E15 - A Ninja Appears! Momo the Shinobi

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[00:06] Sign
    Fairy Princess
[00:06] Sign
    Minky Momo
[01:36] Narrator
    Long, long ago...
[01:38] Narrator
    In a "long, long ago" recent enough that
    it could very well seem like tomorrow...
[01:43] Narrator
    In a universe over there, in an Earth
    over there, in a city over there,
[01:47] Narrator
    there lived a girl.
[01:50] Narrator
    She looked like a completely normal
    girl of the kind you'd find anywhere.
[01:54] Narrator
    The one difference was...
[01:56] Narrator
    The girl could use magic to
    transform into a grown-up!
[02:00] Narrator
    They called her Minky Momo.
SIGN    A Ninja Appears!
    Momo the Shinobi
[02:06] Momo
    "A Ninja Appears! Momo the Shinobi."
[02:20] Lupi
    Momo, the kettle's boiling!
[02:22] Momo
    I know! I'll get to it in a minute!
[02:24] Chamo
    Don't worry! Chamo's got this!
[02:27] Chamo
    Whoops...
[02:28] Momo
    Thanks!
[02:30] Momo
    Sheesh, Chamo's the only one
    who helps out around here.
[02:32] Lupi
    Oh, my!
[02:34] Lupi
    I'll gladly help with taste testing, though!
[02:38] Momo
    Cookbook!
SIGN    Très bien!
[02:45] Momo
    Anyone who doesn't help
    doesn't get breakfast!
[02:48] Mama
    Oh, dear. Cookbook's napping already?
[02:52] Mama
    Oh, it's done!
[02:55] Mama
    The Legend Inn's special pizza is ready!
[02:59] Mama
    Momo, take this as room service to our
    guest from the East on the second floor.
[03:03] Mama
    Make it snappy, please!
[03:05] Momo
    Sounds delicious!
[03:06] Momo
    Okay, Mama!
[03:07] Momo
    Hurry, hurry!
SIGN    Guest from the East, huh?
SIGN    Well, this is the hotel that greets visitors the world over, after all!
[03:19] Momo
    Hi! Piping hot room service has arrived!
SIGN    Wh-What the...?!
[03:33] Akane
    Well? Were you surprised?
[03:38] Momo
    Surprised as can be!
[03:41] Akane
    I'm the 27th-generation wielder of the
    Sarutobi Ninja Arts: Sarutobi Akane!
[03:46] Akane
    I'm traveling the world and refining my art!
[03:49] Trio
    A ninja?!
[03:52] Lupi
    Wow! That's awesome!
[03:55] Akane
    Sorry I startled you.
[03:57] Akane
    By the way...
[03:58] Akane
    Sorry to ask, but could you hang from me?
[04:02] Akane
    What?
[04:03] Akane
    I glued myself up here,
    and now I can't get down!
[04:07] Akane
    I just don't know what to do!
[04:15] Papa
    What now?
[04:20] Akane
    Whoops! I messed up again.
[04:24] Akane
    Guess that's another repair bill...
[04:27] Papa
    Ninjutsu, eh?
[04:29] Papa
    Known as one of the mysteries of the orient,
[04:31] Papa
    it's a frightening martial art
    invented in Japan 400 years ago!
[04:35] Chama
    Yeah, her moves were something else!
[04:37] Chama
    She opened a hole in the ceiling like that!
[04:40] Momo
    Yeah!
[04:41] Papa
    Hyu, doro-doro-doro!
[04:45] Chamo
    He disappeared!
[04:46] Chamo
    Wow!
[04:47] Chamo
    Was Momo's father a ninja, too?!
[04:51] Chamo
    He forgot to hide all the way...
[05:00] Momo
    Akane's a real ninja!
[05:03] Momo
    C'mon!
[05:03] Momo
    Let's go watch together!
[05:06] Mama
    Well, I'd better get back to my writing!
[05:14] Papa
    Nice, eh? Can't see me, can you?
[05:22] Papa
    Oh... everyone's gone already?
[05:26] Papa
    That's no fun!
[05:32] Momo
    Akane!
[05:33] Akane
    Momo!
[05:35] Momo
    What are you doing?
[05:36] Akane
    This? It's called meditation.
[05:39] Akane
    A ninja has to learn all kinds of
    martial arts and endure harsh training.
[05:44] Akane
    To do that, you need to
    master mental discipline.
[05:50] Akane
    I know! You guys want to help me out?
[05:53] Momo
    Of course! We'd love to! Yes!
SIGN    Wonderful!
