73 - Gohan's Misfortune! An Unexpected Great Saiyaman Movie?!

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    itsuka togireta
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    Don't you wanna dream again?
[00:29] ---
    yume no tuzuki hajimeyou
[00:29] ---
    Now it's calling for me
    Go back to the start
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    hoshi wo tsunagete
[00:35] ---
    Wishing on the starlight
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    sora ni tobira kakeba ii
[00:39] ---
    In the sky,
    let's paint a door for tomorrow
[00:45] ---
    arata na stage wa
[00:45] ---
    Just step on the new stage
    Don't be shy
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    kami ni idomu basho
[00:50] ---
    Gonna take the challenge of god
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    Kyouretsu Mouretsu Dynamic!
[00:55] ---
    Kyo Let's☆Mo Let's☆Dynamic!
[00:57] ---
    Let's! Go! Go! Dai panic!
[00:57] ---
    Let's! Go! Go! Big panic!
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    makeru to tsuyoku naru
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    I don't care bout limits, no regret
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    minohodo shirazu niwa
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    Make me tougher even though I lose
[01:10] ---
    koukai toka genkai toka nai mon
[01:10] ---
    Nothing' gonna stop me no mo'
    Try me
[01:15] ---
    Souzetsu Chouzetsu Dynamic!
[01:15] ---
    So Zet's☆Cho Zet's☆Dynamic!
[01:17] ---
    Let's Go! Yes! Renda kick!
[01:17] ---
    Let's Go! Yes! Give a kick!
[01:20] ---
    abisete musya burui
[01:20] ---
    Keep on going
    Power pumpin' up
[01:24] ---
    sugee koto ga matterundaze
[01:24] ---
    Something greater waiting not so far away
[01:47] ---
    RAMEN
[01:48] ---
    Here you go.
[01:49] ---
    Ahh, at last!
[01:52] ---
    Time to dig in!
[02:02] ---
    Yummy!
[02:03] ---
    Aren't you on the clock?
[02:05] ---
    It's fine.
[02:06] ---
    Well... But...
[02:11] ---
    That?
[02:12] ---
    That's Watagash. It doesn't look it,
    but it's a diabolical wanted criminal.
[02:17] ---
    Diabolical?!
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    Don't worry. It's already sealed away.
    It has no chance of escape.
[02:26] ---
    This is no time to be taking detours,
    is it? Just take it to prison.
[02:30] ---
    Even a super elite gets hungry.
[02:42] ---
    Say, pops...
[02:44] ---
    Yes?
[02:45] ---
    Can I say that you forced me
    to eat ramen against my will?
[02:51] ---
    I'll report you.
[02:55] ---
    GOHAN'S MISFORTUNE!
    AN UNEXPECTED GREAT SAIYAMAN MOVIE?!
[03:16] ---
    Wh-What is it, Videl san?!
[03:18] ---
    Th-That...
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    The latest theatrical movie!
[03:29] ---
    Great Saiyaman vs Mr. Satan!
[03:35] ---
    Playing the main character,
    Great Saiyaman, is...
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    ...the ultra-popular super star...
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    ...Barry Kahn!
[03:48] ---
    Playing the love interest is
    the popular idol, Cocoa Amaguri!
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    And the legendary martial artist,
    Mr. Satan!
[03:59] ---
    It's his major acting debut!
[04:04] ---
    Now filming!
    Check the website for details!
[04:07] ---
    G-Great Saiyaman's going to be a movie?
[04:10] ---
    And fighting against Dad?
[04:14] ---
    They finally aired the commercial!
[04:17] ---
    Sorry I kept it a secret.
[04:19] ---
    The movie industry has this thing
    called "non-disclosure."
[04:25] ---
    I can't believe it.
    You're completely into this actor thing.
[04:28] ---
    What's going on?
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    Actually...
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    That Barry kun came to me saying,
    "I'd love to act with you, Satan san."
[04:48] ---
    Barry san!
    A moment of your time, please!
[04:51] ---
    Great Saiyaman is only a minor hero...
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    ...who made headlines for
    a little while then disappeared.
[04:59] ---
    Yeah. You could say
    no one remembers him now.
