# E67 - A Fun Festival Double Date
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**[00:06] nar**
* It appeared as though humanity*
* would be destroyed by the demons.*
**[00:14] Nar**
*But a single mage saved them all.*
**[00:26] Nar**
* He was called the Wizard King,*
* and he became a legend.*
**[00:34] Nar**
*And currently...*
**[00:39] Asta**
Now that my arms are better, I need
to make up for all the time I've lost!
**[00:44] Nar**
* It appeared as though peaceful days*
* had returned to the Black Bulls.*
**[00:48] Magna**
Man, there haven't been any
incidents lately. It's so boring.
**[00:52] Vanessa**
It's so peaceful!
**[00:56] Nar**
*But a single mage destroyed it all.*
***SIGN*** Raging Bull
**[01:01] Asta**
One potato! Two potato! Three potato, four!
**[01:02] Yami**
All right, all eyes up here.
**[01:06] Nar**
*He was called the Captain of the Black Bulls,*
**[01:11] Nar**
* and for some reason,*
* he was wearing a happi coat.*
**[01:18] Yami**
So, yeah, there's a festival happening.
**[01:21] Both**
A festival?
***SIGN*** A Fun Festival Double Date
**[02:53] Asta**
Captain Yami!
**[02:55] Asta**
What's this festival all about?!
**[02:57] Magna**
To put it simply, it's a
friggin' awesome festival!
**[03:01] Magna**
Understand now?
**[03:02] Asta**
I see!
**[03:03] Asta**
Or not at all!
**[03:05] Noelle**
That was a bit too simple.
**[03:07] Noelle**
Finral, explain this festival in more detail.
**[03:11] Finral**
Huh? U-Uh, sure...
**[03:13] Finral**
*But I have seniority...*
**[03:15] Finral**
As you all know, the Wizard King awards stars
**[03:18] Finral**
to Magic Knights Squads to
recognize their achievements.
**[03:20] Finral**
All of the squads compete to
see who can get the most stars.
**[03:25] Finral**
Then they announce the number
of stars won in a year
**[03:27] Finral**
and determine the top squad for that
year. That's what this festival is.
**[03:31] Asta**
Heck yeah! Let's shoot for number one!
**[03:34] Noelle**
Considering how much trouble
our squad causes each year,
**[03:36] Noelle**
I'm sure we're always fighting for last place.
**[03:38] Yami**
Nope!
***SIGN*** Last Year's Star Numbers 1: Golden Dawn 96 2: Crimson Lion Kings 93 3: Silver Eagles 88 4: Purple Orcas 74 5: Blue Rose Knights 72 6: Green Praying Mantises 65 7: Aqua Deer 53 8: Coral Peacocks 51 9: Black Bulls -50
**[03:41] Yami**
We're dead last, without contest.
**[03:43] Yami**
I mean, we're the only squad in the negative.
**[03:45] Asta**
What?! We're causing way
too much trouble, then!
**[03:48] Finral**
Also, this festival is held
in full view of the public,
**[03:52] Finral**
and is the biggest, most-loved
festival of the year.
**[03:56] Yami**
And it's called...
***SIGN*** The
***SIGN*** Raging Bull
***SIGN*** Star
***SIGN*** Festival
***SIGN*** Festival
**[03:59] Yami**
...the Star Festival!
***SIGN*** The Star Festival
***SIGN*** Festival
**[04:03] Magna**
Whoo! Mister Yami!
**[04:05] Yami**
He's really into this!
Captain Yami is surprisingly into this!
**[04:08] Yami**
Right. I can never get into this
stupid festival, but let's go.
**[04:12] Noelle**
Yet you're dressed like that?
**[04:14] Magna**
I'll go with you, Mister Yami!
**[04:16] All**
Festival! Festival! Festival! Festival!
**[04:16] Finral**
Girls! Girls! Girls! Girls!
**[04:21] Asta**
Oh, sorry to interrupt, but Finral...
**[04:21] Finral**
Girls! Girls! Girls... hm?
**[04:24] Asta**
There are some people
I'd like you to bring with us.
**[04:45] Asta**
This is awesome!
**[04:49] Yami**
All right! Go live it up, you dumbasses!
***SIGN*** Raging Bull
***SIGN*** Festival
**[04:52] Yami**
There's still time before
they announce the rankings!
**[04:55] Vanessa**
Woohoo! I'm drinking tonight!
**[04:58] Charmy**
La! Noms!
**[05:00] Magna**
I'm gonna go get some food, too.
**[05:03] Gauche**
I wonder what I should get for Marie.
**[05:05] Luck**
I wonder if there's anyone strong around.