SIGN    Akane's so cool!
[06:15] Akane
    You're making me blush!
[06:18] Man
    A ninja!
[06:19] Man
    Sh-She is!
[06:21] Man
    Go!
[06:42] Man
    A-Above us! Fire! Fire!
[07:03] Cafe
    Amazing! So amazing!
[07:07] Cafe
    Ninjas are amazing!
[07:09] Cafe
    Go more! Show them! Japanese ninja!
[07:12] Cafe
    Toshiro Mifune!
[07:14] Cafe
    Go, go!
[07:16] Man
    Mr. Cafe-au-lait!
[07:17] Cafe
    That's it! Get 'em!
[07:18] Man
    Mr. Cafe-au-lait!
[07:19] Man
    Mr. Cafe-au-lait!
[07:22] Man
    One, two...
[07:23] Man
    Gong!
[07:27] Cafe
    Oh, it's you two.
[07:28] Man
    Yes. We thought you might want to hear this.
[07:32] Man
    We've located a Japanese ninja!
[07:35] Cafe
    What? What? A ninja?!
[07:37] Cafe
    Ninjas are an oriental mystery!
[07:39] Cafe
    They learn all kinds of martial arts
[07:41] Cafe
    and sometimes wield supernatural powers.
[07:43] Cafe
    They're the ultimate warriors living
    in the shadows of a cruel world!
[07:46] Cafe
    If our family had those
    ninja arts on our side...
[07:50] Cafe
    Bring that ninja here!
[07:52] Cafe
    Sir!
[07:53] Akane
    Ninjas can walk and run across water.
[07:57] Akane
    Wow!
SIGN    I'm shocked, rocked, and Momo-woke-up-to-her-alarm-clocked!
[08:00] Akane
    This is how we do it.
[08:06] Akane
    That's right.
[08:07] Akane
    Before the right leg sinks,
    raise your left leg.
[08:10] Akane
    Then raise the right leg
    before the left leg sinks.
[08:18] Akane
    Momo!
[08:23] Akane
    Help me!
[08:25] Chamo
    There you go.
SIGN    I thought it'd turn out like this.
[08:32] Akane
    I might not actually have
    any talent as a ninja.
[08:36] Momo
    Has everyone in your family
    been ninjas all this time?
[08:39] Akane
    Yeah. Up until my grandfather.
[08:42] Akane
    But my parents think ninja are
    old-fashioned and took on a normal life.
[08:48] Akane
    I've been enduring harsh training
    with my grandfather in the mountains.
[09:00] (Flashback) Grandpa
    Not good enough! Here we go!
[09:04] (Flashback) Grandpa
    One more time!
[09:16] (Flashback) Grandpa
    Akane! I will now teach you the
    ultimate technique of the Sarutobi.
[09:20] (Flashback) Grandpa
    Watch closely!
[09:23] (Flashback) Akane
    Yes, sir!
[09:41] (Flashback) Grandpa
    You cannot yet grasp the ultimate technique.
[09:44] (Flashback) Grandpa
    Akane, continue your training.
[09:46] (Flashback) Grandpa
    The ninja of the future must
    not remain confined to Japan.
[09:50] (Flashback) Grandpa
    Akane, travel the world refining your art.
[09:54] Akane
    And so I did things like running
    to the top of the Eiffel Tower,
[09:58] Akane
    jumping down from the
    Leaning Tower of Pisa...
[10:01] Akane
    In doing so, I confirmed Galileo's
    law of falling bodies.
[10:05] Akane
    I crossed the Pacific to America.
[10:08] Akane
    I befriended many kinds of animals.
[10:13] Akane
    But I just can't cut it.
[10:15] Akane
    Maybe I should do what my parents told me,
[10:17] Akane
    give up on ninja training and get married.
[10:21] Akane
    Grandpa said if I focus my mind and heighten
    my senses, I could do this stuff, but...
SIGN    She disappeared!
[10:33] Akane
    Help me!
[10:35] Akane
    Momo! Help me!
[10:39] Momo
    Akane?!
[10:43] Pipi
    Akane's been kidnapped!
[10:45] Momo
    Hurry! To the Gourmet Poppo!
[10:47] Man
    The Japanese ninja is ours!
[11:06] Lupi
    There! That helicopter!
[11:08] Momo
    Where?!
[11:10] Chama
    There!
SIGN    Oh! That's the mansion of the don of the local crime family, Cafe-au-Lait!
[11:16] Lupi
    Cafe-au-lait? The leader
    of that horrible gang?!
SIGN    The mansion is known for its strict security!
