E67 - A Fun Festival Double Date

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[00:06] nar
    It appeared as though humanity
    would be destroyed by the demons.
[00:14] Nar
    But a single mage saved them all.
[00:26] Nar
    He was called the Wizard King,
    and he became a legend.
[00:34] Nar
    And currently...
[00:39] Asta
    Now that my arms are better, I need
    to make up for all the time I've lost!
[00:44] Nar
    It appeared as though peaceful days
    had returned to the Black Bulls.
[00:48] Magna
    Man, there haven't been any
    incidents lately. It's so boring.
[00:52] Vanessa
    It's so peaceful!
[00:56] Nar
    But a single mage destroyed it all.
SIGN    Raging Bull
[01:01] Asta
    One potato! Two potato! Three potato, four!
[01:02] Yami
    All right, all eyes up here.
[01:06] Nar
    He was called the Captain of the Black Bulls,
[01:11] Nar
    and for some reason,
    he was wearing a happi coat.
[01:18] Yami
    So, yeah, there's a festival happening.
[01:21] Both
    A festival?
SIGN    A Fun Festival Double Date
[02:53] Asta
    Captain Yami!
[02:55] Asta
    What's this festival all about?!
[02:57] Magna
    To put it simply, it's a
    friggin' awesome festival!
[03:01] Magna
    Understand now?
[03:02] Asta
    I see!
[03:03] Asta
    Or not at all!
[03:05] Noelle
    That was a bit too simple.
[03:07] Noelle
    Finral, explain this festival in more detail.
[03:11] Finral
    Huh? U-Uh, sure...
[03:13] Finral
    But I have seniority...
[03:15] Finral
    As you all know, the Wizard King awards stars
[03:18] Finral
    to Magic Knights Squads to
    recognize their achievements.
[03:20] Finral
    All of the squads compete to
    see who can get the most stars.
[03:25] Finral
    Then they announce the number
    of stars won in a year
[03:27] Finral
    and determine the top squad for that
    year. That's what this festival is.
[03:31] Asta
    Heck yeah! Let's shoot for number one!
[03:34] Noelle
    Considering how much trouble
    our squad causes each year,
[03:36] Noelle
    I'm sure we're always fighting for last place.
[03:38] Yami
    Nope!
SIGN    Last Year's Star Numbers 1: Golden Dawn 96 2: Crimson Lion Kings 93 3: Silver Eagles 88 4: Purple Orcas 74 5: Blue Rose Knights 72 6: Green Praying Mantises 65 7: Aqua Deer 53 8: Coral Peacocks 51 9: Black Bulls -50
[03:41] Yami
    We're dead last, without contest.
[03:43] Yami
    I mean, we're the only squad in the negative.
[03:45] Asta
    What?! We're causing way
    too much trouble, then!
[03:48] Finral
    Also, this festival is held
    in full view of the public,
[03:52] Finral
    and is the biggest, most-loved
    festival of the year.
[03:56] Yami
    And it's called...
SIGN    The
SIGN    Raging Bull
SIGN    Star
SIGN    Festival
SIGN    Festival
[03:59] Yami
    ...the Star Festival!
SIGN    The Star Festival
SIGN    Festival
[04:03] Magna
    Whoo! Mister Yami!
[04:05] Yami
    He's really into this!
    Captain Yami is surprisingly into this!
[04:08] Yami
    Right. I can never get into this
    stupid festival, but let's go.
[04:12] Noelle
    Yet you're dressed like that?
[04:14] Magna
    I'll go with you, Mister Yami!
[04:16] All
    Festival! Festival! Festival! Festival!
[04:16] Finral
    Girls! Girls! Girls! Girls!
[04:21] Asta
    Oh, sorry to interrupt, but Finral...
[04:21] Finral
    Girls! Girls! Girls... hm?
[04:24] Asta
    There are some people
    I'd like you to bring with us.
[04:45] Asta
    This is awesome!
[04:49] Yami
    All right! Go live it up, you dumbasses!
SIGN    Raging Bull
SIGN    Festival
[04:52] Yami
    There's still time before
    they announce the rankings!
[04:55] Vanessa
    Woohoo! I'm drinking tonight!
[04:58] Charmy
    La! Noms!
[05:00] Magna
    I'm gonna go get some food, too.
[05:03] Gauche
    I wonder what I should get for Marie.
[05:05] Luck
    I wonder if there's anyone strong around.
