E16 - An Invitation to the Underworld! The Joubert Sisters!

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[00:04] Gu
    The Shadow Grand Prix!
[00:06] Gu
    Are you enjoying it? Are you battling?
[00:09] Gu
    Only the top 7 who make it to Gold Rank
    will be given the title of "Legends"!
SIGN    Losers
[00:14] Gu
    And players are already dropping out!
[00:21] Gu
    This rose is a gift from me!
[00:26] Gi
    Argh!
[00:26] Gu
    There we go!
[00:27] Gu
    Seiya Kibakura has ranked up to Gold.
[00:31] Gu
    There are 11 total at Gold Rank,
[00:35] Gu
    and more and more Silver players!
[00:39] Gu
    What happens now, I wonder?
[00:41] Gu
    If you're still Bronze,
    you'd better get your butt in gear!
[00:46] Gu
    It's too early to be panicking yet.
[00:48] Gu
    I'd better get in gear, too!
[00:50] Gu
    Okay, here I go!
SIGN    Episode 16:
    An Invitation to the Underworld! The Joubert Sisters!
[02:24] Gi
    I can't believe you were
     the first person I ran into.
[02:29] Gi
    Yeah, me too.
    I'm surprised it's you, Alice.
[02:34] Gi
    It may be fate, huh?
[02:41] Gi
    So, want to battle?
[02:46] Gi
    Yeah, that's right. We have to...
[02:47] Gi
    Man, we got a late start.
[02:51] Gi
    What do we do?
[02:53] Gi
    Somebody's coming!
[02:55] Gi
    And I was enjoying being alone with you!
[02:59] Gi
    Hey, let's battle!
[03:03] Gi
    Oh, my!
[03:05] Gi
    Hey, you're Alice Kurobane!
[03:08] Gi
    So it seems.
[03:13] Gi
    You want an autograph?
[03:15] Gi
    You are a little brat.
[03:17] Gi
    I wouldn't mind an autograph,
[03:20] Gi
    but I'd rather see you cry.
[03:22] Gi
    I've always hated you!
[03:25] Gi
    Do you? I'm not used to being hated,
    so that makes me sad!
[03:31] Gi
    Shadowverse isn't something you can do
    as a hobby when you're an idol.
[03:36] Gi
    We're taking your points,
    but we're going to make some money, as well.
[03:41] Gi
    I want to see how much
    Alice Kurobane's crying face sells for!
[03:45] Gi
    Me, too!
[03:47] Gi
    You should run.
    They seem to be after me.
[03:51] Gi
    I can't!
[03:53] Gi
    I'll battle, too!
[03:55] Gi
    Oh, you want to challenge us
    to a tag battle?
[03:59] ---
    A "tag battle"?
[04:00] Gi
    I've never done one either,
    but the rules should be the same.
[04:04] Gi
    You're idiots.
[04:06] Gi
    I'll beat you silly until you cry.
[04:08] Gi
    I won't lose!
[04:10] Gi
    You may be the one to cry!
[04:12] ---
    Battle, Shadowverse!
[04:41] Gi
    Okay, I'll start!
[04:42] Gi
    Draw!
[04:44] Gi
    I play Flower Fox!
[04:47] Gi
    Oh my, you're a Forestcraft player, too?
[04:50] Gi
    Yes. Are you as well?
[04:52] Gi
    What a coincidence, huh?
[04:54] Gi
    But don't think of us as the same.
[04:57] Gi
    My turn! Draw!
[05:00] Gi
    Fairy Circle!
[05:02] Gi
    I add two Fairies to my hand
    and end my turn.
[05:07] Gi
    Your go, idol.
[05:10] Gi
    My turn! Draw!
[05:13] Gi
    Skullcradle Willow! Play!
[05:16] Gi
    This is hilarious!
    You're a Shadowcraft player, too?
[05:20] Gi
    So are you?
[05:22] Gi
    Okay, so...
[05:25] Gi
    It's a face-off between two Forestcrafters
    and two Shadowcrafters!
