E59 - If It's Too Sweet, It Gives You Heartburn

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[00:10] (Flashback) Mom
    Congratulations, Hina!
[00:12] (Flashback) Dad
    You did really well on that hard test.
[00:23] Hina
    People always used to tell me
    they were jealous of my family.
[00:28] Hina
    My mom was pretty and a good cook.
[00:32] Hina
    My dad was handsome and rich.
[00:36] Hina
    Everyone said we looked so happy.
[00:40] Hina
    I'm sure we were.
[00:42] Hina
    But...
[00:53] Hina
    It was stifling.
[00:55] Hina
    There was always this feeling of
    being annoyed at everything.
[01:01] Teacher
    Answer as many questions as possible,
    as long as you think you know the answer.
[01:03] Hina
    I knew I was lucky.
[01:06] Hina
    I could do anything I wanted.
[01:07] Teacher
    If you really don't know, you can ask.
[01:12] Hina
    So I never made mistakes.
[01:17] Hina
    But...
[01:19] Hina
    But...
[01:22] Hina
    But...
[01:32] (Flashback) Kids
    Courage will always give you strength!
[01:34] (Flashback) Kids
    I'll get you for this, Battle Fencer!
[01:37] (Flashback) Kids
    Valiant Attack!
[01:39] (Flashback) Kids
    I'll get you, Battle Fencer!
[01:54] (Flashback) Kids
    Wanna play?
[01:56] (Flashback) Hina
    Can I?
[01:56] (Flashback) Kids
    Of course.
[01:57] (Flashback) Kids
    You can play with this.
[02:10] Mom
    Where are you, Hina?
    Your tea ceremony class is over, right?
[02:16] Mom
    Hurry on home. We're having
    your favorite, Salisbury steak.
[02:20] Mom
    And I worked super hard to make it.
[02:24] (Flashback) Hina
    Okay...
[02:28] Hina
    Day after day after day...
[02:31] Hina
    It was just the same thing
    day after day, with no escape.
[02:39] Hina
    I didn't know...
[02:44] Hina
    I didn't know how to break free
    from this stifling place.
[02:50] Hina
    But...
[03:20] Battle Fencer
    It's not too late to change
    your ways, Queen Insect!
[03:27] Battle Fencer
    Just as my thirst for justice has its reasons,
    there's a reason for your evil ways, too.
[03:32] Battle Fencer
    And so, I want to know more about you!
[03:36] Queen Insect
    Nonsense.
[03:38] Queen Insect
    How dare you insult Queen Insect
    like that, Battle Fencer!
[03:43] (Flashback) Hina
    Queen Insect...
[03:45] Queen Insect
    "Justice is right," yes?
[03:47] Queen Insect
    "Evil is wrong," yes?
[03:49] Queen Insect
    But who cares?
[03:51] Queen Insect
    I'll still just do whatever I want!
[03:59] Queen Insect
    I'm not like you. You're weak and can't even
    stand without someone supporting you.
[04:06] Queen Insect
    I'm strong enough on my own!
[04:09] Queen Insect
    These are my aesthetics of evil!
[04:13] Queen Insect
    Come, Battle Fencer!
[04:18] Queen Insect
    Lightning Super Battle Fencer Kick!
[04:27] Queen Insect
    Splendidly done, Battle Fencer.
[04:32] Queen Insect
    But evil will never truly be defeated.
[04:41] Hina
    That's when I realized it's okay to be wrong.
[04:48] (Flashback) Hina
    I'll...
[04:51] Hina
    I'll do whatever I want.
[04:54] Hina
    I don't care if it's right or not.
[04:58] Hina
    I'll stay true to myself.
    Those are my aesthetics of evil.
[05:04] Hina
    What about you, "hero"?
[06:40] Hina
    "If It's Too Sweet, It Gives You Heartburn."
SIGN    Episode 59
SIGN    Episode 59
SIGN    If It's Too Sweet,
    It Gives You Heartburn
SIGN    If It's Too Sweet,
    It Gives You Heartburn
[06:47] Subaru
    So this is the next spot?
[06:50] Itsuki
    Hm, according to what we were told,
    this is where the Forestcraft—
[06:53] Ren
    Let me go!
[06:56] Ren
    The Forestcraft Seven Shadow is here!
[07:01] Ren
    I've been wanting to battle Hina again!
[07:04] Ren
    It was lots of fun, and there's
    something I want to say to her, too!
[07:08] Itsuki
    There's someone you want to battle, too, huh?
[07:11] Subaru
    It's all yours, then.
[07:12] Ren
    Okay!
[07:14] Ren
    Ren Kazamatsuri, blasting off!
