!
[10:06] ---
    Boom!
[10:08] ---
    Sir, if you would please.
[10:13] ---
    Good grief, what an undisciplined brat.
[10:15] ---
    I'd like to see her parents.
[10:18] ---
    Ooh-ho-hooy!
[10:20] ---
    Hey, you there, brat!
[10:21] ---
    Ho-yo?
[10:22] ---
    I'll play with you.
[10:24] ---
    Are you strong, old man?
[10:26] ---
    Yeah.
[10:26] ---
    Yay, yay! Yay, yay!
[10:29] ---
    Hey.
[10:30] ---
    Yes?
[10:31] ---
    You're okay with this?
[10:33] ---
    P-Please do not hurt yourself.
[10:36] ---
    Okay, here I go!
[10:38] ---
    Smile!
[10:40] ---
    Kiiin!
[11:06] ---
    Wh-What?!
[11:08] ---
    Vegeta, what are you doin'?
[11:11] ---
    Sh-She's too strong!
[11:12] ---
    This absurd strength...
    She must be a gag comic character!
[11:16] ---
    A gag comic?
[11:18] ---
    One, two. One, two.
    Beep, beep, beep!
[11:22] ---
    Ho-yo?
[11:29] ---
    You know her?
[11:31] ---
    Who are you again?
[11:33] ---
    Son kun, watch out!
[11:35] ---
    She's the one who blew away Vegeta!
[11:37] ---
    What? You did?!
[11:40] ---
    Uh-huh.
[11:41] ---
    That child is being mind-controlled by
    an evil scientist.
[11:45] ---
    The only solution is to hit her
    so she snaps out of it.
[11:48] ---
    Even so, I'm not 'bout to
    hit such a little kid.
[11:53] ---
    Move, Kakarot!
[11:54] ---
    How can I let a brat
    get away with mocking me?!
[11:58] ---
    Whoa, Vegeta! Calm down a bit.
[12:11] ---
    I'm back!
[12:15] ---
    How'd she circle the globe so fast?!
[12:18] ---
    She's definitely a gag comic character.
[12:20] ---
    Common sense doesn't apply to her at all!
[12:23] ---
    I won't get anywhere
    with a battle comic fighting style...
[12:27] ---
    In that case!
[12:28] ---
    Look! A UFO!
[12:29] ---
    A UFO?
[12:35] ---
    How was that?!
[12:40] ---
    Wh-What in the world?!
[12:42] ---
    Vegeta, th-that's going too far!
[12:45] ---
    It-It-It's not my fault!
[12:51] ---
    Over here.
[12:57] ---
    Sh-She's not human?!
[12:59] ---
    Nope. I'm a robot!
[13:02] ---
    A-A robot?!
[13:03] ---
    Hoi!
[13:07] ---
    I-Ignoring the laws of physics
    with gags is against the rules--
[13:11] ---
    It's my turn now.
[13:13] ---
    Listen to what I'm saying!
[13:15] ---
    Kiiin!
[13:18] ---
    Arale Kick!
[13:24] ---
    Wait up!
[13:28] ---
    I caught up!
[13:30] ---
    Hoi! Headbutt!
[13:35] ---
    Bye-cha!
[13:36] ---
    E-E-Even Vegeta was
    blown away so easily...
[13:40] ---
    Oh man...
[13:41] ---
    Hey, let's play.
[13:43] ---
    I remember from that headbutt!
[13:47] ---
    You're Arale, ain't you?
[13:49] ---
    Ho-yo!
[13:50] ---
    Son Goku kun!
[13:52] ---
    What? You know her?
[13:53] ---
    You're as strong as ever!
    I'm gettin' excited!
[13:58] ---
    Yay, yay! Yay, yay!
[14:00] ---
    Okay! Hold on a second!
[14:05] ---
    So cool!
[14:09] ---
    Okay, here goes!
[14:14] ---
    N'cha!
[14:27] ---
    Wow! This is great!
[14:31] ---
    So fun!
[14:33] ---
    Once more now.
[14:35] ---
    Times a hundred this time!
[14:37] ---
    T-Times a hundred?!
[14:40] ---
    Okay, c'mon!
[14:41] ---
    You can stop it, right?!
