E30 - The Mirror Mage

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[00:06] Nar
    It appeared as though humanity
    would be destroyed by the demons.
[00:14] Nar
    But a single mage saved them all.
[00:26] Nar
    He was called the Wizard King,
    and he became a legend.
[00:57] Thief 3
    He's so strong...
[00:58] Thief 2
    What the hell was that magic?
[01:01] Gauche
    So, how would you like to die?
[01:03] Thief 1
    P-Please spare us! We'll never
    attack the village again!
[01:08] Gauche
    I won't kill you this time.
[01:11] Thief 1
    Huh?
[01:12] Gauche
    Because today is...
[01:17] Gauche
    Marie's birthday.
[01:20] Thief 1
    Huh?
[01:21] Gauche
    Come on. Celebrate Marie's birthday with me.
[01:24] Thief 1
    Who the heck is that?!
[01:26] Gauche
    Rejoice greatly, rejoice
    with all your might,
[01:28] Gauche
    and then die.
[01:30] Thief 1
    I'm going to die anyway?!
SIGN    The Mirror Mage
SIGN    Village in the Boonies: Hage
[03:11] Lily
    Father!
[03:12] Lily
    They sent money again this month.
[03:16] Father
    Great!
[03:19] Nash
    Are they doing well?
[03:21] Rekka
    We'll be able to eat lots of tatoes again.
[03:23] Both
    Yay!
SIGN    Wizard King Grand Magic Knight 1st-5th Class Senior Magic Knight 1st-5th Class Intermediate Magic Knight 1st Class Junior Magic Knight 2nd Class Junior Magic Knight 3rd Class Junior Magic Knight 4th Class Junior Magic Knight 5th Class Junior Magic Knight
[03:25] Lily
    Apparently Yuno became a
    first-class junior Magic Knight.
[03:29] Nash
    That's awesome! It's only been
    two months since he joined!
[03:32] Father
    Yuno is the hope of Hage!
[03:35] Arlu
    What about Asta?
[03:36] Father
    I'm sure he's trying too hard
    and being a burden to everyone.
[03:40] Father
    Asta, you can come home at any time!
[03:43] Lily
    Let's see... "Hello, Sister Lily,
    brats at the church, and Mayor."
[03:48] Father
    What about me?!
SIGN    Wizard King Grand Magic Knight 1st-5th Class Senior Magic Knight 1st-5th Class Intermediate Magic Knight 1st Class Junior Magic Knight 2nd Class Junior Magic Knight 3rd Class Junior Magic Knight 4th Class Junior Magic Knight 5th Class Junior Magic Knight
[03:52] Lily
    Asta's also become a
    third-class junior Magic Knight?!
[03:55] All
    What?!
[03:58] Nash
    I see... I guess Asta's working hard, too.
[04:02] Father
    To think our Asta is finally...
[04:04] Father
    Both of you stay healthy, and do your best!
SIGN    The Golden Dawn's Headquarters
[04:13] Klaus
    Yuno.
[04:15] Klaus
    I heard you moved up to
    first-class junior Magic Knight.
[04:18] Mimosa
    Congratulations.
[04:20] Yuno
    It's no big deal.
[04:21] Klaus
    Exactly.
[04:23] Klaus
    We wouldn't want you to get too cocky.
[04:25] Klaus
    I still far surpass you in
    both rank and experience.
[04:34] Mimosa
    Klaus?
[04:37] Klaus
    Take this.
[04:41] Klaus
    A little gift from your senior
    in honor of your promotion.
[04:44] Klaus
    You sent all of your pay
    back home, didn't you?
[04:50] Mimosa
    Klaus is so shy.
[04:53] Mimosa
    He was so happy when he heard
    you had been promoted
[04:57] Mimosa
    that his glasses were sparkling with joy.
[05:00] Yuno
    It's a bit smothering.
SIGN    Black Bulls' Base
[05:09] Yami
    All right, all eyes up here.
[05:13] Yami
    We just got paid, so no work today.
[05:16] All
    Yeah!
[05:18] Asta
    All right! I'm gonna train real hard!
[05:23] Magna
    Thanks, Mr. Yami!
[05:25] Magna
    Awesome decision, sir!
[05:27] Vanessa
    Let's drink! The night's still young.