[07:23] Ren
    Shion, I'll see you later!
[07:25] Ren
    Bye!
[07:30] Subaru
    She's smiling a lot more lately, isn't she?
[07:34] Itsuki
    You really do keep a close eye on everyone.
[07:37] Itsuki
    Maybe you're much more
     like a club president than I am.
[07:41] Subaru
    That stuff's not really my jam.
[07:44] Subaru
    But watching people
    younger than me, well...
[07:49] Subaru
    No, never mind.
[07:52] Subaru
    Anyway, let's get going.
[07:55] Itsuki
    Yeah.
[07:56] Itsuki
    Otosaka, will you walk with us?
     It's easy to get lost in a forest.
[08:01] Shion
    D-Don't treat me like a kid.
[08:03] Itsuki
    Uh, I wasn't.
[08:05] Shion
    Oh, hush up! Just start walking already!
[08:08] Subaru
    Well, why don't we do what she says?
[08:11] Subaru
    Come on, let's go.
[08:13] Itsuki
    Y-Yeah.
[08:19] Itsuki
    I'm a little worried.
[08:21] Itsuki
    Otosaka's not acting like her usual self.
[08:25] Itsuki
    Maybe something happened during
    the World Ranking tournament.
[08:30] Subaru
    This is why you're the club president.
[08:37] Ren
    Wait for me, Hina!
[08:39] Ren
    Now we can spend all day
    talking about Battle Fencer!
[09:02] Hina
    I'll do whatever I want.
[09:06] Hina
    I don't care if it's right or not.
[09:09] Hina
    I'll stay true to myself.
    Those are my aesthetics of evil.
[09:16] Hina
    What about you, "hero"?
[09:20] Ren
    I... I want to be who I am, too.
[09:24] Ren
    And for that, I'll do everything I can!
[09:26] Ren
    Let's battle, Hina.
[09:29] Ren
    I want to know more about you!
[09:32] Hina
    Yeah?
[09:34] Hina
    Then, I'll teach you about
    the endless aesthetics of evil.
[09:42] Sign
    Hina Sinclair
[09:42] Sign
    Hina Sinclair
[09:42] Sign
    Hina Sinclair
[09:42] Sign
    Class: Forestcraft
[09:42] Sign
    Class: Forestcraft
[09:42] Sign
    Birthday: 4/27
[09:42] Sign
    Birthday: 4/27
[09:42] Sign
    Likes: Bad Things
[09:42] Sign
    Likes: Bad Things
[09:47] Sign
    Insect Larva
[10:00] Both
    Battle! Shadowverse!
[10:25] Ren
    My turn!
[10:27] Ren
    Draw!
[10:31] Ren
    Thanks, Amerro!
[10:33] Ren
    I play Amerro, Spear Knight!
[10:42] Hina
    That's your Digital Friend, right?
[10:45] Ren
    Yup. My partner!
[10:47] Hina
    How weak.
[10:49] Hina
    Evil doesn't need partners.
[10:53] Hina
    I play Flash Bug!
[10:57] Ren
    A follower with Ward, huh?
[10:58] Hina
    That's not all. It has Last Words, too.
[11:01] Ren
    Yes, I remember. My battle
    with you was so much fun.
[11:06] Ren
    I'm happy we get to battle again!
[11:15] Hina
    Flame Soldier, huh?
[11:17] Ren
    Yup! It does 1 damage to an enemy follower.
[11:21] Ren
    And then, I attack with Amerro!
[11:23] Ren
    Its on-attack effect triggers.
[11:25] Ren
    If there's a Hero follower in play,
     it's attack goes up by 1!
[11:34] Hina
    Last Words. I draw a card.
[11:38] Ren
    I end my turn, Hina!
[11:42] Hina
    I told you to cut that out!
[11:46] Hina
    Amulet Card: Fertile Forest!
[11:56] Ren
    Isn't that...
[11:57] Hina
    An amulet card that summons an
    Insect Larva at the start of each turn.
[12:03] Hina
    I build up a counter with Insect Larvas
    and finish you off with Butterfly Queen.
[12:08] Hina
    That's how my Villain Forestcraft works!
[12:10] Ren
    It was strong.
[12:12] Ren
    But I've strengthened my deck a lot, too!
[12:18] Ren
    Vision Runner!
[12:22] Ren
    Vision Runner has powerful Last Words and
     an effect that means it can't be attacked!
[12:29] Hina
    It can't be attacked?
    For a "hero," that's cowardly.
[12:33] Ren
    It's not cowardly! It's a cool effect!
[12:35] Ren
    I attack!
