E8 - It's Hard For a Policewoman!

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    Minky Momo
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    Fairy Princess
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    It's Hard For a Policewoman
[01:17] Momo
    "It's Hard For a Policewoman!"
[01:35] Momo
    There's no return address.
[01:37] Momo
    Who could it be from?
[01:40] Momo
    Let's see. What's it say?
[01:42] Momo
    "I fell in love with you at first si—"
[01:50] Momo
    "I'll be waiting for you at three
    o'clock in the seaside park.
[01:54] Momo
    My beloved Momo.
[01:55] Momo
    From your humble servant."
[01:58] Momo
    This moment has finally come!
[02:08] Pipil
    What? A love letter for Momo?
SIGN    An anonymous love letter.
[02:12] Mocha
    It's gotta be a trick!
[02:14] Pipil
    Momo's still a child.
[02:16] Pipil
    It must have been meant for me!
SIGN    Three o'clock at the park, it said.
SIGN    Young people these days really live on the edge.
[02:24] Mocha
    It's gotta be a trap!
[02:26] Pipil
    There's no way I'd be passed over for her!
SIGN    At least we all think it's shady, right?
SIGN    Let's check out the park.
[02:55] Kid
    C'mon, don't cry.
[02:56] Momo
    What is it?
[02:57] Kid
    We can't reach the other side.
[03:01] Momo
    That's a shame.
[03:03] Momo
    I need to cross, too!
[03:07] Momo
    Okay, leave this to me.
[03:13] Momo
    This should do it.
[03:16] Momo
    Pipiruma Pipiruma Puririnpa!
[03:18] Momo
    Papareho Papareho Doriminpa!
[03:21] Momo
    Become a policewoman with an adult touch!
[03:34] Momo
    There, all finished.
[03:38] Momo
    I've got to hurry!
[03:46] Kid
    Thanks!
[03:47] Girl
    Did that girl ask you to help us?
[03:51] Momo
    Well, go on ahead!
[03:52] Kids
    Thanks!
[03:57] Momo
    Oh, no!
[04:01] Kids
    Thanks so much!
[04:03] Kids
    See you!
[04:04] Momo
    Goodbye!
[04:08] Momo
    I'm sorry!
[04:09] Marie
    Oh, ma'am! Where are you off to?
[04:11] Marie
    I'm new and I'm still learning.
[04:14] Marie
    I want to learn more about this town!
[04:16] Momo
    Oh, w-well, I...
[04:17] Marie
    Just get in, quick!
[04:21] Girl
    Policewomen have so much to do, huh?
[04:23] Kid
    Must be hard.
[04:25] Marie
    I'm Marie!
[04:27] Marie
    I've been looking for an
    established policewoman.
[04:29] Marie
    I don't know my way around at all.
[04:31] Marie
    I don't know what I'd have done
    if I hadn't found you there!
[04:45] Momo
    Wh-What's the matter?
[04:46] Marie
    A parking violation!
[04:48] Momo
    Honestly!
[04:49] Momo
    What will I do?
[04:55] Momo
    Perfect. I'll turn back there!
[05:02] Momo
    This should be safe.
[05:06] Man
    Sorry, please forgive me!
[05:08] Momo
    What? For what?
[05:09] Man
    It was a one-time thing!
[05:10] Man
    I'm sorry!
[05:11] Momo
    Wait, were you stealing that car?
[05:13] Man
    Yes!
[05:17] Man
    What a beautiful cop!
[05:19] Momo
    What will I do?
[05:20] Momo
    If you're a car thief... I
    suppose I have to arrest you?
[05:24] Man
    Arrest me!
[05:25] Man
    It wasn't a one-time thing!
    I'm a repeat offender!
[05:27] Man
    A professional thief!
[05:28] Man
    Arrest me, please!
[05:31] Momo
    P-Promise you won't do it
    again, and I'll let you go.
[05:34] Man
    No, thanks. I wanna be arrested.
[05:37] Momo
    I'm in a bit of a hurry.
[05:39] Momo
    I don't have time for this.
