E8 - Go! Go! First Mission

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[00:06] Nar
    It appeared as though humanity
    would be destroyed by the demons.
[00:14] Nar
    But a single mage saved them all.
[00:26] Nar
    He was called the Wizard King,
    and he became a legend.
SIGN    Go! Go! First Mission
[00:58] ---
    Grey words can't make anything happen
[01:03] ---
    I know, yeah I know
[01:06] ---
    Wishing to fly freely across the sky
[01:11] ---
    I dreamed it all my life
[01:13] ---
    Step by step I go, though
    it's a doubtful world
[01:17] ---
    Don't care how much I fall
[01:19] ---
    Instinct is my guide, I never give up
[01:23] ---
    To faraway future, I burst out running
[01:29] ---
    Go beyond even the unseen fears
[01:34] ---
    The vision I had, so I can be myself
[01:39] ---
    Someday I will write the next page
[01:45] ---
    You are my hope
[01:48] ---
    Like that page from someday
[01:51] ---
    I was able to meet you
[01:53] ---
    I call this a miracle
[02:07] Nar
    Mornings start early for Magic Knights.
[02:10] Nar
    There are many things they must do.
[02:27] Nar
    Cleaning.
[02:31] Nar
    Laundry.
[02:39] Asta
    But my heart belongs to Sister Lily.
[02:46] Asta
    Next!
SIGN    The Beasts' Room
[02:51] Nar
    Taking care of the beasts.
[02:56] Asta
    Sit!
[02:59] Asta
    There, there. Good boy.
[03:03] Asta
    Here.
[03:08] Nar
    You must endure, even if you're
    almost eaten by a beast. And...
SIGN    In Front of the Captain's Room
[03:16] asta
    Captain Yami...
[03:20] Asta
    Captain...
[03:22] Nar
    You must wake up the captain of
    the Black Bulls, Yami Sukehiro.
[03:28] Asta
    Captain! It's morning!
[03:31] Yami
    Don't wake me up! I'll kill you!
[03:33] Asta
    Sorry about that!
[03:35] Asta
    Even though you're the one who told me
     to wake you up every morning!
[03:40] Nar
    Magic Knights must also deal with
    unreasonable demands.
[03:49] Asta
    Man, I've been working hard
     since the crack of dawn again.
[03:53] Asta
    Magic Knights sure have a lot of work to do.
[03:57] Asta
    Wait, how is this any different from
    what I was doing at the church?!
[04:01] Asta
    What are Magic Knights
    supposed to do anyway?!
SIGN    Cafeteria
[04:10] Noelle
    There's nothing but meat for breakfast.
[04:14] Asta
    Noelle, why don't you help me
    with the cleaning and stuff?
[04:18] Noelle
    Cleaning? But I'm royalty.
[04:20] Asta
    But you're a newbie just like me!
[04:22] Noelle
    I've never cleaned or
    done laundry in my life.
[04:26] Asta
    That's not something to brag about, is it?
[04:28] Asta
    We're in the same squad, aren't we?
[04:29] Asta
    I'm pretty sure you should
    be helping with that stuff.
[04:32] Noelle
    But I'm royalty.
[04:33] Asta
    Why are you talking to me like that?
[04:35] Noelle
    Shut up, you insect.
[04:36] Asta
    Damn it!
[04:38] Asta
    So, uh...
[04:40] Asta
    What do Magic Knights do anyway?
[04:43] Magna
    What? Are you seriously asking that?
[04:49] magna
    We protect the kingdom and handle security!
[04:51] magna
    It's the most manly job
    in the world, you dumbass!
[04:54] Magna
    Why'd you decide to join
    when you knew nothing about it?
[04:58] Asta
    I'm sorry!
[04:59] Asta
    I'm going to become the Wizard King.
[05:01] Asta
    I'm going to barf everything back up!
[05:05] Finral
    They sure are lively first
    thing in the morning.
[05:07] Gordon
    Being energetic is the best.
    Can I have some of that energy?
[05:11] Charmy
    Munchy, munchy, munchy, munchy...
[05:19] Magna
    Damn it. Show 'em what Magic Knights do,
[05:22] Magna
    you drunk witch.
[05:25] Vanessa
    Well...
[05:27] Vanessa
    We keep the citizens safe? Something like that.
[05:34] Vanessa
    You might even be able to get closer to some
    noble when you're assigned to protect them.
[05:38] Asta
    I see!
[05:40] Luck
    It's a super-fun job where you get
    to fight with enemies all you want.
[05:43] Luck
    If they're criminals, you can beat them up
    all you want and not get in trouble!
[05:48] Gauche
    Most importantly, it's a wonderful job
    that my sister respects me for having.
[05:53] Gauche
    Isn't she an angel? I can buy her
    whatever she wants with my pay.
