E68 - Battle to the Death?! Yami VS Jack

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[00:06] nar
    It appeared as though humanity
    would be destroyed by the demons.
[00:14] Nar
    But a single mage saved them all.
[00:26] Nar
    He was called the Wizard King,
    and he became a legend.
[00:34] Nar
    The Star Festival, held in the
    royal capital, had begun.
[00:37] Nar
    The Star Festival was held
[00:38] Nar
    to acknowledge the Magic
    Knights Squads' achievements
[00:40] Nar
    and announce who had received the most
    stars from the Wizard King that year.
[00:47] Noelle
    Kahono! Kiato!
[00:49] Nar
    Asta had invited Kahono and Kiato from
    the Underwater Temple to the festival
[00:55] Nar
    and used the Queen of
    Witches' secret witch spells
[00:57] Nar
    to heal Kahono's injured throat
    and Kiato's injured leg.
[01:01] Nar
    Asta and the others enjoyed
    the festival, but...
[01:04] Kahono
    Hey, Asta.
[01:07] Kahono
    What does Noelle mean to you?
[01:09] Asta
    Huh?
[01:11] Asta
    What does she mean to me?
[01:14] Asta
    I guess...
[01:16] Asta
    I like Noelle quite a bit.
[01:18] Noelle
    Where...
[01:19] Noelle
    Where the heck did that come from?!
[01:21] Noelle
    Have you lost your mind?!
[01:25] Asta
    What the heck?!
SIGN    Festival
[01:34] Nar
    Asta ended up stumbling upon
    Yami and Captain Jack the Ripper
[01:39] Nar
    of the Green Praying Mantises facing
    off in a rather heated situation.
SIGN    Battle to the Death?!
     Yami VS Jack
[03:24] Vanessa
    Hey, mister! Can I get another drink?
[03:31] Kiato
    Come one, come all!
[03:34] Kiato
    Behold the song and dance
    of the Underwater Temple!
[03:37] Guy
    Such a beautiful song!
[03:39] Lady
    And that boy dances so elegantly.
[03:48] Noelle
    Kahono can sing again,
     and Kiato can dance again.
[03:51] Noelle
    That's so wonderful.
[03:53] Noelle
    Don't you think so, Stupidsta?
[03:56] Noelle
    Wh-Who the heck are you? I'm royalty!
[04:00] Guy
    I'm terribly sorry.
[04:02] Noelle
    I forgot. I blasted him away.
[04:04] Noelle
    How dare he fly off somewhere?
[04:06] Noelle
    Stupid Stupidsta.
[04:08] Noelle
    Stupidsta, where did you go? Hey!
[04:11] Guy
    How about some food, missy?
[04:13] Noelle
    Maybe later.
[04:14] Guy
    Want to take a shot or two, miss?
[04:16] Noelle
    Maybe later.
[04:17] Guy
    Would you like to try one, miss?
[04:19] Noelle
    Maybe...
[04:22] Noelle
    Gulp.
[04:24] Noelle
    ...later.
[04:28] Noelle
    I guess common food is okay.
     This isn't bad at all.
[04:32] Noelle
    Anyway, I wonder where Stupidsta flew off to.
[04:38] Noelle
    Mana seems to be concentrating over there...
[04:45] Asta
    How about some squid?
SIGN    Raging Bull
[04:48] Asta
    Everyone, come try out Captain Yami's
    yummy—I mean, Yami—grilled squid!
[04:54] Sekke
    Bah-ha! Bah-ha! Bah-ha!
[04:57] Sekke
    Captain Jack's meat dishes are the best!
[05:00] Sekke
    You only need one bite to feel satisfied!
[05:01] Sekke
    It's piping hot! Your mouth can't help
    but go bah-ha, bah-ha, bah-ha!
[05:05] Aphro
    You mean they'll be going
    aph, aph, aphew! That's hot!
[05:07] Phati
    Your heart and stomach will
    feel phat and content!
[05:09] Jack
    No shit.
SIGN    Festival
SIGN    Raging Bull
[05:17] Yami
    What the hell, kid?
    Where are all our customers?
[05:21] Yami
    If you don't get us some customers, I'll kill you.