    You will stop it, right?!
[14:45] ---
    I'm not sure. She's really, really strong.
[14:51] ---
    Well, I'll give it a shot.
[14:59] ---
    It's the end of the world!
[15:02] ---
    If Goku san can't stop her,
    there's nobody in the world who can!
[15:07] ---
    Yes there is.
[15:08] ---
    There's one who comes to mind.
[15:12] ---
    I see. That's quite the situation.
[15:15] ---
    Please, could you dispatch Beerus sama
    right away?
[15:19] ---
    Don't speak of a god like a temp staff.
[15:23] ---
    I'll prepare a ton of delicious food!
    Please!
[15:30] ---
    Your timing is bad.
[15:32] ---
    Even I mustn't wake him
    when he's just fallen asleep.
[15:36] ---
    Sorry about that.
[15:38] ---
    Wait...
[15:43] ---
    Our only hope is to catch Mashirito
    and find out how to stop that child!
[15:54] ---
    Hey, what's wrong? Done already?
[15:56] ---
    I guess that's out.
[15:58] ---
    Oh poo!
[16:01] ---
    That's it!
[16:03] ---
    Poo! Poo!
[16:05] ---
    Poop!
[16:06] ---
    Number 2, here goes!
[16:08] ---
    Bring it on!
[16:15] ---
    Tadaaaaaaah!
[16:19] ---
    Eww!
[16:20] ---
    Take that to Arale!
    It should buy us some time!
[16:24] ---
    G-Go ahead, Bulma san...
[16:26] ---
    Y-You take it!
[16:28] ---
    Oh man!
[16:42] ---
    Poop!
[16:46] ---
    Ho-yo! It's poop kun!
[16:49] ---
    Poketty-poke, Poketty-poke,
    Poketty-poke...
[16:53] ---
    What the heck's goin' on?
[16:55] ---
    What a foolish attempt to buy time.
[16:58] ---
    The moment she loses interest in the poop will be your end!
[17:02] ---
    Don't you have any ideas other than poop?!
[17:07] ---
    Hey, Number 2! Haven't you got anything?!
[17:10] ---
    Don't ask me.
    I got nothing unless you imagine it.
[17:15] ---
    Imagine...
[17:17] ---
    That's it!
[17:19] ---
    There it is!
[17:21] ---
    Everyone watching out there!
[17:22] ---
    Face your TV and imagine the most
    delicious food in the universe right now!
[17:29] ---
    Huh?
[17:31] ---
    The most delicious food in your country...
    Your mother's cooking... Anything!
[17:37] ---
    I'll explain later!
[17:38] ---
    If you don't, the world will end!
[17:41] ---
    Poketty-poke...
[17:46] ---
    smile.
[17:46] ---
    She's bored already?!
[17:48] ---
    Looks like it.
[17:54] ---
    Wh-What's that?!
[17:55] ---
    What is that?!
[17:57] ---
    Just what it looks like.
[17:59] ---
    Your machine is receiving images of
    delicious food from around the world!
[18:07] ---
    You idiots! What are you trying to do by
    making delicious food at a time like this?
[18:15] ---
    Tadaaaaaaah!
[18:20] ---
    It's so bright!
[18:26] ---
    This is the most
    delicious food in the universe?
[18:29] ---
    It looks pretty nasty.
[18:31] ---
    I don't know about that.
[18:36] ---
    Ka...
[18:38] ---
    Me...
[18:41] ---
    Ha...
[18:44] ---
    Me...
[18:51] ---
    I've never gone so fast before.
[18:54] ---
    Hooray!
[18:58] ---
    Wh-What is this guy?
[19:01] ---
    So they created delicious food
    to call him here?
[19:05] ---
    You there! I'm talking to you.
[19:08] ---
    I don't know who you are, but take a hint.
    I'll reject you.
[19:12] ---
    Today's episode is all about me...
[19:16] ---
    Wh-What?! What are you doing?!
[19:18] ---
    Ghost or not, there's nothing that
    Beerus sama can't destroy.
[19:23] ---
    Impossible!
[19:35] ---
    Yummy!
[19:37] ---
    Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy!
    Yummy!
[19:42] ---
    It's a big cat!
[19:44] ---
    So cool!
