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E46 - Heroes Are For Little Kids!

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[00:04] Haruma
    Sorry, but it's the end of the line.
[00:11] Haruma
    I'll finish you with this.
[00:22] Tatsumi
    You're strong, Hazeura. You win today!
[00:26] Haruma
    I don't really care. These points
    are just a way of killing time.
[00:31] Haruma
    Today's the third day.
    The World Ranking ends tomorrow.
[00:35] Haruma
    If there are pros playing,
    I won't be able to make it to the top.
[00:41] Haruma
    And even if I could, I can't beat the
    Seven Shadows. There's no point in this.
[00:47] Tatsumi
    We don't know that.
[00:49] Haruma
    Huh?
[00:50] Tatsumi
    There is a good reason to participate.
[00:52] Tatsumi
    If nothing else, I got to learn
     about your Shadowverse!
[00:59] Haruma
    That's the kind of stuff
    I'm saying has no point.
[01:03] Tatsumi
    Yeah? Well, I disagree.
[01:06] Haruma
    You seem like the type
    who enjoys wasted effort.
[01:09] Tatsumi
    Yeah, I like putting in effort!
[01:12] Tatsumi
    Hazeura, you say you can't make the
    top places or beat the Seven Shadows,
[01:18] Tatsumi
    but with enough effort, you might!
[01:20] Haruma
    That's just what you think.
[01:22] Tatsumi
    No.
[01:25] Tatsumi
    It's not just me.
[01:26] Tatsumi
    This town is no doubt full of people...
[01:29] Tatsumi
    all aiming for the top!
[01:32] Haruma
    Whatever.
[01:34] Tatsumi
    How about another match?
[01:37] Haruma
    You can't challenge someone
    you've just battled.
[01:42] Tatsumi
    Oh, right.
[01:42] Sign
    Unable to Battle
[01:44] Haruma
    Sheesh.
[01:48] Tatsumi
    Let's battle again, Hazeura!
[01:52] Haruma
    This whole city's filled with idiots.
[02:00] Miyabi
    Here I come for real this time!
[02:02] Miyabi
    I attack your leader with Golden Warrior!
[02:06] Miyabi
    Feel the power of my golden treasures!
[02:16] Sign
    Call us
    Commoners
[02:16] Sign
    Call us
    Commoners
[02:21] Miyabi
    This is the power of a pro!
    The power of Miyabi Zaizenji!
[02:28] Tsubasa
    You beat me.
[02:30] Tsubasa
    Thank you.
[02:34] Miyabi
    It was a pretty good battle.
[02:37] Tsubasa
    But I couldn't win.
[02:44] Miyabi
    How seriously you take this
    is a treasure. Never lose that.
[02:49] Miyabi
    Zaizenji family house rule:
    "Never fear a strong foe"!
[02:53] Miyabi
    These words are my gift to you.
[02:57] Miyabi
    The secret to getting better at Shadowverse
    is fighting more powerful opponents.
[03:03] Tsubasa
    Thank you.
[03:05] Miyabi
    Don't be afraid to lose.
    Keep fighting and getting better.
[03:08] Tsubasa
    I will. And I'll challenge you again.
[03:10] Miyabi
    Excellent answer!
[03:14] Tsubasa
    More powerful opponents...
[03:20] Tsubasa
    I guess I'll have to try.
[03:24] Ren
    I'm never gonna make it
    into the top seven at this rate!
[03:29] Ren
    I won my last game,
    but I lost the one before that,
[03:32] Ren
    plus the two games before that...
[03:34] Ren
    My losses keep canceling out my wins,
    and I never get any more points!
[03:40] Ren
    It's the third day, meaning
    there's only one day left!
[03:44] Ren
    If I don't do something,
     I might be the only one left out!
[03:45] Sign
    Maybe they'll ditch me!
[03:46] Ren
    What do I do, Amerro?
[03:50] Ren
    Is there any way to turn this around?
[03:52] Ren
    Is there? There isn't, is there?