[05:29] Gi
    What fun!
[05:31] Gi
    Shadowverse isn't something
    for idols to have fun with!
[05:35] Gi
    You think?
[05:36] Gi
    Anyway, my turn's over.
[05:38] Gi
    You're so ignorant.
[05:41] Gi
    Draw!
[05:42] Gi
    Ghosthound Sexton!
[05:44] Gi
    There's more to tag battles than you think!
[05:48] Gi
    What do you mean?
[05:49] Gi
    In a tag battle, you can use the followers
    your ally plays as your own!
[05:56] Gi
    Flower Fox!
[05:57] Gi
    You share defense, cards in play,
    graveyards, and evolution points!
[06:02] Gi
    You didn't even know that?
[06:06] Gi
    So it's my turn?
[06:09] Gi
    Go ahead!
[06:10] Gi
    I'm sorry, Alice.
[06:12] Gi
    I didn't know, either.
[06:13] Gi
    But it's just started!
[06:16] Gi
    We can turn it around!
[06:18] Gi
    Sylvan Justice!
[06:20] Gi
    That's 2 damage to an enemy follower!
[06:25] Gi
    Sylvan Justice's effect
    adds a Fairy to my hand,
[06:30] Gi
    and Flower Fox's effect activates!
[06:34] Gi
    For every Fairy that gets added to your hand,
     it adds another one!
[06:38] Gi
    Then I attack your leader with my Flower Fox
    and Alice's Skullcradle Widow!
[06:46] Gi
    And now I end my turn!
[06:48] Gi
    I'll tell you something else.
[06:51] Gi
    Look at your play points.
[06:55] Gi
    Why?
[06:56] Gi
    In a tag battle,
[06:57] Gi
    the first players on each side and
    the second players on each side share a turn.
[07:02] Gi
    And each time a turn ends,
    play points are increased.
[07:06] Gi
    Then...
[07:08] Gi
    Yes! This was your second turn,
[07:11] Gi
    so you thought it was turn 2
    and used 2 play points.
[07:17] Gi
    But it was actually turn 3,
    and you had 3 play points.
[07:20] Gi
    You could've played one of those Fairies
    that Sylvan Justice added to your hand!
[07:25] Gi
    What a newbie!
[07:29] Gi
    Big Sis...
[07:30] Gi
    I-I'm sorry, Alice.
[07:32] Gi
    No, it's just started, right?
[07:37] Gi
    Thank you, Alice!
[07:40] Gi
    You're such good friends.
[07:42] Gi
    My turn! Spell Card: Angelic Barrage!
[07:46] Gi
    Angelic Barrage does 1 damage
    to the enemy leader and all followers!
[07:56] Gi
    Now, I end my turn.
[07:58] Gi
    My turn! Draw!
[08:01] Gi
    I play Zombeagle!
[08:04] Gi
    What a cute follower!
[08:06] Gi
    And attack your leader
    with Skullcradle Widow!
[08:11] Gi
    Turn end!
[08:13] Gi
    My turn! Draw!
[08:15] Gi
    Now come, Hell's Unleasher! And evolve!
[08:26] Gi
    Zombeagle's Last Words mean
    it goes back to my hand!
[08:31] Gi
    That's fine.
[08:33] Gi
    Who cares about your loser dog?
[08:34] Gi
    Watch out, Big Sis.
    That follower has super-strong Last Words.
[08:39] Gi
    Got it! Thanks!
[08:41] Gi
    I just an ordinary player,
    but I'm good at keeping up with others.
[08:46] Gi
    So play out this battle however you want!
[08:51] Gi
    Okay. Let's win, Big Sis!
[08:55] Gi
    Yeah! Of course!
SIGN    Mordecai the Duelist
SIGN    Nephthys
[09:07] Gi
    I attack your leader with Goblin Mage!
[09:13] Gi
    Yes!
[09:14] Gi
    We're doing okay, huh, Alice?
[09:16] Gi
    Yup!
[09:17] Gi
    But she hasn't played a single follower.
[09:21] Gi
    She's just using spells.