[05:02] ---
    Why did you choose such an
    un-cool hero for your subject?
[05:07] ---
    Isn't the difference between him
    and a cool guy like me amusing?
[05:16] ---
    Good morning.
    It's a fine day today isn't it?
[05:20] ---
    - Assistant director.
    - Oh, yes?
[05:22] ---
    That commercial on TV.
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    That aired yesterday?
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    Change it.
[05:26] ---
    Huh?!
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    "Great Saiyaman vs Mr. Satan"?
[05:31] ---
    No! The title of this movie is...
[05:34] ---
    ..."Barry Kahn in
    Great Saiyaman vs Mr. Satan"!
[05:39] ---
    Um, that sounds a little long.
[05:41] ---
    Just change it! Right now!
[05:44] ---
    Y-Yes!
[05:46] ---
    Director, what should we do?
[05:51] ---
    Dumb stooges.
[05:53] ---
    This is my movie, so don't screw it up.
[05:56] ---
    Barry san, we need you in wardrobe!
[06:01] ---
    So this is where they film movies.
[06:06] ---
    I wish we could have shown Dad this.
[06:08] ---
    It can't be helped
    with him off training.
[06:14] ---
    Am I gettin' a cold?
[06:15] ---
    Satan san!
[06:18] ---
    Good morning!
[06:23] ---
    Cocoa chan!
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    I've missed you!
[06:27] ---
    We just met yesterday, though.
[06:30] ---
    Let's do our best today as well!
[06:33] ---
    When you say that, Cocoa chan,
    I feel like I can!
[06:37] ---
    Oh, Satan san!
[06:39] ---
    Oh, sorry. I forgot to introduce you.
[06:43] ---
    This is Cocoa Amaguri kun.
[06:45] ---
    I'm Cocoa! I'm an idol!
[06:49] ---
    This is my daughter Videl,
    her husband, Gohan kun,
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    and my granddaughter, Pan chan.
[06:55] ---
    Pardon us for barging in on your work.
[06:59] ---
    Don't freak out by
    what I'm about to say.
[07:02] ---
    He may not look like much,
    but Gohan kun here is...
[07:06] ---
    ...the real Great--
[07:07] ---
    No!
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    Please keep that a secret.
[07:14] ---
    But it's your chance to be famous!
[07:16] ---
    Honestly! Not everyone wants to
    be famous like you!
[07:21] ---
    The professor Gohan kun works for
    is extremely strict.
[07:25] ---
    If word got out,
    he'd lose his assistant job!
[07:31] ---
    Barry kun!
[07:32] ---
    Good morning!
[07:38] ---
    Which agency do you belong to?
[07:40] ---
    Um, what do you mean by agency?
[07:43] ---
    Oh, excuse me.
[07:45] ---
    You're so pretty.
    I thought you had to be an actress.
[07:51] ---
    Not bad, Barry kun! You've got a good eye!
[07:54] ---
    She's my daughter.
[07:56] ---
    Oh, really?
[07:58] ---
    Glad to meet you. I'm Barry Kahn.
[08:01] ---
    If you'd like,
    I can give you an autograph.
[08:05] ---
    That's all right.
[08:07] ---
    If you'll excuse us.
[08:10] ---
    Let's go, Gohan kun.
[08:12] ---
    Okay.
[08:19] ---
    I-It looks like I'd already given her
    an autograph before.
[08:25] ---
    You could have gotten one.
[08:27] ---
    No. I don't need it.
[08:29] ---
    It's an A-list actor's autograph.
[08:33] ---
    You're much cooler than he is, Gohan kun.
[08:45] ---
    Next, Scene 26.
[08:47] ---
    It's the first highlight scene where Great
    Saiyaman barely dodges a speeding tank!
[08:59] ---
    Barry san isn't doing it?
[09:01] ---
    Barry kun actually
    wanted to do his action himself,
[09:05] ---
    but he said that no one wants to
    risk having an A-list actor get hurt.
[09:11] ---
    That's doubtful.
[09:13] ---
    All ready on set!
[09:15] ---
    Okay, here we go. Ready!
[09:18] ---
    Hold on a minute!
[09:20] ---
    Let's change the action scene.