[03:57] Hina
    Hey.
[04:02] Hina
    Don't crouch down in the middle of
    the path like that. You're in the way.
[04:06] Ren
    S-Sorry!
SIGN    Episode 46
SIGN    Episode 46
SIGN    Heroes Are For Little Kids!
SIGN    Heroes Are For Little Kids!
[04:15] Hina
    "Heroes Are For Little Kids!"
[04:23] Ren
    She looks like a princess.
[04:26] Ren
    Is she a celebrity?
[04:27] Hina
    What is it? Is there some
    problem with my face?
[04:31] Ren
    Oh, no, no. I was just thinking
    how cute and pretty you were!
[04:35] Hina
    Well, of course I am. You don't need to tell me.
[04:38] Hina
    You're stupid, aren't you?
[04:40] Ren
    I get that sometimes.
[04:43] Ren
    This girl might turn scary...
[04:46] Hina
    Do you live in this town?
[04:48] Ren
    Oh, yes! I do! My name's Ren Kazamatsuri!
[04:52] Hina
    Then, show me around.
[04:54] Hina
    I'm looking for someplace
    called... the toy shop.
[04:58] Ren
    The toy shop?
[05:00] Hina
    You got a problem with that?
[05:02] Ren
    Oh, no, no!
[05:03] Ren
    It's right this way.
[05:08] Ren
    Hm? What's wrong, Amerro?
[05:11] Ren
    I'm fine. Thanks for worrying about me.
[05:14] Ren
    When somebody's in trouble,
    you have to help them. It's what heroes do.
[05:21] Ren
    The toy shop's just up ahead...
[05:24] Sign
    Takoyaki
[05:24] Ren
    That's not it!
[05:26] Hina
    Huh? Then, take me there already.
[05:29] Hina
    Stop wasting my time.
[05:34] Sign
    Models | Figures | Capsule Toys| Lottery
[05:34] Sign
    Models | Figures | Capsule Toys | Lottery
[05:34] Sign
    Models | Figures | Capsule Toys | Lottery
[05:34] Hina
    This is the Nekome-cho toy shop!
[05:35] Sign
    Models | Figures | Capsule Toys | Lottery
[05:37] Hina
    It's actually famous among people
    in the know! It has a lot of rare toys,
[05:41] Hina
    and there's a space in the back
    where you can play Shadowverse...
[05:50] Kids
    Man, what should I pick?
[05:52] Kids
    I don't know.
[05:55] Ren
    I thought she was scary,
[05:57] Ren
    but if she wanted to come to
    the toy shop, that's kind of cute!
[06:07] Ren
    Wh-What's wrong?
[06:09] Hina
    Th-This is...
[06:12] Ren
    Th-That's the legendary, limited edition,
    first-run Battle Fencer series figurine!
[06:17] Hina
    It really is. I've been looking for it forever.
[06:21] Ren
    You have, huh? I love it, too!
[06:24] Hina
    What? You do?
[06:26] Ren
    Yes! I've been a fan since forever!
[06:30] Hina
    I thought you were a space cadet,
     but maybe I was wrong.
[06:35] Ren
    I'm surprised to find someone
    who likes the same thing as me, too!
[06:39] Hina
    Yeah, I'll never forget Episode 143...
[06:42] Ren
    Ah! "Revenge of Queen Insect," right?
[06:45] Hina
    Yeah, that one. That was the best episode.
[06:48] Ren
    I loved it, too!
[06:56] Ren
    The last scene was just so good.
[07:00] (Flashback) Kids
    Battle Fencer...
[07:03] (Flashback) Queen Insect
    Looks like I win, Battle Fencer.
[07:06] (Flashback) Kids
    Get up, Battle Fencer!
[07:08] Kids
    Don't give up!
[07:10] (Flashback) Kids
    You can do it, Battle Fencer!
[07:15] (Flashback) BattleFencer
    With the children's cheers...
    I am invincible!
[07:21] (Flashback) Kids
    You can do it!
[07:22] Kids
    Go!