[09:23] Gi
    Are they splitting up their roles?
[09:26] Gi
    That's part of it,
    but they may be after something.
[09:30] Gi
    So it's my turn?
[09:33] Gi
    Yes, go ahead!
[09:34] Gi
    Okay! Draw!
[09:36] Gi
    Homecoming.
[09:39] Gi
    All followers return to their owner's hand.
[09:41] Gi
    No!
[09:44] Gi
    There's more to Shadowverse
    than just playing followers.
[09:48] Gi
    I end my turn.
[09:49] Gi
    It's okay, Big Sis! We can turn it around!
[09:52] Gi
    Necropolis Queen! Lesser Mummy!
[09:54] Gi
    Lesser Mummy's Necromancy takes effect!
[09:57] Gi
    I reduce my graveyard by 4 to give it Storm!
[10:03] Gi
    I'm getting the hang of tag battles.
[10:06] Gi
    You are, huh?
[10:08] Gi
    Who do you think we are?
[10:10] Gi
    Draw!
[10:11] Gi
    Getting the hang of them
     won't be enough to beat us!
[10:14] Gi
    You wouldn't beat us even if you master them!
[10:17] Gi
    Come forth! Nephthys!
[10:22] Gi
    What is this pressure?
[10:25] Gi
    Nephthys's effect activates!
[10:27] Gi
    I play followers from my deck
[10:30] Gi
    and destroy them all!
[10:35] Gi
    But wouldn't you want to keep them?
[10:37] Gi
    Be careful, Big Sis.
[10:39] Gi
    If she destroys them, that means...
[10:42] Gi
    All of their Last Words activate!
[10:45] Gi
    Revive, my undead!
[10:48] Gi
    She deliberately destroyed her followers
    to activate their Last Words!
[10:52] Gi
    That's a proper Shadowcraft card!
[10:55] Gi
    But knowing that won't help you!
[10:58] Gi
    Mordecai, evolve!
[11:02] Gi
    Attack Necropolis Queen!
[11:08] Gi
    I end my turn!
[11:10] Gi
    I'm not done yet!
[11:11] Gi
    I attack Mordecai with Lesser Mummy!
[11:15] Gi
    This'll hold them off.
[11:16] Gi
    Nope!
[11:17] Gi
    Mordecai the Duelist's Last Words activate!
[11:22] Gi
    He'll keep reviving forever!
[11:24] Gi
    But I defeated him!
[11:26] Gi
    His Last Words will just keep bringing him back.
[11:31] Gi
    You want to give up, newbie?
[11:34] Gi
    No, I don't!
[11:36] Gi
    I play two Fairies!
[11:38] Gi
    And...
[11:40] Gi
    Please, Brilliant Fairy!
[11:44] Gi
    Brilliant Fairy's effect activates,
    raising a follower's attack and defense by 1!
[11:52] Gi
    And then, if I played two
    or more cards this turn,
[11:56] Gi
    all Fairies I control
    get 1 additional attack and Rush!
[12:01] Gi
    I evolve Brilliant Fairy!
[12:08] Gi
    And attack your Skeleton with a Fairy!
[12:11] Gi
    Then attack your Zombie with the other one!
[12:15] Gi
    And then attack Nephthys
    with Brilliant Fairy!
[12:22] Gi
    And lastly, I play the Amulet Card,
     Forest of Dreams!
[12:26] Gi
    At the end of my turn, a random enemy follower
    becomes unable to attack!
[12:32] Gi
    I end my turn!
[12:38] Gi
    You're still struggling, huh?
[12:40] Gi
    My turn!
[12:41] Gi
    I start by attacking
    your Fairy with my Lich!
[12:45] Gi
    And then...
[12:46] Gi
    Spellbook Decryption!
[12:48] Gi
    I draw three cards!
[12:51] Gi
    And then... Altered Fate!
[12:54] Gi
    I discard my entire hand and then draw
    the same number of cards I had!
[13:00] Gi
    I end my turn!