[05:40] Momo
    So long!
[05:41] Man
    Don't run away!
[05:43] Momo
    Help! Police!
[05:45] Man
    Aren't you the police?
[05:48] Momo
    That's right.
SIGN    Couldn't we take a break?
[05:53] Mocha
    But Momo could die!
[05:55] Pipil
    Yes! There's no way I'd
    be passed over for her!
SIGN    This doesn't quite add up.
[05:59] Marie
    Impressive work, ma'am!
[06:02] Marie
    You arrested a car thief!
[06:04] Momo
    I feel like I'm the one in handcuffs, though.
[06:07] Momo
    Hey, Marie. Could you take
    him to the station for me?
[06:10] Marie
    Me? But you're the one who...
[06:12] Momo
    That's an order from your superior.
[06:14] Marie
    Yes, ma'am!
[06:15] Momo
    Later!
[06:16] Man
    Wait, are you leaving?
[06:18] Man
    Don't go!
[06:19] Marie
    You stay here!
[06:51] Gang
    We, the attendant gangs, pledge
    to fight fair and square
[06:55] Gang
    with a truly villainous spirit!
[07:00] Boss 1
    Ready, men?
[07:01] Boss 1
    We're gonna settle this fair and square!
[07:05] Boss 2
    Our turf's riding on this fight.
[07:09] Boss 2
    There'll be no cheating, all right?
[07:12] Boss 2
    If anyone tries anything...
[07:17] Boss 1
    Yeah, if they do...
[07:31] Momo
    I should be safe here.
[07:33] Momo
    Now...
[07:43] Thief
    H-How'd you know I was here?
[07:45] Thief
    Please, forgive me!
[07:47] Momo
    I...
[07:48] Thief
    I've got twelve starving
    kids waiting for me at home!
[07:54] Thief
    My wife's sick, my grandmother's senile,
[07:59] Thief
    and I'm unemployed...
[08:02] Thief
    Oh, my life is so bleak!
[08:05] Momo
    Really? Here, then.
[08:08] Momo
    Here. You can have this.
[08:10] Momo
    Just leave the things you stole here.
[08:12] Thief
    Is it that simple?
[08:13] Thief
    Oh, what a kind policewoman!
[08:18] Thief
    I see.
[08:19] Thief
    Oh, what a kind person you are!
[08:21] Thief
    I swear I'll pay you back.
[08:25] Thief
    Thanks so much!
[08:49] Butler
    Master, how did your job go today?
[09:25] Thief
    I appear to have made an
    uncharacteristic error.
[09:28] Butler
    What?! You, Phantom Thief
    Lupinne, made an error?
[09:32] Lupinne
    Yes.
[09:34] Lupinne
    A single black spot on my
    brilliant criminal career.
[09:42] Lupinne
    And yet... what a beautiful,
    kind woman she was...
SIGN    I'm done for!
[09:58] Mocha
    Darn it, Sindbook!
[10:01] Mocha
    Don't you care about Momo?
[10:02] Pipil
    Yeah! You can't just pass out here!
SIGN    I just need a little break!
[10:06] Pipil
    Darn it!
[10:08] Woman
    What a cute little bird.
[10:10] Man
    Yeah.
[10:11] Pipil
    Oh? I am cute, aren't I?
[10:15] Woman
    A police car?
[10:16] Man
    There must have been an incident!
[10:17] Pipil
    Oh, how rude!
[10:20] Marie
    Wait!
[10:22] Marie
    Hey, wait up!
[10:25] Marie
    Hey! Wait up!
[10:27] Man
    I won't be arrested by a dud like you!
[10:28] Man
    I want that pretty policewoman!
[10:31] Marie
    Give back my patrol car!
[10:37] Momo
    Oh?
[10:38] Marie
    Come back here!
[10:40] Momo
    Oh, that silly Marie. She's hopeless.
[10:43] Momo
    Stop right there! Stop!
[10:46] Man
    Wh-What's that kid doing there?!
[10:49] Marie
    Hey, little girl! You're in danger!
[10:52] Momo
    Oh, no! I'm not transformed!