[07:22] (Flashback) Kids
    Battle Fencer!
[07:25] (Flashback) BattleFencer
    Here I come, Queen Insect!
[07:28] (Flashback) QueenInsect
    Come, Battle Fencer!
[07:33] (Flashback) BattleFencer
    Lightning Super Battle Fencer Kick!
[07:42] (Flashback) QueenInsect
    Splendidly done, Battle Fencer.
[07:47] Hina
    I know, right? It was so cool!
[07:50] Ren
    Yeah!
[07:51] Ren
    Battle Fencer's last line rocked!
[07:51] Hina
    Queen Insect's last line rocked!
[07:55] Ren
    We're talking about Battle Fencer, right?
[07:58] Hina
    No, Queen Insect.
[08:02] Hina
    Shadowverse
[08:05] Hina
    You were talking about Battle Fencer?
[08:08] Ren
    Y-You were talking about Queen Insect?
[08:11] Hina
    Ew, gross.
[08:13] Hina
    I can't believe there are Battle
    Fencer fans who aren't little kids.
[08:17] Hina
    Seriously, yuck.
[08:18] Ren
    Hey, wh-what does that mean?!
[08:21] Hina
    Hmph. It means what it sounds like.
[08:23] Hina
    Battle Fencer is so lame.
[08:25] Ren
    Th-That's a terrible thing to say!
[08:28] Ren
    Battle Fencer is extremely cool!
[08:30] Hina
    No way.
[08:32] Hina
    Queen Insect is way cooler.
[08:35] Ren
    W-Well, sure, Queen Insect is one of
    the coolest bad guys in Battle Fencer...
[08:41] Ren
    But...
[08:42] Hina
    Man, what a waste of my time.
[08:44] Hina
    I shouldn't have wasted
    my time talking to you.
[08:47] Hina
    You're lame, just like Battle Fencer.
[08:49] Ren
    Why would you say that?!
[08:52] Hina
    Because you've got terrible taste.
[08:54] Ren
    I think you do too,
    if you think Battle Fencer is lame!
[08:59] Hina
    Huh? Wanna go?
[09:01] Ren
    Yes! I accept your challenge!
[09:04] Hina
    Wait, seriously?
[09:06] Hina
    You must have a death wish
     if you're challenging me.
[09:08] Ren
    I prefer battling to getting into fights!
[09:12] Hina
    Hah, fine by me. Let's see who's right...
[09:15] Ren
    ...with a battle!
[09:17] Sign
    Battle
    Fencer
[09:17] Sign
    Queen
    Insect
[09:22] Sign
    Hina Sinclair
[09:22] Sign
    Hina Sinclair
[09:22] Sign
    Hina Sinclair
[09:22] Sign
    Class: Forestcraft
[09:22] Sign
    Class: Forestcraft
[09:22] Sign
    Birthday: 4/27
[09:22] Sign
    Birthday: 4/27
[09:22] Sign
    Likes: Queen Insect
[09:22] Sign
    Likes: Queen Insect
[09:27] Sign
    Rhinoceroach
[09:35] Hina
    Whoever wins is right. That's the deal, yes?
[09:38] Ren
    All I want is for you to listen to me, Hina!
[09:43] Hina
    Don't you even dare to say my name!
[09:46] Hina
    I haven't been this mad in a long time.
     I'm gonna make you cry.
[09:51] Ren
    I never cry except when I'm sad!
[09:54] Hina
    Only someone with no brain would say that.
[09:56] Ren
    It's not nice to say bad things about people!
[09:58] Hina
    If you want me to shut up,
    then show me you're stronger!
[10:01] Ren
    That's not good, either!
[10:03] Hina
    You really get me mad.
[10:07] Hina
    Battle! Shadowverse!
[10:39] Hina
    I'll go first. Draw!
[10:42] Hina
    Insect Larva.
[10:45] Ren
    A bug?
[10:47] Hina
    Yeah, but it's no ordinary bug.
[10:50] Hina
    I end my turn.