[13:01] Gi
    She drew cards, discarded them,
    drew, and then ended her turn?
[13:05] Gi
    Yes, that's right!
[13:10] Gi
    My turn!
[13:11] Gi
    I don't know what you're after,
    but I just need to end it!
[13:15] Gi
    Feathered Patroller!
[13:17] Gi
    Madame Lich!
[13:18] Gi
    Deadly Widow!
[13:19] Gi
    I play these three followers!
[13:21] Gi
    Feathered Patroller's Necromancy effect activates
     and deals 2 damage to one enemy follower!
[13:29] Gi
    The remaining two followers...
[13:31] Gi
    can't activate their Necromancy, because
    I don't have enough cards in my graveyard!
[13:35] Gi
    Too bad!
[13:37] Gi
    Not really!
[13:38] Gi
    I attack your leader with Brilliant Fairy!
[13:46] Gi
    So cute!
[13:48] Gi
    A little kitty!
[13:50] Gi
    You're not worried about losing, huh?
[13:51] Gi
    Losing? No way.
[13:54] Gi
    My turn.
[13:57] Gi
    What is this feeling?
[13:58] Gi
    Let's show 'em, Sis.
[14:01] Gi
    Show them, Sis!
[14:03] Gi
    The Joubert Sisters are
     invincible bounty hunters!
[14:07] Gi
    You were finished the moment you met us!
[14:13] Gi
    Amulet Card: Path to Purgatory!
SIGN    Path to Purgatory
[14:18] Gi
    A special Amulet Card that only activates
    when your graveyard contains at least 30 cards.
[14:24] Gi
    At least 30 cards?
[14:26] Gi
    She discarded those cards
    to fill her graveyard?
[14:29] Gi
    Yes. It's a tag battle,
    so of course we work together.
[14:34] Gi
    The real surprise starts now.
[14:36] Gi
    I end my turn,
    and Path to Purgatory's effect activates!
[14:44] Gi
    Now, it's time to finish you!
[14:57] Gi
    Well?
[14:58] Gi
    This is the power of the Joubert Sisters!
[15:01] Gi
    You lost the moment you agreed
    to a tag battle with us!
[15:04] Gi
    Are you okay, Alice?
[15:06] Gi
    I'm sorry, Big Sis.
[15:08] Gi
    Alice?
[15:10] Gi
    I got you caught up in this.
[15:12] Gi
    I'm sorry.
[15:13] Gi
    It's fine. The battle's not over yet.
[15:17] Gi
    It's not over yet, but it's moot.
[15:19] Gi
    Path to Purgatory will do 6 damage a turn to us.
[15:23] Gi
    And they have Mordecai, too.
[15:25] Gi
    We can't win!
[15:26] Gi
    Maybe.
[15:28] Gi
    Maybe we can't win, but it's not over yet.
[15:31] Gi
    And that means there's a way! I know it!
[15:33] Gi
    Let's do our best, Alice!
[15:36] Gi
    Doing our best won't help.
[15:38] Gi
    The Joubert Sisters are working
     together perfectly.
[15:41] Gi
    But you and I...
[15:45] Gi
    We aren't, are we?
[15:47] Gi
    You're much better than me.
[15:49] Gi
    I'm ordinary, and you're an idol.
[15:51] Gi
    But... But still! Draw!
[15:55] Gi
    I'm just ordinary,
     so all I can do is not give up!
[15:59] Gi
    First, Mana Elk!
[16:00] Gi
    And then, Elf Girl Liza!
[16:03] Gi
    Elf Girl Liza's effect activates!
[16:05] Gi
    Next turn,
    my followers won't take damage from effects!
[16:11] Gi
    So you want to nullify the damage
    from Path to Purgatory?
[16:14] Gi
    Spell Card: Glimmering Wings!
[16:17] Gi
    I draw one card,
[16:18] Gi
    and if I used two or more cards
    this turn, I draw one more!
SIGN    Goblin Mage
SIGN    Wandering Elf Mage
SIGN    Pixie Mischief
SIGN    Fairy Beast
[16:24] Gi
    I play Pixie Mischief!