[12:37] Ren
    Amerro and Flame Soldier
    attack your leader!
[12:44] Hina
    Weak. Weak.
[12:45] Hina
    Way too weak!
[12:48] Hina
    Fertile Forest's effect activates,
[12:50] Hina
    summoning an Insect Larva.
[12:53] Hina
    I play the spell card Attack Bite!
[12:55] Hina
    It summons two Assault Ants with Rush,
[12:58] Hina
    and gives them a new effect
    until the end of the turn.
[13:01] Hina
    And if I have Fertile Forest
    in play, I draw a card.
[13:06] Hina
    My two Assault Ants attack!
[13:11] Hina
    Amerro!
[13:15] Hina
    As long as I have Fertile Forest in play,
[13:17] Hina
    when an Assault Ant attacks,
[13:20] Hina
    it deals damage equal to its attack to the
    enemy follower before combat takes place.
[13:26] Hina
    And my main one's attack is still to come!
[13:30] Ren
    Flame Soldier still has some defense!
[13:32] Ren
    Strike back!
[13:35] Hina
    The effect granted by
    Attack Bite activates.
[13:38] Hina
    On attack, it does 1 damage
    to the enemy leader!
[13:46] Ren
    You really are strong, Hina.
[13:49] Hina
    Of course I am. Evil is strong.
[13:52] Hina
    But my Hero Swordcraft
    is just getting started!
[13:56] Hina
    My turn! Draw!
[14:00] Hina
    First, Vision Runner attacks Insect Larva!
[14:08] Hina
    Then, I play Mach Knight with Storm!
[14:12] Hina
    Its effect activates. If I have a damaged
     follower in play, I recover 2 PP!
[14:19] Hina
    Next, I play Flame Soldier!
[14:21] Hina
    Flame Soldier's effect activates.
[14:24] Hina
    If I have a damaged follower in play,
[14:27] Hina
    it does 4 damage to an enemy follower!
[14:29] Hina
    Now go, Mach Knight!
[14:34] Hina
    How's that, Hina?
[14:36] Hina
    Yeah, no. That's as lame as ever.
[14:42] Hina
    You're like a little kid.
[14:46] Ren
    Th-That's your best card. Butterfly Queen!
[14:51] Hina
    Yeah. But it's a little different than usual.
[14:54] Hina
    Butterfly Queen's
    Accelerate effect activates.
[14:57] Ren
    Accelerate effect?
[14:59] Hina
    Yup. Followers that have it can be played as
    spell cards by paying their Accelerate cost.
[15:08] Hina
    I summon two Insect Larvas
     for Accelerate 2.
[15:16] Hina
    And then, she does 1 damage
    to two enemy followers!
[15:26] Ren
    Vision Runner!
[15:30] Hina
    Its Last Words?
[15:32] Ren
    Yeah! It added a 1-cost Vision Runner
    with no Last Words to my hand!
[15:42] Hina
    You're wasting your time.
[15:45] Ren
    She recovered some defense?
[15:47] Hina
    Butterfly Queen's third Accelerate effect.
[15:52] Hina
    If I have Fertile Forest in play,
    she restores 4 defense to my leader.
[15:58] Hina
    And I'm not done yet.
[16:00] Hina
    I evolve Insect Larva!
[16:07] Hina
    I attack Flame Soldier!
[16:11] Hina
    Next, I play Insect Lord.
[16:15] Hina
    Insect Lord's effect activates.
[16:17] Hina
    It does 1 damage to a random enemy follower
     for every card I've played this turn.
[16:26] Hina
    Well, "hero"? Things look bad,
    but that's what you like, right?
[16:31] Hina
    It's looking like a rerun right now.
[16:33] Hina
    But you've got more than this, right?
[16:36] Ren
    Yup. Every hero powers up!
[16:40] Ren
    Vision Runner isn't my only new card!
[16:44] Ren
    This...
[16:45] Ren
    This is the powered-up me!
[16:54] Hina
    And who are they?
[16:55] Ren
    Spell Card: Council of Card Knights!
[16:58] Ren
    It summons a Club Soldier with Storm!
[17:02] Ren
    A Heart Guardian with Ward!
[17:05] Ren
    And a Spade Raider with Bane!
[17:09] Ren
    Go!
[17:13] Hina
    Is that a card you got at the
    World Ranking tournament?
[17:16] Ren
    Correct!
[17:17] Ren
    I evolve Heart Guardian!
[17:22] Ren
    Attack with Club Soldier!
[17:33] Hina
    That's great.
[17:35] Hina
    That's what I want to see.
[17:39] Hina
    Spell Card: Airbound Barrage!