[05:23] Asta
    Y-Yes, sir! Mister,
    how about a squidtastic squid?
[05:27] Asta
    Whaddya say?
[05:29] Asta
    Hey, don't run away!
[05:30] Asta
    Come on! At least try one!
[05:32] Jack
    Newbie! If you don't get me more
    customers, I'm gonna slice you up.
[05:36] Sekke
    B-Bah-ha?! I promise he's
    not scary, everyone!
[05:39] Sekke
    Please buy some, bah-ha!
[05:40] Sekke
    Come on, you two! Bring in some customers!
[05:42] Both
    Got it.
[05:44] Asta
    Please, buy one!
[05:46] Sekke
    Please! Please buy some, bah-ha!
[05:46] Asta
    Come on, please? Come buy one!
[05:48] Both
    Buy some!
[05:49] Sekke
    Please!
[05:50] Asta
    Sir? They won't even look at me.
[05:54] Sekke
    The unpopular captain of the Black Bulls
[05:57] Sekke
    and our captain are right
    next to each other.
[05:59] Sekke
    There's no way anyone's gonna buy from us.
[06:01] Sekke
    Bah-ha, bah-ha...
[06:02] Phati
    Phati, phati...
[06:02] Aphro
    Aph, aph...
[06:03] Jack
    What was that?
[06:07] Sekke
    This is delicious! Super delicious!
    Please buy some!
[06:10] Asta
    I promise it's not poisoned!
[06:11] Noelle
    I was wondering why mana was concentrating
    over here. What are you doing?
[06:15] Asta
    Help me out, Noelle!
[06:17] Noelle
    Huh? Oh...
[06:18] Noelle
    Guess you're here, too, Bah-ha.
SIGN    Specialty
    Grilled Squid
[06:21] Sekke
    Young lady from the Black Bulls...
[06:22] Sekke
    My name is not "Bah-ha," it's Sekke.
[06:25] Sekke
    I'm Sekke Bronzazza, bah-ha!
[06:27] Noelle
    Oh. Whatever.
[06:30] Noelle
    So, what are you and Bah...
    er, Sekke, doing, Asta?
[06:34] Asta
    Captain Yami and...
[06:35] Three
    ...Captain Jack...
[06:41] (Flashback) Jack
    I've wanted to settle the score
    with you for a long time.
[06:46] (Flashback) Jack
    Your food stall and my food stall...
[06:49] (Flashback) Jack
    Let's see who sells the most!
[06:52] (Flashback) Jack
    It's on!
[06:54] (Flashback) Yami
    Bring it! There's no way I'm gonna lose!
[06:57] (Flashback) Jack
    You grandpa-faced fisherman!
[06:58] (Flashback) Jack
    If you lose, I'll flay you alive!
[07:00] (Flashback) Yami
    Bring it on, you giant string bean!
[07:02] (Flashback) Yami
    If you lose, I'll make you wipe my ass!
[07:06] (Flashback) Jack
    It's on! I ain't gonna lose!
[07:09] (Flashback) Yami
    No matter what...
[07:10] (Flashback) Both
    ...I'm gonna win!
SIGN    Grilled Squid
[07:13] (Flashback) All
    Er...
[07:15] Noelle
    Say what?
[07:16] Asta
    That's why we got roped
    into bringing customers in.
[07:18] Sekke
    But neither stall has sold anything.
[07:24] Old lady
    How about some grilled purple
    snakes I just caught over there?
[07:29] Asta
    That sounds super tast—I'm kidding!
[07:31] Asta
    It sounds gross!
[07:32] Yami
    Stop getting distracted by other stalls.
[07:34] Asta
    But purple snakes...
[07:36] Yami
    My rainbow squids...
[07:38] Yami
    I risked my life catching them in
    a storm off the coast of Raquey,
[07:42] Yami
    using my years of fishing experience!
[07:44] Yami
    They're the finest you can get!
[07:46] Yami
    Don't you dare compare them to some snakes!
[07:50] Asta
    I'm sorry!
[07:51] Yami
    If I lose to Jack, it'll be all your fault.
[07:56] Asta
    H-How about some grilled squid?!