[19:46] ---
    Say, cat san, let's play!
[19:50] ---
    Ho-yo?
[19:50] ---
    Careful, Arale. That stuff doesn't work
    on Beerus sama. He'll destroy you...
[19:58] ---
    Ho-yo!
[19:59] ---
    It came off again.
[20:01] ---
    If anyone disrespects this great
    joy that fills me right now,
[20:08] ---
    I won't forgive them.
[20:11] ---
    Ho-yo?
[20:12] ---
    Beerus sama!
    Knocking her out is enough!
[20:15] ---
    Stop!
[20:19] ---
    Whis, we're going home.
[20:21] ---
    Excuse me?
[20:22] ---
    Right this minute!
[20:26] ---
    Hold on!
[20:30] ---
    H-How do the scientists interpret this?
[20:33] ---
    Maybe it was a chemical reaction from all
    the different stuff around the world?
[20:38] ---
    Maybe the deliciousness was beyond
    what even a god's stomach could take?
[20:44] ---
    It might be because you just made
    poop in the same machine before.
[20:50] ---
    That's gross!
[20:53] ---
    I'm so sorry for ruining everything.
[20:58] ---
    I can take care of this much. It's fine.
[21:02] ---
    Don't worry about it.
[21:04] ---
    R-Really?
[21:05] ---
    Doctor, you better be careful.
[21:09] ---
    You're the ones who did this!
[21:11] ---
    It's a good thing
    the drug wore off quickly.
[21:15] ---
    If it hadn't, things would've been worse!
[21:18] ---
    Oh my.
[21:22] ---
    Bye-cha!
[21:23] ---
    Let's fight again sometime!
[21:26] ---
    Okay, Goku kun! See you again!
[21:32] ---
    I really feel like inventing something!
[21:35] ---
    Let's go home now.
[21:36] ---
    Say, Mom.
[21:38] ---
    Hm?
[21:38] ---
    Aren't we forgetting something?
[21:44] ---
    I'll never fight
    a gag comic character again!
[21:55] ---
    nihao u ryu chi pa
    nihao u ryu chi pa
[21:55] ---
    Hello! 5, 6, 7, 8!
    Hello! 5, 6, 7, 8!
[21:59] ---
    Super! Thank you! Fried Rice! Tasty!
[21:59] ---
    super sheshe chaohan haochi
[22:02] ---
    Riding on a ladle
    I don't even know its name
[22:02] ---
    namae mo shiranai otama ni matagari
[22:06] ---
    A four-thousand-year-old monster
    (Monster!)
[22:06] ---
    yonsen nen no monster (monster)
[22:10] ---
    Mixing it all up
    And then it's finished in no time
[22:10] ---
    kakimazete tachimachi shiagari
[22:14] ---
    Mysterious story
[22:14] ---
    fushigi na story
[22:17] ---
    Softly sprinkling in the spices
    It's the world's biggest obsession
[22:17] ---
    sotto parapara spice ittou
    sekai de tadatada itto
[22:21] ---
    Here, bon appétit!
[22:21] ---
    meshiagare
[22:24] ---
    My passion's on a rampage
    A Chinese spoon in my right hand
[22:24] ---
    abaredase libido migite niwa renge
[22:28] ---
    It's time to finish them off!
[22:28] ---
    todome sashite yare
[22:32] ---
    Hello! 5, 6, 7, 8!
    Hello! 5, 6, 7, 8!
[22:32] ---
    nihao u ryu chi pa
    nihao u ryu chi pa
[22:35] ---
    Super! Thank you! Fried Rice! Tasty!
    Super! Thank you! Fried Rice! Music!
[22:35] ---
    super sheshe chaohan haochi
    super sheshe chaohan music
[22:52] ---
    Hey it's me, Goku!
[22:54] ---
    Beerus sama, you're gonna fight
    with the guys from Universe 6 again?
[22:58] ---
    We're all playin' baseball this time?
[23:00] ---
    What's "baseball"?
[23:02] ---
    Next on Dragon Ball Super
[23:05] ---
    "CHAMPA'S CHALLENGE!
    THIS TIME WE FIGHT WITH BASEBALL!"
[23:16] ---
    Don't miss it!
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