[05:30] Charmy
    Time for second breakfast!
[05:33] Charmy
    Munchy, munchy, munchy...
[05:35] Finral
    I'm gonna hit on all the girls!
[05:36] Finral
    Ocean girls? Mountain girls?
[05:38] Finral
    All the girls meet... me!
[05:43] Yami
    By the way, Gauche, good job
    handling that many guys yesterday.
[05:48] Gauche
    Today's my sister's birthday, so could I have
    the next year off, until her next birthday?
[05:53] Yami
    No.
[05:53] Luck
    I'm so bored! I wonder if anyone
    will attack the royal capital again.
[05:57] Luck
    Hey! Maybe I'll attack it!
[05:59] Yami
    That's a bigger no.
[06:01] Gordon
    Your luck with money goes
    up if you polish gold.
[06:03] Noelle
    None of these guys intend to work at all...
[06:08] Charmy
    Cotton Creation Magic: Sheep Cooks!
[06:25] Charmy
    Time to eat!
[06:28] Charmy
    Munchy, munchy, munchy...
[06:30] Asta
    You've got tatoes!
[06:31] Charmy
    I procured the local specialty from my
    meal-saving prince's hometown, Hage Village!
[06:37] Charmy
    Dig in, everyone!
[06:38] Asta
    Thanks! So good!
[06:42] Yami
    It's so dry. Must be full of fiber.
[06:47] Luck
    It's so flaky.
[06:49] Magna
    It completely dried out my mouth.
[06:53] Vanessa
    So dry...
[06:58] Charmy
    Munchy, munchy...
[07:00] Charmy
    My love for my meal-saving prince
    provides the best seasoning!
[07:06] Gauche
    I wonder what I should get my
    goddess Marie for her birthday.
[07:11] Finral
    All right! I'm gonna get all the cuties—
[07:14] Yami
    Hold it.
[07:15] Finral
    Oh, right...
[07:17] Finral
    You want to do some gambling, so you
    want me to take you into town again?
[07:20] Yami
    No, before that...
[07:23] Yami
    Not sure if it's the fiber working,
    but I'm about to hit my limit right now.
[07:28] Finral
    That is the one limit you may not hit!
[07:31] Finral
    Evil, begone!
[07:36] Noelle
    Honestly...
[07:37] Noelle
    How am I supposed to find anything to do
    when we get a day off on such short notice?
[07:41] Asta
    Magna!
[07:42] Asta
    If you have some time,
[07:44] Asta
    I was wondering if you could drop me off
    somewhere on your super-awesome broom!
[07:48] Magna
    I can't say no to my cute little underling.
    Where do you wanna go?
[07:53] Asta
    To Nean!
[07:55] Noelle
    I-Isn't that...
[07:57] Noelle
    The place where those guys had the mixer?
[08:03] Magna
    And what are you gonna do there?
[08:05] Asta
    Well...
[08:06] Noelle
    Well?
[08:08] Asta
    I'll tell you on the way!
[08:09] Noelle
    What the heck?!
[08:11] Noelle
    I-It's not like I care what he does.
[08:14] Noelle
    A-And I have absolutely no interest
    in who he's going to see!
[08:18] Magna
    Get on. Let's get going.
[08:19] Asta
    Huh? Right now?
[08:21] Magna
    Otherwise, we're not going.
[08:23] Asta
    Let's go!
[08:24] Magna
    Hold on tight!
[08:32] Noelle
    O-Okay, so I do want to know!
SIGN    A Town in the Common Realm, Nean
[08:46] Gauche
    To my dear, beloved little sister Marie...
[08:49] Gauche
    I just arrived in the city you live in.
[08:54] Gauche
    My job as a Magic Knight is rough, but if
    it's for you, it's not really rough at all.
[08:58] Gauche
    I can even buy you presents with my pay.
[09:11] Gauche
    A former convict like myself is
    only able to live a proper life
[09:16] Gauche
    for the sake of your angelic cuteness,
    Marie. It's all thanks to you.
[09:24] Gauche
    Ah, already, my nose won't stop bleeding.
[09:27] Shop
    Lord Gauche!
[09:29] Shop
    We've been waiting for you!
[09:30] Shop
    Come in! We've got plenty of birthday
    presents for you to choose from!
