31 - Off to Zuno Sama's! Find Out Where Super Dragon Balls Are!

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[00:25] ---
    itsuka togireta
[00:25] ---
    Don't you wanna dream again?
[00:29] ---
    yume no tuzuki hajimeyou
[00:29] ---
    Now it's calling for me
    Go back to the start
[00:35] ---
    hoshi wo tsunagete
[00:35] ---
    Wishing on the starlight
[00:39] ---
    sora ni tobira kakeba ii
[00:39] ---
    In the sky,
    let's paint a door for tomorrow
[00:45] ---
    arata na stage wa
[00:45] ---
    Just step on the new stage
    Don't be shy
[00:50] ---
    kami ni idomu basho
[00:50] ---
    Gonna take the challenge of god
[00:55] ---
    Kyouretsu Mouretsu Dynamic!
[00:55] ---
    Kyo Let'sMo Let'sDynamic!
[00:57] ---
    Let's! Go! Go! Dai panic!
[00:57] ---
    Let's! Go! Go! Big panic!
[01:00] ---
    makeru to tsuyoku naru
[01:00] ---
    I don't care bout limits, no regret
[01:04] ---
    minohodo shirazu niwa
[01:04] ---
    Make me tougher even though I lose
[01:10] ---
    koukai toka genkai toka nai mon
[01:10] ---
    Nothing' gonna stop me no mo'
    Try me
[01:15] ---
    Souzetsu Chouzetsu Dynamic!
[01:15] ---
    So Zet'sCho Zet'sDynamic!
[01:17] ---
    Let's Go! Yes! Renda kick!
[01:17] ---
    Let's Go! Yes! Give a kick!
[01:20] ---
    abisete musya burui
[01:20] ---
    Keep on going
    Power pumpin' up
[01:24] ---
    sugee koto ga matterundaze
[01:24] ---
    Something greater waiting not so far away
[01:43] ---
    The martial arts tournament between
    Universe 6 and Universe 7 approaches.
[01:49] ---
    Gods do not make wishes.
[01:52] ---
    Although, if we did...
    we would destroy the entire world!
[01:56] ---
    What!
[01:58] ---
    ?Sounds extremely fun too.
[02:04] ---
    Meanwhile, Bulma planned to collect
    the Super Dragon Balls on her own...
[02:10] ---
    ...in order to counter Beerus' tyranny.
[02:14] ---
    We're on the edge of the universe,
    so we can't scan the entire area.
[02:18] ---
    We can't create a radar
    more powerful than this...
[02:20] ---
    ...so to find the Super Dragon Balls, we
    need to go to the center of the universe!
[02:25] ---
    Her only hope is this man...
[02:32] ---
    That was close!
[02:35] ---
    OFF TO ZUNO SAMA'S!
    FIND OUT WHERE SUPER DRAGON BALLS ARE!
[02:47] ---
    Galactic Patrol HQ to all patrolmen.
[02:50] ---
    A case of eating without paying has
    occurred at galactic coordinates, 6-A-53.
[02:55] ---
    The culprit, wanted for regularly skipping
    out on his bills, is Geppuman.
[02:59] ---
    I repeat, the culprit is Geppuman.
[03:04] ---
    If it's not that, it's this.
[03:07] ---
    Quit complaining and get down here!
[03:09] ---
    I'm gonna make my husband attack
    the Galactic Patrol headquarters!
[03:13] ---
    But it would take
    too long from here...
[03:16] ---
    Vegeta, you're up!
[03:18] ---
    Hey, hey, hey!
    Wait, Bulma! Okay! I'm there!
[03:23] ---
    And it was my day off, too...
[03:25] ---
    Can't an elite have even a bit of rest?
[03:29] ---
    I'm still on vacation!
    What happened to smelling the roses?!
[03:33] ---
    I'm not going to hurry, got it?!
[03:36] ---
    Dealing with Bulma never ends well.
[03:40] ---
    Augh! I'm so frustrated!!
[04:04] ---
    I feel a little better.
[04:08] ---
    The destruction of
    Galactic National Treasure 654...
[04:10] ---
    ...has just been detected at your
    coordinates!
[04:23] ---
    Patrolman Jaco! Report the situation
    immediately!
[04:28] ---
    Patrolman Jaco?!
[04:34] ---
    The natural treasure was destroyed by
    Geppuman! I'm in pursuit!