**[05:13] Kid**
Hey...
**[05:14] Kid**
Where'd you buy that funny-looking mask?
**[05:17] Gordon**
This is my face.
**[05:20] Mom**
Stop that!
**[05:23] Asta**
I'm super excited!
**[05:25] Asta**
I wish I could show this
to everyone back in Hage!
**[05:30] Noelle**
Don't get so excited that
you end up getting lost.
**[05:33] Noelle**
W-Well, I guess I'd better
go around with you.
**[05:37] Kiato**
Hey!
**[05:38] Asta**
Oh, there they are!
**[05:42] Noelle**
Kahono! Kiato!
**[05:46] Noelle**
I've missed you guys!
**[05:48] Kiato**
Asta! You're looking great!
**[05:50] Asta**
Yeah!
**[05:52] Noelle**
What brings you here, though?
**[05:54] Asta**
I had Finral bring them over.
**[05:57] Finral**
Always happy to help out one
of my adorable juniors.
**[06:01] Finral**
Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got
some ka*yute* girls waiting for me.
**[06:04] Finral**
Flirty, flirty, flirt!
**[06:06] Kiato**
So this is what a festival
in a surface city is like!
**[06:09] Kiato**
It's amazing!
**[06:13] Kiato**
* I'm already grateful enough that you*
* guys saved the Underwater Temple*
**[06:17] Kiato**
* from those terrifying*
* Eye of the Midnight Sun guys.*
**[06:21] Kiato**
*Thanks for inviting us, Asta.*
**[06:24] Kiato**
*And there's my beautiful goddess!*
**[06:29] Kiato**
Kahono, you still can't talk,
so don't get too excited.
**[06:36] Kiato**
*I'm sure Kahono really wants to sing.*
**[06:41] Kiato**
*And I...*
**[06:44] Asta**
Kiato, did you bring your leg?
**[06:47] Kiato**
Huh? Yeah...
**[06:49] Kiato**
We preserved it with water
magic. Why do you ask?
**[06:52] Asta**
Good.
**[06:54] Asta**
In that case...
**[07:12] Kiato**
My leg!
**[07:13] Asta**
Awesome! We got secret witch
spells from the Queen of Witches,
**[07:16] Asta**
and that was one of her healing spells!
**[07:20] Kiato**
This is amazing!
**[07:24] Kiato**
I can dance! Just like before!
**[07:30] Kahono**
No...elle?
**[07:33] Kahono**
My voice... I can talk!
**[07:37] Kahono**
I... can....
**[07:40] Kahono**
sing again!
**[07:42] Kahono**
Noelle!
**[07:45] Kahono**
Thank you!
**[07:46] Noelle**
Kahono!
**[07:46] Kahono**
Thank you so much, Noelle!
**[07:47] Noelle**
I'm so happy for you!
**[07:52] Kiato**
Thank you so much, Asta!
**[07:54] Asta**
S-Sure...
**[08:15] Kahono**
* Everyone can hear my song again...*
* Thank you so much!*
**[08:26] Lady**
That was so pretty!
**[08:28] Guy**
What a magnificent voice!
**[08:30] Kiato**
I guess now we can strive to be idols again!
**[08:34] Kahono**
Yeah! I'm gonna get even better,
and then get filthy rich!
**[08:38] Asta**
O-Oh, right...
**[08:40] Noelle**
That's her main goal.
**[08:41] Kiato**
Kahono's way more responsible than I am.
**[08:44] Kahono**
Money's important!
**[08:46] Kahono**
Hey, this festival only
happens once a year, right?
**[08:49] Kahono**
Let's have a total blast!
**[08:51] Both**
Yeah!
**[08:53] Kiato**
*Your heart is mine, my beautiful goddess.*
**[08:59] Magna**
Shrimpsta!
**[09:02] Asta**
Magna! What's that giant thing?
**[09:05] Magna**
What else? It's a cannon to shoot fireworks!
**[09:09] Asta**
Fireworks?!
**[09:11] Magna**
I'm gonna be shootin' them off once the
sun goes down, so you better help me!
**[09:15] Asta**
Heck yeah!
**[09:16] Asta**
Oh, but I'm about to go enjoy
the festival with them.
**[09:20] Magna**
What? You aren't going
to listen to your senior?
**[09:24] Magna**
There're two guys... and two girls.
**[09:28] Magna**
H-Hey... Are you guys going
on a d-double date?
**[09:33] Noelle**
Double?!
**[09:34] Magna**
Not bad, Shrimpsta.
**[09:36] Asta**
Uh, what's this double whatever thing?
**[09:40] Magna**
Huh? A double date's—
**[09:44] Noelle**
Th-That's not it at all!