[17:42] Hina
    It returns a card to my hand and
    does 3 damage to an enemy follower.
[17:48] Hina
    You first.
[17:51] Hina
    Then, I evolve Insect Larva.
[17:58] Hina
    You're next.
[18:00] Hina
    I attack Club Soldier.
[18:04] Hina
    Then, I play a Slash Beetle with Rush.
[18:10] Hina
    Now, finish them!
[18:16] Hina
    Bane means it dies, too. But I don't care.
[18:20] Hina
    Slash Beetle's on-attack effect
    triggered, and I draw a card.
[18:26] Hina
    Plus, its Last Words.
[18:27] Hina
    If I have a Fertile Forest
    in play, I get 2 PP!
[18:32] Hina
    And lastly...
[18:34] Hina
    Beetle Warrior!
[18:36] Hina
    Beetle Warrior's effect activates.
[18:39] Hina
    If I've played at least two cards this turn,
[18:42] Hina
    its attack and defense
    increase by 1, and it gets Storm.
[18:46] Hina
    Now you're in even more trouble!
[18:54] Ren
    You're as strong as I thought, Hina.
[18:57] Hina
    My evil is deep and bitter.
[19:00] Hina
    It's not like justice,
     which is shallow and sickly sweet.
[19:03] Ren
    I don't think it is.
[19:05] Ren
    Because we're comrades!
[19:13] Ren
    Whole-Souled Swing!
[19:14] Ren
    It does 2 damage to an enemy follower!
[19:24] Ren
    And if my opponent has more followers
    in play than me, it summons a Knight!
[19:30] Ren
    I play the Vision Runner
    that's had its cost lowered to 1.
[19:35] Ren
    Then, I play the spell card Hero Mirage!
[19:37] Ren
    I draw a card,
[19:39] Ren
    and it summons a copy of one of
    my 1-cost followers with Last Words.
[19:46] Ren
    And if that follower is
    a Hero follower, it evolves!
[19:53] Ren
    I attack Beetle Warrior!
[19:58] Ren
    You and I are the same!
    We're Battle Fencer comrades!
[20:03] Hina
    You really are sweet.
[20:05] Hina
    Heroes are way too sweet.
[20:08] Hina
    You and I are the same?
[20:10] Hina
    Nah. Not at all, sweetie.
[20:14] Ren
    I think it's fine to be sweet.
    That sweetness can save people.
[20:19] Ren
    I see it as another word for kindness!
[20:24] Hina
    You really are a fool.
[20:26] Hina
    You don't understand a thing.
[20:28] Hina
    Sweetness can save people?
     Well, maybe it can.
[20:34] Hina
    But you know what, "hero"?
[20:47] Hina
    If it's too sweet, it gives you heartburn!
[20:51] Hina
    Deep down in your heart,
     you feel so enraged!
[20:57] Hina
    That's why I learned
    the aesthetics of evil.
[21:01] Hina
    That's why I tossed aside
    everything that was tying me down.
[21:05] Hina
    And I was unleashed!
[21:22] Ren
    What's this?
[21:34] Hina
    If every hero powers up,
[21:37] Hina
    then every villain gets a second form.
[21:40] Hina
    Heroes are for kids.
[21:43] Hina
    I'm on a whole other level than you.
[21:47] Hina
    Now, I'll rip your "justice" apart!
[23:24] Sign
    Shadowverse
    Card Showcase
[23:24] Subaru
    Shadowverse Card Showcase!
[23:25] Sign
    Today's Card is?
[23:25] Sign
    Swordcraft
[23:26] Ren
    Today's card is Vision Runner! It can clone—
[23:26] Sign
    Vision Runner
[23:28] Ren
    No, wait! I mean, it can add a copy of
    itself to your hand with its Last Words!
[23:32] Subaru
    Hey, you learned to introduce cards properly!
     Good. Now, go do some puzzle quests.
[23:36] Ren
    Okay! I'll go do 'em till I drop!
[23:39] Ren
    Courage will always give you strength!
SIGN    Preview
[23:41] Tsubasa
    You like that phrase, huh?
[23:42] Ren
    Yeah! I'm thinking of
    putting it on my tombstone!
[23:45] Ren
    By the way, what's a "tombstone"?
[23:47] Tsubasa
    You need to study more.
[23:48] Hina
    Next time: "Drown in the Aesthetics of Evil!"
SIGN    Episode 60
SIGN    Episode 60
SIGN    Drown in the
    Aesthetics of Evil!
SIGN    Drown in the
    Aesthetics of Evil!
[23:51] Hina
    Battle. Shadowverse.