[04:38] ---
    Roger!
[04:48] ---
    Wh-What is it, Jaco?
[04:50] ---
    Is that supposed to be a pose showing
    your regret at being late?
[04:54] ---
    It's all your fault...
[04:56] ---
    Huh?
[04:57] ---
    Nothing. It's personal...
[05:00] ---
    So, about this "I wanna go to the center
    of the universe" thing.
[05:05] ---
    - Yup.
    - Are you daft?!
[05:07] ---
    This galaxy is already huge!
[05:09] ---
    The universe is big enough to contain
    countless such galaxies!
[05:13] ---
    You can't go! It's not possible!
    There's no way!
[05:17] ---
    Huh?!
[05:20] ---
    I'm not saying we go in your ship.
[05:23] ---
    I thought if you took me to Galactic
    Patrol HQ, someone there might know how.
[05:29] ---
    Our patrol unit only covers this
    Milky Way galaxy.
[05:33] ---
    No one would know how to get somewhere
    that insanely far.
[05:37] ---
    Darn it!
[05:38] ---
    I can't sense Supreme Kai sama's energy
    no matter how hard I try.
[05:42] ---
    Maybe he's relaxin' takin' a nap?
[05:46] ---
    Yo!
    You're finally here!
[05:49] ---
    As you can see, I can't count on
    Supreme Kai sama or these guys.
[05:54] ---
    What do you think I am,
    some kind of handyman?
[05:58] ---
    I guess even the
    Galactic Patrol can't help.
[06:00] ---
    What did I tell you?
    Calling this guy is a waste of time.
[06:08] ---
    Well, I'm leaving.
[06:10] ---
    Hey!
    Don't say things like that!
[06:13] ---
    Pleeease, can't you do something?
[06:17] ---
    No, I caaaan't.
[06:18] ---
    Aww. don't be like thaaat.
[06:22] ---
    Oooh. Aren't you a little old to be
    trying to play sweet?
[06:38] ---
    Hmph!
[06:42] ---
    I remember...
[06:44] ---
    At a planet not far from Earth...
[06:46] ---
    ...there's a mysterious man named
    Zuno sama who knows anything.
[06:50] ---
    Zuno sama? Does he really know anything?
[06:53] ---
    Yeah. Get this:
[06:55] ---
    He can even tell the design of the
    underpants of someone he's never met.
[07:03] ---
    Maybe he knows about
    the Super Dragon Balls.
[07:07] ---
    I don't know what Super Dragon Balls are,
    but Zuno sama definitely will.
[07:16] ---
    Oh, I thought these were real leather.
    They're synthetic.
[07:20] ---
    Don't like it? Leave!
[07:22] ---
    Don't move it!
[07:24] ---
    - Play some music.
    - Not on your life!!
[07:28] ---
    Hey.
[07:29] ---
    What?
[07:31] ---
    Don't do anything funny to Bulma.
[07:34] ---
    Huh?
[07:37] ---
    Pfft!
[07:47] ---
    Stop fooling around! Let's go!
[07:50] ---
    Yes... Bulma sama...
[07:52] ---
    See you later!
[08:03] ---
    Looks like we both picked strong wives.
[08:06] ---
    Hmph. Y-Yeah.
[08:09] ---
    But... I still like her.
[08:12] ---
    Yeah, well, I love Chichi too.
[08:16] ---
    It's because all Saiyan women are strong.
    It's in our blood.
[08:20] ---
    So that's it! I finally get it!
[08:26] ---
    A match with Universe 6?!
    Super Dragon Balls?!
[08:30] ---
    I'm an elite and I've never
    heard about any of that!
[08:33] ---
    Well, I also just learned
    about it all yesterday.
[08:36] ---
    Very interesting.
[08:38] ---
    Could you take me, too?
[08:41] ---
    I think it's okay.
[08:43] ---
    They said friends of
    the fighters are welcome.
[08:46] ---
    Why don't you bring
    your current girlfriend, too?
[08:50] ---
    Huh? Did you...
[08:52] ---
    Did you get dumped again?
[08:54] ---
    No! She told me,
    "you deserve someone better."
[08:58] ---
    Ha ha! People say that all the time
    when they wanna dump someone.
[09:02] ---
    Youfre not very sensitive.
