E54 - Never Again

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[00:06] nar
    It appeared as though humanity
    would be destroyed by the demons.
[00:14] Nar
    But a single mage saved them all.
[00:26] Nar
    He was called the Wizard King,
    and he became a legend.
[00:35] Nar
    While the members of the
    Golden Dawn were stopping
[00:37] Nar
    the Diamond troops from invading Kiten,
[00:41] Nar
    Yami asked Vangeance something that had
    been bothering him for a long time.
[00:47] Yami
    Vangeance...
[00:48] Yami
    Could you take off that mask?
[00:54] Yami
    Yami, you suspect that I may be the leader of
    the Eye of the Midnight Sun, don't you?
[01:02] William
    Very well.
[01:21] Yami
    Sorry about that.
[01:23] Nar
    As Asta and Yuno were reunited during
    this battle and renewed their ambitions...
[01:30] Both
    We're both working to
    become the Wizard King!
[01:34] Nar
    ...a new threat from the Diamond Kingdom
    was planning its next move.
SIGN    Never Again
[03:26] Owen
    Sounds like a lively bunch has arrived.
[03:30] Yami
    Are you just not satisfied unless
    you're fighting something? Huh?
[03:30] Asta
    My head! It's going to crack!
[03:32] Asta
    It's going to break!
[03:34] Yami
    Is that what's wrong with you?
[03:36] Asta
    My body is moving on its own?!
[03:39] Yami
    Well, whatever. You fought
    despite how broken you are.
[03:39] Asta
    Captain Yami, I can't! Please!
[03:42] Asta
    Spare me, please!
[03:42] Yami
    Have him take a look at you and your head.
[03:46] Asta
    I think my head's being affected
    more now than it usually is!
[03:48] Owen
    Hey, Yami. Come on in.
[03:52] Asta
    Who are you?
[03:54] Yami
    This guy, who looks completely
    out of place in this tower,
[03:56] Yami
    is the kingdom's best quack doctor.
    You might've gathered that from how he looks.
[04:00] Owen
    That's so rude!
[04:02] Yami
    He managed to reattach one of my
    arms after it almost fell off before,
[04:05] Yami
    so he's a great recovery mage.
[04:07] Yami
    Have him check you out.
[04:11] Asta
    I'm gonna get even more injured!
[04:14] Owen
    Are you all right?
SIGN    Recovery Mage Who Works Directly Under the Wizard King
    Owen
[04:15] Owen
    I'm Owen, a recovery mage who
    works directly under the Wizard King.
[04:19] Owen
    Pleasure to meet you.
[04:20] Asta
    I'm Asta! Thanks for seeing me!
[04:23] Owen
    I hear all about you when
    I go out drinking with Yami.
[04:27] Asta
    Really?!
[04:29] Owen
    Yeah. I heard that you can nullify magic.
[04:33] Owen
    Who knew such magic existed?
[04:36] Asta
    He works directly under the Wizard King?
    Even I know what that means!
[04:39] Asta
    He must be an incredible quack doctor!
[04:42] Yami
    Welp, I've got something
    I gotta take care of.
[04:46] Yami
    I've got a good feeling that
     I'm gonna win today.
[04:49] Owen
    You're going gambling, aren't you?
[04:51] Asta
    May Lady Luck be with you!
[04:53] Owen
    Jeez... Yami's younger than me,
    but he's much bolder. It's so irritating.
[04:59] Owen
    He's not a bad guy, though.
[05:01] Asta
    Yup!
[05:02] Owen
    Well, have a seat.
[05:04] Asta
    Yes, sir.
[05:06] Owen
    Now, then... Let's see.
[05:15] Owen
    Water Recovery Magic: Qualle Operation.
[05:18] Owen
    Wow, they got you good, didn't they?
[05:22] Owen
    But don't you worry. My spell sees through
    the body of the person it envelops,
[05:27] Owen
    so I can get a clear look at the affected
    area and heal it with precision.
[05:32] Owen
    Yami's amazing, but you've got
    some amazing muscles yourself.
[05:36] Asta
    I work out!
[05:37] Owen
    Now for some mana to promote healing...
[05:45] Finral
    Man, I finally got out of Kiten.