[11:24] Lupi
    I don't wanna be shot down again!
SIGN    What do we do, Momo?
[11:29] Momo
    I'm not really sure...
[11:37] Momo
    Sheesh.
SIGN    They say that even the FBI would struggle to break in here!
[11:44] Momo
    Even if the FBI can't do it, we
    have the mysteries of the East!
SIGN    "Mysteries of the East"?
[11:50] All
    Ninja?!
[11:51] Momo
    Yes, nin-nin-ninja!
[11:56] Momo
    Parariru Parariru Doririnpa!
[11:59] Momo
    Tiaran Tianan Maririnpa!
[12:02] Momo
    Become a ninja with a Minky touch!
[12:32] Momo
    Ninja live in a world of shadows,
[12:34] Momo
    endure harsh training,
[12:36] Momo
    and execute their orders without mercy.
[12:39] Momo
    Follow me, men!
[12:41] Momo
    Yeah!
[12:45] sign
    Fairy Princess
[12:45] sign
    Minky Momo
[12:49] sign
    Fairy Princess
[12:49] sign
    Minky Momo
[12:51] sign
    Fairy Princess
[12:51] sign
    Minky Momo
SIGN    What's with this garden?!
SIGN    Seems easy to get lost in it...
SIGN    Mr. Cafe-au-Lait! Here she is!
SIGN    This woman is the ninja!
[13:26] Cafe
    A "kunoichi," eh?
[13:27] Cafe
    Sorry to be so rough with you.
[13:31] Akane
    Darn it!
[13:32] Cafe
    I'm the don of this city, Cafe-au-Lait.
[13:36] Cafe
    I'm a real Japanophile.
[13:38] Cafe
    I know all about Japan.
[13:40] Cafe
    Geisha, Mt. Fuji, Nagashima Junior.
[13:43] Cafe
    Oh, right.
[13:44] Cafe
    Who won the latest bout between
    Takahanada and Antonio Inoki?
[13:48] Akane
    Who is this old guy?
[14:00] Momo
    Lupipi, wait!
[14:19] Momo
    Yep, strict security...
SIGN    What now, Momo?
[14:25] Momo
    Ta-da!
[14:26] Momo
    What's that?
[14:28] Momo
    High-tech machinery is part
    of a ninja's repertoire.
[14:32] Cafe
    What have we here?
[14:34] Cafe
    Intruders in my mansion?
[14:37] Cafe
    Would these be friends of yours?
[14:41] Cafe
    Well, no matter.
[14:43] Cafe
    Hey, give them a warm welcome.
[14:47] Cafe
    I've always wanted to meet a real ninja!
[14:52] Cafe
    Will you show me your ninjutsu, miss?
[14:55] Akane
    I will not.
[14:56] Akane
    My ninjutsu isn't entertainment for gangs.
[15:01] Cafe
    A real Yamato Nadeshiko, eh?
[15:03] Cafe
    But what about if I show you this?!
[15:10] Cafe
    Not even a ninja can dodge gunfire!
[15:30] Momo
    Oh, no! They found us!
[15:32] Man
    Found them!
[15:34] Man
    Get them!
[15:35] Man
    Fire!
[15:36] Man
    Fire!
[15:50] Cook
    Help!
[16:09] Chamo
    Wh-What now?!
SIGN    No worries. Leave this to me!
SIGN    I've got an ace up my sleeve!
[16:15] Chamo
    Really?
SIGN    Step back, step back, step back!
SIGN    Do you fail to see this crest?!
[16:24] Man
    Wh-What?! Why should I care about that?
[16:27] Chamo
    I guess they haven't seen Mito Komon...
SIGN    Darn it. I forgot, that one only works in Japan!
[16:34] Momo
    It wouldn't even work in Japan.
[16:37] Man
    Fire!
[16:43] Man
    Oh, no!
[16:46] Chamo
    She did it!
[16:49] Man
    Look out!
[16:55] Man
    Wh-Where'd they go?!
[16:57] Man
    They got away!
[16:58] Man
    Find them! Find them!
SIGN    The path of the ninja is an unforgiving one.
[17:08] Cafe
    Now what, miss?
[17:10] Cafe
    Will you demonstrate your ninjutsu,
    or be made into Swiss cheese?
[17:16] Akane
    V-Very well.
[17:18] Akane
    But I can't exactly use ninjutsu like this.
[17:21] Cafe
    How rude of me.
[17:24] Cafe
    Hey, untie her.
[17:26] Man
    S-Sir!
[17:33] Akane
    In order to escape enemies in such numbers...
