15 - Make a Miracle, Satan the Hero! A Challenge from Outer Space

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[00:25] ---
    itsuka togireta
[00:25] ---
    Don't you wanna dream again?
[00:29] ---
    yume no tuzuki hajimeyou
[00:29] ---
    Now it's calling for me
    Go back to the start
[00:35] ---
    hoshi wo tsunagete
[00:35] ---
    Wishing on the starlight
[00:39] ---
    sora ni tobira kakeba ii
[00:39] ---
    In the sky,
    let's paint a door for tomorrow
[00:45] ---
    arata na stage wa
[00:45] ---
    Just step on the new stage
    Don't be shy
[00:50] ---
    kami ni idomu basho
[00:50] ---
    Gonna take the challenge of god
[00:55] ---
    Kyouretsu Mouretsu Dynamic!
[00:55] ---
    Kyo Let's☆Mo Let's☆Dynamic!
[00:57] ---
    Let's! Go! Go! Dai panic!
[00:57] ---
    Let's! Go! Go! Big panic!
[01:00] ---
    makeru to tsuyoku naru
[01:00] ---
    I don't care bout limits, no regret
[01:04] ---
    minohodo shirazu niwa
[01:04] ---
    Make me tougher even though I lose
[01:10] ---
    koukai toka genkai toka nai mon
[01:10] ---
    Nothing' gonna stop me no mo'
    Try me
[01:15] ---
    Souzetsu Chouzetsu Dynamic!
[01:15] ---
    So Zet's☆Cho Zet's☆Dynamic!
[01:17] ---
    Let's Go! Yes! Renda kick!
[01:17] ---
    Let's Go! Yes! Give a kick!
[01:20] ---
    abisete musya burui
[01:20] ---
    Keep on going
    Power pumpin' up
[01:24] ---
    sugee koto ga matterundaze
[01:24] ---
    Something greater waiting not so far away
[01:43] ---
    Goku, who had surpassed the level of gods,
    and the God of Destruction Beerus...
[01:48] ---
    The two fought
    an incredibly fierce battle.
[01:53] ---
    What?!
[01:54] ---
    Damn it!
[02:01] ---
    The outcome of the battle
    was finally determined...
[02:07] ---
    Beerus would destroy the Earth
    as he had promised. However...
[02:20] ---
    ...his stamina had reached his limit,
    due to his lazy lifestyle.
[02:24] ---
    And thus the Earth avoided destruction.
[02:29] ---
    How long will you pretend to be asleep?
[02:33] ---
    I really was sleeping.
[02:35] ---
    Of course.
[02:38] ---
    MAKE A MIRACLE, SATAN THE HERO!
    A CHALLENGE FROM OUTER SPACE
[02:49] ---
    Thanks for the meal!
    I'm off to Trunks kun's place!
[02:57] ---
    All right, Chichi. I'm off to
    King Kai's planet to train, too.
[03:03] ---
    Train?
[03:04] ---
    Yeah! As you can see,
    I'm feeling physically fit.
[03:08] ---
    I want to train more,
    and become as strong as Beerus sama.
[03:12] ---
    So that's why you're in your uniform.
[03:15] ---
    No way!
[03:17] ---
    Oh, come on!
    You said it was fine the other day.
[03:21] ---
    Back when I got 100 million zeni.
[03:25] ---
    I already spent all of that.
[03:34] ---
    You're kiddin'!
[03:36] ---
    Goku! Did you forget?!
[03:39] ---
    Gohan's having a child!
[03:42] ---
    I won't show my adorable grandchild
    a grandfather who does nothing but fight.
[03:47] ---
    You gotta work hard from now on,
[03:49] ---
    or else you won't be a fine grandpa
    that our grandchild will respect!
[03:54] ---
    But... I have to train...
[03:59] ---
    Your fighting is just fine as it is.
[04:03] ---
    Now! Go get to work!
[04:16] ---
    All right, time to prepare dinner.
[04:20] ---
    Videl san, no!
    You can't keep doing these things.