[05:48] Finral
    Just how many captives
    did the Golden Dawn take?
[05:51] Finral
    Let's see, where's Asta...
[05:53] Finral
    Whoa, what the heck is that?!
[05:55] Finral
    Jellyfish... recovery magic?
[06:05] Owen
    Asta...
[06:31] Asta
    Oh, hey, Finral. Sorry to keep you waiting.
[06:34] Finral
    Oh, hey, Asta. No worries.
[06:37] Finral
    Yami should show up any minute now.
[06:39] Yami
    Hey!
[06:42] Asta
    Captain Yami, did you...
[06:46] Yami
    I was on fire today!
[06:48] Finral
    What's with the huge bag?
[06:50] Yami
    Huh? Forget it. Let's just go home.
[06:53] Yami
    Hurry up with the spatial magic, Finral.
[06:55] Finral
    Okay...
[07:05] Yami
    All right, listen up.
[07:07] Yami
    I'm pretty sure some of you noticed,
[07:10] Yami
    but we've earned so many stars lately
    that we're actually out of the hole.
[07:15] Yami
    This is all thanks to you
    dumbasses working hard.
[07:21] Yami
    So eat all this meat!
[07:26] Charmy
    Swoosh!
[07:27] Charmy
    Swooshy, whooshy, whooshy, whoosh!
[07:29] Charmy
    Meat! Here! There!
[07:30] Charmy
    Everywhere! All of the meat!
[07:37] Charmy
    So good!
[07:39] Magna
    Mister Yami's actually treating us!
     Today's a damn holiday!
[07:43] Magna
    I'm gonna eat a lifetime's worth of meat!
[07:46] Gauche
    Marie, I'll only serve you the best meat.
[07:51] Gauche
    Here you go, Marie.
[07:52] Gauche
    I've cooked this meat to just above
    55 degrees Celsius, just high enough
[07:56] Gauche
    to make sure you don't get food poisoning,
    but below 60 degrees Celsius,
[07:59] Gauche
    since that would make it tough.
[08:00] Gauche
    It's the best-cooked meat possible.
SIGN    This is his own personal opinion
[08:04] Gauche
    Say, "Aah."
[08:11] Marie
    It's so good!
[08:16] Luck
    Magna, wanna kill each other
    over this hunk of meat?
[08:20] Magna
    Of course not, you idiot!
[08:21] Luck
    Aw, come on!
[08:25] Vanessa
    Is there anything more blissful
    than this? I can barely stand it.
[08:31] Grey
    It's so hot! But so good!
[08:35] Grey
    P-Pwease dun mook at muh ben
    I'm meating! It's embarrassing!
SIGN    You only eat barbecue with those who are special to you.
SIGN    Asta and I are special friends who share the same meat...
[08:47] Noelle
    Asta, you can't eat with
    your arms like that, right?
[08:50] Noelle
    Y-You're so helpless. I'll just
    have to feed you myself...
[08:54] Asta
    Woohoo! I can eat with my feet now!
[08:58] Asta
    I guess people can learn to do anything!
[09:00] Noelle
    You filthy peasant!
[09:04] Yami
    All right, Finral! Show us a trick!
[09:07] Finral
    Huh? O-Oh, sure...
[09:09] Finral
    Secret Technique: Stop Hitting Yourself!
[09:13] Yami
    All right! You're next, Charmy!
[09:16] Yami
    Secret Technique: Instant Disappearing Meat!
[09:19] Charmy
    La, la, la...
[09:22] Yami
    All you did was eat it instantly!
[09:27] Yami
    All right, Grey! You're next!
[09:28] Yami
    Do something!
[09:30] Grey
    I can't!
[09:32] Yami
    Shut up and do something!
[09:35] Grey
    S-Secret Technique: M****** xe!
[09:41] Yami
    You just turned into what
    you usually turn into!
SIGN    Wow, everyone's so amazing.
SIGN    Everyone has their own special skill.
SIGN    I have something that I've been secretly practicing.
SIGN    Do you mind if I show you guys?
[09:51] Luck
    Special Technique: Crackling Magna Typhoon!
[09:56] Charmy
    Secret Technique: Meaty Sheepy Peacock!