[10:51] Ren
    In that case, it's my turn!
[10:53] Ren
    Draw!
[10:56] Ren
    I play Amerro, Spear Knight!
[10:58] Hina
    Your DigiFriend?
[10:59] Ren
    Yes! He's my friend,
    and he's always there for me!
[11:02] Hina
    I don't care. I'm gonna crush you!
[11:06] Hina
    I play the amulet card Fertile Forest!
[11:21] Hina
    Insect Larva attacks your leader!
[11:26] Hina
    I end my turn.
[11:27] Ren
    My turn! Draw!
[11:31] Ren
    I play Oathless Knight!
[11:34] Ren
    Oathless Knight's effect activates,
     summoning a Knight!
[11:39] Ren
    Amerro attacks your Insect Larva!
[11:45] Ren
    Hm? What's that?
[11:47] Hina
    Hey, if your turn's over, say so.
[11:50] Ren
    Uh, right! I end my turn!
[11:52] Hina
    Time for me to go on the offensive.
[11:54] Hina
    Draw!
[11:57] Hina
    First, Fertile Forest's effect activates,
[12:00] Hina
    summoning an Insect Larva
    at the start of the turn.
[12:05] Ren
    An amulet that summons followers?
[12:07] Hina
    I've got more up my sleeve.
[12:09] Hina
    Spell Card: Attack Bite!
[12:11] Hina
    It summons two Assault Ants with Rush,
[12:14] Hina
    and gives them a new effect
    until the end of the turn.
[12:17] Hina
    And if I've got Fertile Forest
    in play, I draw a card.
[12:22] Hina
    I attack with two Assault Ants!
[12:25] Ren
    I attack back!
[12:33] Hina
    That's Assault Ant's effect.
[12:35] Hina
    As long as I have Fertile Forest in play,
[12:38] Hina
    when they attack, my Assault Ants
    do damage equal to their attack
[12:43] Hina
    before combat takes place.
[12:47] Ren
    They attack first?
[12:49] Hina
    And that's not all.
[12:51] Hina
    The effect they gained
    from Attack Bite activates.
[12:55] Hina
    They do 1 damage to your leader on attack!
[13:02] Hina
    I end my turn.
[13:03] Ren
    My turn. Draw!
[13:06] Ren
    I play Glacial Knight!
[13:09] Ren
    Oathless Knight attacks your Insect Larva!
[13:14] Ren
    Okay!
[13:16] Hina
    What a lame card.
[13:20] Ren
    It's very cool!
[13:21] Ren
    My deck is "Heroic Swordcraft"!
[13:23] Ren
    Heroic
[13:23] Ren
    Swordcraft
[13:25] Hina
    Oh, yeah? In that case, my deck is...
[13:28] Hina
    I guess you could call it
    "Villainous Forestcraft"!
[13:28] Hina
    Villainous
[13:28] Hina
    Villainous
[13:28] Hina
    Forestcraft
[13:28] Hina
    Forestcraft
[13:33] Hina
    Fertile Forest summons an Insect Larva.
[13:38] Hina
    I play a Slasher Dragonfly with Storm!
[13:45] Hina
    Slasher Dragonfly's effect activates.
[13:47] Hina
    I draw a card, and if I have
    Fertile Forest in play, I regain 1 PP.
[13:54] Hina
    Next, I play the spell card Building Power!
[13:58] Hina
    I increase the number of Insect Larva
     destroyed in this game by one,
[14:03] Hina
    and draw a card.
[14:04] Hina
    Two Assault Ants attack
     your Glacial Knight!
[14:08] Hina
    Their effects mean they do damage
    equal to their attack before combat!
[14:11] Hina
    Then, they attack for real!
[14:13] Ren
    Counter it!
[14:17] Hina
    There's one more. Its effect means it does
    damage equal to its attack before combat!
[14:21] Hina
    I'm not done yet!
[14:23] Hina
    Slasher Dragonfly has Storm
    and attacks your leader!