[11:05] Momo
    I'm saved!
[11:09] Momo
    I've got to transform and fix this!
[11:12] sign
    Fairy Princess
[11:12] sign
    Minky Momo
[11:19] Marie
    Get back here!
[11:22] Marie
    I've got you!
[11:24] Man
    No! I don't want you!
[11:25] Momo
    Excuse me.
[11:27] Man
    No! No!
[11:30] Momo
    Marie!
[11:31] Marie
    Ma'am!
[11:31] Man
    Hey, the pretty cop!
[11:33] Man/Marie
    I've been looking everywhere for you!
[11:41] Momo
    I have to hurry!
[11:42] Marie
    Where have you been?
[11:43] Radio
    Calling all cars!
[11:45] Radio
    The Somewhere Bank is currently being robbed!
[11:47] Radio
    Hurry to the scene at once!
[11:49] Radio
    Hurry to the scene at once!
[11:51] Momo
    Marie, there's something
    I need to take care, so...
[12:03] Marie/Man
    Get in!
[12:04] Momo
    But I have something I need to take care of!
[12:06] Man
    Just get in!
[12:19] Robber
    H-Hurry! Give up the money!
[12:21] President
    G-Go on, do it!
[12:23] Receptionist
    R-Right!
[12:25] Robber
    Hurry it up!
[12:26] President
    We're doing it now!
[12:55] Momo
    Oh, what a reckless driver!
[12:58] Momo
    Are you the one?
[12:59] Robber
    S-Stay back! I'll shoot!
[13:04] Momo
    Why do you have to cause so much trouble?
[13:06] Momo
    Don't you realize I'm busy?
[13:07] Momo
    Get a grip already!
[13:09] Man
    S-S-Stay back!
[13:11] Man
    I really will shoot!
[13:12] Momo
    I'm in a very bad mood!
[13:15] Man
    S-Stay back! Please!
[13:18] Man
    Stay back!
[13:20] Man
    I-I'll shoot!
[13:26] Momo
    You wouldn't shoot anyone.
[13:28] Marie
    Yes!
[13:30] Man
    I'm so sorry.
[13:32] Man
    It was a one-time thing...
[13:37] Momo
    Where's the back entrance?
[13:38] President
    That way!
[13:40] Momo
    I see.
[13:41] Marie
    Ma'am! Are you leaving?
[13:44] Man
    Yeah, are you?
[13:46] Momo
    Oh, right.
[13:47] Momo
    Take this!
[13:48] Marie
    M-Ma'am?!
[13:49] Momo
    Bye-bye!
[13:58] Lupinne
    I wish to see that woman again.
[14:01] Lupinne
    Take me back.
[14:02] Butler
    Of course, sir.
[14:10] Lupinne
    What is your name?
[14:13] Mocha
    We're finally to the park!
[14:17] Men
    Go! Yeah!
[14:22] Boss
    He's catching up! Hurry!
[14:24] Boss
    You'll pay for it if you lose!
[14:31] Pipil
    What's this all about?
SIGN    It looks like an athletic meet.
[14:37] Delinquent
    What the heck is this?
[14:39] Delinquent
    It's gonna ruin our whole love letter scam.
[14:41] Pipil
    Love letter?!
[14:44] Delinquent
    We sent out ten of them.
[14:46] Delinquent
    At least one of them will be here.
[14:47] Delinquent
    We just need them to get to the park.
SIGN    H-Hold on.
SIGN    Let's find Momo first.
SIGN    We don't want her finding out about this!
[15:04] Momo
    I'm running so late!
[15:08] Momo
    Not good!
[15:09] Momo
    What are they doing here?
[15:11] Momo
    If I run into them, they'll
    ruin my first-ever date!
[15:15] Momo
    What an unlucky day!
[15:20] Men
    Yeah! Push for it!
[15:25] Delinquent
    The girls are gonna be
    too scared to come close.
[15:28] Delinquent
    You wanna give up, then?
[15:30] Delinquent
    But anyone who'd fall for
    a silly letter like that
[15:33] Delinquent
    is gonna be one big dummy.