[05:57] Gauche
    But if you lay a finger
    on Marie, I'll kill you.
[06:03] Asta
    Wh-What about you, Finral?
[06:05] Finral
    It's the best job in the world,
     since I get to save girls and be popular.
[06:13] Gordon
    Of course I'll tell you.
    We're friends, after all.
[06:20] Asta
    Charmy?
[06:22] Charmy
    I'm... out of food!
[06:28] Charmy
    I'm nowhere near full.
[06:32] Charmy
    Cotton Creation Magic: Sheep Cooks!
[06:45] Charmy
    Thank you for the food!
[06:49] Charmy
    As long as you're a Magic Knight,
    you can eat plenty of food!
[06:54] Charmy
    Munchy...
[06:59] Asta
    Uh, Grey?
[07:04] Asta
    Huh?!
[07:08] Grey Asta
    Well, basically, it's a good job.
[07:10] Noelle
    He looks just like you.
[07:11] Grey Asta
    I'm looking forward to working
    with you on a mission.
[07:14] Asta
    R-Right...
[07:22] Asta
    Th-They're all weirdos.
[07:25] Noelle
    Should I really be in this squad?
[07:30] Charmy
    If you take this and this, and put them
    together and do this, it's really yummy.
[07:38] Charmy
    Try a bite? 'Kay?
[07:40] Asta
    No, I'm full, thanks.
[07:44] Magna
    Well? Do you understand
    what Magic Knights do now?
[07:49] Asta
    Not at all!
[08:01] Yami
    Let's go, Magna.
[08:03] Magna
    Yes, sir, Mister Yami!
[08:05] Magna
    What's going on? What's going on?
[08:08] Magna
    There's a mission.
[08:11] Asta
    A Magic Knights' mission?
[08:14] Asta
    C-Can I come with—
[08:15] Magna
    No!
[08:18] Magna
    We can't bring any kids along.
[08:20] Magna
    This is a very important mission for adults.
[08:26] Magna
    All right. We're off.
[08:29] Yami
    Hey! Don't break everything while we're gone.
[08:32] Vanessa
    Okay! Have fun!
[08:35] Luck
    Captain! Will you fight me
    when you come back?
[08:39] Gordon
    Come back soon. I'll be waiting.
[08:42] Charmy
    Come back by dinner! Munchy...
[08:47] Gauche
    Can I go see Marie soon?
[08:51] Gauche
    I'm having withdrawal symptoms.
[08:54] Finral
    Maybe I'll go flirt...
[08:57] Finral
    I mean, go on a mission, too.
[09:01] Noelle
    Should I really be in this squad?
[09:07] Asta
    Captain Yami and Magna
    both looked so serious.
[09:12] Asta
    What kind of mission could it be?
[09:31] Magna
    This is bad...
[09:35] Magna
    This is really bad!
[09:41] Seyhe
    And now you're both...
[09:45] Seyhe
    finished!
[10:02] Seyhe
    And now you're both...
[10:06] Seyhe
    finished!
[10:10] Seyhe
    Flush!
[10:11] Yami
    Two pair.
[10:11] Magna
    I've got nothing!
[10:16] Magna
    You got me!
[10:24] Seyhe
    This feels great!
[10:26] Magna
    Damn it! That's six months worth of pay.
[10:30] Seyhe
    You've still got a ways to go,
    Magna. You, too, Captain!
[10:34] Seyhe
    Good! Very good!
[10:36] Seyhe
    Now I can buy some great gifts for
    everyone in the village on my way home.
[10:42] Yami
    Let's go another round.
[10:43] Magna
    Mister Yami?
[10:45] Seyhe
    Oh? But you don't have
    anything else to bet, do you?
[10:47] Seyhe
    You don't have any clothes or cash.
[10:49] Magna
    Yeah! We're basically naked!
[10:51] Yami
    No, there's still more.
[10:54] Yami
    Hey, gramps.
[10:55] Yami
    Let's do one last round.
     If we win, we get everything back.
[11:00] Seyhe
    Oh, and if you lose?
[11:09] Yami
    This!
[11:10] Magna
    M-Mister Yami! That's...
[11:12] Yami
    So let's do another round!
[11:14] Seyhe
    Er, you probably shouldn't be betting that.
[11:17] Magna
    Yeah, Mister Yami!
[11:18] Yami
    Shut up!
[11:19] Yami
    Use this moment to go beyond your limits!
[11:22] Seyhe
    But you know...
[11:26] Seyhe
    All right. If you lose,
     how about you do anything I ask?
[11:32] Yami
    Anything?
[11:34] Magna
    Anything? Of course Mister Yami
    would never accept...
[11:37] Yami
    I accept.
[11:39] Magna
    Mister Yami accepted! I'm in!
[11:41] Magna
    Old Man Seihi, say your prayers!