[14:29] Hina
    Well? Looks like you're in danger already.
[14:34] Ren
    Yeah, maybe I am.
[14:37] Ren
    But to a hero, danger spells opportunity!
[14:42] Ren
    I play Flame Soldier!
[14:45] Ren
    Its effect does 1 damage to an Insect Larva!
[14:50] Ren
    I evolve Flame Soldier!
[14:54] Ren
    Its on-evolve effect triggers,
[14:56] Ren
    lowering the cost of a single
    Heroic follower in my hand by 2!
[15:02] Ren
    Flame Soldier attacks
     one of your Assault Ants!
[15:07] Ren
    And then, I play Mach Knight at the
    lowered cost, and its effect activates!
[15:14] Ren
    If I have a follower that's
    taken damage, I recover 2 PP!
[15:19] Ren
    Mach Knight has Storm! I attack with it!
[15:24] Hina
    Sacrificing it to take out
    my Slasher Dragonfly?
[15:26] Ren
    No. I attack you, Hina!
[15:32] Hina
    Don't say my name!
[15:33] Ren
    I'm not done yet! Spell Card: Aerial Slash!
[15:38] Ren
    If my followers have attacked
    twice this turn, its cost becomes 2!
[15:44] Ren
    And then...
[15:45] Ren
    It does 3 damage to one follower
    and the enemy leader,
[15:50] Ren
    and I draw a card!
[15:56] Kids
    So cool!
[15:57] Kids
    Nice!
[15:58] Owner
    Wow, I've never witnessed a battle as
    awesome as this in my own store before.
[16:03] Ren
    Well? This is the power of a hero!
[16:07] Hina
    You sound just like a kid.
[16:12] Hina
    Compared to the coolness of evil,
[16:14] Hina
    heroes are for little kids!
[16:16] Hina
    Go, Flash Bug!
[16:20] Ren
    A follower that can't attack?
[16:21] Hina
    Just for now.
[16:23] Hina
    It will attack once it evolves.
[16:29] Hina
    It attacks Mach Knight!
[16:33] Hina
    Next, I play a Rhinoceroach,
    and an Insect Lord.
[16:38] Hina
    Rhinoceroach's effect gives it 1 extra attack
     for every card played during this turn.
[16:45] Hina
    And Insect Lord does damage
    to an enemy follower
[16:48] Hina
    equal to the number of
    cards played this turn.
[16:57] Hina
    I'll teach you that evil has the
     strength to always be true to itself.
[17:03] Hina
    We're not like those stupid heroes who are
    always worrying about junk and losing heart.
[17:14] Hina
    You wouldn't understand.
    You like Battle Fencer.
[17:19] Ren
    There's lots of good stuff about heroes, too!
[17:24] Ren
    Even if we worry... Even if we lose heart...
[17:27] Ren
    We have the strength to
    keep fighting to the bitter end!
[17:32] Ren
    That's because a hero has...
[17:35] Ren
    unbreakable spirit!
[17:38] Ren
    This spell card gives a follower of
     mine with a cost of 5 or greater
[17:43] Ren
    an effect which means it takes 3 less
     damage until the start of my next turn!
[17:49] Ren
    And if I target a Heroic
    follower with it, I draw a card!
[17:54] Ren
    I evolve Ironwrought Defender!
[17:58] Ren
    Then, it attacks Flash Bug!
[18:02] Hina
    Flash Bug has Last Words. I draw a card.
[18:06] Hina
    And if I have Fertile Forest in play,
    I draw another card and recover 2 defense!
[18:15] Hina
    And now, it's my turn.
[18:17] Hina
    Show me you can stay standing...
[18:19] Hina
    If you can, that is!
[18:23] Hina
    First, Insect Larva attacks
    Ironwrought Defender!
[18:27] Ren
    It attacks back!
[18:30] Hina
    I play an Assault Ant with Rush,
    and it attacks Ironwrought Defender!
[18:35] Ren
    It won't hurt it!
[18:37] Hina
    Fool!