[16:26] Gi
    I return one follower from my side
[16:28] Gi
    and one follower from my opponent's side
    to their owners' hands!
[16:31] Gi
    Working hard, huh?
[16:33] Gi
    We may be able to endure
    one more Path to Purgatory now.
[16:37] Gi
    I'm worried about my defense,
SIGN    Fairy Beast
[16:39] Gi
    but if I play Fairy Beast, I can gain 1 defense
    for every card in my hand!
[16:44] Gi
    There's still a chance!
[16:47] Gi
    Looks like they still want to play.
[16:49] Gi
    She wouldn't be a bad player,
    if she wasn't paired up with an idol.
[16:54] Gi
    No, that's not true!
[16:57] Gi
    I believe in Alice!
[17:00] Gi
    You believe in me? Why?
[17:02] Gi
    What do you believe about me?
[17:06] Gi
    I end my turn!
[17:09] ---
    Very well. Draw!
[17:11] Gi
    Forest of Dreams.
[17:12] Gi
    At the end of your turn,
    a random enemy follower can't attack.
[17:18] Gi
    Paying you back...
[17:20] Gi
    Big Sis...
[17:21] Gi
    It's not over yet, Alice!
[17:23] Gi
    We can win!
[17:25] Gi
    You believe that?
[17:26] Gi
    Yup!
[17:28] Gi
    Why?
[17:29] Gi
    End it, Sis.
[17:32] Gi
    I play one more Path to Purgatory!
[17:35] Gi
    A second one?
[17:37] Gi
    Is that allowed?
[17:38] Gi
    I end my turn!
[17:40] Gi
    All followers take 12 damage!
[17:44] Gi
    And so does the enemy leader!
[17:46] Gi
    Now, despair!
[17:57] Gi
    You're lucky. You've still got 1 defense.
[18:01] Gi
    No, they've got bad luck.
    They still need to get their butt kicked.
[18:08] Gi
    I'm sorry.
[18:10] Gi
    My belief in you
    just makes it worse, right?
[18:13] Gi
    Why?
[18:14] Gi
    Why do you believe in me?
[18:17] Gi
    Because you're special!
[18:22] Gi
    Oh... But I don't need to be special.
[18:28] Gi
    Sis, that little kid's being a brat.
[18:32] Gi
    Is she still feeling rebellious?
[18:34] Gi
    But well...
[18:36] Gi
    I guess that's all I can ask for right now.
[18:39] Gi
    Big Sis, I don't like being special.
[18:43] Gi
    Yeah, I know.
[18:46] Gi
    I don't like being special.
[18:48] Gi
    I want to be ordinary.
[18:49] Gi
    Being special is boring!
[18:52] Gi
    But for now, I'm okay with being special!
[18:55] Gi
    I'll be an idol,
    who gives her fans what they want!
[19:00] Gi
    Big brothers and big sisters all over Japan!
[19:03] Gi
    Cheer me on, okay!
[19:06] Gi
    Alice Kurobane is on stage!
[19:11] Gi
    It's so bright!
[19:12] Gi
    What did she do?
[19:13] Gi
    Nothing!
[19:14] Gi
    She's brilliant because she's an idol!
[19:19] Gi
    Spell Card: Phantom Howl!
[19:23] Gi
    I get a Ghost with Storm!
[19:29] Gi
    This repeats once for every Necromancy!
[19:32] Gi
    Now let's get excited!
[19:35] Gi
    Oh, it's just a Ghost?
[19:38] Gi
    This late in the game,
    and that's all you've got?
[19:41] Gi
    Let her have her fun.
    Idols don't know when to give up.
[19:47] Gi
    Listen up, big sisters.
[19:49] Gi
    Don't mess with idols!
[19:53] Gi
    If they have a fan cheering them on,
    even just one, idols will do their best!
[20:00] Gi
    I attack your leader with four Ghosts!
[20:03] Gi
    It's too late for that!
[20:05] Gi
    That'll only do 4 damage!