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What are you talking about?!
**[09:48] Kiato**
* I certainly won't complain about*
* a date with my beautiful goddess.*
**[09:52] Kahono**
* Jeez... I see you still have*
* a problem with being honest.*
**[09:56] Kahono**
*That means I'll just have to...*
**[09:58] Kahono**
Oh, come on!
**[09:59] Kahono**
It's been forever since we've seen
each other, so let's all have a blast!
**[10:03] Kahono**
I know! Let's actually make it a double date!
**[10:06] Both**
What?!
**[10:08] Asta**
*What the heck's about to happen here?!*
**[10:18] Kahono**
Okay! Let the double date begin!
**[10:21] Noelle**
*A d-double date? That's w-way too bold!*
**[10:26] Noelle**
* For Kahono to bring this up...*
* Does that mean she likes Asta?*
**[10:31] Kiato**
* Kahono... She's doing this to bring*
* me and my goddess together.*
**[10:36] Kiato**
* Well done, little sister!*
* Your big bro's gonna do his best!*
**[10:39] Kahono**
*What the heck's a double date?!*
**[10:42] Asta**
Whoa!
**[10:43] Kahono**
Come on, Asta. Let's go have some fun!
**[10:46] Asta**
Ah, so a double date means having fun!
**[10:52] Noelle**
* S-So I was right?! Goodness, she l-linked*
* arms with him right in front of me!*
**[10:58] Kiato**
Shall we dance as we go?
**[11:01] Kahono**
*Yup. She's panicking.*
**[11:03] Kahono**
* Noelle, if you don't do something,*
* I'm going to enjoy this festival with Asta.*
**[11:08] Kahono**
* If you don't fight and win,*
* your wish won't come true!*
**[11:13] Asta**
So good! Yum!
**[11:19] Kiato**
Could you write "my beloved goddess"
in mayonnaise for me?
**[11:21] Guy**
"My beefy glasses"?
**[11:23] Kiato**
No, "my beloved goddess."
**[11:28] Asta**
I can't shoot!
**[11:30] Guy**
Sir, you've got to use your magical power.
**[11:33] Kahono**
In that case...
**[11:35] Kahono**
Use some of mine.
**[11:37] Asta**
Thanks!
**[11:40] Guy**
Hey! What're you doing, miss?!
**[11:40] Noelle**
Ugh! What's your deal?!
**[11:43] Kiato**
I found this lovely mask that'd
be perfect for you, my goddess!
**[11:47] Kahono**
Woohoo! I got a prize in the magic gun game!
**[11:51] Asta**
You're awesome, Kahono!
**[11:53] Asta**
I got some smaller balls
as a consolation prize!
**[11:57] Noelle**
*Those two seem like a good match.*
**[12:01] Noelle**
* Wh-Why do I have to care*
* about something like that?!*
**[12:05] Kiato**
My beautiful goddess, a crêpe for thee!
**[12:09] Kahono**
*Ugh, why aren't you even trying, Noelle?*
**[12:13] Kahono**
* At this rate, I'm just getting*
* in the way of your crush.*
**[12:17] Kahono**
*I guess I'll just have to change things up.*
**[12:20] Kahono**
*I know the perfect spot.*
**[12:26] Asta**
Hey, Noelle. What's this place?
**[12:29] Noelle**
I-It's a haunted house, duh!
**[12:31] Asta**
What's that?
**[12:33] Noelle**
Huh?! You seriously don't
know anything, do you?
**[12:36] Asta**
They didn't have these things at
the festivals in Hage Village.
**[12:40] kahono**
* Places like this are well-known for being*
* extra scary and bringing couples super close!*
**[12:45] kahono**
* Otherwise known as the couple*
* establishment factory!*
**[12:48] Kahono**
* At this rate, I'm just going*
* to have to force them together!*
**[12:51] Kiato**
K-Kahono, don't leave my side!
**[12:54] Kiato**
I can't let my goddess see me like this!
**[12:57] Kahono**
* Come out, ghosts... Or should*
* I say, cupids of love!*
**[13:03] Sekke**
Bah-ha! Let's go over this one more time.
**[13:07] Sekke**
You'll scare the customers,
and then I appear!
**[13:12] Sekke**
Bah-ha... Miss, are you all right?
**[13:16] Sekke girl**
My, what a brave gentleman!
**[13:18] Sekke**
Indeed! I'm the bravest!
**[13:21] Sekke**
I *am* the most powerful of
the Magic Knights, after all!
***SIGN*** < Lies >
**[13:24] Sekke**
Just between you and me,
**[13:25] Sekke**
I'm confirmed as the next captain
of the Green Praying Mantises!