[05:13] Kid
    Hey...
[05:14] Kid
    Where'd you buy that funny-looking mask?
[05:17] Gordon
    This is my face.
[05:20] Mom
    Stop that!
[05:23] Asta
    I'm super excited!
[05:25] Asta
    I wish I could show this
    to everyone back in Hage!
[05:30] Noelle
    Don't get so excited that
    you end up getting lost.
[05:33] Noelle
    W-Well, I guess I'd better
    go around with you.
[05:37] Kiato
    Hey!
[05:38] Asta
    Oh, there they are!
[05:42] Noelle
    Kahono! Kiato!
[05:46] Noelle
    I've missed you guys!
[05:48] Kiato
    Asta! You're looking great!
[05:50] Asta
    Yeah!
[05:52] Noelle
    What brings you here, though?
[05:54] Asta
    I had Finral bring them over.
[05:57] Finral
    Always happy to help out one
    of my adorable juniors.
[06:01] Finral
    Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got
    some kayute girls waiting for me.
[06:04] Finral
    Flirty, flirty, flirt!
[06:06] Kiato
    So this is what a festival
     in a surface city is like!
[06:09] Kiato
    It's amazing!
[06:13] Kiato
    I'm already grateful enough that you
    guys saved the Underwater Temple
[06:17] Kiato
    from those terrifying
    Eye of the Midnight Sun guys.
[06:21] Kiato
    Thanks for inviting us, Asta.
[06:24] Kiato
    And there's my beautiful goddess!
[06:29] Kiato
    Kahono, you still can't talk,
    so don't get too excited.
[06:36] Kiato
    I'm sure Kahono really wants to sing.
[06:41] Kiato
    And I...
[06:44] Asta
    Kiato, did you bring your leg?
[06:47] Kiato
    Huh? Yeah...
[06:49] Kiato
    We preserved it with water
    magic. Why do you ask?
[06:52] Asta
    Good.
[06:54] Asta
    In that case...
[07:12] Kiato
    My leg!
[07:13] Asta
    Awesome! We got secret witch
    spells from the Queen of Witches,
[07:16] Asta
    and that was one of her healing spells!
[07:20] Kiato
    This is amazing!
[07:24] Kiato
    I can dance! Just like before!
[07:30] Kahono
    No...elle?
[07:33] Kahono
    My voice... I can talk!
[07:37] Kahono
    I... can....
[07:40] Kahono
    sing again!
[07:42] Kahono
    Noelle!
[07:45] Kahono
    Thank you!
[07:46] Noelle
    Kahono!
[07:46] Kahono
    Thank you so much, Noelle!
[07:47] Noelle
    I'm so happy for you!
[07:52] Kiato
    Thank you so much, Asta!
[07:54] Asta
    S-Sure...
[08:15] Kahono
    Everyone can hear my song again...
    Thank you so much!
[08:26] Lady
    That was so pretty!
[08:28] Guy
    What a magnificent voice!
[08:30] Kiato
    I guess now we can strive to be idols again!
[08:34] Kahono
    Yeah! I'm gonna get even better,
    and then get filthy rich!
[08:38] Asta
    O-Oh, right...
[08:40] Noelle
    That's her main goal.
[08:41] Kiato
    Kahono's way more responsible than I am.
[08:44] Kahono
    Money's important!
[08:46] Kahono
    Hey, this festival only
    happens once a year, right?
[08:49] Kahono
    Let's have a total blast!
[08:51] Both
    Yeah!
[08:53] Kiato
    Your heart is mine, my beautiful goddess.
[08:59] Magna
    Shrimpsta!
[09:02] Asta
    Magna! What's that giant thing?
[09:05] Magna
    What else? It's a cannon to shoot fireworks!
[09:09] Asta
    Fireworks?!
[09:11] Magna
    I'm gonna be shootin' them off once the
    sun goes down, so you better help me!
[09:15] Asta
    Heck yeah!
[09:16] Asta
    Oh, but I'm about to go enjoy
    the festival with them.
[09:20] Magna
    What? You aren't going
    to listen to your senior?
[09:24] Magna
    There're two guys... and two girls.
[09:28] Magna
    H-Hey... Are you guys going
     on a d-double date?
[09:33] Noelle
    Double?!
[09:34] Magna
    Not bad, Shrimpsta.
[09:36] Asta
    Uh, what's this double whatever thing?