[07:58] Asta
    They were caught fresh of the coast of
    Raquey! They're the finest you can get!
[08:00] Asta
    They're delicious, just like
    the tatoes from Hage Village!
[08:04] Yami
    What are you trying to do? Ruin my business?
[08:06] Asta
    No!
[08:08] Yami
    So it is your fault that I
    haven't sold a single one yet!
[08:15] Asta
    Squid... Squid, squid... Squid...
[08:18] Noelle
    Stupidsta!
[08:20] Yami
    Tch. You're friggin' worthless.
[08:22] Jack
    Mine were useless, too.
[08:27] Jack
    We don't have time to wait and
    see who can get better sales.
[08:31] Yami
    Imagine that. I was just
    thinking the same thing.
[08:34] Jack
    Why don't we...
[08:35] Yami
    ...fight each other with our own abilities!
[08:38] Both
    Dead or alive!
[08:40] Noelle
    Wait, what?
[08:47] Yami
    Look that way!
[08:51] Noelle
    Huh?
[08:52] Both
    Dead or alive!
[08:55] Jack
    Look that way!
[09:00] Jack
    Look that way!
[09:05] Noelle
    What is this?
[09:06] Yami
    Take that!
[09:16] Both
    Next!
[09:21] Yami
    We're not getting anywhere.
[09:24] Jack
    Guess we need to step it up a notch!
[09:26] Yami
    If I actually get serious, you're gonna die.
[09:29] Jack
    That's my line!
[09:32] Yami
    Let's change locations. We're gonna
    end up causing a disturbance here.
[09:36] Phati
    We'll be going now.
[09:38] Aphro
    Excuse us!
[09:39] Noelle
    Asta! Stupidsta!
[09:42] Yami
    Noelle.
[09:42] Noelle
    Get a hold of yourself! Stupidsta!
[09:44] Yami
    Noelle!
[09:46] Noelle
    What?
[09:47] Yami
    Get Finral's ass down here.
[10:01] Asta
    Hey, this is...
[10:13] Yami
    We won't bother anyone here.
[10:17] Yami
    I'm on another level today...
    Just like this grilled squid!
[10:23] Jack
    And I'll slice you in half,
    just like that grilled squid!
[10:27] Noelle
    Why did I have to come, too?
[10:30] Noelle
    This is also pretty tasty.
[10:32] Sekke
    Captain Jack can slice a
    giant mountain in bah-half!
[10:36] Sekke
    You may be the Captain of the Black Bulls,
    but you're no match for Captain Jack!
[10:41] Sekke
    Bah-ha! Bah-ha! Bah-haha!
[10:44] Noelle
    What's got Bah-ha so worked up?
[10:48] Finral
    That festival had the girls so laid-back
    that my flirting almost worked.
[10:54] Finral
    Man...
[10:57] Julius
    Yami and Jack having a
    no-holds-barred battle...
[11:00] Julius
    I wonder what kind of
    powerful spells I'll see.
[11:03] Julius
    I can't wait!
[11:06] Yami
    You ready for this, Jack the Ripper?
[11:09] Jack
    That's my line! Yami Sukehiro,
    my blades are tingling!
[11:14] Jack
    They can't wait to slice and dice you!
[11:18] Jack
    Last time, you were almost dead, so slicing
     you up wouldn't have been worth it.
[11:23] Yami
    Who was almost dead, now?
[11:25] Jack
    You, you dumbass!
[11:26] Jack
    You let those Eye of the Midnight Sun
    bastards beat the shit out of you!
[11:29] Yami
    I was only acting like they
    beat the shit out of me.
[11:32] Yami
    I was going to turn things around
    right when you guys showed up.
[11:36] Jack
    Whatever. Looks like you're
    getting worked up, Yami.
[11:40] Jack
    You'll actually be worth slicing up today!
[11:43] Yami
    Let's see who's gonna be slicing up who!
[11:45] Finral
    Well, I see they're as terrifying as ever.
[11:48] Asta
    Holy crap! I can feel their electrifying
    ki all the way over here!
[11:52] Noelle
    Why are all the Magic Knights
    Squad Captains so weird?
[11:55] Sekke
    Let's see what kind of battle unfolds!