[09:35] Gauche
    Hurry up and show me around.
[09:37] Shop
    Right away!
[09:39] Shop
    First up, we have these!
[09:40] Shop
    All little girls love plushies,
    and plushies love little girls!
[09:44] Shop
    I'm sure her delight will
    show in her angelic smile.
[09:49] Marie
    Thank you, Brother!
[09:55] Gauche
    I-I'll take them all...
[09:57] Shop
    Thank you, sir!
[09:58] Shop
    Next, we have this.
[09:59] Shop
    I'm sure the little darling will enjoy
    her days playing house as she fantasizes
[10:03] Shop
    about living in a mansion like
    this with her beloved brother.
[10:09] Marie
    Brother!
[10:12] Marie
    Welcome home!
[10:17] Gauche
    I'll take that, too.
[10:18] Shop
    Thank you, sir!
[10:19] Shop
    Lastly, we have this! With this outfit,
    your little sister can be a real angel!
[10:28] Marie
    Brother...
[10:29] Marie
    I love you!
[10:35] Gauche
    Give me everything in the shop.
[10:37] Shop
    Thank you, sir!
[10:43] Magna
    What?! You're going to see a
    chick you met at the mixer?!
[10:46] Asta
    Yup! I promised Rebecca that I would
    play with her little siblings.
[10:51] Magna
    M-Man, you're already meeting
    her family? Way to go!
[10:56] Magna
    Don't mess this up.
[10:57] Asta
    Got it!
[10:59] Magna
    There it is!
[11:01] Asta
    All right! I'm going to play
    with all the strength I've got!
[11:05] Magna
    Don't get too crazy!
[11:17] Gauche
    To my dear, beloved little sister Marie...
[11:21] Gauche
    Please forgive your brother for
    being late due to his anemia.
[11:25] Gauche
    I bought you lots of birthday
    presents. Please be happy!
[11:32] Gauche
    I used up all of my pay, but no
    price is too high for Marie.
[11:38] Gauche
    I will be able to see my
    little angel Marie soon...
[11:42] Gauche
    I'll be able to see her smile...
    Oh, my beloved Marie.
[11:47] Gauche
    Marie... Marie... Ma—
[11:55] Asta
    How do you like that, Marie?
[11:57] Marie
    This is fun! You're so strong, Asta!
[12:02] Pim
    Me, too!
[12:03] Marco
    And me!
[12:04] Asta
    All right! Are you read—
[12:08] Marie
    Huh? What?
[12:10] Gauche
    Get away from her this instant, you trash!
[12:13] Asta
    Hey, you're my senior with the sister complex
    who's always getting nosebleeds!
[12:16] Gauche
    Don't call me a guy with a sister complex
    and nosebleeds, meathead runt!
[12:19] Gauche
    I'll stomp you to death!
[12:21] Asta
    I train hard, so you'll have
    to try harder than that!
[12:24] Gauche
    He's so annoying.
[12:26] Gauche
    I'm only able to see my sister,
    who lives at the church, once a month!
[12:32] Gauche
    Today is the one day that I get
    to release my pent-up feelings,
[12:35] Gauche
    worship the heck out of my sister,
    and do all kinds of things with her,
[12:38] Gauche
    so why are you worshiping her first, huh?!
[12:41] Asta
    See? You do have a sister
    complex and a nosebleed!
[12:44] Asta
    So wait, she's your sister?
[12:47] Gauche
    Don't you dare point at my angel.
[12:50] Gauche
    I showed you her picture before!
[12:53] Asta
    Did you?
[12:54] Asta
    I was just visiting Rebecca,
    and she just happened to be here.
[12:58] Rebecca
    Hi...
[12:59] Pim
    That guy is scary.
[13:01] Marco
    What does he mean by "all kinds of things"?
[13:04] Rebecca
    Shh!
[13:05] Asta
    Man, Marie sure is cute.
[13:07] Gauche
    Of course she is! More importantly, why
    do you have your eye on my little sister?
[13:13] Marie
    Stop!
[13:15] Marie
    Please don't be so mean, Brother!
[13:18] Marie
    I'm going to marry him!
[13:20] Marie
    I'm going to marry him... I'm going to
    marry him... I'm going to marry him....