[09:40] Magna
    Huh? A double date's—
[09:44] Noelle
    Th-That's not it at all!
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What are you talking about?!
[09:48] Kiato
    I certainly won't complain about
    a date with my beautiful goddess.
[09:52] Kahono
    Jeez... I see you still have
    a problem with being honest.
[09:56] Kahono
    That means I'll just have to...
[09:58] Kahono
    Oh, come on!
[09:59] Kahono
    It's been forever since we've seen
    each other, so let's all have a blast!
[10:03] Kahono
    I know! Let's actually make it a double date!
[10:06] Both
    What?!
[10:08] Asta
    What the heck's about to happen here?!
[10:18] Kahono
    Okay! Let the double date begin!
[10:21] Noelle
    A d-double date? That's w-way too bold!
[10:26] Noelle
    For Kahono to bring this up...
    Does that mean she likes Asta?
[10:31] Kiato
    Kahono... She's doing this to bring
    me and my goddess together.
[10:36] Kiato
    Well done, little sister!
    Your big bro's gonna do his best!
[10:39] Kahono
    What the heck's a double date?!
[10:42] Asta
    Whoa!
[10:43] Kahono
    Come on, Asta. Let's go have some fun!
[10:46] Asta
    Ah, so a double date means having fun!
[10:52] Noelle
    S-So I was right?! Goodness, she l-linked
    arms with him right in front of me!
[10:58] Kiato
    Shall we dance as we go?
[11:01] Kahono
    Yup. She's panicking.
[11:03] Kahono
    Noelle, if you don't do something,
    I'm going to enjoy this festival with Asta.
[11:08] Kahono
    If you don't fight and win,
    your wish won't come true!
[11:13] Asta
    So good! Yum!
[11:19] Kiato
    Could you write "my beloved goddess"
     in mayonnaise for me?
[11:21] Guy
    "My beefy glasses"?
[11:23] Kiato
    No, "my beloved goddess."
[11:28] Asta
    I can't shoot!
[11:30] Guy
    Sir, you've got to use your magical power.
[11:33] Kahono
    In that case...
[11:35] Kahono
    Use some of mine.
[11:37] Asta
    Thanks!
[11:40] Guy
    Hey! What're you doing, miss?!
[11:40] Noelle
    Ugh! What's your deal?!
[11:43] Kiato
    I found this lovely mask that'd
    be perfect for you, my goddess!
[11:47] Kahono
    Woohoo! I got a prize in the magic gun game!
[11:51] Asta
    You're awesome, Kahono!
[11:53] Asta
    I got some smaller balls
    as a consolation prize!
[11:57] Noelle
    Those two seem like a good match.
[12:01] Noelle
    Wh-Why do I have to care
    about something like that?!
[12:05] Kiato
    My beautiful goddess, a crêpe for thee!
[12:09] Kahono
    Ugh, why aren't you even trying, Noelle?
[12:13] Kahono
    At this rate, I'm just getting
    in the way of your crush.
[12:17] Kahono
    I guess I'll just have to change things up.
[12:20] Kahono
    I know the perfect spot.
[12:26] Asta
    Hey, Noelle. What's this place?
[12:29] Noelle
    I-It's a haunted house, duh!
[12:31] Asta
    What's that?
[12:33] Noelle
    Huh?! You seriously don't
    know anything, do you?
[12:36] Asta
    They didn't have these things at
    the festivals in Hage Village.
[12:40] kahono
    Places like this are well-known for being
    extra scary and bringing couples super close!
[12:45] kahono
    Otherwise known as the couple
    establishment factory!
[12:48] Kahono
    At this rate, I'm just going
    to have to force them together!
[12:51] Kiato
    K-Kahono, don't leave my side!
[12:54] Kiato
    I can't let my goddess see me like this!
[12:57] Kahono
    Come out, ghosts... Or should
    I say, cupids of love!
[13:03] Sekke
    Bah-ha! Let's go over this one more time.
[13:07] Sekke
    You'll scare the customers,
    and then I appear!
[13:12] Sekke
    Bah-ha... Miss, are you all right?
[13:16] Sekke girl
    My, what a brave gentleman!
[13:18] Sekke
    Indeed! I'm the bravest!
[13:21] Sekke
    I am the most powerful of
    the Magic Knights, after all!
SIGN    < Lies >
[13:24] Sekke
    Just between you and me,
[13:25] Sekke
    I'm confirmed as the next captain
    of the Green Praying Mantises!