[11:58] Noelle
    Again, why are you so worked up?
[12:21] Sekke
    Bah-ha!
[12:29] Yami
    Dark Magic: Dark Cloaked Black Blade!
[12:35] Jack
    Nice!
[12:36] Jack
    Severing Magic: Death Scythe!
[12:40] Asta
    Wow...
[12:42] Noelle
    Hmph. That's nothing special.
[12:45] Noelle
    If Captain Yami got serious—
[12:46] Sekke
    You're amazing, Captain Jack! Bah-hahaha!
[12:53] Yami
    Hey, watch it, damn it!
[12:54] Asta
    He's okay!
[12:55] Finral
    Captain Yami's Lightless Blade
    can draw out the enemy's spell!
[13:00] Noelle
    So that's how he avoided that attack.
[13:03] Asta
    You're so awesome, Captain Yami!
[13:06] Julius
    Yami and Jack, both of your spells
    are amazing! Well done, boys!
[13:10] Yami
    I guess I'll start this next round.
[13:13] Yami
    I'll show you an extra-special spell.
[13:15] Jack
    Extra-special?
[13:17] Yami
    I awakened a new spell during the
    mission to the Underwater Temple.
[13:23] Yami
    My own talent scares me sometimes.
[13:26] Jack
    All right, bring it on!
[13:28] Noelle
    A new spell?
[13:30] Finral
    Wait, don't tell me...
[13:31] Sekke
    Bah-ha, bah-ha?
[13:34] Asta
    He's going to use that on Captain Jack?
[13:40] Asta
    Uh, Finral, shouldn't we be
    stopping Captain Yami now?
[13:44] Finral
    Uh, what?
[13:46] Asta
    This is dangerous, even for Captain Jack.
[13:48] Noelle
    Yeah! Stop them!
[13:51] Noelle
    What if something happens to one of
    the Magic Knights Squad Captains?
[13:54] Finral
    What do you expect me to do?
[13:55] Noelle
    If one of them goes down, the other's
    going to be held responsible.
[13:59] Noelle
    And if that happens, the forces protecting
    the Clover Kingdom will be weakened!
[14:02] Noelle
    Then what do you think will happen?
[14:04] Finral
    What will happen?
[14:05] Noelle
    The Eye of the Midnight Sun or
    the Diamond Kingdom might attack!
[14:10] Noelle
    If you don't stop them now,
    it'll be all your fault!
[14:13] Finral
    It's my fault?!
[14:14] Sekke
    It's all your fault! Bah-haha!
[14:17] Finral
    Seriously, who the hell are you?
[14:19] Noelle
    Hurry up and stop them.
[14:21] Noelle
    I'm royalty, remember?
[14:23] Finral
    What does that have to do
    with anything right now?!
[14:26] Finral
    But I probably should try to stop them.
[14:29] Finral
    Either of them getting
    defeated would be bad news.
[14:32] Finral
    If he actually uses Dimension Slash in here,
[14:35] Finral
    who knows if the rest of
    this cave will even hold up?
[14:37] Finral
    And then...
[14:40] Finral
    Everyone will be in danger.
[14:42] Finral
    Since I have the most seniority here,
    I need to stop them!
[14:46] Finral
    Yami! Stop! That's enough!
[14:50] Asta
    Finral!
[14:51] Yami
    Stay out of my way!
[14:53] Noelle
    He's so useless.
[14:55] Sekke
    Seriously, talk about pathetic.
[14:57] Noelle
    What is your deal?
[14:59] Yami
    Here I come!
[15:01] Jack
    Come at me!
[15:03] Yami
    Dark Magic: Dark Cloaked...
[15:06] Jack
    Severing Magic...
[15:08] Jack
    Death Scy—
[15:08] Yami
    Dimension—
[15:15] Julius
    Time Binding Magic: Chrono Stasis!
[15:23] Julius
    I would've loved to have
    seen Dimension Slash,
[15:25] Julius
    but as you mentioned, if something were to
    happen to any of the Magic Knights Captains,
[15:30] Julius
    we'd be at a disadvantage.
[15:31] Julius
    Not to mention, this cave would
    probably collapse from the impact.