[13:32] Noelle
    Marry him?!
[13:34] Noelle
    I ended up following him because I was
    curious, but what the heck's going on?!
[13:38] Guy
    Um... May I ask for the fare now?
[13:41] Noelle
    Will this do?
[13:43] Guy
    That's too much!
[13:44] Gauche
    I'll kill you... I'll kill you... I'll kill you...
[13:46] Asta
    Huh? What was that?
[13:47] Gauche
    I'll kill you... I'll kill you... I'll kill you...
[13:50] Asta
    I'll kill you!
[13:54] Gauche
    Mirror Magic:
[13:57] Gauche
    Reflect Ray!
[14:02] Asta
    Wh-What the heck's up with that spell?!
[14:04] Gauche
    I'll kill you!
[14:09] Marie
    Brother, stop!
[14:11] Theresa
    It sure is noisy out here.
[14:15] Theresa
    Marie, it's time. We must
    go back to the church.
[14:19] Marie
    Sister!
[14:20] Gauche
    Tch.
[14:21] Theresa
    Oh, so you came, Gauche.
[14:23] Gauche
    You old hag!
[14:24] Theresa
    It's not "old hag," it's "Sister."
[14:28] Gauche
    Marie's about to go on a date with me.
[14:30] Gauche
    Go back to the church by
    yourself, Sister Old Hag.
[14:32] Theresa
    Not happening. It's time.
[14:35] Theresa
    You go home, you sister complex punk.
[14:37] Theresa
    In any case, it's not good for Marie
    to spend time with a guy like you.
[14:43] Theresa
    Your attitude's always terrible. You have
    mean eyes and a filthy mouth.
[14:47] Gauche
    What did you say, you shitty old hag?
[14:49] Theresa
    See? Filthy.
[14:50] Gauche
    Shut up. Die.
[14:52] Theresa
    You've got some nerve,
    saying that to an old lady
[14:55] Theresa
    who's not long for this world, you fool.
[14:57] Gauche
    Yeah, right, dumbass.
    Says the old she-demon who'll
[14:59] Gauche
    probably live another hundred years.
[15:01] Theresa
    Don't talk to people like
    they're monsters, you thug!
[15:04] Gauche
    Shut up, gangster hag!
[15:06] Asta
    Gauche!
[15:08] Asta
    How can you talk to your elders like that?!
[15:10] Asta
    You shouldn't!
[15:11] Gauche
    You stay out of this!
[15:14] Theresa
    Anyway, go on home.
[15:16] Theresa
    Let's go, Marie.
[15:17] Marie
    Brother, Asta! See you later!
[15:23] Gauche
    M-Marie!
[15:26] Kids
    See ya!
[15:26] Asta
    See you later!
[15:29] Asta
    You okay, sister complex guy?
[15:29] Asta
    M-Ma... Ma... Ma...
[15:33] Marco
    What a weirdo.
[15:35] Rebecca
    Why don't you come in and have dinner at
    our place while you wait for him to wake up?
[15:40] Rebecca
    You're welcome to spend
    the night... if you want.
[15:43] Asta
    Really?!
[15:45] Marco
    Yeah!
[15:45] Pim
    Yeah, come over!
[15:48] Noelle
    S-S-Spend the night?!
[15:50] Noelle
    He's going to spend the night at the home
    of a girl he just met?! Is he stupid?!
[15:54] Noelle
    How stupid can he be?!
[15:55] Marie
    And Asta is so funny!
[15:59] Theresa
    That really loud boy?
[16:01] Marie
    Yeah!
[16:08] Asta
    S...
[16:09] Asta
    So good!
[16:11] Pim
    Isn't it?
[16:14] Asta
    This is so good!
[16:17] Luca
    Would you like some moguro fruit?
[16:22] Luca
    So fast!
[16:23] Asta
    All these dishes are so good
    that I can't put my spoon down!
[16:27] Rebecca
    Really? I'm glad to hear it!
[16:30] Asta
    You'll be a great wife one day, Rebecca!
[16:33] Rebecca
    It's no big deal...
[16:38] Noelle
    What are you talking about?! There's more to
    being a good wife than just being a good cook!
[16:49] Marco
    Sissy, are you going to marry Asta?