SIGN    < Lies >
[13:29] Sekke
    But I've fallen head over bah-ha for you!
SIGN    Complete Nonsense
[13:34] Sekke
    Let us enjoy this night together.
[13:37] Sekke girl
    Yes!
[13:38] Sekke
    And that's how I'm going to
    get the girl! Easy peasy.
[13:44] Both
    Yeah, for you.
[13:47] Sekke
    And here they come. Give it your all!
[13:51] Asta
    So when are these ghosts coming out?
[13:54] Noelle
    H-How am I supposed to know?
[13:59] Phati
    Phati!
[14:01] Aphro
    Aphro!
[14:05] Both
    Huh?
[14:09] Kahono
    There we go. They're scared.
[14:12] Kahono
    Asta and Noelle should be clinging to
    each other for dear life right about now.
[14:16] Phati
    Phati!
[14:18] kahono
    Or not?!
[14:21] Noelle
    Get lost! You stupid insect ghosts!
[14:25] Asta
    You guys had the nerve to attack
    the royal capital again?!
[14:31] Sekke
    Bah-ha?! Th-They're...
[14:34] Aphro
    Save me!
[14:38] Sekke
    Don't come over here! Hey! Look closer!
[14:43] Sekke
    It's me!
[14:45] Asta
    You must be the boss!
[14:48] Sekke
    Bah-ha?!
[14:59] Asta
    Oh, so they were all fake.
[15:03] Noelle
    Of course they were! We got
    kicked out because of you.
[15:07] Asta
    You flew off the handle too, you know.
[15:10] Noelle
    Y-You're just imagining things.
[15:12] Kiato
    I-I was so scared...
[15:14] Kahono
    Another failure! Noelle has to
    work harder, but Asta's too dense!
[15:19] Kahono
    I wonder how he really feels about Noelle.
[15:22] Kahono
    Hey, Asta.
[15:24] Kahono
    What does Noelle mean to you?
[15:28] Asta
    Huh?
[15:29] Asta
    What does she mean to me? Hmm... Let's see...
[15:35] Emma
    Mommy!
[15:38] Passerby
    Is she lost?
[15:39] Passerby
    Where the heck are her parents?
[15:42] Asta
    Hey, you oka—
[15:43] Passerby 2
    Look at her shabby clothes.
[15:45] Passerby 3
    What an eyesore.
[15:48] Passerby 4
    I wonder if her parents are peasants
    who came here to find work.
[15:51] Passerby 5
    What a noisy brat. Peasants can't
    even raise their kids properly.
[15:54] Passerby 6
    How dare those lousy peasants
    spoil the Star Festival for us?
[16:01] (Flashback) Lily
    Only those who possess strong magical
    powers can live in the realms above us.
[16:04] (Flashback) Lily
    There's prejudice against
    those who lack magical powers.
[16:07] (Flashback) Lily
    Even though we're all human.
[16:09] (Flashback) Asta
    Huh...
[16:13] Asta
    Hey!
[16:18] Noelle
    What's the matter? Why are you crying?
[16:25] Noelle
    Hey! I can't help you
    if you just keep crying!
[16:28] Noelle
    Get a hold of yourself!
[16:31] Noelle
    H-Hey...
[16:35] Asta
    I know!
[16:38] Asta
    Hey, lookie over here!
[16:40] Asta
    Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!
[16:47] Kahono
    I got you...
[16:50] Kahono
    Asta the Superman can do anything!
[16:56] Kahono
    He's tiny, but his voice sure is huge!
[16:59] Kahono
    He's dumb, but he's bursting with muscles!
[17:02] Kahono
    He can't use magic, but he
    can slash through any spell!
[17:05] Asta
    Are you making fun of me?!
[17:08] Kahono
    He can't use magic,
    but there's nothing he can't do!
[17:14] Kahono
    Superman, Superman, Superman Asta!
[17:23] Kahono
    Asta the Superman can do anything!
[17:33] Kahono
    Bursting with muscles!
[17:36] Kahono
    Slashes through any spell!
[17:38] Kahono
    Ta-da!
[17:42] Kahono
    There's nothing he can't do!
[17:47] Kahono
    Superman, Superman, Superman Asta!
[17:55] Emma
    Wow...
[17:57] Kiato
    My goddess, behold this dance,
    which I offer to you!