[17:36] Akane
    I'll have to use the Sarutobi
    ultimate technique.
[17:39] Akane
    Do or die. I'll try it!
[17:51] Momo
    Hi!
[17:53] Man
    Gorgeous!
[17:55] Man
    For me?
[18:03] Momo
    I'm a kunoichi. I've got to use
    my wiles every now and then!
[18:08] Momo
    Good night!
[18:23] Cafe
    What's the matter, girl?
[18:26] Akane
    I can't do it. I just can't!
[18:29] Cafe
    Enough! This ninja is a fake!
[18:32] Cafe
    Execute her at once!
[18:34] Man
    Mr. Cafe-au-Lait!
[18:35] Man
    The intruders are approaching this room!
[18:37] Cafe
    What?
[18:40] Momo
    Guess that's the boss's room.
[18:43] Chamo
    But Momo, I'm out of shuriken!
[18:45] Chamo
    I used up all of mine, too.
[18:48] Momo
    Yeah, me too...
[18:50] Lupi
    A ninja without weapons is
    like a wolf without its teeth!
[18:55] Momo
    Okay. I'll have to transform one more time.
[18:59] Momo
    Become a samurai with a Minky touch!
[19:08] Momo
    Family name Nemuri, given name Momoshiro.
[19:10] Momo
    My merciless blade cuts
    through evil yet again.
[19:16] Lupi
    Momo's so aloof and cool!
[19:25] Cafe
    Oh, samurai! Chonmage! Wonderful!
[19:28] Cafe
    But you appear to be my enemy.
[19:31] Momo
    I seek to avoid unnecessary bloodshed.
[19:33] Momo
    I'll be taking the girl back.
[19:37] Cafe
    You're mad, Japanese samurai!
[19:40] Cafe
    Get her, men!
[19:56] Cafe
    Not bad at all.
[19:58] Cafe
    But I've also studied fencing
    styles from around the world!
[20:03] Cafe
    Handed down from the Vikings, Raider Sword!
[20:09] Cafe
    Momo!
[20:21] Cafe
    Well? Want more?
[20:24] Cafe
    I-I admit defeat!
[20:26] Cafe
    I'll dissolve the family!
[20:28] Cafe
    I'll reform!
[20:29] Cafe
    S-So please, forgive me!
[20:31] Cafe
    Please! Please!
[20:34] Momo
    As you wish.
[20:41] Cafe
    You fool!
[20:44] Akane
    Look out!
[21:01] Akane
    I did it.
[21:02] Akane
    I was able to use the
    Sarutobi ultimate technique.
[21:06] Akane
    Akane!
[21:09] Akane
    Momo!
[21:10] Momo
    Did you do all this?
[21:13] Momo
    Y-Yes...
[21:15] Momo
    Wow!
[21:16] Momo
    You're a true ninja after all!
[21:19] King
    La-dee-da! I wanna do ninjutsu too!
[21:23] King
    It's not that simple.
[21:25] Queen
    Akane could only barely use
[21:27] Queen
    that ultimate technique when she
    was pushed to the breaking point.
[21:31] King
    Doro-doro fugu-doro! Mist technique!
[21:38] Queen
    Oh? Where did he go?
[21:40] King
    It's warm down here. La-dee-da.
[21:43] Queen
    Pervert!
[21:44] King
    That's cruel!
[21:50] Momo
    Hi, Akane!
[21:51] Akane
    Momo!
[21:53] Momo
    Heading out already?
[21:54] Akane
    Yeah.
[21:56] Akane
    I think I'll always remember
    this city, though.
[22:00] Akane
    Once my training journey is
    over, I'll come back here.
[22:03] Akane
    All right, then.
[22:06] Akane
    Goodbye!
[22:07] Momo
    Hey, the exit's this way.
[22:10] Akane
    I'm a ninja, remember?
[22:27] Momo
    Goodbye, Akane.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[24:10] Momo
    What happens to Cinderella at midnight?
[24:13] Momo
    Next time on Fairy Princess Minky Momo:
[24:15] Momo
    "Cinderella Panic!"
[24:17] Momo
    Gorgeous and delicious! Romantic! Mystery!
[24:20] Momo
    We're giving you a dream that has it all!
[24:23] Momo
    What? Sounds like bragging?
[24:24] Momo
    No way!
[24:25] Momo
    Even in rags, to have the
    heart of a fine-dressed lady—
[24:28] Momo
    That's the true nature of Cinderella!
[24:30] Momo
    That's right!
SIGN    Cinderella Panic