[16:52] Rebecca
    N-No, Marco!
[16:55] Noelle
    Of course she's not!
[17:02] Luca
    You should totally jump him tonight, Sis!
[17:10] Rebecca
    You idiot! What are you saying, Luca?!
[17:13] Pem
    Goo goo.
[17:13] Rebecca
    Y-You too, Pem?! Do you even
    know what you're saying?!
[17:17] Rebecca
    J-Jump him? No, you dummy, dummy, dummy!
[17:33] Noelle
    What's going on? What is this?
[17:36] Noelle
    It's not even winter! Why is it so cold?
[17:41] Noelle
    Huh?
[18:22] (Flashback) Luca
    You should totally jump him tonight!
[18:24] (Flashback) Pem
    Goo goo.
[18:25] (Flashback) Rebecca
    Y-You too, Pem?!
[18:28] Rebecca
    You dummy! Dummy, dummy, dummy!
[18:30] Rebecca
    I-I would never do anything like that!
[18:34] Rebecca
    I-I'm just going to check and see if
    Luca and Marco are actually asleep...
[19:06] Gauche
    Asta...
[19:08] Gauche
    Die, Asta.
[19:11] Gauche
    Mirror Magic: Reflect Ray.
[19:19] Asta
    Hot!
[19:21] Asta
    G-Gauche?!
[19:24] Gauche
    Die, Asta.
[19:25] Asta
    Why? Wait, what? What's going on?
[19:28] Asta
    Huh? What?!
[19:29] Gauche
    I won't allow you to marry Marie. I'll make
    sure it doesn't happen by killing you.
[19:33] Asta
    What?!
[19:36] Asta
    Kids say stuff like that all the time!
[19:39] Asta
    Only cowards attack people in their sleep!
[19:44] Gauche
    I don't care if it's cowardly or not,
    as long as I can kill you.
[19:48] Gauche
    Mirror Magic:
[19:51] Gauche
    Real Double.
[19:54] Asta
    Now there are two Gauches?!
[19:56] Asta
    First he shoots beams out of a mirror,
    and now this? What's up with his magic?
[19:59] Gauche
    Your crime...
[20:02] Gauche
    is the fact that you met my little sister.
[20:04] Asta
    Wouldn't that make most people criminals?!
[20:08] Gauche
    Shut up. Die.
[20:13] Asta
    That's not even your house!
[20:26] Asta
    S-Snow? When did it pile up so much?
[20:29] Asta
    It's not even the season for that yet.
[20:31] Gauche
    I don't care about that. Just die.
[20:35] Rebecca
    Hey! What do you two think you're doing?!
[20:38] Asta
    Rebecca! I'm so sorry!
[20:41] Rebecca
    Now's not the time for that!
[20:43] Rebecca
    The kids are gone!
[20:45] Asta
    Huh?
[20:46] Lady
    Urian, where are you?
[20:48] Guy
    Chris!
[20:50] Guy
    Hey!
[20:50] Lady
    Von is gone!
[21:14] Neige
    Starting today,
[21:16] Neige
    you're all my friends.
SIGN    Petit Clover
[22:53] All
    Petit Clover!
SIGN    Double Gauche
[22:57] gauche
    Double Gauche.
[23:01] Marie
    Brother!
[23:03] Marie
    Spin me around like Asta did!
SIGN    I'll... kill him!!
[23:08] Brother
    Spin... Marie around?!
[23:12] Marie
    Brother?!
[23:14] Gauche
    I can't disappoint Marie...
    I'll have to rely on my clone...
[23:19] Gauche
    Mirror Magic: Real Double!
[23:23] Gauche
    Spin her around...
[23:25] Gauche
    I can't put Marie in danger.
[23:27] Gauche
    That's true!
[23:29] Gauche
    Then I'll just have to do it for her.
[23:31] Gauches
    See? We're spinning!
[23:34] Marie
    You're not doing it right.
[23:39] Who
    What? The ABCs of cooking?
[23:41] ---
    All will Bow down before my Cooking!
[23:46] Asta
    Black Clover, Page 31:
    "Pursuit Over the Snow."
SIGN    Page 31
    
    Pursuit Over the Snow
[23:49] Who
    But now's not the time for that!
    The kids are in trouble!