[15:35] Julius
    I'll just have to look forward to
    seeing Dimension Slash later.
[15:39] Marx
    Wizard King! Where are you slacking off now?!
[15:42] Julius
    Hey there, Marx.
    Something really fun was happening.
[15:45] Marx
    Please stop fooling around and hurry back!
[15:48] Marx
    It's time for the meeting
    concerning the Star Festival's
[15:50] Marx
    announcement of how many
    stars each squad has earned!
[15:52] Julius
    Oh, is it?
[15:54] Marx
    Don't "Oh, is it?" me!
[15:56] Marx
    The king is waiting for you, too!
[15:57] Marx
    Please return right now!
[15:59] Julius
    You're always so angry, Marx.
[16:01] Julius
    Your blood pressure's going to go sky-high.
[16:03] Marx
    And whose fault is that?!
[16:06] Julius
    Well, you heard him.
    I'm going to head back now.
[16:09] Julius
    I'll see you again later.
[16:11] Julius
    But before that, I should probably make
    sure they don't fight again after I leave.
[16:17] Julius
    Abra and cadabra.
[16:18] Julius
    All done.
[16:21] Yami
    Dimension Slash!
[16:24] Jack
    Death Scythe!
[16:34] Asta
    Huh?
[16:35] Noelle
    What happened?
[16:36] Sekke
    Bah-ha?
[16:42] Yami
    What the hell happened to your pants, man?
[16:44] Jack
    Look who's talking!
[16:52] Yami
    Damn. I don't feel like fighting anymore.
[16:56] Jack
    Don't make me laugh. Now I don't
    feel like slicing you up anymore.
[17:00] Noelle
    Are they done now?
[17:03] Finral
    Thank goodness. I won't be
    held responsible for this now.
[17:06] Finral
    Jeez! What were you going to do
    if something serious happened?
[17:10] Both
    You dumbass. Like this jackass
    would go down that easily.
[17:13] Finral
    Right...
[17:15] Finral
    That's not the issue here!
[17:16] Sekke
    They say the more you fight,
     the closer you are.
[17:19] Sekke
    But make sure you don't
    fight too much, bah-ha.
[17:22] Noelle
    Seriously, who do you think you are?
[17:27] Jack
    This isn't half bad.
[17:29] Yami
    Your meat dish isn't that bad, either.
[17:32] Jack
    Right? Now, I'll make you some dessert.
[17:37] Jack
    Hey, go get that one thing!
[17:38] Sekke
    Bah-ha!
SIGN    Ice
[17:41] Jack
    Now hold it down.
[17:42] Sekke
    Bah-ha! So cold...
SIGN    Raging Bull
SIGN    Ice
[17:48] Yami
    Not bad.
[17:50] Jack
    Here ya go.
[17:51] Yami
    Thanks.
[17:53] Noelle
    The more you fight, the closer you are, huh?
[17:56] Noelle
    Maybe Sekke is right.
[17:57] Noelle
    S-Stupidsta...
[18:00] Noelle
    I-I don't mind f-fighting
    with you once in a while.
[18:05] Asta
    S-Sure?
[18:07] Finral
    Well, I'll be going now.
    I'm gonna go join everyone else.
[18:12] Yami
    Let's call it a draw for today.
[18:15] Yami
    That makes it 53 wins,
    0 losses, and 34 draws for me.
[18:20] Jack
    Huh? What the hell are you talking about?
[18:22] Jack
    You mean it's my 98 wins,
    0 losses, and 1 draw.
[18:25] Yami
    You must be going senile.
    It's my 156 wins and 0 losses.
[18:30] Jack
    I'm the one with 567 victories here.
[18:33] Yami
    Oh?
[18:35] Jack
    You want a piece of me?!
[18:36] Yami
    I've been wanting to settle the
    score with you for a long time now.
[18:40] Jack
    Guess tonight's the night.
[18:41] Yami
    You giant string bean!
[18:44] Jack
    You grandpa-faced fisherman!
[18:46] Noelle
    Again?! Asta, stop them!
[18:49] Asta
    Me?!
[18:50] Noelle
    Well, who else is there?
[18:52] Asta
    You go do it!
[18:54] Noelle
    But I'm royalty!