[18:38] Hina
    I just raised the number of cards I've played
    while decreasing the number of cards in play.
[18:43] Hina
    In Shadowverse, you can only have up to five
    cards in play at once, including amulet cards.
[18:49] Hina
    Duh.
[18:50] Hina
    Now I'm getting serious.
[18:52] Hina
    I play a Break Insect which has Rush!
[18:57] Hina
    If Fertile Forest is in play,
    Break Insect gets Bane.
[19:03] Hina
    Break Insect attacks
     Ironwrought Defender!
[19:12] Ren
    Ironwrought Defender's Last Words
    restore my leader's defense by 3!
[19:17] Hina
    Is that all your "unbreakable spirit" can do?
[19:20] Hina
    Go, Beetle Warrior!
[19:26] Hina
    If I've played two or more cards this turn,
[19:29] Hina
    its attack and defense are
    increased by 1 and it gets Storm!
[19:33] Hina
    Beetle Warrior, evolve!
[19:43] Hina
    Both it and my other
    followers attack your leader!
[19:56] Hina
    In the world of fiction, the hero might pull
    off a last-second victory out of nowhere...
[20:01] Hina
    But that doesn't happen in real life.
[20:05] Ren
    And that's why heroes inspire us!
[20:11] Ren
    Heroic Entry!
[20:19] Ren
    I play a Mach Knight and draw two cards!
[20:23] Ren
    And if my opponent has more
    followers in play than I do,
[20:27] Ren
    it restores my PP by 5!
[20:31] Hina
    See? Pulled that card out of nowhere.
[20:34] Ren
    Nope.
[20:35] Ren
    It's my strongest attack,
    which I gained by never giving up!
[20:39] Ren
    I do 2 damage to an enemy follower!
[20:43] Ren
    And if my opponent has more
    followers in play than I do,
[20:47] Ren
    I summon a Knight!
[20:49] Ren
    Mach Knight has Storm and
     attacks your Insect Lord!
[20:55] Ren
    And then, I play a Glacial Knight!
[21:00] Hina
    This guy again?
[21:02] Ren
    He's different than before!
[21:04] Ren
    If I have a follower in play that's taken damage,
     it destroys an enemy follower!
[21:09] Ren
    And then, I evolve it!
[21:19] Ren
    I attack Insect Larva!
[21:25] Owner
    This is a true hero versus villain battle!
     Both are giving it their all!
[21:32] Ren
    Hina, I love heroes.
[21:35] Ren
    But I don't hate villains—
[21:37] Hina
    I don't need to hear any
    of those goody-goody lines.
[21:42] Hina
    Whoever wins is right. That's it.
[21:46] Ren
    Hina—
[21:46] Hina
    My evil will destroy your justice.
[21:50] Hina
    That's all there is to it.
[23:24] Hina
    Shadowverse Card Showcase!
[23:24] Light
    Shadowverse
    Card Showcase
[23:25] Ren
    Today's card is this! Fertile Forest!
[23:25] Sign
    Today's Card is?
[23:25] Sign
    Forestcraft
[23:26] Sign
    Fertile Forest
[23:28] Ren
    It's an amulet card that
    summons lots of Insect Larvas!
[23:30] Ren
    It's a true lair of evil!
[23:33] Light
    A lair of evil? What an incredible card.
[23:36] Draconir
    S-Somebody say something...
[23:38] Ren
    Tsubasa, is Green your favorite?
SIGN    Preview
[23:41] Tsubasa
    Uh, what?
[23:43] Ren
    Your favorite color in a hero team!
[23:44] Ren
    You're always drinking veggie juice
    so I figured it'd be green!
[23:47] Tsubasa
    I don't think that has any bearing on it.
[23:49] Ren
    Next time: "Still, I'll Stay True to Myself!"
SIGN    Episode 47
SIGN    Episode 47
SIGN    Still, I'll Stay True to Myself!
SIGN    Still, I'll Stay True to Myself!
[23:51] Ren
    Battle! Shadowverse!