[11:46] Seyhe
    I wonder who'll be saying their prayers...
[12:16] Magna
    This could work!
[12:35] All
    Shoot!
[12:39] Asta
    There, there. Good boy.
[12:43] ---
    Here.
[12:47] Asta
    Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
[12:51] Asta
    Hey! Don't just stand there! Help me!
[12:54] Noelle
    I'm royalty.
[12:56] Noelle
    You should be thankful that
    I even got out of bed.
[12:59] Asta
    How?! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
[13:04] Asta
    I thought I was going to die.
[13:06] Noelle
    You really are freakishly strong.
[13:07] Asta
    Well, I train!
[13:11] Asta
    Captain Yami and Magna...
[13:14] Noelle
    I wonder if they finished their... mission?!
[13:16] Asta
    What?
[13:22] Yami
    That old man actually had
    a royal straight flush!
[13:27] Yami
    Who would've thought? He's amazing!
[13:31] Magna
    We're no match for Old Man Seihi!
[13:35] Yami
    People sure are strong when they
    have something on the line.
[13:41] Magna
    Hey, Stupidsta, Lady Noe, we're back!
[13:46] Magna
    Be happy! You two are going on
    your first mission
[13:49] Magna
    as Magic Knights.
[13:52] Noelle
    Huh?
[13:57] Magna
    And so, we're giving you your first mission.
[14:01] Asta
    Our first mission...
[14:03] Noelle
    ...as Magic Knights.
[14:04] Asta
    Wh-What is it?
[14:05] Noelle
    It had better be something
    worthy of me as a royal.
[14:09] Magna
    Yeah, you should be honored.
[14:11] Magna
    You'll be hunting wild boars
     in Saussy Village!
[14:14] asta
    Wild...
[14:15] Noelle
    ...boars?
[14:17] Boar
    Boar!
[14:19] Noelle
    Wh-What in the world is this lame mission?
[14:23] Magna
    What are you calling lame?!
[14:25] Asta
    I can beat a wild boar with my bare hands!
[14:28] Magna
    Don't you dare underestimate wild boars!
[14:31] Magna
    They come charging outta nowhere!
[14:34] Magna
    Haven't you ever heard
     the phrase "rushing into things"?!
[14:40] Yami
    We both ended up losing to
    the mayor of Saussy Village.
[14:44] Both
    Huh?
[14:45] Asta
    C-Captain Yami and Magna lost?
[14:49] Noelle
    Just how strong is he?
[14:51] Yami
    It was cards.
[14:52] Both
    Cards?!
[14:53] Yami
    He basically stripped us of all we had.
[14:56] Magna
    And six months worth of pay, too!
[14:59] Asta
    Why...
[15:01] Noelle
    ...are you bragging?
[15:02] Yami
    And we ended up promising him
    we'd do anything if we lost,
[15:08] Yami
    so he asked us to take care
    of some wild boars for him.
[15:10] Magna
    Apparently, a herd showed up near
     the village, and they're ruining the fields.
[15:18] (Flashback) Seyhe
    Well, I'll be waiting at my village.
[15:25] (Flashback) Seyhe
    Oh, I'll at least return these to you.
[15:35] Asta
    Hi, question! That has nothing
    to do with us, right?
[15:39] Noelle
    Yeah! You two are the ones who lost! Then...
[15:43] Magna
    You idiots! You're asking Mister Yami
     to clean up his own mistakes?!
[15:49] Asta
    Normally...
[15:50] Noelle
    ...you would.
[15:51] Magna
    We're the ones who clean up
     Mister Yami's mistakes!
[16:05] Yami
    Are you going to go, or are you going to die?
[16:07] Yami
    Which will it be?
[16:08] Both
    We'll go!
[16:12] Asta
    Even though we're hunting wild boars,
     this is our first mission as Magic Knights.
[16:16] Asta
    I'm so excited!
[16:20] Noelle
    I'm supposed to get rid of wild boars?
[16:22] Magna
    What? You're still complaining?
[16:26] Noelle
    I'm not complaining, but...
[16:30] Noelle
    I was just wondering if I should go,
     since I can't control my magical powers.
[16:35] Magna
    You idiot!
[16:36] Noelle
    What...
[16:37] Magna
    You'll be able to fix that in no time
    with some missions under your belt!
[16:43] Magna
    And...
[16:44] Magna
    I'll be sure to clean up any of you
    newbies' mistakes, since I'm your senior.
[16:50] Asta
    Magna, you're such a manly man!
[16:53] Magna
    Stop it, Stupidsta. You're making me blush.
[16:55] Noelle
    I-If you insist, I guess
    I could accompany you.
[17:00] Magna
    Thank you very much!
[17:01] Magna
    Wait. Why are you always looking down on us?!