[10:00] Asta
    Next, I'll work out!
[10:02] Magna
    That's not a special trick at all!
[10:06] Asta
    Man, I'm exhausted.
    I'm gonna call it a night!
[10:11] Magna
    Well, all right. Make sure
    you get plenty of rest!
[10:15] Asta
    Great work, everyone!
[10:21] Noelle
    Isn't Asta acting a bit weird?
[10:24] Magna
    Yeah... I mean, when does he ever get tired?
[10:30] Noelle
    Exactly. He just seems off today.
[10:37] Vanessa
    Maybe I'll go cheer him up.
[10:40] Luck
    Maybe if we try to kill
    each other, he'll feel better.
[10:42] Charmy
    He'll feel better if he eats
    some more meat, la!
[10:45] Grey
    I wonder if something happened.
[10:49] Grey
    F-F-Forget I said anything!
SIGN    Now that you mention it, the angle of his smile
SIGN    seemed a little lower than usual...
[10:55] Gauche
    Marie...
[10:59] Finral
    Guys, I have something to tell you.
[11:03] Finral
    I overheard something when
    Asta was getting healed.
[11:07] Finral
    The doctor said that Asta's arms
[11:10] Finral
    will never go back to normal.
[11:17] Vanessa
    What?
[11:18] Magna
    What... are you saying?
[11:26] (Flashback) Owen
    It looks like some kind of ancient
    curse has been placed upon them.
[11:30] (Flashback) Owen
    On top of that, the bones are shattered.
[11:34] (Flashback) Owen
    I'm very sorry, but I won't be able to
    heal you with the magic I have now.
[11:42] Yami
    A curse, huh?
[11:45] (Flashback) Vetto
    Impressive... You managed
    to draw me out, human.
[11:50] Yami
    If that's what the best recovery
    mage in the Clover Kingdom said,
[11:53] Yami
    then there's no doubt about it.
[11:56] Noelle
    No...
[12:01] Finral
    Just when I thought I'd
    found the ultimate partner...
[12:07] Magna
    This is way too harsh.
[12:09] Vanessa
    The boy has no magic... and now
    he can't even use his only weapon?
[12:16] Charmy
    La...
[12:18] Gordon
    Unbelievable...
[12:21] Noelle
    Asta...
[12:32] Owen
    You will never be able to
    swing your sword again.
[12:50] Owen
    You will never be able to
    swing your sword again.
[13:00] Noelle
    Asta...
[13:06] Asta
    Like hell I'm gonna give up!
[13:10] Asta
    You just had to mess with
    me again, didn't you, fate?!
[13:13] Asta
    But you're just firing me
    up more, you bastard!
[13:16] Asta
    I'm gonna find a way to fix
    these arms, no matter what!
[13:20] Asta
    Or I'll find some kind of strength
    that lets me fight without my arms!
[13:30] (Flashback) Revchi
    And you have no magic whatsoever.
[13:33] (Flashback) Revchi
    You must've been born that way.
[13:35] Asta
    Then no matter how hard I try,
    I won't be able to use magic?
[13:40] (Flashback) Revchi
    Just give up on everything.
[13:42] (Flashback) Revchi
    You were born a loser!
[13:46] Asta
    I'm just going to give...
[13:51] Asta
    That one time was the very last time
[13:53] Asta
    I'm ever going to feel depressed!
[13:55] Asta
    Just you wait, you bastard!
[13:59] Noelle
    Asta...
[14:00] Asta
    Now that that's settled, time to train!
[14:00] Yami
    Damn straight, kid.
[14:02] Magna
    That's one hot-blooded guy, damn it!
[14:06] Luck
    Way to go, Asta.
[14:07] Finral
    Yup!
[14:08] Charmy
    I'm gonna share my snacks with him later, la.
[14:11] Grey
    H-His optimism is absolutely amazing!
[14:14] Gordon
    I believe in you.
[14:16] Gauche
    His courage is admirable,
     but I won't let him near Marie.
[14:19] Gauche
    Admirable courage, though.
[14:20] Asta
    Just you wait, Yuno!
[14:22] Vanessa
    That's right. You can't give up, boy.
[14:25] Vanessa
    Magic from that country
    might be able to save you!