[09:22] ---
    In what way?
[09:24] ---
    He doesn't dodge the tank.
    At the last moment, he jumps on it.
[09:28] ---
    That'd look better, wouldn't it?
[09:30] ---
    Well, I suppose if we use wires...
[09:33] ---
    We're not using wires.
[09:36] ---
    My movies are famous for not using wires.
[09:40] ---
    If you can't do it, you're fired.
[09:42] ---
    Don't expect to work
    in this business again.
[09:47] ---
    Barry kun, don't you think
    you're being a little too harsh?
[09:50] ---
    "For a true hero,
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    there comes a time when he must stand
    and fight whatever hardships he may face."
[09:57] ---
    That wise saying...!
[09:59] ---
    A MAN AMONG MEN: MR. SATAN
[09:59] ---
    That's right.
[10:01] ---
    It's a quote by a man among men, from
    the first page of your memoir, Satan san.
[10:06] ---
    You must really look up to me!
    I'm impressed!
[10:12] ---
    Actually, the first page is all I've read.
[10:14] ---
    Stuntman kun! Best of luck!
[10:21] ---
    Hang on, Dad!
[10:23] ---
    E-Excuse me.
[10:25] ---
    Could you let me do it?
[10:28] ---
    That's crazy! You'll die!
[10:30] ---
    That's right. You're an amateur.
[10:32] ---
    Why not?
[10:33] ---
    B-Barry san!
[10:35] ---
    I get how you feel.
[10:37] ---
    If you're in my movie, you can
    get popular with the ladies and brag.
[10:41] ---
    That's not it!
[10:42] ---
    Actually, that's partly true.
[10:44] ---
    Gohan kun?
[10:46] ---
    I thought when Pan chan grows up and
    watches the movie, she might enjoy it.
[11:10] ---
    Well then, Gohan san. Are you ready?
[11:13] ---
    Yes! I'm ready when you are!
[11:17] ---
    You embarrassed me.
[11:21] ---
    Now watch your husband
    seriously injure himself.
[11:24] ---
    Next, Scene 26, Cut 13! Ready!
[11:29] ---
    Action!
[11:44] ---
    Hup!
[11:56] ---
    You...?! Just who are you?!
[12:01] ---
    I am the hero of justice,
    I never forgive evil.
[12:16] ---
    I am Great Saiyaman!
[12:40] ---
    This has turned into a big headache.
[12:44] ---
    Amazing!
[12:46] ---
    You're amazing!
[12:48] ---
    Why did that talent
    go unnoticed until now?!
[12:52] ---
    Hey! Wait a minute!
[12:55] ---
    That finishing pose isn't
    the one I thought up!
[12:58] ---
    Is there a problem?
[13:03] ---
    I'm asking you if there's a problem, punk!
[13:08] ---
    Um, well, I...
[13:11] ---
    I'm going to the bathroom!
[13:14] ---
    Your name's Gohan kun, right?
[13:16] ---
    Yes.
[13:17] ---
    I'd like to officially sign you on
    as a stuntman.
[13:22] ---
    It looks like this movie is going to be
    my greatest masterpiece!
[13:26] ---
    Well, putting on the suit
    got me in the mood,
[13:30] ---
    but that's really not my thing.
[13:33] ---
    Why not?
[13:34] ---
    With the mask on,
    no one will see your face.
[13:37] ---
    Videl san?
[13:38] ---
    It brought back memories
    and made my heart pound.
[13:43] ---
    I'm asking you, too!
[13:45] ---
    I'm co-starring with Barry kun
    so I can't risk anything going wrong.
[13:51] ---
    GREAT SAIYAMAN VS MR. SATAN
[13:55] ---
    I wonder if I can memorize the script.
[14:00] ---
    A bank robbery is in progress!
    Citizens, please evacuate immediately!
[14:04] ---
    I repeat! A bank robbery is in progress.
[14:08] ---
    This place is completely surrounded!
[14:11] ---
    Throw down your weapons and surrender!
[14:14] ---
    What?!
[14:16] ---
    Rushing in all alone... Are you stupid?!
[14:19] ---
    No human can stand up
    against military armor!
[14:23] ---
    That's right!