[04:24] ---
    I'll make dinner,
    so just relax here, Videl san.
[04:29] ---
    I can cook for us at least.
    I said so this morning, remember?
[04:32] ---
    No, you can't! What if you overdo it
    and something happens to the baby?
[04:38] ---
    Mom's a handful, huh? You take your eyes
    off her for one second, and this.
[04:44] ---
    Look out for her
    while I'm cooking, will you?
[04:50] ---
    All right.
[04:52] ---
    Time to cook!
[04:56] ---
    Your dad can be a handful, too.
    Let's eat a biscuit while we wait.
[05:02] ---
    Okay. Where's that recipe?
[05:18] ---
    That guy surpassed the Super Saiyan God,
    the level of a god...
[05:23] ---
    He evolved during
    his battle with Beerus.
[05:29] ---
    Kakarot...
    I will surpass you no matter what!
[05:41] ---
    No problem with nose hairs, either.
[05:44] ---
    Okay!
[05:52] ---
    All right.
    I'm going out for a while.
[06:03] ---
    There, there.
[06:05] ---
    To everyone gathered in Satan Plaza...
[06:08] ---
    ...and everyone around the world,
    watching on TV!
[06:13] ---
    What was that mysterious phenomenon
    that struck the Earth?!
[06:16] ---
    The truth is going to be brought to light!
[06:22] ---
    Our hero, Mr. Satan, has just arrived!
[06:47] ---
    We shall reach Planet Earth in 13 minutes.
[06:49] ---
    That race, our bitter enemy,
    is not on this planet, I assume?
[06:58] ---
    Not to worry. That race, which possesses
    our level of intelligence, is not there.
[07:09] ---
    OUR HERO, SUPER SATAN
    EMERGENCY PRESS CONFERENCE
[07:18] ---
    Mr. Satan, thank you for taking the time
    to come here, though you must be tired.
[07:23] ---
    I'll get right to it. What was that
    mysterious phenomenon the other day?
[07:31] ---
    That was the doing
    of the God of Destruction!
[07:34] ---
    "The God of Destruction"?
[07:35] ---
    What is that?
[07:39] ---
    By "God of Destruction,"
    do you mean a god or something?
[07:43] ---
    I do indeed!
[07:44] ---
    That was an attack by the heinous
    God of Destruction,
[07:47] ---
    who's infamous throughout the universe!
[07:52] ---
    He destroys countless planets,
    the God of Destruction Be...
[07:56] ---
    Be... Be...?
[08:00] ---
    Anyway! This God of Destruction had chosen
    Earth to be his next target!
[08:07] ---
    I immediately took notice, and determined
    the God of Destruction Be...
[08:12] ---
    Be... Be...
[08:14] ---
    ...his whereabouts!
[08:18] ---
    Yes!
    He was in the distant southern sea.
[08:23] ---
    So then, I went to go confront
    the God of Destruction Beebus,
[08:28] ---
    a wicked god who would destroy everything!
[08:33] ---
    From his body emanated a tremendous...
[08:36] ---
    ...aura of evil!
[08:42] ---
    Testing, testing...
[08:44] ---
    But I stood up to him, without faltering!
[08:59] ---
    In all honesty though,
    I was helpless against him.
[09:03] ---
    You were, Mr. Satan?!
[09:05] ---
    No way...
[09:06] ---
    I was truly driven into a corner.
[09:09] ---
    But at that moment, a miracle occurred!
[09:12] ---
    A massive power welled up
    from deep within my body...
[09:29] ---
    And I became a god!
[09:34] ---
    Satan, Satan...
[09:38] ---
    How boring.
[09:40] ---
    Click.
[09:44] ---
    After I became a god, even the
    God of Destruction was no match for me!
[09:56] ---
    I attacked him over and over again!
[10:04] ---
    That's how I magnificently
    fought off Beebus!
[10:08] ---
    M-Mr. Satan! To think that behind
    the mysterious phenomenon...
[10:13] ---
    ...such a wondrous battle was occurring!