[09:10] ---
    I'm not stopping even if you scream.
[09:13] ---
    Huh?
[09:28] ---
    I thought I'd die!
[09:31] ---
    I... I feel sick...
[09:33] ---
    What are you, stupid?!
[09:35] ---
    Wh-What?
[09:38] ---
    You've gotten old.
[09:39] ---
    I-I don't mean it like that!
[09:42] ---
    I mean you've really changed from
    when we first met!
[09:45] ---
    Do you mean back then?
[09:47] ---
    Yeah...
[09:55] ---
    I think I get it.
[10:03] ---
    Hehe.
    This is easy.
[10:07] ---
    She's a genius.
[10:09] ---
    That's not the issue!
[10:11] ---
    She thinks she can do anything.
[10:14] ---
    She's fearless...
[10:17] ---
    That was years ago!
    Sure, I've changed a bit!
[10:21] ---
    That courage and piloting sense. I thought
    you could become a Galactic Patrolman.
[10:28] ---
    That might've been a fun life.
[10:31] ---
    But, I'm Vegeta's wife and Trunks' mother.
[10:35] ---
    I'm satisfied for now.
[10:39] ---
    Oh.
[10:42] ---
    That's it.
[11:20] ---
    Wow. What a classy estate!
[11:23] ---
    Really?
[11:33] ---
    I-It's... Kinda huge?!
[11:35] ---
    Your arrival is welcome.
[11:37] ---
    Are you Zuno sama?
[11:39] ---
    No.
[11:45] ---
    We are the ones who care for Zuno sama.
[11:56] ---
    We're here because Zuno sama said,
    "Some uninvited guests have arrived.."
[12:01] ---
    "Uninvited guests?"
[12:03] ---
    Zuno sama will not meet
    with those without a reservation.
[12:07] ---
    Huh?
    You never mentioned that!
[12:09] ---
    Uh, well...
[12:11] ---
    If you make a reservation now...
[12:14] ---
    Your turn will be in 7 years.
[12:16] ---
    - Huh!?
    - Huh!?
[12:17] ---
    We've got plenty of money...
[12:19] ---
    No.
[12:20] ---
    All you have to do is
    write my name in that book.
[12:24] ---
    No means no.
[12:26] ---
    A customer with a reservation is here!
[12:32] ---
    We've been waiting for you.
[12:34] ---
    That's my line!
    You've kept me waiting for 7 years!
[12:38] ---
    Hurry up and let me in!
[12:40] ---
    The culprit, wanted for regularly skipping
    out on his bills, is Geppuman.
[12:46] ---
    Huh? What's your problem?
[12:48] ---
    Stop staring at me? Huh?!
[12:53] ---
    Crap!
[12:54] ---
    That mark! The Galactic Patrol!
[12:59] ---
    Friend of yours?
[13:00] ---
    Uh...
[13:03] ---
    If I arrest him, they might let us meet
    Zuno sama in his place...
[13:12] ---
    Should I run for it?
[13:15] ---
    No. I've waited 7 years.
[13:18] ---
    I don't wanna lose this chance.
[13:22] ---
    But, they'll find out I destroyed the
    natural treasure if they question me.
[13:29] ---
    I-It's fine. He doesn't seem to realize
    I'm a criminal.
[13:36] ---
    A-Ahem...
[13:38] ---
    I don't know who you are, but I'm in
    a rush. So, if you'll excuse me...
[13:43] ---
    I-I made it!
[13:46] ---
    Say, Jaco?
[13:49] ---
    Jaco!
[13:51] ---
    Wh-What?
[13:52] ---
    Let's go home.
[13:53] ---
    Huh?
[13:54] ---
    Beerus was joking about
    erasing the universe.
[13:57] ---
    I'll just have to pray for that.
[13:59] ---
    You sure?
[14:00] ---
    What choice do I have? They said
    Zuno sama's not going to meet with us.
[14:05] ---
    Sorry to drag you out here.
[14:07] ---
    And thank you.
[14:21] ---
    Stop.
[14:23] ---
    Uhh...
[14:26] ---
    Huh?
[14:27] ---
    Uh...
[14:37] ---
    Dammit!
[14:40] ---
    Huh?!
[14:42] ---
    That's a far greater crime
    than skipping on a bill.
[14:45] ---
    Skipping on bills is my lifework!