[18:56] Sekke
    Now, now, let's just—
[18:58] Jack
    Shut up!
[19:01] Noelle
    See? There's no one else.
[19:04] Asta
    Okay, fine...
SIGN    Raging Bull
[19:07] Asta
    U-Um, Captain Yami, Captain Jack...
[19:11] Asta
    Come on, we're at this super fun
    festival, so let's not fight.
[19:15] Asta
    Let's just all get along, okay? 'Kay?
[19:17] Yami
    You're in my way.
[19:20] Yami
    Stay out of my way!
[19:25] Noelle
    Stupidsta!
[19:33] Kahono
    Everyone, thanks for your support!
[19:35] Kiato
    We're going to become the biggest
    idols in the Clover Kingdom someday!
[19:40] Kahono
    Idols that can sing, dance, and use magic!
[19:43] Kahono
    I'm Kahono!
[19:44] Kiato
    And I'm Kiato!
[19:45] Both
    We look forward to your support!
[19:48] Both
    We look forward to plenty of yuls, too!
[19:51] Asta
    Oh, no!
[19:51] Both
    Lots and lots!
[19:54] Kiato
    Asta?
[19:57] Vanessa
    You're late, Finral. Where were you?
[20:01] Vanessa
    I bet you asked a girl out
    again just to get rejected.
[20:03] Finral
    I mean, that happened too, but...
[20:06] Finral
    A few other things happened, too.
[20:08] Vanessa
    Other things?
[20:10] Finral
    I'm pretty exhausted.
[20:12] Vanessa
    Oh, come on. The festival just started.
[20:14] Finral
    Oh, thanks.
[20:15] Vanessa
    Go on. Drink up! Cheers!
[20:19] Finral
    Cheers.
SIGN    I know.
SIGN    Captain Yami must've summoned you to use your spatial magic.
SIGN    That must've been rough. Thanks for all you do.
SIGN    Cheers.
[20:35] Guy
    Y-You okay?
[20:37] Asta
    Captain Yami, I flew super far!
[20:41] Guy
    He's actually okay.
[20:42] Guy
    He's so tough.
[20:44] Asta
    Where the heck am I?
[20:47] Asta
    I need to get back to everyone else.
[20:53] Guy
    Wow, she's so beautiful.
[20:54] Guy
    She's so elegant.
[20:56] Guy
    Is she from some wealthy family?
[20:57] Guy
    Hey, go talk to her, man.
[20:59] Guy
    No way! How could I?
[21:01] Asta
    She is super pretty. I bet
    Finral would love her.
[21:10] Asta
    But I feel like I've seen her before.
SIGN    Petit Clover
[22:49] All
    Petit Clover!
SIGN    Grilled Squid
[22:53] Yami
    Grilled Squid.
[22:57] Yami
    Today, I'll show you how to make
    some delicious grilled squid.
[23:01] Both
    Yeah!
[23:02] Yami
    It's super simple. Anyone can do it.
[23:04] Noelle
    You say that,
[23:05] Noelle
    but you're not going to cheat and use
    magic like that one chef did, are you?
[23:10] Yami
    Just watch.
[23:11] Yami
    First, you pull out its insides
    and cut slits into it.
[23:14] Asta
    Those are actually real instructions!
[23:20] Yami
    Then you season it with sugar,
    salt, mirin, and ginger.
[23:23] Noelle
    Still real instructions!
[23:24] Yami
    Then, you grill it.
[23:26] Both
    This is normal cooking!
[23:27] Yami
    All done.
[23:29] Both
    Yummy!
[23:31] Yami
    There you go. Simple grilled squid
     that anyone can make.
[23:34] Yami
    There's no punchline this time.
[23:39] Finral
    Festivals are the best!
[23:40] Finral
    Girls let their guard down a little, too!
[23:43] Finral
    Okay, I'm gonna get me a girl!
[23:45] finral
    Black Clover, Page 69:
    "The Briar Maiden's Melancholy."
SIGN    Page 69
    
     The Briar Maiden's Melancholy
[23:48] Finral
    Whoa! Captain Charlotte has makeup on!
[23:51] Finral
    She's even more beautiful than usual!