[14:25] ---
    Bastard!
[14:33] ---
    Had enough?!
[14:35] ---
    I'll say it again! Surrender--
[14:36] ---
    Stop right there!
[14:45] ---
    O-Oh no!
[14:47] ---
    Y-You?!
[14:49] ---
    I am...
[14:50] ---
    Great Saiyaman, aren't you?!
[14:52] ---
    Huh?!
[14:53] ---
    Don't tell me you've forgotten us!
[14:57] ---
    Umm... Umm... Umm...
[15:08] ---
    What should we do with these guys,
    Videl san?
[15:10] ---
    You're those bad guys!
[15:12] ---
    That brings back memories.
    Have you been well?
[15:15] ---
    Of course we haven't been well!
[15:17] ---
    Thanks to you,
    we were in prison until yesterday!
[15:20] ---
    There hasn't been a day
    when we forgot your face!
[15:24] ---
    Now that fate's brought you here,
    we can pay you back for that time--
[15:36] ---
    It's on Earth!
[15:41] ---
    Hey, what's wrong?
    You ain't asleep are you?!
[15:44] ---
    What are you thinking?! Wake up already!
[15:48] ---
    Hey you!
[15:49] ---
    Shut up!
[15:52] ---
    Wh-What?!
[15:54] ---
    Would you back off, bro?
[15:57] ---
    I'm not sure why, but...
[16:00] ---
    I get the feeling that,
    right now, I can take on...
[16:08] ---
    ...anyone!
[16:11] ---
    Wh-What is this guy?!
[16:22] ---
    Don't get cocky!
[16:30] ---
    I'll end your evil-doing with this!
[16:34] ---
    Ka... Me...
[16:38] ---
    Uh-oh!
[16:39] ---
    Great Saiyaman Beam.
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    N-Now! Charge!
[16:48] ---
    Apprehend the criminals!
[16:52] ---
    Hey, Gohan.
[16:54] ---
    What are you doing, man?
[16:56] ---
    I-I am not Gohan!
[16:59] ---
    I am Great Saiyaman!
[17:01] ---
    How can you dress like that at your age?
    You'll make your wife cry.
[17:08] ---
    Actually, I have her approval.
[17:14] ---
    Yesterday, a man calling himself
    Great Saiyaman apprehended bank robbers.
[17:20] ---
    His identity is a mystery, but some are
    calling it an elaborate movie promotion,
[17:25] ---
    and the entire town is saying that
    the lead, Barry Kahn, was Great Saiyaman.
[17:36] ---
    Good morning!
[17:38] ---
    Gohan kun!
[17:39] ---
    We saw the news!
[17:41] ---
    What do you mean?
[17:42] ---
    There you go playing dumb.
[17:45] ---
    You took the shooting costume home.
[17:47] ---
    So the identity of yesterday's
    Great Saiyaman is--
[17:50] ---
    Hello!
[17:52] ---
    Dr. Bulma! Can we help you?
[17:54] ---
    I need to apologize for something.
[17:57] ---
    Oh? What's that?
[17:59] ---
    This is probably the suit
    that was stolen from my place.
[17:59] ---
    GREAT SAIYAMAN RETURNS
[18:05] ---
    I made a spare Great Saiyaman
    suit for shooting,
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    just in case the first one
    was damaged,
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    but someone broke into my lab
    the other day and stole it.
[18:17] ---
    It's fortunate that he didn't
    wear the stolen suit to do bad things.
[18:22] ---
    Oh, so that's it.
[18:24] ---
    I thought for sure that Gohan kun
    was Great Saiyaman.
[18:28] ---
    O-Of course I'm not!
[18:31] ---
    What are you doing?!
[18:34] ---
    Oops. Here comes the big star.
[18:38] ---
    Hey!
[18:39] ---
    Yes?
[18:40] ---
    Don't act like you own my film site
    just because you can do some stunts!
[18:45] ---
    I-I'm sorry about that.
    I'll go change into my suit!
[18:50] ---
    Bulma san, thank you so much!
[18:53] ---
    You really saved me.
    That was great acting!
[18:57] ---
    It was a weak excuse
    but you're lucky they bought it.