[14:48] ---
    Until I ask Zuno sama how to continue
    without getting caught...
[14:51] ---
    ...I can't be arrested!
[14:54] ---
    Huh?!
    What are you doing?!
[14:56] ---
    I'm calculating the distance between us.
[14:59] ---
    Hmm. At this distance, I can attack
    faster than you can pull the trigger.
[15:05] ---
    So give up.
[15:07] ---
    D-D-Don't mess with me!
[15:11] ---
    I told you so.
[15:19] ---
    Hup!
[15:21] ---
    Pose!
[15:25] ---
    What's going on here?!
[15:28] ---
    I'm a chosen elite protecting
    peace in the galaxy after all.
[15:33] ---
    Huh?
    What does that mean?
[15:35] ---
    E-Excuse me...
[15:36] ---
    Hm?
[15:38] ---
    Please tell us your name!
[15:41] ---
    - Huh?
    - Huh?
[15:53] ---
    I am Zuno.
[15:56] ---
    I am the one who...
[15:59] ---
    ...answers all questions in the galaxy.
[16:04] ---
    He's huge!
[16:05] ---
    Is that all you can say?
[16:08] ---
    First, offer your tribute.
[16:10] ---
    Huh?
[16:12] ---
    I'll go first.
[16:18] ---
    Smack!
[16:20] ---
    You're a man,
    so you only get one question.
[16:24] ---
    Thank you.
[16:26] ---
    I'll show you how knowledgeable he is.
[16:30] ---
    Zuno sama, please tell me the boob size
    of this Earthling, Bulma.
[16:35] ---
    83.4 centimeters.
[16:38] ---
    It used to be 87 centimeters...
[16:41] ---
    ...but they shrunk and sagged.
[16:46] ---
    See? Isn't he right, Bulma?
[16:49] ---
    Does the woman with the slightly
    sagging boobs have any questions?
[16:55] ---
    Y-Yes I do.
    That's why I came here.
[16:58] ---
    Then offer your tribute.
[17:07] ---
    Hmph!
[17:14] ---
    Smack
[17:17] ---
    Whew!
[17:19] ---
    You're a woman, but you're older
    and not my type, so you get 3 questions.
[17:26] ---
    Huh?! What? But I'm so beautiful!
    I only get 2 more than a man?!
[17:31] ---
    That's correct.
[17:33] ---
    That was your first question.
    You may ask 2 more.
[17:37] ---
    Huh?! B-But that was?
[17:40] ---
    Calm down.
    Choose your questions.
[17:42] ---
    R-Right...
[17:45] ---
    Th-Then...
[17:47] ---
    Everything about the Super Dragon Balls!
    Tell me everything!
[17:53] ---
    Also known as "Wish Orbs,"
    the Super Dragon Balls...
[17:57] ---
    ...were created by the Dragon God, Zalama,
    in the 41st year of the Divine Calendar.
[18:04] ---
    Measuring 37196.2204 kilometers
    in diameter...
[18:11] ---
    ...7 perfect spheres in total are spread
    throughout Universe 6 and Universe 7.
[18:19] ---
    Huh?
[18:20] ---
    The 7 light yellow spheres contain red
    starfish marks numbering from 1 to 7.
[18:27] ---
    - These red starfish marks, viewed from?
    - W-Wait a second...!
[18:31] ---
    These red starfish marks,
    viewed from any angle...
[18:36] ---
    ...look like starfish, due to an original
    Zalama refraction-utilizing structure...
[18:41] ---
    ...for which, in the 42nd year of the
    Divine Calendar, he obtained a patent.
[18:43] ---
    By collecting all 7 spheres scattered
    across both universes...
[18:47] ---
    ...and, in the language of gods, chanting,
    "Come forth, Dragon of the Gods..."
[18:49] ---
    "...and grant me my wish pretty peas!"...
[18:52] ---
    ...the Dragon of the Gods will appear
    and grant any single wish.
[18:55] ---
    Once the wish is granted, the spheres are
    again scattered across both universes...
[18:58] ---
    ...where they await to be gathered by
    the next soul with an ungranted wish.
[19:08] ---
    You get that?
[19:09] ---
    I didn't understand that at all,
    by the way.
[19:12] ---
    W-Well...
[19:14] ---
    The Super Dragon Balls number 7 in total
    across both Universe 6 and 7...?