***SIGN*** < Lies >
**[13:29] Sekke**
But I've fallen head over bah-ha for you!
***SIGN*** Complete Nonsense
**[13:34] Sekke**
Let us enjoy this night together.
**[13:37] Sekke girl**
Yes!
**[13:38] Sekke**
And that's how I'm going to
get the girl! Easy peasy.
**[13:44] Both**
*Yeah, for you.*
**[13:47] Sekke**
And here they come. Give it your all!
**[13:51] Asta**
So when are these ghosts coming out?
**[13:54] Noelle**
H-How am I supposed to know?
**[13:59] Phati**
Phati!
**[14:01] Aphro**
Aphro!
**[14:05] Both**
Huh?
**[14:09] Kahono**
*There we go. They're scared.*
**[14:12] Kahono**
* Asta and Noelle should be clinging to*
* each other for dear life right about now.*
**[14:16] Phati**
Phati!
**[14:18] kahono**
*Or not?!*
**[14:21] Noelle**
Get lost! You stupid insect ghosts!
**[14:25] Asta**
You guys had the nerve to attack
the royal capital again?!
**[14:31] Sekke**
Bah-ha?! Th-They're...
**[14:34] Aphro**
Save me!
**[14:38] Sekke**
Don't come over here! Hey! Look closer!
**[14:43] Sekke**
It's me!
**[14:45] Asta**
You must be the boss!
**[14:48] Sekke**
Bah-ha?!
**[14:59] Asta**
Oh, so they were all fake.
**[15:03] Noelle**
Of course they were! We got
kicked out because of you.
**[15:07] Asta**
You flew off the handle too, you know.
**[15:10] Noelle**
Y-You're just imagining things.
**[15:12] Kiato**
I-I was so scared...
**[15:14] Kahono**
* Another failure! Noelle has to*
* work harder, but Asta's too dense!*
**[15:19] Kahono**
*I wonder how he really feels about Noelle.*
**[15:22] Kahono**
Hey, Asta.
**[15:24] Kahono**
What does Noelle mean to you?
**[15:28] Asta**
Huh?
**[15:29] Asta**
What does she mean to me? Hmm... Let's see...
**[15:35] Emma**
Mommy!
**[15:38] Passerby**
Is she lost?
**[15:39] Passerby**
Where the heck are her parents?
**[15:42] Asta**
Hey, you oka—
**[15:43] Passerby 2**
Look at her shabby clothes.
**[15:45] Passerby 3**
What an eyesore.
**[15:48] Passerby 4**
I wonder if her parents are peasants
who came here to find work.
**[15:51] Passerby 5**
What a noisy brat. Peasants can't
even raise their kids properly.
**[15:54] Passerby 6**
How dare those lousy peasants
spoil the Star Festival for us?
**[16:01] (Flashback) Lily**
Only those who possess strong magical
powers can live in the realms above us.
**[16:04] (Flashback) Lily**
There's prejudice against
those who lack magical powers.
**[16:07] (Flashback) Lily**
Even though we're all human.
**[16:09] (Flashback) Asta**
Huh...
**[16:13] Asta**
Hey!
**[16:18] Noelle**
What's the matter? Why are you crying?
**[16:25] Noelle**
Hey! I can't help you
if you just keep crying!
**[16:28] Noelle**
Get a hold of yourself!
**[16:31] Noelle**
H-Hey...
**[16:35] Asta**
I know!
**[16:38] Asta**
Hey, lookie over here!
**[16:40] Asta**
Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!
**[16:47] Kahono**
I got you...
**[16:50] Kahono**
Asta the Superman can do anything!
**[16:56] Kahono**
He's tiny, but his voice sure is huge!
**[16:59] Kahono**
He's dumb, but he's bursting with muscles!
**[17:02] Kahono**
He can't use magic, but he
can slash through any spell!
**[17:05] Asta**
Are you making fun of me?!
**[17:08] Kahono**
He can't use magic,
but there's nothing he can't do!
**[17:14] Kahono**
Superman, Superman, Superman Asta!
**[17:23] Kahono**
Asta the Superman can do anything!
**[17:33] Kahono**
Bursting with muscles!
**[17:36] Kahono**
Slashes through any spell!
**[17:38] Kahono**
Ta-da!
**[17:42] Kahono**
There's nothing he can't do!
**[17:47] Kahono**
Superman, Superman, Superman Asta!
**[17:55] Emma**
Wow...
**[17:57] Kiato**
* My goddess, behold this dance,*
* which I offer to you!*
**[18:02] Noelle**
So, tell me your name.
**[18:05] Emma**
Emma.