[14:38] Asta
    Good morning, everyone!
[14:42] Asta
    Huh?
[14:44] Asta
    There's usually someone in
    here making things lively...
[14:47] Asta
    Did something about the base change again?
[14:50] Asta
    Did everyone already head
    out somewhere for the day?
[14:52] Yami
    Hell if I know.
[14:55] Asta
    Is everyone just slacking off?
[14:57] Asta
    They were partying
    pretty hard yesterday...
[15:00] Asta
    I sense someone's ki.
    You can't hide from me!
[15:07] Asta
    That's Noelle and Finral.
[15:09] Asta
    What're they up to?
[15:11] Noelle
    Okay, we were able to send
    basically everyone off.
[15:14] Finral
    I wish they'd all stop being so secretive.
[15:17] Finral
    Asking me to send them places
    because something came up,
[15:19] Finral
    or they suddenly remembered
    they had to be somewhere...
[15:22] Finral
    I know they're all sneaking away
    to try and find a cure for Asta.
[15:26] Asta
    Huh?
[15:27] Finral
    Though I guess since they're not
    technically going on missions,
[15:30] Finral
    Yami might get mad at them.
[15:32] Noelle
    Not to mention, Asta would
    probably say something like,
[15:34] Noelle
    "Forget about me!
    Please put any missions first!"
[15:53] Magna
    Well, this place looks pretty rough.
[15:56] Luck
    You scared, Magna?
[15:58] Magna
    Like hell I am! I'm actually super excited!
[16:01] Finral
    Magna and Luck went to search some dungeon
    in a barren part of the Forsaken Realm.
[16:05] ---
    Just you wait, Asta!
[16:07] Finral
    Gauche and Gordon are researching
    hexes at the royal library.
SIGN    I want to hurry up and fix Asta's arms so I can hold his hand.
SIGN    Our bond will get even stronger if I can heal his wounds.
SIGN    We'll be friends forever.
SIGN    Yes, BFFs...
[16:19] Gauche
    Stop mumbling and search, damn it.
[16:23] Gauche
    "100 Spells That'll Help You Become an Older
    Brother Your Little Sister Will Adore."
[16:27] ---
    Marie...
SIGN    A Beginner's Guide to Ancient Hexes That Even a Monkey Could Understand
[16:35] Gauche
    Well...
[16:36] Gauche
    I guess it might make Marie
    sad if he doesn't get better.
SIGN    Gauche is actually putting someone else before his sister for once.
SIGN    I need to work harder.
[16:48] Finral
    Charmy and Grey went to search for some
    unknown ingredients that work against curses.
SIGN    Grey
[16:53] Charmy
    Just you wait, Asta!
[16:55] Charmy
    I'll find you something that'll cure your
    curse, fill your tummy, and be yummy!
[17:00] Charmy
    That's... I have no idea what
    it is, but it smells delicious, la!
[17:05] Charmy
    But I have to hold back!
[17:07] Grey
    La!
[17:08] Charmy
    La!
[17:12] Both
    La!
[17:13] Charmy
    Cotton Creation Magic: Sheep Bondage!
[17:20] Both
    La!
[17:21] Charmy
    All right! Let's keep moving forward, la!
[17:24] Grey
    La!
[17:29] Finral
    Who would've thought that the
    members of the worst, lowest,
[17:32] Finral
    and crudest squad would be
    working so hard for one newbie?
[17:35] Noelle
    No kidding. Especially for
    such a dumb, reckless,
[17:38] Noelle
    vulgar, no-magic peasant like him.
[17:43] (Flashback) Sekke
    You don't have to try so hard anymore,
[17:46] (Flashback) Sekke
    you filthy little rat that
    wandered into the wrong place.
[17:49] (Flashback) Koza
    What the heck is that peasant
    from the boonies saying?
[17:53] (Flashback) Revchi
    You can't do a thing in this world.
[17:59] Finral
    Even though he doesn't have any magic,
[18:01] Finral
    he just refuses to give up.
[18:03] Noelle
    Even though he doesn't have any magic,
[18:05] Noelle
    he's the first one into the battle,
    and he fights harder than anyone else.
[18:38] Noelle
    And because he's like that,
[18:40] Noelle
    Asta was able to give us
    the strength to fight.