[18:02] Noelle
    So, tell me your name.
[18:05] Emma
    Emma.
[18:06] Noelle
    Kahono, could you use your song magic to
    broadcast this girl's name to her parents?
[18:13] Kahono
    Oh, yeah! Leave it to me!
[18:17] Kahono
    Emma!
[18:22] Mom
    How can I ever thank you?
[18:25] Asta
    I'm glad your mom showed up.
[18:28] Emma
    Thank you, everyone.
[18:31] Mom
    Didn't I tell you to stay put?
    I'm here to work, remember?
[18:37] Emma
    I'm sorry. The festival seemed so fun...
[18:41] Mom
    Thank you so much.
[18:46] Mom
    Those ornaments... You're royalty?!
[18:49] Mom
    From the House of Silva?
[18:51] Mom
    I-I'm so terribly sorry!
[18:53] Mom
    My daughter didn't offend
    you in any way, did she?!
[18:57] Guy
    Sh-She's royalty?
[18:59] Guy 2
    She has silver hair... She must
    belong to the House of Silva!
[19:02] Guy 3
    It's rude enough for any
    peasant to even speak to her!
[19:06] Noelle
    Yes, I am royalty.
[19:08] Noelle
    We're said to have the best
    magic in this kingdom.
[19:12] Noelle
    And that's exactly why we should
    extend a helping hand to everyone.
[19:16] Noelle
    Being arrogant because
    you think you're better
[19:18] Noelle
    than everyone else and
    looking down on others...
[19:19] Noelle
    Only those with shallow hearts do that!
[19:25] Noelle
    You can enjoy the festival too, Emma.
[19:29] Noelle
    It doesn't matter if you're a royal,
    an aristocrat, a commoner, or a peasant!
[19:33] Noelle
    Everyone should have fun together!
[19:40] Emma
    You're so cool, miss!
[19:44] (Flashback) Kahono
    What does Noelle mean to you?
[19:48] Asta
    Well...
[19:53] Asta
    I guess...
[19:55] Asta
    I like Noelle quite a bit.
[19:59] Magna
    Take that!
[20:01] Magna
    Whoo! Fireworks!
[20:06] Asta
    Huh? What's wrong?
[20:08] Kahono
    Finally!
[20:10] Kahono
    Come on, Noelle!
    Tell him how you really feel!
[20:13] Noelle
    Where...
[20:15] Noelle
    Where the heck did that come from?!
[20:17] Noelle
    Have you lost your mind?!
[20:21] Asta
    What the heck?!
[20:24] Asta
    That's hot!
[20:27] Guy
    Whoa...
[20:28] Guy 2
    That's royalty for you.
[20:30] Guy 3
    Is he okay?
[20:32] Kahono
    Yeesh...
[20:34] Kiato
    Asta, did you fly off in
     consideration for my feelings?
[20:42] Kahono
    Jeez... He's so dense, and she just
    can't be honest with herself.
[20:50] Lady
    What was that?
[20:52] Asta
    I-I thought I was going to die...
SIGN    Festival
[21:00] Jack
    I've wanted to settle the score
    with you for a long time.
[21:08] Asta
    Wh-What's going on?
SIGN    Petit Clover
[22:45] All
    Petit Clover!
SIGN    Hitman
[22:49] Gauche
    Hitman.
[22:55] Gauche
    My angel... No, my client, Marie...
[23:00] Gauche
    As you requested, your big brother
    is going to end that man's life.
[23:04] Gauche
    The target is that doll.
[23:06] Doll
    We are hoomans.
[23:09] Gauche
    Marie likes that thing a lot lately.
    I'm going to bring it down.
[23:13] Gauche
    With all my magical powers!
[23:16] Gauche
    Mirror Magic...
[23:18] Gauche
    Real Double! And then...
[23:21] Gauche
    Reflect Refrain!
[23:23] Doll
    Hoomans... Hoomans...
[23:26] Gauche
    Wha— We missed!
[23:26] Doll
    Hoomans...
[23:29] Guy
    Oh, this really short, buff
    kid broke that gun earlier.
[23:34] Gauche
    He's going to die!
[23:39] Noelle
    I went on a d-date with you, so
    you'd better be grateful, Stupidsta!
[23:43] Noelle
    Wait, who said it was a date?! I'm a royal!
[23:47] Noelle
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[23:51] Noelle
    Uh, what are you doing, Captain?