[20:07] Gi
    We have 8 defense!
[20:10] Gi
    And Mana Elk can't attack.
[20:12] Gi
    You can't reach us.
[20:14] Gi
    No, Alice can!
[20:18] Gi
    Mana Elk's effect activates!
[20:23] Gi
    Mana Elk does 1 damage to the enemy leader
     when a 1-attack follower attacks!
[20:31] Gi
    What?
[20:32] Gi
    Mana Elk, give your power to Alice!
[20:38] Gi
    Which means...
[20:40] Gi
    We'll take...
[20:41] Gi
    ...8 damage!
[20:45] Gi
    That's impossible!
[20:47] Gi
    Please, Alice!
[20:49] Gi
    I know, Big Sis!
[20:53] ---
    Let's go!
[21:02] Gi
    Impossible!
[21:03] Gi
    How could we lose?
[21:06] Gi
    No! I refuse... I refuse to accept this!
[21:12] Gi
    Watch out!
[21:15] Gi
    Big Sis!
[21:21] Gi
    We won!
[21:22] Gi
    That's impossible.
[21:24] Gi
    Me and my sis can't lose!
[21:32] Gi
    Sis!
[21:33] Gi
    Vivian, that's enough.
[21:36] Gi
    We have an audience.
[21:43] Gi
    That's all for today.
[21:46] Gi
    See you later.
[21:48] ---
    Come on.
[21:49] Gi
    Damn it.
[21:55] Gi
    Alice, are you okay?
[21:57] Gi
    Yeah. Thanks, Big Sis.
[22:00] Gi
    No... I'm glad you're safe.
[22:03] Gi
    If you got hurt, it would be really bad.
[22:06] Gi
    You shoulnd't get hurt either, though.
[22:09] Gi
    It's okay, if it's just a little.
[22:11] Gi
    You're more important than me.
    You're an idol.
[22:15] Gi
    And I'm just a ordinary middle school girl.
[22:18] Gi
    What does it matter that I'm an idol?
[22:20] Gi
    Are idols that special?
[22:23] Gi
    Then what am I, if I'm not an idol?
[22:26] Gi
    I don't need that!
[22:28] Gi
    You and I are totally different.
[22:31] Gi
    Total opposites.
[22:33] Gi
    Yeah.
[22:34] Gi
    I have to be special.
[22:37] Gi
    I'm not allowed to be ordinary.
[22:39] Gi
    Do you know how lonely that is?
[22:42] Gi
    You were special from the start.
[22:44] Gi
    You always had everything.
[22:45] Gi
    It seemed so natural.
[22:47] Gi
    I have nothing.
[22:48] Gi
    You've got it all.
[22:50] Gi
    Hey, Big Sis.
    That battle we were going to have...
[22:57] Gi
    Let's have it now.
[23:00] Gi
    Yeah.
[23:01] Gi
    I like you.
[23:04] Gi
    But I don't like it when you say
    you don't like being ordinary.
[23:08] Gi
    I like you too, Alice.
[23:10] Gi
    But I don't understand
    why you don't want to be special.
[23:14] Gi
    Let's see who's right!
[23:16] Gi
    If I want to understand you...
[23:21] Gi
    Shadowverse is the best way!
[23:24] Gi
    Shadowverse Card Showcase!
[23:26] Gi
    This is today's card, Flower Fox!
SIGN    Flower Fox
[23:28] Gi
    An amazing follower that doubles the number
    of Fairies you add to your hand!
[23:33] Gi
    Hey, how much closer
    have we gotten than before?
[23:36] Gi
    Twice as close, maybe?
SIGN    Next Time
[23:39] Gi
    Alice and Mimori finally face off
    to find what's in each other's heart!
[23:43] Gi
    Let's battle here!
[23:45] Gi
    Okay, let's give it our all, Alice!
[23:47] Gi
    Two maidens will face off!
[23:49] Gi
    Next time:
    Special and Ordinary!
SIGN    Episode 17 Special and Ordinary!
[23:51] Gi
    Battle! Shadowverse!