[18:44] Noelle
    Now, it's our turn to help him fight!
[19:14] Asta
    I... wasn't blessed with any magic.
[19:18] Asta
    That always frustrated me.
[19:22] Asta
    But I sure was blessed
    with amazing friends...
[19:36] Yami
    Those dumbasses.
[19:38] Yami
    If only they'd work this hard
    at their regular jobs.
[19:42] Finral
    All right, Noelle!
[19:43] Finral
    Why don't we also go look for somewhere
    promising together— Crunch.
[19:48] Noelle
    Sorry, but there's somewhere
    I'd like you to take me.
[19:51] Noelle
    You can go wherever you want on your own.
[19:53] Finral
    What? Where are you going?
[19:58] Finral
    I see! They might know
    something that we don't.
[20:04] Finral
    Come to think of it...
[20:06] Finral
    Where the heck did Vanessa go?
[20:10] Finral
    She disappeared before anyone else.
[20:12] Noelle
    Maybe she has some kind of lead herself.
[20:16] Noelle
    I don't have any time to waste, either.
     Hurry up and take me.
[20:21] Finral
    Maybe remember you're asking your senior
    for a favor... But, yeah, okay.
[20:36] Fanzell
    Coming.
[20:39] Noelle
    Looks like he's home.
[20:41] Noelle
    I'm coming in!
[20:43] Fanzell
    Oh, hey. I just got out of the bath—
SIGN    Petit Clover
[22:23] All
    Petit Clover!
SIGN    100 Spells That'll Help You
    Become an Older Brother
    Your Little Sister Will Adore
[22:27] Gauche
    "100 Spells That'll Help You Become an Older
    Brother Your Little Sister Will Adore."
[22:32] Gauche
    "First, please evaluate yourself."
[22:34] Gauche
    "What type of older brother are you?"
[22:37] Sign
    [Question 1]
    What would you do if your sister
    fell in love with someone?
[22:37] Gauche
    "Question 1: What would you do if your
    sister fell in love with someone?"
[22:42] Sign
    A, Watch over them from the shadows
[22:42] Gauche
    "A: Watch over them from the shadows."
[22:44] Sign
    B, Aggressively try to talk to her about it
[22:44] Gauche
    "B: Aggressively try to
     talk to her about it."
[22:47] Gauche
    "C: Absolutely refuse to allow
    this relationship to happen."
[22:47] Sign
    C, Absolutely refuse to allow this relationship to happen
[22:49] Gauche
    "D: Other."
[22:49] Sign
    D, Other (Fill in)
SIGN    Murder him
[22:52] Gauche
    "Question 2: You see your sister
    holding hands with another man."
[22:56] Gauche
    "What do you do?"
[22:58] Sign
    A, Pretend you didn't see it
[22:58] Gauche
    "A: Pretend you didn't see it."
[23:00] Sign
    B, Greet them quickly, then leave
[23:00] Gauche
    "B: Greet them quickly, then leave."
[23:03] Sign
    C, Aggressively go talk to them
[23:03] Gauche
    "C: Aggressively go talk to them."
[23:06] Sign
    D, Other (Fill in)
[23:06] Gauche
    "D: Other."
SIGN    Murder him
[23:11] Sign
    [Evaluation results]
[23:11] Gauche
    Evaluation results...
[23:12] Sign
    [Evaluation results]
    You fail as a human being,
    much less a big brother
[23:13] Gauche
    "You fail as a human being,
    much less a big brother."
[23:17] Gauche
    Reflect Ray!
SIGN    "Let's take good care of library books"
[23:23] Sign
    [Evaluation results]
SIGN    Let's concentrate on how to enjoy being alone instead of making friends
SIGN    100 Spells to Help You Make Friends
SIGN    "Let's take good care
     of library books"
[23:39] Magna
    That's right, Asta! You'd better not give up!
[23:41] Magna
    Not giving up is our magic!
[23:44] Magna
    Black Clover, Page 55:
    "The Man Named Fanzell."
SIGN    Page 55
    
     The Man Named Fanzell
[23:48] Magna
    I don't care if I have to go to the ends of
    the earth! I'll find a way to cure you!