[15:36] Delinquent
    You said it!
[15:45] Boss
    Almost there!
[15:47] Boss
    Go! Full speed ahead!
[16:04] Boss
    Yes! The turf is ours now!
[16:07] All
    Yeah! Yeah!
[16:10] Boss
    They cheated! Get 'em!
[16:15] Boss
    You won't beat us!
SIGN    Wh-What's going on?
[16:26] Pipil
    Sindbook! Run!
[16:29] Delinquent
    That dog did it!
[16:30] Delinquent
    Grab him!
[16:33] Momo
    Oh, no! I've got to get in there!
[16:53] Marie
    There she is!
[17:01] Marie
    There she is!
[17:02] Mocha
    Run into the big brawl!
SIGN    That seems like the best option!
SIGN    Jump!
[17:13] Delinquent
    Wait!
[17:15] Momo
    Sindbook! Mocha! Pipil!
[17:21] Lupinne
    I'm here to help!
[17:25] Momo
    Sindbook!
SIGN    Momo! We're over here!
[17:29] Momo
    Sindbook!
SIGN    Momo!
SIGN    Why are you dressed like that, Momo?
[17:36] Delinquent
    Darn it. That's the dog!
[17:39] Marie
    Sorry!
[17:45] Boss
    It's a cop! All right...
[17:48] Lupinne
    Don't you dare!
[17:52] Man
    Officer!
[17:58] Man
    Officer!
[18:00] Delinquent
    Not good. Better make tracks.
[18:03] Mocha
    That's the one!
[18:06] Delinquent
    Let me go! Let me go!
SIGN    Oh, no!
[18:15] Delinquent
    Give my love letter back!
[18:16] Momo
    Love letter?
SIGN    N-Not good!
[18:21] Momo
    "I fell in love with you at first si—"
[18:26] Momo
    You wrote this?
[18:27] Delinquent
    Yeah, all of them.
[18:29] Delinquent
    I was waiting for someone
    dumb enough to fall for it.
[19:12] Momo
    That's a really awful prank.
[19:18] Momo
    Every girl waits excitedly
    for a letter like that.
SIGN    M-Momo...
[19:28] Lupinne
    Beautiful.
[19:35] King
    I thought we'd see another
    happy tear get added!
[19:39] King
    But I guess it didn't
    work out right this time.
[19:43] Queen
    It does appear that way.
[19:47] King
    It's aces!
[19:50] King
    Great work!
[20:02] Queen
    An emerald!
[20:06] Queen
    Oh, how beautiful!
[20:09] Queen
    But why?
[20:10] Chief
    Certificate of commendation!
[20:11] Chief
    You did a great job!
[20:13] Chief
    Despite being a fragile policewoman,
    your courage and quick decision-making
[20:19] Chief
    resulted in the arrests of a car
    thief, Phantom Thief Lupinne,
[20:21] Chief
    a bank robber, local delinquents, and a gang!
[20:27] Marie
    Um...
[20:28] Marie
    It was my senior who did all that.
[20:30] Chief
    But we don't have a policewoman
    matching that description here.
[20:35] Chief
    You get the credit for all of this!
[20:47] Pipil
    Poor Momo.
SIGN    Let's give her some time.
[21:02] Momo
    I'm sure I'll get a real
    love letter some day.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[22:08] Momo
    Hi, Minky Momo here!
[22:10] Momo
    The latest jewel in the crown is an emerald!
[22:12] Momo
    It means "a happy wife."
[22:14] Momo
    Ah, but when will Momo become a wife?
[22:18] Momo
    Now, this is big! Next time, I'm singing!
[22:20] Momo
    And I'll be singing a masterpiece
    that wins a grand prix!
[22:23] Momo
    Next time on Fairy Princess Minky Momo:
[22:25] Momo
    "The Forest Music Festival."
[22:28] Momo
    Oh, dear, that didn't work.
[22:30] Momo
    I can sing my theme songs, after all...
[22:33] Momo
    I'm so nervous, though!