[10:16] ---
    That's really what happened.
[10:18] ---
    Once again,
    the Earth has been saved by Mr. Satan!
[10:26] ---
    What's that?
[10:29] ---
    A meteor?
[10:31] ---
    It's coming this way!
[10:37] ---
    Mr. Satan, please run!
[10:41] ---
    What?!
[10:52] ---
    A spaceship?
[11:03] ---
    Aliens!
    Aliens have appeared!
[11:22] ---
    Aliens?!
[11:24] ---
    Did they come for revenge?
[11:25] ---
    Revenge?!
[11:32] ---
    Ambassador, we seem to have landed.
[11:43] ---
    Hey you guys!
[11:45] ---
    Go ahead.
[11:55] ---
    Oh, my.
[11:58] ---
    This happens everywhere we go.
    Is my face that scary?
[12:03] ---
    Everyone!
    There is no reason to fear us.
[12:06] ---
    His Excellency is
    the Ambassador of Planet Snak.
[12:09] ---
    We heard a hero on this planet fought off
    Beerus sama, the God of Destruction...
[12:14] ---
    ...and came because
    we would like to greet him.
[12:16] ---
    Greet him?
[12:17] ---
    So they didn't come for revenge...?
[12:20] ---
    As proof of that, we shall pay
    the highest respects a Snakian can give.
[12:26] ---
    Su, su, su...
[12:28] ---
    Na, na, na...
[12:31] ---
    Kooo...!
[12:37] ---
    Does anyone here know the hero
    who fought off the God of Destruction?
[12:45] ---
    I am the one who fought off
    the God of Destruction.
[12:48] ---
    You are?
[12:50] ---
    Ambassador!
[12:55] ---
    Wow, it is an honor to meet you.
[12:58] ---
    Your protecting Earth from
    the God of Destruction...
[13:01] ---
    ...has sparked a sensation
    around the universe.
[13:05] ---
    The God of Destruction doesn't
    stand a chance against me, Mr. Satan!
[13:09] ---
    And so, to celebrate your deed,
    we would like to give you a hero's medal.
[13:19] ---
    Look, everyone! Our hero, Mr. Satan,
    is now the hero of the entire universe!
[13:26] ---
    Wait right there!
[13:32] ---
    Stop, Galbi!
[13:33] ---
    I can't acknowledge a new hero who
    hasn't traded blows with another hero.
[13:38] ---
    If he is truly a hero, it should be easy
    for him to show his power against me.
[13:45] ---
    I have one request.
[13:48] ---
    I would like to see you duel Galbi,
    the hero of our Planet Snak.
[13:54] ---
    This ain't no joke!
    No way I can fight this guy!
[13:58] ---
    Will you duel our hero?
[14:02] ---
    Oh, but... I'm still tired from
    fighting the God of Destruction...
[14:06] ---
    Oh, wow!
[14:07] ---
    Mr. Satan, who has gained
    the power of a god,
[14:09] ---
    has been challenged
    by Planet Snak's hero!
[14:12] ---
    S-Stop, dummy!
[14:14] ---
    Satan, Satan...
[14:17] ---
    What should I do?
    If I refuse, my reputation will be...
[14:21] ---
    That's it!
[14:23] ---
    M-My stomach suddenly...!
[14:26] ---
    I need a bathroom!
[14:29] ---
    Please pick up, Gohan kun.
    Gohan kun!
[14:36] ---
    Water! I need water!
[14:38] ---
    That's odd.
    Then I'll try Vegeta san.
[14:45] ---
    Why isn't anyone picking up?!
[14:48] ---
    Mr. Satan?
    Are you okay?
[14:51] ---
    I'm fine!
    I'll be right there!
[14:55] ---
    This is bad. What should I do?
[15:04] ---
    What's this?
[15:05] ---
    I have prepared an arena for you.
[15:08] ---
    Please fight to your heart's content.
[15:12] ---
    I wonder how well Galbi, our hero,
    will fight when we are so far from home?