[19:21] ---
    Correct.
[19:22] ---
    That's it for your questions.
[19:25] ---
    Idiot!
[19:26] ---
    W-Wait!
    About that spell.
[19:29] ---
    Do you really have to say something corny
    like "grant my wish pretty peas?"
[19:34] ---
    We said that's it for questions.
[19:37] ---
    Pretty please, Zuno sama.
    There's so much more I wanna ask you!
[19:42] ---
    Smack! Smack! Smack!
[19:43] ---
    That's enough.
    Please save it for next time.
[19:48] ---
    What?! What?!
    One more! Please, Zuno sama!
[19:54] ---
    This is all because
    you wasted your question!
[19:57] ---
    Look who's talking!
    You wasted 2 of yours!
[20:01] ---
    That's why your boobs sag.
[20:10] ---
    Hmph!
[20:11] ---
    You're the best in the universe at
    repaying kindness with cruelty!
[20:17] ---
    His head's really that big?!
[20:20] ---
    There's more.
    When I asked Zuno sama...
[20:24] ---
    Yeah? Yeah?
[20:25] ---
    I guess it's good we learned there's 7
    Super Dragon Balls across both universes.
[20:32] ---
    Champa's been sneaking in this universe
    and has gathered 6 already.
[20:38] ---
    It looks like it.
[20:40] ---
    Beerus won't be happy about that.
[20:43] ---
    Hey, Bulma.
[20:44] ---
    I'm in the middle of an important mission.
    I'm going back.
[20:48] ---
    I'll take time off for the day of
    the match and I'll be there to watch.
[20:52] ---
    Oh, wait a minute.
[20:55] ---
    Here.
    I know you like cheese and milk.
[20:58] ---
    Hmm. Perhaps you're not
    such a bad woman after all, Bulma.
[21:02] ---
    Right?
[21:06] ---
    Hey.
[21:07] ---
    What?
[21:08] ---
    Did Jaco do anything funny to you?
[21:11] ---
    What do you mean by "funny?"
[21:15] ---
    Bulma, I hear your boobs are saggin'.
[21:20] ---
    Jaco!
[21:25] ---
    Darn. I should've learned how to offset my
    crime of destroying a natural treasure...
[21:30] ---
    ...by asking Zuno sama.
[21:33] ---
    Oh well.
[21:34] ---
    I'm the chosen elite,
    protecting peace in the galaxy...
[21:38] ---
    ...Galactic Patrolman Jaco, after all!
[21:43] ---
    But, maybe they could let me off
    with just a written apology?
[22:00] ---
    Say goodbye
[22:00] ---
    sayounara anata
[22:03] ---
    Our paths diverge
[22:03] ---
    usubeni no sora no shita
[22:06] ---
    Beneath the twilight sky
[22:06] ---
    watashi wa migi anata wa hidarini
[22:11] ---
    "I love you. I'll never forget you"
[22:11] ---
    "daisuki yo anata wo wasurenai"
[22:15] ---
    Words die in my heart
    before coming out of the mouth
[22:15] ---
    kotoba wa deru maeni
    kokoro de shinjau kedo
[22:21] ---
    The petals rain down on between the two
[22:21] ---
    futari wo fusagu hanabira no ame
[22:26] ---
    The melody echoes in the air
[22:26] ---
    hirari narihibiku melody
[22:31] ---
    I wish you would be dyed
[22:31] ---
    semete anata ga kakureru kurai
[22:37] ---
    And concealed within the twilight
[22:37] ---
    usubeni somare somare
[22:42] ---
    I say goodbye as you fade away
[22:42] ---
    sayounara somare somare
[22:52] ---
    Hey it's me, Goku!
[22:54] ---
    Training's good and we're ready to go!
[22:57] ---
    It's not just the fighters
    from Universe 6.
[23:00] ---
    I finally get to meet
    the guy stronger than me!
[23:03] ---
    Beerus sama, is that Monaka?
[23:06] ---
    Heh heh.
    There's no tellin' who it is.
[23:09] ---
    I'm so excited I can't wait!
[23:11] ---
    Next on Dragon Ball Super
[23:13] ---
    "THE MATCH BEGINS!
    LET'S ALL GO TO THE "NAMELESS PLANET!"
[23:17] ---
    Don't miss it!
[23:18] ---