**[18:06] Noelle**
Kahono, could you use your song magic to
broadcast this girl's name to her parents?
**[18:13] Kahono**
Oh, yeah! Leave it to me!
**[18:17] Kahono**
Emma!
**[18:22] Mom**
How can I ever thank you?
**[18:25] Asta**
I'm glad your mom showed up.
**[18:28] Emma**
Thank you, everyone.
**[18:31] Mom**
Didn't I tell you to stay put?
I'm here to work, remember?
**[18:37] Emma**
I'm sorry. The festival seemed so fun...
**[18:41] Mom**
Thank you so much.
**[18:46] Mom**
Those ornaments... You're royalty?!
**[18:49] Mom**
From the House of Silva?
**[18:51] Mom**
I-I'm so terribly sorry!
**[18:53] Mom**
My daughter didn't offend
you in any way, did she?!
**[18:57] Guy**
Sh-She's royalty?
**[18:59] Guy 2**
She has silver hair... She must
belong to the House of Silva!
**[19:02] Guy 3**
It's rude enough for any
peasant to even speak to her!
**[19:06] Noelle**
Yes, I am royalty.
**[19:08] Noelle**
We're said to have the best
magic in this kingdom.
**[19:12] Noelle**
And that's exactly why we should
extend a helping hand to everyone.
**[19:16] Noelle**
Being arrogant because
you think you're better
**[19:18] Noelle**
than everyone else and
looking down on others...
**[19:19] Noelle**
Only those with shallow hearts do that!
**[19:25] Noelle**
You can enjoy the festival too, Emma.
**[19:29] Noelle**
It doesn't matter if you're a royal,
an aristocrat, a commoner, or a peasant!
**[19:33] Noelle**
Everyone should have fun together!
**[19:40] Emma**
You're so cool, miss!
**[19:44] (Flashback) Kahono**
What does Noelle mean to you?
**[19:48] Asta**
Well...
**[19:53] Asta**
I guess...
**[19:55] Asta**
I like Noelle quite a bit.
**[19:59] Magna**
Take that!
**[20:01] Magna**
Whoo! Fireworks!
**[20:06] Asta**
Huh? What's wrong?
**[20:08] Kahono**
*Finally!*
**[20:10] Kahono**
* Come on, Noelle!*
* Tell him how you really feel!*
**[20:13] Noelle**
Where...
**[20:15] Noelle**
Where the heck did that come from?!
**[20:17] Noelle**
Have you lost your mind?!
**[20:21] Asta**
What the heck?!
**[20:24] Asta**
That's hot!
**[20:27] Guy**
Whoa...
**[20:28] Guy 2**
That's royalty for you.
**[20:30] Guy 3**
Is he okay?
**[20:32] Kahono**
Yeesh...
**[20:34] Kiato**
Asta, did you fly off in
consideration for my feelings?
**[20:42] Kahono**
Jeez... He's so dense, and she just
can't be honest with herself.
**[20:50] Lady**
What was that?
**[20:52] Asta**
I-I thought I was going to die...
***SIGN*** Festival
**[21:00] Jack**
I've wanted to settle the score
with you for a long time.
**[21:08] Asta**
Wh-What's going on?
***SIGN*** Petit Clover
**[22:45] All**
Petit Clover!
***SIGN*** Hitman
**[22:49] Gauche**
Hitman.
**[22:55] Gauche**
*My angel... No, my client, Marie...*
**[23:00] Gauche**
* As you requested, your big brother*
* is going to end that man's life.*
**[23:04] Gauche**
*The target is that doll.*
**[23:06] Doll**
We are hoomans.
**[23:09] Gauche**
* Marie likes that thing a lot lately.*
* I'm going to bring it down.*
**[23:13] Gauche**
*With all my magical powers!*
**[23:16] Gauche**
Mirror Magic...
**[23:18] Gauche**
Real Double! And then...
**[23:21] Gauche**
Reflect Refrain!
**[23:23] Doll**
Hoomans... Hoomans...
**[23:26] Gauche**
Wha— We missed!
**[23:26] Doll**
Hoomans...
**[23:29] Guy**
Oh, this really short, buff
kid broke that gun earlier.
**[23:34] Gauche**
He's going to die!
**[23:39] Noelle**
I went on a d-date with you, so
you'd better be grateful, Stupidsta!
**[23:43] Noelle**
Wait, who said it was a date?! I'm a royal!
**[23:47] Noelle**
*Black Clover*, Page 68:
"Battle to the Death?! Yami VS Jack."
***SIGN*** Page 68
Battle to the Death?! Yami VS Jack
**[23:51] Noelle**
Uh, what are you doing, Captain?