[17:05] Noelle
    I'm not. It's just that
    you're always below me.
[17:10] Magna
    What kind of reasoning is that?!
[17:15] Magna
    So...
[17:16] Magna
    Use your spatial magic to
    get us to Saussy Village.
[17:20] Finral
    Saussy Village?
[17:23] Finral
    Not happening.
[17:24] Magna
    What do you mean, you jerk?!
[17:26] Finral
    Well, I can only go to
    faraway places I can't see
[17:29] Finral
    if I've marked them
    with my magical powers.
[17:32] Magna
    Huh?!
[17:33] Finral
    Meaning I can't go to places
    I've never been to before.
[17:45] Magna
    You're so useless!
[17:47] Magna
    Guess we don't have a choice.
    We'll go by broomstick.
[17:50] Asta
    Magna, sir!
[17:52] Magna
    Yeah, Asta?
[17:53] Asta
    I can't fly on a broomstick!
[17:56] Noelle
    Sir.
[17:57] Magna
    Yes, Noelle?
[17:58] Noelle
    I can't, either.
[18:01] Magna
    What?! Are you two serious?!
[18:04] Magna
    Why can't you do something
    so easy, you morons?!
[18:07] Magna
    Damn it! That's as basic as it gets!
[18:11] Asta
    Well, I don't have any magical powers!
[18:15] Magna
    Why are you bragging about that?!
[18:16] Noelle
    Well, I can't control my magical powers,
    so of course I can't. You fool.
[18:21] Magna
    And why do you sound so high and mighty?!
[18:25] Magna
    Guess I don't have a choice.
[18:29] Magna
    I'll give you two a ride on my baby.
[18:34] Both
    Baby?
[18:36] Magna
    Her name's...
[18:37] Magna
    Crazy Cyclone!
SIGN    Crazy Cyclone
[18:43] Asta
    S-So cool!
[18:49] Magna
    I know, right?! Isn't she a beaut?
[18:51] Asta
    Yeah, she is!
[18:53] Noelle
    Lame.
[18:53] Magna
    What?! Are you not able to
    comprehend her majestic form?
[19:02] Noelle
    So lame!
[19:11] Asta
    Let's go!
[19:13] Noelle
    Are you going to be all right?
[19:17] Magna
    A man never goes back on his word!
[19:20] Magna
    Here we go!
[19:22] Magna
    Fly!
[19:38] Magna
    How do you like that?
     Crazy Cyclone can even handle three riders!
[19:44] Noelle
    Hey! Fly a bit more steady!
[19:47] Magna
    H-H-Hey! Don't get so close to me!
[19:50] Noelle
    You can't be serious,
    you mohawked delinquent!
[19:52] Magna
    Who are you calling a mohawked delinquent?!
[19:55] Asta
    Yahoo!
[19:57] Asta
    This is amazing, Magna!
    We're one with the wind!
[20:00] Magna
    And if you don't want to die,
    get a little closer, Stupidsta!
[20:04] Asta
    Yes, sir!
[20:06] Noelle
    Hey! Where are you touching me?!
[20:09] Magna
    What the hell are you two doing?!
SIGN    Saussy Village
[20:40] Heath
    Right on schedule.
[21:22] Heath
    So this is where the magic stone is located.
[21:26] Heath
    We're going to find it.
[21:28] All
    Yes, sir!
[21:39] Heath
    Be lost in the mist.
[21:50] ---
    No one can escape from here
[21:58] ---
    Once again in the small closed off classroom
[22:05] ---
    The star of the class was shining yet again
[22:12] ---
    They shine so bright that I close my eyes
[22:19] ---
    I've thought many times
[22:21] ---
    That the revolution was within my hands
[22:25] ---
    Isn't it strange? If you want
    to laugh, go ahead and laugh
[22:32] ---
    The rest of us who were left
    behind wanted to become something
[22:39] ---
    We repeat the same morning over and over
[22:46] ---
    You're the only one who
    can choose your tomorrow
[22:53] ---
    Let's go beyond our current selves
SIGN    Petit Clover
[23:14] All
    Petit Clover!
SIGN    Regards!
[23:18] Magna
    Regards!
[23:22] Magna
    Well? Isn't Crazy Cyclone super cool?
[23:27] Noelle
    Actually, I'd probably call your head
    a crazy cyclone before I would your broom.
[23:32] Magna
    Who are you calling a cyclone?!
[23:34] Noelle
    Apparently, you're okay with "crazy."
[23:39] Asta
    We came here to hunt wild boars,
     but end up encountering a crazy enemy.
[23:43] Asta
    I'm not going to forgive you for
    causing everyone so much trouble!
[23:47] Asta
    Black Clover, Page 9: "Beasts."
SIGN    Page 9
    
    Beasts
[23:50] Asta
    Not giving up is my magic!