[15:18] ---
    This is bad... This is bad...!
[15:21] ---
    As expected of
    Earth's greatest martial artist...
[15:23] ---
    He's not letting me
    sense his energy at all.
[15:25] ---
    And he seems full of openings.
[15:30] ---
    Let's fight well.
[15:31] ---
    Is the match beginning?
[15:35] ---
    It appears he hasn't finished preparing.
[15:39] ---
    Maybe Goku san or Vegeta san
    are in the crowd...
[15:43] ---
    ...or maybe, Krillin kun,
    or the green dude?
[15:46] ---
    Heck, even Goten kun or Trunks kun
    would be okay...
[15:49] ---
    Fight me now!
[15:54] ---
    It seems he is still preparing!
[15:56] ---
    What are you doing, Mr. Satan?
[16:04] ---
    It's hopeless...
[16:05] ---
    Go for it, Mr. Satan!
[16:10] ---
    Yo!
[16:11] ---
    Goku san!
    This is truly the work of gods!
[16:16] ---
    What's the matter?
[16:17] ---
    Who is that guy?
[16:18] ---
    One of Satan's apprentices?
[16:20] ---
    Oh, wow!
    You came at the perfect time!
[16:23] ---
    This thing broke. I went over to Bulma's
    but no one's there.
[16:29] ---
    Then I saw you here,
    so I wonder if you can fix it?
[16:33] ---
    Again?
[16:35] ---
    You're good with your hands ain't ya?
    Please!
[16:39] ---
    Nevermind that, Goku san.
    Can you switch places with me?
[16:43] ---
    Huh? Me?
[16:45] ---
    How about it?
    Doesn't he look strong?
[16:51] ---
    Oh no, Mr. Satan...
    This is your match.
[16:55] ---
    No, don't mind me!
    I can fight any time.
[17:00] ---
    Well then, I guess I'll go in for a bit.
[17:03] ---
    Honestly, I couldn't go train,
    so my body's itching for a fight.
[17:08] ---
    Thank god...
[17:09] ---
    Hey, Galbi!
[17:11] ---
    First, you gotta fight this guy!
[17:13] ---
    Show me if you're qualified to fight me.
[17:16] ---
    What?!
    I gotta fight an amateur like that guy?
[17:20] ---
    What an unexpected development!
[17:21] ---
    Indeed. No matter how you look at it,
    he's just some guy from the boonies.
[17:26] ---
    What a disgrace!
    How can they treat me like this?!
[17:31] ---
    Just watch.
    You'll be blown away.
[17:35] ---
    All right, let's begin!
[17:37] ---
    Come at me however you want!
[17:40] ---
    With all we bought, Gohan's family won't
    have to worry about food for a while.
[17:46] ---
    Jeez!
    Why do I have to....?
[17:49] ---
    You eat for free,
    so help me from time to time.
[17:52] ---
    Videl needs plenty of nutrition
    so she'll have a healthy baby.
[17:57] ---
    Son!
[18:00] ---
    Mr. Satan's representative
    looks quite confident!
[18:04] ---
    Goku!
    What are you doing over there?!
[18:09] ---
    Chichi!
[18:11] ---
    This is bad, Mr. Satan!
[18:13] ---
    It'll be bad if people find out I can fly,
    so do me a favor and hit me!
[18:18] ---
    Quickly!
    Quickly, please!
[18:20] ---
    Oh... all right...
[18:22] ---
    Satan Punch!
[18:33] ---
    Goku!
[18:34] ---
    He ran away...
[18:35] ---
    Oh, Goku san...
[18:38] ---
    Oh! What an amazing move!
[18:41] ---
    Now! Come on and fight me!
[18:45] ---
    Oh! The match has suddenly begun!
[18:48] ---
    Mr. Satan is narrowly dodging
    all of Galbi's attacks!
[18:52] ---
    As expected of Mr. Satan!
[18:54] ---
    Is he calculating the distance
    between his opponent?
[18:57] ---
    Like I can take those punches head on!