[19:01] ---
    It looks like you still get lost
    in character when you wear that suit.
[19:06] ---
    I'm sorry.
[19:07] ---
    Being a hero is fine, but don't forget
    that family comes first.
[19:13] ---
    Y-Yes!
[19:19] ---
    Great Saiyaman!
[19:22] ---
    Cut! Okay!
[19:24] ---
    All right, that's good!
[19:27] ---
    Nice work.
    Let's pick it up tomorrow...
[19:30] ---
    Gohan san!
[19:33] ---
    Smile!
[19:36] ---
    You want me to help you with your lines?
[19:39] ---
    Yes!
[19:40] ---
    Um... Maybe you should ask
    a proper actor instead of me.
[19:45] ---
    It has to be you, Gohan san!
[19:48] ---
    But...
[19:49] ---
    It's an important scene with
    Great Saiyaman, and I can't ask Barry san!
[19:58] ---
    A-All right.
[20:00] ---
    Lucky!
[20:03] ---
    Um... We're going to practice
    at your house, right?
[20:06] ---
    Yes.
[20:07] ---
    Why are we on the roof?
[20:09] ---
    I thought you could fly me home.
[20:12] ---
    Huh?
[20:13] ---
    You really surprised me.
[20:15] ---
    I can't believe the Great Saiyaman who
    beat the bank robbers was you, Gohan san.
[20:22] ---
    I overheard you talking with
    Dr. Bulma here earlier.
[20:27] ---
    U-Um, Cocoa san...
[20:30] ---
    It's all right! I won't tell anyone!
[20:35] ---
    But, in return...
[20:42] ---
    Wow! It's so pretty!
[20:49] ---
    Since we're already here,
    could you take a longer route?
[20:54] ---
    Sure, sure.
[20:59] ---
    Wow! It's pretty at night too!
[21:04] ---
    Are you satisfied?
[21:05] ---
    Oh yes!
[21:07] ---
    Then let's head to your house.
[21:10] ---
    Huh? A UFO?
[21:13] ---
    Jaco san!
[21:15] ---
    Great Saiyaman!
[21:17] ---
    I don't know who's in there,
    but I'm certain of this!
[21:21] ---
    The one Watagash chose as its host...
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    ...is you!
[21:27] ---
    What? Do you know him?
[21:29] ---
    Macrocosm Cannon, activate!
[21:37] ---
    I'll vaporize you at the cellular level
    before things get out of hand, Watagash!
[21:50] ---
    tenshi to akuma ga nakayoku suwattenda
[21:50] ---
    An angel and a demon are
    sitting together like friends
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    I'm in the middle
    Which way do I face?
[21:56] ---
    boku wa mannaka docchi mukeba ii
[22:02] ---
    jibun ka sore igai ka dochira ka kowasette
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    Either destroy myself
    or destroy everything else
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    They scream it in my ear all night
[22:08] ---
    yonakajuu mimimoto de sakebunda
[22:13] ---
    Is there a right answer to this?
[22:13] ---
    tadashii kotae nante anno
[22:20] ---
    tenshi no kamen kabutta akumatachi
[22:20] ---
    The masks of angels
    on the faces of demons
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    They beckon to me and say to me
[22:26] ---
    boku ni temaneki shite iunosa
[22:32] ---
    seigi no tameni aku wo horobose ima
[22:32] ---
    "For the sake of goodness
    destroy all evil right now"
[22:38] ---
    They say the world is waiting for me
[22:38] ---
    sekai ga kimi wo matteirunda to
[22:52] ---
    Hello. It's Gohan.
[22:54] ---
    Filming a movie is hard work.
[22:56] ---
    Plus, because of a diabolical alien,
    it looks like the Earth is in peril.
[23:00] ---
    But I won't lose.
[23:02] ---
    Transform!
[23:05] ---
    I am the hero of justice,
    I won't let evil escape!
[23:09] ---
    Next on Dragon Ball Super
[23:11] ---
    "FOR THE ONES HE LOVES!
    THE UNBEATABLE GREAT SAIYAMAN!!"
[23:16] ---
    You must see it!
[23:17] ---
    Hup!
[23:18] ---
    
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