[19:00] ---
    Mr. Satan is reserving his godlike power!
[19:02] ---
    Could this be a part of his strategy?
[19:05] ---
    Why isn't he attacking?
[19:07] ---
    Could it be he's afraid?
[19:08] ---
    Oh, no!
[19:11] ---
    Did he really defeat
    the God of Destruction?
[19:15] ---
    At this rate, my reputation will...!
    I have no choice.
[19:22] ---
    Don't run, Satan!
    You can do it!
[19:26] ---
    Didn't you stop that blast before?
    Didn't you protect Videl?
[19:32] ---
    I won't let you!
    There's no way I'll let you do it!
[19:38] ---
    I'll show you the power of a god!
[19:46] ---
    Did he become a god?!
[19:50] ---
    Yes! I am a god!
[20:04] ---
    What?!
[20:05] ---
    Here's my chance!
[20:20] ---
    I hate dogs!
[20:22] ---
    H-Hey...
[20:23] ---
    Don't worry. They haven't evolved
    as much as that species.
[20:29] ---
    Ambassador!
    We have to bid a proper farewell!
[20:35] ---
    Su, su, su...
[20:37] ---
    Na, na, na...
[20:40] ---
    Kooo...!
[20:50] ---
    Dogs are so scary...
[20:54] ---
    It seems it will still take
    tens of thousands of years...
[20:57] ---
    ...before we can conquer
    our fear of that species.
[21:00] ---
    Amazing, Galbi ran away in fear
    from one attack of Mr. Satan's!
[21:05] ---
    I... I won?
[21:18] ---
    Did you see? That is the might of Satan,
    who possesses the power of a god!
[21:24] ---
    Mr. Satan scores a perfect victory!
[21:27] ---
    Thank the lord...
[21:30] ---
    Father's late.
[21:32] ---
    He's working hard...
    I'll let him rest well when he comes home!
[21:41] ---
    Shoot...
    I don't think I can go home today.
[21:46] ---
    I'm so hungry!
[21:50] ---
    chiisana sono ryoute ni kakae kirenai yume
[21:50] ---
    Now I reminisce over my childhood
[21:57] ---
    koushite ima otona ni natte omoidashiteru
[21:57] ---
    When both my tiny hands were
    overflowing with dreams
[22:04] ---
    machijuu wo tsutsumu kaze ni fuwari notte
[22:04] ---
    Let's ride the wind
    blowing in the whole town
[22:10] ---
    hajimaru story
[22:10] ---
    A new chapter begins
[22:13] ---
    saa tabi ni deyou
[22:13] ---
    And go on a journey
[22:15] ---
    starring star
[22:15] ---
    Shining star
[22:17] ---
    matatakuma ni hirogaru
    kiseki mitai na yoru
[22:17] ---
    Night falls in an instant, like magics
[22:23] ---
    kono mune ni oboeteru
    taisetsu na nukumori mo
[22:23] ---
    The warmth I remember in my heart
[22:29] ---
    starring star
[22:29] ---
    Shining star
[22:30] ---
    mabayuku hurisosogu star kakiatsumetara
[22:30] ---
    If I could scrape up shooting stars
[22:36] ---
    kitto ima yori chotto tsuyoku narerutte
    omottanda
[22:36] ---
    I thought I would be a bit stronger
[22:53] ---
    Hey it's me, Goku!
[22:55] ---
    I truly wanna become
    as strong as Beerus sama!
[22:57] ---
    But Chichi banned me from trainin'...
[23:00] ---
    You sure, Krillin?
    You really want me to sock you?
[23:03] ---
    I still don't have enough power.
[23:06] ---
    If the guy who trained
    Beerus sama was around,
[23:08] ---
    I'd wanna be his apprentice, too!
[23:11] ---
    Next on Dragon Ball Super
[23:13] ---
    "VEGETA BECOMES AN APPRENTICE?!
    WINNING WHIS OVER!"
[23:16] ---
    Don't miss it!
[23:18] ---
    
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